Rizzomania

@ GBTS:
Facepalm worthy.

GBTS wrote:

I’m a big fan of the third base coach in this gif.

3B coach definitely knows what’s up.

@ josh:
Usually the defense isn’t incompetent.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=22767277&c_id=mlb&topic_id=vtp_star_of_the_game

The CF probably should’ve hung on to the ball.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/01/joe-torre-says-roger-clemens-belongs-in-hall-of-fame/

The following is a recent comment I enjoyed:

lardin – Jul 1, 2012 at 8:59 PM
Ten Years from now,
Me with my two boys walking through the Hall of fame:

Dad: Boys, over there is the All time home run exhibit. Babe Ruth held the record the longest and it was broken by Hank Aaron in the 1970’s I watched as Barry Bonds and Alex Rodriguez eventually broke Aaron’s Record. On the Other wall his Rafael Palmiero He is one of a handful of players with 3000 hits and 500 Home Runs. Back in the far corner is an exhibit on Roger Clemens hes one the best pitchers ever saw, right there with Greg Maddux and Pedro. Upstairs, we’ll check out the exhibit on Pete Rose. arguably the greatest hitter of all time.

Boy #1: Dad, if these guys are so great why didnt we see them in the room with all the plaques?
Boy#2: Yeah dad, they stink.

Dad: Well boys, they did things that baseball did not like. Pete Rose Gambled on baseball and was band for life.

Boy#1. But A-rod isnt banned for life, we saw him at Yankee Stadium last week?

Dad: I know, Arod, Bonds, Palmiero, and Clemens took drugs to make themselves bigger stronger and faster.

Boy #2: So they cheated?

Dad: Yes they did.

Boy#2: So why are they in the Hall of Fame?

Dad: The Hall of fame is a museum. It tells the history of baseball and all the great things that have happened in the game. These men did great things and deserve to have their accomplishments remembered in the Hall of fame. But they are not Hall of famers, like Derek Jeter or Ken Griffey Jr, who as far as we know never cheated.

Boy#1: I dont understand Dad

Dad: Boys, there is a difference between being in the Hall of fame and being a Hall of Famer. All these great players are in the Hall of fame. Their accomplishments demand that much. But, when the writers vote for induction, Integrity counts. The writers believed those guys had no integrity because they cheated, therefore they are not Hall of FAMERS.

Boy#2: They what about Ty Cobb and Gaylord Perry?

Dad: Sorry, I dont have a good answer for that.

@ josh:
Nobody better smoke over there due to all the oxygen he had to use…

I see minor league shit is up so I shall migrate.