SG published the first projected standings for his CAIRO projections (version .3) yesterday. They make a lot more sense to me than the early Oliver projections.
| TM | W | L | RS | RA | Div | WC | PL |
| Brewers | 92 | 70 | 700 | 646 | 52.5% | 14.3% | 66.7% |
| Cardinals | 90 | 72 | 708 | 648 | 36.8% | 19.3% | 56.2% |
| Reds | 84 | 78 | 724 | 704 | 10.1% | 10.8% | 20.9% |
| Cubs | 74 | 88 | 649 | 727 | 0.3% | 1.1% | 1.4% |
| Pirates | 70 | 92 | 656 | 758 | 0.4% | - | 0.4% |
| Astros | 60 | 102 | 569 | 759 | 0.0% | - | - |
The Oliver projected standings gave us a slim chance to contend, but this paints a very different picture.
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The Cubs are interested in Coco Crisp according to MLBTR. He’s been worth 5 rWAR and 5.5 fWAR over the last two years. The Cubs reportedly want him to play left field. The Cubs already have Soriano, but the Cubs are interested in moving him, but whether or not anybody is interested in taking him is another issue altogether. Bill James projects a .330 wOBA from him in 2012. Crisp made just under $6 million last year and would probably make about the same in 2012. If he stays healthy he would more than likely be worth it.
The bidding for Yu Darvish ended at 4 pm today. The Cubs apparently did bid, but they aren’t believed to be the highest bid. No surprises there.
Z gave up his first walk.
[quote name=Bleacher Nation]Spoke to a Cubs’ source this evening about the Yu Darvish bid. Although he couldn’t share the amount, he offered this: “I wouldn’t be surprised if we won.”[/quote]
FWIW
Z looks thinner.
Yeah, I thought so, too. His fastball has been around 91 mph.
[quote name=Rice Cube]Z looks thinner.[/quote]
Best shape of his life.
email, b
[quote name=Jeff Pasaan]One GM whose team bid on Darvish believes Toronto’s the favorite. Another thinks it’s Cubs. One more says Mariners. The point: No one knows.[/quote]
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[quote name=ACT]Z gave up his first walk.[/quote]I just turned it on. Is he still pitching?
He’s still in the game.
Nice inning by Z. I didn’t see him hit 90 though.
Yeah, his velo was higher in the first 2 innings. The fastest I saw was 92.
Final line for Z: 4 IP; 0 H; 1 K; 1 BB
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Man, replacement level must be way down in the AL last year. Crisp posted 2.2 WAR with a .319 wOBA and -5 runs in CF
His wRC+ was 100 and he played center field.
isn’t there some reciprocity expected from the ham fighters for all the young talent the cubs have delivered to them over the years?
[quote name=ACT]His wRC+ was 100 and he played center field.[/quote]
Yeah, I know. Was more a comment about how my subconscious baseline is way off.
We have to recalibrate our expectations since the steroid era is over.
The no-hitter Z started is alive and well through 7.
Since there was a lot of discussion about Nate and his wife today, I thought I’d share an old pic of them from ACB days:
[quote name=GW]isn’t there some reciprocity expected from the ham fighters for all the young talent the cubs have delivered to them over the years?[/quote]Scalesly and the Hoff on Darvish:
http://www.csnchicago.com/baseball-chicago-cubs/news/Cubs-make-bid-and-wonder-Who-is-Yu-Darvi?blockID=612362&feedID=619
[quote name=Cant see the comments].[/quote]This doesn’t give us much information.
[quote name=Berselius]Man, replacement level must be way down in the AL last year. Crisp posted 2.2 WAR with a .319 wOBA and -5 runs in CF[/quote]I haven’t looked lately, but I believe league average wOBA was .323.
Yeah, .323 league wOBA in the AL last year. Crisp was basically a league average player offensively.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/15/sport-has-not-lost-its-innocence-it-never-had-it-to-begin-with/
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[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Since there was a lot of discussion about Nate and his wife today, I thought I’d share an old pic of them from ACB days:
[/quote]
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
yea, the kid that’s only partially in that picture is now in 2nd grade
I still have that tattoo though
[quote name=Recalcitrant Blogger Nate]I still have that tattoo though[/quote]
[quote name=Recalcitrant Blogger Nate]http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/15/sport-has-not-lost-its-innocence-it-never-had-it-to-begin-with/
.[/quote]Rick Telander is an idiot.
[quote name=mb21]Rick Telander.[/quote]
Rest of your post was redundant.
Nice tag line (dying laughing)
[quote name=Mish]Nice tag line (dying laughing)[/quote]Aisle 424 confirmed last night that we did place a bid. It was a surprise to me. I don’t remember voting on it, but I was fired a long time ago.
I got your Christmas card MB, thanks.
You’re welcome.
I’m glad you were able to find a part time job for the holidays, GBTS.
Poor Santa. He was probably delivering presents to the Fielder’s house and got in a fight with either Prince or Cecil over the cookies and milk.
MO was so touched by Nate and his wife that he was inspired to send out his own Christmas card.
Of course, the SK household is not without Christmas cheer either. The picture for this year’s card was even taken with
SatanSanta.The holiday spirit on this blog is inspiring.
[quote name=Rice Cube]The holiday spirit on this blog is inspiring.[/quote]Tell me about it. We haven’t picked out any Christmas cards to sent out yet but since we just figured out she is pregnant I just got a few ideas!
Weird. Most of the people here were just touched by Nate’s wife.
[quote name=Rice Cube]The holiday spirit on this blog is inspiring.[/quote]We’re going to sing carols tomorrow.
[quote name=mb21]We’re going to sing carols tomorrow.[/quote]
Deck the halls with bricks and ivy
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
Watch out for the crumbling concrete!
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
I’ll figure out a way to incorporate broken outfielders later.
Bowden says it’s down to the Yankees, Rangers, Blue Jays and Cubs for Darvish.
[quote name=Rice Cube]Deck the halls with bricks and ivy
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
Watch out for the crumbling concrete!
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra![/quote]That’s a good start, but you’ve got to include shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits in each carol.
Deck the halls with bricks and ivy
You stupid fucking cunt
Something like that. Has a nice ring to it.
[quote name=mb21]That’s a good start, but you’ve got to include shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits in each carol.[/quote]George Carlin I am not…
/no dinner
[quote name=Rice Cube]George Carlin I am not…
/no Christmas presents from OV[/quote].
[quote name=mb21].[/quote]
[quote name=mb21]Deck the halls with bricks and ivy
You stupid fucking cunt
Something like that. Has a nice ring to it.[/quote]
Tis the season to drink zima from a can tralalalalalalala
Don we now our quasi-papal apparel falalalalalalala
Troll the ancient bleed cubbie blue falalalalalalala
[quote name=Evan Grant on the tweeters]The “buzz” is that Toronto had whopper of offer on Darvish. Many reasons for Jays to bid more than $50mm. Believe Rangers bid. Prob. in $40s[/quote]
https://twitter.com/#!/Evan_P_Grant/status/147338112371138560
Dallas baseball writer. He’s just a small market guy though, so what could he know.
[quote name=Berselius]Tis the season to drink zima from a can tralalalalalalala
Don we now our quasi-papal apparel falalalalalalala
Troll the ancient bleed cubbie blue falalalalalalala[/quote]Needs more shits, pisses, fucks, cunts, cocksuckers, motheruckers and tits. Other than that it’s perfect. (dying laughing)
[quote name=mb21]Needs more shits, pisses, fucks, cunts, cocksuckers, motheruckers and tits. Other than that it’s perfect. (dying laughing)[/quote]
Do not presume to tell me how to be a fan of ripping off Xmas carols.
Penn State ———> has only sold 3000 tickets for their bowl game, in the 72000 seat Cotton Bowl.
I’m guessing all 3000 of those are Black Shoe Diaries commenters.
[quote name=mb21]Rick Telander is an idiot.[/quote]Why does everyone forget that Telander, that lying sack of shit, is the author of maybe single most “see no evil” piece of journalism of the steroid era, i.e. the infamous Mandarich cover piece for SI.
Rick Telander wouldn’t know integrity if it bit him in the ass.
Not sure if this was posted yesterday, but WIN
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/12/14/2635923/jeff-bagwell-hall-of-fame
[quote name=Berselius]Not sure if this was posted yesterday, but WIN
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/12/14/2635923/jeff-bagwell-hall-of-fame/quoteStart reading every word.
Awwwwww yeeeeeeeaaaaaah
[quote name=Berselius]Not sure if this was posted yesterday, but WIN
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/12/14/2635923/jeff-bagwell-hall-of-fame/quoteI'm surprised Alvin hasn’t shown up and posted this comment:
incorrect.
[quote name=Suburban kid]Awwwwww yeeeeeeeaaaaaah
[/quote]Those gals are not objectively hot
[quote name=Suburban kid]Start reading every word.
/Rob G.[/quote].
[quote name=WenningtonsGorillaCock]Those gals are not objectively hot[/quote]Think that stopped Ronny?
[quote name=WenningtonsGorillaCock]Those gals are not objectively hot[/quote]The one furthest to the left might be reasonably attractive.
I like how Ron has his bat ready to slap a ho in case they try to jump him.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2011/12/attorney-sandusky-might-have-been-teaching-kids-hygiene/1
[quote name=Berselius]http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2011/12/attorney-sandusky-might-have-been-teaching-kids-hygiene/1
[/quote]It’s true. The adult has to be naked too for the lesson to really sink in.
^ Do stupid arguments incur contempt of court violations?
/not a lawyer
[quote name=mb21]http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/can_the_victim_of_abuse_be_an_enabler/[/quote][quote name=Berselius]Penn State ———> has only sold 3000 tickets for their bowl game, in the 72000 seat Cotton Bowl.[/quote]BTW, for people who are actually interested in all the PSU stuff, I highly recommend seeing Capturing the Friedmans if you haven’t already. It does quite a good job of exploring child molestation cases and their effects on victims, families, and the public, without polemicizing either way. Probably one of the five best documentaries I’ve ever seen.
/Serious’d
[quote name=Berselius]http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2011/12/attorney-sandusky-might-have-been-teaching-kids-hygiene/1
[quote name=fang2415]BTW, for people who are actually interested in all the PSU stuff, I highly recommend seeing Capturing the Friedmans if you haven’t already. It does quite a good job of exploring child molestation cases and their effects on victims, families, and the public, without polemicizing either way. Probably one of the five best documentaries I’ve ever seen.
/Serious’d[/quote](dying laughing), the documentary does not explain the pros and cons of shower lessons, however.
I must be washing my body wrong then. I didn’t know you had to put soap on the end of a dick and ram it up my ass to wash my asshole. I usually just use the edge of my hand.
I’m sure if it was just an innocent lesson in hygiene, the first time we’d hear that excuse would be from his third attorney, two months after being arrested.
I was unaware that fellatio was part of basic daily hygiene.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I was unaware that fellatio was part of basic daily hygiene.[/quote]With correct use of etsy.com, it can be.
[quote name=fang2415]With correct use of etsy.com, it can be.[/quote]HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[quote name=Mac]I must be washing my body wrong then. I didn’t know you had to put soap on the end of a dick and ram it up my ass to wash my asshole. I usually just use the edge of my hand.[/quote]
You jam the edge of your hand up your asshole?
we had quite the military themed debate at work MO. It was over facebook etiquette of military guys reposting posters about how much harder military life is vs college life ect.
Sam Hurd ————> arrested as part of an interstate drug ring
Pro athletes ———-> mostly dumb as a post
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Sam Hurd ————> arrested as part of an interstate drug ring
Pro athletes ———-> mostly dumb as a post[/quote]
Rick Telander’s world ——–> collapsing
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Sam Hurd ————> arrested as part of an interstate drug ring
Proathletes ———-> mostly dumb as a post[/quote].[quote name=dylanj]we had quite the military themed debate at work MO. It was over facebook etiquette of military guys reposting posters about how much harder military life is vs college left ect.[/quote](dying laughing), I bet I know the exact poster that ignited that debate. As someone who has lived both lives, I can say that both come with their own set of unique pressures. But I will also say that even now when I get stressed about a deadline for an article, or nervous about a conference presentation, I calm myself with the thought that no one is going to shoot me and none my friends are going to get blown up if I don’t make that deadline or I flub the presentation. That’s not to say that college isn’t extremely stressful. It is, without a doubt. It’s just to say that there’s a totally different stress level when you are acutely aware that not only do your actions bear directly on whether or not you will live through the day, but also bear directly on whether or not 30-40 other people will live through the day.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Sam Hurd ————> arrested as part of an interstate drug ring
People ———-> mostly dumb as a post[/quote].
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Sam Hurd ————> arrested as part of an interstate drug ring
Pro athletes ———-> mostly dumb as a post[/quote]Criminal complaint —–> http://www.scribd.com/doc/75786026/Hurd-Complaint
[quote name=Aisle424]Rick Telander’s world ——–> collapsing[/quote]Maybe he can ask his buddy Tony Mandarich to lift it up for him.
He was buying 4 kilos of coke. (dying laughing) Sam Hurd is fucked.
[quote name=Rice Cube]The one furthest to the left might be reasonably attractive.
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I’m pretty sure the one on the far right is Shirley Feeney, and one of the others could be Laverne.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]He was buying 4 kilos of coke. (dying laughing) Sam Hurd is fucked.[/quote]
Is that like a lot of coke?
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]He was buying 4 kilos of coke. (dying laughing) Sam Hurd is fucked.[/quote]
He was just stocking up for his holiday parties.
[quote name=Aisle424]Is that like a lot of coke?[/quote]
KG, being interviewed on the Score right now, says “no one” sees Darvish as “number 1,” and that he is “universally” seen as a “2 and number 1 is a clearly defined type which he then went on to define in completely ambiguous terms.
“Hurd stated that he was interested in purchasing five to ten kilograms of cocain and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area . . . at $25,000 per kilogram of cocaine and $450 per pound of marijuana.”
(dying laughing) Wow, he is fucked.
i basically said i’m tired of the constant “dont complain about x because somewhere there is a solider doing something” or “support the troops repost 1,292,982 things a day or you dont love America” bullshit.
I mean nobody on earth doesn’t respect the troops but its a volunteer army. Saying students cant stressed over finals because troops are in war would be like me choosing to marry a really ugly broad and then complaining that other guys get to fuck more attractive women.
that said god bless the troops and go america.
KG says the Cubs are thought the be among the teams which have lodged a “serious” bid for Darvish. Seems to think Rangers are in the lead.
[quote name=WaLi]You jam the edge of your hand up your asshole?[/quote](dying laughing) Yeah, what do you do?
KG has a weird job. You have to go on the radio and just fucking guess what’s inside sealed bids when there hasn’t been any real news out yet.
[quote name=dylanj]i basically said i’m tired of the constant “dont complain about x because somewhere there is a solider doing something” or “support the troops repost 1,292,982 things a day or you dont love America” bullshit.
I mean nobody on earth doesn’t respect the troops but its a volunteer army. Saying students cant stressed over finals because troops are in war would be like me choosing to marry a really ugly broad and then complaining that other guys get to fuck more attractive women.
that said god bless the troops and go america.[/quote]Happy Bill of Rights day!
Phil Rogers is definitely off his meds:
[quote name=GBTS]“Hurd stated that he was interested in purchasing five to ten kilograms of cocain and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area . . . at $25,000 per kilogram of cocaine and $450 per pound of marijuana.”
(dying laughing) Wow, he is fucked.[/quote]$450 / lb? Damn that’s a shit ton of profit. It’s what, $30 for 1/8th of an ounce? So about $3,000 / lb profit assuming 10% sellers fee or whatever.. so when he sold 1,000 lbs he could get 3 mil. That’s more than his salary.
WaLi ———> Drug dealer
$30 for 1/8th of an ounce?
I remember when $30 would get you 3/4 of an ounce. No idea what the wholesale price was. (dying laughing)
I wonder how Hurd crossed Vondas on this one
[quote name=dylanj]i basically said i’m tired of the constant “dont complain about x because somewhere there is a solider doing something” or “support the troops repost 1,292,982 things a day or you dont love America” bullshit.
I mean nobody on earth doesn’t respect the troops but its a volunteer army. Saying students cant stressed over finals because troops are in war would be like me choosing to marry a really ugly broad and then complaining that other guys get to fuck more attractive women.
that said god bless the troops and go america.[/quote]Yeah, the jingoism and exceptionalism gets old even for me. You’ll notice 99% of the military stuff I post on FB concerns veteran’s rights and the ways in which vets get fucked by the government. If people want to support the troops, look at the voting records on IAVA and DAV, and if your rep has a shitty voting record on vet’s rights (*cough*McCain*cough*), then call them and tell them to unfuck themselves.
It is an all-volunteer armed forces in theory; however, when you begin to look deeper into the socio-economic makeup of the military (and especially combat troops) and the way in which these men and women are recruited, you begin to wonder what “volunteer” might be taken to mean. So while I agree that this is largely a question of what sort of stresses might be entailed by the choice one makes, I also think that issue is far less cut-and-dried than most would think. And that’s largely because most people don’t really think about veteran’s issues. They slap a yellow sticker on the car and think they’ve done enough. But the veteran isn’t a real person to them. The faces of the men and the women don’t show up for them. So it’s easy to look at this in stark terms because it’s being engaged on a superficial and wholly uncritical level. But when you see the vet as a human, well, then you begin to realize that, just as with all things where people are involved, this issue is far more complex and layered than one might have thought at first.
Josh Willingham just signed with Minnesota.
So Michael Cuddyer is probably moving.
(dying laughing)
Neither Breaking Bad or Parks and Rec got nominated for a Golden Globe. I expect this blog to self-destruct in minutes.
[quote name=GBTS](dying laughing)
Neither Breaking Bad or Parks and Rec got nominated for a Golden Globe. I expect this blog to self-destruct in minutes.[/quote]
[quote name=WaLi]
[/quote]Still better than any of the prequels.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder](dying laughing), I bet I know the exact poster that ignited that debate. As someone who has lived both lives, I can say that both come with their own set of unique pressures. But I will also say that even now when I get stressed about a deadline for an article, or nervous about a conference presentation, I calm myself with the thought that no one is going to shoot me and none my friends are going to get blown up if I don’t make that deadline or I flub the presentation. That’s not to say that college isn’t extremely stressful. It is, without a doubt. It’s just to say that there’s a totally different stress level when you are acutely aware that not only do your actions bear directly on whether or not you will live through the day, but also bear directly on whether or not 30-40 other people will live through the day.[/quote]Was some guy claiming that stress in college is equal to stress in the military or something? I’ve been in the military, but even being around some of those weapons would freak the shit out of me. Actually, being around any weapons freaks the shit out of me.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/More-Fan-Violence-Dots-Week-14?urn=nfl-wp13907
People need to learn that it’s just a game.
[quote name=dylanj]Saying students cant stressed over finals because troops are in war would be like me choosing to marry a really ugly broad and then complaining that other guys get to fuck more attractive women.[/quote]
I think it’s more like saying you shouldn’t be upset about marrying an ugly chick when there are people out there fucking uglier chicks so you don’t have to.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]KG says the Cubs are thought the be among the teams which have lodged a “serious” bid for Darvish. Seems to think Rangers are in the lead.[/quote]Which is funny because some Rangers beat writer said they didn’t believe to be in on Darvish anymore.
Sam Hurd is the stupid version of Avon Barksdale.
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]I think it’s more like saying you shouldn’t be upset about marrying an ugly chick when there are people out there fucking uglier chicks so you don’t have to.[/quote](dying laughing), guys in the military are doing double duty, in that case.
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]I think it’s more like saying you shouldn’t be upset about marrying an ugly chick when there are people out there fucking uglier chicks so you don’t have to.[/quote]
nah
[quote name=WaLi]$450 / lb? Damn that’s a shit ton of profit. It’s what, $30 for 1/8th of an ounce? So about $3,000 / lb profit assuming 10% sellers fee or whatever.. so when he sold 1,000 lbs he could get 3 mil. That’s more than his salary.[/quote]Someone buying 1000 pounds of marijuana isn’t going to sell an eighth of an ounce. I would guess that half pounds would be the smallest quantity he’d be willing to move. That would be over 100,000 bags of weed your way.
College is also voluntary, but who gives a fuck who gets stressed out about what?
[quote name=mb21]College is also voluntary, but who gives a fuck who gets stressed out about what?[/quote]People who feel a compulsion to constantly measure their dicks.
Actually, it’s doubtful he’d even move a half pound. Breaking 1000 pounds into half pounds would be 2000 packages. No way. The smaller quantity you sell the more likely that quantity is to sell. He wouldn’t even be selling 1 pound packages. Maybe not even 10 pounds ones. After giving it more thought I’d guess he sells it in 100 pound packages.
Rosenbloom strikes again: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/rosenblog/chi-zambrano-still-doesnt-get-it-20111215,0,6476572.column
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]People who feel a compulsion to constantly measure their dicks.[/quote]
exactly.
[quote name=dylanj]KG has a weird job. You have to go on the radio and just fucking guess what’s inside sealed bids when there hasn’t been any real news out yet.[/quote]
Seems perfectly normal to me.
[quote name=mb21]Someone buying 1000 pounds of marijuana isn’t going to sell an eighth of an ounce. I would guess that half pounds would be the smallest quantity he’d be willing to move. That would be over 100,000 bags of weed your way.[/quote]Right, which is why i deducted 10% for his group who is selling the 1/8ths or whatever.
Also, I just noticed it said he wanted to purchase that much per week. I think they might have been transporting it using this method:
[quote name=ACT]Rosenbloom strikes again: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/rosenblog/chi-zambrano-still-doesnt-get-it-20111215,0,6476572.column/quote
is that judge phelan in happy madison?
I’d make a joke about someone’s wife here but I feel Nate’s had it rough of late:
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/14/9444713-womans-breast-implant-disappears-during-pilates
[quote name=Mish]I’d make a joke about someone’s wife here but I feel Nate’s wife had it rough of late:
[/quote].
When did Zambrano hurt himself in a homerun derby?
Dammit Aisley, get your head on straight. Baseball players who have gotten hurt playing baseball should no longer play baseball because that’s how they got hurt in the first place. It threatens their careers as baseball players and they are under contract here. We don’t want them not being able to play because they got hurt playing.
@MattSpiegel670:
[quote name=Recalcitrant Blogger Nate]Dammit Aisley, get your head on straight. Baseball players who have gotten hurt playing baseball should no longer play baseball because that’s how they got hurt in the first place. It threatens their careers as baseball players and they are under contract here. We don’t want them not being able to play because they got hurt playing.[/quote]
Sorry. I was thinking about cats again.
[quote name=Aisle424]When did Zambrano hurt himself in a homerun derby?[/quote]He said he hurt himself doing something similar, i.e., batting practice.
Massive WIN from TCM: http://www.platoonadvantage.com/2011/12/plagiarists-who-might-write-among-us.html
[quote name=ACT]He said he hurt himself doing something similar, i.e., batting practice.[/quote]
When did he hurt himself taking batting practice?
The theory is that his 2009 back injury was a a result of his torque on his back from hitting batting practice home runs. http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2009-08-21/sports/0908201167_1_wrigley-field-normal-babe-ruth
Whoa MB…….there is some porn links on the sidebar…….what’s up with that?
[quote name=Mac]Whoa MB…….there is some porn links on the sidebar…….what’s up with that?[/quote]
?? are they ads? can you get a screen cap?
Yet one more example of the dumbfuckery that occurs when one mixes personal identity and self-worth with the failures of a poorly run baseball team:
http://www.bleachernation.com/2011/12/15/guest-post-aw-crap-could-i-actually-hate-theo-epstein/
The only question to ask here is: can Theo mend his broken heart?
[quote name=Berselius]?? are they ads? can you get a screen cap?[/quote]Yeah, they are ads……..how do I get screen caps?
[quote name=Mac]Whoa MB…….there is some porn links on the sidebar…….what’s up with that?[/quote]Alien porn? Child rape? Scat porn? Big tits? Government UFO coverup? Cunnilingus?
[quote name=fang2415]Alien porn? Child rape? Scat porn? Big tits? Government UFO coverup? Cunnilingus?[/quote]
http://gawker.com/5868458/high-schools-incest-prank-is-years-dumbest-grossest-idea
Incest prank
It is safe to click the link.
[quote name=Mac]Yeah, they are ads……..how do I get screen caps?[/quote]
http://graphicssoft.about.com/cs/general/ht/winscreenshot.htm
[quote name=Aisle424]http://gawker.com/5868458/high-schools-incest-prank-is-years-dumbest-grossest-idea
Incest prank[/quote]Google’s adserver is really getting the wrong idea about this good-natured, family-friendly Cubs blog.
[quote name=fang2415]Google’s adserver is really getting the wrong idea about this good-natured, family-friendly Cubs blog.[/quote]I don’t see how that is possible. Just lots of cute cuddly creatures like this guy:
[quote name=Smokestack Lightning]Yet one more example of the dumbfuckery that occurs when one mixes personal identity and self-worth with the failures of a poorly run baseball team:
http://www.bleachernation.com/2011/12/15/guest-post-aw-crap-could-i-actually-hate-theo-epstein/
The only question to ask here is: can Theo mend his broken heart?[/quote]
This jumped out:
Jesus Christ, this fanbase is starved for a World Series, but now, it has to win a World Series in a certain way and manner? WTF.
(dying laughing)
[quote name=ACT]The theory is that his 2009 back injury was a a result of his torque on his back from hitting batting practice home runs. http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2009-08-21/sports/0908201167_1_wrigley-field-normal-babe-ruth/quote
Right. Forgot about that. That son of a bitch.
[quote name=Mish]Jesus Christ, this fanbase is starved for a World Series, but now, it has to win a World Series in a certain way and manner? WTF.[/quote]
When did Brett hire Gary Karton as a writer for Bleacher Nation?
Ok, I got the screen cap now how do I upload it?
[quote name=Mac]Ok, I got the screen cap now how do I upload it?[/quote]
email it to me. My email is my username (above) @gmail.com
Tebrew:
http://beernews.org/2011/12/tebrew-the-unofficial-beer-of-tim-tebow/
[quote name=Berselius]email it to me. My email is my username (above) @gmail.com[/quote]Ok
I got a screen cap and sent it along
Sent it along to the ads people. I don’t want that shit here.
Just sent it Berselius.
[quote name=mb21]Sent it along to the ads people. I don’t want that shit here.[/quote]Based on the subjects discussed here we shouldn’t be all that surprised (dying laughing)
[quote name=mb21]Sent it along to the ads people. I don’t want that shit here.[/quote]Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m at work so I kind of don’t want people coming by my desk thinking I’m looking at naked chicks.
[quote name=Mac]Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m at work so I kind of don’t want people coming by my desk thinking I’m looking at naked chicks.[/quote]
We will try to get the chicks replaced with dudes as soon as possible. We apologize for the error.
[quote name=Aisle424]We will try to get the chicks replaced with dudes as soon as possible. We apologize for the error.[/quote](dying laughing) Priorities man.
[quote name=Aisle424]We will try to get the chicks replaced with dudes as soon as possible. We apologize for the error.[/quote]
(dying laughing)
A new client for the company that hosts those ads slipped the porn ones in the rotation. They’re out now and I’ll put the ads back up shortly. Thanks Mac.
[quote name=Mac](dying laughing) Priorities man.[/quote]
Those responsible have been sacked. The ads have now been replaced by ads completed in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last minute.
[quote name=Aisle424]Those responsible have been sacked. The ads have now been replaced by ads completed in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last minute.
Was the ad for meeting hot Asian chicks? I saw that on my other computer and it was pretty strange because I have ads blocked on that one.
[quote name=mb21]A new client for the company that hosts those ads slipped the porn ones in the rotation. They’re out now and I’ll put the ads back up shortly. Thanks Mac.[/quote]My pleasure. I’m glad I can assist in weeding out that filth. I don’t know how anybody can look at those 18 year old girls wearing practically nothing with those smoking hot bodies and not be disgusted.
[quote name=Suburban kid]Was the ad for meeting hot Asian chicks? I saw that on my other computer and it was pretty strange because I have ads blocked on that one.[/quote]The first one I saw was of a naked girl with the biggest most scrumptous looking ass and the ad was for fucking local girls. The other ad was for very young girls in bikinis. It was really gross.
This thread wins the intertubes.
[quote name=fang2415]Google’s adserver is really getting the wrong idea about this good-natured, family-friendly Cubs blog.[/quote]Right, but they don’t say Fuck 3 Chick A Day.
[quote name=Mac]My pleasure. I’m glad I can assist in weeding out that filth. I don’t know how anybody can look at those 18 year old girls wearing practically nothing with those smoking hot bodies and not be disgusted.[/quote]Aren’t the ads related to what you have been searching for recently?
[quote name=Mac]My pleasure. I’m glad I can assist in weeding out that filth. I don’t know how anybody can look at those 18 year old girls wearing practically nothing with those smoking hot bodies and not be disgusted.[/quote](dying laughing) I wasn’t disgusted, but that’s certainly not the type of ads we want running here. I should say it’s not the type of ads I want and we’re like the United Nations. We each have veto power. (dying laughing)
[quote name=WaLi]Aren’t the ads related to what you have been searching for recently?[/quote]Google doesn’t have ads that say Fuck 3 Chicks A Day. I’m sure it’s related to what you search for, as well as the content of the thread, but these were neither. Who knows? Maybe my wife stole my Mac and was searching for ways to fuck 3 chicks a day.
The issue was that a new client for the company we use slipped those ads in the rotation.
http://www.anthonyherreradesigns.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=56%3Astar-wars-snowflakes&catid=34%3Aanthonydesign-blog
Free star war snowflake cut outs. I’m sure you dorks will love it. Give me the green!
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/15/report-cubs-stepping-up-their-pursuit-of-prince-fielder/
[quote name=mb21]Google doesn’t have ads that say Fuck 3 Chicks A Day. I’m sure it’s related to what you search for, as well as the content of the thread, but these were neither. Who knows? Maybe my wife stole my Mac and was searching for ways to fuck 3 chicks a day.
The issue was that a new client for the company we use slipped those ads in the rotation.[/quote]Yeah, I could understand it on my home pc because I search for porn all day long. But I never do at work so it couldn’t be that.
When will the team know they won the Darvish bid?
I figure we’ll know today.
[quote name=Mac]When will the team know they won the Darvish bid?[/quote]
When he shows up to Spring Training or when the guy in the purple shirt sees him at Starbucks.
[quote name=Aisle424]When he shows up to Spring Training or when the guy in the purple shirt sees him at Starbucks.[/quote]
Purple shirt guy: “Are you Yu Darvish?”
Yu: *Japanese subtitles* “What is a Yu Darvish?”
[quote name=mb21]I figure we’ll know today.[/quote]What exactly is the purpose of giving them 4 business days to decide? Shouldn’t the team have decided what number above and below they will or will not accept? It should take all of a few minutes.
[quote name=JMan]What exactly is the purpose of giving them 4 business days to decide? Shouldn’t the team have decided what number above and below they will or will not accept? It should take all of a few minutes.[/quote]Suspense.
Plus the Japanese have to determine whether the bid is honorable or not. You can never tell with those gaijin.
[quote name=Aisle424]We will try to get the chicks replaced with dudes as soon as possible. We apologize for the error.[/quote]
That’d be great, thanks.
[quote name=josh.]That’d be great, thanks.
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[quote name=WaLi]http://www.anthonyherreradesigns.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=56%3Astar-wars-snowflakes&catid=34%3Aanthonydesign-blog
Free star war snowflake cut outs. I’m sure you dorks will love it. Give me the green![/quote]Whoops, did “give me the green” mean something other than to give you a positive faget point? Because that’s what I figured it meant, so I gave you a negative faget point.
[quote name=josh]Naaa![/quote]What, now you’re going to tell us that you don’t think Jim Carrey is hot either?
[quote name=fang2415]Whoops, did “give me the green” mean something other than to give you a positive faget point? Because that’s what I figured it meant, so I gave you a negative faget point.[/quote]Precisely correct.
Seriously? I leave this place for like 4 hours and I miss out on porn?
[quote name=fang2415]What, now you’re going to tell us that you don’t think Jim Carrey is hot either?[/quote]He’s no George Clooney.
[quote name=GBTS]Seriously? I leave this place for like 4 hours and I miss out on porn?[/quote]If only there were other places to find porn on the internet!
[quote name=josh]If only there were other places to find porn on the internet![/quote]I guess I can’t really complain, I was out buying porn.
[quote name=GBTS]I guess I can’t really complain, I was out buying porn.[/quote]
sucker.
Community cast as Batman villains.
Britta = the worst
J. R. Towles ———–> Twins
They must be really down on Mauer if they’re going to bring in someone better than he is. Towles for MVP done deal sealed.
Can’t believe that the Darvish winner hasn’t been leaked yet.
[quote name=Berselius]Can’t believe that the Darvish winner hasn’t been leaked yet.[/quote]
It’s the Cubs. Prove me wrong.
[quote name=Berselius]Can’t believe that the Darvish winner hasn’t been leaked yet.[/quote]Yeah, what a ripoff.
Bud’s henchmen are the only ones who know, right?
They must be waiting for Nippon Ham to say they will accept the honorable ginormous offer.
[quote name=GBTS]I guess I can’t really complain, I was out buying porn.[/quote]
It’s 7 a.m. in Tokyo. I suppose there could be an announcement tonight.
[quote name=Suburban kid]It’s 7 a.m. in Tokyo. I suppose there could be an announcement tonight.[/quote]
What do you need an announcement for? I just told you. Cubs won the bid.
New shit: http://www.obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/articles/waiting-for-yu.html