Team Wins Are the Best

Well I suppose they are all team wins, but plenty of dudes contributed across all three phases of the game (not you, Corbin Martin)

So Reds lose…and it appears the Brewers are too, Pirates making a comeback attempt…

Don’t want the Dbacks too comfortable before they come to Chicago but the Brewers losing is good, pending the 9th

Woo

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Cubs #608

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Bob Minocqua —–> pulled from start due to dead arm?

berselius,

possible it’s just the flu or similar but he was barely hitting the mid 80s in the first inning

I’ve never seen flu or dead arm cause that severe a drop in velocity. He’s probably missing a ligament or two.

Friday 1:20 CT games, you love to see them

Good start for the Cubs.

berselius,

well, listen, I’m blacked out to encourage all us diehard Snakes fans to sign up for some different streaming service

Nico out of the game?

oh for feck’s sake, x100

I am going to turn into the joker etc etc

Coom is reporting that Nico left with neck tightness

The middle of the infield has a neck and ass problem. My column:

The Cubs this year are the opposite of the Tungsten Arm O’Doyle tweet. Every game is “The Cubs send two players to the IL, which is now bigger than the 40-man roster. Cubs win 12-2.”

Just got back from a meeting and tuned in to two Rollison strikeouts, what a clutch performance

berselius,

*checks earpiece* ah

W(hew)

Cubs Legend Jacob Webb

never doubted it for a second

30 HR guys killed my rarity score.

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So what was up with the bunt BABIP there (dying laughing)

I guess both teams got even on BS runs

Big Pirates fan this weekend

That HR column is a tough one

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Good logic there

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“Doubles By Decade”

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Damn, I never want to root for the Dodgers but the Cardinals need to lose every game in the most embarrassing way possible whenever they wear these stupid “The Lou” jerseys

First—->place

Shota landmine.

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Went to charge car today and was surrounded by Waymos, you’d think they would have their own charging facilities like Amazon does so the stations wouldn’t be monopolized. Such an inconvenience to us peasants.

Tom Seaver landmine

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Fun little logic puzzle

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I wonder why but I (dying laughing)

When your coach just got finished yelling at the team for not following the signs he calls. pic.twitter.com/Jcq1NEGkgQ

— Michael Cerami (@Michael_Cerami) May 1, 2026

It begins
Go Cubs

Happ!

Maybe extend Happ

Rice Cube,
There was a stretch at universities where building lobbies were full of electric scooters since they would pay people for charging them. Similarly you’d see pickup trucks out at 4 am collecting all the random scooters people would just leave on curbs etc to return them to central locations. What a business model 😐

berselius,

Gig economy is a strange beast, I think all the guys charging the Waymos were similarly employed, like the trucks that pick up dudes outside Home Depot to go to construction sites for the day or whatever.

Shout out Dansby D

More (cubs) runs would be great

Go Pirates until Sunday only

Happ quasi-cycle

Long time believer in Cubs closer Guy Rando, he’s French Canadian

Great team win

About as well-pitched a game as you can hope for.

Cubs in first place by themselves for a bit, go Pirates

Exciting insurance

Reds walked in like 4 runs that inning so unless the Pirates shit themselves we should be having a great sports day

Rice Cube,

uffda

berselius,

150+ pitches through four innings

And they come to Wrigley on Monday, you love to see it

Pirates/Reds ended up with a football score.

Perkins,

I think the score accidentally summoned Vontaze Burfict to the stadium

Aaaaaaah the Mets

Danny P ——-> Cubs

berselius:
Danny P ——-> Cubs

Nico’s back in the lineup too. Feels like the announcer in Red Alert saying “reinforcements have arrived.”

Joe Ryan gestured to the trainer after 8 pitches or so today, so I guess that’s one less trade candidate out of the pool 😬

To-day’s base ball squadron facing north paw Merrill Kelly

2B Nico
DH Mo Balls
3B Bregman
LF Happ
RF Seiya
1B Busch
C Kelly
CF PCA
SS Swandong

SP Boyd

berselius,

RIP Cubs Legend Yacksel Rios, who is now DFA

Buschhhhhhhhhhh

another ten game winning streak would be great

CLE kinda tough for rarity on 200 game winners.

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Fun game to follow, happy about everyone else losing too

The Pirates can also start losing now

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