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  • Series Preview: Chicago Cubs (40-57) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (53-46)

    The Cubs and Cardinals resume their rivalry while many St. Louis fans are still holding their brooms from last weekend, and not just the witches, maids, and crack addicts. The Cardinals convincingly and effortlessly swept the mini-Bears in a series in which they outscored the Cubs infinity to negative eight. If you want a meaningful, in depth assessment of both teams, I recommend you look at last weekend's preview submitted by Berselius. I'm just here to make up for the lack of inane nonsense this site has suffered through since my last post. So, let's see how the Cubs will manage to sweep this series while maintaining the Cardinals' league-leading run differential inefficacy.

    Team Overviews

    The Cubs are bad and the Cardinals are good. But if the Cubs' meager offense can somehow crack through the vaunted Cardinal rotation and into their beleaguered bullpen*, this series could go our way, by the power of Reed Johnson, bless thy gritty name. 

    ​Batman Preferences

    David Freese hates the Dark Knight trilogy because of its woeful exclusion of his favorite villain. Alfonso Soriano likes big bats, but his stats don't lie.** 

    Random Team Facts

    Matt Garza and Ryan Dempster make Matt Garza and Ryan Dempster a Garza Dempster.

    Mike Matheny eats pieces of shit like Ryan Theriot for breakfast.

    The Cubs will sweep this series because Wrigley Field.

    Go Cubs.

     

    *for alliterative purposes#, bullpens are the only thing in baseball that is allowed to be beleaguered

    #for alliterative porpoises, squeak, squawk, squack

    **that is the worst thing ever written ever

     

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    149 Responses to “Series Preview: Chicago Cubs (40-57) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (53-46)”

    1. josh 1 josh says:

      Garza spelled backwards is Gazinga!

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    2. Rice Cube 2 Rice Cube says:

      The current rumor regarding adding either Soriano or LaHair to a Dempster trade makes little sense to me.

      This was a recent preview I enjoyed.

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    3. mikeakaleroy 3 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      LaHair, maybe, but I doubt he would do much to the value of the Cubs side of the trade…The Soriano part makes less than no sense, even if we eat all the money.

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    4. mikeakaleroy 4 mikeakaleroy says:

      The Cardinals convincingly and effortlessly swept the mini-Bears in a series in which they outscored the Cubs infinity to negative eight.

      Still chuckling.

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    5. josh 5 josh says:

      @ mikeakaleroy:
      It was bad news for the Cards, it actually slightly lowered their run differential.

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    6. josh 6 josh says:

      Cubs lose.

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    7. Rice Cube 7 Rice Cube says:

      Did that baseball land yet?

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    8. josh 8 josh says:

      “When you leave it UP to a HOT hitter like Holliday, you are FLIRTING with trouble.” -Pat Hughes

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    9. mikeakaleroy 9 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      In my backyard.

      /not a euphemism

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    10. Rice Cube 10 Rice Cube says:

      How will DeJesus be stranded today?

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    11. josh 11 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Popfly, K, K

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    12. GW 12 GW says:

      heard buster olney interviewed this morning, and while he didn’t talk about the cubs specifically, in an aside he mentioned that the cubs were much lower on zach lee than the general consensus.

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    13. mikeakaleroy 13 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Shut you right up

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    14. 14 AndCounting says:

      Cubs don’t lose yet!

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    15. josh 15 josh says:

      Cubs win.

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    16. Rice Cube 16 Rice Cube says:

      So, this Rizzo kid.

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    17. josh 17 josh says:

      @ mikeakaleroy:
      So now we know where you live. Not that we’d wait until you were out of town and rob you or anything.

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    18. mikeakaleroy 18 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ josh:
      There’s a keg fridge in the basement, and more beer in the beer fridge. Help yourself, and please take the dogs while you’re there.

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    19. JonKneeV 19 jtsunami says:

      Not watching the game, but Gameday leads me to believe Soto looked at the second pitch while Bryan LaHair tried to steal second.

      I would imagine it was supposed to be a hit and run. But Soto is Latin, so, ya know, he’s lazy.

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    20. Rice Cube 20 Rice Cube says:

      That was a TOOTBLAN, right?

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    21. josh 21 josh says:

      @ jtsunami:
      LaHair tried to steal off Lynn, but took off too soon. They stole a bunch on Lynn last time, so I guess they thought they had him timed or something.

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    22. Rice Cube 22 Rice Cube says:

      Bad Wood.

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    23. josh 23 josh says:

      Cubs lose

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    24. Suburban kid 24 Suburban kid says:

      @ josh:
      It’s like that, huh?

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    25. TheVan 25 TheVan says:

      So the Cards scored infinity last weekend, and they’re going to score more than that this weekend. Not only are they good, they’re reinventing math.

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    26. josh 26 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Yeah, pretty much. Although now it looks like it’s going to hold steady.

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    27. josh 27 josh says:

      @ TheVan:
      There are orders of infinity.

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    28. josh 28 josh says:

      Shit, I might have spoken too soon.

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    29. Rice Cube 29 Rice Cube says:

      The Cubs are scoring more than minus eight runs, at least.

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    30. WenningtonsGorillaCock 30 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      josh wrote:

      Although now it looks like it’s going to hold steady.

      False.

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    31. WenningtonsGorillaCock 31 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      josh wrote:

      Shit, I might have spoken too soon.

      True.

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    32. josh 32 josh says:

      WenningtonsGorillaCock wrote:

      True.

      Must be part of their new strategy to score in more than one inning. I don’t see it sticking, long term.

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    33. josh 33 josh says:

      Cubs Lose.

      \again

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    34. 34 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The Cubs are just trying to let the Cardinals score 10 runs so they can honor Santo, too.

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    35. Rice Cube 35 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Or 10 TOOTBLANs.

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    36. JonKneeV 36 jtsunami says:

      Good thing we Travis Wood was left in to bat. Cards crushed him two times through the line up. 3rd times a charm!

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    37. GW 37 GW says:

      so those reports about travis wood being too prone to home runs, there’s nothing to those, right?

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    38. Rice Cube 38 Rice Cube says:

      @ GW:
      Shitty variance.

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    39. Rice Cube 39 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      (dying laughing)

      Shut me right up.

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    40. GW 40 GW says:

      well, at least thoyer convinced crempster to pretend like he’s open to other destinations.

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    41. SVB 41 SVB says:

      We need an AC post more than once a month, methinks.

      Also the Egghead link led me to the one below. I’d forgotten how campy the TV Batman was. And how often you could reuse a set.

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    42. WaLi 42 WaLi says:

      Did berselius get sacked?

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    43. 43 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ GW:
      THoyer: How about Atlanta?
      Demp: Atlanta could work.
      THoyer: OK, we have a deal with Atlanta, tell your agent to give them a call.
      Demp: THERE IS NO TRADE.
      THoyer: How about LA?
      Demp: LA could work.
      THoyer: We might have a deal with LA. Have your agent contact them.
      Demp: What was that about Atlanta?

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    44. Suburban kid 44 Suburban kid says:

      Cool opening ceremony

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    45. Rice Cube 45 Rice Cube says:

      Doctor Who fans…how many of you are there? And if there are, any bets on whether David Tennant gets to light the torch?

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    46. Suburban kid 46 Suburban kid says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      .
      .
      I think it’ll be an Olympian.
      .
      .
      .
      Or Elton John

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    47. GW 47 GW says:

      btw, for those who haven’t been paying attention, ted lilly has been on the dl since may, and while he seems like he’s close to a return, there’s no guarantee for old guys with shoulder problems. one tweak and he’s not playing with any of his buddies for the rest of the season.

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    48. 48 Doogolas141 says:

      Lo(dying laughing)ol. You guys are hilarious today.

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    49. GW 49 GW says:

      @ GW:

      i mean, that’s one of the primary reasons they are shopping for pitching in the first place.

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    50. Rice Cube 50 Rice Cube says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Somebody British though.

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    51. josh 51 josh says:

      @ GW:
      So you’re telling me there’s a chance.

      YEAH!

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    52. Suburban kid 52 Suburban kid says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      That is a safe bet.

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    53. Rice Cube 53 Rice Cube says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      I know Matt Smith already carried the torch part of the way. Having David Tennant light the flame would be epic.

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    54. Rice Cube 54 Rice Cube says:

      James Bond + Her Majesty = RC —> (dying laughing)

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    55. Suburban kid 55 Suburban kid says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      This part was pretty silly.

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    56. Rice Cube 56 Rice Cube says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Stunt queen!

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    57. Suburban kid 57 Suburban kid says:

      (dying laughing) at the highlighting of the NHS before the world

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    58. Rice Cube 59 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing) Mr. Bean

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    59. WenningtonsGorillaCock 60 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      I think The Stig will light the torch

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    60. Rizzo the Rat 61 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Both teams got 10 hits!

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    61. Rice Cube 62 Rice Cube says:

      Independent Olympic Athletes! Woot!

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    62. Suburban kid 63 Suburban kid says:

      USA! USA!

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    63. Suburban kid 64 Suburban kid says:

      The French pronunciation of Zambia is zombie.

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    64. Rice Cube 65 Rice Cube says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      If some pirates pillaged through Zambia, would you call it a “Rob Zombie”?

      /tried too hard

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    65. Rice Cube 66 Rice Cube says:

      Greinke —> Angels

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    66. 67 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Wow, Angels got Segura + two AA-level prospects.

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    67. Suburban kid 68 Suburban kid says:

      The Greatest………….again?

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    68. 69 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Looks like Josh Johnson to TEX is close

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    69. 70 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Two AA players are both thought to be pitchers.

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    70. Rizzo the Rat 71 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Wow, that’s quite a rotation they have.

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    71. GW 72 GW says:

      seems like one of the pitchers is pretty damn good, the other a groundballer who walks a ton of guys

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    72. Rice Cube 73 Rice Cube says:

      No Doctor Who lighting the flame. I am disappoint.

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    73. Rice Cube 74 Rice Cube says:

      The torch and all the fireworks are pretty badass though.

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    74. GW 75 GW says:

      @ GW:

      BA has the one with damn good numbers 9th in the system and the other guy 4th, so the latter must have good stuff/potential.

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    75. mb21 76 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      Hellweg walks a ton, but Pena walks quite a bit too. Good year this year in AA, but he’s not terribly young (23). He walked 4.8 per 9 last year and over 5 the year before. Under 4 this year, but that’s concerning. Segura is a grade B, Pena a C+ and Hellweg is a throw in. About $10 million in value for Segura, $1.5 million for Pena. Total value close to $12 million.

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    76. mb21 77 mb21 says:

      Greinke is projected for about 2 more WAR (maybe a bit more). Brewers got a pretty good deal here. Neither pitcher probably amounts to anything, but Segura is an interesting prospect. According to Sickels some think he ends up back at 2nd base and if that’s true the value goes down obviously.

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    77. mb21 78 mb21 says:

      Also sounds like Segura is an injury waiting to happen.

      Baseball America on him

      Background: After a broken ankle in 2008 and broken finger in 2009, Segura stayed healthy and broke out in 2010 at low Class A Cedar Rapids. But the injury bug returned last year as he missed all but 52 games with a torn hamstring.

      Scouting Report: Segura matured as a hitter in 2011, demonstrating a willingness to use the entire field and a more patient approach that put him in hitter’s counts more frequently. His strength and explosive, quick-twitch actions excite evaluators almost as much as his short, direct swing. His bat is lightning-quick, and he could consistently bat .290 with as many as 20 homers at his peak because he hits all types of pitches. Scouts regard Segura as an above-average runner, though they qualify that grade by describing his body type as “heavy-legged” or “thick.” His arm also grades as plus, which prompted the Angels to move Segura from second base to shortstop last year. His hands and throwing accuracy probably won’t play at the position long-term. He has average range at both spots.

      The Future: Despite his injuries, the Angels protected Segura on the 40-man roster in November. He could play shortstop as he climbs to Double-A, but most scouts expect him to man the keystone in the majors, and no later than 2013—if he stays healthy.

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    78. GW 79 GW says:

      @ mb21:

      I’m a % guy. pena’s at 9% this year, which is not good, but not terrible. worse the last two years, but good in rookie ball/dsl. hellwig is 12% this year (bad), and it looks like a career best. coupled with his strikeouts being down, i wouldn’t be surprised if their positions are juxtaposed next year, even with the year of age difference.

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    79. mb21 80 mb21 says:

      Pena

      Background: Signed as a 17-year-old, Pena spent three years in Rookie ball and has pitched just four innings above Class A in five pro seasons. After he ranked second in the high Class A California League with 180 strikeouts last year, he earned a place on the Angels’ 40-man roster in November.

      Scouting Report: Pena always has shown plus velocity on his fastball and slider, but his shaky command has held him back. He sits at 92-94 mph with his sinker and touches 98 with his four-seamer, showing explosive life when he stays on top of the ball. He throws a hard, late slider at 82-86 mph, getting both called strikes and swings and misses. He flashes a fringy changeup in the low 80s but lacks consistent feel for it. Though he’s big and durable, Pena’s delivery features enough effort to prompt some scouts to project him as a reliever. He leaves too many pitches up and to his arm side, while he also jabs at the back of his arm stroke and often loses balance in his delivery, causing his arm to rush to catch up with the rest of his body.

      The Future: Pena can be nearly unhittable when his fastball and slider are working, but he’ll have to cut his walk rate (5.3 per nine innings in full-season leagues) to stay in the rotation. He’ll begin 2012 in Double-A.

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    80. mb21 81 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      I like % too, but I was looking on BRef, which has more info that I’m generally interested in when it comes to minor leaguers. If I really want to evaluate them I’ll use %, but not the ones that FG uses. They do it wrong. (dying laughing)

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    81. GW 82 GW says:

      mb21 wrote:

      They do it wrong.

      yes, but it still beats the hell out of the per 9 stats.

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    82. GW 83 GW says:

      holy crap, apparently hellweg is 6′ 9″. no wonder the groundball rate is high. that’s what you call a natural downward plane.

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    83. mb21 84 mb21 says:

      Also, we have to expect Pena to regress toward his career percentage as he moves up. 23 in AA and struggling with command is nothing impressive. He doesn’t have much shot as a starter in my opinion. If I was running things in MIlwaukee, I’d move him to AAA and put him in the bullpen. That’s where his future is and unless the Brewers see something they think they can fix, I think he’s shown enough in his career to show he’s probably not going to have good enough control to get by at the big leagues as a starter. With the exception of this year he hasn’t been too difficult to hit either. Especially not with the fastball/slider combo he has.

      Still a really good deal for the Brewers though.

      By the way, I expected the Cubs to get a couple of Pena’s in a deal for Dempster assuming they send all the salary (that’s what I’d have expected last month anyway). Guys with upside, but probably a little older than you’d like at the level and certainly with some issues.

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    84. GW 85 GW says:

      his career rate is a little above 10%, and he has improved each of the past two years. k-bb is among the best in the texas league this year. i’d definitely give him a shot staying at starter.

      .mb21 wrote:

      By the way, I expected the Cubs to get a couple of Pena’s in a deal for Dempster assuming they send all the salary (that’s what I’d have expected last month anyway). Guys with upside, but probably a little older than you’d like at the level and certainly with some issue

      yeah, i was thinking two guys breaking out at hi-a, not so much aa guys.

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    85. mb21 86 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      Oh I agree with that.

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    86. mb21 87 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      I expected a couple 23 year olds. I think I said as much several times.

      K-BB% is a great stat. I love it, but Carlos Marmol had a good K-BB% and I think we’d all agree he’d never have worked out as a starter.

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    87. GW 88 GW says:

      @ mb21:

      marmol’s walk rate was never in the 10% range either.

      hellweg is the guy i would worry about with the k-bb, with his 15%+ walk rate in hi-a last year masked by the silly strikeout numbers. if pena can keep it under 10%, that’s very tenable for a starter.

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    88. mb21 89 mb21 says:

      If Segura can stay healthy I really like him.

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    89. SVB 90 SVB says:

      Someone must have hacked OV tonight. The last 10 comments or so nothing but GW and MB agreeing.

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    90. GW 91 GW says:

      @ SVB:

      I disagree

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    91. GW 92 GW says:

      scott swaim saying cremp to the dodgers is done (again).

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    92. Rice Cube 93 Rice Cube says:

      The Cubs and Dodgers are discussing a deal of Dempster for Josh Lindblom, reports ESPN’s Jerry Crasnick, who isn’t sure what other players could be involved in the swap (Twitter links).

      Hmmm. From Delgado to a reliever, albeit a decent one.

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    93. Rice Cube 94 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Holy crap @ homers though.

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    94. GW 95 GW says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      bleh

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    95. GW 96 GW says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      now backing off…

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    96. mb21 97 mb21 says:

      Mamol’s walk rate was about 12% in AA a year younger than Pena with 3 years less experience pitching at the professional level. Both were fastball/slider pitchers with poor control. Marmol was ridiculously tough to hit in the minors and with the exception of this season Pena hasn’t been too tough. I think these two have a lot in common actually. Marmol could get the fastball up to 96, 97 as a starter, this guy a bit faster.

      It will be interesting to see. I was the one who has said that the Cubs should have given Marmol another chance to start so I can’t really say that and not say the same about Pena so I agree with GW here. I think what Marmol was doing in the minors was more impressive all things considered, but numbers are numbers.

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    97. Rice Cube 98 Rice Cube says:

      @ GW:
      Thank goodness. If that’s all they were giving up I’d just keep Demp around.

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    98. mb21 99 mb21 says:

      I love this Dempster saga. I hope he’s not traded and I hope the Cubs re-sign him so this can happen next year. I hope it continues for as long as I’m alive. (dying laughing)

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    99. GW 100 GW says:

      @ mb21:

      league average bb% for the texas league is 8.5%. pena is at 8.8%.

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    100. mb21 101 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      He hasn’t been average throughout his career. Last year it was 12.1% in A ball. At the age of 23 he’s not going to improve all that much at this point. I do agree with you they should give him a shot to start. I was wrong at first, but odds are it won’t work unless his command this year is what we can expect going forward and even then it’s a stretch. There’s no risk giving him another year, but I’ll be surprised if he reaches the big leagues as a starter. At best he’s a work in progress, which is fine. Like I said, it’s what I expected to get for Dempster (a couple of them). The Brewers got him and another much better player.

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    101. GW 102 GW says:

      also, marmol’s babip really wasn’t special in the minors, which is contrary to my memory

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    102. josh 103 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      Are they not even trying to trade the clean-up hitter? Joe Mather, I mean, of course.

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    103. mb21 104 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      Yeah, but when you see guys with the kind of experience he had allowing so few hits you’re usually looking at an elite prospect. Obviously Marmol had command issues, but compared to Pena at the same age, I’d much much rather have Marmol. He was learning along the way because he’d never really done it and he was doing it well. Here’s a story for you. I was once told by someone who worked with Marmol for several years (both as a catcher and as a pitcher) that worst case scenario with him was that he’d become an unhittable reliever with command issues. It’s just so Cub that he became an unhittable reliever with control issues. (dying laughing)

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    104. 105 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      FG on Greinke deal: http://t.co/fhA8Bkgn

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    105. mb21 106 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      They’re trying to include him with Dempster to get Kershaw.

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    106. josh 107 josh says:

      I did this earlier in response to the Garza news. It’s not really worthy of a full post:

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    107. josh 108 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      And how many decibels loud is the Dodgers’ laughter?

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    108. SVB 109 SVB says:

      There’s an interview up with the Smokies manager here if you want to watch it about Jae-hoon Ha. Bottom line: Ha got lucky.

      Crib notes for SK:

      concussion
      no dental problems
      teeth ok and able to eat
      out of hospital
      swollen face
      no stitches
      no timetable for return. Too early to know because the swelling has to go down and see how much pain there is and responses to impact tests to see how bad the concussion is.

      As noted earlier, Sczrur was called up. Pronounced “Sees” ? I couldn’t quite make it out.

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    109. GW 110 GW says:

      @ mb21:

      yeah, i went to a game that he started in 2006 and remember being pretty damn impressed, despite his numbers to that point. his filthy stuff was evident even then.

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    110. Rizzo the Rat 111 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Aramis is having a nice day, now that the Brewers have officially given up on this season.

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    111. 112 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      LARBUDDY

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    112. 113 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      THEY’VE GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW.

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    113. josh 114 josh says:

      @ SVB:
      Pronounced “Caesar”

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    114. GW 115 GW says:

      @ SVB:

      I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Caesar.

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    115. josh 117 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      They should at least get Kemp as a throw-in.

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    116. SVB 118 SVB says:

      @ josh:
      @ GW:
      Well that explains the Caesar reference earlier that I didn’t get.

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    117. SVB 119 SVB says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Maggie Thatcher’s son was trying to add Equatorial Guinea into the Commonwealth, the Queen could have been up one.

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    118. GW 120 GW says:

      @ SVB:

      I don’t know that it descends directly from the title as, for example, “tsar” and “kaiser” do, but I wouldn’t be too surprised.

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    119. 121 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Really missed the chance for a Gotye meme: SomebdaAAAAYYY THAT I USED TO OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNN

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    120. SVB 122 SVB says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Dude, that was so last month. Queen is now asking India, Dominica, Belize, etc. “Call me, maybe.”

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    121. mb21 123 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      He was more unhittable than Zambrano who was awfully tough to hit at his best. I still get a kick out of Marmol achieving the worst possible scenario like that guy told me. Marmol was a guy by A ball I figured if he could cut the walk rate down would be an outstanding starter. There was reason to be optimistic since he’d just been converted too. Wasn’t likely. I knew that, but potential was there.

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    122. mb21 124 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      Correct. Seez would be the Quadification of his name.

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    123. GW 125 GW says:

      @ mb21:

      skeezy

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    124. GW 126 GW says:

      Apparently the rangers balked at a package centered on martin perez for greinke; i’m shocked by that.

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    125. josh 127 josh says:

      @ GW:
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      I vote that to be his nickname Quade or no.
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    126. mb21 128 mb21 says:

      Anyone see the first season of Boss? Trying to figure out if I want to watch it.

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    127. 129 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ GW:
      Unless the didn’t feel confident they could re-sign him at year’s end.

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    128. mb21 130 mb21 says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I’m guessing if they plan on spending $100 million plus it will be on Hamilton so I doubt they’d have interest in signing him. Just a guess.

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    129. GW 131 GW says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      I say that more out of my distaste for perez than anything else. i guess it depends on what else the brewers wanted along with him, too.

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    130. josh 132 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      That can’t be true. The Cubs are going to sign him.

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    131. 133 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mb21:
      Either way, they clearly felt that was too high a price for a guy they viewed as a rental.

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    132. mb21 134 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      As much as I’d like to see that, mostly for personal reasons, I think he’s probably in the right environment that he needs to be in. I would trust Thoyer to help him establish the necessary support system, but he’s probably better off where he is.

      Plus, it’s much more likely I’ll still be a Cubs fan if he doesn’t come to the Cubs. I can’t imagine what nasty things would be said about him by the fans the first time he has a bad month. You know, considering how sympathetic people are toward drug addicts and all.

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    133. SVB 135 SVB says:

      The flagbearer for Qatar had a very pretty face, IMO.

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    134. SVB 136 SVB says:

      @ mb21:
      This

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    135. mb21 137 mb21 says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Yeah, I agree. I think the Angels gave up too much, but that’s under the assumption the Brewers didn’t send any cash in the deal. They didn’t, did they? I do agree with Keith Law in that the guys the Brewers acquired for Greinke have a much lower floor than the players they gave up to get him. I disagree with him that they got as much in return.

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    136. josh 138 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      I put the chances of the Cubs signing him in between slim and none. Still, I wish the Cubs didn’t blow an ass.

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    137. SVB 139 SVB says:

      @ josh:
      Are you concerned that they may blow a specific ass, or blow ass in general?

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    138. Rice Cube 140 Rice Cube says:

      I wonder how Zack Greinke would do as a Cub. People keep harping on his anxiety but I think it’s way overblown. It would probably cost way too much to sign him and it would probably also be useless since the Cubs would still suck on non-Greinke starts.

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    139. josh 141 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      From what I read his anxiety issue was basically due to being burned out on baseball. He actually wanted to just quit because he was sick of the bullshit that goes along with being in baseball. The Royals GM convinced him to take some time off, talk to a psychiatrist, etc. He did and he claimed he regained his love of the game. I don’t really think it’s like an anxiety disorder or anything.

      That was what I read a couple of years ago anyway, who knows what the official line is now?

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    140. josh 142 josh says:

      @ SVB:
      All of it, SVB. All the ass.

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    141. 143 Mercurial Outfielder says:

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    142. SVB 144 SVB says:

      @ josh:
      What if it were Anne Hathaway’s ass? Don’t you think that would lead to some inspiration?

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    143. SVB 145 SVB says:

      Incremental movement from Selig on replay: trapped balls and fouls down the lines. But who knows when.

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    144. Rizzo the Rat 146 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Chapman struck out the side again. He’s up to 93 in 50 innings. He’s pretty good at missing bats.

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    145. Suburban kid 147 Suburban kid says:

      SVB wrote:

      Incremental movement

      Since it was at the bottom of the thread, I thought this meant “new shit”

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    146. Suburban kid 148 Suburban kid says:

      SVB wrote:

      Crib notes for SK:

      Unnecessary, The one-line description was more than enough.

      Thanks though!

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