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  • Daily Facepalm 3.1.12 – Expanded playoffs edition

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    Expanded playoffs have arrived

    I thought this had already been decided, but the extra wild card has been approved. I'm kind of surprised that MLB would do this so close to the start of the season. Given the glacial pace at which MLB moved, I figured they had just decided that they were going to do it at some point, but whoa, whoa, let's not be all hasty here. As MB and I discussed yesterday, it doesn't really matter that much at this point if you add more teams. At 8 total teams the best team already has a very poor chance of winning everything, 2 more teams isn't going to make that much of a difference. And for the team that loses the wild-card play in game, I don't see how it's any more anticlimactic than say the 2008 Cubs postseason. 2 team playoff or GTFO, in my opinion.

    Apparently most players are annoyed with the Braun situation too

    A large majority of the players Buster Olney has spoken to are upset about the Braun decision. I agree with Calcaterra's take

    Braun walking on this charge is no more of a threat to the drug testing system than a guy getting off on a burglary charge because the cops didn’t get a proper search warrant is a threat to the criminal justice system. You may hate the result, but the remedy is easy: get it right next time or change the rules to make what happened in that instance acceptable.  It is not something that puts the entire regime in peril.

    Finally, I’ll observe that these complaints all seem a little self-righteous to me.  No one who ever wins on a procedural argument themselves ever seems to have a problem with it.  And I suspect that the 80-90% of the players Olney spoke with here were under the gun themselves, they would not hesitate to make the same arguments Braun did if they or their legal advisors thought to do so.

    Exactly. Be annoyed with the system that allowed this, not with the player('s lawyer) that shows how toothless it is.

    Fireworks factory errata

    The PBTNL have yet to be decided, but Hoyer said that the Red Sox will get the better PBTNL in the exchange. I don't think either of these guys will end up being worth anything – I fully expect both of the players moved to be organizational filler types.

    Tom Ricketts to speak at SABR Analytics conference next month

    Mind ——————> Blown

    Cubs broadcasters ranked sixth in Fangraphs poll

    Number 1 on the list is pretty obvious. As was number 31. It's too bad they didn't put any of the national broadcast teams in the mix (e.g. Buck/McCarver, Brennaman/whoever his stooge is, Miller/Morgan retro choice). I'd probably put all three of those teams just ahead of Hawk and the former Playgirl model.

    The Cubs have a team psychologist in camp

    Per Muskat. Did the Cubs have one around in the Hendry years? My memory is terrible. For some reason I think having around one might have come in handy over the past few years…

    A.J. Burnett injured in his first week with the Pirates

    It hasn't been a great offseason for him. He's out indefinitely with a fractured orbital bone after bunting a ball into his own face. This should put a big dent in the Pirates' dreams of passing the Cubs for 4th place in the NL Central this season.

    Happy birthday, Harry

    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
    Berselius

    64 Responses to “Daily Facepalm 3.1.12 – Expanded playoffs edition”

    1. Berselius 1 Berselius says:

      Grady Sizemore ——->back surgery, out 8-12 weeks

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    2. Suburban kid 2 Suburban kid says:

      Pretty sure they got a psychologist on board during a recent season we enjoyed. It was a reaction to some Zambrano or Bradley meltdown or other.

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    3. 3 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      See what bunting gets you? Balls to the face.

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    4. 4 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      IN honor of Harry’s birthday, everyone has to go get blackout drunk on vodka gimlets at the bar at Gibson’s.

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    5. josh 5 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      And sleep with the team’s owner’s wife? That’s old school Harry.

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    6. JonKneeV 6 jtsunami says:

      A.J. Burnett’s injury reminds me of my dad. One summer night during college summer vacation, he comes downstairs and we were shotgunning beers. He said he was the king of his fraternity at shotgunning. He took one, shook it up, and popped it. The beer sprayed all over his face and we couldn’t stop laughing. Any beer drinking idiot knows not to shake a beer. I love my dad, btw.

      Burnett’s “let me show you how to bunt” sequence very much reminds me of this.

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    7. mb21 7 mb21 says:

      Exactly. Be annoyed with the system that allowed this, not with the player(‘s lawyer) that shows how toothless it is.

      I think you can be annoyed with both. It does seem that many of the players like MLB’s drug testing program and are sincere in that they want it to work. They see this as a threat and while I don’t agree with that, I can see how someone would. They collectively bargained this and as a result, they’re going to have to do the same thing yet again.

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    8. mb21 8 mb21 says:

      Per Muskat. Did the Cubs have one around in the Hendry years? My memory is terrible. For some reason I think having around one might have come in handy over the past few years…

      Yeah, they had one at one point. I remember the article about it at the time.

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    9. Suburban kid 9 Suburban kid says:

      @ jtsunami:
      Diverting anecdote, bud.

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    10. mb21 10 mb21 says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Cool story, bro.

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    11. GBTS 11 GBTS says:

      Still (dying laughing) at your assessment of dictionary.reference.com from the last thread, SK.

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    12. Suburban kid 12 Suburban kid says:

      @ GBTS:

      I mean, who are you going to trust?

      or

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    13. Mish 13 Mish says:

      This could probably be Yellon-meme’d:

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    14. Suburban kid 15 Suburban kid says:

      You can rest assured there was supposed to be a picture of 21st century slackers direct from dictionary.com’s About Us page, followed by a portrait of my main homie Noah Webster.

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    15. mb21 16 mb21 says:

      Here’s the dictionary SK was given as a child

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    16. josh 17 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      I don’t get what the big deal is. I looked up this Ryan Braun fellow on Fangraphs, and he hasn’t pitched in the major leagues since 2007.

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    17. Suburban kid 18 Suburban kid says:

      @ mb21:
      (dying laughing)

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    18. mb21 20 mb21 says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      That’s SEC math for ya.

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    19. mb21 21 mb21 says:

      You could conduct a poll at Alabama and find that 48% support Romney, 53% for Santorum, 29% for Newty and 17.8% for Paul.

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    20. mb21 22 mb21 says:

      @ mb21:
      With 48% undecided.

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    21. Berselius 23 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      They are the 137%

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    22. Rice Cube 24 Rice Cube says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      If the link shorthand is any indication, the headline was very poorly conceived and could be considered a sexual innuendo.

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    23. josh 25 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      Ok, read this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rick%20Santorum

      Then read SK’s headline again.

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    24. GBTS 26 GBTS says:

      josh wrote:

      Ok, read this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rick%20Santorum

      2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of “family values.”

      SK – 2
      GBTS – 1

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    25. Rice Cube 28 Rice Cube says:

      On the NL adopting the DH:

      http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/j-burnett-fractured-face-still-ok-nl-used-183054621.html

      There are still a number of ways AJ Burnett can get his face broken, but if they had a DH, it wouldn’t be because of a bad bunt attempt (assuming they didn’t run out of position guys in extra innings)

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    26. josh 29 josh says:

      @ GBTS:
      Clearly being used as a noun there.

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    27. Suburban kid 30 Suburban kid says:

      @ mb21:
      I didn’t read the article, just the headline.

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    28. JonKneeV 31 jtsunami says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Shut up faget

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    29. Suburban kid 32 Suburban kid says:

      @ jtsunami:
      (dying laughing)

      Actually, I’m a lot like your dad, except for the macho beer guzzling. I often have “feats of skill” (and routine home maintenance tasks) blow up in my face.

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    30. Mish 33 Mish says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      That’s my go-to move.

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    31. GBTS 34 GBTS says:

      @ Mish:
      Admittedly did this in like 12 minutes, but:

      http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/4069/alwantsyou.jpg

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    32. Rice Cube 35 Rice Cube says:

      @ GBTS:
      (dying laughing) x 2 or 288

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    33. mb21 36 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      I know. I just read the article and the math was funny. (dying laughing)

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    34. Mish 37 Mish says:

      @ GBTS:
      Well done sir!

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    35. EnricoPallazzo 38 EnricoPallazzo says:

      Berselius wrote:

      Exactly. Be annoyed with the system that allowed this, not with the player(‘s lawyer) that shows how toothless it is

      i call bullshit. i am pissed that MLB left a loophole in there but at some point, you can’t cover every fucking situation. at some point, you have to trust people to stand up and do the right thing (i.e. say “hey you caught me. sorry. i won’t do it again and i accept whatever punishment is in the books.”)

      i just had a discussion with a buddy of mine about who was at fault for all of the current societal ills which (in my mind) relates to this. you can sit there and say, “hey, don’t blame (for example) wall street for fucking us. blame the idiots in congress who passed the laws that ALLOWED wall street to fuck us. wall street was just doing their job, making money for shareholders.” fuck that. i’ll blame BOTH parties, but the party that i am gonna blame less is the one that was actually trying to help people, and not the party that looked for some bullshit loophole that allowed them to do whatever the hell they wanted to do. at some point, you cannot cover all your bases and you have to just trust in humanity to do the right thing.

      yes, i guess braun deserves to walk on this, but still, fuck him.and fuck his (very smart and presumably rich) attorney. they both knew damn well that they were gaming the system to get off scot free. if i can’t be annoyed with that, then i give up.

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    36. EnricoPallazzo 39 EnricoPallazzo says:

      wait berselius only wrote the top part. i don’t really get html.

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    37. Suburban kid 40 Suburban kid says:

      @ GBTS:
      You can even the score by posting that on bcb and screencapping it.

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    38. mb21 41 mb21 says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      I fixed it.

      EnricoPallazzo wrote:

      yes, i guess braun deserves to walk on this, but still, fuck him.and fuck his (very smart and presumably rich) attorney. they both knew damn well that they were gaming the system to get off scot free. if i can’t be annoyed with that, then i give up.

      Agreed. I don’t really expect these guys to stand up and admit when they’re wrong. Especially when it’s going to cost them as much money as a 50-game suspension will. I expect MLB to follow the rules too. I don’t have to like either party and I don’t have to think of Braun’s suspension being overturned as anything other than a joke even though I agree it should have been.

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    39. GBTS 42 GBTS says:

      (dying laughing)

      Adam Dunn out-slugged Koyie Hill by .001 in 2011. (dying laughing)

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    40. GBTS 44 GBTS says:

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      (dying laughing)

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    41. josh 45 josh says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      I’m with you on this one.

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    42. josh 46 josh says:

      @ 26.2cubfan:
      I wonder if this is a sign overall of baseball losing revenue, or just one of those things.

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    43. Rice Cube 47 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      It’s a luxury tax thing as far as I can tell. They have to get under a certain threshold before the new tax kicks in.

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    44. Aisle424 48 Aisle424 says:

      We’re letting the people decide which beer style will be the next cask beer event at Six Row Brewery in St. Louis. I don’t want to tell you how to vote, but I’m rooting for the Ginger Kolsch and think you should too.

      http://svy.mk/SixRowCaskVote2012

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    45. Berselius 49 Berselius says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:

      Fuck Ryan Braun too, I’m not trying to exhonorate him here, and players should be pissed at Braun for cheating. I’m just annoyed that there isn’t more ire directed at the shitty testing system.

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    46. josh 50 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      It sounds to me like the system itself is okay, they just forgot to document an ad hoc protocol that wasn’t in the official rules, near as I can tell. The tester guy should have documented the change back in 2005 and verified with the people in charge. Not that it’s totally his responsibility, but to protect his own ass. I’ve dealt with this kind of heavily documented procedure before, and there is a way to make changes like this (if the store is closed, store the sample in your home in proper conditions until first thing Monday), but you have to follow procedure so the lawyers don’t rip it apart.

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    47. josh 51 josh says:

      I bet you from here on out, they’ll tighten the reigns on their procedures, or hire better auditors or something. This is an embarrassment up and down the line for the testing side, to have been tripped up by something that should have been caught and would have taken about 5 seconds to fix.

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    48. josh 52 josh says:

      @ Aisle424:
      I don’t know, chocolate stout sounds intriguing. I do love stout.

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    49. bubblesdachimp 53 bubblesdachimp says:

      Bubbles keeps reading that Samardzija is looking real good in camp and has a legit shot at starting.

      Does anyone take this serious

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    50. bubblesdachimp 54 bubblesdachimp says:

      Also,

      If the Bears are going to draft a WR in the first round might as well just sign mike wallace

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    51. josh 55 josh says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Sure, why not? How much worse could he be than Rodrigo Lopez?

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    52. WaLi 56 WaLi says:

      @ Aisle424:
      You say “We’re”… is this something you are part owner of?
      Also, I voted for the IPA.. sorry.

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    53. WaLi 57 WaLi says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Uh, yeah he is looking good in camp. Didn’t you see his headshot?

      http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/979042/jeff-sam_medium.jpg

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    54. bubblesdachimp 58 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ josh:

      I just dont see how he is a better option then Wells, Volstad Wood.

      I would really like to see Wood and Volstad start no matter what.

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    55. josh 59 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      I just realized you meant the OTHER Sizemore. It’s a bad year to be named Sizemore.

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    56. josh 60 josh says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      I forget who all they have, but it seems to me that the #5 spot isn’t locked down for anyone.

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    57. Aisle424 61 Aisle424 says:

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    58. Aisle424 62 Aisle424 says:

      WaLi wrote:

      You say “We’re”… is this something you are part owner of?
      Also, I voted for the IPA.. sorry.

      I’m helping them out with their social media and marketing. My girlfriend’s brother-in-law is the majority owner.

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    59. bubblesdachimp 63 bubblesdachimp says:

      Partyin Partyin Yea!

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