Rain Delay Haiku 4/25 In aside by Rice CubeApril 25, 2025108 Comments Rain during baseball Should be illegal except In the World Series 😉
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 1:53 pm At Costco, very much appreciate the $1.50 hot dog but they should wrap it in foil again, this chicken bake wrapper is not conducive to condiment application Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 25, 2025 at 2:26 pm dmick89, Radar seems to clear up for good around 3:30, so I’d expect them to play. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 25, 2025 at 3:18 pm Marquee says expected start time is 3:30 CT. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 3:27 pm andcounting, Hope Julio Turner gave a hell of a speech in the meantime Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 25, 2025 at 3:52 pm I think I’d like the new hats better if they didn’t have the white panel, and were just all-white instead berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 25, 2025 at 4:03 pm berselius, Some runs would have been nice too though (dying laughing) berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 25, 2025 at 4:33 pm If potential runs were a full can of soda and scoring runs were drinking said soda, the Cubs today would be my kids. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 25, 2025 at 4:39 pm andcounting, *bullpen dumps soda all over floor* berseliusQuote Reply 1 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 4:41 pm Did you guys know that pitch clock violations are sponsored by Verizon? (dying laughing) Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 25, 2025 at 4:52 pm Bah ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 754 9/9: Rarity: 14 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://immaculategrid.com/play PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 25, 2025 at 4:52 pm Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #238 🟡🟡🟢🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 25, 2025 at 5:18 pm I did not have “Colin Rea, competent starter” on my 2025 bingo card. PerkinsQuote Reply 1 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 5:20 pm Perkins, Sometimes you gotta give the Cubs some credit, I suppose Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 25, 2025 at 6:00 pm It seems fitting that the Cubs traded their last genuinely exciting player for their current one. PerkinsQuote Reply 2 0
berselius April 25, 2025 at 6:02 pm I’d say, make this lead bullpen-proof, Cubs offense, but…. berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 6:27 pm This was fun https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/carlos-hernandez-in-play-run-s-to-pete-crow-armstrong?t=t112-default-vtp Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 6:30 pm I believe this more than guarantees the Cubs finish April at .500+ Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 7:31 pm Good game https://youtu.be/sDk-qhqWKrM?si=4QtZ-vAw4AAb5wdh Also go Cards I guess /vomit Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 7:39 pm Interesting, the Cubs will face him tomorrow https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/04/cubs-backed-out-of-offseason-luzardo-trade-after-medical-review.html Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 25, 2025 at 7:42 pm Oof, gotta root for the Beers here, these “The Lou” jerseys remain heinous berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 25, 2025 at 7:44 pm berselius, *photoshops jerseys to The Loo* berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 8:34 pm Stupid Rockies unfortunately suck but it is pleasant to watch the Brewers losing, probably won’t last though Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 9:47 pm Brewers –> lost Cubs –> 4 games up Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 25, 2025 at 10:53 pm Rockies –> pathetic Cubs –> 3.5 up Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 9:59 am Dwight Gooden mini landmine ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 755 9/9: Rarity: 15 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://immaculategrid.com/play Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 10:00 am Woo wild guesses Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #239 “Unsung Heroes” 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 26, 2025 at 12:41 pm To-day’s base ball squadron vs the south paw Jesus lizard LF Happ DH Suzuki RF Tucker 1B Turner SS Swanson 2B Hoerner CF PCA C Amaya 3B Berti SP Brown berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 26, 2025 at 12:42 pm Workman —-> white Sox Feel bad for the kid berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 12:52 pm berselius, Cubs get Tucker cash back tho Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 26, 2025 at 1:01 pm Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #239 “Unsung Heroes” 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 2:32 pm The Rockies are legit useless (dying laughing) Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 2:50 pm Rice Cube: The Rockies are legit useless (dying laughing) Temporarily false Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 26, 2025 at 3:00 pm Snagged a Wrigleyville cubs hat on clearance, heck yeha berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 26, 2025 at 3:02 pm Go cubs boo Phillies Except for war bear berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 26, 2025 at 3:16 pm Adam Amin just said the number one offense in baseball was coming to the plate and I’m so confused about who that could be. andcountingQuote Reply 1 0
andcounting April 26, 2025 at 3:17 pm Happ absolutely robbed by the wind, ball ended up foul in the stands instead of onto Waveland. (dying laughing) andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 3:27 pm Ben Brown doing well so far, actually throwing strikes Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 3:31 pm Cubs should get more guys on base IMO Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 26, 2025 at 4:02 pm Bah, KB was a landmine. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 755 9/9: Rarity: 15 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://immaculategrid.com/play PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 26, 2025 at 4:02 pm Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #239 “Unsung Heroes” 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 26, 2025 at 4:05 pm BABIP and a shrinking strike zone are killing him this inning. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 4:11 pm Oh hey the Brewers lost Go Rockies I guess Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 26, 2025 at 4:40 pm berselius, well, maybe just a little bit, as a treat berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 26, 2025 at 4:41 pm Fox has shown the Trea Turner error ~350,000 times. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 6:01 pm I think the Cubs at least burned a couple Phillies relievers for the rubber match and that ain’t nothing Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 6:06 pm Well At least the Cubs aren’t the Orioles right now Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 9:42 pm A U 🐔 E O 4 HR Just as the scrolls foretold Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 26, 2025 at 10:37 pm Rice Cube: A U E O 4 HR Just as the scrolls foretold Per the stat nerds this is one of a handful of times a team has allowed a 4 HR performance and still won Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 27, 2025 at 10:18 am Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #240 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 10:40 am Stupid Angels ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 756 9/9: Rarity: 11 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://immaculategrid.com/play Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 10:42 am That Japan one though (dying laughing) Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #240 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 27, 2025 at 1:39 pm Six Cubs from the aughts on mine today. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 756 9/9: Rarity: 9 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://immaculategrid.com/play PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins April 27, 2025 at 1:40 pm Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #240 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 2:39 pm New guy Cosgrove up Roberts optioned https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/04/27/cubs-roster-moves-cosgrove-up-roberts-down/ Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 4:00 pm Perkins: Cardinals and Rockies——>useless I believe the Cards at least won the series against the Brewers, the Rockies on the other hand should probably be banished to the phantom zone Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 5:49 pm The Heliot Ramos walkoff little league home run was ridiculous in how slow everything developed Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 6:15 pm Hilarity https://bsky.app/profile/mlbhomeruns.bsky.social/post/3lntefwzba22s Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 6:15 pm Oh yeah congratulations to Taillon for 1000 Ks Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 6:58 pm As in game interviews go (they should never do that in the field btw) that was a fun one Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 8:06 pm I love that the defense isn’t slumping Rice CubeQuote Reply 1 0
andcounting April 27, 2025 at 8:09 pm Somehow there was a stretch where three out of four batters hit into double plays. (dying laughing) andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 27, 2025 at 8:09 pm andcounting, Yes, one was overturned, but still awesome! andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
berselius April 27, 2025 at 8:10 pm I’ve been in and out of this game but it seems like every time I tune in Nico is making a big defensive play berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 8:12 pm Nick Castellanos is frustratingly competent at defense tonight Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 27, 2025 at 8:15 pm Rice Cube, This whole damn series he’s been turning the Cub lefties’ BABIP to shit. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 8:23 pm Jesus fucking Christ (dying laughing) Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting April 27, 2025 at 8:32 pm Karl Ravech is my least favorite PBP guy of all time, and I think we all know how much I hate some other ones. He’s the very worst. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 8:51 pm andcounting: Still don’t have a third baseman. To be somewhat fair, I don’t think he had a play anywhere unfortunately Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 8:58 pm Sad face Oh well Still in first place until at least the first game in Pittsburgh Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube April 27, 2025 at 10:03 pm New post game Q –> https://www.obstructedview.net/what-would-brujan-do/ Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
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At Costco, very much appreciate the $1.50 hot dog but they should wrap it in foil again, this chicken bake wrapper is not conducive to condiment application
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Are they going to get this one in today?
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Radar seems to clear up for good around 3:30, so I’d expect them to play.
andcountingQuote Reply
Marquee says expected start time is 3:30 CT.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
Hope Julio Turner gave a hell of a speech in the meantime
Rice CubeQuote Reply
philliEs
berseliusQuote Reply
I think I’d like the new hats better if they didn’t have the white panel, and were just all-white instead
berseliusQuote Reply
Weirdly bad jump by Tucker
berseliusQuote Reply
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
Some runs would have been nice too though (dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
berseliusQuote Reply
If potential runs were a full can of soda and scoring runs were drinking said soda, the Cubs today would be my kids.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
*bullpen dumps soda all over floor*
berseliusQuote Reply
Did you guys know that pitch clock violations are sponsored by Verizon? (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Bah
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #238
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PerkinsQuote Reply
5 full for Rea, what a mensch
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I did not have “Colin Rea, competent starter” on my 2025 bingo card.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Sometimes you gotta give the Cubs some credit, I suppose
Rice CubeQuote Reply
okay, #occasionallybuntiguess
berseliusQuote Reply
It seems fitting that the Cubs traded their last genuinely exciting player for their current one.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I’d say, make this lead bullpen-proof, Cubs offense, but….
berseliusQuote Reply
Pomeranz time
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
cubs legend
berseliusQuote Reply
berseliusQuote Reply
Nice low stress win.
PerkinsQuote Reply
This was fun
https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/carlos-hernandez-in-play-run-s-to-pete-crow-armstrong?t=t112-default-vtp
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I believe this more than guarantees the Cubs finish April at .500+
Rice CubeQuote Reply
This team is fun.
dmick89Quote Reply
Good game
https://youtu.be/sDk-qhqWKrM?si=4QtZ-vAw4AAb5wdh
Also go Cards I guess /vomit
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
Go 16 inning game
berseliusQuote Reply
Interesting, the Cubs will face him tomorrow
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/04/cubs-backed-out-of-offseason-luzardo-trade-after-medical-review.html
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Oof, gotta root for the Beers here, these “The Lou” jerseys remain heinous
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
*photoshops jerseys to The Loo*
berseliusQuote Reply
Stupid Rockies unfortunately suck but it is pleasant to watch the Brewers losing, probably won’t last though
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Brewers –> lost
Cubs –> 4 games up
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Rice Cube,
Pending Reds result
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Rockies –> pathetic
Cubs –> 3.5 up
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Dwight Gooden mini landmine
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Woo wild guesses
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #239
“Unsung Heroes”
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To-day’s base ball squadron vs the south paw Jesus lizard
LF Happ
DH Suzuki
RF Tucker
1B Turner
SS Swanson
2B Hoerner
CF PCA
C Amaya
3B Berti
SP Brown
berseliusQuote Reply
Workman —-> white Sox
Feel bad for the kid
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
Cubs get Tucker cash back tho
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #239
“Unsung Heroes”
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berseliusQuote Reply
The Rockies are legit useless (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Temporarily false
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Snagged a Wrigleyville cubs hat on clearance, heck yeha
berseliusQuote Reply
Go cubs boo Phillies
Except for war bear
berseliusQuote Reply
Adam Amin just said the number one offense in baseball was coming to the plate and I’m so confused about who that could be.
andcountingQuote Reply
Happ absolutely robbed by the wind, ball ended up foul in the stands instead of onto Waveland.
(dying laughing)
andcountingQuote Reply
Ben Brown doing well so far, actually throwing strikes
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Cubs should get more guys on base IMO
Rice CubeQuote Reply
LFG Brownie
berseliusQuote Reply
oof that wind
berseliusQuote Reply
Bah, KB was a landmine.
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Cubs #239
“Unsung Heroes”
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BABIP and a shrinking strike zone are killing him this inning.
andcountingQuote Reply
Jesus Christ Armstrong
andcountingQuote Reply
Bad inning
Alas
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Oh hey the Brewers lost
Go Rockies I guess
Rice CubeQuote Reply
The BABIP dragon strikes back?
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
well, maybe just a little bit, as a treat
berseliusQuote Reply
Fox has shown the Trea Turner error ~350,000 times.
andcountingQuote Reply
This game is dumb.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Roberts’s day to wear one today
berseliusQuote Reply
6 outs for 6 runs
Rice CubeQuote Reply
gonna need Romano in there in the ninth
berseliusQuote Reply
I think the Cubs at least burned a couple Phillies relievers for the rubber match and that ain’t nothing
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Well
At least the Cubs aren’t the Orioles right now
Rice CubeQuote Reply
A U 🐔 E O
4 HR
Just as the scrolls foretold
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Per the stat nerds this is one of a handful of times a team has allowed a 4 HR performance and still won
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Cubs #240
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Stupid Angels
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That Japan one though (dying laughing)
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Cubs #240
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Six Cubs from the aughts on mine today.
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New guy Cosgrove up
Roberts optioned
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/04/27/cubs-roster-moves-cosgrove-up-roberts-down/
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Glasnow –> hurt again (?)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Cardinals and Rockies——>useless
PerkinsQuote Reply
I believe the Cards at least won the series against the Brewers, the Rockies on the other hand should probably be banished to the phantom zone
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Brujan at 3b today
berseliusQuote Reply
The Heliot Ramos walkoff little league home run was ridiculous in how slow everything developed
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Chicago cubs baseball is on the air!
berseliusQuote Reply
Hilarity
https://bsky.app/profile/mlbhomeruns.bsky.social/post/3lntefwzba22s
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Oh yeah congratulations to Taillon for 1000 Ks
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Nico woot
Rice CubeQuote Reply
PCA!
dmick89Quote Reply
As in game interviews go (they should never do that in the field btw) that was a fun one
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Jameson Taillon can stay for now
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I love that the defense isn’t slumping
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Great defense
dmick89Quote Reply
Runs, please.
dmick89Quote Reply
Somehow there was a stretch where three out of four batters hit into double plays. (dying laughing)
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
Yes, one was overturned, but still awesome!
andcountingQuote Reply
I’ve been in and out of this game but it seems like every time I tune in Nico is making a big defensive play
berseliusQuote Reply
Nick Castellanos is frustratingly competent at defense tonight
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
This whole damn series he’s been turning the Cub lefties’ BABIP to shit.
andcountingQuote Reply
Jesus fucking Christ (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Thought it was gone for sure.
dmick89Quote Reply
Walk it off, boys
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Extras ugh
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Karl Ravech is my least favorite PBP guy of all time, and I think we all know how much I hate some other ones. He’s the very worst.
andcountingQuote Reply
I hate this bullpen
dmick89Quote Reply
Still don’t have a third baseman.
andcountingQuote Reply
To be somewhat fair, I don’t think he had a play anywhere unfortunately
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Le sigh
berseliusQuote Reply
Sad face
Oh well
Still in first place until at least the first game in Pittsburgh
Rice CubeQuote Reply
New post game Q –> https://www.obstructedview.net/what-would-brujan-do/
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