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  • Daily Facepalm 3.27.12

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    Practice Game Recap

    Paul Maholm had a good outing, striking out six over five innings and allowing no runs. Carlos Marmol also pitched a scoreless inning in his first outing since having an MRI on his neck for a hand problem. Castro drew his first walk of the spring.

    Is there a Cubs game today?

    The Cubs travel to the Reds at 3 pm CT. Len and Mick have the call, and Matt Garza will take the mound for the Cubs.

    Is there baseball that counts tomorrow?

    Indeed, the Mariners and the A's kick off the season in Japan tomorrow morning,

    Will I be able to watch it?

    Sure, if you feel like getting up at 5 AM (3 AM on the west coast, where these teams are from). And only if you live in the Seattle area, or bought MLB.TV.  From what I've seen no one is airing the game in the Bay Area. It's nice for MLB to work on its relationship with Japan, but based on the marketing of the games here it's like it wants everyone else to forget about it. I've seen plenty of ads for the Cardinals-Marlins game next wednesday on ESPN which are being trumpeted as the season opener.

    Burn of the day

    Kerry Wood:

    It only took you guys a week to notice I wasn’t out there. You guys are right on top of it.

    Former Cub Brandon Guyer is mixed up in this Matt Bush mess

    The car that Matt Bush was driving in his drunken hit-and-run belonged to Brandon Guyer. If the police can determine if Guyer knew Bush's license was suspended, he may also face criminal charges. The 72-year old motorcyclist that Bush hit (and ran over his head) has become unresponsive. Andrew Friedman has stated that Bush will never play for the Rays again. Hopefully he'll be playing in the Florida Penal League for a long time.

    It's all sunshine and rainbows for Dale Sveum

    Multiple players are lauding Dale Sveum for his spring, saying that he managed to stress fundamentals without making it boring.

    Media beating the trade Marlon Byrd drum, bullpen news

    As far as I can tell, after Buster Olney made an offhand remark about a comment on someone else's blog about Marlon Byrd being a good fit for the Braves, suddenly Marlon Byrd is being "shopped around".  According to Gordo the Cubs have talked to the Nationals and Braves about a Byrd trade, and alluded to the vague "we could have a trade" before opening day quote that Hoyer gave last week. Trading Byrd would clear the way for top prospect Brett Jackson, who Sveum thinks is more than ready for the big leagues. They'll trade Byrd for the right package but I think these trade offers are being instigated by other teams.

    Gordo also said that Shawn Camp is expected to make the pen, and it looks like he canceled out Sveum's endoresment of Coleman late last week. Right now it looks like it will be Marmol, Wood, Dolis, Russell, Camp, Wells, and one of Coleman, Castillo, Maine, and less likely Parker or de la Cruz.

    Pic of the day

    An appropriate response to Tim's excellent post yesterday about ESPN punching bag Steve Bartman. Leave him alone, assholes.

    DirectTV might lose WGN

    TribCo and DirectTV are still hammering out their tv contract, with a deadline at the end of the month. If they can't reach an agreement WGN would be pulled from the lineup, as well as proramming from a few other Trib-owned stations (Mets, Phillies). Even more importantly you local Chicagoites would lose access to The Vampire Diaries via DirecTV. Won't TribCo think of the children?

    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
    Berselius

    48 Responses to “Daily Facepalm 3.27.12”

    1. Mish 1 Mish says:

      Florida Penis League, eh?

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    2. Berselius 2 Berselius says:

      Post updated with a new bit of news

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    3. 3 Mobile Rice says:

      Seems like a bad thing for WGN if they get dumped by any carrier…and by extension, not so good for Los Cubs.

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    4. Berselius 4 Berselius says:

      @ Mobile Rice:

      Agreed. Especially considering that DirectTV is the biggest carrier.

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    5. Berselius 5 Berselius says:

      I get WGN here but only in SD through Time Warner. I’m going to watch most games on mlb.tv, since you also don’t get any commercials (at least on the ps3 version).

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    6. josh 6 josh says:

      I believe my parents watch WGN on DirectTV out in the boonies (Nebraska).

      Terrible about that old guy Matt Bush hit. According to the article I scanned they put him in a medically induced coma. That’s never a good sign.

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    7. Mish 7 Mish says:

      The Marlins new HR monstrosity set to music, including Star Wars Cantina music and the Game of Thrones theme:

      http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=16307

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    8. Mish 8 Mish says:

      Today’s Groupon is 64% off a Cubs rooftop.

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    9. Aisle424 9 Aisle424 says:

      Mish wrote:

      Today’s Groupon is 64% off a Cubs rooftop.

      I can’t believe the rooftops are screwing over their best customers like that.

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    10. Berselius 10 Berselius says:

      Mish wrote:

      Today’s Groupon is 64% off a Cubs rooftop.

      I hope they’re selling supports for that roof too. It would look pretty boring sitting flat on the ground in my backyard.

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    11. mb21 11 mb21 says:

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      Download | Convert YouTube to MP3

      Updated youtube plugin so I wanted to check to see if it still works right.

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    12. Berselius 12 Berselius says:

      Colin Wyers wrote:

      I’ll set up a Kickstarter for a kegerator, a keg of Shiner, a webcam and Bradbury’s second book.

      I would contribute money to this

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    13. GBTS 13 GBTS says:

      @ Mish:
      OV outing? I’ll make the shirts.

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    14. mb21 14 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      ccd is bringing the cole slaw.

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    15. mb21 15 mb21 says:

      I think the next time I go to Wrigley Field I’m going to take a bunch of cole slaw with me and find Alvin so I can sit next to him and eat it in front of him.

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    16. Berselius 16 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      Make sure you get it/use a recipe from Trotter’s. I bet he makes fucking amazing slaw, which I generally loathe (dying laughing)

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    17. Suburban kid 17 Suburban kid says:

      What’s the dealio with spoilers? I don’t see no spoiler button.

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    18. Suburban kid 18 Suburban kid says:

      I was going to plan an OV outing for August when I’m in Chicago. Even if no one else comes, I’ll be there.

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    19. Rice Cube 19 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mish:
      Let me know when they do one for the rooftop inside the park.

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    20. mb21 20 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      I know he makes or did make some kick ass Asian slaw. I can’t stand the basic slaw you get in a store or some restaurants. Nasty stuff. I’ve tasted some that are really good though.

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    21. 21 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      [spoiler]You haven’t been reading every word.[/spoiler]

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    22. mb21 22 mb21 says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      We don’t make things easy around here. (dying laughing)

      *spoiler*WHATEVER TEXT YOU WANT*/spoiler*

      Replace the * with brackets.

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    23. Rice Cube 23 Rice Cube says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      [spoiler]You have to make your own spoiler[/spoiler]

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    24. WaLi 24 WaLi says:

      [spoiler]Food can become spoiled by not canning, refrigerating, or freezing[/spoiler]

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    25. Rice Cube 25 Rice Cube says:

      Burn of the day
      Kerry Wood:
      It only took you guys a week to notice I wasn’t out there. You guys are right on top of it.

      If a tree falls in the forest and the Chicago media was looking right at it, will they report the story by September?

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    26. 26 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Free live webcast of today’s game on cubs.com.

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    27. Suburban kid 27 Suburban kid says:

      mb21 wrote:

      *spoiler*WHATEVER TEXT YOU WANT*/spoiler*

      Replace the * with brackets.

      I tried that, didn’t work.

      [spoiler] unless you meant this square kind of bracket [/spoiler]

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    28. Suburban kid 28 Suburban kid says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      [spoiler] Correct [/spoiler]

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    29. Suburban kid 29 Suburban kid says:

      @ WaLi:
      [spoiler] Food Lizard dicks can become spoiled by not canning, refrigerating, or freezing and storing in bags [/spoiler]

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    30. WaLi 30 WaLi says:

      Nothing to see here.

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    31. WaLi 31 WaLi says:

      mb21 wrote:

      We don’t make things easy around here. (dying laughing)
      *spoiler*WHATEVER TEXT YOU WANT*/spoiler*
      Replace the * with brackets.

      Replace * with

      ?? Not sure how that will help.

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    32. Rice Cube 32 Rice Cube says:

      [spoiler title="for Karate Kid fans"][/spoiler]

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    33. 33 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Given the paucity if power in this lineup and their complete ineptitude on the basepaths, they might be better off bunting. Maybe Sveum is on to something.

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    34. Berselius 34 Berselius says:

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/2012-organizational-rankings-26-san-diego/

      Fangraphs (and Brad from Cubs Stats) are pretty down on the organization that Jed Hoyer left in his rear-view mirror

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/2012-organizational-rankings-26-san-diego/

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    35. 37 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ ACT:
      I still don’t understand why we should regard the spikes in any 14-inning sample as predictive in any way. Yes, there’s a correlative increase; that still doesn’t mitigate the sample size issues.

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    36. GBTS 38 GBTS says:

      Latest Simmons:

      Let’s recap everything that happened since Game 161 in late September. The first body blow: We totally choked away Game 162 (and a playoff spot), completed the biggest September collapse in baseball history, turned Robert Andino into the modern-day Bucky Bleeping Dent, spawned bitter pieces from both you and me and made me ask myself things like, “Why does it feel like we won that last World Series 40 years ago?

      Stopped reading there. (dying laughing)

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    37. mb21 39 mb21 says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Exactly. Kerry Wood struckout 33 batters over a 16 inning stretch in 1998. We already knew Wood struckout a shitload of batters. We also knew that 16 inning sample was next to useless. The difference between Wood’s 16 inning sample and Samardzija’s 14 innings are this: Wood was 7 years younger and he did this at the MLB level (not spring training). We knew Wood would strike a lot of guys out based on his 11+ K/9 rate over 350+ minor league innings in 1996, 1997 and 1998. Not to mention he did that while being 18, 19 and 20 years old.

      FWIW, I do think F7 has increased his true talent level when it comes to strikeouts. You need about 250 or 300 batters to have correlation of .5 or higher and he faced just over that last year. However, that’s in the bullpen so we can expect 17% less as a starter. And we still have to regress last year’s total quite a bit.

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    38. mb21 41 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      Alvin could totally write that sentence.

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    39. Berselius 42 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      Colin was drunkenly tearing apart that article on twitter last night

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    40. mb21 43 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      Did he? I was thinking of doing the same, but then I realized that I’ve always hated their organizational rankings. I don’t even know why they bother except to get search engine hits. I suppose that’s a big enough reason to do it, but every one I’ve read is usually pretty bad.

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    41. mb21 45 mb21 says:

      Oh, you’re talking about a different article on Fangraphs.

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    42. Rice Cube 46 Rice Cube says:

      I thought the gist of spring training was to see how guys reacted in certain situations and not so much to put an emphasis on their statistics. Like, checking to make sure they had good mechanics and fundamentals and stuff.

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    43. JonKneeV 47 jtsunami says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Alvin could totally write that sentence.

      Why does it feel – in my brain that’s in my head – that our last World Series was over 40 years ago, by that I mean 1972, when our last World Series was actually just 4 short, amazing years ago — 2008?

      /Yellon’d

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