Offense Eruption! The boys in Iowa decided to explode all of the face of Fresno by jacking out 13 runs. Rizzo hit two long hard ones out and Vitters showed off with a dong of his own. Brett Jackson took two easy bases on balls before smacking the ball around for a triple. All in all it was a pretty great orgy of points and I really hope the have the stamina to keep it up.
Not much to say about the AA squad. Trey McNutt spent his wad early throwing 58 pitches in 3 innings and suffering the humiliation of a premature exit while thousands of people watched.
Rubi Silva just keeps pounding the ball going 2-6 with a HR and 3 RBI's. Hayden Simpson continues to put the effort to please us fans in as he worked 4 IP but I have to be disappointed in the lack of a climax as he was only able to strike out 1 batter while allowing 2 runs. If he wants to be the big man we all hoped he would be he really need to learn how to finish the other guy off.
Yesterday marked the 2012 debut of Charles Thomas. He was drafted to hit but decided to switch sides and become a pitcher. He has a live arm that can touch 98 and struck out 3 in 2 IP but the knock on him is he can't really control where he sprays it.
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(dying laughing)
Has anyone read the details of Travolta’s troubles? Supposedly he spread his ass cheeks open so the massuer could tickle his anus. Then refused to move his dong when she was trying to massage his abs. There was another report that he tried to get a male massuer to have sex with him and told him he had to do sexual favors to the gay jewish men that own the movie industry and that’s how he got his stardom.
Just when you think you know someone……
MuckerQuote Reply
Unfortunately, my artistic ability is pretty much nonexistent.
joshQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
Maybe he was trying to convert the masseuse to Scientology by saying his wang is a Thetan meter?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
Weren’t both masseur’s men?
joshQuote Reply
(dying laughing), this is gold DJ
BerseliusQuote Reply
somewhere maestrick is frowning
dylanjQuote Reply
@ josh:
Were they? I thought it said “she” on one of them. Man, how could you want some guy to tickle your anus when you’re married to Kelly Preston? She’s hot as shit.
MuckerQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
Maybe she doesn’t do it right.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ dylanj:
And pj franceson is kicking puppies
BerseliusQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
My guess would be either it’s a 1) sham marriage and Travolta is a homosexual, or 2) Travolta gets aroused by cheating on his wife, pushing social boundaries, dominating other people, etc, or 3) the accusations are false and he wouldn’t.
joshQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
Gold Jerry, Gold!!!
/Banya’d
MuckerQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
If celbrity history has taught us anything its that the attractiveness of the mate usually ends up being no indicator of the person’s likelihood to cheat. See: Every Hollywood couple ever.
joshQuote Reply
Josh, do you use Twitter? I tweeted out your blog and somebody asked if you were.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ Aisle424:
Yeah, @writerjosh
joshQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
I don’t have a specific twitter for the OBB. I guess I could set one up.
joshQuote Reply
@ josh:
I suggest @AreYouDownWithOBB assuming that fits the character limit.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/09/charley-pride-was-a-ballplayer-who-under-50-knew/
/actually a cool story bro
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Josh, do you frequent Bleacher Nation? (dying laughing)
http://www.bleachernation.com/2012/05/09/i-want-to-party-with-theo-and-billy-corgan-and-other-bullets/comment-page-1/#comment-99925
WaLiQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
I do not.
joshQuote Reply
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/09/ryan-dempster-leads-baseball-with-a-1-02-era-and-has-zero-wins/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
MishQuote Reply
@ Mish:
I wonder which teams need a starting pitcher and wouldn’t mind parting with a few choice prospects right about now.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Why would a team want a pitcher who can’t provide the inspiration and desire to win?
WaLiQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
I guess I can’t argue with your logic.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Nice commenter snark.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Not that it matters, and I maybe have missed it, but did DeWitt clear waivers or did someone take a vacation from reason and pick him up?
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply
The Avengers are calling out Mish.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ mikeakaleroy:
It takes 10 days before you can clear waivers and I don’t think it’s even been 5 or 6 days, has it?
mb21Quote Reply
Aisle424Quote Reply
new shit: http://obstructedview.net/commentary-and-analysis/bryan-lahairs-fantastic-start.html
mb21Quote Reply
@ mb21:
Gotcha. For some reason, I thought it was less than that. In my defense, I did just move to this country 33 years ago, so baseball is fairly new to me.
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply