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  • Cubs sign Scott Feldman

    The Cubs added another right handed starting pitcher to their team today when they signed Scott Feldman to a 1-year deal for $6 million. There's another million bucks in incentives. Although he hasn't come close to a full season pitched in terms of innings but one time in his career, he's been relatively healthy. He hasn't had an arm injury since 2006 and that was a forearm injury. He battled through a knee injury in 2010 and then missed most of 2011 due to a knee surgery.

    Following his impressive 2009 season the Rangers bought out his final years of club control with a 2-year deal for $11.5 million. The Rangers held a $9.25 million club option for 2013, but declined it.

    According to pitch f/x on Fangraphs, his most common pitch is a sinker that he threw at an average of 91.5 mph last year (91.7 in 2011 and just below 91 in 2010). He also throws a cutter, curveball, changeup and the occasional 4-seam fastball. He threw his cutter most often last year against lefties, which isn't too surprising. He threw the sinker more frequently against righties.

    He keeps the ball on the ground and doesn't strike a lot of batters out (just 17.9% last year). He also doesn't walk many hitters (6% last year, 8% in his career).

    Despite keeping the ball on the ground, and in the ballpark about as one would expect, he's never really had as good an ERA as you might expect. His career ERA is over 4.8 and he has a 4.56 FIP and 4.52 xFIP. He had an ERA over 5 last year, but his FIP and xFIP were in the 3.80s. He's a guy who has been up and down throughout his career though mostly he's just been down.

    His career fWAR is only 8.7 in 727 innings. He has 4.7 career WARP and 3.0 rWAR. Over the past few seasons his fWAR is 3.9 in just under 300 innings. The WARP is 2.9 and his rWAR -0.7. His rWAR was -1.1 in 2010 and he followed that with 0.4 in 40+ innings and only 0.0 last year.

    He has some upside, but then again, what MLB player doesn't? Throwing strikes is something this team hasn't excelled at over the past decade, but it's something the new front office is emphasizing. They're also going after pitchers will good control though the K-BB% is still probably not as good as the types of pitchers the Cubs went after before.

    I don't think that's too surprising considering the type of player the Cubs are targeting. They're not going after the higher profile players, but rather the guys who might come at a bargain.

    As far as bargains go, this one looks to be a pretty good one. CAIRO projects 100 innings pitched and a 4.73 ERA. it projects an FIP of 4.27 and 1.1 WAR. Those projections are for the Rangers so a move to the NL will lower those rates a bit and increase the WAR. Bill James projects a 4.19 ERA and 4.14 FIP while Guru projects and ERA over 5.

    It seems to me that Guru is probably a little too pessimistic while Bill James a little too optimistic. That said, I expect Feldman to be worth a little over a win and be worth the $6 million he's being paid. There's the possibility he's much worse or a little better making him a good bargain.

    It's a good sign by the Cubs. There's little to risk and potentially something to gain. If Feldman can show that last season is something that can be repeated the Cubs get a chance to have a solid 3rd or 4th starter and someone they could extend.

    Dave Cameron put it well here:

    Feldman might not have the reputation of a quality starter yet, but he’s shown the skills necessary to become a perfectly acceptable middle-of-the-rotation innings eater. Last year, he ran a 3/1 K/BB ratio while maintaining an average ground ball rate, putting him in the same xFIP range as guys like Kyle Lohse, Ryan Dempster, Edwin Jackson, and Dan Haren,. He doesn’t have the same track record of success as those guys, but he’s also going to cost a fraction of the price, and offers the same low BB/average K/average GB skillset.

    In a more friendly home ballpark and with better results at stranding runners, Feldman projects to be something not too far from a league average starting pitcher in 2013. And, while he’s going to be labeled a stop-gap type of signing, he doesn’t turn 30-years-old until February, so there’s no reason to think that the Cubs can’t extract longer term value from him if he pitches well in 2013. With Feldman and Baker, the Cubs have added a couple of pieces to their rotation who aren’t just pump-and-dump guys, but could be solid pieces to build future rotations around as well. This isn’t just patching a hole because the Cubs need arms for next season – these deals are investments in buying low on pitchers who could be part of the next good Cubs team, even if that team is still several years away.

    There's a bit of a small sample size issue when he compares Feldman's last 150 innings to those of Dempster, Jackson, Lohse and Haren who have consistently put up above average xFIPs. Prior to the previous 150, Feldman had been much worse so take the sample size stuff written there with a grain of salt.

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    98 Responses to “Cubs sign Scott Feldman”

    1. GBTS 1 GBTS says:

      In all seriousness, Marvin Miller is probably the second most important baseball figure of the 20th century next to Jackie Robinson. I hope he gets his fair share of praise in the coming days.

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    2. WaLi 2 WaLi says:

      PFD wrote:

      @mb21
      Fangraphs apparently loves the signing. Cameron wrote it up.
      Also, came across this comment in the chat, which I’m not sure I agree with:

      Comment From Grand Admiral Braun
      Garza/Samardzija/Baker/Feldman/T. Wood – that’s an above average NL rotation, no?
      Jeff Sullivan:
      it’s fine

      It’s definitely better than what we finished with last year. We might get to 63 wins next year!

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    3. mb21 3 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      I’d put Buck O’Neil right after Jackie.

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    4. 4 PFD says:

      WaLi wrote:

      It’s definitely better than what we finished with last year. We might get to 63 wins next year!

      It’s a way of [L]ife!

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    5. GBTS 5 GBTS says:

      mb21 wrote:

      @ GBTS:
      I’d put Buck O’Neil right after Koyie.

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    6. Aisle424 6 Aisle424 says:

      I can see that rotation, if it remains healthy AND intact for the full season leading to 75 wins or so. But Garza and Baker are far from guaranteed to stay healthy and if everything goes well enough for them to possibly win 75, at least 2 of those guys are getting traded.

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    7. WaLi 7 WaLi says:

      mb21 wrote:

      I’d put Buck O’Neil right after Jackie.

      I think Jackie should be summarily dismissed from the HOF and not be allowed back in until Buck O’neil is admitted.

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    8. uncle dave 8 uncle dave says:

      I think it’s a pretty good move. There’s no real downside here with a one-year deal, and he’s the type of guy who you can put in front of a solid defense and get some decent numbers from. If he does well on the traditional metrics like ERA, he suddenly becomes valuable at the deadline and could bring back a decent return.

      This is pretty much the type of move I’d expect the Cubs to make this year.

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    9. GBTS 9 GBTS says:

      uncle dave wrote:

      This is pretty much the type of move I’d expect a snake oil salesman to make this year.

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    10. GBTS 10 GBTS says:

      The Rays just signed an All-Star 3B for $100 million, and the Cubs sign a mediocre starter for $6 million? Is Theo even trying to win a World Series? Why is he not offering $200 million to Matt Cain?

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    11. Rice Cube 11 Rice Cube says:

      GBTS wrote:

      The Rays just signed an All-Star 3B for $100 million, and the Cubs sign a mediocre starter for $6 million? Is Theo even trying to win a World Series? Why is he not offering $200 million to buy Matt Cain from the Giants?

      There’s that…

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    12. 12 PFD says:

      Made the mistake of foraying into the comments at BCB, but did come across this John Arguello write up on Valbuena

      What would you say if there was a 27 year old 3B on the market who hits LH, grinds out ABs, and take walks? What if he was also a plus defender? Then suppose he was also a buy low candidate, slated to make near the MLB minimum? What if he was coming off a season where he raked in AAA, only to come to the majors and put up a .260 BABIP — a number that brought his batting average way down but is unlikely to stay at that low level? What if he was once considered a talented prospect who is lauded for his mental makeup? Lastly, what if this player went to play winter ball this year and his hitting to the tune of .341/.455/.593 (1.049 OPS)? Sounds like a good fit and a solid bounce back candidate the Cubs should consider signing off the bargain bin, doesn’t it?

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    13. 13 PFD says:

      I mention it was a mistake to read BCB comments because of gems like this:

      FWIW
      Feldman will be the Cubs’ first Jewish player since Sam Fuld. Or, if you keep track of Jewish players who are observant (Fuld is only half-Jewish), since Jason Marquis.
      by Al Yellon on Nov 27, 2012 10:12 AM CST reply

      Irrelevant dude.
      by santoswoodenlegs on Nov 27, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply

      Is it necessary to do this?
      No, it is not.
      by Al Yellon on Nov 27, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply

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    14. Rice Cube 14 Rice Cube says:

      @ PFD:
      Irrelevant dude (dying laughing)

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    15. Rice Cube 15 Rice Cube says:

      @ PFD:
      The Cubs may tender Valbuena (he’s projected to earn under $1MM anyway) but I think they haven’t given up on Ian Stewart yet. I’m also curious as to how serious they were about Jeff Keppinger.

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    16. Aisle424 16 Aisle424 says:

      The Cubs added another right handed starting pitcher to their team today when they signed Scott Feldman to a 1-year deal for $6 million. There’s another million bucks in incentives. Although he hasn’t come close to a full season pitched in terms of innings but one time in his career, he’s been relatively healthy. He hasn’t had an arm injury since 2006 and that was a forearm injury. He battled through a knee injury in 2010 and then missed most of 2011 due to a knee surgery.

      Following his impressive 2009 season the Rangers bought out his final years of club control with a 2-year deal for $11.5 million. The Rangers held a $9.25 million club option for 2013, but declined it.

      According to pitch f/x on Fangraphs, his most common pitch is a sinker that he threw at an average of 91.5 mph last year (91.7 in 2011 and just below 91 in 2010). He also throws a cutter, curveball, changeup and the occasional 4-seam fastball. He threw his cutter most often last year against lefties, which isn’t too surprising. He threw the sinker more frequently against righties.

      He keeps the ball on the ground and doesn’t strike a lot of batters out (just 17.9% last year). He also doesn’t walk many hitters (6% last year, 8% in his career).

      Despite keeping the ball on the ground, and in the ballpark about as one would expect, he’s never really had as good an ERA as you might expect. His career ERA is over 4.8 and he has a 4.56 FIP and 4.52 xFIP. He had an ERA over 5 last year, but his FIP and xFIP were in the 3.80s. He’s a guy who has been up and down throughout his career though mostly he’s just been down.

      His career fWAR is only 8.7 in 727 innings. He has 4.7 career WARP and 3.0 rWAR. Over the past few seasons his fWAR is 3.9 in just under 300 innings. The WARP is 2.9 and his rWAR -0.7. His rWAR was -1.1 in 2010 and he followed that with 0.4 in 40+ innings and only 0.0 last year.

      He has some upside, but then again, what MLB player doesn’t? Throwing strikes is something this team hasn’t excelled at over the past decade, but it’s something the new front office is emphasizing. They’re also going after pitchers will good control though the K-BB% is still probably not as good as the types of pitchers the Cubs went after before.

      I don’t think that’s too surprising considering the type of player the Cubs are targeting. They’re not going after the higher profile players, but rather the guys who might come at a bargain.

      As far as bargains go, this one looks to be a pretty good one. CAIRO projects 100 innings pitched and a 4.73 ERA. it projects an FIP of 4.27 and 1.1 WAR. Those projections are for the Rangers so a move to the NL will lower those rates a bit and increase the WAR. Bill James projects a 4.19 ERA and 4.14 FIP while Guru projects and ERA over 5.

      It seems to me that Guru is probably a little too pessimistic while Bill James a little too optimistic. That said, I expect Feldman to be worth a little over a win and be worth the $6 million he’s being paid. There’s the possibility he’s much worse or a little better making him a good bargain.

      It’s a good sign by the Cubs. There’s little to risk and potentially something to gain. If Feldman can show that last season is something that can be repeated the Cubs get a chance to have a solid 3rd or 4th starter and someone they could extend.

      Dave Cameron put it well here:

      Feldman might not have the reputation of a quality starter yet, but he’s shown the skills necessary to become a perfectly acceptable middle-of-the-rotation innings eater. Last year, he ran a 3/1 K/BB ratio while maintaining an average ground ball rate, putting him in the same xFIP range as guys like Kyle Lohse, Ryan Dempster, Edwin Jackson, and Dan Haren,. He doesn’t have the same track record of success as those guys, but he’s also going to cost a fraction of the price, and offers the same low BB/average K/average GB skillset.

      In a more friendly home ballpark and with better results at stranding runners, Feldman projects to be something not too far from a league average starting pitcher in 2013. And, while he’s going to be labeled a stop-gap type of signing, he doesn’t turn 30-years-old until February, so there’s no reason to think that the Cubs can’t extract longer term value from him if he pitches well in 2013. With Feldman and Baker, the Cubs have added a couple of pieces to their rotation who aren’t just pump-and-dump guys, but could be solid pieces to build future rotations around as well. This isn’t just patching a hole because the Cubs need arms for next season – these deals are investments in buying low on pitchers who could be part of the next good Cubs team, even if that team is still several years away.

      There’s a bit of a small sample size issue when he compares Feldman’s last 150 innings to those of Dempster, Jackson, Lohse and Haren who have consistently put up above average xFIPs. Prior to the previous 150, Feldman had been much worse so take the sample size stuff written there with a grain of salt.

      Is it necessary to do this?
      No, it is not.

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    17. 17 PFD says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      Gotta love Al answering his own questions.

      Is OV an accredited Cubs blog?
      No, it is not.

      /Yellon’d

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    18. Berselius 18 Berselius says:

      PFD wrote:

      FWIW
      Feldman will be the Cubs’ first Jewish player since Sam Fuld. Or, if you keep track of Jewish players who are observant (Fuld is only half-Jewish), since Jason Marquis.
      by Al Yellon on Nov 27, 2012 10:12 AM CST reply

      Irrelevant jabroni.
      by santoswoodenlegs on Nov 27, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply

      Is it necessary to do this?
      No, it is not.
      by Al Yellon on Nov 27, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply

      ;

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    19. Rice Cube 19 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:
      @ PFD:
      Has this supplanted “false” then? (dying laughing)

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    20. Berselius 20 Berselius says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      I think Stewart gets non-tendered then signed to a new, cheaper deal.

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    21. Berselius 21 Berselius says:

      GBTS wrote:

      In all seriousness, Marvin Miller is probably the second most important baseball figure of the 20th century next to Jackie Robinson. I hope he gets his fair share of praise in the coming days.

      This.

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    22. Rice Cube 22 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      You and I don’t often agree, blah blah, snark, correct.

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    23. GBTS 23 GBTS says:

      @ PFD:
      I felt like I was one of the few people here who wasn’t abhorred by Valbuena this season. I think I only saw every single one of his at bats where he got a hit this year, because his actual numbers are grossly below what I would have guessed based on the limited games I watched.

      I also like the idea of Valbuena being a “bounce back” candidate, which is like saying that Herman Cain is a “bounce back” presidential contender in 2016.

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    24. Rice Cube 24 Rice Cube says:

      @ GBTS:
      He and Stewart had similar slash lines last season.

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    25. Mish 25 Mish says:

      GBTS wrote:

      I felt like I was one of the few people here who wasn’t abhorred by Valbuena this season. I think I only saw every single one of his at bats where he got a hit this year, because his actual numbers are grossly below what I would have guessed based on the limited games I watched.

      sadly I had this impression as well given my infrequent Cubs viewing (I usually spent the time I would normally spend watching Cubs game for drinking bleach, which appears to have been better for my long term health than being a Cubs fan).

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    26. Aisle424 26 Aisle424 says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      Has this supplanted “false” then? (dying laughing)

      We’ll keep them all on a rotating basis, jabroni.

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    27. Aisle424 27 Aisle424 says:

      I do like that “jabroni” seems to have replaced “faget” as a benign insult we can call each other.

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    28. Rice Cube 28 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Is “jabroni” a real word? I guess I should look this up on Urban Dictionary.

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    29. Aisle424 30 Aisle424 says:

      PFD wrote:

      Is OV an accredited Cubs blog?

      Is that a question you would ask Tom Petty?

      No, it is not.

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    30. WenningtonsGorillaCock 31 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      GBTS wrote:

      which is like saying that Herman Cain is a “bounce back” presidential contender in 2016.

      Irrelevant dude

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    31. Aisle424 32 Aisle424 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I had to look it up too. My thumb is not on the pulse of what the kids were saying whenever the hell it was that The Rock was a thing.

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    32. josh 33 josh says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Aw, dude, when I was in college I had a friend who was obsessed with wrestling and would walk around quoting The Rock’s speeches all the time, down to the dramatic inhales. God damn that was annoying

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    33. Mish 34 Mish says:

      I used to be into pro wrestling (circa 1993 – 2001) so I instantly picked up where “jabroni” was from. I have a) no idea if that term is still used by The Rock (or if he even wrestles these days) or b) no idea that assholes actually used this term in normal dialogue.

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    34. GBTS 35 GBTS says:

      Just because we’re talking about wrestling:

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    35. WaLi 36 WaLi says:

      @ Mish:
      I am pretty sure The Rock is too busy being a Fairy to wrestle.

      Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    36. 37 Myles says:

      Is there anywhere I can go that summarizes the awfulness that is BCB?

      Besides BCB, I mean.

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    37. Mish 38 Mish says:

      @ Myles:
      Go to bathroom. Take shit in toilet. Look in toilet.

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    38. WenningtonsGorillaCock 40 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      LaHair ———> taking his talents to/saving face with the Softbank Hawks

      looks like this got announced last week. I don’t read every word, bro

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    39. Mish 41 Mish says:

      Carlos Ruiz —-> suspended 25 games for amphetamines (Adderall?)

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    40. Mish 42 Mish says:

      Carlos Ruiz just got suspended for 25 games and no Cubs players give enough of a crap to try using chemicals to make themselves better at baseball?? WHAT IS THEO DOING!?

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    41. Rice Cube 43 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mish:
      There’s a 25 game suspension penalty? I thought it started at 50 unless amphetamines aren’t considered a PED in that class.

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    42. Aisle424 44 Aisle424 says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      @ Mish:
      There’s a 25 game suspension penalty? I thought it started at 50 unless amphetamines aren’t considered a PED in that class.

      Amphetamines only perk you up and don’t make you stronger so you can hit more homeruns, so they are less bad.

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    43. uncle dave 45 uncle dave says:

      @ Mish:
      Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer.

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    44. mb21 46 mb21 says:

      @ WaLi:
      To put this rotation into perspective we can actually just use the 2012 version. Baker and Feldman are replacing Ryan Dempster and Paul Maholm. Each of those two pitchers is better than Baker or Feldman. If the Cubs had Baker and Feldman last year, this probably would have been their opening day rotation: Dempster, Garza, Maholm, Baker, Feldman.

      That’s probably better than we expected last opening day with J-Sam in the rotation, but he turned ot to be pretty good. Volstad was only started over Wood because Wood had a poor spring training (silly sample size decisions). Knowing what we know now about the starters from last year, it’s definitely a better rotation than they’re going to run out in 2013.

      /pissing on the parade

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    45. mb21 47 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      Stanton has to be behind Harper and Trout.

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    46. mb21 48 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      I didn’t mind Valbuena, but a bounce back candidate? He probably will bounce back from being horrible, but usually a bounce back candidate means two things: the player has the potential to be at least average or better and he’s been at least average or better before. Valbuena is neither. Maybe he’s a bounce candidate, but even that I don’t buy.

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    47. Suburban kid 49 Suburban kid says:

      mb21 wrote:

      J-Sam

      No. Don’t even

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    48. Suburban kid 50 Suburban kid says:

      Won’t the Cubs have to remove two people from the 40-man now, to make room for Feldman and Stanton?

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    49. mb21 51 mb21 says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      They’ll also have to make room for Greinke.

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    50. 52 Andrew says:

      @ mb21:
      I doubt the work on the rotation is done. Considering Theo talks about going 9 deep, I doubt he wants to depend on Baker starting the season healthy. That’s why I am still expecting one more signing which will really determine where our rotation will be. I’d love them to go for Anibal, but I kinda doubt they will. I’m expecting they will be in on one of McCarthy, Marcum, or other guys. A rotation of Garza, Samardzija, Marcum/McCarthy, Baker (Wood if hes not ready yet) and Feldman I think would be better than what they started with last year.

      I think the goal is to flip some of the guys like Garza, Feldman, and Baker and give some guys like Vizcaino, Whitenack, Bowden, and Cabrera (who are being converted to starters) a chance to get ready in AAA and come in halfway through the season to show what they can do. Hopefully one of those guys can stick in the rotation as cost controlled decent starters.

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    51. mb21 54 mb21 says:

      @ Andrew:
      I don’t think they’re done either, but whether or not they’re better is something I think is mostly irrelevant. They’re not going to be much better, if at all. Right now they aren’t, but adding someone like Marcum probably makes them a little better though still not as good at the top of the rotation.

      I also think they’ll try to trade some of these guys and hopefully they turn in good first halves to help with that.

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    52. Rizzo the Rat 55 Rizzo the Rat says:

      I just came up with a better way to determine draft order. Teams pick in order of how long they’ve been playing since their last World Series berth (tie goes to the loser of the series). This way, the draft doesn’t incentivise losing and promotes rapid turnover of championship teams.

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    53. mb21 56 mb21 says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      You just want the Cubs to have the top pick each year of the rest of your life. (dying laughing)

      I like the idea.

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    54. Rizzo the Rat 57 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ mb21:
      Shhhhhh!

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    55. GBTS 58 GBTS says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      I like this “Fuck the Marlins” rule.

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    56. Berselius 59 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      They should do something more arbitrary, like say giving teams with the fewest letters in their team name high picks.

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    57. EnricoPallazzo 60 EnricoPallazzo says:

      i was looking up the urbandictionary definition of “jabroni” that RC linked to above and saw that there was also a definition for “jabrony” so i clicked on it:

      “A mixture between ping pong, pool, and golf. A gentlemen’s sport in which the player must land the ball in various holes by serving the ball ping pong style. This game was originated in the Kelly household and will go down as the greatest game ever made.”

      maybe this is what the guys from rant meant to say. also i would like to play that game.

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    58. EnricoPallazzo 61 EnricoPallazzo says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      oh and the use-it-in-a-sentence part of the definition makes it even cooler:

      “Dude i won in jabrony last night against Katie and she had to run a naked lap.”

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    59. EnricoPallazzo 62 EnricoPallazzo says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      definition #15 under “jabroni”:

      “1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn’t produce the goods.

      2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

      Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni”

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    60. EnricoPallazzo 63 EnricoPallazzo says:

      deinition #17:

      “Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program ‘Around the Horn.’”

      that’s right, mb (or whoever) got compared to jay fucking mariotti.

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    61. mb21 64 mb21 says:

      I was compared to Jay Mariotti? (dying laughing)

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    62. Suburban kid 65 Suburban kid says:

      mb21 wrote:

      I was compared to Jay Mariotti? (dying laughing)

      Irrelevant dude.

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    63. JonKneeV 66 JonKneeV says:

      Berselius wrote:

      @ mb21:

      They should do something more arbitrary, like say giving teams with the fewest letters in their team name high picks.

      Oakland would be pretty happy with this.

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    64. Mish 67 Mish says:

      I have caved to peer pressure and ordered Homeland Season 1. Pretty excited, even tho Amazon is currently out of stock. (dying laughing)

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    65. Suburban kid 68 Suburban kid says:

      @ Mish:
      Neat comment, pal.

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    66. Mish 69 Mish says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Irrelevant, pal.

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    67. mb21 70 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      Did you like 24? It’s kinda like that except far better acting and writing.

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    68. Mish 71 Mish says:

      @ mb21:
      I loved 24.

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    69. Mucker 72 Mucker says:

      mb21 wrote:

      @ Mish:
      Did you like 24? It’s kinda like that except far better cussing and fucking.

      Fixed it.

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    70. Berselius 73 Berselius says:

      Broxton got 3/24
      (dying laughing)

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    71. mb21 74 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      I’m surprised you haven’t watched Homeland already then.

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    72. GBTS 75 GBTS says:

      @ Berselius:
      7th inning is pretty important, b.

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    73. Rice Cube 76 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      @ GBTS:

      Indications are that Broxton is to be the closer and Aroldis goes to the rotation. I am on board with this as long as Chapman’s arm remains attached to his body.

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    74. Mish 77 Mish says:

      @ mb21:
      No Showtime. Hell I just got HBO a few months ago for Game of Thrones S2. (dying laughing)

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    75. Rice Cube 78 Rice Cube says:

      This is really sad, and I think I might be going to hell because I laughed.

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    76. mb21 79 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      That’s what the newsgroups are for. (dying laughing)

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    77. mb21 80 mb21 says:

      Did Broxton become a bad pitcher or something? I look at his stats and with the exception of 12 innings in 2011 he’s been pretty damn good throughout his career. They only need about 4.3 wins from Broxton over 3 years to get equal value and that’s if the value of the win starts at $5 million this year (probably starts closer to $5.5 or higher). So somewhere between 4 and 4.4 wins is what he’s being paid for. He’ll probably have an average FIP projection of around 3.00 so really, the only question about him being worth that amount is whether or not he stays healthy.

      I wouldn’t call it a good contract, but I wouldn’t call it a bad one either.

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    78. mb21 81 mb21 says:

      If Broxton stays healthy this year, he’ll probably be wroth about 1.5 wins.

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    79. Berselius 82 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      Most of the Broxton complaints are scouting related. He looks like he put on 200 pounds in the last two years, and his strikeout rate has plummeted from what it was with LA.

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    80. Berselius 83 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      I don’t like going three years for any reliever not named Mariano Rivera with a time machine. But that’s just a personal preference.

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    81. Berselius 84 Berselius says:

      mb21 wrote:

      If Broxton stays healthy this year, he’ll probably be wroth about 1.5 wins.

      He is a pretty angry dude.

      /pissing on your drapes

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    82. 85 Berselius37 says:

      Vitters ———> sent packing by his VWL team

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    83. Rice Cube 86 Rice Cube says:

      Berselius37 wrote:

      (dying laughing) ———> sent packing by his VWL team

      Vit-ters?

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    84. Rice Cube 87 Rice Cube says:

      Berselius37 wrote:

      (dying laughing) ———> irrelevant dude

      So sad.

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    85. Suburban kid 88 Suburban kid says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      Berselius37 wrote:

      (dying laughing) ———> irrelevant dude

      So sad.

      Is it necessary to do this?
      No, it is not.

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    86. mb21 90 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius37:
      (dying laughing) who

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    87. WaLi 91 WaLi says:

      @ mb21:
      You could make Pi-erre (Dying laughing) and Vi-tters (dying Laughing) or something.

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    88. Suburban kid 92 Suburban kid says:

      @ mb21:
      I’m guessing the (dying laughing) who was on the Cubs in 2012, not the (dying laughing) who was on the Cubs in 2006. (dying laughing) may be the hardest working man in baseball, but I don’t think he needs to play winter ball.

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    89. 93 Rodrigo says:

      Casey Coleman——> DFA’d

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    90. WaLi 94 WaLi says:

      @ Rodrigo:

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    91. Berselius 95 Berselius says:

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    92. mb21 97 mb21 says:

      Berselius wrote:

      Forbes reported the Royals, Indians, and Cubs were the 3 highest earning teams last season…and that’s why MLB doesn’t have work stoppages except for when they do

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    93. 98 aaronb says:

      @ Berselius:

      Yet the Rubes continue to make excuses for ownership, because they talk about prospects.

      Ricketts might be worse than McCourt.

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