OK, so maybe the Cubs didn’t drill Matt Holliday in the ear for blatantly spiking Castro in yesterday’s game. Maybe they do look like giant wusses on national TV after the talking heads on ESPN were pretty unanimous that Dempster should drill him in his first at-bat, and after Bobby Valentine pretty much laughed at Marlon Byrd for writing a blog post defending the play as clean. Whatever, he still had a pretty bad night.
Dempster proceeded to whiff Holliday three times before leaving and then Kerry Wood faced him and started an inning-ending double play in the 8th like so:

Fuck you, Holliday.





I don’t put much stock in the morons on ESPN. Remember that their duty is to sensationalize and escalate the “drama” of the game, since we all know baseball cannot survive on it’s own merit. Spiking and beaning might be part of the game, but it isn’t part that needs the national east coast talking heads jerking off about. Why can’t players play the game and informed individuals offer insight without trying to make like Don King? I know there was a portion of the audience tuning in only to see the stupidity that is a baseball fight, but really, it’s Cubs vs Cards not tards vs tards. I enjoyed watching a decent ballgame played by pros (well, kinda pros in the Cubs case). All the extra hot air really wasn’t needed in downtown Saint Louis.
[quote name=Bottleasmoke]I don’t put much stock in the morons on ESPN. Remember that their duty is to sensationalize and escalate the “drama” of the game, since we all know baseball cannot survive on it’s own merit. Spiking and beaning might be part of the game, but it isn’t part that needs the national east coast talking heads jerking off about. Why can’t players play the game and informed individuals offer insight without trying to make like Don King? I know there was a portion of the audience tuning in only to see the stupidity that is a baseball fight, but really, it’s Cubs vs Cards not tards vs tards. I enjoyed watching a decent ballgame played by pros (well, kinda pros in the Cubs case). All the extra hot air really wasn’t needed in downtown Saint Louis.[/quote]False.
But Holliday almost getting a golden sombrero was satisfaction enough.
[quote name=Berselius]It’s a good contract, I think most of the complaints are about the Astros extending him this year then frantically trying to cut payroll by moving him.[/quote]
to bring this over to the new thread. All I have read is that nobody wants to touch Wandy’ contract. If the Cubs manage to unload Z somehow I think Wandy is the guy they should try to pry from the Astro’s. It’s unlikely since they are in the the same division but worth a try.
(dying laughing) Thank you, Branch Rickey.
From Fangraphs on the deadline:
I was told Alvin Yellon is a faget. Just because he’s not buttsexing a man right now doesn’t mean he wasn’t when I heard this.
[quote name=Mish]From Fangraphs on the deadline:[/quote]
We’re trying to win games here.
Someone needs to read the post about posting…
[quote name=Mish]
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spencer and brown are the starting CB’s for the 49ers. 6-10 here we come
They don’t really need superstar corners because they spent the last few years drafting and developing pass rushers like Brian Orakpo just like I wanted.
Wait…
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]
[/quote]Same here. (dying laughing)
Man that guy creeps me out
[quote name=WaLi]Man that guy creeps me out[/quote]

[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]
[/quote]faget.
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]They don’t really need superstar corners because they spent the last few years drafting and developing pass rushers like Brian Orakpo just like I wanted.
Wait…[/quote]
I heard that Gore is already ending his holdout
[quote name=Berselius]I heard that Gore is already ending his holdout[/quote]
Wrong. Correct.
From last night’s game: http://www.kfns.com/JoeSportsFan/Story.aspx?ID=1465228
[quote name=Mish]From last night’s game: http://www.kfns.com/JoeSportsFan/Story.aspx?ID=1465228/quote
You’ll never be another Albert Fish.
[quote name=Mish]From last night’s game: http://www.kfns.com/JoeSportsFan/Story.aspx?ID=1465228/quote
Puma approved!
I would have loved to see that girl get absolutely clocked by a security guard. The guy too, but I think seeing the girl get driven into the turf like Jay Cutler might have stuck more in people’s minds.
That or a taser.
[quote name=Mish]From last night’s game: http://www.kfns.com/JoeSportsFan/Story.aspx?ID=1465228/quoteDamn, fully clothed this time.
I think this is a foul:
[quote name=Rice Cube]I think this is a foul:
He totally flopped.
What a total fail. She said “awest” instead of “arrest.” That is classic.
(dying laughing) you have to pretty fucking stupid to word it like that.
[quote name=mb21](dying laughing) you have to really want a Pulitzer to word it like that.[/quote].
[quote name=Aisle424]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daRG2leUjQQ[/quote]
Channel 6…action, heyoooooo…news.
Woah did the comments just change or was it because I finally refreshed my browser? Darker lines around each comment box.
[quote name=Mish]Woah did the comments just change or was it because I finally refreshed my browser? Darker lines around each comment box.[/quote]
I think MB is working on the css to reduce load times/server requests
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/01/lets-help-research-subconscious-racism-in-sports-commentary/
Interesting, someone’s actually trying to quantify the lazy Latino meme.
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/926/the-inexplicable-non-decision-making-of-the-chicago-cubs
I have to say that that girl has a really nice tush.
I recall that they weren’t actually making out but that she was injured and the boyfriend was trying to make sure she was okay.
[quote name=Rice Cube]I have to say that that girl has a really nice tush.
I recall that they weren’t actually making out but that she was injured and the boyfriend was trying to make sure she was okay.[/quote]He was kissing her before going off for help, according to later reports.
That’s one small Al.
[quote name=Mish]http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/926/the-inexplicable-non-decision-making-of-the-chicago-cubs[/quote]
I’m trying to rationalize it. And I really can’t, except where they actually think they might contend in 2012 and thus have to keep valuable pieces or some crap.
[quote name=Mish]http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/926/the-inexplicable-non-decision-making-of-the-chicago-cubs[/quote]I liked the point that Hendry could be doing this to bolster his season record. Maybe he’ll surprise us all by making waiver deals?
Was it Pena who defended him, saying what’s the point of swapping a piece for the same piece? I think you could make an argument that a 20 year old potential Marmol for 2 years down the road is better than a current aging Marmol no one will want in a year or two.
On the other hand, Let’s See What Happens.
[quote name=Rice Cube]I’m trying to rationalize it. And I really can’t, except where they actually think they might contend in 2012 and thus have to keep valuable pieces or some crap.[/quote]
Basically they hope to sign Pujols and that he puts up a 25 WAR season…that might be enough to get them in contention (dying laughing)
[quote name=Rice Cube]she was injured and the boyfriend was trying to make sure she was okay.[/quote]
Hmm…so that’s how it is in their family.
[quote name=Rice Cube]I’m trying to rationalize it. And I really can’t, except where they actually think they might contend in 2012 and thus have to keep valuable pieces or some crap.[/quote]I don’t see how they contend without a major upgrade or four. Maybe the plan is to go for Pujols and put him at 3rd? Would that be explicable at all? Then why not try to find a trade for Rami?
[quote name=Mish]That’s one small Al.[/quote]
I’d bet my life that he’s about that big.
[quote name=Mish]Basically they hope to sign Pujols and that he puts up a 25 WAR season…that might be enough to get them in contention (dying laughing)[/quote]I guess they’ll DH Pena in that case? Wait, has anyone told Hendry that there is no DH in the NL? Maybe he knows something about the commissioner’s office’s plans for next years and he’s not telling.
^^^ (dying laughing)
It’s okay to be Takei.
This was pretty cool:
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Video-Greco-Roman-wrestler-8217-s-insane-821?urn=oly-wp543
[quote name=josh]I don’t see how they contend without a major upgrade or four. Maybe the plan is to go for Pujols and put him at 3rd? Would that be explicable at all? Then why not try to find a trade for Rami?[/quote]
Maybe they figure they can “fool” Fielder or Pujols into thinking their one bat injected into the lineup will make a big enough difference to take them seriously.
I know the players will tend to go where the money is the biggest, but when you are talking about the difference between $200 million and $220 million, that $20 million loses a bit of significance, I would think. If I was offered $220 million to play for the Cubs knowing they are going to suck whether I am there or not, I may seriously consider $200 million from just about any other team since I’d have a better chance of winning something.
Passan:
Ha.
I don’t know. It’s not the player that negotiates it, it’s the agent. Especially in Fielder’s case. The agent is going to argue for more money. I don’t see such a fake out having much effect on Scott Boras.
[quote name=Rice Cube]Passan:
Ha.[/quote]Seriously, though, who would want Reed Johnson? He’s hurt half the time and just okay the other half.
[quote name=josh]Seriously, though, who would want Reed Johnson? He’s hurt half the time and just okay the other half.[/quote]
The Cubs would want Reed Johnson. Which is why he’s still here.
But to answer your question, I don’t know which contender would want Reed Johnson or view him as an upgrade to whatever they have. He does like to mash lefties though, just like Baker.
[quote name=Rice Cube]The Cubs would want Reed Johnson. Which is why he’s still here.
But to answer your question, I don’t know which contender would want Reed Johnson or view him as an upgrade to whatever they have. He does like to mash lefties though, just like Baker.[/quote]If someone did want him, trade him in a heartbeat. Hell, get some cash and buy the team a ham. Maybe it would raise spirits.
[quote name=josh]Seriously, though, who would want Reed Johnson? He’s hurt half the time and just okay the other half.[/quote]
You’d actually think that the team acquiring Kosuke might want a platoon bat to go with him, but I guess Austin Kearns fills that roll.
[quote name=Mish]You’d actually think that the team acquiring Kosuke might want a platoon bat to go with him, but I guess Austin Kearns fills that roll.[/quote]I’m not 100% sure on Kearns, but I don’t think he has to sit out every third week with a back injury, either.
For the nerds:
[quote name=josh]major upgrade or four[/quote]

Here’s the most relevant part of the Grantland article (the conclusion):
Whatever the case, these are definitely the same old Cubs, the franchise that blames a billy goat for a century of disappointment, then quickly tumbles into a second century of failure. If any team could use a forward-thinking new GM to rebuild the front office and lead the team out of the wilderness, it’s the no-longer-lovable losers of Wrigleyville.
Here’s the thing for me: I’ve been pretty forgiving of the team over the last year or two. I think Tom Ricketts is a smart guy who’s just taking a while to get up to speed on all of this. I’m heartened by the Dominican facility. I think they had a good/very good draft. (I’m not, however, convinced that Tim Wilken is the wünderkind we were led to believe he was — e.g.: Simpson, Hayden; Colvin, Tyler.)
That said, I’m really, really bewildered by the team’s passivity here. I can’t figure it out. I get that Ramirez doesn’t want to leave. Same with Wood. I can even square not trading Garza (although I would have). But Marmol? Peña? Byrd? What is the point in hanging onto them?
I really don’t get it. Unlike most of the people here, I don’t hate everything. (dying laughing) But if Hendry is kept on, and/or there’s no effort made to get Fielder, I will seriously consider not renewing my season tickets. After a while, there’s just no point.
Marmol and Marshall have some value, but most of the guys on the Untouchable list and that the media types were clamoring for the Cubs to trade have no value. The Pirates got Lee and Ludwick for an unranked 1b prospect and a PBTNL.
I’m mainly upset with the Cubs not moving people because I am 100% bored with the organization right now, I might be alittle intersted to seeBrett Jackson possibly playing in September or to see how Cashner looks in the next weeks. I really don’t even care about Flaherty and Frenchy at this point.
[quote name=Berselius]Marmol and Marshall have some value, but most of the guys on the Untouchable list and that the media types were clamoring for the Cubs to trade have no value. The Pirates got Lee and Ludwick for an unranked 1b prospect and a PBTNL.[/quote]Yeah, I agree with this. The standing pat was probably a combination of a number of things:
1) Rickets didn’t tell Hendry they needed to clear payroll
2) Most of the pieces had little value (Marshall, Marmol), relative to their replacement cost
3) The pieces that have value (Soto, Castro, Garza) have too high of a replacement cost or would impede our ability to compete next season
The one thing I would have done if I were Hendry though is to trade Byrd, in order to open up CF for Jackson next year, and line up a new right fielder. But – while Byrd’s value is higher now, it’s still relatively high if they trade him in the off season, after Jackson’s had another 2 months to prove himself.
I still think they could make some moves in August, given their pieces. But it’s clear they think they can compete next year, and if they really believe that then I bet that means that Ricketts is prepared to spend.
Either that or Ricketts really believes that trotting an expensive mediocre team out there will fill more seats than a young rebuilding team.
Well I guess Blue Oyster Cult will look elsewhere.
preview up http://www.obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/previews/series-preview-chicago-cubs-43-65-at-pittsburgh-pirates-54-52.html
[quote name=The Wreckard]Yeah, I agree with this. The standing pat was probably a combination of a number of things:
1) Rickets didn’t tell Hendry they needed to clear payroll
2) Most of the pieces had little value (Marshall, Marmol), relative to their replacement cost
3) The pieces that have value (Soto, Castro, Garza) have too high of a replacement cost or would impede our ability to compete next season
The one thing I would have done if I were Hendry though is to trade Byrd, in order to open up CF for Jackson next year, and line up a new right fielder. But – while Byrd’s value is higher now, it’s still relatively high if they trade him in the off season, after Jackson’s had another 2 months to prove himself.
I still think they could make some moves in August, given their pieces. But it’s clear they think they can compete next year, and if they really believe that then I bet that means that Ricketts is prepared to spend.
Either that or Ricketts really believes that trotting an expensive mediocre team out there will fill more seats than a young rebuilding team.[/quote](1) is what I think is going one, and it concerns me the most, because I think it evinces your final statement. I think what we’re witnessing is the rebirth of 1990′s-era Cubs.
The only thing that gives me pause in this regard are the Dominican facilities and this year’s draft. But almost all other signs point to intentional and sustained mediocrity.
[quote name=The Wreckard]Yeah, I agree with this. The standing pat was probably a combination of a number of things:
1) Rickets didn’t tell Hendry they needed to clear payroll
2) Most of the pieces had little value (Marshall, Marmol), relative to their replacement cost
3) The pieces that have value (Soto, Castro, Garza) have too high of a replacement cost or would impede our ability to compete next season
The one thing I would have done if I were Hendry though is to trade Byrd, in order to open up CF for Jackson next year, and line up a new right fielder. But – while Byrd’s value is higher now, it’s still relatively high if they trade him in the off season, after Jackson’s had another 2 months to prove himself.
I still think they could make some moves in August, given their pieces. But it’s clear they think they can compete next year, and if they really believe that then I bet that means that Ricketts is prepared to spend.
Either that or Ricketts really believes that trotting an expensive mediocre team out there will fill more seats than a young rebuilding team.[/quote]
I thought that same thing about Byrd/Jackson, then I checked it out: BJaxx is striking out a healthy 40% of his ABs at Iowa. That said, his OBP is .347. So is he really ready to bring up?
[quote name=Rice Cube]I’m trying to rationalize it. And I really can’t, except where they actually think they might contend in 2012 and thus have to keep valuable pieces or some crap.[/quote]Yes, that’s it. People can disagree whether or not the Cubs should do that, but it’s obvious that the Cubs plan to contend next year. Not sure they can, but that’s why they made the decisions they did.
[quote name=Aisle424]Maybe they figure they can “fool” Fielder or Pujols into thinking their one bat injected into the lineup will make a big enough difference to take them seriously.
I know the players will tend to go where the money is the biggest, but when you are talking about the difference between $200 million and $220 million, that $20 million loses a bit of significance, I would think. If I was offered $220 million to play for the Cubs knowing they are going to suck whether I am there or not, I may seriously consider $200 million from just about any other team since I’d have a better chance of winning something.[/quote]But a person signing a $220 million contract isn’t looking at just the next season. The Cubs have a bunch of money coming off the books after 2012 so most free agents who don’t think the Cubs can contend in 2012 will think they can in 2013.
Are you better off going to the Reds who are closer to contending in 2012 than the Cubs are or going to the Cubs who are closer to contender on an annual basis at some point in the near future? Not to mention, these guys have huge egos and they think they can make a team a contender all by themselves.
[quote name=Berselius]Marmol and Marshall have some value, but most of the guys on the Untouchable list and that the media types were clamoring for the Cubs to trade have no value. The Pirates got Lee and Ludwick for an unranked 1b prospect and a PBTNL.[/quote]Yes, THIS!
Byrd provides value above his contract, though. Those are the kinds of guys the Cubs are going to need. There’s still a hole in RF and the Cubs could shift Byrd there if they thought Jackson was ready. It’s clear the Cubs are going to try to contend so keeping a guy that provides more value than he’s being paid is, in my opinion, a necessity.
[quote name=mb22]Byrd provides value above his contract, though. Those are the kinds of guys the Cubs are going to need. There’s still a hole in RF and the Cubs could shift Byrd there if they thought Jackson was ready. It’s clear the Cubs are going to try to contend so keeping a guy that provides more value than he’s being paid is, in my opinion, a necessity.[/quote][quote name=mb22]Byrd provides value above his contract, though. Those are the kinds of guys the Cubs are going to need. There’s still a hole in RF and the Cubs could shift Byrd there if they thought Jackson was ready. It’s clear the Cubs are going to try to contend so keeping a guy that provides more value than he’s being paid is, in my opinion, a necessity.[/quote]
Byrd though loses 1 win by moving to RF. I think for the Cubs to compete next year they need more than a net 2 WAR improvement in RF.