The Twelve Days of Cubsmas

On the first day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . .

A non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the second day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . .

Two who are those guys, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the third day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . .

Three ex-Cub champions, two non-game changers, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the fourth day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champions, two guys I had to google, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the fifth day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champions, two oh you’re still theres, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the sixth day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Six Garzas garzing, five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champs, two future trivia answers, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the seventh day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Seven Sorianos swinging, six Garzas garzing, five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champs, two changes of scenery, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the eighth day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . .

Eight years til we’ll be contending, seven Sorianos swinging, six Garzas garzing, five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champs, two guys with hot wives, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the ninth day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Nine nuts a Sveuming, eight years til contending, seven Sorianos swinging, six Garzas leaving, five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champs, two it just might works, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the tenth day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Ten Santos clicking, nine nuts a Sveuming, eight years til contending, seven Sorianos swinging, six Garzas flipped for prospects, five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champs, two plus defenders, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the eleventh day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Eleven c-list conductors, ten Santos clicking, nine nuts a Sveuming, eight years til contending, seven Sorianos swinging, six Garza rumors, five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champs, two scruffy beards, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

On the twelfth day of Cubsmas, my Theo gave to me . . . 

Twelve Princes Fielding, eleven c-listers conducting, ten Santos clicking, nine nuts a Sveuming, eight years til dynasty, seven Sorianos swinging, six Garzas winning somewhere else, five Super Friends! Four tenths of a win, three ex-Cub champs, two guys with two first names, and a non-tendered thumbless Koyie.

Merry Christmas, everybody. And Happy Next Year.