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  • Daily Facepalm 3.23.12 – Too many DUIs edition

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    Practice game recap

    The Cubs pounded the rangers 11-4. Soriano, Mather, Jackson, and Ian Stewart all homered. Matt Garza threw 81 pitches in five innings, but could have gone deeper had Darwin Barney not committed two errors in the fourth inning. Marcos Mateo left the game with an injury and there's no word on how serious it could be. They were looking at his elbow though, so it's probably not good.

    Is there a Cubs game today?

    Indeed. Jeff Samardzija gets the start against the Rockies today at 3pm. Len and Mick have the call on Gameday. From what I've gathered from the interwebs, Keith Law should be there to see Samardzija pitch today.

    Today in horrifying news

    This news about former number one pick Matt Bush is horrible. He was driving drunk and hit a 72-year old man on a motorcycle and fled the scene. When the police later apprehended him he blew a .180. According to the local NBC affiliate, Bush's SUV ran over the victim's head, and he only survived because he was wearing a helmet. (Side point – everytime I see someone on a motorcycle not wearing a helmet or in shorts, I just want to Force-push them over for being fucking idiots).

    Not to be outdone, Sox of various colors reliever Bobby Jenks was also arrested for a DUI hit-and-run last night.

    I know it's not baseball's job to tell these guys what to do when they're not actively doing baseball job related things, but Jesus.

    Opening Day starter to be announced today

    I suspect that whoever it is, his name will rhyme with Brian Hempster.

    Keith Law on various Cubs prospects

    Keith Law has seen a Cubs game or two in the past week, and chatted about Cubs prospects. The highlights

    • Vogelbach has lost 20-25 pounds, and looked overmatched, with a slow bat and poor recognition of off-speed pitches. I don't know who he was facing though, he's young enough that he's going to be way down in the system so I'm not too concerned yet. Everyone knows he still has a long way to go
    • Klaw loves Jeimer Candelario. He doesn't have great bat speed but his swing is "simple" and has a good feel for hitting
    • Klaw thinks the current CBA changes wrt international players will be in place as long as Selig and Reinsdorf are around. I don't think they're going anywhere even after they've departed this plane.
    • Hayden Simpson couldn't even hit 90 on the gun earlier this week. Klaw thinks he's donezo, and that his velocity spike that led to the Cubs drafting him was a fluke.
    • Klaw on Samardzija: "Have heard it's been an unbelievable transformation – like the light bulb just went on. It's just spring, but I've seen him in past springs where I wouldn't have given him a snowball's chance of big league value, so there's at least something different there."
    • He lists Baez (who he's very high on), Candelario, Dunston Jr., and Cuban OF Yasiel Balaguer as players to be excited about in the low minors. He thinks Baez ends up as a 3B, though he won't rule out SS

    40-man roster update

    Andy Sonnanstine was outrighted to AAA yesterday, so the Cubs have two roster spots open. They'll probably go to DeWitt and Mather.

    Is there Wrigley Talk Friday today?

    Oh, indeed. If could be at either 1 or 2 pm today. Those crafty WTFers like to keep us on our toes.

    Today is Wire Quote Day

    Cool Lester Smooth says to leave your favorites in the comments.

    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
    Berselius

    246 Responses to “Daily Facepalm 3.23.12 – Too many DUIs edition”

    1. Berselius 1 Berselius says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      Wow, you had the 37-sided dice and everything?

      To demonstrate my geek-cred, I still refer to 20-sided dice as THACO dice.

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    2. Mish 2 Mish says:

      @ Berselius:
      Even I don’t get that one. (dying laughing)

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    3. WaLi 3 WaLi says:

      The report states that he has previous DUI charges in California and Arizona

      Geez. That article is full of FAIL. Mentions that he hit a pole earlier in the day and how he doesn’t see this as a life changing event (almost killing someone).

      Although since it is Florida, he could just say it was self defense and not be arrested.

      Also, wrt The Wire quotes. Please keep them spoiler free :) Just saw S01 E01 and E02 last night.

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    4. Mish 4 Mish says:

      Also, it’s not a “trampoline”. It’s a tramampoline.

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    5. Berselius 5 Berselius says:

      WaLi wrote:

      Also, wrt The Wire quotes. Please keep them spoiler free :)

      Good thing we have a spoiler tag then (dying laughing). Though I don’t think most quotes are particularly spoilery in and of themselves.

      In case you didn’t read every word yesterday, you can spoiler-hide things with

      +spoiler+ some text +/spoiler+, just replace the + with square brackets

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    6. WaLi 6 WaLi says:

      Someone put the first part of the Snot story yesterday, but I thought I’d thought I’d quote this line because I find it funny. I have a friend who says “This is America” (Cardinals fan) a lot.

      McNulty: Well, if every time, Snot Boogie stole the money, why’d you let him play?
      Kid: Got to. It’s America, man.

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    7. Berselius 7 Berselius says:

      @ Mish:

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    8. Berselius 8 Berselius says:

      Various Jacksons, Rizzo, Adduci, Cardenas ———-> minor league camp

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    9. WaLi 9 WaLi says:

      @ Berselius:
      True (dying laughing)
      [spoiler]Kentucky and UNC are going to win tonight

      Also I’m in sole posession of 1st place in OV bracket. Suck it Mish & AC[/spoiler]

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    10. Mish 10 Mish says:

      @ Berselius:
      (dying laughing) (dying laughing)

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    11. 11 koboldekobold says:

      When I ran a game, my friends always complained about how complicated thaco was. I found it incredibly irritating, it wasn’t that hard, no different than base attack these days.

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    12. Berselius 12 Berselius says:

      Lineup today
      RF DeJesus
      3B Stewart
      SS Castro
      1B LaHair
      C Soto
      CF Byrd
      LF Johnson
      2B Barney
      P Samardzija

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    13. Berselius 13 Berselius says:

      @ koboldekobold:

      I remember not finding it all that annoying. I have no idea how it’s set up now. I don’t remember much beyond 3rd edition. All the stuff with feats and minor moves and that shit seemed too complicated for me, and I hated rules lawyering in a game that you pretty much just made up as you went along anyway.

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    14. mb21 14 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      I haven’t even looked at a box score since the news of F7 to the rotation. I usually at least checked them. Sometimes during the game even, but now I can’t even bring myself to go anywhere Cubs related other than here and that’s because this place is often not even Cubs related. (dying laughing)

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    15. Pezcore 15 Pezcore says:

      Weren’t we talking about movies?

      I have to say The Men Who Stare At Goats, Do The Right Thing, Heavy Traffic, Resevior Dogs, Major League, Superbad, Dead Man, SLC Punk, Trainspotting, Hoop Dreams and The secret of NIHM are probably my top ten, though I give love to Clerks amoung others mentioned.

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    16. Berselius 16 Berselius says:

      Dempster ——-> officially offical opening day starter, per Gordo

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    17. WaLi 17 WaLi says:

      mb21 wrote:

      @ Berselius:
      There you go. Givin’ a fuck when it ain’t your turn to give a fuck

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    18. mb21 18 mb21 says:

      [spoiler title="Avon Barksdale"]You only do two days, the day you come in and the day you get out.[/spoiler]

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    19. mb21 19 mb21 says:

      Pezcore wrote:

      Resevior Dogs

      How did I forget that movie? That’s gotta be in my top 10 too. Tarantino at his best.

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    20. mb21 20 mb21 says:

      [spoiler title="Stringer"]Well get on with it motherfucker[/spoiler]

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    21. WaLi 21 WaLi says:

      @ Pezcore:
      I have a hard time making top 10 lists. I could probably do Top 10 bands, but that’s about it. Even then, the bottom 5 probably change depending on the mood. Movies I could never do. There are just way too many different movies out there. My Top 10 list would change daily.

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    22. 22 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [spoiler title="Wire favs"]

      See that bowlegged motherfucker? I made him walk like that.

      I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase.

      You see these, McNulty? These are for you. One is going in your fucking eye, the other straight up your narrow Irish ass.

      You know why I love you, Bunk? Because when it was your turn to fuck me, you were always gentle.

      The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherfucker.

      SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

      This look like money, motherfucker?!?!? MONEY BE GREEN.

      Look the part be the part, motherfucker.

      Do the chair know we gonna look like some punkassed bitches out there?

      Wars end.[/spoiler]

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    23. WaLi 23 WaLi says:

      Dude you don’t have to spoiler tag the wire quotes for me (dying laughing). I don’t think there will be anything in there that will be spoilerish, plus I click show anyways

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    24. mb21 24 mb21 says:

      @ WaLi:
      Some in my top 10 would change often, but some of them are in there for good. I can name my 5 favorite bands and that’s never going to change. It hasn’t change for nearly 20 years. Dead, Floyd, Beatles, Doors, Neil Young

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    25. mb21 25 mb21 says:

      @ WaLi:
      I thought you were serious so we were just trying to be nice and professional like we always are. (dying laughing)

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    26. 26 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mb21:
      Fuck did I do?

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    27. 27 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      Ya happy now, ya bitch?

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    28. Mucker 28 Mucker says:

      My fave movies are Predator, Shawshank, Glory, Saving Private Ryan, Unforgiven, Point Break, Forrest Gump, Gladiator, Menace II Society, Bad Boys…..in no particular order. I’m more into action movies.

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    29. Mish 29 Mish says:

      My top 3 bands are Radiohead, Pink Floyd, and Led Zeppelin, usually in that order. It’s a fluid thing though, just like my favorite songs/movies.

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    30. josh 30 josh says:

      @ Mish:
      @ Berselius:
      I played GURPS and Mechwarrior a little as a kid, but mostly Star Wars the RPG.

      @Mucker:

      Re: Dean Koontz: I liked Midnight, the first one I read, quite a bit. That one got me hooked on Koontz. Watchers was highly enjoyable, one of his best. I really liked The Bad Place because it was so weird. Lightning and Strangers were good. I think the ’80s was his pinnacle. Maybe he was on cocaine like SK, or something. Funny story, I made it a point to read all of his books when I was a kid. Except for a few out of prints and anything written after about 2000, I pretty much have. After a while, a lot of them blend together. Handsome hero who loves dogs, check; beautiful woman he will sleep with, check; government conspiracy, check.

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    31. bubblesdachimp 31 bubblesdachimp says:

      From BA today

      “If everything works out as the Cubs’ hope, at some point in the future, Javier Baez will be snaring grounders at Wrigley Field and firing them across the diamond to first baseman Dan Vogelbach.

      For now, the top two picks in the Cubs’ 2011 draft are getting ready on the back fields of the club’s facility in Mesa, Ariz., as they ready to head to low Class A Peoria together.”

      While Baez and Voglebach appear ticketed for low Class A, righthander Dillon Maples, a 14th-round pick out of a Southern Pines, N.C. high school who signed last August for $2.5 million, is not going to be joining them anytime soon.

      i find that interesting. Really excited for baez.

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    32. GBTS 32 GBTS says:

      “Still had the idea though.” – Wallace.

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    33. 33 koboldekobold says:

      @ Berselius:

      These days, instead of your thaco going down, your base attack bonus goes up, which is largely a function of AC starting at 10 and going up instead of down. It’s just a different way of expressing the same basic concept, but for some reason, people have a much harder time with it if the lower number is the better AC. I don’t mind third edition, though I miss some of the flexibility of second, with called shots and the like (I also miss the fact that there was a reason for me to own a d12 back then, as now it collects dust because I don’t play barbarian characters).

      Not surprised at all that Dempster is the opening day starter, he would have been my guess before ST

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    34. Mucker 34 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      We could be brothers Josh. (dying laughing) I have the same exact feelings toward Dean. His newer stuff hasn’t been as good but his earlier stuff was awesome. Watchers was the first book I read that wasn’t homework related and that’s when I was hooked on Koontz. I love Midnight, Lightning, Strangers but my favorite is Phantoms. That book scared the shit out of me when I was younger. But I agree that his storylines are pretty much the same in almost every book.

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    35. 35 koboldekobold says:

      @ josh:

      The thing I didn’t like about the Star Wars rpg, is that as you got more powerful, it seemed like it would be nearly impossible to fail at anything.

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    36. WaLi 36 WaLi says:

      @ mb21:
      Yeah my top 4 would be constant. I can’t really order most of my list though, but I’ll try. I think I just suck at making definitive decisions as far as favorites go (dying laughing) My current 10:
      1) Dead. Hands down will never change from the top.
      2) Jerry Garcia Band (I’m cheating here by adding this because I couldn’t decide on a 10)
      3-4) Beatles/Floyd
      5-6) Yonder Mountain String Band / Railroad Earth
      7-8) Allman Brothers / Neil Young/ Bob Dylan
      10) Widespread Panic
      Honorable Mention: Doors, moe., Simon and Garfunkel

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    37. bubblesdachimp 37 bubblesdachimp says:

      Cubs minors might be interesting this year. Very interesting

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    38. 38 koboldekobold says:

      Maybe it’s just me, but I always preferred Tull to Zepplin. My top ten fluctuates wildly at times, but Tull is always in there somewhere.

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    39. josh 39 josh says:

      @ koboldekobold:
      That’s true. My brother had a character who was so insanely powerful I made him retire the guy, but he liked that kind of simple-minded all-powerful type, so it worked for him.

      @ Mucker:
      I almost forgot about Phantoms. Yeah, that was a good one, one of his scariest for sure. In some of his later books he would have characters go on long political diatribes. That’s when I quit reading him. Show, don’t tell, dude.

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    40. josh 40 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      My Junior High principal was this terrifying hardass with a PhD, so she was “DOCTOR Brummet.” One of the most terrifying educators I’ve ever come across, and purely on reputation. I never had any encounter with her until one day I was in the principals office (I wasn’t in trouble….long story) she saw me reading a Stephen King book. SK was banned in our JH library, so I thought I was in trouble for sure. She goes “If you like Stephen King…. you have to try Midnight by Dean R. Koontz.” Most terrifying/gratifying moment of my young life.

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    41. josh 41 josh says:

      @B

      I read the entire Narnia series, but the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is the only one I can even remember, honestly, except the Magician’s Nephew which was like a prequel to LWW written later, that one was okay. I liked the origin story of the wardrobe (hint: magic tree).

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    42. 42 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      GBTS, what’s the extent of Sapp’s liability with regards to federal whistleblower protections over this Shockey thing? Being as he’s an NFL employee, if Shockey is actually the whistleblower (and Florio says he has credible league sources that say Shockey was not involved in the investigation in any way), then case seems clear, i.e. Sapp committed a federal crime, and the NFLN abetted it by allowing him to do it on-air. But if Shockey is not the whistleblower–as it now appears he is not–what’s Sapp and the NFLN’s exposure here?

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    43. mb21 43 mb21 says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Let me know when they get to AA. Among all the young players I’m probably most interested to see how Candelario does. Dude has a great walk rate and puts the ball in play. Only 17 last year and just DSL, but still.

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    44. bubblesdachimp 45 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ mb21:

      Agreed. If he starts at Peoria too they will be my favorite team to track

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    45. Mucker 46 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      Really? SK was banned in your school? That seems ridiculous.

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    46. 47 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      Nice pic of Vogelbach.

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    47. 48 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [spoiler]Dan Vogelbach’s blood type is Glendon Rusch[/spoiler]

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    48. Mucker 49 Mucker says:

      That picture lost a girl on the way down looks like. 10 jump up, 9 come down.

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    49. mb21 50 mb21 says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      The early reports on him aren’t encouraging. Losing weight is great and I hope for his sake he keeps it off, but I’m getting the impression that weight is part of the reason he’s been so good at his age (kind a like Fielder). Slim Fielder would still be good, but probably not nearly as good and definitely not nearly as much fun to watch.

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    50. bubblesdachimp 51 bubblesdachimp says:

      Carrie Muskat ‏ @CarrieMuskat Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
      Sveum on B-Jackson: “He’s the best young player I’ve seen in Major League camp. I’ve seen some good young ones.

      Carrie Muskat ‏ @CarrieMuskat Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
      More Sveum on B-Jackson: “I think he’s the type of kid who will put pressure on us to get him here one way or the other.”

      nice to see

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    51. 52 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mb21:
      Yeah, that report from KLaw is deflating. “Slow bat” is never something you want to hear about a guy.

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    52. Mucker 53 Mucker says:

      @ mb21:
      I don’t know about that. You have to be strong too. You just can’t be a fat peice of shit and hit balls like that. If that were the case, I’d be in the big leagues right now. (dying laughing) He’s very young and his strength hasn’t even come close to maturing yet. Maybe he’s still getting used to swinging without the extra weight or trying to swing around extra body mass.

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    53. 54 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Sveum’s just waiting for Jackson to get the handle on his bunts and TOOTBLANs. Then he’ll be ready for the big time.

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    54. bubblesdachimp 55 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      It is early in camp… Also his sister is kinda cute…

      /twitterstalk

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    55. Mucker 56 Mucker says:

      Jeff Saturday——> Packers

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    56. 57 Urk says:

      Agreed on the fluidity of the Top 5 bands. I’ll try to keep it to 5, but…

      The Band
      The Velvet Underground
      The Clash
      Iggy & the Stooges (Ron Asheton version)
      The Drive-By Truckers

      Even I think its ridiculous that 3 of those 5 bands only lasted about 3 years. What the fuck is wrong with me? Anyway, fighting it out to knock one of these out on any given day:

      Neil Young & Crazy Horse, The Beatles, The Hold Steady, The Dexateens, The New York Dolls, Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Otis Redding w/the Stax House Band, & Big Brother & the Holding Company.

      also, these people:http://youtu.be/KgjSHxEeyhE

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    57. Berselius 58 Berselius says:

      @ josh:

      I played a little MechWarrior in my erstwhile youth, played a lot more Warhammer in highschool/college. I sold all my stuff a few years ago though, didn’t have the time or skill to deal with all those minis.

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    58. 59 Urk says:

      Ok, I don’t know how to embed a video so that it shows up with a preview and not just a link. Maybe this will work:

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    59. 60 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Mucker:
      Bears ought to swoop for Dallas Clark.

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    60. bubblesdachimp 61 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      No money for that until we cut barber. Plus he doesnt really block. I know with Martz gone that isnt as big of an issue. But if we realyl wanted him we should not have resigned Davis

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    61. Berselius 62 Berselius says:

      Mucker wrote:

      Jeff Saturday——> Packers

      I like it.

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    62. Mucker 63 Mucker says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Agreed. The Bears need a good receiving TE. Unless they plan on looking to the draft to fill that void, I’m surprised that haven’t kicked the tires on Clark or Tamme.

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    63. Pezcore 64 Pezcore says:

      @ WaLi:

      I listen to the classics some, but I’m a punker at heart. Favorite musical acts:

      1) Streetlight Manifesto
      2) Lagwagon
      3) The Geto Boyz
      4) The Ataris
      5) The Mountain Goats
      6) Big D & The Kids Table
      7) House of Pain
      8] Operation Ivy
      9) Bright Eyes
      10) Jedi Mind Tricks

      I usually only listen to about one album by each of these acts. For example, I love the Ataris, but I can’t stand anything after Blue Skies, Broken Hearts, Next Twelve Exits. Three Rap Ensembles and Seven Bands make up this lineup. I actually like Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Common Rider, and Bad Astronaut to Streetlight Manifesto, Operation Ivy and Lagwagon, but these are the most well known incarnations of the songwriters I listed.

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    64. Berselius 65 Berselius says:

      I have no idea who would make my top 5 bands list. I do know that I fucking hate The Beatles. Though if you remove Hey Jude from their songography (or whatever the fuck you call it) my hate would be much less.

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    65. Mucker 66 Mucker says:

      @ Berselius:
      Was that a need for the Pack? I don’t know much about their line other that it wasn’t very good.

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    66. GBTS 67 GBTS says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I have no idea, I know nothing of labor law.

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    67. 68 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Barber is as good as cut. Clark blocks just fine, too. I don’t know how he ever got the rep as a guy that doesn’t block, but it’s just a complete falsehood. He didn’t get a lot of chances to block because Moore liked to use him in the slot, but Clark blocks just fine when he’s asked to block. How do you think Edgerrin James used to get the corner so often? Not because Marvin “No Contact Sport” Harrison was out there blocking. He’s basically a better version of Desmond Clark at this point in his career.

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    68. GBTS 69 GBTS says:

      @ GBTS:
      That’ll be $350.

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    69. 70 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      GBTS wrote:

      I have no idea, I must just be a gangster, I guess.

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    70. Berselius 71 Berselius says:

      @ Mucker:

      Yeah, their line was not great, and they lost Wells. I see people on twitter complaining about the Packers needing to improve their defense, but 2011 defense was more or less the same one as their dominating 2010 one, minus Nick Collins and Cullen Jenkins. Packers build better out of the draft anyway, they just need a new pass rusher.

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    71. 72 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ GBTS:
      Cases go from red to black by way of green.

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    72. Mucker 73 Mucker says:

      I’m a hard rock/metal head……Sabbath, Priest, Pantera, Van Halen, GnR, UFO, Whitesnake(John Sykes era), Zeppelin, early Journey, Kiss, Racer X, Dio, early Metallica, Megadeth, Skynyrd…….those are my fave bands. I do enjoy most genres of music though.

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    73. 74 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The NFC North is bizarre. Three top-flight QBs protected by what are probably the three worst OL in the NFL.

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    74. josh 75 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      Just from the library. It was a weird school in New Mexico. I don’t know the reason why. Could have been just because of violence, or kids were defacing Stephen King books, or a religious group petitioned. I actually thought that you couldn’t have Stephen King books at all, so when I got called to the office and had that book on me, I was expecting the worst.

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    75. Suburban kid 76 Suburban kid says:

      Ramones, Elvis Presley, Beastie Boys, Hank Williams Howlin’ Wolf, Bo Diddley, Clash, Sex Pistols, Modern Lovers, Pogues, Rolling Stones, Cramps, Run DMC, Stooges, Chuck Berry in no particular order

      Next tier would include Kinks, Velvet Underground, Beatles, Dead, Zeppelin, Dylan, Gene Vincent, Muddy Waters, Woody Guthrie, Link Wray, Johnny Cash, James Brown, Billy Childish, Buzzcocks, Public Enemy, the Who, the Smiths, Undertones, and loads more you’ve probably never heard of.

      I was waiting forever for you to ask!

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    76. Suburban kid 77 Suburban kid says:

      I am going to see Mick Jones play some Clash songs next week.

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    77. Suburban kid 78 Suburban kid says:

      Purple lentil algebra

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    78. josh 79 josh says:

      @ Urk:
      Never heard of them, but dig the song.

      I’m fickle like the wind. I rarely listen to anything I listened to even five years ago. I constantly search for new bands.

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    79. Mucker 80 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      Yeah, I would’ve been shitting my pants. To me, there was no worse feeling in the world like getting called down to the prinicipal’s office. I didn’t give a shit about school punishment. But having to go home and face mom and dad was brutal. I grew up in the 80s when an ass whooping was expected.

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    80. josh 81 josh says:

      Really, the only artist whose albums I consistently buy and enjoy from childhood to the recent present is Weird Al.

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    81. Suburban kid 82 Suburban kid says:

      First 45: I Want to Hold Your Hand
      First album: Jackson 5′s Greatest Hits
      Most recent download: “Girls Talk” by Dave Edmunds

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    82. WaLi 83 WaLi says:

      @ Berselius:
      There are some bad Beatles songs, but they have a lot of really good shit too. I think that happens when you play music for so long (and start doing drugs)

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    83. 84 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Ok, since Ryno isn’t here to do it, to bring this thread to completion:

      a/s/l/pic?

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    84. GBTS 85 GBTS says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      First 45:

      What is this I don’t even

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    85. Mucker 86 Mucker says:

      GBTS wrote:

      Suburban kid wrote:
      First 45:
      What is this I don’t even

      That’s SK showing his age.

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    86. Berselius 87 Berselius says:

      Mucker wrote:

      GBTS wrote:
      Suburban kid wrote:
      First 45:
      What is this I don’t even
      That’s SK showing his age.

      It’s one band for every decade he’s lived.

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    87. Suburban kid 88 Suburban kid says:

      @ Berselius:

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    88. mb21 89 mb21 says:

      @ Mucker:
      It’s not just about weight, but if losing weight made him a better player and made him more valuable then I think we can safely say he’d do just about any thing possible to lose weight. What I’m saying is that I don’t think excess weight is necessarily going to hamper anyone’s career just as I don’t think losing weight is suddenly going to improve anyone. In fact, gaining weight can have a negative impact and I would assume for some of the larger players that losing weight could as well. It’s why I don’t like the idea of teams taking someone like Vogelbach. The dude can hit a baseball a long way for someone his age, but it’s only going to be more difficult for him to lose weight as he ages. The Cubs drafted someone who was a great hitter and they’ve had him lose a significant amount of weight. While that’s undoubtedly healthy for Vogelbach, it does not mean he’s going to be as good or better. It means he’ll be different than the player they drafted.

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    89. 90 ACT says:

      I don’t have a problem with Vogelbach losing weight, but I wish he would have given some of his excess bulk to Hayden Simpson.

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    90. Berselius 91 Berselius says:

      I wish our macros would do more than one word. I’d love to to a Hayden ———> Homer macro (dying laughing)

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    91. 93 Urk says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Ramones, Elvis Presley, Beastie Boys, Hank Williams Howlin’ Wolf, Bo Diddley, Clash, Sex Pistols, Modern Lovers, Pogues, Rolling Stones, Cramps, Run DMC, Stooges, Chuck Berry in no particular order
      Next tier would include Kinks, Velvet Underground, Beatles, Dead, Zeppelin, Dylan, Gene Vincent, Muddy Waters, Woody Guthrie, Link Wray, Johnny Cash, James Brown, Billy Childish, Buzzcocks, Public Enemy, the Who, the Smiths, Undertones, and loads more you’ve probably never heard of.
      I was waiting forever for you to ask!

      I bet I’ve heard of ‘em! Especially since we seem to be cultural twinsies. I love that you list the Buzzcocks and the Undertones. I am now kicking myself for leaving off X, The MInutemen, Big Star, The Replacements, and Yo La Tengo, any of whom could end up in my first tier on any given day. And the Cramps. ooh, and The Gun club! and…and….

      I tried to limit my list to “Bands” just to keep it more do-able. Lots of the folks you have up there-especially in the Presely, Dylan, Bo Diddley, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry, Link Wray vein- would have made mine otherwise. And Patti Smith, Howlin’ Wolf. And James Luther Dickinson, the father of the two brothers in the North Missisippi All Stars.

      The All Stars are as close as I get to really loving any jam band, tho I like a few Dead and Little Feat records a lot. Anyone who was digging the SRV talk here the other day should give the North Mississippi All Stars a listen. Amazing rhythmic interplay and total guitar genius. I went and saw them last november in Iowa City and they melted my face. It was a show in a bar and I kept thinking that i’d go get a beer in a minute, didn’t manage to pull myself away until the end of the set.

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    92. josh 94 josh says:

      @ Urk:
      I’m not the hugest Buddy Guy fan in the world, but I did see him live once, and he puts on a pretty good/very drunk show.

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    93. 95 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Marion Barber ————-> Retired

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    94. Mucker 96 Mucker says:

      @ mb21:
      I hear what you are saying. I was just saying that I don’t think we can attribute his recent struggles or slow bat to him losing weight. It’s quite possible that it has but I think we need more information to make that assessment. Common sense tells me that losing weight means losing fat. Which should result in a faster bat. Unless he lost 20-25 lbs of muscle and kept the fat, I just dont’ see how this weight loss contributes to his struggles. I guess I would just like to hear from someone other than KLaw to support his opinion.

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    95. Aisle424 97 Aisle424 says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Marion Barber ————-> Retired

      Way to go out on top, buddy!

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    96. 98 Urk says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      First 45: I Want to Hold Your Hand
      First album: Jackson 5′s Greatest Hits
      Most recent download: “Girls Talk” by Dave Edmunds

      I love “girls Talk.” Both Edmunds & the Costello Original.

      first 45: Convoy – CW Mcall
      First Album: London Calling (well, first album bought with my own money. Actual first album was “The Green Hornet Theme and other TV greats!”
      Most Recent download: Cracker Live at…I don’t remember where. Live album from somewhere in Europe I think. Recent.

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    97. Mucker 99 Mucker says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Really? That’s kind of sad. I’ll admit, I wished death upon him after that Broncos loss but I didn’t think he needed to retire.

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    98. Pezcore 100 Pezcore says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Shit, It’s nice to see someone else who isn’t repeating just “Stones, Beatles, but Greatful Dead is better”. I prefer Dylan to both, I used to rock Velvet Underground. The Clash are probably my favorite early punk band. There will always be a place for the Beasties and the Sex Pistols on my shelf.

      I like that hip-hop is represented here. I don’t like Run-DMC or Public Enemy. I haven’t heard much but it’s just not as good as other stuff out at the time. 3rd Bass, NWA, Ice-T, and KRS-One are the best of that decade. Tupac writes some great stuff too.

      @ Urk:

      As far as Jam Bands go, I like Gov’t Mule alot, along with Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade. Another band right up that alley is the Contential Drifters. Sort of Alt-Folk Country, but some really good stuff. Hard as hell to find though.

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    99. 101 AB says:

      No Prog fans here??

      King Crimson
      Pink Floyd
      Porcupine Tree
      Dire Straits
      Dream Theater
      Railroad Earth (probably fav contemporary act now that Porcupine Tree looks defunct)

      solo work – Steven Wilson, Knopfler, JJ Cale, Peter Gabriel, Miles, DiMeola

      EDIT: also love the Mule and Warren Haynes stuff.

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    100. 103 Urk says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      SK, you oughtta check out The Dexateens. Semi-local band from Tuscaloosa who started out like Southern 3-guitar punk rock, and calmed down a little later, but had great songwriting and attitude all the way through. Really really good free record for download here, that catches them about halfway between the out of control early stuff and the later acoustic material: http://www.skybucket.com/media/dexateens/

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    101. Berselius 104 Berselius says:

      Via: Aaron Gleeman

      Marion Barber retired. Rookie at 22, Pro Bow at 24, done at 28. Being a RB is scary.

      Matt Forte take note

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    102. josh 105 josh says:

      @ AB:
      I dig some of the Dream Theater stuff. I can usually listen to Floyd if its on the music player, unless I need something louder. I go back to Floyd more than most 60s/70s bands.

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    103. EnricoPallazzo 106 EnricoPallazzo says:

      Mucker wrote:

      I’m a hard rock/metal head……Sabbath, Priest, Pantera, Van Halen, GnR, UFO, Whitesnake(John Sykes era), Zeppelin, early Journey, Kiss, Racer X, Dio, early Metallica, Megadeth, Skynyrd…….those are my fave bands. I do enjoy most genres of music though

      i just checked out racer x b/c of your post. not really sure how these dudes stayed off my radar for so long because they are righteously awesome. thanks man. ever listen to gamma ray? they’re another band i recently discovered.

      the first CD i ever bought was sir mix-a-lot. no shit. i still have it.

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    104. Aisle424 107 Aisle424 says:

      Belvedere has now apologized for this ad.

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    105. josh 109 josh says:

      @ AB:
      The only thing I know about King Crimson is New Standard Tuning. I tried it for a while. I liked it for rhythm, but I’m not enough of a musician to figure out solos with it.

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    106. Suburban kid 110 Suburban kid says:

      @ Urk:
      Oh yeah, the first 45 that I bought wasn’t actually a Beatles record. That was given to me by my babysitter and was all scratched up.

      The first one I bought was just as sublime as yours: Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Suede.

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    107. Berselius 111 Berselius says:

      I don’t listen to any bands enough to develop deep meaningful opinions on them, but most of what I listen to these days (in no particular order) is Eagles, Journey, Bon Jovi, Joan Jett, CCR, Steve Miller Band, Def Leppard, Deep Purple, Skynard, Fleetwood Mac, Guns n Roses, Bryan Adams, Johnny Cash, probably some more things that I’m forgetting. I like blues rock and big dumb arena rock (dying laughing)

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    108. Suburban kid 112 Suburban kid says:

      @ Urk:
      Good name, I’ll check em out.

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    109. 113 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Wow @ Belvedere. That’s fucked.

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    110. 114 Urk says:

      @ AB:
      I like King Crimson a lot, esp. the 80s Adrian Belew era stuff. Fripp is an awesome and really interesting player. I have a soft spot in my hear for Jethro Tull, left over from my pre-punk early teens mostly. Other than that, prog has mostly defeated my attempts to get interested in it.

      I do like Gov’t. Mule, tho more to see live than on record. I worked sound for them a few times and really enjoyed it a lot.

      Once I got over my punk rock purity phase, I pretty much don’t discount any genres. The core of what I like the best tho is basic rock and roll with smart lyrics and a bad attitude.

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    111. Pezcore 115 Pezcore says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      You’d do well to watch Another State of Mind. It follows the 1982 tour of punk bands Social Distortion and Better Youth Organization. BYO is a really interesting story (and quite a good outfit) while it gives an early look into the chaotic career of singer/songwriter Mike Ness. BYO was actually headlining the tour. I believe they also meet up with Minor Threat late in the documentary.

      It gives a lot of insight into the early Cal-Punk scene.

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    112. Mucker 116 Mucker says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      I discovered Racer X through Paul Gilbert who is the guitarist. I was really into the shred guitar in my early 20s and had his instructional video. He was also the guitarist for Mr. Big which I knew from their ballad To Be With You. I had no idea how good he was until I saw that instr. video and he blew my mind. If you liked Racer X from what you’ve seen, check out their live album “Live at the Whiskey: Snowball of Doom”……..fucking epic.

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    113. Mucker 118 Mucker says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      No, i’ve never heard of Gamma Ray but I’ll check them out.

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    114. josh 119 josh says:

      On my MP3 player right now is The White Stripes, Slipknot and Leonard Cohen. I recently discovered Blotted Science, a cool instrumental guitar band. If you name an album “The Animation of Entomology” I’m probably going to buy it. Lately, I can’t hear enough Mastodon.

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    115. EnricoPallazzo 120 EnricoPallazzo says:

      @ Mucker:

      i will download it as soon as i get home. thanks! been looking for some new metal lately.

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    116. EnricoPallazzo 121 EnricoPallazzo says:

      Mucker wrote:

      No, i’ve never heard of Gamma Ray but I’ll check them out

      they’re fronted by kai henson of “helloween” fame, if that means anything to you.

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    117. 122 AB says:

      Urk wrote:

      @ AB:
      I like King Crimson a lot, esp. the 80s Adrian Belew era stuff. Fripp is an awesome and really interesting player. I have a soft spot in my hear for Jethro Tull, left over from my pre-punk early teens mostly. Other than that, prog has mostly defeated my attempts to get interested in it.
      .

      Adrian Belew is an interesting guitar player from what I’ve heard on Crimson, although ‘beat’ and ‘Disciplie’ are the only 80s Crimson I’ve heard all the way through. Bill Bruford is probably my favorite rock drummer.

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    118. josh 123 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      German metal band. I like some of Hammerfall’s stuff, in the power metal genre. Edguy has a few good songs.

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    119. Mucker 124 Mucker says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      If you are looking for some new metal……I would also suggest Accept’s ablum “Blood of the Nations” which came out in 2010…….fucking brutal. What kind of metal are you into? I don’t know if you’ve heard of Lynch Mob which has George Lynch in it but their first album “Wicked Sensation” is an album that most people never heard of but is one of my fave albums of all time.

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    120. Suburban kid 125 Suburban kid says:

      @ Pezcore:
      I was over hardcore by ’82. From So-Cal I loved Black Flag and TSOL, enjoyed Flipper and the DKs from the Bay Area. I didn’t listen to Minor Threat till much later but it’s pretty awesome — pretty much the quintessential hardcore blueprint. Chicago produced really boring hardcore bands.

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    121. Mucker 126 Mucker says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      No, doesn’t ring a bell. I have very peculiar taste in my metal. Everything has to mesh for me to enjoy. But i’ll give them a look.

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    122. josh 127 josh says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      Not exactly like Gamma Ray, but Poisonblack, Soilwork, Samael, and Century are bands that Gamma Ray kind of led me to. Red Fang and High on Fire if you guys like stoner metal. I like The Sword. Kind of a modern American Black Sabbath.

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    123. Mish 128 Mish says:

      @ AB:
      Hey buddy, huge Pink Floyd and Dream Theater fan. I also bought Dire Straits greatest hits just for Sultans of Swing, but I like most everything else on it too.

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    124. SVB 129 SkipVB says:

      I could never list movies, but for music…

      Lyle Lovett
      Barenaked Ladies
      Stan Rogers (Canadian folk)
      Alan Parsons Project
      Five for Fighting
      (Early) Ben Folds
      Paul Simon (w or w/o Garfunkel)
      Fleetwood Mac
      Joni Mitchell
      Willie Nelson
      Plain White T’s

      For me, lyrics matter a lot. That’s why I never listened to metal except when my friends played it, because I couldn’t make out the lyrics, and even if I don’t sing along in key, I don’t want to scream.

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    125. Mish 130 Mish says:

      Evolution of NFL logos:

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    126. Mish 131 Mish says:

      @ SkipVB:
      Same. I actually used to listen to a ton of metal in my youth but as I mellowed out *cough cough* lyrics became more important than thrash solos.

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    127. Berselius 132 Berselius says:

      @ SkipVB:

      I have a absolutely terrible ear for lyrics, and couldn’t even tell you what they were on many songs that I’ve listened to dozens of times. I love songs that have great driving bass lines (e.g. Smoke On The Water).

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    128. Mish 133 Mish says:

      As far as Dream Theater goes, I’d say both John Petrucci and Mike Portnoy deserve to be in the discussion of best guitarist and drummer, respectively. Liquid Tension Experiment (Petrucci’s side project) is all instrumental, but some very powerful stuff. I love State of Grace and Freedom of Speech.

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    129. 134 ACT says:

      Colin’s piece on the rise of the relief pitcher: http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=16287

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    130. josh 135 josh says:

      @ Mish:
      Opposite for me. I used to think Bon Jovi had the answers to why I was sad and lonely encoded on his magic words. The only time I get really interested in lyrics is something really poetic, like Leonard Cohen’s “Take this Walz.”

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    131. Rodrigo Ramirez 136 Rodrigo Ramirez says:

      This is kind of an obvi quote but still a goodie:

      You come at the king, you best not miss.

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    132. 137 ACT says:

      On a related note, I’m not usually one to call for MLB rule changes, but I wholeheartedly agree with those who think we need to stem the tide of time delays caused by multiple pitching changes.

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    133. Berselius 138 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      I like the suggestion that a mid-inning reliever can only be removed if a run has scored since he entered the game.

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    134. SVB 139 SkipVB says:

      @ Berselius:
      @ Mish:
      Yeah, well, I have to admit that Lyle Lovett mumbles a lot when he sings, but some of his songs are incredibly funny or twisted, so I look listen with the insert open right after I get a new CD. (I don’t have an mp3 player yet.)

      Getting to the point now where I’m think that the old days with the Graceland cassette on full volume in Mom’s Accord is going to make me have to get my ears checked now.

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    135. josh 140 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      Well, less so now that LaRussa is done, right? No, I agree.

      I’m getting bored of Spring Training.

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    136. josh 141 josh says:

      AAAAAOUCH!

      Yankees right-hander Joba Chamberlain underwent surgery Thursday night for an open dislocation in his right ankle, general manager Brian Cashman said Friday morning.

      An open dislocation is one in which the bone protrudes from the skin. It’s conceivable that Chamberlain could miss all of the season as a result.

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    137. 142 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Sometimes life just be that way.

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    138. 143 ACT says:

      I’m partial to the idea that once a pitcher is brought into a game (mid-inning), he can’t throw warm-up pitches. He already had a chance to do that in the bullpen. Advertisers would fight that rule, though, as would relievers and managers.

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    139. 144 ACT says:

      @ josh:
      As Colin’s article shows, LaRussa has left a huge mark on all managers. And I agree, Spring Training is boring. I watched part of last night’s ESPN game between the Yanks and Sawx, and it should have been exciting, but both teams had their ace pitchers throw in minor league games instead, at the risk of “over-exposing” their pitchers to their opponents. Ugh.

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    140. Mish 145 Mish says:

      @ josh:
      Interest in lyrics/singing happened when I started playing guitar and realized that a dying llama has a better voice than I. So that part of songwriting became something that I envied and appreciated.

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    141. WenningtonsGorillaCock 146 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      I like all the metal talk. I had no idea any of you were into it. I used to be a big metal head and wrote for a few metal publications. I fell out of the genre for about 10 years, though, and am just starting to get back into it. In fact, I just recently joined a new metal band and we’re working on our first album.

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    142. josh 147 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      I didn’t read it, yet. I’ll check it out later when I get some time.

      Now we’re at that point where the Cubs have already said they’re sending B Jax and Rizzo and anyone who was interesting down. My interest tanked.

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    143. Suburban kid 148 Suburban kid says:

      @ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
      Hey, and you’ve already got a good name for it.

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    144. josh 149 josh says:

      @ Mish:
      See, again, I had the opposite reaction. I realized I was an atrocious singer, so I would never be able to emulate the singers I admired, so I just lowered my standards. I always just liked high-energy stuff where you sing really loud. I’m not much of a screamer, in my day-to-day life, but I like the energy of it.

      @ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
      Awesome. What instrument to you play?

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    145. Rodrigo Ramirez 150 Rodrigo Ramirez says:

      Marion Barber just retired. Weird he was only 28, although not very good.

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    146. Mish 151 Mish says:

      @ josh:
      I need to work on my folk rap guitar skills, cuz I can at least cut a rhyme every now and then. (dying laughing)

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    147. EnricoPallazzo 152 EnricoPallazzo says:

      @ Mucker: yeah i am a big fan of george lynch. i am not ashamed to admit that dokken is one of my favorite bands. just checked out a random accept vid on youtube – pretty good. will have to check that album out too. i usually listen to like glam/speed/thrash/hair if i am in the mood for metal, but i like pretty much any kind except for death metal. so megadeth/dragonforce/crue/kiss/anthrax/sabbath/etc.
      @ josh:
      thanks man, haven’t heard of most of those bands but i will check them out. saw the sword a few years back at a bar that held about 100 people. likewise for high on fire. crowded/loud/awesome shows.

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    148. Suburban kid 153 Suburban kid says:

      @ Mish:
      This sounds promising.

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    149. Mish 154 Mish says:

      The best part about not talking about baseball here is figuring out a lot of us have plenty in common in terms of music, movies, etc, and tend to be as intelligent about those topics as we are about baseball.

      /kumbaya moment

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    150. josh 155 josh says:

      @ Mish:
      I’m the hiphopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless….
      …..

      …….

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    151. WenningtonsGorillaCock 156 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      josh wrote:

      Awesome. What instrument to you play?

      Bass. I do some vocals in this band as well.

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    152. josh 157 josh says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      Those are two bands I would like to see live, and I’m not a big concert goer.

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    153. josh 158 josh says:

      @ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
      I was going to guess bass. But then I thought you might be a drummer. Hey how do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza.

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    154. 159 ACT says:

      @ Berselius:
      I’m wary of forcing a pitcher to stay in a game against his will. For instance, he could be dealing with an injury issue or on a strict pitch limit.

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    155. WenningtonsGorillaCock 160 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      josh wrote:

      I was going to guess bass. But then I thought you might be a drummer. Hey how do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza.

      “Is it true we should wait at least an hour after eating before we go in?” – Marge Simpson
      “Look, question lady, this job is not what I really do, okay? I play keyboards.” – Pool Sharks Guy

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    156. Berselius 161 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      I didn’t mention it, but yeah, injury rules would still stay in effect.

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    157. bubblesdachimp 163 bubblesdachimp says:

      I think there is a solid chance this could be the opening day lineup but with soriano and not reed…

      Thoughts?

      Also, DMB, Guster, Zac Brown Band, Corey Smith, Rubblebucket

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    158. Mucker 164 Mucker says:

      Enrico, if you like Lynch, then you will dig Lynch Mob. I think they are better than Dokken and I’m a huge fan of Dokken. I saw Lynch Mob open for Michael Schenker a couple years ago in a small club venue…………unfuckingbelievable.

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    159. 165 ACT says:

      @ Berselius:
      It’s not just an issue of sudden injury, though. It could be that the pitcher is recovering from an injury, but the manager thinks he is strong enough to face one batter, for instance. Restrictions on how a manager can control a pitcher’s playing time leads to a lot of gray areas, I think.

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    160. Mucker 166 Mucker says:

      @ Mish:
      Mish, I would agree with you about Portnoy and Petrucci. Portnoy was supposed to be in a band with John Sykes(Whitesnake, Thin Lizzy, Blue Murder) but Sykes had to drop off project. That would have been fucking epic. Sykes is one of the underrated guitarists and it’s a shame more people don’t know who he is.

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    161. Berselius 167 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      If a guy is around but can only physically face one batter, he should be DL’d or at least not on a MLB roster.

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    162. Mish 168 Mish says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Yeah I do the jam band thing now too, but DMB and Umphrey’s McGee are the only ones I really seek out at this point. In college I listed to moe. and String Cheese and all that. I used to be a huge Phish fan (I can tell you about my far out experince in 2009 at one of their shows) but now it doesn’t resonate as well with me. I like long solos and jams but they have to hit the right chord (no pun intended); a lot of theirs seem indistinguishable from their own other songs.

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    163. josh 169 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      It would definitely force the manager to make decisions. Maybe you only bring in a guy like that at the end of the inning (I’m assuming between inning changes are allowed still). If he gets the out, you’re done, if he doesn’t, and they don’t score, he has to keep pitching. It could create some interesting strategies.

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    164. Mish 170 Mish says:

      @ Mucker:
      I know the bands Sykes was in (well, the first two), but I never heard his name before today.

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    165. bubblesdachimp 171 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mish:

      Yea i cant get into UM or Phish at all. I skipped UM this summer at the Chicago Caravan. Just isnt for me.

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    166. Mish 172 Mish says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      You mean the DMB Caravan? I was there too. Kid Cudi f’n killed.

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    167. Mish 173 Mish says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      I have to be in the mood for it, and only certain songs I really like.

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    168. Berselius 174 Berselius says:

      Mish wrote:

      I have to be stoned for it, and only certain songs I really like.

      /Every Phish fan I’ve ever met

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    169. bubblesdachimp 175 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mish:

      Yea i was there. Was kid cudi on saturday? If so i was so dehydrated that i ddint do much moving after dave and tim. I was insanely fuckign twisted (first show being sober for in a longgggg time)

      I really enjoyed Alberta Cross if you got to check them out. Of all the shows i am seeing this year no real openers i am intrigued by. But i do get to see Guster acoustic with Jeff Garlin opening. So i am excited for that

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    170. bubblesdachimp 176 bubblesdachimp says:

      Mish you going to Alpine?

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    171. josh 177 josh says:

      Is this the end for Shark!?

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    172. 178 ACT says:

      @ Mish:
      Contrary to the claim, these are not in sequence (e.g., the ending is the second clip, and he talks about avenging his partner’s death before he dies). I’ve seen them put in order elsewhere, though it may have been taken down.

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    173. josh 179 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      It’s funny, because I know a LOT of stoners, but I don’t know a single Phish fan.

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    174. Mish 180 Mish says:

      @ Berselius:
      This is insanely accurate.

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    175. Mish 181 Mish says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Alpine for DMB or Phish? I have neither on my docket right now but that may change. I’m seeing Death Cab in April; they are playing with an orchestra which is something I dig (loved Metallica’s S&M album), and I’m seeing Radiohead at Tinley Park. Those are the only shows I have scheduled right now.

      Cudi was on Saturday, and I think either during or right after Dave & Tim. We didn’t get there early enough to see Dave & Tim, which sucked cuz I havent seen them together ever.

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    176. Berselius 183 Berselius says:

      Geo ——> yard

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    177. josh 184 josh says:

      Soto is trying to save F7. I don’t know. I’m so bored I’m listening to the game. I hate editing.

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    178. Mish 185 Mish says:

      @ ACT:
      I actually haven’t had a chance to see it, because the video itself is blocked at work. I figured posting it here would make it easier to find later.

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    179. 186 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Rizzo, Jackson ————> minor league camp

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    180. 187 ACT says:

      @ Mish:
      They’re put in order here: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81308507/

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    181. bubblesdachimp 188 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mish:

      Alpine for DMB I am flying in for that one. Always a great time

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    182. bubblesdachimp 189 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mish:

      Probably just GBTS trying to frame you

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    183. josh 190 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Boo.

      Well, at least we have DeJesus’ bunting to look forward to, amirite?

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    184. Mish 191 Mish says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Yeah if friends were going and an extra ticket popped up, I probably would go. But I saw them last year at Caravan and the year before at Wrigley Field (which was awesome, especially when they covered Talking Heads), so I’ve heard most of their new stuff live.

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    185. Berselius 193 Berselius says:

      Samardzija getting knocked around so far today, though at least it seems he’s still throwing strikes.

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    186. 194 ACT says:

      Now Samardzija’s Spring ERA is over 4. So much for his preseason performance being used as justification for his entering the rotation.

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    187. josh 195 josh says:

      @ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
      Well if you guys play the Twin Cities (chambana) let me know.

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    188. 196 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:

      I wanna see you land okay, Jimmy. So, tell me, where don’t you want to go?

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    189. josh 197 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      I think he’s a lock either way. They’re talking him up too much.

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    190. 198 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      This has always been his problem. When he throws hard and with movement, he’s got no idea where it’s going. When he takes something off, he can control it, but then it’s straight as a fucking arrow.

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    191. 199 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      I think so, too. But he’ll be back in the ‘pen before the trading deadline.

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    192. 200 ACT says:

      @ josh:
      Yes, but my point was that his making the rotation based on a few good Spring innings is silly.

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    193. Berselius 201 Berselius says:

      My audio feed keeps crapping out, so I missed the epic clash of shitty Cubs prospects in Samardzija vs Colvin

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    194. josh 202 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      Oh I’m with you there. They claim he’s a different looking pitcher, but it’s been said before. I’m not getting too excited about him. Like MO said, he’ll be in the pen before long.

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    195. josh 203 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      I’m reduced to listening to the Rockies broadcast.

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    196. bubblesdachimp 204 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mish:

      Wrigley was so much fun… God i love that poster too…

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    197. josh 205 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Jammed him with some inside heat. Jeff actually made the right pitch in the right spot, if you can believe the Rockies radio guys.

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    198. josh 206 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      Actually, now it’s even worse. Hey, maybe they’ll make him the long man or something. I don’t know if it matters, but it probably matters.

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    199. 207 ACT says:

      His ERA is 6.00 now. If he had this start earlier in the pre-season, would we have heard anything about his being a lock for the rotation?

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    200. josh 208 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      No way.

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    201. bubblesdachimp 209 bubblesdachimp says:

      Oh shark…. What to do with you

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    202. Berselius 210 Berselius says:

      Just to be that guy, this outing is also a small sample size.

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    203. josh 211 josh says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Give him back to football.

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    204. josh 212 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      This whole spring is small sample size.

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    205. josh 213 josh says:

      I really don’t have a good answer. It doesn’t bother me if they want to start him, because I don’t think it’s going to make a huge difference.

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    206. 214 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Anything in on Colvin’s hands is the right spot. That is his undoing.

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    207. GBTS 215 GBTS says:

      [spoiler title="What do Phish fans say when they run out of weed?"]This band sucks![/spoiler]

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    208. 216 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      Yes, in spite of its alarming consistency with everything he’s done up to this point in his career. (dying laughing)

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    209. mb21 217 mb21 says:

      Berselius wrote:

      I like the suggestion that a mid-inning reliever can only be removed if a run has scored since he entered the game.

      I like the idea of allowing only one pitching change mid-inning. I don’t care about runs being scored. (dying laughing)

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    210. 218 ACT says:

      @ Berselius:
      That was my point, really. It’s all small sample sizes. Better to use his whole career.

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    211. josh 219 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Right, but Samardzija could easily have thrown it out over the plate. It’s happened before, once or twice.

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    212. 220 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      My point was the hole in Colvin’s swing there is so huge, it’s not a tough spot to hit. It’s not like trying to go inside on Barry Bonds. (dying laughing)

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    213. mb21 221 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      I think if this rule was adopted you’d have to set it up so that relievers who came out with an injury were at the very least unavailable to play in the next game. I’d even consider it a 3 game period of being unavailable. Otherwise the rule is useless. Every reliever will just have to come out with some kind of injury.

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    214. josh 222 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Yeah, good call. It was a battle of semi-ability and Jeff didn’t lose.

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    215. Berselius 223 Berselius says:

      Geo ———-> yard again

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    216. josh 224 josh says:

      Soto again.

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    217. Berselius 225 Berselius says:

      mb21 wrote:

      I think if this rule was adopted you’d have to set it up so that relievers who came out with an injury were at the very least unavailable to play in the next game. I’d even consider it a 3 game period of being unavailable. Otherwise the rule is useless. Every reliever will just have to come out with some kind of injury.

      Eh, I don’t know. There are already injury rules in place and no one really exploits them. If that was the case you’d see a lot more faked injuries when a guy is being lit up and no one is warmed up enough in the bullpen.

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    218. 226 ACT says:

      Berselius wrote:

      Eh, I don’t know. There are already injury rules in place and no one really exploits them.

      Except Joe Maddon.

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    219. mb21 227 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      Like berselius said, he’s still throwing strikes so that’s more than enough reason. The 42 innings he threw at the end of last season he had an average walk rate!

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    220. mb21 228 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      But when that happens they take their sweet ass time so a reliever can get ready. The catcher goes to the mound slowly. Then the pitching coach crawls to the mound and after 15 seconds the infielders come in. Then they call and order a pizza and the umpire tells them to go back to the dugout.

      That would happen considerably less if you allowed one change per inning and there would be no incentive to stall as managers do now.

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    221. mb21 229 mb21 says:

      bubblesdachimp wrote:

      Oh shark…. What to do with you

      Since they needlessly re-signed him and are paying him $2 million or more they can either use him in mop up work or release him. That’s about all he’s worth.

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    222. 230 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      JefF7 is the new Kevin Foster.

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    223. 232 ACT says:

      Samardzija still hasn’t walked anyone all Spring.

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    224. Suburban kid 233 Suburban kid says:

      I saw a topless ventriloquist the other day.

      I never saw her lips moving once.

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    225. Rice Cube 234 Rice Cube says:

      I’m a bit late to the party but I see that Soto had a very good day.

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    226. 235 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Yup. It’s as if the Rockies manager instructed his pitchers not to throw him any breaking balls.

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    227. Rice Cube 236 Rice Cube says:

      @ ACT:
      He would’ve just watched them go by for a ball, or swung and missed anyway.

      It could go either way.

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    228. Rice Cube 237 Rice Cube says:

      What the fuck is up with all these TOOTBLANs?

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    229. 238 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I’m amazed anyone ever throws him a fastball.

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    230. 239 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ ACT:

      Why let it go by when you can hit it?

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    231. josh 240 josh says:

      Soto said a year or two ago that he knows he’s seeing the ball well when he takes a lot of walks. He’s cyclical like that, where sometimes he can see them and lay off then he’ll go into long stretches at swinging at all of the. Sori does that too.

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    232. 241 ACT says:

      @ josh:
      I noticed last year that he let some hittable pitches sail by, as well, even with 2 strikes.

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    233. 242 Jeff F7 says:

      My ERA may be over 6 now but I still got a winning record, bitches!

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    234. 243 Jeff F7 says:

      My ERA may be over 6 now but I still got a winning record, bitches

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    235. josh 244 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      That’s true. Probably overcompensating. Hopefully he has more good stretches than bad this season.

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    236. mb21 245 mb21 says:

      @ Jeff F7:
      and you ain’t walked anyone. In 14 innings.

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    237. mb21 246 mb21 says:

      new shit: http://www.obstructedview.net/commentary-and-analysis/cherry-picking.html

      It’s only a coincidence that I posted this after Samardzija had a shitty outing. Then again, I could say the same thing at many points this season since he’ll have so many of them.

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