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    Cubs Post-Game Recap by the Rebellion (and Ewoks)

    By Aisle424 on . Posted in News And Rumors 27 Comments

    We won!

    Enjoy it while it lasts.

    Hopefully this little celebration won't end in a lawsuit by George Lucas.

    Aisle424

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    27 Responses to “Cubs Post-Game Recap by the Rebellion (and Ewoks)”

    1. Rizzo the Rat 1 ACT says:
      May 28, 2012 at 8:56 pm

      BREAKING: Angels ace Jered Weaver departs start vs. Yankees in first inning with apparent leg injury.— MLB (@MLB) May 29, 2012

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    2. 2 Mercurial Outfielder says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:00 pm

      @ ACT:
      Unfortunate choice to use “breaking” there.

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    3. SVB 3 SkipVB says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm

      Neighbors are reporting strange events at the home of MB21. Apparently he was sighted drinking the blood of a chicken he’d just killed, while plucking the feathers and stuffing them into the brim of his Cubs cap, with the feathers hanging over his ears. “He was doing some kind of unusual dance, sort of like the Electric Slide, but with some mash up of Pin-Ball Wizard and I think ‘Go Cubs Go’ and every so often he’d interrupt it by trying to do a handstand, which he’s really terrible at,” his neighbor, Bill, said. Officials from the local mental facility were notified, but when they arrived and saw the Cubs sticker on his bumper, they turned around without making contact, so as not to interrupt the juju.

      Thanks for breaking the curse, MB

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    4. SVB 4 SkipVB says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      So much for my Fantasy Team this week.

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    5. SVB 5 SkipVB says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:08 pm

      @ ACT:
      CBS says it’s his lower back. As I recall, he’s had tenderness there before.

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    6. 6 Mercurial Outfielder says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:10 pm

      Paul Sullivan is a miserable pice of subhuman filth:

      He hasn’t experienced the pain most Cubs fans have endured, including double-digit losing streaks, a ball through Leon Durham’s legs or off Steve Bartman’s hand, or the Milton Bradley experiment, just to name a few.

      Fuck you, Paul. Fuck. You. You sawed-off little prick.

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    8. Rice Cube 8 Rice Cube says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:23 pm

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      WTF is this? Who’s he talking about?

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    9. 9 Mercurial Outfielder says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:25 pm

      @ Rice Cube:
      Does it even matter? How the fuck is a FA-signing gone bad in any way, shape, or form related to those other two incidents? Sullivan is a fucking asswipe.

      (It was Hoyer, BTW)

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    10. Rice Cube 10 Rice Cube says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      It doesn’t matter, but I’m just wondering how he even managed to segue it in there.

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    11. Rizzo the Rat 11 ACT says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:27 pm

      So, to review: Roy Halladay, Yu Darvish, and Jered Weaver have all been pulled early from their last starts due to injuries. It’s been a bad couple days for top-of-the-rotation starters.

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    12. Rizzo the Rat 12 ACT says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:28 pm

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I’m actually more bothered by the whole blaming the 2003 playoff failure on Steve Bartman thing.

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    13. shawndgoldman 13 shawndgoldman says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:29 pm

      @ ACT:

      I am glad we don’t have one…?

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    14. shawndgoldman 14 shawndgoldman says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:31 pm

      I will say this about rooting for this team: it makes every single win feel special.

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    15. SVB 15 SkipVB says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:34 pm

      @ ACT:
      I totally agree.

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    16. SVB 16 SkipVB says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:36 pm

      Hey folks, over in the OV Forum Josh posted a quandary of his about ESPN.com contacting him about the Hope Monster. Give it a read and if you have some advice, let him know. Especially since we are his only friends.

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    17. 17 Mercurial Outfielder says:
      May 28, 2012 at 9:48 pm

      @ ACT:
      That, too. But Sullivan’s continued preoccupation with Bradley is a disgrace.

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    18. josh 18 josh says:
      May 28, 2012 at 11:20 pm

      From what he said the other day, sounds like Dempster would be reasonably open to a trade.

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    19. josh 19 josh says:
      May 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm

      @ SkipVB:
      Yeah, I know, I’m pathetic.

      I do have some friends, just none that know how to Internet.

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    20. 20 Mobile Rice says:
      May 29, 2012 at 12:01 am

      @ josh:
      MLBTR has a blurb suggesting they may work out a new contract but that might just be due diligence and vague buzz from the front office.

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    21. SVB 21 SkipVB says:
      May 29, 2012 at 12:38 am

      @ josh:
      I have to say that I really like the tenor of the discussion here. Whether I know anyone’s real name or not. Hope you don’t mind that I put the shout out in the main thread.

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    22. josh 22 josh says:
      May 29, 2012 at 6:00 am

      @ SkipVB:
      No, it’s cool. It’s been helpful for me.

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    23. Rice Cube 23 Rice Cube says:
      May 29, 2012 at 8:06 am

      http://www.csnbayarea.com/baseball-san-francisco-giants/giants-talk/Bonds-speaks-about-possibly-re-joining-G?blockID=715538&feedID=2796

      It would never happen, but maybe the Cubs could consult Bonds on how to have a laser dissection eye of the strike zone and how to be consistently good at baseball.

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    24. Rice Cube 24 Rice Cube says:
      May 29, 2012 at 8:10 am

      For anyone who has the time, the CBA is available in full now (h/t BN)

      http://mlbplayers.mlb.com/pa/info/cba.jsp

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    25. Rice Cube 25 Rice Cube says:
      May 29, 2012 at 8:12 am

      @ Rice Cube:
      I think I actually did see this a month or so ago (or at least an excerpt thereof) but thanks to BN for reminding me of its existence anyway.

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    27. dylanj 27 dylanj says:
      May 29, 2012 at 8:17 am

      new shit up

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