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  • Discredited Draft Review

    Last night was our second annual Discredited Fantasy Baseball draft. I'm posting the results here for people to vote on who drafted the best. I'm particularly interested because of the twelve teams, six were drafted by robots. We'll see if teams drafted with the heart and grit only possessed by humans are better than ones drafted by cold and heartless spreadsheets.

    As a reminder, it's a saber-friendly roto league. Offensive categories: OBP, SLG, R, RBI, Net SB. Pitching categories: QS, WHIP, K, ERA, SV. Teams start four OF, one extra IF, one UTIL, and can have 9 total pitchers of any kind. The teams are listed in the order they drafted.

    Team 1 Team 2 Team 3
    (1) Albert Pujols (2) Troy Tulowitzki (3) Miguel Cabrera
    (24) Giancarlo Stanton (23) Cliff Lee (22) Jose Reyes
    (25) Matt Holliday (26) Felix Hernandez (27) Mark Teixeira
    (48) Stephen Strasburg (47) Dan Uggla (46) Josh Hamilton
    (49) Zack Greinke (50) David Price (51) Nelson Cruz
    (72) Kevin Youkilis (71) Mo Rivera (70) James Shields
    (73) Shin-Soo Choo (74) Madison Bumgarner (75) Yovani Gallardo
    (96) Billy Butler (95) Drew Storen (94) Daniel Hudson
    (97) Rafael Betancourt (98) Joel Hanrahan (99) Ichiro Suzuki
    (120) Buster Posey (119) Jason Heyward (118) Josh Beckett
    (121) Brandon Beachy (122) Logan Morrison (123) Jordan Zimmerman
    (144) Brandon League (143) Heath Bell (142) Dee Gordon
    (145) Paul Goldschmidt (146) Nick Markakis (147) Anibal Sanchez
    (168) Jason Kipnis (167) Gaby Sanchez (166) Justin Masterson
    (169) Ted Lilly (170) Martin Prado (171) Ervin Santana
    (192) Angel Pagan (191) Marco Scutaro (190) Kelly Johnson
    (193) Sergio Santos (194) Geovany Soto (195) Jeff Francouer
    (216) Matt Thornton (215) Kendrys Morales (214) Matt Capps
    (217) Edwin Jackson (218) Brennan Boesch (219) Ryan Howard
    (240) Frank Francisco (239) Russell Martin (238) Aaron Hill
    (241) Johan Santana (242) Chad Billingsley (243) Chipper Jones
    (264) Brett Anderson (263) Allen Craig (262) Kurt Suzuki
    (265) Erik Bedard (266) Mark Buehrle (267) Omar Infante
    (288) Rafael Furcal (287) Danny Valencia (286) Mike Adams

    Team 4 Team 5 Team 6
    (4) Matt Kemp (5) Ryan Braun (6) Jose Bautista
    (21) Dustin Pedroia (20) Prince Fielder (19) Adrian Gonzalez
    (28) Andrew McCutchen (29) Paul Konerko (30) Adrian Beltre
    (45) Cole Hamels (44) Dan Haren (43) Jay Bruce
    (52) Eric Hosmer (53) Jon Lester (54) Jimmy Rollins
    (69) Asdrubal Cabrera (68) Michael Morse (67) Elvis Andrus
    (76) David Ortiz (77) Brett Gardner (78) C.J. Wilson
    (93) Matt Wieters (92) Josh Johnson (91) Jayson Werth
    (100) Jeremy Hellickson (101) Michael Young (102) John Axford
    (117) Chris Young (116) Alex Avila (115) Ubaldo Jimenez
    (124) J.J. Hardy (125) Jhonny Peralta (126) Drew Stubbs
    (141) Max Scherzer (140) Andrew Bailey (139) Gio Gonzalez
    (148) Tim Hudson (149) Neftali Feliz (150) Andre Ethier
    (165) Melky Cabrera (164) Scott Baker (163) Joakim Soria
    (172) Jordan Walden (173) Dustin Ackley (174) Wandy Rodriguez
    (189) Daniel Bard (188) Carlos Marmol (187) Neil Walker
    (196) Clay Buchholz (197) Lucas Duda (198) Yadier Molina
    (213) Ryan Dempster (212) Grant Balfour (211) Joe Nathan
    (220) John Danks (221) Ike Davis (222) Javy Guerra
    (237) Lonnie Chisenhall (236) Brandon Belt (235) Jonathan Sanchez
    (244) Carlos Quentin (245) Derek Holland (246) Mark Trumbo
    (261) Godon Beckham (260) Yonder Alonso (259) Jose Altuve
    (268) Vance Worley (269) Brett Jackson (270) James Loney
    (285) Johnny Giavotella (284) Chris Iannetta (283) Matt Gamel

    Team 7 Team 8 Team 9
    (7) Joey Votto (8) Robinson Cano (9) Carlos Gonzalez
    (18) Justin Verlander (17) Hanley Ramirez (16) Curtis Granderson
    (31) Ryan Zimmerman (32) David Wright (33) Jered Weaver
    (42) Mike Napoli (41) Hunter Pence (40) CC Sabathia
    (55) Matt Cain (56) Alex Gordon (57) Starlin Castro
    (66) Carl Crawford (65) Aramis Ramirez (64) Brian McCann
    (79) Alexei Ramirez (80) Alex Rodriguez (81) Rickie Weeks
    (90) Matt Garza (89) Adam Jones (88) Ricky Romero
    (103) Adam Dunn (104) Matt Latos (105) Michael Pineda
    (114) Howard Kendrick (113) Chris Carpenter (112) Brian Wilson
    (127) Huston Street (128) Miguel Montero (129) Yu Darvish
    (138) J.J. Putz (137) Cory Luebke (136) Jose Valverde
    (151) Doug Fister (152) Adam Lind (153) Nick Swisher
    (162) Jaime Garcia (161) Torii Hunter (160) Carlos Lee
    (175) Matt Joyce (176) Kyle Farnsworth (177) Colby Lewis
    (186) Jason Kubel (185) Tim Stauffer (184) Emilio Bonifacio
    (199) Yoenis Cespedes (200) Gavin Floyd (201) Daniel Murphy
    (210) Chris Perez (209) Bud Norris (208) Danny Espinosa
    (223) Justin Morneau (224) Alex Rios (225) Delmon Young
    (234) J.P. Arencibia (233) Ricky Nolasco (232) Johnny Venters
    (247) Sean Rodriguez (248) Jhoulys Chacin (249) Mitch Moreland
    (258) Carlos Zambrano (257) Ian Desmond (256) Ivan Nova
    (271) Alfonso Soriano (272) Jair Jurrjens (273) Salvador Perez
    (282) Addison Reed (281) J.D. Martinez (280) Ryan Raburn

    Team 10 Team 11 Team 12
    (10) Roy Halladay (11) Jacoby Ellsbury (12) Evan Longoria
    (15) Clayton Kershaw (14) Justin Upton (13) Ian Kinsler
    (34) Tim Lincecum (35) Pablo Sandoval (36) Carlos Santana
    (39) Ben Zobrist (38) Michael Bourn (37) Brett Lawrie
    (58) Lance Berkman (59) Brandon Phillips (60) Craig Kimbrel
    (63) Matt Moore (62) Shane Victorino (61) Jonathan Papelbon
    (82) Adam Wainwright (83) Ian Kennedy (84) B.J. Upton
    (87) Desmond Jennings (86) Chase Utley (85) Michael Cuddyer
    (106) Carlos Beltran (107) Ryan Madson (108) Erick Aybar
    (111) Joe Mauer (110) Corey Hart (109) Tommy Hanson
    (130) Coco Crisp (131) Derek Jeter (132) Mark Reynolds
    (135) Jason Motte (134) Shaun Marcum (133) Freddie Freeman
    (154) Ryan Roberts (155) Hiroki Kuroda (156) Brandon Morrow
    159) Josh Willingham (158) Johnny Cueto (157) Cameron Maybin
    (178) Chris Sale (179) Brandon McCarthy (180) Jesus Montero
    (183) Edwin Encarnacion (182) Stephen Drew (181) Sergio Romo
    (202) Kenley Jansen (203) Carlos Pena (204) Mike Moustakas
    (207) Colby Rasmus (206) Mike Minor (205) David Freese
    (226) Jemile Weeks (227) Wilson Ramos (228) Tyler Clippard
    (231) Chase Headley (230) Yunel Escobar (229) Brett Myers
    (250) Mike Carp (251) Jim Johnson (252) Peter Bourjos
    (255) Jason Bartlett (254) Francisco Cordero (253) Dexter Fowler
    (274) Josh Collmenter (275) Austin Jackson (276) Jonathon Niese
    (279) Jose Tabata (278) Alcides Escobar (277) Trevor Cahill

    Vote in the comments.

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    112 Responses to “Discredited Draft Review”

    1. josh 1 josh says:

      I like Team 10, but I didn’t do any particular calculations. Seems like a good rotation.

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    2. mb21 2 mb21 says:

      I haven’t had a time to look through these closely, but I have to scratch team 12 from the best draft based on their first two picks. Longoria is a great pick, but Kinsler next? Later in that round the following players were taken: Kershaw, Hanley Ramirez, Verlander, A-Gon, Fielder, Pedroia, and Cliff Lee. Any of them should have been picked ahead of Kinsler. Then again, I’m not all that familiar with fantasy baseball, but it’s hard to imagine Kinsler providing more value than any of them.

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    3. 3 ACT says:

      josh wrote:

      Seems like a good rotation.

      Yeah, I think most teams would be happy to have Halladay, Kershaw, Lincecum, Moore, and Wainwright.

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    4. mb21 4 mb21 says:

      I liked this part:

      As a reminder, it’s a saber-friendly roto league. Offensive categories: OBP, SLG, R, RBI

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    5. Mish 5 Mish says:

      @ mb21:
      We tried to do R + RBI but they didn’t have it.

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    6. josh 6 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      That’s funny, I didn’t even notice Kershaw.

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    7. mb21 7 mb21 says:

      I’m surprised Votto lasted until the 7th pick. I might have taken him 1st.

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    8. mb21 8 mb21 says:

      I’m not sure team 7 is the best overall, but I think they have the best position player in the game and the best pitcher in baseball.

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    9. Aisle424 9 Aisle424 says:

      I don’t want to give away which team is which, but ESPN’s draft room compiles roto-rankings based on the projections for the players and my team was in 1st place by about 10 points. I don’t know who was 2nd. I only cared about myself.

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    10. EnricoPallazzo 10 EnricoPallazzo says:

      @ mb21:

      mb, not sure if you figured out the answer to your stats question or not…haven’t read a ton of comments in the last few days. but you can use the normdist function in excel as follows

      =NORMDIST(.360,.330,.015,1)

      this means you are trying to calculate the probability that a batter with an .330 OBA will post a .360 OBA where the std dev is 0.015. the 1 is a true/false for whether or not the function is cumulative. put this into excel and you will get a result of 0.97725 (so there is a 2.3% chance that a player will perform at this level). from here it is simple enough to write a macro that lets you get 0.800 as your given answer and the variable is the desired OBA (i.e. the “.360″ in the above function). not sure if i answered your question but i can help you more if you want me to.

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    11. Aisle424 11 Aisle424 says:

      I think most of the live-drafted teams were ahead of most of the computer-drafted teams, which makes me think that we are at least smarter than ESPN’s fantasy baseball computers.

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    12. WaLi 12 WaLi says:

      TLDR –> Team 1.

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    13. mb21 13 mb21 says:

      I voted team 2. Tulo, Lee, King Felix is probably better than any other top 3. Ugla, Price, Mo and Bumgarner very strong 4 through 7 picks.

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    14. Mish 14 Mish says:

      Aisle424 wrote:

      I only think about cats.

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    15. Mish 15 Mish says:

      @ mb21:
      Think like WAR; it’s much easier to replace a 1B with decent numbers. Finding a SS or CF who can put up numbers similar to Tulo or Kemp are harder to come by.

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    16. mb21 16 mb21 says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      Thanks a lot for you input here. I was able to figure it out, but I got help from SG on RLWY so he’s owed all the credit.

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    17. josh 17 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      I assume you’re referring to Carlos Zambrano and Alfonso Soriano.

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    18. Mish 18 Mish says:

      Kinsler might have been high, but in the world of fantasy, it sounds about right. If healthy ( a big if), he’s a 20 HR/20 SB guy, and hitting in that offense, will score lots of runs or have opportunities to drive him in. And even tho he’s been more of a non-entity the last few years, Chase Utley’s injury really hurts the depth at 2B.

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    19. Aisle424 19 Aisle424 says:

      Mish wrote:

      We don’t break it down by OF position though, so that generally dilutes the value of a centerfielder unless you are talking about steals.

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    20. EnricoPallazzo 20 EnricoPallazzo says:

      @ GBTS:

      i live in baltimore and go down to silver spring every so often. it’s not bad. there are a decent amount of younger people there who i assume don’t want to pay to live downtown, but still want a social life. lots of families too though so it’s not like being downtown, but there is a decent amount of social stuff going on for being basically in the suburbs, plus the red line goes right through downtown silver spring so you can get into the city very easily. it kind of reminds me of oak park. i’m not a big fan of the suburban living in general but i wouldn’t mind being in silver spring, especially if i was working in rockville. this is also because there are very few places in downtown DC that i’ve been to that i didn’t hate.

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    21. Aisle424 21 Aisle424 says:

      Mish wrote:

      Kinsler might have been high, but in the world of fantasy, it sounds about right. If healthy ( a big if), he’s a 20 HR/20 SB guy, and hitting in that offense, will score lots of runs or have opportunities to drive him in.

      There are a bunch of guys with 2b eligibility with pretty decent bats though. That position doesn’t have the scarcity it used to. 3B and SS seemed to be the shallowest this year. Even catcher has a bunch of guys with potential upside. I picked Soto up off waivers in my keeper/auction league.

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    22. josh 22 josh says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      I like that your name links to Pottery Barn.

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    23. GW 23 GW says:

      I’m going to clean up in that league. done deal. sealed.

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    24. mb21 24 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      I’ve been wondering about that.

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    25. bubblesdachimp 25 bubblesdachimp says:

      I voted team 4

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    26. GBTS 26 GBTS says:

      I think Team 1 is clearly tops, stud hitting and two elite pitchers at the top. Sick draft.

      Team 10 clearly has the best pitching but that offense is teetering on disaster if Berkman/Beltran don’t have spectacular seasons again.

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    27. Mish 27 Mish says:

      @ Aisle424:
      I neither drafted for my team nor am aware of league settings. In short: I did not read every word in our league. (dying laughing)

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    28. GBTS 29 GBTS says:

      @ Mish:
      (dying laughing) We could also have Mish vote on which team he thinks is his.

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    29. WenningtonsGorillaCock 30 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      Cubs announce special “Special Events” events. With extra-cost tickets, no less. I don’t know which I’m more excited for: Social Media Night I, Social Media Night II, Singles Night (“Each ticket package will include a special Cubs “Singles Night” T-shirt to let other singles know that you are ready to mingle”) or Weather Appreciation Day? (dying laughing)

      http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/ticketing/specialevents.jsp?partnerId=ed-5699958-256841560

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    30. josh 31 josh says:

      @ GBTS:
      Like I said, I didn’t do a thorough analysis, plus I don’t know how fantasy baseball really works. I mean, I basically get it, but the nuances I don’t know about.

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    31. Mish 32 Mish says:

      Tebow trade may be nullified, but this made me (dying laughing):

      http://deadspin.com/5895308/the-guy-who-wrote-game-of-thrones-hates-the-tebow-trade

      GRRM should stop blogging about Tebow and start finishing Book 6.

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    32. GBTS 33 GBTS says:

      @ mb21:
      I lile Team 2 except for the inexplicable run on closers in rounds 6 through 12. (dying laughing)

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    33. josh 34 josh says:

      @ GW:

      if Branson, Missouri had an NFL team, that would be a perfect fit.

      Yes. This.

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    34. GBTS 35 GBTS says:

      I’ll update the post with who is who in a little bit.

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    35. Mish 36 Mish says:

      @ GBTS:
      I got the email but I never checked which players I got. My name from last year was Amusingly Wrong. I’ll say Team 5. (dying laughing)

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    36. Aisle424 37 Aisle424 says:

      WenningtonsGorillaCock wrote:

      Cubs announce special “Special Events” events. With extra-cost tickets, no less. I don’t know which I’m more excited for: Social Media Night I, Social Media Night II, Singles Night (“Each ticket package will include a special Cubs “Singles Night” T-shirt to let other singles know that you are ready to mingle”) or Weather Appreciation Day? (dying laughing)

      This has been a post that has been percolating in the back of my head for a couple of days. I may have to get off my ass and write it.

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    37. mb21 38 mb21 says:

      deleted

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    38. josh 39 josh says:

      [CENSORED]

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    39. GBTS 40 GBTS says:

      @ Mish:
      Amusing, but wrong. (dying laughing)

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    40. WaLi 41 WaLi says:

      {redacted}

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    41. Mish 42 Mish says:

      @ GBTS:
      Uh…Team 3?

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    42. Rice Cube 43 Rice Cube says:

      I liked Team 2. I wish they played for the Cubs.

      Well, Soto does, but the other guys should too.

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    43. Aisle424 44 Aisle424 says:

      ENOUGH!

      If you guys don’t knock off all the synonyms for editing, I am going to go on the most edited rant you have ever seen!

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    44. Rice Cube 45 Rice Cube says:

      Aisle424 wrote:

      [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

      [redacted]

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    45. mb21 46 mb21 says:

      @ [Name Redacted]:
      go for it

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    46. Rice Cube 47 Rice Cube says:

      Do we get to find out which teams were drafted by robots, or is this part of the experiment?

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    47. Suburban kid 48 Suburban kid says:

      What the fuck is going on?

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    48. Suburban kid 49 Suburban kid says:

      MB, your Eric Clapton story kicks the shit out of my Eric Clapton stories.

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    49. GBTS 51 GBTS says:

      Well I don’t think I can edit the actual post, so here:

      Team 1 – GW (Human)
      Team 2 – “They Smashed My Boombox” (Human and defending champion)
      Team 3 – Mish (Robot)
      Team 4 – Wennington’s Gorilla Cock (Robot)
      Team 5 – GBTS (Human)
      Team 6 – Serbian King (Robot)
      Team 7 – Bellewether Meltdown (Human who hasn’t posted here since 2002)
      Team 8 – PFD (Robot)
      Team 9 – “The Secret Weapons” (Pezcore? Either way, human)
      Team 10 – Aisley (Human)
      Team 11 – Nate (Robot)
      Team 12 – “Team Dau” (Cyborg – Dau showed up to draft his first two picks and then left to watch a Portland Trailblazers Game)

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    50. 52 cdw* says:

      Just got back from the Nats/Braves practice game. Nats fans were talking shit to Jayson Werth for not running into a wall to make a play on a foul ball. smh. Heyward spent the day practicing hitting balls out of the zone. He needs more practice.

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    51. josh 53 josh says:

      @ cdw*:
      Were they saying “C’mon, Jayson! Hurt yourself in spring training so you’ll be even less valuable, because I’m too cheap to buy regular season ticket games and expect full competition!”?

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    52. Suburban kid 54 Suburban kid says:

      Of course, nobody can top my Boy George story.

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    53. 55 cdw* says:

      They used some pretty lame taunts about his long hair/beard and laziness. He told them to go back to eating their sandwiches. But yeah, they were pretty stupid. Obviously, if he had gone after it and hurt himself he would be an idiot. Seriously though, that would have been a bad decision. I’m shocked they didn’t boo Fredi Gonzalez for pulling the starting pitcher after only pitching four inning.

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    54. 56 ACT says:

      Sori’s ST slash line: .357/.333/.893
      (Like Castro, he hasn’t drawn a walk yet.)

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    55. Suburban kid 57 Suburban kid says:

      cdw* wrote:

      He told them to go back to eating their sandwiches.

      Alvin was there?

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    56. WenningtonsGorillaCock 58 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      GBTS wrote:

      Well I don’t think I can edit the actual post, so here:

      Team 1 – GW (Human)
      Team 2 – “They Smashed My Boombox” (Human and defending champion)
      Team 3 – Mish (Robot)
      Team 4 – Wennington’s Gorilla Cock (Robot)
      Team 5 – GBTS (Human)
      Team 6 – Serbian King (Robot)
      Team 7 – Bellewether Meltdown (Human who hasn’t posted here since 2002)
      Team 8 – PFD (Robot)
      Team 9 – “The Secret Weapons” (Pezcore? Either way, human)
      Team 10 – Aisley (Human)
      Team 11 – Nate (Robot)
      Team 12 – “Team Dau” (Cyborg – Dau showed up to draft his first two picks and then left to watch a Portland Trailblazers Game)

      This is the first I’ve heard that I’m in this league (dying laughing)

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    57. mb21 59 mb21 says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      I don’t know about that. It’s not like he and I exchanged hellos or gave each other fist bumps. I was just surprised to see him there. Right away I knew it was him, but I was thinking there’s no way it’s him. Looked exactly like him. And then, “Hi, my name is Eric…”

      I was still unsure if it was him or not. It’s fucking Kansas City so I looked at his tour schedule and sure enough, he was in town.

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    58. mb21 60 mb21 says:

      GBTS wrote:

      Team 7 – Bellewether Meltdown (Human who hasn’t posted here since 2002)

      What the fuck happened with him? I thought he died or something.

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    59. mb21 61 mb21 says:

      @ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
      (dying laughing)

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    60. Aisle424 62 Aisle424 says:

      mb21 wrote:

      And then, “Hi, my name is Eric…”

      MB: “PLAY LAYLA!!!”

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    61. GBTS 63 GBTS says:

      @ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
      (dying laughing) The team’s abbreviation is “WGC,” I just assumed it was you.

      Were you in last year? It just rolled over.

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    62. mb21 64 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      Winston’s Gorilla Cock

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    63. GBTS 65 GBTS says:

      @ mb21:
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    64. GBTS 66 GBTS says:

      Churchill was pretty huge.

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    65. mb21 67 mb21 says:

      I don’t think Bellwether posted at ACB after 2007. Surprised he’s still around.

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    66. GBTS 68 GBTS says:

      @ mb21:
      He’s the guy who brought me over to ACB in the first place. He works ungodly hours.

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    67. 69 Mercurial Outfielder says:

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    68. mb21 70 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      As was FDR and Stalin. They weren’t called The Big Three for nothing.

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    69. mb21 71 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      He brought you over and forgot to pick you up? I’d be pissed.

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    70. Aisle424 72 Aisle424 says:

      My plan was to draft as many Cardinals as possible to watch them die slow deaths. It’s already working with Carpenter in my other league.

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    71. mb21 73 mb21 says:

      GBTS wrote:

      ungodly hours

      Santorum does not approve this message.

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    72. 74 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The Jets just got 50% shittier.

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    73. 75 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Hammer ————-> Saints

      Payton banned for season, Williams banned INDEFINITELY, Saints GM banned for 1/2 season. $500K fine, loss of 2nd round picks this year and next.

      Fuck and yes.

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    74. PFD 76 PFD says:

      Just got an email letting me know I’m apparently in the fantasy league, and have Team 8. Your all going down.

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    75. 77 Mercurial Outfielder says:

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    76. PFD 78 PFD says:

      Also, not that too many Illini fans frequent these parts, but the Illini really embarrassed themselves with this Shaka Smart thing. So much leakage, and now ESPN reporting we offer him 3 mil and he wants no part of it. Pathetic.

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    77. Suburban kid 79 Suburban kid says:

      @ mb21:
      That’s pretty awesome.

      Clapton only came into a bookstore I was working in. I didn’t wait on him or anything. Unlike Boy George.

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    78. 80 mambochicken says:

      @ PFD:

      That’s disgusting.

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    79. Aisle424 81 Aisle424 says:

      New season tickets look pretty sweet:

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    80. 82 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Those tickets are fucking sweet.

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    81. mb21 83 mb21 says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Which game is Koyie Hill pictured on?

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    82. Rice Cube 84 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      FDR is an American badass, after all.

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    83. 85 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mb21:
      Game 163. He shows up all the time. Grinder.

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    84. Aisle424 86 Aisle424 says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Which game is Koyie Hill pictured on?

      The grittiest one.

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    85. PFD 87 PFD says:

      Yeah the new tickets are awesome.

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    86. Rice Cube 88 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:
      The Cubs need to identify the grittiest player on this year’s roster, re-sign him for next season, and then print his picture on a ticket made of 20 grit sandpaper.

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    87. Aisle424 89 Aisle424 says:

      I love that Kingman is on the tickets. During my first trip to Wrigley, some drunk dude spent a lot of time explaining to me that Kingman was “fucking worthless.” I was eight. My mother was not happy.

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    88. 90 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Aisle424:

      WE ARE SABR. DAVE KINGMAN IS OUR 3TO GOD. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

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    89. josh 91 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      My only celebrity story is that Richard Gere filmed a shitty low-budget movie near and in a town I lived in, in Iowa. I do have a friend who worked in movies, he met all kinds of famous people. His favorite person was Danny Trejo. His least favorite was Edward Norton. Apparently Ed accused him of stealing a laptop.

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    90. josh 92 josh says:

      I did see Weird Al in concert. I’m counting that.

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    91. Mucker 93 Mucker says:

      My celeb moment was meeting and shaking Zakk Wylde’s hand. It was so fucking cool. I have a picture of it. I also went to a Michael Jordan celebrity gold tournament and met about 50 celebs. Reggie Jackson, Rod Woodson, Hootie and the Blowfish, Lou Holtz, Rocket Ismael, Stuart Scott, fucking Shaft. Reggie Jackson is the biggest asshole on the face of the planet. So is Rod Woodson.

      There’s also the time I shagged Jennifer Aniston. But that doesn’t really count because we never talked.

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    92. josh 94 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      Yeah, no, that definitely doesn’t count. How much did she pay you?

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    93. Smokestack Lightning 95 Smokestack Lightning says:

      OT but…

      Tebow to the Jets is done…again.

      http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7720305/new-york-jets-denver-broncos-complete-tim-tebow-trade-second-time

      Utterly fucking amazing turn of events. Bravo, Mr. Elway, bravo.

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    94. Mucker 96 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      (dying laughing) Not enough.

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    95. josh 97 josh says:

      Zakk Wylde a nice guy? I read this one interview with him and he came across like a bit of an ass, but then again, he might have just been annoyed at the interviewer. Some of those guitar guys really hate guitar magazines.

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    96. 98 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

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    97. uncle dave 99 uncle dave says:

      PFD wrote:

      Also, not that too many Illini fans frequent these parts, but the Illini really embarrassed themselves with this Shaka Smart thing. So much leakage, and now ESPN reporting we offer him 3 mil and he wants no part of it. Pathetic.

      After Thomas’ handling of the situation around Weber this year, why would the hottest coach in the country want the Illinois job? Even absent that, the true ‘home run’ hires probably wouldn’t want the job — high expectations, average facilities, the perception that it’s not a top-tier job potentially damaging your reputation — but the situation there is so toxic right now I’m not sure they’ll land anyone particularly inspiring.

      I think the best-case scenario is that they get a mid-major coach who’s either green or has had their star dim a bit. Absent the negativity around the program and the asshole you’d be working for, it’s a decent situation…at the very least, the cupboard is full. But I don’t envy whoever does take the job.

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    98. josh 100 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      How much did he pay you?

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    99. GBTS 101 GBTS says:

      @ josh:
      How much is a Whopper?

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    100. 102 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      You’ll have to look at your checkbook register. It bounced, BTW.

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    101. GBTS 103 GBTS says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Are you implying that you had sex in a Burger King restroom with some man who writes invalid checks on josh’s bank account?

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    102. 104 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ GBTS:
      No, I sold him a fake watch.

      That I had put in my ass for safekeeping.

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    103. Aisle424 105 Aisle424 says:

      My celeb story is when I literally bumped into Rod Blagojevich in the concourse of Wrigley before one of the 2003 playoff games. I was going one way and all of a sudden a dude in a suit and a Cubs hat bumps my shoulder. I look up and it’s Rod. He smiled apologetically headed on his way. True story.

      I also was on the same Southwest flight with Marv Levy once.

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    104. Mucker 106 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      Yeah he was. He loves his fans. He seems really straight forward. If he doesn’t like something he tells you. But he did a meet and greet in Finland and it was for 1 hour but there was a line with about 1,000 people waiting for him and he stayed until each fan got an autograph and pic. He was really cool with me. He said what’s up, shook my hand, gave a sweet pic and I had him sign a Guitar World mag with him and Dime on the cover and he was talking about Dime. This was before Dime’s death.

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    105. josh 107 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Caveat venditor

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    106. josh 108 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      Cool. I think in that interview he was getting annoyed because the solo they were asking about was just a straight pentatonic thing, and he was like “just listen to the record, you’ll figure it out in two seconds.”

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    107. 109 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Same to you.

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    108. mb21 110 mb21 says:

      I had a drink with Les Claypool back in 1995 or 1996 in Iowa City. His wife (at the time anyway) was from Iowa City.

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    109. 111 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mb21:

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