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  • Series (and NL Central Team) Preview: Pittsburgh Pirates (0-0) at Chicago Cubs (0-0)

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    It’s baseball time! Since the Pirates are the last team we have left to do and the first team the Cubs play, we’re going to combine my usual series preview with my Pirates season preview. My Cubs win projections based on the system I used to make all of these previews is included below the Pirates content. Thanks to MB for his additions to this preview.

    Last year:

    The Pirates went 57-105 last year.  The record seems like typical Pittsburgh, but it was the worst winning percentage the team ever has had since they started playing 162 games.  It was their 8th worst overall winning percentage in club history.  Three of the teams worse than them were the 1952-1954 Pirates.  The 1917 Pirates were worse and there were three more Pirates teams in the 1800s worse than the 2010 version.

    The Cubs never would have known the Pirates were putting together one of the worst seasons in club history.  The Pirates beat the Cubs 10 of 15 times last year.  The Pirates record vs the other 28 teams was 47-100.

    Their offense ranked 3rd worst with an 82 wRC+, they had the 4th worst FIP at 4.45, and their fielding was atrocious (-66.2 UZR, -87 TZL, -81 DRS).  They were the worst in the league in UZR and TZL, but only second worst in DRS.

    Offseason moves:

    In November the Pirates traded Zach Duke to the Diamondbacks for Cesar Valdez.  Valdez is a 25-year old reliever who isn’t all that great, but Duke wasn’t either.

    In December the Pirates signed a number of low to mid tier free agents. They picked up former Jays and Brewers 1b Lyle Overbay to a 1/5 deal. Overbay was an slightly above average first baseman earlier in his career whose skillset largely revolved around OBP and defense. He’s now past his peak, and the Pirates are paying him about what he’s worth.

    They also signed former Marlins up and comer LHP Scott Olsen, whose career has gone down in flames following a shoulder injury and multiple run-ins with teammates, not to mention the police. He signed to an incentive-laden league minimum deal and is hoping to turn his career around.

    They signed former Rockies 3b Garrett Atkins to a minor league deal. Atkins had a few good years with the bat in Colorado, especially in 2006 when he posted a .410 wOBA. However, he’s a butcher with the glove and his offensive numbers have fallen off a cliff since 2008. The Pirates cut him in spring training.

    The Pirates signed former Braves outfielder Matt Diaz to a two year, $4.25 million dollar deal. Diaz has seemingly been with the Braves forever and has always pounded left-handed pitching.

    The Pirates nontendered former top prospect Lastings Milledge in December.

    Players to watch:

    Pedro Alvarez and Andrew McCutcheon represent the future of the Pirates. The question is whether or not they, like so many other future franchise cornerstones in the Steel City (Jason Bay, Brian Giles, Jason Kendall, etc.) will ever actually be a member of a Pirates team with a winning record. Looking at the current pitching on the roster, it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen anytime soon. There are no pitchers on KG’s list until number 6, Brad Lincoln, who isn’t expected to be more than a third or fourth starter type. Overall, given their stable of above-averageish ceiling SP prospects it looks like their pitching draft strategy leans more towards predictability rather than ceiling.

    Projections:

    Here’s a rough look at their team headed into the 2011 season. Since we don’t know a ton about not the Cubs, we used Baseball Prospectus’s depth charts to estimate playing time. The players OBP/SLG are a simple average of their PECOTA and Oliver projections. The defensive numbers are from the players’ 2010 Fan Scouting Report, and baserunning was ignored unless a player was especially good or awful on the basepaths.

    Hitter Pos PA OBP SLG Fld WAR
    Chris Snyder CA 400 0.327 0.389 0.1 1.41
    Jason Jaramillo CA 100 0.297 0.325 -0.1 -0.01
    Ryan Doumit CA 105 0.321 0.413 -1.3 0.2
    Lyle Overbay 1B 574 0.341 0.413 0.4 1.02
    Steve Pearce 1B 101 0.329 0.427 0 0.1
    Neil Walker 2B 600 0.306 0.420 -0.1 0.98
    Josh Rodriguez 2B 107 0.311 0.351 0 0
    E-6 SS 500 0.283 0.373 0 -0.02
    Pedro Ciriaco SS 140 0.264 0.330 0 -0.31
    Pedro Alvarez 3B 600 0.329 0.469 -0.5 2.19
    Josh Rodriguez 3B 91 0.311 0.351 -0.5 0.16
    Jose Tabata LF 558 0.332 0.383 0.6 0.81
    Matt Diaz LF 166 0.326 0.414 0.2
    Andrew McCutcheon CF 659 0.354 0.428 0.2 3.12
    Jose Tabata CF 92 0.332 0.383 0.1 0.2
    Garrett Jones RF 400 0.317 0.441 -0.7 0.21
    Steve Pearce RF 139 0.329 0.427 0 0.24
    Ryan Doumit RF 119 0.323 0.416 0 0.13

     

    Pitcher S/R IP ERA WAR
    Maholm S 200 4.80 1.33
    Ohlendorf S 160 4.76 1.13
    Correia S 150 4.43 1.61
    McDonald S 190 4.24 2.46
    Olsen S 145 5.15 0.45
    Morton S 73 4.80 0.49
    Hart S 46 5.10 0.17
    Hanrahan R 65 4.25 0.33
    Resop R 65 3.72 0.81
    Meek R 75 4.08 0.37

    TOTAL WIN TALENT: 68.4 Wins

    They should be better than last year, but that’s a low, low bar to clear. I still think they’re better than the Astros, but things can get ugly pretty quickly with that pitching staff.

    Cubs projections

    MB is going to release the officially official Obstructed View projections sometime soon, but I wanted to post the Cubs projections arising from the methodolgy I used for the rest of the NL Central teams so we can compare apples to apples.

    Hitter Pos PA OBP SLG Fld WAR
    Geovany Soto CA 536 0.360 0.463 -0.1 3.78
    Koyie Hill CA 124 0.289 0.340 0 0
    Carlos Pena 1B 625 0.351 0.481 0.5 2.75
    Tyler Colvin 1B 62 0.292 0.425 0 -0.06
    Darwin Barney 2B 280 0.298 0.331 0.5 -0.14
    Jeff Baker 2B 217 0.321 0.412 -0.3 0.41
    Blake DeWitt 2B 124 0.329 0.381 -0.1 0.21
    Starlin Castro SS 626 0.325 0.392 0 1.66
    Darwin Barney SS 110 0.298 0.331 0 -0.05
    Aramis Ramirez 3B 549 0.344 0.481 -0.4 2.69
    Jeff Baker 3B 91 0.325 0.418 -0.3 0.21
    Blake DeWitt 3B 63 0.329 0.381 -0.1 0.11
    Alfonso Soriano LF 521 0.320 0.467 -0.4 0.96
    Tyler Colvin LF 130 0.292 0.425 0 -0.03
    Marlon Byrd CF 598 0.340 0.433 0 2.32
    Tyler Colvin CF 122 0.292 0.425 -0.5 0.06
    Kosuke Fukudome RF 415 0.360 0.394 0.3 1.15
    Tyler Colvin RF 340 0.292 0.425 0 -0.07

     

    Pitcher S/R IP ERA WAR
    Z S 168 4.12 2.42
    Garza S 182 4.13 2.6
    Dempster S 203 4.09 3
    Wells S 168 4.48 1.7
    Cashner S 168 4.57 1.53
    Coleman S 85 4.94 0.44
    Marmol R 65 3.29 1.82
    Wood R 60 4.07 0.39
    Marshall R 65 3.94 0.43

    Win total: 78.8 wins.

    Here are the projected divisional standings coming out of these previews

    TEAM WINS
    STL 85.5
    CIN 81.6
    MIL 79.2
    CHC 78.8
    PIT 68.4
    HOU 68.4

    Mini Series Preview

    Pitching matchups (with PECOTA ERA projection):

    Friday Friday: Kevin Correia, RHP (4.49) vs Ryan Dempster, RHP (4.12)

    Saturday Saturday:  Paul Maholm, LHP (4.89) vs Carlos Zambrano, RHP (4.30)

    Sunday Sunday: Ross Ohlendorf, RHP (4.82) vs Matt Garza, RHP (4.13)

    Mini Game Preview

    Pirates wOBA
    Jose Tabata .331
    Neil Walker .337
    Andrew McCutchen .361
    Lyle Overbay .333
    Pedro Alvarez .354
    Ryan Doumit .334
    Garrett Jones .332
    Ronny Cedeno .299
    Kevin Correia .175
    Cubs wOBA
    Kosuke Fukudome .342
    Starlin Castro .332
    Marlon Byrd .338
    Aramis Ramirez .350
    Carlos Pena .378
    Geovany Soto .362
    Alfonso Soriano .339
    Darwin Barney .293
    Ryan Dempster .175

    PITCHING

    Starting Pitcher IP/GS FIP
    Kevin Correia 5.67 4.53
    Ryan Dempster 6.23 3.95

    I have a cable company showing up shortly and I’ll be without internet for awhile so I can’t explan this as much as I’d like to so you’re getting the bare minimum of information today. Those are the 2011 ZiPS projections. With that information we can calculate how many runs each team would score against an average lineup. Well, if we add in the bullpens, which for now I’m using a 4.25 FIP for all teams. That will change as the season moves on. Also included is a defensive projection so the expected defensive contribution is included. More importantly than a projected run total today, we can then assign an expected win percentage, or the odds of each team winning today’s game.

    Baseball has 162 games and is often so random so if you think these are going to be accurate or even reflect reality on a daily basis you’re not going to be too happy. These are nothing more than the talent level of the teams on the field. It includes batting, pitching and defense. Basically, if you wanted to make a bet on a baseball game, you’re probably going to bet on the team that is most likely to win. The better team. It depends on the pitching matchups of course, which are included. Today could end up being a 17-13 game. It could be 1-0. I don’t have any idea what it’s going to end up being, but if they did play this game a million times, I’d bet money that the average of these games would look something like below.

    Runs RS RA R
    Pirates 4.49 4.88 4.63
    Cubs 4.47 4.53 4.95

    R is what we would project the final score to resemble over many trials. The Cubs have a significant advantage today and it shows in their win expectancy.

    Win Probability
    Pirates 42.8%
    Cubs 57.2%

    Tomorrow I’ll explain more, but the Cubs should win today. Then again, they should have killed the Pirates last season and instead the Pirates got about 15% of their wins against the Cubs.

    UPDATE @ 8:20 PM: The numbers are off slightly here because of an error in my spreadsheet. I’ll fix the spreadsheet before I post these again. Hopefully I get it fixed before Saturday’s game.

    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
    Berselius

    317 Responses to “Series (and NL Central Team) Preview: Pittsburgh Pirates (0-0) at Chicago Cubs (0-0)”

    1. 1 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]JG- whats your latest SF draft look like?[/quote]
      1. Quinn, DE/OLB, UNC: I think there’s no way Patrick Peterson makes it past No. 6, which is fine because all the good pass-rushing prospects will likely go before pick No. 45.

      2. Dalton, Cooler…err QB, TCU: Sounds like QBs are being overvalued this year. Dalton is a ginger Colt McCoy, but he’ll go a round sooner because of the number of teams looking for QB help.

      3. Kenrick Ellis, NT, Hampton: Fangio will like to have three giant lineman on running downs. Ellis will get PT quickly.

      4. Curtis Marsh, CB, Utah St.: Raw former RB with great instincts. Good size and has made great strides to learn the position.

      4. Kris O’Dowd, C, USC: Good time to continue to fortify the OL.

      I also expect them to take a TE/H-Back on the last day of the draft, as well as OLB Tony Keiser and another QB like TJ Yates.

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    2. 2 dylanj says:

      I have with Von Miller @ 7 and trading up to the NE pick to take Kapernick or whatever his name is

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    3. 3 dylanj says:

      and Alex Smith returns.

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    4. 4 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]I have with Von Miller @ 7 and trading up to the NE pick to take Kapernick or whatever his name is[/quote]
      I’d be fine with Miller. He’s a better OLB prospect than Quinn, but I just have a feeling about Quinn. Also, I don’t think Miller makes it past No. 6.

      If we weren’t running the WCO next year, I’d love to take Kaepernick. I think he’s a better prospect than Newton. I think they’ll take Ponder if they trade up with NE.

      Ponder, Stanzi, Dalton, Gabbert, Devlin and Yates are the best QBs for Harbaugh, imo. That said, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see them find a way to land Jake Locker.

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    5. 5 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      CLE is a likely trade-down team, imo. If Green is gone by No. 6, I think it’s all but certain they move down.

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    6. 6 Hector Villanueva says:

      Should be noted that the Pirates drafted two high upside high school pitchers with their first two picks last year: Jameson Taillon and Stetson Allie. Taillon was considered a clear #2 in the draft behind Harper, and BA had Allie as the #8 overall prospect.

      Apparently the new Pirates organization has changed course from the inept Dave Littlefield as far as drafting high floor college pitchers.

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    7. 7 Berselius says:

      Halladay + Astros offense + cold weather could mean there’s a good chance of a perfect game on the second day of the season.

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    8. 8 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Halladay + Astros offense + cold weather could mean there’s a good chance of a perfect game on the second day of the season.[/quote]
      Are they playing that game in Milwaukee?

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    9. 9 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]Should be noted that the Pirates drafted two high upside high school pitchers with their first two picks last year: Jameson Taillon and Stetson Allie. Taillon was considered a clear #2 in the draft behind Harper, and BA had Allie as the #8 overall prospect.

      Apparently the new Pirates organization has changed course from the inept Dave Littlefield as far as drafting high floor college pitchers.[/quote]
      Good point, HV

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    10. 10 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Halladay + Astros offense + cold weather could mean there’s a good chance of a perfect game on the second day of the season.[/quote]
      Someone I follow on twitter noted that 93% of the action in that game was on the Phillies. Fairly shocking at 13:5 odds.

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    11. 11 Aisle424 says:

      Getting ready for the kick in the balls. I have never been so pessimistic on Opening Day. Thanks, Twitter.

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    12. 12 Rice Cube says:

      Leave it to Brett Myers to ruin Roy Halladay’s perfect game. What an asshole.

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    13. 13 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Halladay + Astros offense + cold weather could mean there’s a good chance of a perfect game on the second day of the season.[/quote]
      (dying laughing), and of course it’s the pitcher who breaks up the no-hitter

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    14. 14 Mish says:

      Because, nothing’s more relevant than Star Wars and tort cases: http://www.abnormaluse.com/2011/04/star-wars-prequels-unreasonably.html

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    15. 15 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing), apparently mlb.com is streaming The Score instead of WGN

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    16. 16 Mish says:

      I don’t have a TV feed yet, but I saw a post on FB that Zambrano was booed during his introduction. Fucking great.

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    17. 17 dylanj says:

      they were doing the ZZZZZ thing not booing

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    18. 18 Berselius says:

      Word is going around the Cardinals twittersphere that Matt Holliday had an emergency appendectomy today. Not sure if serious given April Faget Day. Speaking as someone who had an appendectomy I’d be surprised if it was true because he would have had a tough time playing yesterday.

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    19. 19 Corms says:

      [quote name=Manni Stats]I don’t have a TV feed yet, but I saw a post on FB that Zambrano was booed during his introduction. Fucking great.[/quote]
      There was some scattered booing, but when his name was announced he got the loudest ovation of any player other than Wood.

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    20. 20 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing), TWO hits for Myers against Halladay

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    21. 21 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Corms]There was some scattered booing, but when his name was announced he got the loudest ovation of any player other than Wood.[/quote]
      It was definitely more cheers than boos but the boos were pretty apparent. I was disappointed.

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    22. 22 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]they were doing the ZZZZZ thing not booing[/quote]
      Vuvuzela?

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    23. 23 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius](dying laughing), TWO hits for Myers against Halladay[/quote]
      You can take your DH and shove it.

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    24. 24 dylanj says:

      so did they sell this thing out or not?

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    25. 25 Mish says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]You can take your DH and shove it.[/quote]
      I think it has less to do with the pitcher should be hitting than that the Astros hitters shouldn’t be hitting.

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    26. 26 Mish says:

      Regardless if Zambrano was boo’d, it still stands that the entirety of the Cubs fanbase are fuckwits.

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    27. 27 Corms says:

      Brenly is in mid season bull shit form already.

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    28. 28 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Manni Stats]Regardless if Zambrano was boo’d, it still stands that the entirety of the Cubs fanbase are fuckwits.[/quote]
      Hey, those are real people.

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    29. 29 Mish says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Hey, those are real people.[/quote]
      False.

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    30. 30 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Word is going around the Cardinals twittersphere that Matt Holliday had an emergency appendectomy today. Not sure if serious given April Faget Day. Speaking as someone who had an appendectomy I’d be surprised if it was true because he would have had a tough time playing yesterday.[/quote]
      The StL media guys say it’s no joke, but of course they’d say that if it was a joke…

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    31. 31 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Manni Stats]I think it has less to do with the pitcher should be hitting than that the Astros hitters shouldn’t be hitting.[/quote]
      Ah.

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    32. 32 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Pat Hughes]Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air![/quote].

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    33. 33 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Hey, those are real people.[/quote]Turd.

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    34. 34 mb21 says:

      My spreadsheet has an error in it so those run totals are incorrect. I’ll fix it later today.

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    35. 35 8volumesthick says:

      [quote name=mb21]My spreadsheet has an error in it so those run totals are incorrect. I’ll fix it later today.[/quote]
      Hey mb, spreadsheets don’t play the game!

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    36. 36 Suburban kid says:

      Did they do anything for Ron before the game?

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    37. 37 Rice Cube says:

      Okay, that was pretty good.

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    38. 38 dylanj says:

      nice play by Castro

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    39. 39 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Did they do anything for Ron before the game?[/quote]
      Moment of silence.

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    40. 40 Corms says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Did they do anything for Ron before the game?[/quote]
      Free leg amputations.

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    41. 41 Berselius says:

      Nice, first play of the season showcases Castro’s range

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    42. 42 Rice Cube says:

      McCutchen almost took Dempster out.

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    43. 43 Suburban kid says:

      The audio on my PS3 keeps defaulting to natural ballpark sounds. I kind of like it.

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    44. 44 Berselius says:

      And Pena’s defense on fielding that throw

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    45. 45 Corms says:

      Andrew McCutchen is good at sports.

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    46. 46 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]The audio on my PS3 keeps defaulting to natural ballpark sounds. I kind of like it.[/quote]
      I had it on Pat and Zonk earlier but now I’m just getting Len and Bob

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    47. 47 Lukas says:

      I do like having McCutchen on my fantasy team so far (dying laughing)

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    48. 48 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Corms]Free leg amputations.[/quote]April Faget’s to you too.

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    49. 49 Berselius says:

      Damn, Kosuke took it to the track

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    50. 50 Lukas says:

      I do like having Castro on my fantasy team too (dying laughing)

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    51. 51 dylanj says:

      Castro likes the chaw

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    52. 52 Rice Cube says:

      Picking on Alvarez hahahaha.

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    53. 53 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=dylanj]Castro likes the chaw[/quote]Looks more like Big League Chew.

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    54. 54 Berselius says:

      Baserunning! Cubs lead!

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    55. 55 Suburban kid says:

      There’s his speed.

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    56. 56 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]There’s his average speed.[/quote]
      Fixed

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    57. 57 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Baserunning! Cubs lead![/quote]Remember it. It’s the most runs the Cubs will be worth all season on the bases.

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    58. 58 Berselius says:

      Nice contact by Ramirez, just right at Jones.

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    59. 59 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Nice, first play of the season showcases Castro’s rookie mistakes[/quote].

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    60. 60 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Nice contact by Ramirez, just right at Jones.[/quote]
      Damn you, luck dragon!!!

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    61. 61 dylanj says:

      lets see what pena can do with 3-1

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    62. 62 dylanj says:

      i like having Pena & Soto back to back. Should make the pitchers work.

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    63. 63 Berselius says:

      [quote name=dylanj]i like having Pena & Soto back to back. Should make the pitchers work.[/quote]
      Agreed.

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    64. 64 mb21 says:

      I’d rather Pena and ROY candidate Darwin Barney bat back to back.

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    65. 65 Doogolas says:

      Dempster is working it today.

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    66. 66 Lukas says:

      Did they have the pitch fx on mlb.tv last year?

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    67. 67 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      Do the Cubs play today?

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    68. 68 Xoomwaffle says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Do the Cubs play today?[/quote]
      http://isthereacubsgametoday.com/

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    69. 69 Berselius says:

      This looks like some shitty weather. If the schedulers weren’t morans there would have been an off day after the opener like usual to take care of bad weather days like this.

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    70. 70 dylanj says:

      everyone says the Phillies are good but you couldn’t predict the Astros scoring first

      #shorthops

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    71. 71 Berselius says:

      Okay people, I have to go teach and shit, so none of you talk about the game until I get home in 3-4 hours (dying laughing)

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    72. 72 Mish says:

      ROY!

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    73. 73 dylanj says:

      Ryan Theriot Jr

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    74. 74 Rice Cube says:

      Actually a good at-bat by Barney Rubble.

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    75. 75 Rice Cube says:

      Fuck you, auto-bunt.

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    76. 76 Suburban kid says:

      ROY

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    77. 77 Rice Cube says:

      First TOOTBLAN of the season!

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    78. 78 dylanj says:

      take that ROY away

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    79. 79 Mish says:

      He really is Ryan Theriot.

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    80. 80 Lukas says:

      [quote name=dylanj]take that ROY away[/quote]
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      I had such high hopes.

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    81. 81 8volumesthick says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]First TOOTBLAN of the season![/quote]
      Thrown out by Doumit!

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    82. 82 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=8volumesthick]Thrown out by Doumit![/quote]

      That’s just embarrassing.

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    83. 83 Suburban kid says:

      If you get thrown out by Doumit on a freezing day in the rain, you really shouldn’t be running at all.

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    84. 84 dylanj says:

      ronny cedeno still has a job in baseball. I should have been born a SS

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    85. 85 dylanj says:

      Oh Ricketts keep telling us how the good energy in the clubhouse is going to win games

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    86. 86 8volumesthick says:

      [quote name=dylanj]ronny cedeno still has a job in baseball. I should have been born a SS[/quote]
      cesar izturis is thanking those same stars

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    87. 87 Lukas says:

      Damn Ricketts looks like a kid in the 1950′s with that shitty haircut he sports (dying laughing)

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    88. 88 Rice Cube says:

      Matt Garza looks like he’s freezing his balls off.

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    89. 89 dylanj says:

      there is a guy on our softball team who looks exactly like matt garza

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    90. 90 dylanj says:

      I want Len to ask Tom what being the chairman means/if he is the owner of the team 5 times in a row ala Yellon

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    91. 91 BradleyWoodrum says:

      Hey crackers. How’s the game treating you so far?

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    92. 92 8volumesthick says:

      although the baserunning and offense in general is gonna blow, I’m kinda ok with the defense esp. with Barney at 2nd

      this is sincere, you can tear this comment to bits if you like…

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    93. 93 Hector Villanueva says:

      Dempster looks very sharp today. Throwing a lot of strikes and staying ahead in the count. Good to see.

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    94. 94 dylanj says:

      well i would hope Barney’s glove incredible considering he cant get an OPS over .750 in AAA.

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    95. 95 Rice Cube says:

      Fukudome!!!!

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    96. 96 dylanj says:

      but again, before too long Quade is going to see that Barney can’t hit and DeWitt will be back in there

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    97. 97 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=dylanj]but again, before too long Quade is going to see that Barney can’t hit and DeWitt will be back in there[/quote]
      Is it bad of me to point out that DeWitt also cannot hit?

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    98. 98 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=dylanj]well i would hope Barney’s glove incredible considering he cant get an OPS over .750 in AAA.[/quote]Do not forget: This is the team that willfully employed Aaron Miles.

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    99. 99 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]Do not forget: This is the team that willfully employed Aaron Miles.[/quote]
      BUT MILES HIT .300+ IN STL!!!!

      (part time but whatever)

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    100. 100 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Is it bad of me to point out that DeWitt also cannot hit?[/quote]
      I think all Barney has to do to keep a job is to maintain a wOBA around .310. I’m not sure if he can do it.

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    101. 101 dylanj says:

      i know RC. Our 2nd base options are awful except when Baker is facing a LHP

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    102. 102 Rice Cube says:

      I think if all things being equal, you go with the better defensive 2B and then use Baker against LHP. I’d almost want them to send DeWitt down and give Marquez Smith a chance at 2B but as has been said here by others, there might be something horribly wrong with Smith that they just don’t want to give him that chance yet.

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    103. 103 Mish says:

      C’mon Pena, ex-Ray factor ftw…

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    104. 104 Hector Villanueva says:

      Oy. Just watched the replay of the Barney CS. Pretty sad tumble about 4 feet short of the bag.

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    105. 105 BradleyWoodrum says:

      Let’s go Carlos. Make the NL you bitch.

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    106. 106 dylanj says:

      yeah, i just know that DeWitt has long had a reputation of having a ton of talent but he obviously hasn’t figured it out yet. Whereas I view Barney as living proof that a replacement level player exists

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    107. 107 Rice Cube says:

      1 run is better than 0 runs (dying laughing)

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    108. 108 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=dylanj]yeah, i just know that DeWitt has long had a reputation of having a ton of talent but he obviously hasn’t figured it out yet. Whereas I view Barney as living proof that a replacement level player exists[/quote]
      That’s my opinion as well. Especially given the dearth of options at 2B in the high minors (assuming Smith can’t play), the Cubs should find out if DeWitt is a real option going forward. We all pretty much know that Barney is a utility player at best.

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    109. 109 Xoomwaffle says:

      What the hell is the nasty factor?

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    110. 110 dylanj says:

      huh, i see the Cubs are coming to KC to play. Looks like I can catch a game without going to Chicago

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    111. 111 Hector Villanueva says:

      I am happy that 3 of the Cubs first 6 hitters are legitimately patient guys, and Ramirez isn’t too bad either. If only we could swap Soto and Byrd’s spots in the order.

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    112. 112 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=dylanj]huh, i see the Cubs are coming to KC to play. Looks like I can catch a game without going to Chicago[/quote]And a win no less!

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    113. 113 WaLi says:

      [quote name=Xoomwaffle]What the hell is the nasty factor?[/quote]
      I was wondering the same thing.

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    114. 114 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]Whereas I view Barney as living proof that a replacement level player exists[/quote]
      Is Barney the name of your unicorn?

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    115. 115 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]That’s my opinion as well. Especially given the dearth of options at 2B in the high minors (assuming Smith can’t play), the Cubs should find out if DeWitt is a real option going forward. We all pretty much know that Barney is a utility player at best.[/quote]But he had a great spring.

      That’s all that matters for young players.

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    116. 116 Rice Cube says:

      http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/01/randy-winn-retires-after-13-seasons-in-the-majors/

      Randy Winn went to my high school. Too bad he never got to the postseason, but he was fun to root for.

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    117. 117 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]But he had a great spring.

      That’s all that matters for young players.[/quote]
      Also the magnitude (not direction) of their weight change during the offseason. A large number means they’re going to be way better.

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    118. 118 mb21 says:

      So I’m watching the Cubs as the cable guy is finishing up and Barney gets thrown out. He actually laughs at him for getting thrown out by 86 feet.

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    119. 119 Rice Cube says:

      Dempster is my hero.

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    120. 120 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=SK]

      Rock Hudson, Ann Margret, Charlton Heston, and Liz Phair went to my high school. [/quote]Cool story’d

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    121. 121 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=mb21]So I’m watching the Cubs as the cable guy is finishing up and Barney gets thrown out. He actually laughs at him for getting thrown out by 86 feet.[/quote]EVEN THE CABLE GUY COULD SEE THAT TOOTLBN!

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    122. 122 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Cool story’d[/quote]
      I can’t argue with you today.

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    123. 123 dylanj says:

      shawn- astrobiology has been in the news alot lately. are they keeping you busy?

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    124. 124 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]EVEN THE CABLE GUY COULD SEE THAT TOOTLBN![/quote]He was a Braves fan so he was used to seeing some quality baseball. He didn’t know what this game was.

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    125. 125 mb21 says:

      [quote name=dylanj]shawn- astrobiology has been in the news alot lately. are they keeping you busy?[/quote]Shawn is the reason it’s made the news so much. He’s fucking it up.

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    126. 126 Lukas says:

      [quote name=mb21]He was a Braves fan so he was used to seeing some quality baseball. He didn’t know what this game was.[/quote]
      (dying laughing)

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    127. 127 Suburban kid says:

      Dempster’s career record is 102-102?

      So not an ace.

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    128. 128 Hector Villanueva says:

      I can’t believe how awesome the new MLB gameday is. I love that they have added the replay box on the main screen.

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    129. 129 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]I can’t believe how awesome the new MLB gameday is. I love that they have added the replay box on the main screen.[/quote]
      Isn’t it great? I like the overlay of Wrigley Field in the background for the Cubs game. The lineup setup before first pitch is really nice as well.

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    130. 130 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=dylanj]shawn- astrobiology has been in the news alot lately. are they keeping you busy?[/quote]
      Indeed. It’s been fun, and I’ve learned a lot about public communication of science. But it’s also been incredibly hectic at times, particularly around the time of the “As-based life” press conference.

      The project I’m really excited about at the moment is an astrobiology version of this:
      http://famelab.org/

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    131. 131 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Isn’t it great? I like the overlay of the glorious scoreboard in the background for the Cubs game. The lineup setup before first pitch is really depressing as well.[/quote]
      Fixed.

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    132. 132 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Isn’t it great? I like the overlay of Wrigley Field in the background for the Cubs game. The lineup setup before first pitch is really nice as well.[/quote]
      Yeah. It’s all great. I wonder how long it will be before MLB starts adding advanced stats to their player cards. The Pitch F/X stuff that they already have up their is great.

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    133. 133 dylanj says:

      mlb is going to fuck around and make gameday so cool you dont need mlb.tv

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    134. 134 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=mb21]Shawn is the reason it’s made the news so much. He’s fucking it up.[/quote]
      Well not all the press has been positive………

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    135. 135 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]Fixed.[/quote]
      I see what you did there.

      The GameDay doesn’t do that first slider justice. The view from batters-eye was worth 20 nasty factors.

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    136. 136 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]Yeah. It’s all great. I wonder how long it will be before MLB starts adding advanced stats to their player cards. The Pitch F/X stuff that they already have up their is great.[/quote]
      Anyone know how the “nasty factor” meter works?

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    137. 137 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]Anyone know how the “nasty factor” meter works?[/quote]
      I imagine it’s similar to the Al scale…from Yellon to Pujols.

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    138. 138 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=dylanj]mlb is going to fuck around and make gameday so cool you dont need mlb.tv[/quote]
      MLB is going to make gameday so cool you don’t need shitty season tickets in the last row of the left field bleachers…. oh wait, you don’t need that now.

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    139. 139 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=dylanj]mlb is going to fuck around and make gameday so cool you dont need mlb.tv[/quote]Actually, MLB.tv has improved so much this off season that I no longer need to have a Gameday tab open.

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    140. 140 dylanj says:

      48 on the nasty factor

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    141. 141 Rice Cube says:

      Dempster’s sliders are a thing of beauty.

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    142. 142 Lukas says:

      How the fuck does Cedeno take a walk?

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    143. 143 BradleyWoodrum says:

      Dempster walks Cedeno after an 0-2 start, announces retirement.

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    144. 144 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Lukas]How the fuck does Cedeno take a walk?[/quote]

      It was a really close pitch.

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    145. 145 Rice Cube says:

      The umpire is a bastard.

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    146. 146 Lukas says:

      These are the cubs I remember (dying laughing)

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    147. 147 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=Lukas]These are the cubs I remember (dying laughing)[/quote]Not enough grand slams.

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    148. 148 Suburban kid says:

      Come on Dempster

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    149. 149 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]Not enough grand slams.[/quote]
      This is your fault.

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    150. 150 dylanj says:

      god damn

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    151. 151 shawndgoldman says:

      Cubbed.

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    152. 152 mb21 says:

      season over

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    153. 153 shawndgoldman says:

      D-O-N-E

      (dying laughing)

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    154. 154 mb21 says:

      If you can’t win on opening day, you’re never going to win. 0-162.

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    155. 155 Hector Villanueva says:

      Damn. Optimism doesn’t last 5 innings.

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    156. 156 dylanj says:

      its not over until you get the 5 back rule

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    157. 157 mb21 says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]D-O-N-E

      (dying laughing)[/quote]For real.

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    158. 158 Hector Villanueva says:

      What the hell happened to Dempsters control this inning?

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    159. 159 Suburban kid says:

      That was fucking crushed.

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    160. 160 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]What the hell happened to Dempsters control this inning?[/quote]
      The ump hosed him on a couple of calls but he still shouldn’t have thrown it there. Ick.

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    161. 161 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]What the hell happened to Dempsters control this inning?[/quote]
      It’s the result of Dempster touching himself between innings.

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    162. 162 Lukas says:

      Dempster is too much of a good clubhouse guy. I don’t think that actually happened.

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    163. 163 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]This is your fault.[/quote]I accept the blame entirely.

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    164. 164 BradleyWoodrum says:

      Is it too soon to mention I’m hoping the Cubs crash and burn this year so that Ricketts cleans house?

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    165. 165 dylanj says:

      Patrick Willis joined UFC. Huh

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    166. 166 Rice Cube says:

      I guess we find out now why Kevin Correia is their #1 starter (dying laughing)

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    167. 167 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]Patrick Willis joined UFC. Huh[/quote]
      April Faget’s Day!

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    168. 168 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]Is it too soon to mention I’m hoping the Cubs crash and burn this year so that Ricketts cleans house?[/quote]
      I am not hoping this happens, because I know that it is inevitable.

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    169. 169 Horny Goat says:

      It’s a way of (L)ife

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    170. 170 dylanj says:

      i would pay to watch him do that though.

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    171. 171 BradleyWoodrum says:

      STOP THE PRESSES ER’BODY! Bob Brenly has a good feeling about Starlin Castro!

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    172. 172 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]Is it too soon to mention I’m hoping the Cubs crash and burn this year so that Ricketts cleans house?[/quote]I was hoping that last year after early May, but the Cubs then drafted a 5th rounder in the 1st round, traded half their farm to the Rays for a pitcher who isn’t much better than Randy Wells (if at all), and extended a reliever for 3 years.

      I’m afraid if they lose 100 this year they’ll draft a 10th rounder in the 1st, trade their entire farm system for Kevin Millwood, and sign all the free agent relievers available.

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    173. 173 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]It’s a way of (L)ife[/quote]And you thought staying away all winter would help.

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    174. 174 Rice Cube says:

      WTF James Russell up? They’re giving up already?

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    175. 175 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=mb21]I was hoping that last year after early May, but the Cubs then drafted a 5th rounder in the 1st round, traded half their farm to the Rays for a pitcher who isn’t much better than Randy Wells (if at all), and extended a reliever for 3 years.

      I’m afraid if they lose 100 this year they’ll draft a 10th rounder in the 1st, trade their entire farm system for Kevin Millwood, and sign all the free agent relievers available.[/quote]
      We were also hoping that they’d pursue Chapman.

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    176. 176 Mish says:

      [quote name=mb21]I was hoping that last year after early May, but the Cubs then drafted a 5th rounder in the 1st round, traded half their farm to the Rays for a pitcher who isn’t much better than Randy Wells (if at all), and extended a reliever for 3 years.

      I’m afraid if they lose 100 this year they’ll draft a 10th rounder in the 1st, trade their entire farm system for Kevin Millwood, and sign all the free agent relievers available.[/quote]
      This – I thought last year was the year to do this. I’ve just foudn that the further they tank, the stupider they get.

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    177. 177 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      Are you guys seriously surprised by any of this?

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    178. 178 Rice Cube says:

      Nice try by Soto there.

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    179. 179 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=Manni Stats]This – I thought last year was the year to do this. I’ve just foudn that the further they tank, the stupider they get.[/quote]I pity the next regime’s starting point.

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    180. 180 Snyds01 says:

      so I have a friend that works for the Cardinals that confirmed Holliday is going under the knife, and it was mentioned on WGN radio. so thats something…

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    181. 181 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Are you guys seriously surprised by any of this?[/quote]Not at all. I didn’t expect the Cubs to beat the Pirates.

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    182. 182 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]WTF James Russell up? They’re giving up already?[/quote]You would prefer Samardzija?

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    183. 183 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Snyds01]so I have a friend that works for the Cardinals that confirmed Holliday is going under the knife, and it was mentioned on WGN radio. so thats something…[/quote]The Cardinals are falling apart.

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    184. 184 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]You would prefer Samardzija?[/quote]F7 for closer!

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    185. 185 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]You would prefer Samardzija?[/quote]
      Or Grabow?

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    186. 186 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Are you guys seriously surprised by any of this?[/quote]Of course not.

      I said they’d lose this game 7-2 this morning, and so far I’m not wrong.

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    187. 187 Berselius says:

      ugh

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    188. 188 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]Or Grabow?[/quote]
      Mateo actually. But he is not left-handed.

      (dying laughing)

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    189. 189 Hector Villanueva says:

      Jesus. 4 BB in the last 2 IP. Terrible.

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    190. 190 Corms says:

      Lyon blows a two run ninth inning lead against the Phillies. It’s going to be a season long dogfight for last place between the Cubs and Astros.

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    191. 191 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Corms]Lyon blows a two run ninth inning lead against the Phillies. It’s going to be a season long dogfight for last place between the Cubs and Astros.[/quote]
      You do realize Kevin Correia is the Pirates opening day starter. I wouldn’t count them out of it just yet.

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    192. 192 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=Manni Stats]This – I thought last year was the year to do this. I’ve just foudn that the further they tank, the stupider they get.[/quote]
      This is what we call a runaway feedback.

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    193. 193 Rice Cube says:

      The other Chicago team is beating up a cupcake like they should.

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    194. 194 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]You do realize Kevin Correia is the Pirates opening day starter. I wouldn’t count them out of it just yet.[/quote]Yeah, the Cubs will have to acquire a lot of Jason Marquis to even begin competing with the Pirates loaded roster.

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    195. 195 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Corms]Lyon blows a two run ninth inning lead against the Phillies. It’s going to be a season long dogfight for last place between the Cubs and Astros.[/quote]It wouldn’t surprise me, but I think you have to include the Pirates in that slugfest.

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    196. 196 mb21 says:

      Wrigley isn’t even full. Have people left because of the rain? When was the last time opening day wasn’t packed?

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    197. 197 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]F5 the Cubs![/quote]
      Fixed.

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    198. 198 Corms says:

      [quote name=mb21]It wouldn’t surprise me, but I think you have to include the Pirates in that slugfest.[/quote]
      Yeah, but they’re winning on opening day so that means that they’re good right?

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    199. 199 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]Wrigley isn’t even full. Have people left because of the rain? When was the last time opening day wasn’t packed?[/quote]
      I bet people have fled under the grandstand

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    200. 200 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I bet people have fled under the grandstand[/quote]

      It was packed at the beginning during the anthem and the Santo tribute.

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    201. 201 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I bet people have fled under the grandstand[/quote]
      April baseball really kind of sucks in person.

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    202. 202 Berselius says:

      Wind must be nuts there

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    203. 203 Rice Cube says:

      This might drop Soto down to the #7 spot again :-P

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    204. 204 shawndgoldman says:

      Remember when Soriano was single-handedly carrying the Cubs for about a month or two? That was 2009, right?

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    205. 205 Rice Cube says:

      Kevin Correia has thrown 20 less pitches than Dempster in the same six full innings.

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    206. 206 mb21 says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]Remember when Soriano was single-handedly carrying the Cubs for about a month or two? That was 2009, right?[/quote]No, he wasn’t worthy of being in AAA that season. 2007 and 2008 he did it.

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    207. 207 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Kevin Correia has thrown 20 less pitches than Dempster in the same six full innings.[/quote]
      And almost nothing over 87 mph.

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    208. 208 dylanj says:

      why the fuck is dempster coming back?

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    209. 209 mb21 says:

      This offense is going to get killed by righties all season long. That’s something I’m going to add to the spreadsheet (splits), but it will take a few days. The Cubs suck against righties. No team that actually cares about winning a game against the Cubs would send a lefty to the mound at any point. The Cubs probably wouldn’t even score 4 runs per game.

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    210. 210 Hector Villanueva says:

      Quade with the slow hook here. Not sure what to make of sending Dempster out for the 7th.

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    211. 211 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=dylanj]why the fuck is dempster coming back?[/quote]

      The pitcher was batting first. I’m sure if Tabata gets on, he’s done.

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    212. 212 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=mb21]No, he wasn’t worthy of being in AAA that season. 2007 and 2008 he did it.[/quote]
      But didn’t he start that year off with a month full of game-tying or game-winning HR’s before getting hurt and then having his production collapse?

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    213. 213 mb21 says:

      (dying laughing) Quade is going to leave Demp out there for about 115 pitches in his first start of the season? On the Al Yellon to Al Pujols scale, that’s Al Yellon.

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    214. 214 Berselius says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]But didn’t he start that year off with a month full of game-tying or game-winning HR’s before getting hurt and then having his production collapse?[/quote]
      That sounds right to me. He had a hot April then banged his knee into the BRICK WALL and it affected him for the rest of the season.

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    215. 215 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]But didn’t he start that year off with a month full of game-tying or game-winning HR’s before getting hurt and then having his production collapse?[/quote]
      He had a great end of April and beginning of May last year.

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    216. 216 Rice Cube says:

      Okay, that’s annoying. That first pitch to Walker was the same pitch the ump called a ball in the previous at-bat before the grand slam. I hate umpires.

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    217. 217 mb21 says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]But didn’t he start that year off with a month full of game-tying or game-winning HR’s before getting hurt and then having his production collapse?[/quote]I think he started out hot and did have several game winning hits that April now that I think about it.

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    218. 218 Rice Cube says:

      Ah crap. McCutchen is very good at baseball.

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    219. 219 dylanj says:

      that one is on Quade

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    220. 220 Hector Villanueva says:

      Good lord. Does Quade not have pitch counts in the dugout? This is worse than anything I can remember Piniella doing last year.

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    221. 221 mb21 says:

      I assume that’s it. 114 pitch outing on April 1st. In the cold.

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    222. 222 shawndgoldman says:

      Not an ace.

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    223. 223 BradleyWoodrum says:

      Don’t worry everyone! LOOGY James Russell will surely Grabow this situation into the Cubs history books!

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    224. 224 Suburban kid says:

      One more run and I’m a genius.

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    225. 225 Lukas says:

      (dying laughing)

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    226. 226 Mish says:

      I heart the Cubs awfulness. Comforting, sadly.

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    227. 227 WaLi says:

      Game started off hopeful too… oh well.

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    228. 228 Berselius says:

      Truly indeed this is the beauty of short hops

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    229. 229 mb21 says:

      [quote name=WaLi]Game started off hopeful too… oh well.[/quote]That’s what the Cubs do. They score early and then forget to hit after the first couple innings. It’s quite frustrating to watch.

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    230. 230 dylanj says:

      i can’t wait for $ners first 128 pitch start.

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    231. 231 mb21 says:

      Since she said this is the year, I refer you to all that will happen this year: http://www.thehawkeyestate.net/general-sports/mlb/this-is-the-year.html

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    232. 232 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=dylanj]i can’t wait for $ners first 128 pitch start.[/quote]
      They’ll find a way to blame Dusty for that one.

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    233. 233 WaLi says:

      [quote name=dylanj]i can’t wait for $ners first 128 pitch start.[/quote]
      Baker Quade destroys young pitchers?

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    234. 234 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=dylanj]i can’t wait for $ners first surgery.[/quote].

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    235. 235 Hector Villanueva says:

      And I was all ready to start the Joe Maddon/Mike Quade comparisons…..

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    236. 236 mb21 says:

      Barney bats just like Theriot and he’s just as dirty as Theriot always was. What’s up with little white guys and getting dirty?

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    237. 237 dylanj says:

      cue the clown music

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    238. 238 mb21 says:

      That’s pure heart right there.

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    239. 239 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=dylanj]cue the clown music[/quote]
      GBTS did a great mashup of Yakety Sax and the D’Backs’ fail last year.

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    240. 240 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]And I was all ready to start the Joe Maddon/Mike Quade comparisons…..[/quote]Smartest active manager =/= most talkative MLB manager.

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    241. 241 Suburban kid says:

      Basehit?

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    242. 242 Lukas says:

      [quote name=mb21]Barney bats just like Theriot and he’s just as dirty as Theriot always was. What’s up with little white guys and getting dirty?[/quote]
      Makes it look like they try harder than the clean cut latinos.

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    243. 243 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]Smartest active manager =/= most talkative MLB manager.[/quote]
      I think such a comparison would be insulting to Joe Maddon.

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    244. 244 dylanj says:

      goody, Grabow is going to pitch next inning.

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    245. 245 mb21 says:

      Adam, Tim, Berselius and I are going to be charging you to read our content soon: http://riveraveblues.com/2011/04/introducing-the-rab-paywall-45570/

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    246. 246 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I think such a comparison would be insulting to Joe Maddon.[/quote]
      I was kidding. I did just finish reading that Jonah Keri book though, so I’ve been thinking about Maddon a lot.

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    247. 247 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=dylanj]i can’t wait for $ners first 128 pitch start.[/quote]
      Karma says this will happen when we play the Reds.

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    248. 248 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Lukas]Makes it look like they try harder than the clean cut latinos.[/quote]Speaking as a scrappy white guy who can’t hit, Theriot and Barney know how old white managers think. Clint Hurdle told Len the theme of the season was “attitude and effort — the two things you can control.” All little leaguers know what hustling means to old white coaches. It’s a definite tie breaker when it comes to which crappy player to pick.

      Barney’s problem is that the two guys he’s competing with are also scrappy white guys.

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    249. 249 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]And I was all ready to start the Joe Maddon/Mike Quade comparisons…..[/quote]
      They both love platoons, but only one of them understands how they’re supposed to work.

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    250. 250 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]And I was all ready to start the Joe Maddon/Mike Quade comparisons…..[/quote]
      They both love platoons, but only one of them understands how they’re supposed to work.

      Oops… Too much caffeine, I guess.

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    251. 251 Rice Cube says:

      Actually not a bad AB by Colvin here. He’ll probably strike out but I’m happy with his approach here.

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    252. 252 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Actually not a bad AB by Colvin here. He’ll probably strike out but I’m happy with his approach here.[/quote]

      Ricestradamus!

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    253. 253 mb21 says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]Karma says this will happen when we play the Reds.[/quote]I think it will happen in his next side session.

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    254. 254 Rice Cube says:

      Alright Kosuke!

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    255. 255 mb21 says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]They both love platoons, but only one of them understands how they’re supposed to work.[/quote](dying laughing) of all the things the Cubs have done in my life, I can’t help but wonder if the two same-sided platoons is the dumbest yet.

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    256. 256 mb21 says:

      I wouldn’t be surprised if it took Grabow 116 pitches to get out of the 9th inning.

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    257. 257 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21](dying laughing) of all the things the Cubs have done in my life, I can’t help but wonder if the two same-sided platoons is the dumbest yet.[/quote]
      The 2B “platoon” seems almost by necessity though because DeWitt was so putrid this spring.

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    258. 258 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=mb21](dying laughing) of all the things the Cubs have done in my life, I can’t help but wonder if the two same-sided platoons is the dumbest yet.[/quote]
      Agreed. They’ve done plenty of stupid, stupid things. But usually there’s just a bad reason behind it, or a reason that is greatly outweighed by something they didn’t consider or undervalued. In this case, I can’t even come up with a bad reason to do it.

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    259. 259 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=mb21]Adam, Tim, Berselius and I are going to be charging you to read our content soon: http://riveraveblues.com/2011/04/introducing-the-rab-paywall-45570//quote
      That’s pretty shocking for an independent blog to start charging for content. I can’t imagine that’s going to go over very well.

      I would pay to have Al start charging for BCB. Especially if it was $10.

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    260. 260 dylanj says:

      Happy April Fagets day!

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    261. 261 Rice Cube says:

      I’d be happy with a three-run homer right about now.

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    262. 262 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]That’s pretty shocking for an independent blog to start charging for content. I can’t imagine that’s going to go over very well.

      I would pay to have Al start charging for BCB. Especially if it was $10.[/quote]
      And I’m a total moron. Damn Faget’s Day.

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    263. 263 dylanj says:

      Damn. He just missed that

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    264. 264 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I’d be happy with a three-run homer right about now.[/quote]
      So close…

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    265. 265 dylanj says:

      i thought he had it off the bat

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    266. 266 Hector Villanueva says:

      How does Barney manage to get so dirty. That’s uncanny.

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    267. 267 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=dylanj]i thought he had it off the bat[/quote]
      Pat’s amazing. He had the perfect tone for that right off the bat.

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    268. 268 Mish says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]Pat’s amazing. He had the perfect tone for that right off the bat.[/quote]
      Agreed. You can always tell and he appeared to be spot on.

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    269. 269 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      Guys, this Titanic is sinking. Are you going to be loyal and die or be smart and abandon ship.

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    270. 270 BradleyWoodrum says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Guys, this Titanic is sinking. Are you going to be loyal and die or be smart and abandon ship.[/quote]What if we never got on board?

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    271. 271 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Guys, this Titanic is sinking. Are you going to be loyal and die or be smart and abandon ship.[/quote]I’m going to be lazy and bitter.

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    272. 272 dylanj says:

      have i mentioned that grabow is my least favorite cub on the roster. He is my 2011 version of Jason Marquis

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    273. 273 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Brad at Cubs Stats]What if we never got on board?[/quote]
      Then I wasn’t fucking talking to you, faget.

      April Fool’s!

      My real response would have been: “I don’t know.”

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    274. 274 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=dylanj]have i mentioned that grabow is my least favorite cub on the roster. He is my 2011 version of Jason Marquis[/quote]
      Mine is a tie between Grabow and Hill.

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    275. 275 Rice Cube says:

      Bad day for Soto.

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    276. 276 BradleyWoodrum says:

      Samardzija in the 9th! I called it! He’s the new closer!

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    277. 277 Rice Cube says:

      I think I would’ve liked Barney more if he had struck out swinging and dove to the ground and gotten even more dirty than he already was.

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    278. 278 Suburban kid says:

      It seems like Barney’s been up 50 times in this game.

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    279. 279 Suburban kid says:

      Does Barney look a little bit Asian, or am I just racist?

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    280. 280 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Does Barney look a little bit Asian, or am I just racist?[/quote]
      He is a bit squinty.

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    281. 281 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Does Barney look a little bit Asian, or am I just racist?[/quote]That’s probably because he’s very Asian.

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    282. 282 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=GBTS]That’s probably because he’s very Asian.[/quote]So, it’s because I’m a dumbass. Got it.

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    283. 283 Rice Cube says:

      Castro has really good range.

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    284. 284 Rice Cube says:

      Darwin Barney has Japanese and Korean heritage.

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    285. 285 Suburban kid says:

      In my defense, “Darwin Barney” sounds more Appalachian than Asian.

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    286. 286 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Darwin Barney has face-saving heritage.[/quote].

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    287. 287 GBTS says:

      Nice little day for Neil Walker. I think he might break out this year.

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    288. 288 Rice Cube says:

      Mark Riggins out to tell F7 to throw a fucking strike.

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    289. 289 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Grabow: 14 pitches, 6 strikes.
      F7: 15 pitches, 6 strikes.

      I’m glad I missed this game.

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    290. 290 Rice Cube says:

      That would’ve been four runs in cricket.

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    291. 291 Rice Cube says:

      Castro —> dinner

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    292. 292 Lukas says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Castro —> dinner[/quote]
      I don’t know, he didn’t hit 3 homers soo…..

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    293. 293 cdw says:

      [quote name=shawndgoldman]Well not all the press has been positive………[/quote]
      I’m assuming you are referring to incorporation of arsenic into DNA. That has been getting a lot of heat. Great claims require great science. Still love that paper despite the critisms. It sets up new research nicely.

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    294. 294 BradleyWoodrum says:

      Marlon Byrd swings at the first two pitches. How surprising.

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    295. 295 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Castro —> Marlon Byrd’s dinner[/quote].

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    296. 296 Suburban kid says:

      Cunts lose.

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    297. 297 shawndgoldman says:

      [quote name=cdw]I’m assuming you are referring to incorporation of arsenic into DNA. That has been getting a lot of heat. Great claims require great science. Still love that paper despite the critisms. It sets up new research nicely.[/quote]
      That’s pretty much my take on the matter.

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    298. 298 GBTS says:

      Fire Quade.

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    299. 299 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Hector Villanueva]How does Barney manage to get so dirty. That’s uncanny.[/quote]The only player that I have ever seen get that dirty is Ryan Theriot and Theriot was like that every fucking day.

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    300. 300 Rice Cube says:

      At least one Chicago team knows how to score runs today. 15-7!

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    301. 301 cdw says:

      When I googled “pigpen baseball” I didn’t expect this gif. Is F7 scrappy?

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    302. 302 cdw says:

      I guess that was from Cubbie Julie’s site. (dying laughing) They used the wrong cub.

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    303. 303 mb21 says:

      [quote name=cdw]When I googled “pigpen baseball” I didn’t expect this gif. Is F7 scrappy?[/quote]There’s anti-seizure medicine and then there’s pro-seizure medicine. (dying laughing)

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    304. 304 shawndgoldman says:

      I’m heading out, but don’t worry I’m too upset to eat my dinner.

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    305. 305 cdw says:

      “Another spring, summer, and fall out the fucking window,” Ramirez said as several of his teammates, coaches, and team chairman Tom Ricketts nodded their heads in agreement. “I don’t even know why we’re here. Seriously, Ryan [Dempster], why are you here right now? Kosuke [Fukudome], what do you expect to get out of all this? Kerry [Wood], that you came back to this team after playing for the New York Yankees makes me fucking sick to my stomach for you and your family.

      (dying laughing)

      http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/chicago-cubs-cant-believe-theyre-doing-this-again,19870/

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    306. 306 Berselius says:

      Re: Holliday’s appendectomy

      The video cannot be shown at the moment. Please try again later.

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    307. 307 Suburban kid says:

      114 pitches?

      His last start he threw 73. Fucking hell, the veterans are running this team.

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    308. 308 Suburban kid says:

      If anyone was thinking of getting a PS3 just to watch MLB.TV, there are other options that are a lot cheaper like getting a Roku or Apple TV box.

      I just realized I can get in on my Apple TV in the living room, and the picture is even better than using the PS3.

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    309. 309 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]If anyone was thinking of getting a PS3 just to watch MLB.TV, there are other options that are a lot cheaper like getting a Roku or Apple TV box.

      I just realized I can get in on my Apple TV in the living room, and the picture is even better than using the PS3.[/quote]
      Is MLB.tv free on PS3? The only real reason I’d get a PS3 is to play “The Show.” Otherwise I’m perfectly content with my Xbox 360 games.

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    310. 311 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Is MLB.tv free on PS3? [/quote]No.

      Except in April because of a Volvo promotion, I think MLB.TV is free on all platforms for the whole month.

      As one of MLB.TV’s best customers, I’m very angry about this.

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    311. 312 Rice Cube says:

      I’d buy MLB.tv but the Cubs would probably always get blacked out anyway.

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    312. 313 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]114 pitches?

      His last start he threw 73. Fucking hell, the veterans are running this team.[/quote]Out of curiosity, how many did he throw in the previous start? SP’s usually let off a little bit in that final start. Regardless, 114 pitches on opening day is absurd unless you’re throwing a no-hitter.

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    313. 314 AndCounting says:

      Cubs lose.

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    314. 315 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Mike Quade just sent Dempster back out to the mound at an empty Wrigley to throw 114 cool down pitches.

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    315. 316 Berselius says:

      [quote name=AndCounting]Cubs lose.[/quote]
      It’s what they do.

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