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  • Welcome Theo: Sometimes a Dancing GIF is Worth a Thousand Words

    Theo is here!

                    

    This could go on all day, and probably will.


    210 Responses to “Welcome Theo: Sometimes a Dancing GIF is Worth a Thousand Words”

    1. 1 mb21 says:

      (dying laughing)

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    2. 2 WaLi says:

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    3. 3 binky says:

      I don’t know, the sources cited in that article on Kenny were a priest who met him once and rival execs. The one person they found who would comment that had anything to do with the Cubs liked him. I think he’s just a business guy who does a good job at business things. I don’t think he’s going to interfere with Theo.

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    4. 4 mb21 says:

      I’m all for penalizing teams more for the IBB: http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/double_walk_to_replace_ibb/

      I really like the double walk idea. IBB results in batter getting 2nd base. I also wouldn’t mind the traditional single walk, but start the next batter at 2-0. Any other ideas?

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    5. 5 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’m all for penalizing teams more for the IBB: http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/double_walk_to_replace_ibb/

      I really like the double walk idea. IBB results in batter getting 2nd base. I also wouldn’t mind the traditional single walk, but start the next batter at 2-0. Any other ideas?[/quote]How do you decide what walk is intentional, then?

      You just have the catcher stay behind the plate and have the pitcher place 4 fastballs outside. Who is to say he just doesn’t have bad control?

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    6. 6 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’m all for penalizing teams more for the IBB: http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/double_walk_to_replace_ibb/

      I really like the double walk idea. IBB results in batter getting 2nd base. I also wouldn’t mind the traditional single walk, but start the next batter at 2-0. Any other ideas?[/quote]Who would make the decision of whether or not a walk was “intentional?”

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    7. 7 GBTS says:

      Shut up, Aisley.

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    8. 8 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]How do you decide what walk is intentional, then?

      You just have the catcher stay behind the plate and have the pitcher place 4 fastballs outside. Who is to say he just doesn’t have bad control?[/quote]Any 4-pitch walk or 1 pitch HBP. Using the 4-pitch walk and enforcing the penalty would unfortunately enforce a penalty when one shouldn’t be, but most of the time pitchers don’t walk guys on 4 pitches.

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    9. 9 binky says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]How do you decide what walk is intentional, then?

      You just have the catcher stay behind the plate and have the pitcher place 4 fastballs outside. Who is to say he just doesn’t have bad control?[/quote]Any 4-0 walk.

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    10. 10 Aisle424 says:

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    11. 11 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Who would make the decision of whether or not a walk was “intentional?”[/quote]You have to have other rules like I mentioned above. Tango suggested something like this:

      Of course, you’re going to have to tie this in with a change to hit batter, as you don’t want to avoid the 4-0 walk by plunking the batter. Therefore, a hit batter (or perhaps a no-strike hit batter) counts the same as a 4-0 walk.

      That makes enough sense for me. We live in the 21st century. I’m sure we can figure something out. (dying laughing)

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    12. 12 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]Any 4-pitch walk or 1 pitch HBP. Using the 4-pitch walk and enforcing the penalty would unfortunately enforce a penalty when one shouldn’t be, but most of the time pitchers don’t walk guys on 4 pitches.[/quote]Marmol just became worthless.

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    13. 13 Rice Cube says:

      What’s to prevent a crazy situation like an unintentional 4-0 walk putting a man on second, then another unintentional 4-0 walk basically driving in that run with a ground-rule double walk?

      I guess I’ll answer my own question with a “Major League” quote: “Better teach that kid some control before he kills somebody.”

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    14. 14 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]What’s to prevent a crazy situation like an unintentional 4-0 walk putting a man on second, then another unintentional 4-0 walk basically driving in that run with a ground-rule double walk?

      I guess I’ll answer my own question with a “Major League” quote: “Better teach that kid some control before he kills somebody.”[/quote]If a runner is on 2nd when a guy is walked, he moves to 3rd.

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    15. 15 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]If a runner is on 2nd when a guy is walked, he moves to 3rd.[/quote]It might shift the emphasis away from power arms and more towards control guys. Actually, that might not be so bad.

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    16. 16 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]If a runner is on 2nd when a guy is walked, he moves to 3rd.[/quote]Okay, so if the pitcher has really shitty control, does the next 4-0 walk result in men at 2B and 3B with a run scored, or do they just load the bases? (dying laughing)

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    17. 17 binky says:

      HUZZAH!

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    18. 19 mb21 says:

      I kinda like seeing Theo sitting in front of a bunch of Cubs logos. (dying laughing)

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    19. 20 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]I kinda like seeing Theo sitting in front of a bunch of Cubs logos. (dying laughing)[/quote]And Nuveen Investments?

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    20. 21 mb21 says:

      [quote name=josh]And Nuveen Investments?[/quote]That’s the most exciting part about it.

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    21. 22 binky says:

      RICKETTS HAS HIS EYE ON YOU MO!

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    22. 23 mb21 says:

      I was wrong about Kenney.

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    23. 24 GBTS says:

      If every 4 pitch walk results in 2 bases, every 3 pitch strikeout should be 2 outs. Makes just as much sense.

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    24. 25 WaLi says:

      [quote name=mb21]I was wrong about Kenney.[/quote]what was said? just tuned in.

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    25. 26 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]I was wrong about Kenney.[/quote]Too much praise?

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    26. 27 Rice Cube says:

      Also, what prevents a manager and his battery from trying to work around the rule by pitching around, then firing a 3-0 strike, then chucking a ball into the dirt to set up a one-base intentional unintentional walk?

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    27. 28 binky says:

      He said the deal couldn’t have gotten done without Kenny. Theo also mentioned him.

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    28. 29 ACT says:

      Tom Rickets claims the Cubs have the best ballpark in baseball. ( I accidntally posted this in Unobstructed Views first. Oops.)

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    29. 30 GBTS says:

      [quote name=WaLi]what was said? just tuned in.[/quote]Ricketts said, and I quote, “Crane is a fucking asshole who fucks up everything he touches, and is a worthless asset to this organization.”

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    30. 31 ACT says:

      [quote name=mb21]
      I also wouldn’t mind the traditional single walk, but start the next batter at 2-0. /quote]
      Yuck. Give the next batter artificially boosted numbers? No thanks.

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    31. 32 Rice Cube says:

      Baseball is best of all when you win.

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    32. 33 WaLi says:

      “Baseball is best of all when you win. That is why I am here today” – Theo

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    33. 34 ACT says:

      [quote name=mb21]Any 4-pitch walk or 1 pitch HBP. Using the 4-pitch walk and enforcing the penalty would unfortunately enforce a penalty when one shouldn’t be, but most of the time pitchers don’t walk guys on 4 pitches.[/quote]http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=18035695&topic_id=&c_id=sf&tcid=vpp_copy_18035695&v=3

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    34. 35 work sucks says:

      my piece of shit PC doesn’t have sound at work…anyone care to summarize important statements?

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    35. 36 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Baseball is best of all when you win.[/quote][quote name=WaLi]“Baseball is best of all when you win. That is why I am here today” – Theo[/quote]This should be repeated for eternity.

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    36. 37 GBTS says:

      [quote name=work sucks]my piece of shit PC doesn’t have sound at work…anyone care to summarize important statements?[/quote]“I guarantee seven rings, and World Series tickets will be $10 for non-season ticket holders.”

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    37. 38 ACT says:

      [quote name=work sucks]my piece of shit PC doesn’t have sound at work…anyone care to summarize important statements?[/quote]Theo kind of likes the idea of winning.

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    38. 39 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Also, what prevents a manager and his battery from trying to work around the rule by pitching around, then firing a 3-0 strike, then chucking a ball into the dirt to set up a one-base intentional unintentional walk?[/quote]Nothing other than firing that strike on a 3-0 count.

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    39. 40 binky says:

      [quote name=work sucks]my piece of shit PC doesn’t have sound at work…anyone care to summarize important statements?[/quote]Theo wants to build a model for sustained success with a unified vision in player development, scouting, and a mix of objective data and subjective data along with any other competitive advantage on the MLB level.

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    40. 41 WaLi says:

      [quote name=work sucks]my piece of shit PC doesn’t have sound at work…anyone care to summarize important statements?[/quote]Basically saying everything you would want to here. Winning is important, won’t win the WS tomorrow, it will take time. Need to build the best farm system, constantly work to improve, need to grind way to the top, will be a lot of work.

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    41. 42 work sucks says:

      [quote name=ACT]Theo kind of likes the idea of winning.[/quote]meh, i’m 50-50 on it

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    42. 43 GBTS says:

      “We’re going to grind our way to the top.”

      Uh-oh….

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    43. 44 WaLi says:

      Fuck just lost feed.

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    44. 45 GBTS says:

      PLEASE let Yellon be there asking questions.

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    45. 46 mb21 says:

      Red Sox Way ————> Cubs Way

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    46. 47 binky says:

      [quote name=GBTS]PLEASE let Yellon be there asking questions.[/quote]“Who….owns the Cubs now that Theo is president?”

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    47. 48 GW says:

      [quote name=work sucks]my piece of shit PC doesn’t have sound at work…anyone care to summarize important statements?[/quote]
      theo believes in strategic repetition as an oratory technique

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    48. 49 Rice Cube says:

      Phil Rogers!!!! With an actual good question!

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    49. 50 GBTS says:

      “Hi Theo, Paul Sullivan, Chicago Tribune – do you plan on removing Jim Hendry from the GM position?”

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    50. 51 work sucks says:

      holy shit, first question was about Cuey? wft chicago media

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    51. 52 work sucks says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Phil Rogers!!!! With an actual good question![/quote]which was?

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    52. 53 binky says:

      [quote name=work sucks]holy shit, first question was about Cuey? wft chicago media[/quote]Inquiring minds want to know!

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    53. 54 binky says:

      [quote name=work sucks]which was?[/quote]What were you thinking about the Cubs draft as it was happening?

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    54. 55 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=work sucks]which was?[/quote]He wanted to know if the Cubs spending so much in the draft and having a good investment and dedication to the draft played a key role in Theo wanting to come here.

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    55. 56 Rice Cube says:

      Theo speaks very well.

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    56. 57 work sucks says:

      ahh, that is a good question Phil! wonder who emailed that one to him?

      what did Epstein say to that one?

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    57. 58 ACT says:

      I don’t like IBB’s much, but I’m also not crazy about the rules changes, either. Of the proposals I’ve heard, the option of having the batter decline is probably the best, though I’m not sure it wouldn’t do more harm than good.

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    58. 59 binky says:

      [quote name=work sucks]ahh, that is a good question Phil! wonder who emailed that one to him?

      what did Epstein say to that one?[/quote]He remembered remarking that they thought the Cubs were finally getting it. Model for sustained success etc.

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    59. 60 binky says:

      Kaplan wanted to know how you change the culture. Theo all but said “Buy into my vision or there’s the door.” Sweet.

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    60. 61 Rice Cube says:

      Theo is navigating the Chicago gauntlet of media buffoons pretty well.

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    61. 62 mb21 says:

      [quote name=ACT]I don’t like IBB’s much, but I’m also not crazy about the rules changes, either. Of the proposals I’ve heard, the option of having the batter decline is probably the best, though I’m not sure it wouldn’t do more harm than good.[/quote]I’m perfectly OK with doing more harm than good. As the current rule is set up, it’s quite clear it doesn’t prevent manaers from IBBing hitters. Make it more costly.

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    62. 63 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’m perfectly OK with doing more harm than good. As the current rule is set up, it’s quite clear it doesn’t prevent manaers from IBBing hitters. Make it more costly.[/quote]Easy. Instead of putting more stipulations on the walk itself, subtract an out. If there are no outs, give them four outs instead of three to work with. Go ahead then, walk my player, bitch.

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    63. 64 mb21 says:

      I like that idea, RC.

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    64. 65 ACT says:

      Theo on state of Cubs: “There’s a gap between where we are and where we want to be.” That’s a nice way of putting it.

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    65. 66 ACT says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’m perfectly OK with doing more harm than good. As the current rule is set up, it’s quite clear it doesn’t prevent manaers from IBBing hitters. Make it more costly.[/quote]By “doing more harm than good” I meant “making the game less enjoyable.”

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    66. 67 Rice Cube says:

      Nice of Theo to be diplomatic about the compensation issue.

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    67. 68 Smokestack Lightning says:

      Hard to get anything concrete from this other than philosophy (which is music to me ears), but it sure sounds like the Cubs will be dropping some serious cash this offseason.

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    68. 69 GBTS says:

      “Barry Rozner, Daily Herald. I’m going to ask that Theo listen to my question, then answer in writing so it can only be read by subscribers.”

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    69. 70 mb21 says:

      [quote name=ACT]By “doing more harm than good” I meant “making the game less enjoyable.”[/quote]I don’t know about that. You’d see less walks and fewer times teams would choose to pitch to the inferior hitter. That seems good to me.

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    70. 71 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Smokestack Lightning]Hard to get anything concrete from this other than philosophy (which is music to me ears), but it sure sounds like the Cubs will be dropping some serious cash this offseason.[/quote]That’s what I’m getting out of this too.

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    71. 72 binky says:

      [quote name=ACT]By “doing more harm than good” I meant “making the game less enjoyable.”[/quote]I don’t hate IBB’s because they seem to put more pressure on the pitcher, but I do hate that sequence of IBB the #8 hitter and watching the pitcher flail at some breaking balls. To me that’s one of the most boring sequences in baseball. If the DH or an IBB penalty elminates that, I’m for it. Adding an out might do that. What if the opposing manager got to choose whether the next player hit or the one after. Like if you IBB the #8, the other manager can then opt for the #9 to also be IBB’d. That still slows the game down though.

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    72. 73 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]That’s what I’m getting out of this too.[/quote]Lots of money. Lots of turnover. Lots of guys getting asked hard questions. In response to Q, he said “we’ll have to have some discussions about some things that happened over the season.”

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    73. 74 mb21 says:

      I hate teams walking the 8 hitter. In my opinion that should be solved by a guy who can pinch hit for the pitcher, but is still available to play later in the game.

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    74. 75 ACT says:

      My main worry about IBB rule changes is that there will be unduly stiff penalties not just for IBB’s, but for wildness, as well. e.g., I don’t want batters getting 2 bases because the pitcher temporarily loses the strike zone.

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    75. 76 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]I hate teams walking the 8 hitter. In my opinion that should be solved by a guy who can pinch hit for the pitcher, but is still available to play later in the game.[/quote]The “gift out” idea would still allow the pitcher to bunt the guy over without ending the inning.

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    76. 77 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]I hate teams walking the 8 hitter. In my opinion that should be solved by a guy who can pinch hit for the pitcher, but is still available to play later in the game.[/quote]Or a hitter who always hits for the pitcher.

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    77. 78 ACT says:

      [quote name=mb21]I hate teams walking the 8 hitter. In my opinion that should be solved by a guy who can pinch hit for the pitcher, but is still available to play later in the game.[/quote]Might as well just use the DH, then.

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    78. 79 Smokestack Lightning says:

      [quote name=mb21]That’s what I’m getting out of this too.[/quote]
      Which should hardly be surprising. That has been Theo’s way. If it was about the Cubs solely building through the minors and not spending money for a few years, it would be Andrew Friedman up there, not Theo.

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    79. 80 ACT says:

      josh beat me to it.

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    80. 81 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      [quote name=mb21]That’s what I’m getting out of this too.[/quote]I’m not hearing that. Theo said that there will be 2 parallel fronts: building a better foundation of minor league players and improving the major league club. However, he said for next year, there’s an ability to improve if they “hit all the right buttons” but said that teams going from bad to contention in one year is rare.That suggests that the assume next season will be lost unless they capture lightening in a bottle, but they’ll spend strategically if opportunity presents itself.

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    81. 82 binky says:

      [quote name=WenningtonsGorillaCock]I’m not hearing that. Theo said that there will be 2 parallel fronts: building a better foundation of minor league players and improving the major league club. However, he said for next year, there’s an ability to improve if they “hit all the right buttons” but said that teams going from bad to contention in one year is rare.That suggests that the assume next season will be lost unless they capture lightening in a bottle, but they’ll spend strategically if opportunity presents itself.[/quote]I think he’s advocating spending a lot over long term and spending more wisely, which is what we expected.

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    82. 83 mb21 says:

      [quote name=ACT]Might as well just use the DH, then.[/quote]Agreed. I hate the pitcher batting.

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    83. 84 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      [quote name=josh]I think he’s advocating spending a lot over long term and spending more wisely, which is what we expected.[/quote]agreed

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    84. 85 Rice Cube says:

      Theo: “I tell you nothing!”

      (dying laughing)

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    85. 86 ACT says:

      Or, instead of the DH, they could just have 8 batters.

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    86. 87 binky says:

      I’m totally missing a work presentation for this.

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    87. 88 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]Or, instead of the DH, they could just have 8 batters.[/quote]8 is not divisible by 3!!!!!

      /traditional’d

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    88. 89 mb21 says:

      Theo talking about how important it was to see that Fenway was renovated.

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    89. 90 mb21 says:

      [quote name=ACT]Or, instead of the DH, they could just have 8 batters.[/quote]That would be ideal.

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    90. 91 binky says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]8 is not divisible by 3!!!!!

      /traditional’d[/quote]Sure it is = 2 2/3

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    91. 92 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=josh]Sure it is = 2 2/3[/quote]The integers will triumph.

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    92. 93 binky says:

      Starbucks!

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    93. 94 mb21 says:

      No questions about Jed Hoyer yet?

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    94. 95 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]No questions about Jed Hoyer yet?[/quote]Do they set ground rules for what’s on and off limits prior to the questioning session?

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    95. 96 mb21 says:

      They probably do, RC.

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    96. 97 WaLi says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Do they set ground rules for what’s on and off limits prior to the questioning session?[/quote]They probably don’t, RC.

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    97. 98 mb21 says:

      [quote name=WaLi]They probably don’t, RC.[/quote](dying laughing)

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    98. 99 GBTS says:

      They might, RC.

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    99. 100 Rice Cube says:

      That was fun!

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    100. 101 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]They probably do, RC.[/quote][quote name=WaLi]They probably don’t, RC.[/quote][quote name=GBTS]They might, RC.[/quote]

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    101. 102 fang2415 says:

      Well, either the Trib site or my ISP or both crashed during the first half hour of that… Anybody know a link for the whole video?

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    102. 103 Smokestack Lightning says:

      [quote name=WenningtonsGorillaCock]I’m not hearing that. Theo said that there will be 2 parallel fronts: building a better foundation of minor league players and improving the major league club. However, he said for next year, there’s an ability to improve if they “hit all the right buttons” but said that teams going from bad to contention in one year is rare.That suggests that the assume next season will be lost unless they capture lightening in a bottle, but they’ll spend strategically if opportunity presents itself.[/quote]

      Agreed, and that’s what I’m looking for, not another Zell Mandated Cruller Jim Spending Binge. However, given Theo’s emphasis on getting better quickly and not wasting a single year or opportunity for success, even if he believes that 2012 is not going to be a year of contention, if 2013 is a goal, then he’ll have to spend a lot of money this offseason regardless given the state of the upper levels of the farm system, not to mention the available bats in the free agent market for 2013.

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    103. 104 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Smokestack Lightning]Agreed, and that’s what I’m looking for, not another Zell Mandated Cruller Jim Spending Binge. However, given Theo’s emphasis on getting better quickly and not wasting a single year or opportunity for success, even if he believes that 2012 is not going to be a year of contention, if 2013 is a goal, then he’ll have to spend a lot of money this offseason regardless given the state of the upper levels of the farm system, not to mention the available bats in the free agent market for 2013.[/quote]Yep. We’ve talked a bit about it on here before, but you can sign players this offseason knowing your chances of contention in 2012 are slim, but also knowing they greatly improve your chances in 2013 and after.

      Theo highlighted the peak age of a player as 26-31 at least once. I think he did it twice. To me, that’s Prince Fielder. I feel better about the Cubs going after Fielder today than I did yesterday. He makes perfect sense. He helps work toward the one front he discussed and you can still divert additional funds to the second front, which let’s face it, is probably going to take a few years to pay off at the big league level. Theo isn’t throwing in the towel in any year so that means spending some money on the free agent market.

      I don’t think we learned much or anything today other than it was Theo at the Starbucks. I think we all knew Red Sox Way was going to become Cubs Way. I think we all knew that Wrigley and the revenue it can generate would be an initial focus. We didn’t learn much. It was mostly a motivational event which did exactly what it was supposed to: motivate. Not only does it motivate the front office that he’ll be hiring, but the fans will be motivated to pay attention and spend money. I’m just thrilled the Cubs have someone as intelligent as Epstein running the baseball ops.

      I guess we could say we learn that President of Baseball Ops is more just a title and that Theo will be doing most of the same work. Some of it he’ll designate to the guys he hires while he takes on a little more responsibility.

      He’s talked with Quade twice and will meet with him in the next week. Nick Cafardo said after the press conference that he’s hearing that Theo will replace Quade, which is also what we expected. Cafardo mentioned Sandberg as a possible replacement and if I had to bet money, I’d bet on Sandberg being the next manager.

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    104. 105 dylanj says:

      this could have been a very short presser-

      Theo- Its good to be a cub. I plan on doing everything we did in Boston here. That will equal success. Thank you.

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    105. 106 ACT says:

      From KG’s latest BP article:

      Teams have inquired about Lake in the past, wanting to convert him to the mound, and in the minds of many, this AFL showing is just delaying that opportunity.

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    106. 107 Rice Cube says:

      Bleacher Nation has a good live-blog for anyone who missed it or had technical difficulties…

      http://www.bleachernation.com/2011/10/25/the-theo-epstein-welcome-press-conference/

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    107. 108 Smokestack Lightning says:

      It was mostly a motivational event which did exactly what it was supposed to: motivate

      .

      And it worked. Never been this excited for the Cubs future. Closest is the offseason heading into 2004.

      Special times, kids.

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    108. 109 binky says:

      [quote name=Smokestack Lightning].

      And it worked. Never been this excited for the Cubs future. Closest is the offseason heading into 2004.

      Special times, kids.[/quote]Agreed. Lots of reasons to get excited. I remember 3-4 years ago I knew nothing about the minor league system because for the most part, it didn’t matter. You never saw those guys and when you did, they were almost guaranteed busts. It didn’t pay to get excited about our farm. Now that’s going to start changing.

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    109. 110 mb21 says:

      I have no idea why you’d take a 21 year old shortstop already playing in the AFL (equivalent of AA+) and performing well and convert him to a pitcher. The guy isn’t a great offensive player, bu the has a career .716 OPS. 21 years old and already that high in the system. Maybe he has to move to 2nd, 3rd or CF, but that’s still positive value defensively. He had an .834 OPS in an extreme pitcher’s league this year in about 50 games.

      He’ll never walk much, but if he can stay at an important defensive position there’s no reason he can’t be an every day player. There’s certainly no reason to move him to the mound. Personally, I think any scout that thinks that right now should probably find a new profession.

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    110. 111 mb21 says:

      ff you convert him to the mound, you’re realistically writing off the next 4 or maybe 5 years. And for what? The off chance that he could actually be a productive pitcher? The even more unlikely chance that he stays healthy?

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    111. 112 dylanj says:

      we need to keep lake at SS to replace Castro’s average speed

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    112. 113 binky says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Bleacher Nation has a good live-blog for anyone who missed it or had technical difficulties…

      http://www.bleachernation.com/2011/10/25/the-theo-epstein-welcome-press-conference//quoteSeemed like Theo was trying to work in a hint on a Wrigley renovation, and expecting an opportunity to drop that hint. That’s good. That’s something that’s gotta be high on the priority list.

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    113. 114 binky says:

      So did Sullivan abstain from questions out of protest for their trying to shape the questions reporters could ask beforehand? I’m sure his journalistic integrity would never let him participate in such a dog and pony show.

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    114. 115 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=josh]So did Sullivan abstain from questions out of protest for their trying to shape the questions reporters could ask beforehand? I’m sure his journalistic integrity would never let him participate in such a dog and pony show.[/quote]That might explain why the questions sounded so intelligent for the most part.

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    115. 116 dylanj says:

      sn nation comment of the day

      Hey guys who wear dress shirts
      How do you roll up your sleeves? I have a lady friend who tells me that I should only roll it about 1/4 of the way, where it’s still below the elbows. I find this constraining and uncomfortable. I usually roll it to about there, and then scrunch it up to my python biceps. Thoughts?

      Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: ‘It might have been!’ — Whittier
      Twitter
      by mysterui on Oct 25, 2011 1:05 PM EDT reply

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    116. 117 Smokestack Lightning says:

      From Bad Kermit’s live blog feed:

      Tom and Theo sat down for 5-6 hours and talked baseball. Theo said what he thought he did and didn’t do well with the Sox, and Tom talked about the one time that Todd got his head stuck under a bleacher seat.

      (dying laughing)

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    117. 118 binky says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]That might explain why the questions sounded so intelligent for the most part.[/quote]I just meant insofar as we and others have inferred that they were not allowed to ask about the GM or, possibly, about specific players.

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    118. 119 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=dylanj]sn nation comment of the day

      Hey guys who wear dress shirts
      How do you roll up your sleeves? I have a lady friend who tells me that I should only roll it about 1/4 of the way, where it’s still below the elbows. I find this constraining and uncomfortable. I usually roll it to about there, and then scrunch it up to my python biceps. Thoughts?

      Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: ‘It might have been!’ — Whittier
      Twitter
      by mysterui on Oct 25, 2011 1:05 PM EDT reply[/quote]Correct.

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    119. 120 Rice Cube says:

      http://joeposnanski.blogspot.com/2011/10/bullpen-phones.html

      This land-line phone system has worked so well that baseball has never found a more practical way to tell the bullpen coach to have a reliever start warming up or to find out if said reliever is actually ready to go into the game. Not only that, but they never even changed the phones. The phone in the Kansas City dugout, for instance, is so old that the telephone operator connects your call. The phone in the Wrigley dugout is actually a party line.

      (dying laughing)

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    120. 121 Rodrigo Ramirez says:

      Epstein will be on Tribune Live tonight at 5:30 in case anyone wants to watch.

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    121. 122 Aisle424 says:

      La Russa will be accusing the Rangers of purposely lowering the volume on the visitor bullpen phones any time now.

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    122. 123 Smokestack Lightning says:

      Phil seems to think Theo won’t pursue Fielder or Pujols, but will instead try to replicate what he did with David Ortiz…

      http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-rogers-epstein-unlikely-to-pursue-pujols-or-fielder-quade-chances-slim-20111025,0,1012635.story

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    123. 124 ACT says:

      Epstein went on to talk about “up the middle” players, an area where the Cubs are fairly well stocked at the moment.

      Uh,,, what?

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    124. 125 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]Uh,,, what?[/quote]By that he meant Castro and group of second basemen to be named later, I guess.

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    125. 126 fang2415 says:

      [quote name=fang2415]Well, either the Trib site or my ISP or both crashed during the first half hour of that… Anybody know a link for the whole video?[/quote]Boston wins the media battle yet again:

      http://audio.weei.com/a/47586883/theo-epstein-s-introductory-press-conference-with-the-chicago-cubs.htm

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    126. 127 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]La Russa will be accusing the Rangers of purposely lowering the volume on the visitor bullpen phones any time now.[/quote]

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    127. 128 Berselius says:

      So, did anything happen today? Was Epstein hit by a meteor as he stepped up to the podium?

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    128. 129 Aisle424 says:

      Alvin:

      Go get ‘em, Theo. And don’t forget to stop at Starbucks on your way to work. I can even show you around the neighborhood. Welcome to Chicago.

      Run, Theo. Run away as fast as you can. Don’t look back.

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    129. 130 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Alvin:

      Run, Theo. Run away as fast as you can. Don’t look back.[/quote]That’s the advice to give Theo when dealing with his best customers.

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    130. 131 GBTS says:

      No, obviously that’s not the most important thing, but it generated warm laughter in the room and — since I always say I’ll admit it when I’m wrong, clearly I was wrong about Starbucks-gate; Theo was at the Starbucks which happens to be only a few blocks from my house, just a couple of weekends ago.

      One sentence.

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    131. 133 Berselius says:

      [quote name=GBTS]One expression in natural language, often defined to indicate a grammatical unit consisting of one or more words that generally bear minimal syntactic relation to the words that precede or follow it — which can include words grouped meaningfully to express a statement, question, exclamation, request, command or suggestion.[/quote]
      fixed

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    132. 134 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]One sentence.[/quote](dying laughing)

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    133. 135 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Alvin]No, obviously that’s not the most important thing, but it generated warm laughter in the room and — since I always say I’ll admit it when I’m wrong, clearly I was wrong about Starbucks-gate; Theo was at the Starbucks which happens to be only a few blocks from my house, just a couple of weekends ago.

      The real most important things that Epstein said, I believe, wer that he intends to build an organization dedicated to fundamentals at all levels, that there will be a “Cubs Way” of doing things, written down in a manual for all players in the organization; further, that he believes in using both an “objective and subjective” lens to analyze players, noting that “the best organizations” use both scouting and data in choosing the best players for their teams.

      Really, none of us could have wanted this to have come out any better than it has; the Cubs got the best possible man to head up baseball operations, a man who has a precise idea of what to do and how to get there, and a track record of success.[/quote]Three sentences. (dying laughing)

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    134. 136 Rice Cube says:

      It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…

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    135. 137 Aisle424 says:

      I noticed he discovered the semi-colon on his keyboard.

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    136. 138 Aisle424 says:

      I can’t wait for him to find the parentheses.

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    137. 139 Rice Cube says:

      If Al speaks like he writes, he may pass out from never actually taking breaths in between statements.

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    138. 140 mb21 says:

      Can you watch Tribune Live online?

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    139. 141 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]I can’t wait for him to find the parentheses.[/quote]Entire blog entries will be one sentence.

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    140. 142 GW says:

      [quote name=mb21]Can you watch Tribune Live online?[/quote]
      i can’t imagine that question has ever been asked before

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    141. 143 ACT says:

      I love Punto’s reaction:

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    142. 144 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]I love Punto’s reaction:
      [/quote]It’s as if he wanted to break the bat, and then realized that he A) didn’t have the strength and B) only brought one bat to the World Series.

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    143. 145 ACT says:

      He likes that bat so much, he took it with him to first base.

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    144. 146 WaLi says:

      This is awesome. It really just hit me. How often do fans actually get what they want? We were all clamoring for Epstein or Friedman since before Hendry was fired, what we thought was best for the organization based on past successes of Sox/Rays/etc. But how easy would it have been for the Cubs to fuck this one up to? Ricketts could have fired Hendry without much of a plan and signed someone he liked or felt good about. But he went out and got the best guy for the job and someone who will really change things for the better. Can’t wait to hang it up and see what tomorrow brings.

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    145. 147 WaLi says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]It’s as if he wanted to break the bat, and then realized that he A) didn’t have the strength and B) only brought one bat to the World Series.[/quote]He obviously needs to watch Zambrano’s clinic on bat breaking.

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    146. 148 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing) @ Theo’s Office Space reference. Win.

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    147. 149 Berselius says:

      [quote name=ACT]He likes that bat so much, he took it with him to first base.[/quote]
      Whenever I see a player running with a bat like that I think of Cerrano from Major League

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    148. 150 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Whenever I see a player running with a bat like that I think of Cerrano from Major League[/quote]Clearly Punto did not renounce Jobu and do it himself.

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    149. 151 binky says:

      [quote name=WaLi]This is awesome. It really just hit me. How often do fans actually get what they want? We were all clamoring for Epstein or Friedman since before Hendry was fired, what we thought was best for the organization based on past successes of Sox/Rays/etc. But how easy would it have been for the Cubs to fuck this one up to? Ricketts could have fired Hendry without much of a plan and signed someone he liked or felt good about. But he went out and got the best guy for the job and someone who will really change things for the better. Can’t wait to hang it up and see what tomorrow brings.[/quote]I hope they turn into a bunch of hardasses. I really do. I’d like to see that hatches get battened down. If they have to drop the Lovable label, they’ll more than make up for it by being able to drop the Losers part as well.

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    150. 152 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=josh]I hope they turn into a bunch of hardasses. I really do. I’d like to see that hatches get battened down. If they have to drop the Lovable label, they’ll more than make up for it by being able to drop the Losers part as well.[/quote]I want this team to be as despised as the Yankees are. That would pretty much mean that they’re doing something right. Fuck lovable.

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    151. 153 ACT says:

      I can’t wait to see what Cubs fans think of Theo when they learn what he thinks of “scrappy” and “gritty” players like Barney.

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    152. 154 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I want this team to be as despised as the Yankees are. That would pretty much mean that they’re doing something right. Fuck lovable.[/quote]
      You’re not a True Fan, RC. A true fan loves watching pop flies drop between three players and watching batters ground out weakly to 3b on the first pitch.

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    153. 155 Berselius says:

      [quote name=ACT]I can’t wait to see what Cubs fans think of Theo when they learn what he thinks of “scrappy” and “gritty” players like Barney.[/quote]
      He’ll just get quality scrapsters in the mold of Pedroia and Ellsbury :D

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    154. 156 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]You’re not a True Fan, RC. A true fan loves watching pop flies drop between three players and watching batters ground out weakly to 3b on the first pitch.[/quote]You’ve discovered my horrible secret.

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    155. 157 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]He’ll just get quality scrapsters in the mold of Pedroia and Ellsbury :D [/quote]Loophole!

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    156. 158 binky says:

      So much for the Lackey + Theo deal ——> Lackey getting TJS.

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    157. 159 Steve Swisher says:

      I’m going to try to add my own dancing gif here. Let’s see if it works.

      Edit: Huzzah! It worked! That’s the backup singer from Fitz & The Tantrums. I love her energy — and Theo hadn’t even been signed yet.

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    158. 160 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      [quote name=josh]So much for the Lackey + Theo deal ——> Lackey getting TJS.[/quote]Prob good news for the Bo Sox as I assume they can collect on insurance now

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    159. 161 Berselius says:

      [quote name=josh]So much for the Lackey + Theo deal ——> Lackey getting TJS.[/quote]
      Well, at least now we know what was wrong with Lackey. Unless he strained his elbow lifting chicken wings.

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    160. 162 Berselius says:

      [quote name=WenningtonsGorillaCock]Prob good news for the Bo Sox as I assume they can collect on insurance now[/quote]
      Yes, also this.

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    161. 163 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Well, at least now we know what was wrong with Lackey. Unless he strained his elbow lifting chicken wings.[/quote]That saturated fat really weighs it down.

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    162. 164 binky says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Well, at least now we know what was wrong with Lackey. Unless he strained his elbow lifting chicken wings.[/quote]He hurt it when Z threw out that first pitch at the softball game, and Ramirez helped by existing. That Theo trade affected at least 15 other teams in the same way.

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    163. 165 Berselius says:

      [quote name=josh]He hurt it when Z threw out that first pitch at the softball game, and Ramirez helped by existing. That Theo trade affected at least 15 other teams in the same way.[/quote]
      Jay Cutler’s poor leadership also made sure that it spread to affect 7 NFL teams as well.

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    164. 167 Berselius says:

      [quote name=GW]http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/college/chi-big-12-approves-west-virginia-to-replace-missouri-20111025,0,3080757.story

      big12 going with west virginia[/quote]I hope they like the smell of flaming couches.

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    165. 169 Snyds01 says:

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    166. 170 bubblesdachimp says:

      TheCCO ChicagoCubsOnline
      RT @SI_JonHeyman cherington said compensation from cubs was agreed to be “significant.” means pressure on from above to beat theo

      Bring it on bitches. Theo vs. Cheerington

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    167. 171 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=bubblesdachimp]TheCCO ChicagoCubsOnline
      RT @SI_JonHeyman cherington said compensation from cubs was agreed to be “significant.” means pressure on from above to beat theo

      Bring it on bitches. Theo vs. Cheerington[/quote]

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    168. 172 bubblesdachimp says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube][/quote]Sign me the fuck up for that. I really enjoyed listening to theo speak today

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    169. 173 Snyds01 says:

      Merry Theoweenmas Everyone

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    170. 175 Smokestack Lightning says:

      [quote name=bubblesdachimp]TheCCO ChicagoCubsOnline
      RT @SI_JonHeyman cherington said compensation from cubs was agreed to be “significant.” means pressure on from above to beat theo

      Bring it on bitches. Theo vs. Cheerington[/quote]

      I don’t see how Cherrington can win at this point. The horse is out of the fucking barn, worst case scenario Theo lets it go to Selig, and I think it highly unlikely Bud lets this set a precedent that makes it more costly for teams to attract baseball executives to better jobs.

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    171. 176 binky says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Office Space!

      http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/10/25/it-sounds-like-mike-quade-will-have-to-interview-to-keep-his-job//quoteI thought Theo gave a pretty strong hint that he wasn’t going to keep Quade, but in a diplomatic way. I don’t care. I don’t care who he keeps. If he thinks the best thing for the team is to keep Z and sell Castro, I’m going to hear him out.

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    172. 177 mb21 says:

      Yeah, if it gets to Selig the Cubs win. I don’t see how the Sox have any leverage whatsoever here.

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    173. 178 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]Yeah, if it gets to Selig the Cubs win. I don’t see how the Sox have any leverage whatsoever here.[/quote]I get the feeling that this will become a very frequently used phrase in the future.

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    174. 179 GW says:

      theo alluded to the possibility of bud getting involved in the press conference today, as well. it’s clear he has no plans to roll over.

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    175. 180 binky says:

      [quote name=GW]theo alluded to the possibility of bud getting involved in the press conference today, as well. it’s clear he has no plans to roll over.[/quote]He got more vague when that point came up, and said something about the coming weeks. My gut feeling was that the deal was already done and they just wanted to wait to announce it, but then why would Selig draw attention by saying anything? Okay, I don’t know.

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    176. 182 melissa says:

      Phil Rogers just asked Theo on CTL if he thinks LaHair can be his next David Ortiz. (dying laughing)

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    177. 183 Suburban kid 23 says:

      [quote name=melissa]Phil Rogers just asked Theo on CTL if he thinks LaHair can be his next David Ortiz. (dying laughing)[/quote](dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    178. 184 mb21 says:

      [quote name=melissa]Phil Rogers just asked Theo on CTL if he thinks LaHair can be his next David Ortiz. (dying laughing)[/quote]That’s ridiculous, but probably not as stupid as it first sounds. It’s stupid if you think you’ll ever get David Ortiz production out of LaHair, but it’s stupid to think you’ll get that out of damn near everybody. Ortiz wasn’t any good until the age of 27. He had A LOT more big league playing time than LaHair did of course, but he wasn’t very good. 2.2 rWAR of Ortiz’s 34 career rWAR came in his 6 seasons in Minnesota.

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    179. 185 mb21 says:

      Anyone watch Tribune Live?

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    180. 186 melissa says:

      [quote name=mb21]Anyone watch Tribune Live?[/quote]
      i’m watching it now but missed the first half hour. Theo said they will have to develop their own CARMINE analysis system.

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    181. 187 melissa says:

      “You didn’t exactly have to go and tell the papers.” Was Theo’s message for the random guy in a purple shirt at the Starbucks. (dying laughing)

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    182. 188 Suburban kid 23 says:

      We have to talk about some things that happened over the last year or so. …

      I love that quote the most. I have no idea if it means what it sounds like it means.

      Maybe he means Z?

      Who knows.

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    183. 189 melissa says:

      I took that to mean that Theo wants to ask Cuey, “What the hell were you thinking?” (dying laughing)

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    184. 190 Mish says:

      So here’s a random question. My buddy (a Bostonian in Chi) is thinking about how he could pull off Theo for Halloween. I suggested a Jesus outfit with a Cubs hat and a “Holy CARMINE” book, but I’m sure someone has something better.

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    185. 191 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mish]So here’s a random question. My buddy (a Bostonian in Chi) is thinking about how he could pull off Theo for Halloween. I suggested a Jesus outfit with a Cubs hat and a “Holy CARMINE” book, but I’m sure someone has something better.[/quote]It would be easier to just go as the random guy in a purple shirt at Starbucks.

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    186. 192 binky says:

      [quote name=Mish]So here’s a random question. My buddy (a Bostonian in Chi) is thinking about how he could pull off Theo for Halloween. I suggested a Jesus outfit with a Cubs hat and a “Holy CARMINE” book, but I’m sure someone has something better.[/quote]That tops anything I would have come up with.

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    187. 193 binky says:

      [quote name=Suburban kid 23]I love that quote the most. I have no idea if it means what it sounds like it means.

      Maybe he means Z?

      Who knows.[/quote]That’s called “softening the blow.” It’s a way to communicate to prepare us for the decision he’s already made: Cuey is done.

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    188. 194 binky says:

      Why isn’t this picture more circulated by the press?

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    189. 195 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Mish]So here’s a random question. My buddy (a Bostonian in Chi) is thinking about how he could pull off Theo for Halloween. I suggested a Jesus outfit with a Cubs hat and a “Holy CARMINE” book, but I’m sure someone has something better.[/quote]I’m going to go as Tony LaRussa. I’m going to fetch beers for people all night, but then take them away after one sip.

      Then I’ll pound them all and drive home.

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    190. 196 GBTS says:

      [quote name=josh]That’s called “softening the blow.” It’s a way to communicate to prepare us for the decision he’s already made: Cuey is done.[/quote]If Mike Quade is manager in 2012, I’ll shave my head and eyebrows.

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    191. 197 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]If Mike Quade is manager in 2012, I’ll shave my head and eyebrows.[/quote]Now I hope they keep him just so you have to look like a clown.

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    192. 198 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]Now I hope they keep him just so you have to look like a clown.[/quote]Ditto.

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    193. 199 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      On PTI, Theo said the 2 bigger problems with the Cubs ML team last year were bad defense and hacking away on offense. Wonderful to hear the truth.

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    194. 200 Rice Cube says:

      So…this happened:

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    195. 201 mb21 says:

      I thought it was interesting that Theo said they’d get the compensation issue solved within a few weeks when Selig is stepping in a week from now.

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    196. 202 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      Woo woo is gonna run Theo off with that damn rosary. Does he not know Epstein is Jewish (dying laughing)

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    197. 203 mb21 says:

      He’s in a Cubs uniform in late October. That’s priceless.

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    198. 204 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      lets try that again…

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    199. 205 binky says:

      [quote name=Recalcitrant Blogger Nate]On PTI, Theo said the 2 bigger problems with the Cubs ML team last year were bad defense and hacking away on offense. Wonderful to hear the truth.[/quote]
      So what’s to be done with young Castro?

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    200. 206 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      fuck, well anyway Woo Woo handed theo a rosary. and it didn’t really look like Epstein was accepting it.

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    201. 207 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]I thought it was interesting that Theo said they’d get the compensation issue solved within a few weeks when Selig is stepping in a week from now.[/quote]I caught that too. I can’t help but wonder if that’s significant.

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    202. 208 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      [quote name=josh]So what’s to be done with young Castro?[/quote]trade him for Cain, flip him for Nolasco

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    203. 210 melissa says:

      [quote name=mb21]He’s in a Cubs uniform in late October. That’s priceless.[/quote]
      Looking forward to the day when Ronnie isn’t the only one wearing his Cubs uni in late October. (dying laughing)

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