As far as I can tell, the heat opened up a parallel universe where Roy Halladay is mediocre and Rodrigo Lopez is awesome. Or something. The heat definitely played a role as Halladay was forced from the game in the 5th inning after already allowing three runs on seven hits… or so the Phillies would have us believe.

(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)





(dying laughing)
It couldn’t have been the Heat. Otherwise the Phillies would’ve come back to win in the fourth quarter.
[quote name=Rice Cube]It couldn’t have been the Heat. Otherwise the Phillies would’ve come back to win in the fourth quarter.[/quote]
(rimshot)
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/nlc-2011-2/
When Roy Halladay gets “beat up:” 3 R in 4 IP.
When a Cubs pitcher gets “beat up:” 3 R in 0 IP.
Aramis is saying still he’d veto a trade. He doesn’t want to relocate his family, even if it involves ONE MILLION DOLLARS /DoctorEvilVoice
[quote name=josh]Aramis is saying still he’d veto a trade. He doesn’t want to relocate his family, even if it involves ONE MILLION DOLLARS /DoctorEvilVoice[/quote]I wonder if he’d go to the White Sox. They absolutely could use his bat.
Maybe his option automatically vests if hes traded to the White Sox. Its too bad his contract was written in Sanskrit and buried at the bottom of the ocean.
[quote name=GBTS]Maybe his option automatically vests if hes traded to the White Sox. Its too bad his contract was written in Sanskrit and buried at the bottom of the ocean.[/quote]He automatically becomes Adam Dunn if he’s traded to the White Sox. That’s in the collective bargaining agreement.
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Via Miles, something to keep in mind when Tommy Boy starts crowing about attendance numbers being up now that the weather is warm:[/quote]I noticed that at the Royals series. In the past the crowd would easily have been 60% Cubs fans. Probably more. It was maybe 30%. I’d like to go to a Cubs game in Cincy this year to see what percentage of the attendance are Cubs fans. Back in 2007 and 2008 it was close to 50%. I’m betting it’s 25% now.
It’s weird that Canadians and Americans had an exact exchange of a joke I heard about 30 years ago involving the Polish Navy.
[quote name=GBTS]Maybe his option automatically vests if hes traded to the White Sox. Its too bad his contract was written in Sanskrit and buried at the bottom of the ocean.[/quote]
DON’T LOOK AT ARAMIS’ CONTRACT! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, DON’T LOOK AT IT!!!!
[quote name=Aisle424]DON’T LOOK AT ARAMIS’ CONTRACT! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, DON’T LOOK AT IT!!!!
[/quote]Is it possible he actually likes playing for this team?
I liked on the postgame interview last night when Quade said he didn’t give a damn if that homerun was a personal milestone for Pena.
[quote name=Aisle424]It’s weird that Canadians and Americans had an exact exchange of a joke I heard about 30 years ago involving the Polish Navy.[/quote]Does the US Lincoln have screen doors?
[quote name=GBTS]Does the US Lincoln have screen doors?[/quote]
No, but it has a glass bottom so they can see the old USS Lincoln, which did.
I’d really prefer if Aramis wanted to be traded, but I can’t really stand all the talking heads telling him what he should and shouldn’t do. This is one of those cases that mb talks about wherein sports, fans seem to side with ownership more than the employees.
[quote name=Mish]I’d really prefer if Aramis wanted to be traded, but I can’t really stand all the talking heads telling him what he should and shouldn’t do. This is one of those cases that mb talks about wherein sports, fans seem to side with ownership more than the employees.[/quote]I actually think this is more about sports fans thinking they should do what the fan wants without regard for their own personal feelings on the situation. Like you, I’d prefer Ramirez accept a trade, but he has 10 and 5 rights so he’s earned the right to decline a trade for whatever reason. He won’t be the first to do so.
I should add that there was all this talk this time last year about Lee not accepting a trade and he even declined one, but later accepted one. I’m guessing Ramirez is in the same situation, but whether or not that option kicks in if trades is a big deal because very few teams, if any, would have interest in Ramirez if that option kicks in.
[quote name=mb21]I actually think this is more about sports fans thinking they should do what the fan wants without regard for their own personal feelings on the situation. Like you, I’d prefer Ramirez accept a trade, but he has 10 and 5 rights so he’s earned the right to decline a trade for whatever reason. He won’t be the first to do so.
I should add that there was all this talk this time last year about Lee not accepting a trade and he even declined one, but later accepted one. I’m guessing Ramirez is in the same situation, but whether or not that option kicks in if trades is a big deal because very few teams, if any, would have interest in Ramirez if that option kicks in.[/quote]
If Ramirez continues to hit as he has lately I think most teams would covet having that option kick-in because 1-year at 16M is going to be much cheaper than attempting to sign him on the FA Market. I think he will likely command a 3/36 or more on the FA Market.
[quote name=JMan]If Ramirez continues to hit as he has lately I think most teams would covet having that option kick-in because 1-year at 16M is going to be much cheaper than attempting to sign him on the FA Market. I think he will likely command a 3/36 or more on the FA Market.[/quote]
What about those reports/rumors about Aramis not wanting the option to kick in if he is traded? Sounds from previous comments and stuff I’ve read that he is hell-bent on becoming a free agent.
Heilman—-> released by DBacks, soon to be a Cub (again)??
Joe Montana’s wife is a MILF:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Dodgers-8217-Matt-Kemp-chats-up-Joe-Montana-be?urn=mlb-wp13154
[quote name=Rice Cube]What about those reports/rumors about Aramis not wanting the option to kick in if he is traded? Sounds from previous comments and stuff I’ve read that he is hell-bent on becoming a free agent.[/quote]I think that coupled with his family is why he is invoking his 10/5 rights. Long-term is benefits him more to be a FA rather than go to a contender now. Especially considering that he will be the TOP 3B available in the FA market. Not even close.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/trader-joes-ron-swanson-special
Rupert Murdoch was just hit with a shaving cream pie during his hearing. Today is going to be an awesome Twitter day.
Alex Morgan and Hope Solo on Sportscenter at 12:20 ET.
I used to think I hated watching women try to be athletic. Hopefully I can stop masterbating sometime between now and the 2012 Olympics.
Rosenthal:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/some-GMs-may-wind-up-elsewhere-as-trade-deadline-approaches-071811
im guessing our next GM is Cashman and Crane stays on
James Poniewozik RT by KenTremendous
Yes, R Murdoch’s table-smacking sounds loud, but in fairness, his hands are quivering w repressed Sith lightning.
[quote name=JMan]I think that coupled with his family is why he is invoking his 10/5 rights. Long-term is benefits him more to be a FA rather than go to a contender now. Especially considering that he will be the TOP 3B available in the FA market. Not even close.[/quote]On the other hand, if the Cubs were going to pick up some big free agents, like Fielder, and take a shot at buying their way into the postseason, the could retain Aramis for one more year, seeing as how he’s the best option the team has.
[quote name=josh]On the other hand, if the Cubs were going to pick up some big free agents, like Fielder, and take a shot at buying their way into the postseason, the could retain Aramis for one more year, seeing as how he’s the best option the team has.[/quote]I certainly agree and expect as much. I think they will go hard after signing one of Fielder and Pujols and will indicate to Ramirez that they plan to sign him to an extension if they sign either one.
I am expecting Hendry to trade for a starter this deadline. I think they are a sleeper for Jimenez.
Why would Brian Cashman accept a demotion and take the Cubs GM job? If he gets fired and I doubt he does, he’s not going to take a job with the Cubs. He’d be better off becoming the GM of the Yankees AAA team. That would actually be less of a demotion than taking the Cubs gig.
[quote name=josh]On the other hand, if the Cubs were going to pick up some big free agents, like Fielder, and take a shot at buying their way into the postseason, the could retain Aramis for one more year, seeing as how he’s the best option the team has.[/quote]
The part where Aramis is allegedly going to void the option may throw a monkey-wrench into the “one more year” plan. I don’t know that he’d void it for sure to become a free agent, but I think it’s a legitimate concern because if the Cubs want his services for 2012 they might have to give him a multi-year deal, which would piss off all the fans who think he’s a lazy dog who doesn’t produce until the games don’t matter…
So I’m leaning towards no Aramis in 2012.
[quote name=JMan]

I am expecting Hendry to trade for a starter this deadline. I think they are a sleeper for Jimenez.[/quote]
………..
Why? And with what?
I don’t see Aramis returning next year. He may be the best option, but I think the Cubs lower payroll and go with someone like Baker and Flaherty at 3rd and that may be as good as Ramirez anyway.
[quote name=mb21]I don’t see Aramis returning next year. He may be the best option, but I think the Cubs lower payroll and go with someone like Baker and Flaherty at 3rd and that may be as good as Ramirez anyway.[/quote]
They won’t contend this way but I think this is the smarter thing to do.
I agree. Unless they have a spending spree again they have little chance of contending other than getting lucky. As we’ve seen with the Pirates, you can have a bad team and still get lucky so why spend the money when you’re still left hoping to get lucky?
new shit: http://www.obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/articles/carlos-marmol-and-kerry-wood-working-on-stuff.html