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  • Series Preview: Houston Astros (33-65) at 2012 NL Central Champion Chicago Cubs (39-60)

    One of the chief objections to Interleague play, especially the notion of two 15-team leagues and a year-round interleague schedule, is the onset of less than compelling matchups. Who wants to see the Twins and Padres? Is a Red Sox vs. Reds series really enough of a novelty to warrant any extra attention from either fan base? Who in America really cares to see the Seattle Mariners leave Washington state and come anywhere near Washington D.C.? How many rhetorical questions must I ask before the dead horse suffers enough?

    Well, this isn’t interleague. This is divisional play. Cubs and Astros. I can’t even bring myself to compare how bad they are with a full statistical breakdown. Because I’m lazy? Yes, but not just that. Let me spell it out this way:

    The Cubs and Astros have a combined record of 72-125. When this series is through, assuming all three games get played without mother nature mercifully postponing the travesty it promises to be, they’ll have a combined record of 75-128. Simply by playing each other, these two teams will raise their collective win percentage by .004 points. The only way the Cubs and Astros can hope to amass three wins between them is to play each other. Otherwise, it’s just not happening.

    With a series loss, the Cubs can inch closer to that vaunted #1 draft pick. With a series win, the Cubs will pass the .400 mark. It’s really a win-win. My only prediction: craptastic baseball. I defy Cassy and Winnie to set any other tone.


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    72 Responses to “Series Preview: Houston Astros (33-65) at 2012 NL Central Champion Chicago Cubs (39-60)”

    1. 1 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Recalcitrant Blogger Nate]That has to be in New Orleans[/quote]
      Are turtles with human heads attached prevalent there?

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    2. 2 mb21 says:

      at 2012 NL Central Champion Chicago Cubs (39-60)

      (dying laughing)

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    3. 3 mb21 says:

      The only way the Cubs and Astros can hope to amass three wins between them is to play each other. Otherwise, it’s just not happening.

      Never thought about that series in that way. (dying laughing)

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    4. 6 Mish says:

      ^^^ For parks and rec fans

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    5. 7 Rice Cube says:

      If the 15-team league thing happens, and the Astros go to the AL as rumored, then the Cubs-Astros series becomes another one of those less-than-compelling interleague matchups instead of just being a divisional battle royale between two legions of fail.

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    6. 8 AndCounting says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]If the 15-team league thing happens, and the Astros go to the AL as rumored, then the Cubs-Astros series becomes another one of those less-than-compelling interleague matchups instead of just being a divisional battle royale between two legions of fail.[/quote]I can’t wait for them to renew their rivalry. (dying laughing)

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    7. 9 AndCounting says:

      Looks like WTF is canceled. Technical difficulties.

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    8. 10 AndCounting says:

      Damn, I should have researched the earliest in the season that two 60-loss teams have played each other.

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    9. 12 mb21 says:

      [quote name=AndCounting]Damn, I should have researched the earliest in the season that two 60-loss teams have played each other.[/quote]I’m guessing the Cubs were a part of it.

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    10. 13 JMan says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]re: Soriano trade …

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/can-the-cubs-possibly-move-soriano//quoteI don’t disagree with the article but I think there are plenty of teams that want to look smart and take that risk of him improving in the DH spot. TEX and NYY seem like teams willing to take that risk.

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    11. 14 Rice Cube says:

      Astros midget just broke up Z’s no-no.

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    12. 15 JMan says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Astros midget just broke up Z’s no-no.[/quote]Z wasn’t mentally prepared to pitch to a midget.

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    13. 16 Rice Cube says:

      Kosuke extends April for another hour or so.

      This is from Poz’s latest post…he might hate the IBB almost as much as MO hates bunts.

      Idea sparked by Brilliant Reader Rich …

      I’m always on the lookout for terrible intentional walks because I think ALL intentional walks are terrible. I would love to be the Carrie Nation of the intentional walk. In any case, Rich found a beauty …

      On Tuesday, the Rockies were playing the Braves and they were leading the game 7-2 when Ian Stewart came up with a man on third and two outs. I’m going to repeat the situation: Man on third base … two outs … Braves trailing by FIVE RUNS. If there was an intentional walk chart, then this situation would be on the there with the phrase: “You’re joking, right?”

      Here’s the wonderful kicker: Ian Stewart is hitting .143 this year.

      Yes, the Braves intentionally walked him.

      Legendary. Absolutely legendary. I’m proud and happy to say that this completely blew up on the Braves — a walk followed, then a three-run triple, then another walk, then a hit-by-pitch. But to me that’s not enough. I’m not saying that intentionally walking Ian Stewart in that situation — in ANY situation, but especially in that one — should lead to jail time. But at least community service.

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    14. 17 Rice Cube says:

      Both Astros and Cubs on pace to set a new GIDP record today.

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    15. 18 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=JMan]I don’t disagree with the article but I think there are plenty of teams that want to look smart and take that risk of him improving in the DH spot. TEX and NYY seem like teams willing to take that risk.[/quote]
      I doubt TEX would be willing to give up more than a C prospect in exchange for Soriano and most of the money he’s owed.

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    16. 19 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]I doubt TEX would be willing to give up more than a C prospect in exchange for Soriano and most of the money he’s owed.[/quote]
      That seems to be about as much as they can hope for with Soriano.

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    17. 20 JMan says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]I doubt TEX would be willing to give up more than a C prospect in exchange for Soriano and most of the money he’s owed.[/quote]I think that would be a deal the Cubs accept.

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    18. 21 Rice Cube says:

      Z is about to have a really bad day. This makes me sad.

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    19. 22 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      Nevermind. I didn’t know Soriano was doing his Colvin impression this year.

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    20. 23 ACT says:

      Z couldn’t get a swing-and-miss to save his life today.

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    21. 24 Rice Cube says:

      Velocity is pretty good though. Location is off a bunch. He’s lucky to just be down 1-0.

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    22. 25 GW says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]I doubt TEX would be willing to give up more than a C prospect in exchange for Soriano and most of the money he’s owed.[/quote]
      I would think they would prefer Chris Davis and keeping their C prospect.

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    23. 26 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=GW]I would think they would prefer Chris Davis and keeping their C prospect.[/quote]
      I think they still hope they can get more out of Chris Davis than Soriano and cash.

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    24. 27 mb21 says:

      The bottom line is that if the Cubs are willing to eat enough of the contract, some team will be interested.

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    25. 28 Rice Cube says:

      Really bad day so far for Z.

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    26. 29 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Really bad year so far for Z.[/quote].

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    27. 30 mb21 says:

      here comes the grand slam

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    28. 31 Rice Cube says:

      I think he’ll walk in a couple runs before the grand slam.

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    29. 32 Rice Cube says:

      How about another GIDP for old times’ sake, Astros?

      I forgot what the record was for a 9-inning game.

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    30. 33 mb21 says:

      I think it’s 7. I’ve heard that a few times this year.

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    31. 34 Rice Cube says:

      Even the outs have been well hit.

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    32. 35 GW says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]I think they still hope they can get more out of Chris Davis than Soriano and cash.[/quote]
      Yeah, he could be involved in a trade. I meant that the Rangers have kicked around using him in left, and he is probably about the same hitter as Soriano at this point.

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    33. 36 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=GW]Yeah, he could be involved in a trade. I meant that the Rangers have kicked around using him in left, and he is probably about the same hitter as Soriano at this point.[/quote]
      Yeah, but he’s approaching Latroy Hawkins territory around here. TEX fans would never boo a player like Hawkins was booed, but their performance is similar: Good production, but failure at the wrong time.

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    34. 37 Mish says:

      KG

      Zeke DeVoss, 2B, Cubs (Short-season Boise): 2-for-4, 2B, SB, CS. Third round pick has reached base 10 times in four games and stolen seven bases.

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    35. 38 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mish]KG

      Zeke DeVoss, 2B, Cubs (Short-season Boise): 2-for-4, 2B, SB, CS. Third round pick has reached base 10 times in four games and stolen seven bases., but lacks secondary skills.[/quote].

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    36. 39 Rice Cube says:

      If Soriano hadn’t TOOTBLANed, this game might be tied.

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    37. 41 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Mish]KG

      Zeke DeVoss, 2B, Cubs (Short-season Boise): 2-for-4, 2B, SB, CS. faget lacks secondary skills.[/quote].

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    38. 42 AndCounting says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]If Soriano hadn’t TOOTBLANed in 1996 like he did here in 2011, this game might not be so damn ironic.[/quote].

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    39. 43 dylanj says:

      im hopeful that eliminating some of those 2 a days will keep people fresher later in the year.

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    40. 44 ACT says:

      Still no K’s for Z.

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    41. 45 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      keithlawkeithlaw

      Yankees to provide hydration stations and sunblock for tmrw’s game. Unfortunately fans aren’t allowed to use them during “God Bless America”

      Is it like a hydration station that fans can’t use during patriotic songs?

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    42. 46 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]im hopeful that eliminating some of those first few games of the season will keep people fresher later in the year.[/quote].

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    43. 47 Rice Cube says:

      There’s a rather generous strike three call. Yay Z.

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    44. 48 Rice Cube says:

      I wonder if the Astros manager will take the Astros midget into his office and yell at him, then talk to the press afterwards about popups and proper defense.

      Tough play though, I guess.

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    45. 49 Rice Cube says:

      Yay, tie game. Now Z can finish his six innings and the bullpen can feel free to shit the bed.

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    46. 50 Rice Cube says:

      Or they could just win the game (dying laughing)

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    47. 51 Mercurial Outfielder says:
    48. 52 dylanj says:

      F7 has kind of become good at sports

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    49. 53 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=dylanj]F7 has kind of become good at sports[/quote]
      They ARE playing the Astros, DJ…

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    50. 54 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

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    51. 55 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      The NFLPA* will meet again Monday to discuss options. All those kids waiting for their UDFA contract can wait another week.

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    52. 56 dylanj says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]The NFLPA* will meet again Monday to discuss options. All those kids waiting for their UDFA contract can wait another week.[/quote]
      but what about my fantasy draft!?!?!?

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    53. 57 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]The NFLPA* will meet again Monday to discuss options. All those kids waiting for their UDFA contract can wait another week.[/quote]I really can’t believe the owners tried to sneak shit into the CBA.

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    54. 58 dylanj says:

      carrie muskat tweeted at me. i’m big time

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    55. 59 ACT says:

      What was with that Grabow sighting? He’s no ROOGY.

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    56. 60 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]but what about my fantasy draft!?!?!?[/quote]
      You’re still going to have to do shit on Sundays.

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I really can’t believe the owners tried to sneak shit into the CBA.[/quote]
      They do what they do. It still cracks me up that ignorant fans can blame the players. It also cracks me up that sbnation called ignorant fans out on that.

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    57. 61 Rice Cube says:

      Oooh, Marmol = set up man.

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    58. 62 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]carrie muskat tweeted at me. i’m big time[/quote]
      I knew she had a dick.

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    59. 63 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=dylanj]carrie muskat tweeted at me. i’m big time[/quote]
      Now you are big time. Check your follower list.

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    60. 64 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]What was with that Grabow sighting? He’s no ROOGY.[/quote]
      He was in to face Wallace but Houston pinch-hit with a righty. But if Grabow strikes you out, you should commit suicide right there on the field.

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    61. 65 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Oooh, Marmol = set up man.[/quote]He’s auditing the seminar on playing better that Quade is conducting with Barney and Castro.

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    62. 66 dylanj says:

      oh aisley, if you think your going to get any cool tweets from me you are going to be sad. im just going to use this to badger goldstein & law about prospects

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    63. 67 Rice Cube says:

      If Cubs don’t get a bunch of baserunners, Marmol —-> 5-out save opportunity it seems.

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    64. 68 Mish says:

      [quote name=dylanj]oh aisley, if you think your going to get any cool tweets from me you are going to be sad. im just going to use this to badger goldstein & law about prospects[/quote]
      Chris Archer RT’d me pre-season and then went on to lose his top prospect status. (dying laughing)

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    65. 69 ACT says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]He was in to face Wallace but Houston pinch-hit with a righty. But if Grabow strikes you out, you should commit suicide right there on the field.[/quote]On 3 pitches, no less.

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    66. 70 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=dylanj]oh aisley, if you think your going to get any cool tweets from me you are going to be sad. im just going to use this to badger goldstein & law about prospects[/quote]
      Deejy, I don’t get cool tweets from a vast majority the people I follow.

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    67. 72 mb21 says:

      [quote name=dylanj]carrie muskat tweeted at me. i’m big time[/quote]Cool story, bro.

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