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  • Marlon Byrd traded to Red Sox for Michael Bowden

    probable that the Cubs will trade Marlon Byrd to the Red Sox. It's likely the Cubs pick up the bulk of Byrd's remaining contract ($6 millionish) to increase the package they get in return. It's unlikely the Cubs will acquire much talent in this trade. A decet relief pitching prospect is probably about as good as it will get.

    More on this as it develops.

    1:34pm: Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine acknowledged to reporters that the club’s talks with the Cubs are advanced, writes Scott Lauber of the Boston Herald. “The talks have been good talks, from what I gather,” Valentine said. “Ben [Cherington] will try to get as good a player as he can get.” — MLBTR

    Byrd states that he has been traded according to Bruce Levine:

    It's also done according to Sean McAdam of CSNNE.com

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    152 Responses to “Marlon Byrd traded to Red Sox for Michael Bowden”

    1. josh 1 josh says:

      These games feel even better after the long losing streaks. It’s the slow buildup that makes it good.

      I was going to do a comic where the Hope Monster is dying, but this win will definitely give him some fuel to come back to life. MAYBE JOE MATHER WILL SAVE US!

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    2. Rice Cube 2 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      Awesome.

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    3. Berselius 3 Berselius says:

      @ josh:

      You’ve got it all wrong, josh. The Cubs are winning because Clevenger started

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    4. josh 4 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      I forgot about the Clevenger Effect.

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    5. Rizzo the Rat 5 ACT says:

      Berselius wrote:

      It would basically turn baseball into football. You’d have a different package of guys out there for each PA/play

      More than that. You’d just have 1 hitter acting like a DH for every defensive player. Unlimited substitutions invalidate the whole concept of a lineup.

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    6. Rice Cube 6 Rice Cube says:

      Oh Castro…

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    7. Rice Cube 7 Rice Cube says:

      Alright, that’ll do, Starlin.

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    8. Berselius 8 Berselius says:

      That was a wierdly shitty slide by Phillips

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    9. 9 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      We’ve lost discipline in the midfield and across the back. Totally disorganized. Modric and Bale have vanished, due to selfish, positionally inept play from both. They’re both trying to be the star of the show and are only succeeding in removing themselves from play.

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    10. Rice Cube 10 Rice Cube says:

      IBB works, but somewhere, a sabermetrician loses a year of his life.

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    11. josh 11 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Has to be the quad strain.

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    12. josh 12 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      IBB works because of the shittiness of pitchers hitting

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    13. Rice Cube 13 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      Indeed, the Book had a nice chapter on this.

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    14. mb21 14 mb21 says:

      Castro’s defense flat out fucking sucks.

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    15. Rizzo the Rat 15 ACT says:

      Castro has more errors than the Cubs have home runs. I wonder how long this will last?

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    16. Rice Cube 16 Rice Cube says:

      Why is Castro so bad at defense? He’s supposed to vacuum that ball up, that looked like a relatively easy ball.

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    17. Rizzo the Rat 17 ACT says:

      And, just as I type that, Castro makes another error.

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    18. Berselius 18 Berselius says:

      Wow, Narveson ——> torn rotator cuff. He looked pretty good last week

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    19. mb21 19 mb21 says:

      I’d move Castro to CF after Byrd is traded. Whether that’s today, tomorrow or the deadline that’s what I’d do.

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    20. Berselius 20 Berselius says:

      non-Cubs TOOTBLAN!

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    21. Berselius 21 Berselius says:

      With that strikeout, Maholm has dropped his season ERA all the way down to 9.00

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    22. mb21 22 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      They’re “on pace for” 54 home runs and Castro is “on pace for” 76 errors. (dying laughing)

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    23. GW 23 GW says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      that’s how i felt wrt campana’s d after watching him on tv last year. he looked good in person, though. covered a ton of ground, backed up jax on occasion, threw out one guy at the plate and just missed a second.

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    24. mb21 24 mb21 says:

      Castro can sure hit. It’s too bad he can’t field.

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    25. Rizzo the Rat 25 ACT says:

      Castro is also hitting .368/.393/.474

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    26. Rice Cube 26 Rice Cube says:

      I guess now Castro is being yelled at for not running out that liner. He should have been on 3B.

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    27. mb21 27 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I don’t know why he wasn’t running on it.

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    28. mb21 28 mb21 says:

      Is Baseball Reference publishing rWAR this season?

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    29. Rice Cube 29 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      I was wondering that. I hypothesized that they were waiting for more data to come in before putting in the numbers? But I thought you could calculate WAR as long as someone had playing time.

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    30. mb21 30 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      You can. Maybe they want to wait a month or something, but I’m beginning to wonder if they’re even going to publish it.

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    31. Rice Cube 31 Rice Cube says:

      Yay! A clean play!

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    32. mb21 32 mb21 says:

      @ mb21:
      I thought maybe it was because they hadn’t updated Total Zone yet, but it is updated.

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    33. mb21 33 mb21 says:

      1:34pm: Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine acknowledged to reporters that the club’s talks with the Cubs are advanced, writes Scott Lauber of the Boston Herald. “The talks have been good talks, from what I gather,” Valentine said. “Ben [Cherington] will try to get as good a player as he can get.” — MLBTR

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    34. 34 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      So apparently the Repko dude BOS called up also separated his shoulder yesterday.

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    35. Rice Cube 35 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing) @ Cubs defense

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    36. 36 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      Campana

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    37. 37 srbutch5 says:

      Stat posted on WGN before the inning:
      “Maholm: season-high 6 IP” (dying laughing)

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    38. Berselius 38 Berselius says:

      Maybe they’re just trying to make Castro feel better

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    39. Rice Cube 39 Rice Cube says:

      Jesus Christ…nice snag by Castro, but WTF Campana.

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    40. bubblesdachimp 40 bubblesdachimp says:

      2 doubles in an inning no outs no runs scored… very rare

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    41. Berselius 41 Berselius says:

      @ srbutch5:

      He’s giving up less than a run per inning now!

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    42. Rice Cube 42 Rice Cube says:

      Dan Patrick is trying too hard.

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    43. Berselius 43 Berselius says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      Dan Patrick missed the memo that Santo was elected to the HOF

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    44. bubblesdachimp 44 bubblesdachimp says:

      plesantly surprised

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    45. GW 45 GW says:

      (dying laughing)

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    46. Rice Cube 46 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing) @ Rolen

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    47. Rice Cube 47 Rice Cube says:

      TOOTBLANRBI

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    48. bubblesdachimp 48 bubblesdachimp says:

      clevenger should start till he comes back dramatically to earth

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    49. 49 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      I’m starting to think that a Clevenger-Castillo platoon could manage league avg production at C.

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    50. Berselius 50 Berselius says:

      I’m guessing we’ll see Marmol coming in to close out a 5 run lead. It’s not like he’s had many opportunities to work lately

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    51. Rice Cube 51 Rice Cube says:

      @ Recalcitrant Blogger Nate:
      I guess they need to hope that Soto kicks ass so they can trade him. I don’t think he will be non-tendered even if he sucks so bad.

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    52. Rice Cube 52 Rice Cube says:

      BUNTFEST!

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    53. GW 53 GW says:

      great bunt

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    54. bubblesdachimp 54 bubblesdachimp says:

      Mather ========> paid attention in the bunting tournament

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    55. 55 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      Campana doesn’t have the bat speed to keep up with the hard stuff

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    56. Rice Cube 56 Rice Cube says:

      Huh. That was different. Glad Barney’s okay.

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    57. GW 57 GW says:

      simon is a creationist that doesn’t believe in dinosaurs

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    58. Berselius 58 Berselius says:

      Looks like White Castle is here today

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    59. bubblesdachimp 59 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ GW:

      bubbles doesnt believe in dinosaurs either.

      This probably wont be shocking to many

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    60. Rice Cube 60 Rice Cube says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:

      Imagine the hilarity if a velociraptor knocked on Bubbles’ door.

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    61. 61 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      <blockquote Source: Byrd deal remains probable. Timing issues remain. #Cubs likely to pay most of Byrd's remaining $6.5M. Bowden in play from #RedSox.

      ken rosenthal. i’d say bowden is interesting for the bullpen

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    62. 62 srbutch5 says:

      Steve Clevenger——–>Man of few words

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    63. GW 63 GW says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:

      oh. i was extrapolating from scant evidence in simon’s case. (i would also guess that he’s a harsh critics of children’s television.)

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    64. bubblesdachimp 64 bubblesdachimp says:

      Aubrey huff is playing second base…

      Seems like a bad idea

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    65. 65 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      Pineda ————> shut down with shoulder pain.

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    66. josh 66 josh says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      It definitely fits in with the whole “I’m an idiot” persona you’ve been cultivating here.

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    67. mb21 67 mb21 says:

      No dinosaurs?

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    68. Pezcore 68 Pezcore says:

      I hope this means we bring up B-Jax. I’m holding out hope that my larger sawx trade (Barney, Soto, and Byrd for Wil Middlebrooks and Anthony Raunado) somehow happens. I’d rather have one B prospect close to the majors for all three than three C+ prospects for each one.

      I’m hoping we somehow snag Raunado. He was top 4 sawx prospects a year ago, but slipped due to injuries. Starter in low teens according to sickels. ++ Upside and not that far away.

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    69. Pezcore 69 Pezcore says:

      I’m hoping upon Kim DeJesus’ titties that Josh doesn’t attack my hope posts with his hope monster.

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    70. GW 70 GW says:

      humber working on something

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    71. GW 71 GW says:

      levine says byrd deal is done

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    72. 73 Interrobang says:

      No Mariner burnt Humber today.

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    73. 74 GBTS22 says:

      Yeah that perfect game needs an asterisk. That wasn’t even close to a swing.

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    74. GW 75 GW says:

      last call was really questionable

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    75. 76 GBTS22 says:

      (dying laughing) Fox isn’t even going to show the replay.

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    76. GW 77 GW says:

      mlb silently rejoicing that it isn’t a call that can be picked apart by the pitchf/x fagets

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    77. Rice Cube 78 Rice Cube says:

      @ GW:
      Milt Pappas is probably breaking shit at home right now.

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    78. Berselius 79 Berselius says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      It is complete. Except for that PTBNL thing.

      It will take 3 months to decide on it, and another 3 months for the media to report it

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    79. Rice Cube 80 Rice Cube says:

      Swing? No swing? Looked like he checked. Oh well.


      The video cannot be shown at the moment. Please try again later.

      Makeup call for Armando Galarraga’s?

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    80. Rice Cube 81 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      Unless Nick Cafardo gets to it first.

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    81. Berselius 82 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing), I thought Humber was still in the Mets org somewhere. No wonder all the other blogs continuously blast this one for being complete shit

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    82. Rizzo the Rat 83 ACT says:

      @ GBTS22:
      It needs an asterisk because it was against the Mariners.

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    83. Rice Cube 84 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing) @ Boston failpen

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    84. Rice Cube 85 Rice Cube says:

      Okay, I sooooooooooooooooooort of get why you’d IBB Cano to face A-Rod.

      But no, I really don’t. Even if he’s in a slump…no.

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    85. Rizzo the Rat 86 ACT says:

      I love how Weaver, Shields, Verlander, Halladay, Strasburg and Kershaw are pitching today, and Philip Humber is the one who gets the perfect game.

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    86. Berselius 87 Berselius says:

      Maybe the Red Sox should get on the phone with Theo for Marmol too.

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    87. Rice Cube 88 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing) (dying laughing) @ IBB #2

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    88. Rice Cube 89 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I mean, I understand trying to get the force at every base too, plus Andruw Jones kinda sucks now, but still.

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    89. Rice Cube 90 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Fortune favors the bold, I guess. Could’ve been a bases-clearer if that’d been hit a bit further away. Too bad they couldn’t get the final out though (dying laughing)

      IBB —> the devil

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    90. mb21 91 mb21 says:

      That looked like a check swing to me, but that just makes it equal to all the other perfect games since a call or three always goes the pitcher’s way.

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    91. mb21 92 mb21 says:

      So I assume they keep Bowden at the big league level and option Maine to Iowa, right?

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    92. Berselius 93 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      That’s what I figure too, though I wonder if they might send down Dolis instead

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    93. GW 94 GW says:

      yeah, they’ve talked a lot about wanting two lefties

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    94. mb21 96 mb21 says:

      There’s a question on The Book Blog: who would you rather have for this season, Strasburg or Cliff Lee. About 3 in 4 have picked Lee. Are they fucking nuts? Lee makes $21.5 million this year. Strasburg $21 million less than that. Obviously you can’t really count on Strasburg for anything over 100 innings and Lee you can probably pencil in for 220. Strasburg is as good and maybe even better than Lee. Take the 100 innings from him for league minimum and spend the other $21 million on someone like Halladay. What the fuck?

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    95. mb21 97 mb21 says:

      @ mb21:
      That’s as obvious as the existence of dinosaurs.

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    96. Rizzo the Rat 98 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      You’re missing the point. It’s not about whom you’d pay for, it’s about which one you’d rather have. People are picking Lee because he’ll get more innings and therefore be more valuable (probably).

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    97. Rizzo the Rat 99 ACT says:

      i.e., it’s asking about perfomance, not contract.

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    98. Berselius 100 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      That’s how I interpreted the question too

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    99. Rizzo the Rat 101 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      I saw one of those today (specifically, a member of the family Cardinalidae, not sure which species).

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    100. mb21 102 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      You’d obviously go with Lee if that’s the question. I assumed when Tango said for this year only it means that you also pay the contract since, well, it’s the only way you’d have the player. Cliff Lee comes with a $21.5 million price tag. Oh well. I misinterpreted the stupid question (it’s stupid either way).

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    101. Rice Cube 103 Rice Cube says:

      @ ACT:
      If that was a dinosaur, does that mean the Cubs also just traded a dinosaur?

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    102. mb21 104 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      I just don’t get it. Dinosaurs aren’t something you believe in. How is something like this explained?

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    103. Rizzo the Rat 105 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      More like a dynosaur.

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    104. Rice Cube 106 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      Someone had a really crazy imagination.

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    105. Rizzo the Rat 107 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      To clarify, I was referring to the fact that birds are members of the dinosaur taxon.

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    106. Rice Cube 108 Rice Cube says:

      @ ACT:
      They are technically avian, but there were some feathered dinosaurs discovered in the fossil record. Plus the bone structure (i.e. the “keel” bone) was remarkably similar.

      /nerd

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    107. mb21 109 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      I know that. I meant I don’t know why someone can just not believe in dinosaurs. What’s not to believe? It’s weird.

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    108. Rizzo the Rat 110 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      null

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    109. Rice Cube 111 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      This reminds me of Carl Everett for some reason.

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    110. mb21 112 mb21 says:

      I don’t believe in orange soda.

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    111. Rizzo the Rat 113 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      I don’t think there really are many people like that.

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    112. Rice Cube 114 Rice Cube says:

      @ ACT:
      I think the phylogeny supports your statement but Dinosauria is a subclass of Reptilia whereas birds are in their own class (Aves) so it depends on which classification system you are talking about. Not that I’m a taxonomist, mind you.

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    113. Rice Cube 116 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:

      Open your mind.

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    114. mb21 117 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      And Luke Scott.

      Here are some things people either believe in or don’t: Santa, Easter bunny, man in the sky, curses.

      Here’s a a few things that exist or existed: Mountain Dew, rainforests, monkeys, hot dogs, cinnamon rolls, dinosaurs, pillows, couches, teeth

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    115. Rizzo the Rat 118 ACT says:

      @ Berselius:
      That’s a pterosaur, not a dinosaur!

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    116. mb21 119 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      I doubt it, but isn’t one too many?

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    117. mb21 121 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Fake.

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    118. Rice Cube 123 Rice Cube says:

      Re: the earlier query I had about substitutions in baseball…what if you forced the manager to keep the player in the same spot in the lineup for the entire game? Would it work better then?

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    119. Rice Cube 124 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      To clarify: that player can be replaced by someone on the bench, but if he comes in, he must go back in his original lineup spot.

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    120. Rizzo the Rat 125 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      That would get rid of the problem of one batter doing all the hitting, but it would still likely lead to the hitters and fielders being different men. I suppose you could argue whether that’s bad, since both defense and offense would likely improve, but it would be a very radical change, and most people like to watch players who can hit as well as field.

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    121. mb21 126 mb21 says:

      With the exception of the DH I’d like to see them field. I’ll admit I’m not as married to that idea as a lot of people are, but I’d still rather the 8 position players bat and the pitcher be replaced by someone who actually practices hitting.

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    122. josh 127 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      The matter is still debated, but there is evidence that birds are descended from a common ancestor with some late dinosaurs.

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    123. josh 128 josh says:

      I gotta say Phil Humber is about the last person I’d expect to pitch a perfect game.

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    124. josh 129 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      I almost wouldn’t mind seeing an O-team and a D-team. I’d be for about anything that made the game more exciting. Personally, I imagine baseball could be made to be an exciting sport. I imagine kind of an arena baseball that maybe has more in common with modern softball than baseball. Taking away some of the elements of chance, such as if the ball is hit, and allowing players to make skill shots, for instance, be reducing the emphasis on pitching, could be fun. Vague I know. It almost seems like to me MLB will never make drastic changes, not until their revenues really suffer. They aren’t going to change major things for fear of losing fans.

      I think the CBA will hurt baseball in the long-term for this reason. It’s a leveling move, which means luck becomes more important. Yay.

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    125. Rizzo the Rat 130 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      I agree. Watching 9 straight DH/1B-type hitters would get tedious, I think.

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    126. Rice Cube 131 Rice Cube says:

      I know Kemp said he wanted to be a 50-50 guy but I guess he’s reprioritized to try to become the first 90-10 guy in MLB history.

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    127. josh 132 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Rasmus has 2 today, he’s threatening to catch up to the Cubs.

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    128. Aisle424 133 Aisle424 says:

      So what’s the deal with Bowden? Is he at least a halfway decent reliever who could make us never have to see Shawn Camp again?

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    129. josh 134 josh says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Just okay. He might be better than Camp. I think he’s a lot younger, at any rate.

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    130. josh 135 josh says:

      Trying some Smuttynose Robust Porter. Pretty good. I like dark beers. That’s why I don’t drink them too often.

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    131. josh 136 josh says:

      @ Pezcore:
      Sorry, I did take a potshot at you in my latest comic. You kind of asked for it (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)

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    132. Rice Cube 137 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      Well done (dying laughing)

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    133. Pezcore 138 Pezcore says:

      @ josh:
      Kim DeJesus’ titties have clearly failed me….

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    134. Pezcore 139 Pezcore says:

      I just hate Soto, that’s all. I really think Clevanger/Castillo will be better than what Soto has to offer. At this point, he is a backup catcher. Why not play splits?

      Soto’s weird, unrealistic every-other-year approach almost always means he will dissapoint, and every even year is worse than the last.

      Plus he’s latino, and Beef Castle/Steve Cleveage are not. And as a member of the general public, I have an unhealthy attitudes towards race.

      I’d like to see Adolfo gone b4 Soto however.

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    135. Rice Cube 140 Rice Cube says:

      @ Pezcore:
      Beef Castle isn’t Latino? Or did he and Clevenger just form Devastator and thus the Latino part is suppressed?

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    136. josh 141 josh says:

      @ Pezcore:
      I love Soto when he’s hitting well. To be fair, I don’t think he’s actively trying to have an every other year is shit career. It’s pretty bizarre.

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    137. Pezcore 142 Pezcore says:

      He’s domincan, but he’s the short half of the split, So Steve’s Clevage downgrades it. I saw the name and thought he was British.

      The brits too busy killing things and playing quidditch to be any good at rounders.

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    138. Pezcore 143 Pezcore says:

      @ josh:
      I did, thanks for fufilling my requests. Now I can be dismayed in peace.

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    139. Rice Cube 145 Rice Cube says:

      Don’t Toews me, bro.

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    140. mb21 147 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Gay people don’t bother him. It’s just the act of gayness that does.

      What the fuck is wrong with people?

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    141. Rizzo the Rat 148 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      It really is sad to me that I’ve had so many comments about me asking that question. But not nearly as many when I put a Bible verse.— Reggie Williams (@ReggWilliams88) April 22, 2012

      Um….

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    142. Rizzo the Rat 149 ACT says:

      Stephen Strasburg has posted a 1.85 FIP over 117 career innings, good for 4.7 fWAR. That’s just crazy.

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    143. mb21 151 mb21 says:

      Why was I thinking Bowden was a lefty?

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