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  • Series preview: Chicago Cubs (17-21) at Cincinnati Reds (23-17)

    It hasn’t been too long since we saw the Reds, but in that span of time they’ve gone from a mediocre record to the top of the NL Central division. A big part of it is that they’re healthy again – Bailey, Cueto, and Scott Rolen are all back on the roster now. They’ve won eight of their last ten games. Luckily for the Cubs only play two games in this mini-series. Is there anything dumber than a two-game series? The Cubs fly to Cincy for two days, then fly to Miami, then up to Boston for the big, much-anticipated series in Fenway. Maybe I’m just bitter for all the extra work in writing three of these previews this week.

    Team Overview

    Here are the Reds team stats (and NL rank) I’ll also give the Cubs stats and ranks for comparison

    wOBA: Reds: .343 (2nd), Cubs: .326 (3rd)
    UZR: Reds: 8.7 (3rd), Cubs: -6.7 (11)
    DRS: Reds: -9 (9th), Cubs: -22 (14th)
    SP FIP: Reds: 4.09 (11th), Cubs: 4.06 (10th)
    SP xFIP: Reds: 3.68 (7th), Cubs: 3.73 (9th)
    RP FIP: Reds: 4.00 (14th), Cubs: 3.57 (6th)
    RP xFIP:
    Reds: 3.99 (13th), Cubs: 4.00 (14th) 

    It’s still kind of jarring to see the Cubs team hitting numbers look so good when they so often suck at plating runs. That wOBA isn’t AVG driven either – the Cubs also have the third best OBP in the NL. Fuck the heck?

    Batters:

    Player wOBA ZiPS wOBA
    CF Drew Stubbs .388 .335
    SS Paul Janish .256 .286
    1B Joey Votto .444 .411
    2B Brandon Phillips .379 .339
    RF Jay Bruce .335 .356
    3B Scott Rolen .332 .345
    LF Jonny Gomes .325 .339
    C Ramon Hernandez .437 .339

    One reason why I was so down on the Reds going into this season was their offense. Joey Votto is a legit great hitter (and deserved the MVP) but a lot of their other regulars (Rolen, Edmonds, Hanigan, Stubbs) beat their projections, and I was expecting to see the regression stick knock down their numbers. So far they’re still getting great performances from some of their guys but when they revert to the merely above-average offense that they should be, will it be enough to win the division?

    Pitchers:

    Player FIP ZiPS FIP
    RHP Edinson Volquez 5.56 4.03
    RHP Bronson Arroyo 4.36 4.31
    RHP Johnny Cueto 3.23 3.80
    RHP Homer Bailey 1.32 3.86
    LHP Travis Wood 3.42 3.53
    RHP Francisco Cordero 4.08 3.88
    RHP Sam LeCure 4.18 4.50

     

    Monday: Carlos Zambrano, RHP (4.35, 3.60, 4.11, 3.61) vs Homer Bailey, RHP (0.69, 1.32, 2.49, 3.86), 6:10 PM CT

    I’m lazy so I’ll more or less copy what I wrote about Z in the rained out game. Z had another vaguely worrisome start against the Cardinals. He only struck out three batters, gave up eight line drives, and is still not getting enough ground balls. Lucky for him Carpenter also had a mediocre start, but he probably wouldn’t have been as lucky against Timmay.

    Bailey was injured in spring trianing, and has only recently returned. He started two games and looked very well in each of them…but take his numbers with a larger than usual grain of salt as both starts were against the offensively pathetic Houston Astros. He allowed only one run in those 13 innings. His best pitch is his fastball so maybe Soriano could have a good game.

    Tuesday: Matt Garza, RHP (4.17, 1.61, 2.15, 3.63) vs Edinson Volquez, RHP (5.74, 5.56, 4.32, 4.03), 6:10 PM CT

    Garza had a poor performance in his last start against the Reds, giving up his only HR on the season to Jay Bruce. Oddly enough he kept the ball very much on the ground in that game, and his GB% overall this year is much higher than the rest of his career, which is even more unusual considering the spike in his strikeout rates. He bounced back from his poor outing against the Reds with a short though excellent performace in the Cubs 11-4 blowout of the Cardinals.

    Volquez has been a mess all year, and his BB/9 numbers have gotten even worse from the last time the Cubs faced him. Oddly enough given all the walks he’s been issuing I’m surprised that he isn’t giving up even more runs. He’s walked 17 batters over the 21.2 innings of his last four starts but never gave up more than three ERs in those games. Hopefully the swing-happy types in the Cubs lineup read the memo, though my guess is that Ari Kaplan is frantically faxing Quade stat sheets saying that batters have historically hit .450 against Volquez in May when the weather is between 47 and 53 degrees in the Ohio river valley.

    Prediction

    Cubs lose the first game, and win the second. I wouldn’t be surprised to see at least one more rainout in these two games.


    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
    Berselius

    312 Responses to “Series preview: Chicago Cubs (17-21) at Cincinnati Reds (23-17)”

    1. 1 Berselius says:

      We’ll use this as today’s game thread too.

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    2. 2 Berselius says:

      lineups

      Fukudome
      Barney
      Castro
      Ramirez
      Adolfo
      Byrd
      Pena
      Hill
      Z

      Stubbs
      Renteria
      Votto
      Phillips
      Bruce
      Rolen
      Gomes
      Hanigan
      Bailey

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    3. 3 Berselius says:

      Pujols is starting at 3B today for the Cardinals.

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    4. 4 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Pujols is starting at 3B today for the Cardinals.[/quote]
      ……..why?

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    5. 5 Suburban kid says:

      the Cubs also have the third best OBP in the NL. Fuck the heck?

      Isn’t that just Fukudome, Barney and Castro? There’s nobody getting on base 4 through 9, so they only score a couple runs a game.

      /unlying eyes

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    6. 6 Suburban kid says:

      Cashner ———————-> another MRI, practice start shelved.

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    7. 7 Suburban kid says:

      cst_cubs cst_cubs

      Cashner has ‘tightness’ in shoulder. Today’s ext spring start banged. Next: another MRI.

      1 minute ago

      .

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    8. 8 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Cashner ———————-> another MRI, practice start shelved.[/quote]I’m guessing he has surgery at this point.

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    9. 9 mb21 says:

      I wouldn’t be surprised to see at least one more rainout in these two games.

      The Cubs aren’t at home so they can’t wuss out. (dying laughing)

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    10. 10 mb21 says:

      I figured out how the Cubs are going to not lose 90. They’re going to cancel dozens of games against pitchers they don’t want to face.

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    11. 11 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=mb21]The Cubs aren’t at home so they can’t wuss out. (dying laughing)[/quote]I like RC’s creation as a noun. Instead of a rain out, it’s a wuss out.

      It’s not as funny when you use it as a verb.

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    12. 12 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’m guessing he has surgery at this point.[/quote]This is such a cruel fucking game.

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    13. 13 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]This is such a cruel fucking game.[/quote]Yeah, he’s still relatively young and after his first start he gets injured. That sucks.

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    14. 14 Mish says:

      I applaud the usage of “fuck the heck”.

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    15. 15 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Mish]I applaud the usage of “fuck the heck”.[/quote]What the shit?

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    16. 16 GW says:

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    17. 17 bubblesdachimp says:

      Sta granted

      Owners===> winning

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    18. 18 Aisle424 says:

      Owners —–> tiger blood

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    19. 19 Suburban kid says:

      Ricketts doesn’t have his finger on the pulse of the ‘common fan’.

      Al’s taking the easy way out on this one I see. :)

      by rgonzale on May 16, 2011 4:34 PM CDT reply actions

      I think I know where Ricketts has his finger.

      As I’ve told you before, I never repeat myself.
      by santoswoodenlegs on May 16, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

      (dying laughing)

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    20. 20 ZappBrannigan says:

      Wow, the shit is really going down on BCB over Rickett’s comments. The flock is revolting.

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    21. 21 Berselius says:

      Great PA from Barney

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    22. 22 mb21 says:

      [quote name=ZappBrannigan]Wow, the shit is really going down on BCB over Rickett’s comments. The flock is revolting.[/quote]link?

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    23. 23 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Great PA from Barney[/quote]He’s never going to be a great hitter or anything, but his knowledge of the strikezone is as good as any hitter I’ve seen in a Cubs uniform in my life. It’s up there with Milton Bradley. It’s too bad he doesn’t have more power because the pitchers just attack the zone.

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    24. 24 Berselius says:

      Man, Bailey can’t find the plate at all this inning.

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    25. 25 ZappBrannigan says:

      [quote name=mb21]link?[/quote]http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/5/16/2173272/chicago-cubs-cincinnati-reds-preview-monday#comments
      A whole lot of pissed off sheepies.

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    26. 26 Berselius says:

      Please tell us how to stop your pain. We regret that we have not supported your latest business enterprise with more energy. Perhaps we’ve just learned from our role models like Mr. Soriano and Mr. Ramirez that it’s best to conserve our resources for another day. In any event, thank you foe making the cost of your product so affordable despite the unwillingness of fellow Americans to provide you with free money. Your Friend Always, A Cub Fan If a quality pitching start is 3 runs and 6 innings, then a quality hitting day is 1 for 4.

      by tharr on May 16, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs

      That was a quick reminder why I never go over there anymore. 7 recs FTL

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    27. 27 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Man, Bailey can’t find the plate at all this inning.[/quote]Nothing Soriano can’t fix.

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    28. 28 mb21 says:

      This is mildly entertaining. Bailey can’t throw a strike. Literally cannot throw a strike. And the Cubs strikeout 3 times anyway before a run scores.

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    29. 29 bubblesdachimp says:

      team is bad with the bases chucked

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    30. 30 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing), Cub’d

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    31. 31 GBTS says:

      (dying laughing)

      This fucking team.

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    32. 32 shadasrevenge says:

      I’m so glad this game in on WCIU. Nobody outside of an 8-mile radius around Wrigley Field – let alone Iowa, or anywhere else in the country – wanted to watch anyway.

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    33. 33 mb21 says:

      [quote name=shadasrevenge]I’m so glad this game in on WCIU. Nobody outside of an 8-mile radius around Wrigley Field – let alone Iowa, or anywhere else in the country – wanted to watch anyway.[/quote](dying laughing) I’m watching the Reds broadcast. It’s worse than not being on since tHom Brennaman is announcing.

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    34. 34 Berselius says:

      [quote name=shadasrevenge]I’m so glad this game in on WCIU. Nobody outside of an 8-mile radius around Wrigley Field – let alone Iowa, or anywhere else in the country – wanted to watch anyway.[/quote]
      (dying laughing), I’m glad that I can actually watch the games I paid to watch on my TV again

      /fuckSony

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    35. 35 mb21 says:

      PSN up now, b?

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    36. 36 shadasrevenge says:

      [quote name=ZappBrannigan]Wow, the shit is really going down on BCB over Rickett’s comments. The flock is revolting.[/quote]
      That’s because it’s a stupid fucking statement from Ricketts. Nobody wants to go see the Pirate or Padres or Diamondback in April or May, and it’s those types of games that got the biggest discounts.

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    37. 37 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21](dying laughing) I’m watching the Reds broadcast. It’s worse than not being on since tHom Brennaman is announcing.[/quote]
      WCIU video + Pat Hughes audio = win.

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    38. 38 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]PSN up now, b?[/quote]
      yeah, it went up yesterday. At least I don’t use PSN for anything but mlb.tv.

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    39. 39 GBTS says:

      I can’t stand it when I hear someone say they can’t afford to go to a game. It might be hard to get tickets for a Yankees or Sox game, but there’s no reason why they can’t afford to go another game. We want to get more fans in the park.

      Wait wait wait wait wait. Did Ricketts actually say this?

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    40. 40 GBTS says:

      Wait, I think I see what he was saying. Nevermind. I think.

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    41. 41 Berselius says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Wait wait wait wait wait. Did Ricketts actually say this?[/quote]
      Feel free to pay for our “cheap” tickets, in the nosebleed seats or under the upper deck. Old-timey view obstruction experience is free!

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    42. 42 mb21 says:

      [quote name=shadasrevenge]That’s because it’s a stupid fucking statement from Ricketts. Nobody wants to go see the Pirate or Padres or Diamondback in April or May, and it’s those types of games that got the biggest discounts.[/quote]It’s also stupid how he said he didn’t want to hear people complain about how they can’t afford it (not sure of the exact words). That’s going to piss everybody off. Nobody likes a wealthy fuck who acts like everybody should be able to afford anything on earth.

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    43. 43 GBTS says:

      Having read all these comments….

      … I will say this: it’s really clear that the policies instituted over the last year or so have alienated a lot of people. Having met Tom Ricketts personally, I do not believe he set out to do that.

      Having said that, it’s clear that he’s going to have to make changes or the fanbase is going to desert this team. From the ticket pricing to refusal to allow exchanges for rainouts, these policies are 100% not fan friendly.
      He has specifically told me he wants to be fan-friendly. It’s time to show that, not just say it.

      by Al Yellon on May 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply

      It may finally be time to admit that this organization has specifically told you lots of bullshit Al.
      Welcome to our world.

      by santoswoodenlegs on May 16, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply 1 recs

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    44. 44 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Tom Ricketts]Our ticket prices did not go up this year. This might be an issue from years past. For our season ticket holders, the average price did not go up. It was flat. We did juggle the pricing and added more premium games. But we took those dollars and subsidized 70% of our least expensive tickets. We increased the amount of our low-priced tickets.

      I can’t stand it when I hear someone say they can’t afford to go to a game. It might be hard to get tickets for a Yankees or Sox game, but there’s no reason why they can’t afford to go another game. We want to get more fans in the park.[/quote](dying laughing)

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    45. 45 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s also stupid how he said he didn’t want to hear people complain about how they can’t afford it (not sure of the exact words). That’s going to piss everybody off. Nobody likes a wealthy fuck who acts like everybody should be able to afford anything on earth.[/quote]Am I just reading this wrong? I thought from the context of the statement he was more trying to say, “I hate hearing people say they can’t afford to go to a baseball game, that’s why we’ve so aggressively marketed really cheap, crappy seats for these crappy games.”

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    46. 46 Tom Ricketts says:

      If you can’t afford good tickets to see good teams, you can always buy Terrace Reserved tickets to see the Cubs play the Pirates in a Tuesday day game! Supplies are limited!!!!

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    47. 47 shadasrevenge says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Am I just reading this wrong? I thought from the context of the statement he was more trying to say, “I hate hearing people say they can’t afford to go to a baseball game, that’s why we’ve so aggressively marketed really cheap, crappy seats for these crappy games.”[/quote]
      This is the correct interpretation. Another way of saying it would be that the Cubs slashed the prices on crap games by so much that the increase on the marquee games will still look good. You’re paying less overall (yay!), but you’re still paying through the nose for the games you want to see.

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    48. 48 Berselius says:

      looks like the Cubs were trying to make up for all the pitches they saw in the first

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    49. 49 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Berselius]looks like the Cubs were trying to make up for all the pitches they saw in the first[/quote]Quade told them on April 11 that they could only see 30 pitches in the first two innings on May 16.

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    50. 50 GBTS says:

      What the fuck is up with all these two game series?

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    51. 51 Rice Cube says:

      Flyballs galore tonight.

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    52. 52 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Am I just reading this wrong? I thought from the context of the statement he was more trying to say, “I hate hearing people say they can’t afford to go to a baseball game, that’s why we’ve so aggressively marketed really cheap, crappy seats for these crappy games.”[/quote]How do their cheap tickets compare to other teams? The problem is that a billionaire said “I can’t stand it when I hear someone say they can’t afford to go to a game.”

      If Donald Trump said this, everybody on earth would be criticizing him even if he worded what he meant to say poorly.

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    53. 53 bubblesdachimp says:

      SWL is a great poster.. its amazing how he has survived the rath of Al..

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    54. 54 bubblesdachimp says:

      barney is good at baseball

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    55. 55 mb21 says:

      Nice to hear the Reds announcers talking about what the Cubs announcers won’t (Castro will swing at anything).

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    56. 56 Aisle424 says:

      To say something like that I think Ricketts actually believes people want to come out and watch his crap team get beat on by other shitty teams. He has to believe it to say it like that. Nobody would write that down on a piece of paper or a computer screen and say “This is what I’ll say to Cubs fans that are pissed off at my god-awful team to convince them to come watch the Cubs lose on cold Spring weekday afternoons.”

      It can’t be part of a talking point that was part of a media or PR strategy. I think he actually can’t understand why people aren’t buying into the “Way of Life” and the majesty of Wrigley Field and everything else he’s been selling since he took over. I think he’s flabbergasted at what is happening.

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    57. 57 mb21 says:

      I think he’s flabbergasted at what is happening.

      Yeah, he convinced his Dad that they sell out no matter what. He had to believe it and now he’s just confused it isn’t true. Winning sells tickets. Winning has always sold them and it always will. If the Cubs have a couple decades where they don’t even finish .500, their attendance is going to be what it is at PNC or Kaufmann.

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    58. 58 mb21 says:

      The Cubs have had enough years in which they’ve contended to keep the stadium much more full it probably should have been.

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    59. 59 ZappBrannigan says:

      If I were an opposing manager, I’d have my starter walk two Cubs to start every inning. Guaranteed shutout.

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    60. 60 Rice Cube says:

      Yay! Groundouts!

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    61. 61 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing)

      Did Pena just bunt again?

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    62. 62 Mish says:

      Check swing.

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    63. 63 Rice Cube says:

      I can’t tune in until after House. Wife is wise tonight re: what we’re watching.

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    64. 64 GBTS says:

      MO felt a minor disturbance in the force.

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    65. 65 Rice Cube says:

      Run(s)!

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    66. 66 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing), what an ugly play

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    67. 67 Mish says:

      The Cubs make scoring runs a fun sucking event.

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    68. 68 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]The Cubs have had enough years in which they’ve contended to keep the stadium much more full it probably should have been.[/quote]
      Yeah, they went through a period where they contended every couple of years or so. 1998, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2008. Plus they had Sammy being Sammy from 1998 – 2002 providing a boost.

      How they didn’t realize that is just ridiculous.

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    69. 69 Aisle424 says:

      Ricketts puts the Tom in tomfoolery.

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    70. 70 Rice Cube says:

      Kosuke’s powers don’t last past April 46th.

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    71. 71 Aisle424 says:

      Aren’t the Reds supposed to be good at defense?

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    72. 72 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing) at all the FAIL in this inning

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    73. 73 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Yeah, they went through a period where they contended every couple of years or so. 1998, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2008. Plus they had Sammy being Sammy from 1998 – 2002 providing a boost.

      How they didn’t realize that is just ridiculous.[/quote]Even before that you had 1984 and then 1989. Not a long time between championships so attendance isn’t going to be as low as it could be. Then they contended briefly in one of 1991, 1992 or 1993. Sammy sold a lot of tickets even before 1998 in my opinion. He was an exciting player and a lot of fun to watch. Those early seasons when he was stealing a lot of bases were a lot of fun.

      The Cubs also always had a superstar. Ryne Sandberg, Sammy Sosa and then lesser superstars in Kerry Wood, Mark Prior and Carlos Zambrano. Now they don’t. The hope is that Castro can become one, but he’s a ways off as it is right now and unlikely to ever get there.

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    74. 74 bubblesdachimp says:

      I like barney

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    75. 75 Rice Cube says:

      When you run into an out on a 5-2 FC, is that a TOOTBLAN?

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    76. 76 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]When you run into an out on a 5-2 FC, is that a TOOTBLAN?[/quote]
      Just a WAG. You should run on contact from 3b.

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    77. 77 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Just a WAG. You should run on contact from 3b.[/quote]
      Okay. I know there are certain balls that you shouldn’t run on even when at 3B though so I didn’t know. Thanks.

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    78. 78 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Okay. I know there are certain balls that you shouldn’t run on even when at 3B though so I didn’t know. Thanks.[/quote]
      That’s just what I would guess, I have no idea if it’s general baseball policy. But it would seem to make sense given how many IF choppers etc you could score on

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    79. 79 mb21 says:

      Even Thom Brennaman says “Zambrano has had an OUTSTANDING Major League career.” Nice to hear some announcer say that. (dying laughing)

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    80. 80 Berselius says:

      Clown shoes ——-> Jonny Gomes

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    81. 81 GW says:

      http://sabermetricresearch.blogspot.com/2011/02/scorecasting-are-cubs-unlucky-or-is-it.html

      Fifth section is relevant here, but the whole thing is worth reading.

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    82. 82 Rice Cube says:

      I couldn’t watch the play (not sure if the GameDay will replay it) but I figure that if it’s a slow roller, you go on contact as you should know where the 3B/SS are playing and judge risk accordingly. If it’s hit hard, you should take a step back to 3B and then wait to see what the defender does.

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    83. 83 Xoomwaffle says:

      I can’t stand it when I hear someone say they can’t afford to go to a game. It might be hard to get tickets for a Yankees or Sox game, but there’s no reason why they can’t afford to go another game. We want to get more fans in the park.

      Wait. He actually said this? I thought this was made up. What a rich stuck up piece of shit…

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    84. 84 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I couldn’t watch the play (not sure if the GameDay will replay it) but I figure that if it’s a slow roller, you go on contact as you should know where the 3B/SS are playing and judge risk accordingly. If it’s hit hard, you should take a step back to 3B and then wait to see what the defender does.[/quote]
      It all depends on the signs. Sometimes guys are told to go on contact no matter where it is hit. They take the decision out of the player’s hands. Impossible to really tell when that is the case and when the player is using judgement.

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    85. 85 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Xoomwaffle]Wait. He actually said this? I thought this was made up. What a rich stuck up piece of shit…[/quote]
      He said it. Unless Sherman misquoted him.

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    86. 86 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]It all depends on the signs. Sometimes guys are told to go on contact no matter where it is hit. They take the decision out of the player’s hands. Impossible to really tell when that is the case and when the player is using judgement.[/quote]
      That’s reasonable. Thanks.

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    87. 87 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Even Thom Brennaman says “Zambrano has had an OUTSTANDING Major League career.” Nice to hear some announcer say that. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      I heard that too and thought I was shrooms for a second. He and Brantley basically said every pitcher gets pissed at their team losing at times.

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    88. 88 fang2415 says:

      Is Brenly as much of an idiot as I suspect for saying “TheCubsshouldhitandrunmoretheCubsshouldhitandrunmoretheCubsshouldhitandrunmore”? That Pena-Hill hit-an-run last inning struck me as the single luckiest outcome in the 135-year history of baseball. But I’m not sure how (un)successful the hit-and-run actually is, so maybe I’m making that up

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    89. 89 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]He said it. Unless Sherman misquoted him.[/quote](dying laughing) I’ve been re-reading this for the last 30 minutes, because there’s no way that Tom Ricketts is THAT much of a dumb fuck to say something like that and actually mean it the way we think he does. There’s absolutely no way. He would seriously have to be the biggest dumbshit on the planet.

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    90. 90 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS]He is the biggest dumbshit on the planet.[/quote]
      Well, he DID buy the team at a markup…

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    91. 91 GBTS says:

      SENOR PENA

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    92. 92 Horny Goat says:

      I knew Pena would smash one tonight!

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    93. 93 ACT says:

      [quote name=fang2415]Is Brenly as much of an idiot as I suspect for saying “TheCubsshouldhitandrunmoretheCubsshouldhitandrunmoretheCubsshouldhitandrunmore”? That Pena-Hill hit-an-run last inning struck me as the single luckiest outcome in the 135-year history of baseball. But I’m not sure how (un)successful the hit-and-run actually is, so maybe I’m making that up[/quote]Calling a hit-and-run with a slow runner and a batter who strikes out a lot should be an automatic firing, whether it works or not.

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    94. 94 Xoomwaffle says:

      Peeeeeeeeeeena!!

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    95. 95 Horny Goat says:

      why the fuck isn’t Welington playing again?

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    96. 96 bubblesdachimp says:

      Peenya!!!!

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    97. 97 Xoomwaffle says:

      [quote name=GBTS](dying laughing) I’ve been re-reading this for the last 30 minutes, because there’s no way that Tom Ricketts is THAT much of a dumb fuck to say something like that and actually mean it the way we think he does. There’s absolutely no way. He would seriously have to be the biggest dumbshit on the planet.[/quote]
      I don’t understand how you can be so completely disengaged from the people you are taking entirely too much money from…

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    98. 98 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]why the fuck isn’t Welington playing again?[/quote]
      He stabbed Tyler Colvin.

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    99. 99 Rice Cube says:

      Doug Davis made a baby.

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    100. 100 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]He stabbed Tyler Colvin.[/quote]
      shit, I didn’t hear about that.

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    101. 101 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=ACT]Calling a hit-and-run with a slow runner and a batter who strikes out a lot should be an automatic firing, whether it works or not.[/quote]But it worked. That proves that it was the right call.

      Maybe they should fire Quade for making that call and hire Brenly, since he’s in favor of making it more often.

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    102. 102 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Doug Davis made a baby.[/quote]
      took him long enough

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    103. 103 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]shit, I didn’t hear about that.[/quote]
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      The broken bat incident last year. Wasn’t sure if you were being serious or not.

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    104. 104 ACT says:

      [quote name=fang2415]But it worked. That proves that it was the right call.

      Maybe they should fire Quade for making that call and hire Brenly, since he’s in favor of making it more often.[/quote]It didn’t work on May 7 with Pena running and Soto hitting. I guess that’s just yet another piece of evidence that Hill>Soto.

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    105. 105 GBTS says:

      If only Z could pitch like this every single day his entire life, he wouldn’t be such a hot-headed failure.

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    106. 106 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=ACT]Calling a hit-and-run with a slow runner and a batter who strikes out a lot should be an automatic firing, whether it works or not.[/quote](dying laughing), Brenly was saying how it’s actually better to do a hit-and-run with a slow runner, because otherwise you hit into a lot of double plays. Although actually, since we are talking about Koyie Hill…

      I’m also a little less than thrilled with the call to send the runner on third on a weak hit to a fielder standing right next to them *twice*… The Cubs got really fucking lucky that inning.

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    107. 107 Rice Cube says:

      Gameday says Z just threw a 91-mph fastball.

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    108. 108 Rice Cube says:

      Looks like he’s maxing out at 91 mph and has been able to get to that velocity consistently. Lots of off-speed stuff too. Awesome pitch mix. Too bad not all of them are for strikes, but whatcha gonna do.

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    109. 109 Rice Cube says:

      Pujols the 3B just turned a double play.

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    110. 110 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Pujols the 3B just turned a double play.[/quote]
      nice little player

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    111. 111 GBTS says:

      I have no idea why Ramirez hesitated so long going to 2nd.

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    112. 112 Horny Goat says:

      well this suddenly sucks

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    113. 113 Xoomwaffle says:

      I can’t stand it when I hear someone say they can’t afford to build their own fucking stadium. It might be hard to build a stadium with modern amenities, but there’s no reason why they can’t afford to go build your own triangle building. We want a stadium that isn’t falling the fuck apart.

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    114. 114 Rice Cube says:

      Ah shit.

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    115. 115 Horny Goat says:

      Z’s luck ran out

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    116. 116 Berselius says:

      My feed is way behind. I’m guessing Bruce just homered?

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    117. 117 Berselius says:

      Or Z is just getting singled to death (dying laughing)

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    118. 118 Rice Cube says:

      This is going to somehow be Z’s fault. Which it sort of is, but y’know.

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    119. 119 Horny Goat says:

      singled to death, then Rolen lined one at Soriano and guess what happened.

      cubs lose

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    120. 120 ACT says:

      Q brings in Mateo? WTF?

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    121. 121 Horny Goat says:

      sucks because Z only gave up 1 hit before this..

      now a wild pitch.. 5-4 good fucking grief

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    122. 122 GBTS says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    123. 123 Horny Goat says:

      where’s my fucking remote (dying laughing)

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    124. 124 Berselius says:

      ugh

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    125. 125 Rice Cube says:

      Man…the Cubs fans are going to feast on Z tonight.

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    126. 126 Rice Cube says:

      Elected to just listen on the radio instead of watching the carnage.

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    127. 127 melissa says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Man…the Cubs fans hobbits are going to feast on Z tonight.[/quote]
      fixed

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    128. 128 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=melissa]fixed[/quote]
      I think both are accurate, Melissa.

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    129. 129 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      I sensed a hit that did not pass the pitcher and have arrived.

      Just in time to hear Z and Soriano are filling Gordo and Sully’s spank banks.

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    130. 130 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Man…the Cubs fans are going to feast on Z tonight.[/quote]
      Lot of heat on Quade for leaving him too long. Plus the lazy latino memes for Soriano and Ramirez. Lots of blame going around.

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    131. 131 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Lot of heat on Quade for leaving him too long. Plus the lazy latino memes for Soriano and Ramirez. Lots of blame going around.[/quote]
      Z was fine, he just got groundballed to death. I heard he was kind of animated in the dugout too. I couldn’t tell but it sounded like there might have been some misplays behind him. Ugh.

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    132. 132 Horny Goat says:

      I think Soriano will be getting a lot of shit too. Rolen’s ball was playable but Soriano was never good at those liners hit right at him. Cubs still lose but that was a big one and probably the hardest ball hit off Z.

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    133. 133 Rice Cube says:

      Phillies can’t score for Halladay or Lee.

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    134. 134 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Phillies can’t score for Halladay or Lee.[/quote]
      That’s a crying fucking shame. I weep for them.

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    135. 135 melissa says:

      Things were going badly and then Mateo happened. It’s a way of [L]ife.

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    136. 136 ZappBrannigan says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]That’s a crying fucking shame. I weep for them.[/quote]
      (dying laughing)

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    137. 137 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]That’s a crying fucking shame. I weep for them.[/quote]
      You should. The Cardinals need to lose.

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    138. 138 Rice Cube says:

      Nice little Barney.

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    139. 139 Horny Goat says:

      The Reds were bound to start finding some holes, then it just snowballed. Votto just stuck his bat out there for a single after a walk and a single and they were off to 7 runs

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    140. 140 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]The Reds were bound to start finding some holes, then it just snowballed. Votto just stuck his bat out there for a single after a walk and a single and they were off to 7 runs[/quote]
      Plus they were given 6 or 7 outs.

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    141. 141 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]Things were going badly and then Mateo happened. It’s a way of [L]ife.[/quote]
      yeah, Mateo wild pitch and a gopher to Gomes or it might still be tied, but the damage was already done. once it was tied, cubs lose.

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    142. 142 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]You should. The Cardinals need to lose.[/quote]
      Why? So the Reds can gain another game on them?

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    143. 143 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]Plus they were given 6 or 7 outs.[/quote]
      that might be an exaggeration (dying laughing)

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    144. 144 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Why? So the Reds can gain another game on them?[/quote]
      I was thinking optimistically that the Cubs could come back on the Reds, but then I realized how foolish that was.

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    145. 145 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I was thinking optimistically that the Cubs could come back on the Reds, but then I realized how foolish that was.[/quote]
      Silly boy.

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    146. 146 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]yeah, Mateo wild pitch and a gopher to Gomes or it might still be tied, but the damage was already done. once it was tied, cubs lose.[/quote]
      Wrong. This year’s team is all about the comeback. Had you been referring to last year’s team then you would have been absolutely correct.

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    147. 147 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Silly boy.[/quote]
      I am ashamed.

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    148. 148 Rice Cube says:

      Sounds like Castro ran about 200 feet to get to that popup (dying laughing)

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    149. 149 melissa says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I am ashamed.[/quote]
      Then you must return to Japan without dinner.

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    150. 150 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=melissa]Then you must return to China without dinner.[/quote]
      /correct Asian’d

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    151. 151 melissa says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Sounds like Castro ran about 200 feet to get to that popup (dying laughing)[/quote]
      He was in short right centerfield.

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    152. 152 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=melissa]Then you must return to Japan without dinner.[/quote]
      And tend to your mother.

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    153. 153 melissa says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]/correct Asian’d[/quote]
      Sorry but people go to Japan to save face plus you deserve to be exposed to radioactive waste.

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    154. 154 melissa says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]And tend to your tiger mother.[/quote]
      .

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    155. 155 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=melissa]Sorry but people go to Japan to save face plus you deserve to be exposed to radioactive waste.[/quote]
      Only if you promise me mutant superpowers.

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    156. 156 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]Wrong. This year’s team is all about the comeback. Had you been referring to last year’s team then you would have been absolutely correct.[/quote]
      except the last couple months when the joker took over.

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    157. 157 melissa says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Only if you promise me mutant superpowers.[/quote]
      Let’s See What Happens

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    158. 158 Horny Goat says:

      what was the cubs record last year when the joker took over? 24-13? I guess that was only a bit more than month. I forget when Lou officially left. I miss that guy.

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    159. 159 Rice Cube says:

      Rays win!

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    160. 160 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Xoomwaffle]I can’t stand it when I hear someone say they can’t afford to build their own fucking stadium. It might be hard to build a stadium with modern amenities, but there’s no reason why they can’t afford to go build your own triangle building. We want a stadium that isn’t falling the fuck apart.[/quote](dying laughing)

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    161. 161 Rice Cube says:

      Pat got blueballed on that one (dying laughing)

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    162. 162 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I think Soriano will be getting a lot of shit too. Rolen’s ball was playable but Soriano was never good at those liners hit right at him. Cubs still lose but that was a big one and probably the hardest ball hit off Z.[/quote]What happened?

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    163. 163 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=bubblesdachimp]Sta granted

      Owners===> winning[/quote]http://deadspin.com/5800887/the-bizarre-cult-of-pro+owner-nfl-fanboys

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    164. 164 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      THAT is a TOOTBLAN.

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    165. 165 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]what was the cubs record last year when the joker took over? 24-13? I guess that was only a bit more than month. I forget when Lou officially left. I miss that guy.[/quote]I miss Lou, too. I think they were 24-13 after Quade took over, which is one reason why so many thought this team would contend.

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    166. 166 Horny Goat says:

      what the fuck? you dumbass sending him! what in the fucking world was that? was there a stop sign? jesus

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    167. 167 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]I miss Lou, too. I think they were 24-13 after Quade took over, which is one reason why so many thought this team would contend.[/quote]And now they’re 17-21. (dying laughing)

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    168. 168 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]What happened?[/quote]
      Rolen hit a hard smash at Soriano but he didn’t run back well enough and went over his head. Tough read for any outfielder but as we know Soriano is not good at those.

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    169. 169 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]What happened?[/quote]
      Rolen hit a hard smash at Soriano but he didn’t run back well enough and went over his head. Tough read for any outfielder but as we know Soriano is not good at those.

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    170. 170 Rice Cube says:

      Pat said Stubbs had the ball before Soriano touched 3B. That was a coach fail.

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    171. 171 cwolf says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]what the fuck? you dumbass sending him! what in the fucking world was that? was there a stop sign? Dejesus[/quote]Fixed.

      It’s gotta be tough on Soriano getting thrown out like that and realizing his legs are just done.

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    172. 172 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]what the fuck? you dumbass sending him! what in the fucking world was that? was there a stop sign? jesus[/quote]Man. I don’t even get this mad about bunts. (dying laughing)

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    173. 173 Horny Goat says:

      why oh why send Soriano with no outs? Dejesus has run a lot of guys into outs this year. dumb bears. I didn’t see if Soriano ran thru a stop sign, though.

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    174. 174 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Pat said Stubbs had the ball before Soriano touched 3B. That was a coach fail.[/quote]Even odds Sori gets thrown right under the bus if Quade gets asked about it.

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    175. 175 Rice Cube says:

      Pat and Keith said there was no stop sign. He was waved through all the way. It sounded like Soriano was going to stop on his own at 3B, but what was he supposed to do? NOT listen to his coach? Sigh.

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    176. 176 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Man. I don’t even get this mad about bunts. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      there were no outs, down by 3, dude (dying laughing)

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    177. 177 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Even odds Sori gets thrown right under the bus if Quade gets asked about it.[/quote]
      I can’t argue with you today.

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    178. 178 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]why oh why send Soriano with no outs? Dejesus has run a lot of guys into outs this year. dumb bears. I didn’t see if Soriano ran thru a stop sign, though.[/quote]
      In the two replays they showed, you couldn’t see DeJesus until after Soriano rounded third at which point DeJesus was just standing there. My guess was that he had put up the stop sign or his arm would have still been waving.

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    179. 179 Rice Cube says:

      Soriano and Zambrano are going to get eviscerated tonight. Never mind the bases loaded fail in the first and the leaky infield.

      I think I’m upset.

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    180. 180 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      dumb bears

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    181. 181 cwolf says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]why oh why send Soriano with no outs? Dejesus has run a lot of guys into outs this year. dumb bears. I didn’t see if Soriano ran thru a stop sign, though.[/quote]The replay showed Dejesus just standing there so I don’t think there was a stop sign although he wasn’t waving either. I’m sure that if there was a stop sign at any point Brenley would have been slamming Soriano throughout the next inning.

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    182. 182 ACT says:

      NOW he brings in Marmol?!

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    183. 183 Rice Cube says:

      I only have Pat and Keith on, but Pat said Soriano was waved in. If the replays you saw are correct, then it is possible that DeJesus had an “oh shit” moment (dying laughing)

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    184. 184 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Soriano and Zambrano are going to get eviscerated tonight. Never mind the bases loaded fail in the first and the leaky infield.

      I think I’m upset.[/quote]
      best way to not get upset is to avoid Kaplan and that ilk.

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    185. 185 melissa says:

      It didn’t look like Soriano slowed down at third so sign or no he didn’t appear to consider stopping.

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    186. 186 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=cwolf]The replay showed Dejesus just standing there so I don’t think there was a stop sign although he wasn’t waving either. I’m sure that if there was a stop sign at any point Brenley would have been slamming Soriano throughout the next inning.[/quote]
      Both radio and TV guys criticized DeJesus, so I assume there was some sort of go sign.

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    187. 187 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=ACT]NOW he brings in Marmol?![/quote]We’re trying to win games here.

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    188. 188 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I only have Pat and Keith on, but Pat said Soriano was waved in. If the replays you saw are correct, then it is possible that DeJesus had an “oh shit” moment (dying laughing)[/quote]
      maybe both forgot how many outs there were. It’s a way of [L]ife

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    189. 189 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]maybe both forgot how many outs there were. It’s a way of [L]ife[/quote]Let’s See What Happens.

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    190. 190 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]maybe both forgot how many outs there were. It’s a way of [L]ife[/quote]
      I was going to ask you how you couldn’t know that there were no outs, but then I realized it was the Cubs. My optimism goggles need recalibration.

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    191. 191 mb21 says:

      Marmol has only pitched 3 times this month so he needs the work.

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    192. 192 Rice Cube says:

      Hey, SuperFuld hit a homer.

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    193. 193 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]We’re trying to irritate fans here.[/quote]
      fify

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    194. 194 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]Marmol has only pitched 3 times this month so he needs the work.[/quote]
      Plus this appearance has been on Quade’s schedule since December.

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    195. 195 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Marmol has only pitched 3 times this month so he needs the work.[/quote]
      is that all? Quade should’ve brought him in earlier if he’s trying to win games.

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    196. 196 Rice Cube says:

      Didn’t you guys write something once about why it was silly to extend Marmol when the Cubs would have no games to save? (dying laughing)

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    197. 197 ACT says:

      [quote name=mb21]Marmol has only pitched 3 times this month so he needs the work.[/quote]Right, my complaint is that Q brings in one of his worst reliever with the game on the line, and his best when it’s out of reach.

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    198. 198 Rice Cube says:

      The Indians have gone nuts in KC.

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    199. 199 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Hey, SuperFuld hit a homer.[/quote]
      so his OPS is up to .700?

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    200. 200 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]Right, my complaint is that Q brings in one of his worst reliever with the game on the line, and his best when it’s out of reach.[/quote]
      I think all managers not named Joe Maddon do this.

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    201. 201 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Didn’t you guys write something once about why it was silly to extend Marmol when the Cubs would have no games to save? (dying laughing)[/quote]
      I’d like to see him extended when there’s actually a game to save, no matter which inning it is.

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    202. 202 Rice Cube says:

      DeWitt is pinch-hitter instead of Colvin?

      Colvin is completely useless nowadays

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    203. 203 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I’d like to see him extended when there’s actually a game to save, no matter which inning it is.[/quote]
      Oh, I meant the financial extension, not his actual in-game usage.

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    204. 204 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=ACT]Right, my complaint is that Q brings in one of his worst reliever with the game on the line, and his best when it’s out of reach.[/quote]
      this

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    205. 205 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]DeWitt is pinch-hitter instead of Colvin?

      Colvin is completely useless nowadays[/quote]But it’s out of Quade’s hands. Huge mystery to Mike why Colvin isn’t getting AB. Baffling. Like the sound of one hand clapping. Or dark matter.

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    206. 206 mb21 says:

      [quote name=ACT]Right, my complaint is that Q brings in one of his worst reliever with the game on the line, and his best when it’s out of reach.[/quote]I agree. It’s just how managers use their closers though. Shouldn’t have brought in Russell in that spot, but Russell shouldn’t pitch in any spot.

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    207. 207 Berselius says:

      [quote name=ACT]Right, my complaint is that Q brings in one of his worst reliever with the game on the line, and his best when it’s out of reach.[/quote]
      Grabow pitched today?

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    208. 208 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Oh, I meant the financial extension, not his actual in-game usage.[/quote]
      so you might like performance bonuses per game. I remember when everyone used to talk about that (dying laughing)

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    209. 209 Berselius says:

      I want to punch the luck dragon in the fucking tooth.

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    210. 210 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I think all managers not named Joe Maddon do this.[/quote]I think even Maddon does it. Last year, how many times did he bring Soriano in during the 7th inning? The Cubs do have Marshall and Wood who should have been in though.

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    211. 211 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I want to punch the luck dragon in the fucking tooth.[/quote]False.

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    212. 212 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]Marmol has only pitched 3 times this month so he needs the work.[/quote]
      I saw a blurb earlier today that said Marmol hasn’t allowed any runs in May and I laughed and laughed

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    213. 213 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I saw a blurb earlier today that said Marmol hasn’t allowed any runs in May and I laughed and laughed[/quote]Seriously? That’s like saying a reliever hasn’t allowed any runs this week.

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    214. 214 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]I think even Maddon does it. Last year, how many times did he bring Soriano in during the 7th inning? The Cubs do have Marshall and Wood who should have been in though.[/quote]
      I think you’re right, but Maddon is more apt to use his relievers in unconventional roles. It’s hard to beat the old school out of people.

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    215. 215 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]Seriously? That’s like saying a reliever hasn’t allowed any runs this week.[/quote]You say that likes it’s a bad thing.

      /Ari Kaplan’d

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    216. 216 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing), KC Royals pitcher Vin Mazzaro’s line today

      2.1 IP 11 H 14 R 3 BB 2K 1 HR

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    217. 217 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius](dying laughing), KC Royals pitcher Vin Mazzaro’s line today

      2.1 IP 11 H 14 R 3 BB 2K 1 HR[/quote]Mazzarro has given up 14 runs since May 15th.

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    218. 218 Aisle424 says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    219. 219 Horny Goat says:

      All kinds of Fail tonight in that 6th inning. I’ve never heard a Quade press conference or media recap. Sick of it. I’ve pretty much given up on the cubs except for watching some of the games. When you have extra innings or mlb.tv (both) it’s amazing how much good baseball there is to watch. the cubs are painfully bad.

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    220. 220 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]All kinds of Fail tonight in that 6th inning. I’ve never heard a Quade press conference or media recap. Sick of it. I’ve pretty much given up on the cubs except for watching some of the games. When you have extra innings or mlb.tv (both) it’s amazing how much good baseball there is to watch. the cubs are painfully bad.[/quote]
      I really want to see the Giants-Rockies game. Yesterday’s wuss-out cost me my first look at Lincecum this year.

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    221. 221 Horny Goat says:

      what’s fun about watching a few guys hit singles all day but can’t score runs? then we have to listen how the cubs can’t hit with RISP. How about hitting some fucking home runs?

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    222. 222 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I really want to see the Giants-Rockies game. Yesterday’s wuss-out cost me my first look at Lincecum this year.[/quote]
      were you planning on going to the game?

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    223. 223 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]were you planning on going to the game?[/quote]
      Nah, but it was on WGN. Lack of cable and MLB.tv (blackouts notwithstanding) is a drag.

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    224. 224 GBTS says:

      http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=310516107

      No matter how bad your day has been, just be content that you are not Vin Mazzaro.

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    225. 225 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Berselius](dying laughing), KC Royals pitcher Vin Mazzaro’s line today

      2.1 IP 11 H 14 R 3 BB 2K 1 HR[/quote]Ye gods.

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    226. 226 GBTS says:

      I suppose I should have looked further up before posting that.

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    227. 227 GW says:

      [quote name=Berselius](dying laughing), KC Royals pitcher Vin Mazzaro’s line today

      2.1 IP 11 H 14 R 3 BB 2K 1 HR[/quote]
      cue the rotographs post about how he had a good k/9

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    228. 228 Horny Goat says:

      It’s now 19-1 Indians, only in the 6th inning.

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    229. 229 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]It’s now 19-1 Indians, only in the 6th inning.[/quote]Quade’s head just exploded.

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    230. 230 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Quade’s head just exploded.[/quote]Lots of unwritten rule-breaking going on.

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    231. 231 Rice Cube says:

      Butler and Hosmer still hitting for power. It’s too bad the Royals are cheap and the Cubs have nothing to offer for those prospects (dying laughing)

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    232. 232 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Butler and Hosmer still hitting for power. It’s too bad the Royals are cheap and the Cubs have nothing to offer for those prospects (dying laughing)[/quote]Both of those guys are 6th round talents drafted in the 1st, right?

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    233. 233 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Butler and Hosmer still hitting for power. It’s too bad the Royals are cheap and the Cubs have nothing to offer for those prospects (dying laughing)[/quote]
      even Francoeur is hitting well .295/.345/.550/.896 8 HRs

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    234. 234 ACT says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I really want to see the Giants-Rockies game. Yesterday’s wuss-out cost me my first look at Lincecum this year.[/quote]That’s actually the mlb.tv free game of the day.

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    235. 235 GBTS says:

      (dying laughing) How many Yellons are on this blog?

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    236. 236 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Both of those guys are 6th round talents drafted in the 1st, right?[/quote]
      not sure, but speaking of 1st round picks, Alex Gordon is finally healthy and having a decent season.

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    237. 237 GBTS says:

      It’s almost as if the Royals actually draft first round talent with their first round picks, and it’s starting to pay dividends. Crazy. It just might have worked.

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    238. 238 GBTS says:

      That’s some real ingenuity that you only see from small market teams.

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    239. 239 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]That’s actually the mlb.tv free game of the day.[/quote]
      Yay!

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    240. 240 Horny Goat says:

      I’m just happy to see the Royals above .500 this late in the season.

      oops, until tonight.

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    241. 241 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=GBTS]It’s almost as if the Royals actually draft first round talent with their first round picks, and it’s starting to pay dividends. Crazy. It just might have worked.[/quote]We’re trying to win games here.

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    242. 242 Rice Cube says:

      Oooh…looks like the Giants just lost their 4-2 lead and how. Now I don’t want to watch anymore (dying laughing)

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    243. 243 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=GBTS]That’s some real ingenuity that you only see from small market teams.[/quote]I hate it when people tell me they can’t afford a decent roster.

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    244. 244 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=ACT]That’s actually the mlb.tv free game of the day.[/quote]
      cool they’re doing that

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    245. 245 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]cool they’re doing that[/quote]Everyone who paid for MLB.tv must feel terribly insulted.

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    246. 246 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I hate it when people tell me they can’t afford a decent roster.[/quote]
      get a real twitter account, then we’ll talk (dying laughing)

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    247. 247 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Everyone who paid for MLB.tv must feel terribly insulted.[/quote]
      I was expecting free hot dog coupons with mine… but noooooooooo

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    248. 248 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Everyone who paid for MLB.tv must feel terribly insulted.[/quote]
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      SK actually got pissed that I got to watch a couple spring training games for free on MLB.tv while he had to pay for it.

      (dying laughing)

      Life imitates meme.

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    249. 249 Horny Goat says:

      I think ST games comes with the package.

      I couldn’t survive the slow times at work without mlb.tv

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    250. 250 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]
      I couldn’t survive the slow times at work without mlb.tv[/quote]Last year when I had Premium, I crashed the wireless internet in a few classrooms watching four HD feeds at once. (dying laughing)

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    251. 251 Horny Goat says:

      what happened then, GBTS? sent home without dinner?

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    252. 252 Rice Cube says:

      When’s the firesale point? Ten games out of first?

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    253. 253 Horny Goat says:

      I rarely hear so much silence here. No planes, trains or automobiles, or neighbors…

      I’m basking in the buffer zone.

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    254. 254 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]When’s the firesale point? Ten games out of first?[/quote]
      we’re past the 5 game out rule, so now is good.

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    255. 255 Horny Goat says:

      Boston about ready to tie it in the 9th after down 5-0 earlier.

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    256. 256 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Boston about ready to tie it in the 9th after down 5-0 earlier.[/quote]
      Did they win? Did A-Gon hit a homer?

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    257. 257 Horny Goat says:

      (dying laughing)

      A gonzalez just doubled off the monster with 2 runners on capping a rally. now that’s a good team. sox win.

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    258. 258 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Did they win? Did A-Gon hit a homer?[/quote]
      he’s hit a lot of them lately but this was wall ball. still wish the cubs would’ve traded for him.

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    259. 259 ACT says:

      That’s the Kevin Gregg I remember.

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    260. 260 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]he’s hit a lot of them lately but this was wall ball. still wish the cubs would’ve traded for him.[/quote]
      I think the Cubs were on A-Gon’s no-trade list but I could be pulling that out of my ass.

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    261. 261 Rice Cube says:

      Let’s get this guy. He’s like Super-DeRosa.

      http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c_id=stl&content_id=14856401

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    262. 262 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=ACT]That’s the Kevin Gregg I remember.[/quote]
      he sucked so bad with the cubs but was a decent pitcher in a pitchers park (dying laughing)

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    263. 263 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I think the Cubs were on A-Gon’s no-trade list but I could be pulling that out of my ass.[/quote]
      I didn’t know that. you may be right. some think he’s overrated but I don’t think so.

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    264. 264 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Let’s get this guy. He’s like Super-DeRosa.

      http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c_id=stl&content_id=14856401/quote
      but we have Barney!

      The Cubs need much more power, speed and dominant pitching, that’s all (dying laughing)

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    265. 265 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]but we have Barney!

      The Cubs need much more power, speed and dominant pitching, that’s all (dying laughing)[/quote]
      You mean like real baseball players?

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    266. 266 Rice Cube says:

      Colvin —> Iowa

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    267. 267 Rice Cube says:

      http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/cubs/ct-spt-0517-cubs-reds-chicago–20110516,0,5689970.story

      Z “implodes”. Never mind the context of the implosion. Ugh.

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    268. 268 Rice Cube says:

      Muskat says Z took the blame for the loss.

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    269. 269 Horny Goat says:

      Lincecum had a bad night. 6 BB, 2 HRs. 7 runs though only 3 were ER.

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    270. 270 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Colvin —> Iowa[/quote]
      I like that. If Quade was gonna leave him rot on the bench he might as well get some regular PAs. I think it’s setting up the trades in mid summer, Byrd and Fukudome. Hell, maybe even Soriano. I wonder how much of Soriano’s contract they’d be willing to eat. I doubt they’ll do it this year.

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    271. 271 bubblesdachimp says:

      Good for tyler. Sucks he has to go back to iowa but good he will get AB’s

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    272. 272 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Colvin —> Iowa[/quote]It’s for the best. Quade had him behind Reed and DeWitt on the depth chart. Do what’s best for the kid.

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    273. 273 Urk says:

      [quote name=mb21]Yeah, he convinced his Dad that they sell out no matter what. He had to believe it and now he’s just confused it isn’t true. Winning sells tickets. Winning has always sold them and it always will. If the Cubs have a couple decades where they don’t even finish .500, their attendance is going to be what it is at PNC or Kaufmann.[/quote]
      You know, this is kind of fascinating. Because among my family of Cardinals fans, one of the big knocks on Cubs fans & the cubs org. is that people will fill the stands regardless of the team, so the org. doesn’t care. And maybe this was true, before the Lou teams and in a better economy. But then, not too many years after the success in 2003, the Tribune upped the payroll & loaded up the team to make it more attractive to buyers, greatly raising fan expectations. And then the economy busted.

      So, Ricketts has a fanbase with higher expectations and less money than they did before the Tribune pumped the team up to sell. It’s like Tribco sold him a time bomb.

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    274. 274 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]It’s for the best. Quade had him behind Reed and DeWitt on the depth chart. Do what’s best for the kid.[/quote]
      Trade him?

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    275. 275 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Urk] It’s like Tribco sold him a time bomb.[/quote]
      That is exactly what Zell did. And Ricketts paid top dollar for it.

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    276. 276 Horny Goat says:

      Colvin has only 68 PAs this year in the Cubs 39 games. Pathetic. He had 20 HRs last year in only 394 PAs. He should’ve been given the 1st base job instead of spending $10M on Pena. Spread that $10M around to a bunch of pitchers (minor league contracts) and hope you get lucky. Typical Cubs.

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    277. 277 Horny Goat says:

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    278. 278 melissa says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Ricketts puts the fool in tomfoolery.[/quote]
      fixed

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    279. 279 Horny Goat says:

      “Fool using fool as a noun Look up fool at Dictionary.comc.1275, from O.Fr. fol “madman, insane person,” applied in the century1275, from the Old French fol (fool) meaning “madman, insane person”" tom is the common man. fool is a insane person. tomfoolary = insane common man

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    280. 280 Urk says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]

      [/quote]

      You know, you can just look at those pictures, with no knowledge at all of who they might be, and ask “if these two make a deal, who’s gonna come out on top?” And you can answer ti based entirely on the pictures and be entirely right.

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    281. 281 Aisle424 says:

      Brad Fucking Snyder was 4 for 4 tonight. Maybe he’ll get the call. (dying laughing)

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    282. 282 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Trade him?[/quote]Nah. The real solution is cut Reed, trade Byrd and let Colvin play, but….

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    283. 283 Suburban kid says:

      (dying laughing) at this thread.

      For laughs, I checked out a game recap. Watch out! Quade is real mad!

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    284. 284 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      Journalist bets he can handle waterboarding for 15 seconds:

      http://content1.clipmarks.com/content/7E8ADC46-F3DD-4D6F-B184-3A07CF501B7C

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    285. 285 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      All I can do from here is continue to make my point about ticket pricing.

      Which I have done both here and in person. So far, they have chosen to ignore me.

      Check out Chicago sports coverage at SB Nation Chicago

      by Al Yellon on May 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT upreply

      .

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    286. 286 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I want to punch the luck dragon in the fucking tooth.[/quote]
      Come at me, faget.

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    287. 287 Mish says:

      Jason Parks describes the “hit” tool and uses Vitters as an example ($$$)

      http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=13921

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    288. 288 Mish says:

      Also, somehow I lost the ability to view comments on my Home PC. At least I couldn’t last night. I was using firefox.

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    289. 289 Mish says:

      Or this morning. I didn’t get to try on my iPad tho.

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    290. 290 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Mish]Jason Parks describes the “hit” tool and uses Vitters as an example ($$$)

      http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=13921/quote

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    291. 291 GBTS says:

      The Cubs lost to the Reds 7-4 Monday night and although the boxscore will show that six of the seven Cincinnati runs were charged to Carlos Zambrano, it was Mateo who took the Cincinnati sixth inning into his own hands and turned a close game into one that was, for all intents and purposes, one with an impossible deficit to overcome.

      a) One sentence.
      b) I thought this year’s team was different, and no deficit was too large, no?

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    292. 292 GBTS says:

      TOOTBLAN

      Can you please stop using that silly acronym? Seriously, this is a great site. Very professional (for the most part) and very well written. But you (and so many others) use an acronym that involves the word nincompoop… that’s a word I’d expect to hear in a nursing home or something. It’s just… weird. As is perhaps my disdain for it, heh, but I cringe when I see it.

      by kanderber on May 16, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

      (dying laughing)

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    293. 293 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      I think we should waterboard kanderber.

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    294. 294 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]I think we should waterboard kanderber.[/quote]You’ve got a real torture itch lately.

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    295. 295 GBTS says:

      It’s amazing to me what gets Z unravelled…

      for my money, tonight’s fraying began when his pitching counterpart got a clean single. He immediately fidgeted, labored and walked the next guy on four straight pitches. And from there, hilarity ensued.

      by bob9550 on May 16, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

      I agree, it was hilarious how Z retired the next 8 batters after that walk.

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    296. 296 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS](dying laughing)[/quote]
      What a nincompoop.

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    297. 297 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS]I agree, it was hilarious how Z retired the next 8 batters after that walk.[/quote]
      Yeah, but he couldn’t do it when it mattered even though the infield sprung leaks and nobody dove for fly balls.

      /Cub fan’d

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    298. 298 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=GBTS]You’ve got a real torture itch lately.[/quote]
      Rope, a table, a towel and a jug of water. I could be waterboarding someone in 10 minutes.

      The accessibility is what intrigues me.

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    299. 299 Rice Cube says:

      http://www.bleachernation.com/2011/05/17/mike-quade-is-done-blowing-sunshine/

      Somehow I think this would be more effective and perhaps amusing if it were that Augie fellow doing it.

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    300. 300 Mish says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Rope, a table, a towel and a jug of water. I could be waterboarding someone in 10 minutes.
      [/quote]
      Is it like a misting station?

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    301. 301 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Mish]Is it like a misting station?[/quote]It is.

      /Cheney’d

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    302. 302 Rice Cube says:

      For those who actually were brave enough to want to watch the game…how much of it was Z’s fault? Because he pretty much took the blame for it:

      http://muskat.mlblogs.com/2011/05/17/516-big-zs-tough-night/

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    303. 303 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]http://www.bleachernation.com/2011/05/17/mike-quade-is-done-blowing-sunshine/
      .[/quote]

      We’ve got to make damn sure we’re looking for every opportunity to add on when we get a chance and we’re looking for every opportunity to close things out when we get the chance.

      Unless we’re down and other teams are doing it. Then it’s bullshit.

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    304. 304 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Mish]Is it like a misting station?[/quote]

      Long term effects include panic attacks, depression and PTSD. I remind you of the patient I described earlier who would panic and gasp for breath whenever it rained even years after his abuse.
      – Allen S. Keller at the Hearing on U.S. Interrogation Policy and Executive Order

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    305. 305 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Unless we’re down and other teams are doing it. Then it’s bullshit.[/quote]
      Koyie Hill agrees.

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    306. 306 GBTS says:

      Seriously, Quade threw a hissy fit after last night’s game? I thought it was a pretty standard 7-4 loss.

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    307. 307 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Seriously, Quade threw a hissy fit after last night’s game? I thought it was a pretty standard 7-4 loss.[/quote]
      They couldn’t wuss out of this one.

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    308. 308 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mish]Also, somehow I lost the ability to view comments on my Home PC. At least I couldn’t last night. I was using firefox.[/quote]Try clearing your cache and if that doesn’t solve the problem let me know exactly which version of Firefox you’re using and what you’re operating system is. Clearing your cache should solve the problem.

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    309. 309 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]You’ve got a real torture itch lately.[/quote]lately?

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    310. 310 mb21 says:

      I didn’t see the part of the game where it went bad for the Cubs, but where are the Quade comments?

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    311. 311 mb21 says:

      I moved this to the front page since there are over 300 comments here: http://www.obstructedview.net/unobstructed-views/mlb/to-slot-or-not-to-slot.html

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    312. 312 Mish says:

      [quote name=mb21]Try clearing your cache and if that doesn’t solve the problem let me know exactly which version of Firefox you’re using and what you’re operating system is. Clearing your cache should solve the problem.[/quote]
      My cache clears everytime I kill Firefox which is odd. I think I’m using some version of 3.5.x and was on Windows 7. I’m using the same version of Firefox on XP at work with no problems.

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