
I assume at some point we will pod again and the Cubs’ pitching will stop pissing us off (as much), but the lack of a sweep in Miami, while not totally unexpected (because sweeps are hard no matter the opponent), was still disappointing given that one of the better pitchers on the team decided today was a good day to suck. The day wasn’t a complete wash as the Brewers lost (even if the division odds are close to zero) and the Phillies did too, and then Pete Crow-Armstrong did this:
As you know, Pete is now the second Cubs left-hander to hit 40+ homers in a season since Hall of Famer Billy Williams, and currently has those 40 home runs and 33 stolen bases, so there’s still a chance to get to 40-40 and really enter the realm of legend. At 81-63, the Cubs have 18 games remaining, so that’s about one stole base every couple games. This probably requires Pete to get to first base and stop just there every now and then, which I don’t think he can, by rule, when he hits a home run (though I’m not completely sure on that). Maybe he can steal third every now and then when he doubles, or steal home when a pitcher falls asleep, but yeah we’ll probably need at least seven singles to make it so. Since Shohei Ohtani is sort of broken at the moment, the MVP is most likely Pete’s at this time, but who even knows with these voters anyway.
Speaking of those remaining 18 games, here’s what we’re looking at…
- 9/7 to 9/9 in Milwaukee
- 9/11 to 9/13 vs Pirates
- 9/14 to 9/16 vs Atlanta
- 9/18 to 9/20 in Cincinnati
- 9/22 to 9/24 vs Marlins
- 9/25 to 9/27 in Boston to end the season
Before the series in Milwaukee, the Cubs stand seven games behind the Brewers for the division, and even if they sweep, they are four games back with 15 to play, so that would require a lot of help to make the NL Central crown happen. More likely is the wild card, where the Cubs are five games up on the Diamondbacks and a half game up on the Phillies for now, with tiebreakers against both, so we’ll see how that shakes out, but we certainly would prefer they host the first series somehow. FanGraphs odds suggest the Cubs should hit 90 wins, which they’ll do if they just go .500 the rest of the way (I feel like they’ll do better, but again we’ll see), with just a 1.2% chance to win the division but a 99.5% chance to make the playoffs at all. Securing those tiebreakers certainly help, and (BIG IF) a sweep of the Brewers could also secure the tiebreaker against Milwaukee. The math is tough but possible, so let’s see if Pete gets to 40-40 and if the Brewers take a big dump. It would certainly amuse me.
I was wondering about this so I googled and now I feel stupider somehow
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For folks curious about when they’re doing the postseason games
https://www.mlb.com/postseason
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Fun Pete/evolution of baseball trivia
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I think you score that first play of the game 3-3-3-3-3.
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Schwarber happened, Barves down 1 going to the 9th
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Luzardo CGSO, barely ever see those anymore, hope the Barves are completely toothless whenever the Cubs face them
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Cubs need to stop sucking against this guy because it won’t get much easier
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Good Boyd
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Other Pete!
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Pete –> SB #34 (angry)
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Gonna need Boyd to hold it here until they get around to the top of the lineup again
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Pete –> SB #35 (screw you guys)
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YAY
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Damn, Happ gets rewarded for finally hitting a ball hard from the right side with a measly force out.
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andcounting,
Baseball is unfair
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Pete so good
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Grateful for Boyd doing well today, wonder if they risk the 8th here
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Ride or die (Zef in pen)
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Ride or die (Zef in pen)
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Oy…this is not fun now
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I am sad
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I am sad
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Triply so now
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Wasn’t meant to be
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Maybe if Seiya homers now, glad to have Pete, stupid Brewers, etc
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Rice Cube,
Jinx it one more time, Charlie.
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Rice Cube,
No! Not like this! Say it’s over again.
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Jesus, RC. Can’t you tell when your powers of manifestation have been working in reverse for the past two hours?
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Brewers are so annoying
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andcounting,
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Well the fun thing is that Pete should be within 2 of Schwarber for the MLB HR lead and now has 35 SB, so…yay
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Leaving Boyd in for the 8th proved costly. I understand the decision, but I don’t think it was the best one.
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andcounting,
I expected him to be done after Mitchell, but I can also see them PHing with Bauers etc if they brought in Zef or someone else for Ortiz, none of the options were good when facing the voodoo Brewers with a bad pen
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I’m taking the reductive approach: “Have any of our starters recorded an out in the 8th? Has anything happened that makes me expect that to change today?”
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andcounting,
That could be a fun one to look up…
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I’m not sure how to do a comprehensive search, but a cursory look at the usual suspects suggests the answer might be “zero”
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There’s a very legit possibility that PCA joins the 40-40 list when Atlanta’s in town. The Cubs could stop the game and hold a parade out of sheer petty spite. (dying laughing)
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So that’s 17 games remaining to:
1) get 5+ HR to match or exceed Derrek Lee’s total and potentially also overtake Schwarber for the MLB homer lead
2) get those 5 SB to join the 40-40 club
At this point he just needs to get one of each every 3 games or so, which seems more than doable…exciting!
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Pete also…
– 3 HR from Ernie’s age 24 HR Cubs record
– 1 HR from Billy’s lefty HR Cubs record
Pretty sure he won’t get to Sammy’s overall club record, and my reverse jinx probably isn’t that strong
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This is the energy I’m looking for. A reverse jinx AND a reverse jinx on the power of the reverse jinx. Perfection!
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andcounting,
andcounting,
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I’ll watch this later but the thumbnail lists six of the potential usual suspects for expansion
https://youtu.be/4Db2aGpVWKE?is=C_oUPs8UfQ8TYVfB
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hmm, I may have a free ticket if I want it to WC game 1 if it’s in Philly 🤔
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berselius,
sadly not free airfare as well (dying laughing)
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Football controversy!
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Chuckle
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Go Astros
Go Cubs
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Well that was probably as good as we could have hoped
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I can’t even remember what prompted the original thing – did Acuna get 40-40?
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I’m pretty sure that was it, yeah. (dying laughing).
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4 more!
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The good news is that even if the Brewers score a few runs after that walk, the Cubs still have two challenges left.
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Pete appeared to have his first hit vs Misosoup, unsure if just for this season or ever
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Seiya!!!
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Please explain
Watching Blues Brothers with wife
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Explanation: that’s incorrect.
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Excessive violence in the apprehension of the Blue Brothers has been approved
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andcounting,
I assumed it was a single and a TOOTBLAN (fortuitous) (dying laughing)
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small sample size etc but my takeaway from the past week is that the Brewers are good at a ton of the little things but ABS challenges is not one of them.
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Aaron Cy-vale.
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I would like to remind the cubs that challenges don’t carry over to the next game.
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This is turning into a telenovela.
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Guess they don’t know the zone as well as they think
Oooh Phillies lost
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bump
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Rice Cube,
The non-challenges that bothered me have been mere millimeters in/out of the zone, but I have high standards for them. (dying laughing)
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Rice Cube,
Wesneski doing a solid for his former team
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Somehow the Cubs are still ok
Blues Brothers about to get to Lower Wacker
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Ryan Rolison looks like Jackie Paper from Puff the Magic Dragon.
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Not that one, Matt.
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Not listening to the radio, I hope Pat didn’t call that Shaw PA a potential turning point
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Fuck yeah, Carson Kelly!
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I am unsure why he thought that would change things
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Here’s to our bullpen
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I will call that a stupid pitch
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Maybe don’t throw 10 changeups in a row.
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Rice Cube,
It’s not a stupid pitch, it’s a stupid pitch sequence.
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andcounting,
I think we’re both sort of right, he fouled off one change and then he hung one even worse as if that was a good idea (dying laughing)
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Bullpen is complete garbage.
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andcounting,
I mean, he threw 6 changeups in 7 pitches that all fell in the range of 85.4–86.1 mph. At that point, it’s not a changeup, it’s Anthony Rizzo pitching.
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And now they can’t slide.
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Ok that might have been dumber
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Two runners (one for each team) have been thrown out because they tried a hook slide for no reason.
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just a little TOOTBLAN, as a treat
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a toot
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At least this will end fast.
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Cubs pen moved from 27th in fWAR before the trade deadline to 27th in fWAR in games since the deadline
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le sigh
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Sad face
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Cubs really want me to shell out for last minute plane tickets for a playoff game
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berselius,
I don’t understand how nearly every pitching move this year has been disappointing, it’s like they literally don’t know how pitching works
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Like maybe it’s not getting power arms and relying on defense and scraping the barrel but it’s really such a systemic failure that I have no explanation beyond they don’t know what they’re doing anymore
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I know what you’re saying, but a changeup doesn’t have much break to it anyway. Every changeup is a hanger if you know it’s coming. (dying laughing)
Obviously I don’t really know if they called for either of them in that general location, and I’m sure he didn’t want it that high, but by the time he hit the homer, Chourio had seen that exact pitch thrown in the same general area at the same velocity FIVE TIMES, four from the on-deck circle and one at the plate. It wasn’t a changeup. It was just . . . up.
(dying laughing)
That’s a failure on the part of like six different people in the Cubs organization to allow that to happen.
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andcounting,
It could be a fun* discussion on the pod
*it’s really not that fun but it might be enlightening
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If we record on the 20th I pray to all that is unholy I don’t still have reason to talk about this shit. (dying laughing)
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This is really activating the former part of my brain that didn’t care about the Cubs trading Cease and Archer because they wouldn’t know what to do with them anyway
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Ope, I had the wrong date for the deadline, they actually moved from 27th in the games before 8/3 to 29th in the games since
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AC commenting about the pitch sequencing and the potential of like six different components of the pitching infrastructure fucking up kind of ties into my wonderment about how the pitching gurus and the Pitch Lab etc could just be so systemically bad at this, like at least show them how to avoid the heart of the zone because if the ball goes over the wall your elite defense can’t do shit unless they have magnets and tractor beams
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Depending on your level of trust (mine is admittedly quite low) we at least have another guy who can throw gas
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just hope it isn’t the second coming of Gas Can Bob Howry
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Almost time
Go Cubs
Death to the opposition
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Striking out the side is no fun when it happens to the Cubs offense
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Now how would that pitch be a good idea to even the festering corpse of Christian Yelich
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That splitter might as well have been put on a tee, I know they’re not TRYING to do that but boy is that annoying
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Gotta wonder if he’s tipping, that’s another homer off a first pitch split, albeit one that hung pretty bad too…(it was inside though)
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At least they made my decision easy wrt whether I should watch the NFL opener
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But if Gausman keeps it to six runs, the Cubs might have a chance!
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Schwarber just destroyed a grand slam so the Cubs will have a bit of a hole to dig out of, sigh
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Pete kills the no-hitter, MVP
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RIP Barry Melrose
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10 WAR season for Pete https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&season=2026&season1=2026&ind=0&type=8&month=33
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New stuff –> https://www.obstructedview.net/the-unfortunate-reality-of-not-being-the-best/
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