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Who Goes Batshit Crazy Tonight?

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I got my money on this guy… Seriously, what the hell is Garza doing in that photo?  He looks like when Chandler can’t smile in “The One With the Engagement Picture.” Anyway… he’s pitching against Mark Buerhle tonight, who has been known to take an awkward photo himself… Let’s just try not to be too embarassing out there, guys.

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The Crosstown Claszzzzzzzzzzz…….

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The Cubs play the Sox tonight! Do you know how excited I was about that?  I only knew because I saw Carlos Zambrano was available in my fantasy league and I saw his next start was against the White Sox tonight. Oh boy! Pointless manufactured drama!  The battle for a made-up corporately sponsored trophy that may or may not actually …

Jeffrey Ross Roasts Ryan Dempster

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After the game yesterday, we headed down to the Vic Theatre to see Jeffrey Ross.  If you have never seen Jeffrey Ross perform (and you don’t have delicate sensibilities), he is pretty damn funny.  He generally can be found doing the celebrity roasts that Comedy Central has brought back from the Dean Martin days.   It turns out Ryan Dempster …

42,218 Cubs Fans Out of 42,219 Thrilled By Cubs Beating Yankees

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I witnessed a fascinating thing on Friday afternoon at Wrigley.  Yes, the game was awesome and we’ll get to that, but the truly fascinating thing was getting a chance to see a real life Yellon interacting in its natural habitat. Most people know that Al Yellon has been a season ticket holder in the bleachers for years, always sits in …

Sometimes You Have to Learn to Say Goodbye to Those You Love

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I love Wrigley Field.  I love watching games there.  I love that it is nestled into the neighborhood and it has become the focal point of the local businesses in the area. I love the absence of a scoreboard that doesn’t tell me when to cheer.  I love the minimal advertising that assaults my eyes when watching a game. People …

Whoever Had June 13 on the Kerry Wood DL Pool is a Winner

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It turns out Quade’s bullpen was even thinner than people (translation: I) realized when Zambrano was left hung out to dry in Philadelphia the other night.  It seems that Kerry Wood’s blister problems have resurfaced and he has been put on the 15 Day DL. Per Bruce Levine: Wood, who is 1-3 with a 3.25 ERA in 24 games this …

Davis vs. Goliath

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I have a sneaky suspicion Davis doesn’t have the equivalent of a slingshot and smooth stones to fell the Philliestines, but that’s why they play the game.  Amiright? Mostly, we just needed a new thread.