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  • 2012 Cubs ZiPS Projections, Part 2

    We looked at the ZiPS projections for the batters already so here are the pitchers.

    Player IP H HR BB K ERA FIP
    Matt Garza 194.3 176 19 64 181 3.52 3.60
    Andrew Cashner 64.7 59 5 30 51 3.76 4.02
    Ryan Dempster 174.0 172 21 67 153 4.24 4.17
    Carlos Zambrano 137.7 136 14 60 108 4.25 4.26
    Randy Wells 156.0 165 20 51 101 4.5 4.55
    Trey McNutt 103.7 117 10 48 67 4.95 4.55
    Casey Coleman 146.7 156 19 61 95 4.97 4.84
    Jay Jackson 143.7 166 17 46 82 5.02 4.56
    Christopher Carpenter 88.0 95 10 53 59 5.11 5.14
    RELIEVERS
    Sean Marshall 73.3 60 5 21 78 2.74 2.82
    Carlos Marmol 73.3 51 5 49 101 3.19 3.34
    Jeff Beliveau 65.7 59 9 32 68 4.25 4.37
    Scott Maine 59.7 57 7 30 55 4.37 4.39
    Jeff Samardzija 78.7 71 8 46 68 4.12 4.55
    John Gaub 49.7 43 6 36 55 4.35 4.73
    Rafael Dolis 85.7 93 7 53 50 5.04 4.95
    James Russell 73.0 81 13 20 49 5.05 4.99
    Esmalin Caridad 61.3 71 9 28 42 5.43 5.11
    Justin Berg 53.3 84 6 29 27 5.06 5.28

    No surprise to see Garza at the top of the starting pitchers. Also no surprise to see Marshall as not just better than Marmol, but quite a bit better. In fact, Sean Marshall is projected to be better than Mariano Rivera is. Factor in the league and Rivera will be more valuable, but still. After those two, you’re below replacement. There’s a huge drop after Marmol.

    The one projection that stands out to me is Andrew Cashner. ZiPS projects 11 games started and 31 overall appearances so most of those innings are as a starter. I have no idea how ZiPS can be projecting Cashner to be so good. It makes no sense to me. Projections are based on past performance, and even if you include minor league performance, I don’t see how you get that projection. Last year, ZiPS projected a 3.84 ERA and 4.11 FIP. He only threw a few innings last year, but is somehow a slightly improved pitcher. Doesn’t make sense.


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    138 Responses to “2012 Cubs ZiPS Projections, Part 2”

    1. 1 GBTS says:

      Sean Marshall —–> Good at baseball.

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    2. 2 ACT says:

      God, I’ll be pissed if Selig gets his way with hard slotting and caps on international signings.

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    3. 3 melissa says:

      I’m wondering if the new regime might consider moving Marshall into the starting rotation. I thought they should have tried it this past season when Cashner and Wells went down. I don’t know what kind of money they’re going to have available in free agency but even if they can spend freely, the available options aren’t that enticing.

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    4. 4 ACT says:

      Marshall in the rotation is worth another shot, though it leaves the bullpen in a state of disarray.

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    5. 5 melissa says:

      I’m late to the party but I wanted to add an LSA +1 for the Zambrano post. (dying laughing) X 10

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    6. 6 mb21 says:

      I’d be surprised if they moved him into the rotation. Much of the reason for his considerable improvement is that his fastball was 3-4 mph faster in 2011 than it was in 2007. He’s just a different pitcher in relief. The fastball went up, the strikeouts skyrocketed, the walks remained low, he still keeps the ball on the ground and because of his fastball he started getting more swings out of the zone and less contact on those pitches.

      I’d be hesitant to move him into the rotation. I think best case you’ve got a starter who is worth about 2 wins. He can probably do that in relief. I’m not sure the reward is worth the risk.

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    7. 7 mb21 says:

      [quote name=melissa]I’m late to the party but I wanted to add an LSA +1 for the Zambrano post. (dying laughing) X 10[/quote]I’m glad so many liked what was actually just written to entertain myself. (dying laughing)

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    8. 9 melissa says:

      Marshall is a different pitcher in relief and throwing his fastball harder probably contributes greatly to that but he’s also become more experienced and I’m curious how that may translate in the rotation. Marshall wasn’t nearly as polished when he first pitched in the rotation and I’m also not convinced that velocity alone is his key to success. It’s not like he blows people away. HIs curve ball is so good that he can generate strikeouts without having to overpower hitters. It does seem that lefites can get away with a little less velocity when they have that good curve. I also don’t see it as much of a risk because if he doesn’t perform as you would like you just move him back to the pen.

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    9. 10 mb21 says:

      At what point do you determine it isn’t working? It would be unfair to move him into the rotation and give him only 5 or 6 starts. At the very least you have to make a commitment to him starting like the Cubs did with Dempster entering the 2008 season. You have to give Marshall no less than 4 months in the rotation and I’d actually be disappointed if they did anything other than giving him a full season.

      The reward is that it works out and maybe he’s a 3 WAR starter. That’s probably not likely though. Even if we go with that, he’s a free agent at the end of the season. Is that one good season in the rotation enough to make him a type A? Probably not. He’d have to be exception for that to happen. More than likely he wouldn’t even be a type B. In the bullpen, he just has to do close to what he’s done the last 2 years to be a type A. About the only way he’d not be a type B is if he missed the entire season and even then it’s possible he would be. So you stand to gain very little in a season that won’t matter, but you lose the type A status and possibly even the B. So you love at least one first round pick and more than likely two.

      If Marshall is pitching well in the rotation and the team is out of it, a lot of teams would be interested in him in part because it wouldn’t cost them a draft pick. If the team decides to move him midway through the season as a reliever, they get in return the value of those draft picks, plus Marshall’s remaining surplus value.

      For the minimal gain the Cubs stand to make with this move, they get less in return through a trade or through free agency. I’m just not sure that’s worth it. For a team that needs to build the farm system up, those two draft picks are more important than getting an extra win out of Marshall in 2012. And that’s only if Marshall pitches well in the rotation.

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    10. 11 mb21 says:

      The Cubs need pitching, but they need those two draft picks more.

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    11. 12 mb21 says:

      Theo talked about being honest about where the Cubs were entering a season. “Is it a 5-bank shot or a 2-bank shot?” Moving Marshall to the rotation without significant improvements elsewhere (even in the rotation) is a 5-bank shot. If you acquire Fielder, trade for a good starter, maybe we’re talking 2-bank shot if they move Marshall into the rotation. If the team is close to contention, I’m all for moving Marshall into the rotation. If it’s just to get an extra win out of him on a 75-win team, I want the draft picks that will be available next offseason.

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    12. 13 binky says:

      [quote name=fang2415]http://www.suntimes.com/sports/8459752-419/rick-morrissey-time-for-cubs-to-get-with-deprogram.html

      Rick Morrissey —-> not Gary Karton[/quote]I love the shit out of this article.

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    13. 14 Rice Cube says:

      From previous:

      [quote name=GW]yes, the sec pathway translocates proteins to the periplasm. it also translocates rednecks to giant stadiums in the middle of nowhere.[/quote]

      I actually thought some of the yeast Golgi proteins were classified as “sec” but it’s been a while since I took cell biology.

      Carry on.

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    14. 15 Rice Cube says:

      That was a good Morrissey article, although I still wonder whether the Cubs can get some use out of their money and squeeze the last drops of production out of Zambrano before cutting him loose.

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    15. 16 ACT says:

      Ditto. I’m not sure the Cubs can get more value from Z by trading him than by keeping him.

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    16. 17 Rice Cube says:

      Is it feasible (or allowable, depending on how White Sox brass feels about it) to play home games at the Cell while Wrigley is being renovated?

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    17. 18 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see the Cubs shop Marshall to see if they can get value for him. I expect them to re-sign Wood on the cheap, and stick Carpenter and Cashner in the pen. Might also try to deal Marmol.

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    18. 20 mb21 says:

      Sabathia opted out already?

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    19. 21 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]Sabathia opted out already?[/quote]Word through the grapevine is that the Yankees will make him an offer but he is expected to opt out, just hasn’t officially done so yet.

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    20. 22 mb21 says:

      That’s what I thought, RC. I was just wondering why his name was on that free agent list. If he hasn’t opted out, he’s not yet a free agent. Or is that list just a list of potential free agents?

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    21. 23 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]That’s what I thought, RC. I was just wondering why his name was on that free agent list. If he hasn’t opted out, he’s not yet a free agent. Or is that list just a list of potential free agents?[/quote]The second part of the list was for players with options or opt-outs that hadn’t been exercised yet. The first part was for the declared free agents. You can see Aramis in the second part too.

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    22. 24 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]The second part of the list was for players with options or opt-outs that hadn’t been exercised yet. The first part was for the declared free agents. You can see Aramis in the second part too.[/quote]I’m just an idiot.

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    23. 25 mb21 says:

      I guess you’re right. I just looked at the Cubs and then the Yankees. I scrolled too far.

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    24. 26 GBTS says:

      (dying laughing)

      Tebow.

      -7 passing yards and counting dropping.

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    25. 27 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS](dying laughing)

      Tebow.

      -7 passing yards and counting dropping.[/quote]/asshole

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    26. 28 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=GBTS](dying laughing)

      Tebow.

      -7 passing yards and counting dropping.[/quote]He’s the worst starting QB I’ve ever seen in an NFL game. And I watched Jonathan Quinn. (dying laughing) Tebow cannot make a single NFL throw.

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    27. 29 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]I guess you’re right. I just looked at the Cubs and then the Yankees. I scrolled too far.[/quote]The list wasn’t formatted very well (dying laughing)

      Have you guys done your Tebowing today?

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    28. 30 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The bar is set so low for praise of Tebow that when he doesn’t jump to throw, he’s praised for “good mechanics,” even though he still did that baseball windup thing before he threw it.

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    29. 31 Rice Cube says:

      This must have been from the ESPN box score:

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    30. 32 Rice Cube says:

      My wife said someone did the Tebowing thing after they sacked Tebow (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)

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    31. 33 GBTS says:

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    32. 34 GBTS says:

      If only some of these third downs were Filipino, maybe he could convert some. (dying laughing)

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    33. 35 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS][/quote](dying laughing)

      Did he get flagged for that? Or were the refs (dying laughing) too much to throw them?

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    34. 36 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=GBTS]If only some of these third downs were Filipino, maybe he could convert some. (dying laughing)[/quote]HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    35. 37 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Jesus Quincey Adams. Tebow is not a rookie. He’s been in the league for 3 years and there’s been no change to his game. None. He is not going to ever be as good as Stafford, Mr. FOX Announcer!

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    36. 38 Rice Cube says:

      Would you say that the referees throwing penalty flags would have better mechanics than Tim Tebow?

      /edit’d because I’m lysdexic

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    37. 39 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Would you say that the referees throwing penalty flags would have better mechanics than Tim Tebow?

      /edit’d because I’m lysdexic[/quote]Yes. In that they have mechanics.

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    38. 40 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Tebow now being compared favorably to Vick and Rothlisberger.

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    39. 41 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Good Lord. Anything Tebow does is met with wild applause. These Denver fans are inane.

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    40. 42 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Good Lord. Anything Tebow does is met with wild applause. These Denver fans are inane.[/quote]Some Denver fans on my Facebook are already clamoring for Brady Quinn though.

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    41. 43 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      (dying laughing) Tebow tosses a pick six inside his own 10 yard line. (dying laughing) He’s turned the ball over twice in his own red zone and both have been returned by DET for defensive touchdowns. (dying laughing)

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    42. 44 Rice Cube says:

      I wonder if there is a gif out there of someone combining the Tebow with a facepalm.

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    43. 45 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Some Denver fans on my Facebook are already clamoring for Brady Quinn though.[/quote]They should be told to STFU and eat the plate of crow for which they spent the first half the season desperately clamoring.

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    44. 46 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Would you say that the referees throwing penalty flags would have better mechanics than Tim Tebow?
      [/quote]
      You’d have to check their cars to be sure

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    45. 47 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Berselius]You’d have to check their cars to be sure[/quote]

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    46. 48 Rice Cube says:

      Tebow is 6′ 3″ and pretty beefy, they should do the Back to the Future thing where Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan tells him that God wants him to become a running back.

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    47. 49 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Tebow is 6′ 3″ and pretty beefy, they should do the Back to the Future thing where Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan tells him that God wants him to become a running back.[/quote]That’s a pretty nerdy way to suggest Tim Tebow changes position.

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    48. 50 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS]That’s a pretty nerdy way to suggest Tim Tebow changes position.[/quote]Do you think he’d do it if it weren’t ordained by God?

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    49. 51 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Tebow obviously inspired the WR to break 6 tackles and get in.

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    50. 52 Rice Cube says:

      God told Tim Tebow he would throw that touchdown.

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    51. 53 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]DeRosa told Tim Tebow he would throw that touchdown.[/quote].

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    52. 54 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      I know the annoucner thinks he’s complimenting Tebow here, but it’s clearly a damning statement of a QB to say the “way to help Tim Tebow” is to have him throw the ball behind the LOS. (dying laughing)

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    53. 55 Rice Cube says:

      This score is reminiscent of Denver’s glory days when they’d get destroyed in the Super Bowl.

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    54. 56 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Wow. The Broncos are pretty bad. Josh McDaniel destroyed that roster.

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    55. 57 mb21 says:

      If you haven’t seen the end of season 4 of Breaking Bad, don’t click this: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/GusMask-Package-2.jpg

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    56. 58 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]If you haven’t seen the end of season 4 of Breaking Bad, don’t click this: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/GusMask-Package-2.jpg/quoteAwesome.

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    57. 59 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Oh, God, the Theriot Defense for Tebow: “Yeah he’s bad, and yes he’s majorly fucked over his team today, but he tries really hard and never quits and gives 110% and always gives whatever it takes.”

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    58. 60 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Can someone explain to me why is was remotely legal for an offensive lineman to pull Tebow from the grasp of the defender?

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    59. 61 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Awesome.[/quote]Yeah, makes me want to go trick or treating. (dying laughing)

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    60. 62 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]Yeah, makes me want to go trick or treating. (dying laughing)[/quote]“Trick or treat. Do you have my product?”

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    61. 63 mb21 says:

      Can I just say that I think the Tebow hate on this blog amusing? If it weren’t for this Cubs blog, I would never even hear Tim Tebow’s name or even read about it. I would have forgotten about him by now. So I blame all of you for reminding me of a guy who never had a chance to be an NFL QB. (dying laughing)

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    62. 64 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]Yeah, makes me want to go trick or treating. (dying laughing)[/quote]FLAGGED

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    63. 65 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]“Trick or treat. Do you have my product?”[/quote]Maybe I just should give out some blue meth tomorrow night.

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    64. 66 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]Can I just say that I think the Tebow hate on this blog amusing? If it weren’t for this Cubs blog, I would never even hear Tim Tebow’s name or even read about it. I would have forgotten about him by now. So I blame all of you for reminding me of a guy who never had a chance to be an NFL QB. (dying laughing)[/quote]I don’t hate Tebow. I think he’s a bad QB who could be a very good player at TE or FB. I hate the canonization of this guy and that every week we have to hear inane comparisons to quarterbacks who were better at age 12 than Tebow is now. Plus there’s all this talk about how he’s such a leader and a guy who gives his all, but this seems to fly in the face of the fact that he’s been entirely unresponsive to his coaches’ attempts to refine his mechanics and pissed and moaned through training camp when Quinn and Orton passed him on the depth chart. It’s the media treatment of him that drives me nuts.

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    65. 67 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]Maybe I just should give out some blue meth tomorrow night.[/quote]My buddy’s wife made blue rock candy and he dressed like Pinkman and gave it out to people at the party. (dying laughing)

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    66. 68 mb21 says:

      Fair enough, MO. It’s still going to make me laugh though. (dying laughing)

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    67. 69 Rice Cube says:

      Still a great costume idea:

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    68. 70 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]My buddy’s wife made blue rock candy and he dressed like Pinkman and gave it out to people at the party. (dying laughing)[/quote](dying laughing) That is awesome. That’s the best idea ever. Isn’t the blue meth in the show actually candy? I know Aaron Paul was talking about how he can’t stop eating. Supposedly it tastes like cotton candy.

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    69. 71 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]Maybe I just should give out some blue meth tomorrow night.[/quote]
      Just make sure they’re individually wrapped

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    70. 72 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]So I blame all of you for reminding me of a guy who never had a chance to be an NFL QB. (dying laughing)[/quote]To be fair, MB, you’re one of eleven white males in the United States who doesn’t watch the NFL, so we could probably “remind” you of the existence of any player. (dying laughing)

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    71. 73 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Cubs who have already filed for FA:

      Wood
      Peña
      Reed
      Grabow
      Ortiz

      No word on Ramirez yet.

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    72. 74 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]To be fair, MB, you’re one of eleven white males in the United States who doesn’t watch the NFL, so we could probably “remind” you of the existence of any player. (dying laughing)[/quote]There are 10 others?

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    73. 75 Berselius says:

      Doesn’t affect the Cubs much, but Boston exercised its option on Marco Scutaro. Probably good news, because he would have been a great fit for the Brewers.

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    74. 76 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Cubs who have already filed for FA:

      Wood
      Peña
      Reed
      Grabow
      Ortiz

      No word on Ramirez yet.[/quote]His decision will be interesting. It’s a mutual option so the Cubs can decline their option, but if Ramirez is willing to return for one year, I’d be inclined to just exercise the option.

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    75. 77 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Beuhrle filed, as well. I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t end up in StL.

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    76. 78 Steve Swisher says:

      This is the best thing Rick Morrissey has ever written:

      Wrigley is like the last living actress from the silent-film era, full of rouge and faded memories. The world has moved on to talkies, if not 3-D films. Everybody else seems to have won a World Series, while the Cubs sell tradition. It’s time to catch up.

      That said, I don’t see marketing and winning as mutually exclusive. For example, I didn’t hate that Tom was wearing the Harry Caray glasses — he did that at an event where they moved Harry’s statue to a place of less emphasis. So indeed, they were emphasizing baseball, not the “come-here-and-get-drunk” experience. I think hope they can be like the Red Sox — put together an awesome team in a ballpark that has a lot of character.

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    77. 79 GBTS says:

      I just want to be able to see a replay from any seat at Wrigley Field. I don’t care how they do it.

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    78. 80 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      I couldn’t honestly give a shit less about the character of the ballpark. I just want a winner. (dying laughing)

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    79. 81 mb21 says:

      Do not read this Unobstructed View if you haven’t watched all of season 4 Breaking Bad: http://www.obstructedview.net/unobstructed-views/general/best-of-breaking-bad-season-4.html

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    80. 82 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Steve Swisher]This is the best thing Rick Morrissey has ever written:

      That said, I don’t see marketing and winning as mutually exclusive. For example, I didn’t hate that Tom was wearing the Harry Caray glasses — he did that at an event where they moved Harry’s statue to a place of less emphasis. So indeed, they were emphasizing baseball, not the “come-here-and-get-drunk” experience. I think hope they can be like the Red Sox — put together an awesome team in a ballpark that has a lot of character.[/quote]I think it matters what you’re marketing. And anything involving Harry Caray is not what I want marketed. It’s a hard sell to say that even that ceremony wasn’t when in addition to to wearing the glasses, Tommy Boy is out there swilling Budweiser throughout the ceremony.

      They’ve sold that ballpark and “tradition” of this team to Cubs fans for decades, and it’s all gone to cover for the fact that most of the baseball Cub fans have seen in that time has been shit. “The team was bad, but, hey, you had a good time, right?” So, whatever it takes to scrap that business model, I’m all for it. Even if that means reducing Wrigley to rubble.

      Just fucking win. Everything else is secondary.

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    81. 83 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]Do not read this Unobstructed View if you haven’t watched all of season 4 Breaking Bad: http://www.obstructedview.net/unobstructed-views/general/best-of-breaking-bad-season-4.html/quoteDon't tell me what not to do.

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    82. 84 JMan says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Beuhrle filed, as well. I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t end up in StL.[/quote]if he does it likely means Pujols isn’t returning. I don’t think they make any other big signings if they re-sign Pujols.

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    83. 85 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=JMan]if he does it likely means Pujols isn’t returning. I don’t think they make any other big signings if they re-sign Pujols.[/quote]I dunno. He’s from there and has been vocal his entire career about wanting to play there before he retires. He would probably not cost much, relatively speaking.

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    84. 86 GBTS says:

      This is the best picture of Tebow getting Tebowed that I’ve seen yet:

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    85. 87 binky says:

      I don’t know crap about Tim Tebow and I never watch ESPN or any other sports commentating show because I hate that they feel like they have to yell at me all the time. Guys, I’m right here. My volume was turned up until you came on.

      That said, I did enjoy watching the Saints lose to the Rams. Goooo underdogs.

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    86. 89 GBTS says:

      [quote name=josh]Also, this:

      http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/joe-buck-walks-in-on-troy-aikman-covering-nfl-game,26486//quote(dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      Unfortunately, the content is nowhere near as funny as the headline/picture combination.

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    87. 90 binky says:

      [quote name=GBTS](dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      Unfortunately, the content is nowhere near as funny as the headline/picture combination.[/quote]
      Honestly, I didn’t read past the headline/picture.

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    88. 91 Rice Cube says:

      Ramirez —> free agent

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    89. 92 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Ramirez —> free agent[/quote]Cubs picked up their half, Ramirez declined his.

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    90. 93 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Cubs picked up their half, Ramirez declined his.[/quote]Yessir. Cubs saved $16MM, didn’t have to cough up the $2MM buyout, and might snag a sandwich pick. Assuming they don’t figure out a deal that is.

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    91. 94 Smokestack Lightning says:

      Apparently A-Ram thinks he’s going to get a 4-5 year deal. Given the state of the market he just might, but as far as the Cubs should be concerned…buh-bye.

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    92. 95 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Smokestack Lightning]Apparently A-Ram thinks he’s going to get a 4-5 year deal. Given the state of the market he just might, but as far as the Cubs should be concerned…buh-bye.[/quote]Yeah, I think he’s gone. Wonder if he can sneak into Type A ranking.

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    93. 96 ACT says:

      espn.com says Aramis is type B due to his poor 2010.

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    94. 97 ACT says:

      Still, this is good news. Theo has already saved the Cubs $2 million.

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    95. 98 ACT says:

      * that $2 million figure is, of course, in comparison to an idiot GM who simply gives Aram the $2 million buyout instead of taking the option.

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    96. 99 Smokestack Lightning says:

      http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-ramirez-tells-cubs-hell-become-free-agent-decline-16-million-option-20111030,0,4026407.story

      (dying laughing)…buried in the story: Jed Hoyer and Jason McLeod to be introduced on Tuesday.

      Yeesh, trib, I know they’re not Theo, but shouldn’t they at least get their own story?

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    97. 100 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=ACT]Still, this is good news. Theo has already saved the Cubs $2 million.[/quote]Thank goodness, I don’t know where they were going to find the money to keep paying Carlos Silva.

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    98. 101 binky says:

      I don’ t know if it means anything in particular, but I guess Zambrano signed a contract to pitch in a Venezuelan league.

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    99. 102 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      I wouldn’t be too surpirsed if we’re looking at some combo of Marquez Smith, Flaherty, and LeMaheiu at 3B this year. Epstein wants to improve the defense.

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    100. 103 Berselius says:

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    101. 104 AndCounting says:

      [quote name=melissa]I’m late to the party but I wanted to add an LSA +1 for the Zambrano post. (dying laughing) X 10[/quote]Even later to the party. But that was, and I mean this sincerely, which I shouldn’t have to say, but I don’t want you to miss the point, as, I believe, has happened in the past, hilarious.

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    102. 105 Mish says:

      Grady Sizemore’s option is not likely to be picked up. Might he be worth a look on a cheaper deal?

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    103. 106 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Mish]Grady Sizemore’s option is not likely to be picked up. Might he be worth a look on a cheaper deal?[/quote]Is he mercurial, or grindy? I can’t tell.

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    104. 107 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Is he mercurial, or grindy? I can’t tell.[/quote]“Mercurial or Grindy” wouldn’t work as well as a Michael Jackson song.

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    105. 108 Suburban kid 23 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]“Mercurial or Grindy” wouldn’t work as well as a Stevie Wonder & Paul McCartney song.[/quote]

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    106. 109 Berselius says:

      TLR ————> retirement

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    107. 110 Berselius says:

      With the dream team broken up I wonder if the Cubs will make a play for Dave Duncan.

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    108. 111 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]With the dream team broken up I wonder if the Cubs will make a play for Dave Duncan.[/quote]I was under the impression that Dave Duncan had family issues with his wife having cancer and all, so he probably wouldn’t be too interested…

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    109. 112 JMan says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I was under the impression that Dave Duncan had family issues with his wife having cancer and all, so he probably wouldn’t be too interested…[/quote]Well they could offer to get her into the Chicago hospitals since they are likely better than anywhere in St Louis. but that’s only if she isn’t already going to the country’s best. Still – better access for him to her if she is in another area of the country.

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    110. 113 binky says:

      There goes MO’s dream of seeing TLR in a Cubs manager uniform.

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    111. 114 binky says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Is he mercurial, or grindy? I can’t tell.[/quote]He’s injury prone-y.

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    112. 115 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=JMan]Well they could offer to get her into the Chicago hospitals since they are likely better than anywhere in St Louis. but that’s only if she isn’t already going to the country’s best. Still – better access for him to her if she is in another area of the country.[/quote]How old is Dave Duncan though? I’d love to have someone like him as manager but I just feel like if he’s getting up there in years, with family health issues as a distraction, he probably wouldn’t want to deal with the Cubs anyway. It’d be nice to have his wisdom, just thinking of his family situation even though I don’t actually know the guy.

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    113. 116 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Suburban kid 23][/quote]I’ll change it to “Mercurial and Grindy”…living together in perfect harmony.

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    114. 117 JMan says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]How old is Dave Duncan though? I’d love to have someone like him as manager but I just feel like if he’s getting up there in years, with family health issues as a distraction, he probably wouldn’t want to deal with the Cubs anyway. It’d be nice to have his wisdom, just thinking of his family situation even though I don’t actually know the guy.[/quote]No idea. I highly doubt he ends up in Chicago. Still think he walks away from coaching for a year and instead does some freelance stuff with the Cardinals just to stay connected with the game.

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    115. 118 binky says:

      [quote name=JMan]No idea. I highly doubt he ends up in Chicago. Still think he walks away from coaching for a year and instead does some freelance stuff with the Cardinals just to stay connected with the game.[/quote]He’ll only sign if they also sign Chris.

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    116. 119 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]TLR ————> retirement[/quote]Dammit. There goes my dream of Theo’s Cubs humiliating his teams every year.

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    117. 120 fang2415 says:

      Jesus, he told Mozeliak in August. The Cubs beat writers are looking better…

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    118. 121 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=fang2415]Jesus, he told Mozeliak in August. The Cubs beat writers are looking better…[/quote]I wonder if that was the real reason Mozeliak looked so happy after the season ended?…

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    119. 122 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=fang2415]I wonder if that was the real reason Mozeliak looked so happy after the season ended?…[/quote]That TLR was leaving, I mean. Not that he fooled the press.

      /Ruined joke’d

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    120. 123 mb21 says:

      [quote name=fang2415]Jesus, he told Mozeliak in August. The Cubs beat writers are looking better…[/quote]Mozeliak said he’s going to keep his manager search private. Yeah, good luck. – Cardinals beat writers

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    121. 124 fang2415 says:

      So, how long before TLR moves into his next role as a regular at Glenn Beck events?

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    122. 125 mb21 says:

      Zambrano is going to pitch in Venezuela (November 5th start I think)

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    123. 126 WaLi says:

      Is that just to stay in “baseball” shape I’m assuming?

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    124. 127 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=mb21]Zambrano is going to pitch in Venezuela (November 5th start I think)[/quote]Is there a vlb.tv?

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    125. 128 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=fang2415]Is there a vlb.tv?[/quote]I wonder how many horchata machines he’s going to break.

      /Sullivan’d

      (actually I don’t even know if they have horchata in all Latin American countries, but that stuff is good)

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    126. 129 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=fang2415]Is there a vlb.tv?[/quote]Srs, I assume there’s no way to see those games on the web? That would be some cool shit to see.

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    127. 130 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]Zambrano is going to pitch in Venezuela (November 5th start I think)[/quote]Saw that too. I couldn’t infer anything about what it might mean for his future with the Cubs or in MLB, though.

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    128. 131 binky says:

      [quote name=fang2415]Srs, I assume there’s no way to see those games on the web? That would be some cool shit to see.[/quote]There is, but it’s 24/7 of Hugo Chavez screaming at you damned white Americans.

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    129. 132 mb21 says:

      I don’t think there’s any way to see them. If they get into the postseason they may have some games on ESPN.

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    130. 133 fang2415 says:

      So… that’s a fairly big change for the Cards, huh? What does that mean for Alberto, for instance? And what type of guy do they look for next? Has Buster BluthJohn Mozeliak been secretly wanting to hire somebody, you know, smart, all this time but couldn’t since TLR had more power than he did?

      TLR has basically been the Cardinals for sixteen years. I’m not even sure they’ll be worth hating with him gone. Well, once they get rid of Holliday, Berkman, Theriot, Carpenter, and Craig anyway. Okay, maybe Freese too.

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    131. 134 binky says:

      [quote name=fang2415]So… that’s a fairly big change for the Cards, huh? What does that mean for Alberto, for instance? And what type of guy do they look for next? Has Buster BluthJohn Mozeliak been secretly wanting to hire somebody, you know, smart, all this time but couldn’t since TLR had more power than he did?

      TLR has basically been the Cardinals for sixteen years. I’m not even sure they’ll be worth hating with him gone. Well, once they get rid of Holliday, Berkman, Theriot, Carpenter, and Craig anyway. Okay, maybe Freese too.[/quote]I hate them 50% less already.

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    132. 135 jtsunami says:

      Now that Tony LaRussa is retiring — from the hated, rival Cardinals — you would think Dave Duncan would be looking, to say the least, to move up or out of St. Louis — where they wear jean shorts and Timberland boots — and move on to another team — like, say, the Cubs?

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    133. 136 8volumesthick says:

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/top-50-free-agents/

      cameron’s top 50 free agents.

      I could see DeJesus being brought in to play right before B. Jackson gets brought up then moved to a 4th OF position/platoon with Byrd.

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    134. 137 GBTS says:

      [quote name=jtsunami]Now that Tony LaRussa is retiring — from the hated, rival Cardinals — you would think Dave Duncan would be looking, to say the least, to move up or out of St. Louis — where they wear jean shorts and Timberland boots — and move on to another team — like, say, the Cubs?[/quote]Tony LaRussa just retired today, and you’re already speculating on the effect this will have in the division?

      Sorry, I’ll wait a while.

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