David Ross is rumored to be the new Cubs manager, according to anonymous sources attending the press conference introducing him as the new Cubs manager.
Lester Strode is out as bullpen coach, which bothers Bruce Miles. Word is he was offered a different position with the team.
You should probably take a drink every time you shrug while reading Cubs news.
Cole Hamels is gone.
Anthony Rizzo is not.
Yu Darvish is not.
The last surprising development in Cubs world was probably the signing of Craig Kimbrel, which worked out unsurprisingly well. So I’m just going to go ahead and stop this nonsense.
After one more tidbit:
Javy was born. (Don’t shrug at that. You can still drink to that, though.)