You have to figure that if the Bulls can ever actually hit a two-foot shot, their chances for victory go way up. We’ll see what happens.
For now let’s give it up for Chris Bosh for not being totally irrelevant in this series.
Her-cu-les! Her-cu-les!
All of the United States Except Miami vs. Miami – Game 4
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I would be happy to see the Bulls win.
(dying laughing) at the Bosh caption. I second the “hit a two foot shot” analysis. Bulls FG% has been so bad the past two games. If they can decide to not shot the ball like Koyie Hill then they will win this game.
(dying laughing) @ Wade blowing the dunk
Boozer with a steal? Unpossible. Bulls getting out on the break is so key.
LeBron misses on the drive to the basket so it’s an automatic foul on Deng. Miami doesn’t need the refs help.
[quote name=melissa]LeBron misses on the drive to the basket so it’s an automatic foul on Deng. Miami doesn’t need the refs help.[/quote]
Did Deng breathe on him?
Derrick Rose is like a pogo stick.
We haven’t seen as much pogo action since he sprained that ankle but I think he’s going to give a great effort tonight in a must win situation.
[quote name=Rice Cube]Did Deng breathe on him?[/quote]
Whatever contact may have occurred it didn’t cause him to miss the layup. They never replayed it so I never saw much contact at full speed.
Watson follows up a turnover with giving up a 3 to Chalmers. He shouldn’t be long for this game if this continues.
Korver just tried to rape Chalmers (dying laughing)
It’s too bad Korver didn’t do that to LeBron when he was out on the break in the last game.
Chalmers may die tonight. Hard fouls.
Somebody better take Chalmers’ ass out if he’s going to drive to the basket like that.
I thought Boozer did a pretty good job of reminding Chalmers that he was there.
I think Taj is the one that put the body on Chalmers on his last drive.
[quote name=melissa]I think Taj is the one that put the body on Chalmers on his last drive.[/quote]
Oh you’re right. I thought Boozer was in the vicinity though.
They need to get Rose back in the game.
That was an ugly sequence.
[quote name=Rice Cube]Oh you’re right. I thought Boozer was in the vicinity though.[/quote]
(dying laughing) For once Boozer actually was in the vicinity of the defensive play.
I like that Rose is driving but he has nobody to dish to it seems.
So many momentum shifts!
[quote name=Rice Cube]I like that Rose is driving but he has nobody to dish to it seems.[/quote]
People have to move to an open spot and he has to hit them. Korver has to stop turning it over.
LeBron has made a couple dumb turnovers himself here.
Bulls transition game is very good, taking advantage of said turnovers.
That Rose dunk was very very cool.
DRose is starting to feel it now. Taking it to the hole with authority. He has to keep doing that, time and again.
Wish the Bulls would have gotten a shot off on that last play. Rose needs to pass sooner when that double team is coming or else take off.
Rose has no help on this team. None. Everyone just stands around and watches him.
It’s very surprising considering that Chicago is supposed to be the deeper team here.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Rose has no help on this team. None. Everyone just stands around and watches him.[/quote]
Nothing pisses me off more than watching guys stand around on offense. MOVE
Noah has come to play tonight and that’s a good thing. His defense and 2nd chance offensive rebounds are huge.
[quote name=melissa]Noah has come to play tonight and that’s a good thing. His defense and 2nd chance offensive rebounds are huge.[/quote]Yep. Need some offense out of him, too, though, since Boozer looks more interested in a seat on the sidelines.
Bibby and Bosh are fucking weak sauce.
Deng has Bibby on him and instead of taking him to the block or basket he shoots a fade away 17 footer? Dumb
How many times is DWade going to get fucking PWNED this series? (dying laughing)
Thibs needs to get Taj in for Noah
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]How many times is DWade going to get fucking PWNED this series? (dying laughing)[/quote]
Wade has been chucking up bricks right and left. Bulls have guarded him well but even when he gets an open look it’s like he doesn’t know what to do.
And the whistle bonanza begins for Prince James and the Thou Shalt Not Touches
Stop breathing on the Heat, Bulls!
Heat won’t go away.
I hate when TNT shrinks the game to 1/3 the size to show an interview or some stupid stat. Annoying
[quote name=melissa]Wade has been chucking up bricks right and left. Bulls have guarded him well but even when he gets an open look it’s like he doesn’t know what to do.[/quote]Sure he knows what to do — he’ll just jump straight into the defender and draw the foul. That might be my least favorite call…
Really? LeBron picks up the ball at the top of the key does a 360 and 20 steps yet no travel? Please. Weak.
Good point Uncle Dave, if they don’t go up in the air on Wade’s pump fakes he’s really screwed. He’s been bailed out on that a million times. Now the refs step in to try and give the game to the Heat.
Nobody gets called for traveling in the NBA, Melissa.
After that flop, for all time, I dub KIng James, Laimbeer James
They’ve actually started to call the more blatant travels and that was certainly one. However, I don’t expect a single call to go against James when the refs are trying to get his team back in the game.
Hit a fucking jumper, Ashton.
No bail out that time.
LeBron tells the official to blow the whistle, and he does. Tim Donaghey applauds.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]LeBron tells the official to blow the whistle, and he does. Tim Donaghey applauds.[/quote]
Isn’t that the truth.
No moving screen calls anymore?
Heat have shot a shit load more free throws tonight.
What the Hell, Haslem just sodomized Brwer in an attempt to set a screen for LeBron. BS
Heat = 27 free throws.
Bulls = 11 free throws.
Attempts, not makes.
Oooh, Bulls = more free throws. How’d that happen?
[quote name=Rice Cube]Heat = 27 free throws.
Bulls = 11 free throws.
Attempts, not makes.[/quote]
Just as I suspected a shitload more. (dying laughing)
Just let these clowns shoot. Gah.
And 1? Please?
Flagrant?!
Flagrant flop!
Awesome steal by Deng
Charge eh.
[quote name=Rice Cube]Charge eh.[/quote]
That’s a bullshit call because they would never call it at the other end. He stepped in under Noah.
LeBron can waltz into the lane at will.
I’m pretty sure that time it was a foul though.
Ronnie Brewer looks like young Forest Whitaker.
This was much closer than expected.
[quote name=Rice Cube]Ronnie Brewer looks like young Forest Whitaker.[/quote]
Fast Times at Ridgemont High? (dying laughing)
Rose to the hoop for the foul.
The Heat point guards so pathetic that LBJ has to run point? (dying laughing)
fucking in n out, and why did Rose have to miss 1 of 2 FT
[quote name=Horny Goat]fucking in n out, and why did Rose have to miss 1 of 2 FT[/quote]
It’s the beauty of tough bounces, HG.
this is brutally intense. I don’t see a happy ending
charge!!!!!!
About fucking time they called LBJ for that elbow push-off.
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
Charge!
Bulls can hold for last shot now.
of course we go OT
OT *gasp*
Everybody standing around watching Rose. Terrible play. They should have been screening to get someone open. It’s really easy for the defender to guard a guy that’s standing still.
beer me
[quote name=melissa]Everybody standing around watching Rose. Terrible play. They should have been screening to get someone open. It’s really easy for the defender to guard a guy that’s standing still.[/quote]
right on
I don’t understand that last play, they didn’t screen for Derrick and they didn’t screen to get anyone open off the ball either. That’s so stupid especially when you know LBJ is matching up on derrick.
it’s the pessimist in me, but letting miami go OT is not good.
Miami’s big guns are in foul trouble so that isn’t necessarily a bad thing if the Bulls keep trying to drive the ball.
how many shot clock violations will the bulls have in this series?
[quote name=Rice Cube]Miami’s big guns are in foul trouble so that isn’t necessarily a bad thing if the Bulls keep trying to drive the ball.[/quote]
do it then
Miami has much better ball movement.
How can they be fatigued? They’ve had three days off in between games!
Ruh roh.
Great lead block by Haslem for Bosh’s jumper
Huge unlikely 3 by Brewer and Wade finally does something. That figures
Not dead yet!
Making your fucking free throws boozer, you idiot
Wow, Miami actually has bench points today.
ugh, they call ‘em free throws for a reason
[quote name=Rice Cube]Wow, Miami actually has bench points today.[/quote]
Courtesy of Mike Miller
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
WTF was that?
The Bulls execute that side lines out of bounds play poorly every time and that turnover might have cost them any chance of winning this game
Wait what? James pushed Rose, Rose gets foul. Huh?
that’s it. Could’ve won it regulation
[quote name=Horny Goat]that’s it. Should’vewon it regulation[/quote]
Ridiculous.
Miami are going to get massacred by Dallas.
Unless Joey Crawford refs the games.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Miami are going to get massacred by Dallas.
Unless Joey Crawford refs the games.[/quote]
After watching the officiating in this game tonight there’s no doubt in my mind that the NBA wants James in the finals.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Miami are going to get massacred by Dallas.
Unless Joey Crawford refs the games.[/quote]
I dunno MO. Dallas can’t play defense for shit.
Miami is in full fuck-you mode now.
Thibs should have had Thomas in his big man rotation tonight. His guys are gassed. Losing Asik from their rotation hurt.
[quote name=Rice Cube]I dunno MO. Dallas can’t play defense for shit.[/quote]That might aid them. You can’t try and defend the Heat, or you get a whistle.
I think I will root for Dallas. All hail Jason Kidd.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore;_ylt=Am2fczvX2HvefhbqlGd5BXQ5nYcB?gid=2011052414
Chicago shot horribly overall. The refs didn’t help either. Ick.
[quote name=Rice Cube]http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore;_ylt=Am2fczvX2HvefhbqlGd5BXQ5nYcB?gid=2011052414
Chicago shot horribly overall. The refs didn’t help either. Ick.[/quote]Bulls played like ass all of the last 3 games. At both ends. Sometimes you get the calls you deserve…
[quote name=Rice Cube]http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore;_ylt=Am2fczvX2HvefhbqlGd5BXQ5nYcB?gid=2011052414
Chicago shot horribly overall. The refs didn’t help either. Ick.[/quote]
There were plenty of times that the Bulls were fouled on shots and it wasn’t called that hampers your shooting percentage. The Heat don’t need any help but they got lots of it tonight.
[quote name=melissa]There were plenty of times that the Bulls were fouled on shots and it wasn’t called that hampers your shooting percentage. The Heat don’t need any help but they got lots of it tonight.[/quote]
I expect them to complain about this in the postgame.
[quote name=Rice Cube]I expect them to complain about this in the postgame.[/quote]Not a chance. The league does not take that kind of thing lightly, and they’re already in hot water with the league for Noah’s idiocy.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Not a chance. The league does not take that kind of thing lightly, and they’re already in hot water with the league for Noah’s idiocy.[/quote]
Really? Phil Jackson does it all the time, but I guess he can afford all the $25000 fines (dying laughing)