Cubs Post-Game Recap by the Rebellion (and Ewoks)

Neighbors are reporting strange events at the home of MB21. Apparently he was sighted drinking the blood of a chicken he’d just killed, while plucking the feathers and stuffing them into the brim of his Cubs cap, with the feathers hanging over his ears. “He was doing some kind of unusual dance, sort of like the Electric Slide, but with some mash up of Pin-Ball Wizard and I think ‘Go Cubs Go’ and every so often he’d interrupt it by trying to do a handstand, which he’s really terrible at,” his neighbor, Bill, said. Officials from the local mental facility were notified, but when they arrived and saw the Cubs sticker on his bumper, they turned around without making contact, so as not to interrupt the juju.

Thanks for breaking the curse, MB

@ ACT:
CBS says it’s his lower back. As I recall, he’s had tenderness there before.

@ ACT:
I totally agree.

@ josh:
I have to say that I really like the tenor of the discussion here. Whether I know anyone’s real name or not. Hope you don’t mind that I put the shout out in the main thread.