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  • The Children Are The Future-Minor League Watch Sponsored by Laughing Clown Malt Liquor

    Iowa

    Anthony Rizzo see's LaHair's HR and raises him a pair of HR's as he went deep for # 5 and 6 tonight. His OPS is currently some enormous figure I don't care enough to look up but trust me people is big. And thick. Beef Castle hit a HR himself and Brett Jackson went yard for the first time tonight as well. The Iowa bullpen wants to prove that they are ready for the big league and well all out to display the Cub Way tonight. Heading into the bottom of the 9th the Iowa Cubbies had a 6-2 lead. The inning went as such

    • Walk
    • Walk
    • (Pitching Change)
    • Hit batter
    • Walk
    • Hit Batter
    • (Dylan quit following the game to go kick a puppy)

    Tennessee 

    Dae-Eun Rhee had a good start tonight working 6.1 IP and only allowing a solo HR. He struck out 4 and walked none. Ryno used to really like Rhee and word has always been that Rhee possesses a plus changeup to go with a low 90s fastball. I would give you an update on the hitting side of things but do you really care how Jonathon Mota batted tonight? Me neither. 

    Daytona

    Rubi Silva continues to crush the ball in High A going 2-4 with a BB. Matt Spellcheck Jr can't buy a hit but is a good sign that he is taking his walks as he drew 2. Last year Szzrzrzr seemed like the typical Hendry man crush a guy with tools who is allergic to 3 pitch AB's. So far Scissor Me Timbers has 7 BB and 7 K in 29 AB's.

    Peoria

    Marco Hernandez had a breakout game tonight going 2-3 with a  SB, BB and most importantly a HR. Hernandez is a name to keep on eye on he tore up rookie ball last year and skipped Boise so the club must have taken a shine to him. Whether or not he can develop some power remains to be seen but tonights HR is a good start. 

    dylanj
    DylanJ was born in a secret military base on Baekdu Mountain. His coming was foretold by a rare double rainbow and marked the sight of a new star in the sky. After defeating Jaime Lannister in battle at the age of 15 in the 77th Hunger Games he became an internet expert at staring at minor league box scores. His thoughts on said box scores can been seen Mon-Fri at Obstructed View.
    dylanj

    102 Responses to “The Children Are The Future-Minor League Watch Sponsored by Laughing Clown Malt Liquor”

    1. Aisle424 1 Aisle424 says:

      We do not condone the kicking of puppies.

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    2. Berselius 4 Berselius says:

      Today’s lineup, if the game happens

      RF DeJesus
      2B Barney
      SS Castro
      LF Soriano
      3B Stewart
      1B LaBomb
      C Geo
      CF Byrd
      P Volstad

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    3. Rice Cube 5 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:

      BTW, having a big dude like Rock Shoulders on the field might be the best deterrent to violence since Mutually Assured Destruction

      I liked this one.

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    4. Steve Swisher 6 Steve Swisher says:

      Speak for yourself.

      Aisle424 wrote:

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    5. Aisle424 7 Aisle424 says:

      Steve Swisher wrote:

      Speak for yourself.

      I’ll flag this one myself.

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    6. GW 9 GW says:

      @ Aisle424:

      wow. in the comments phil compares baez’s demeanor to jimmy piersall’s, and acts as if that were a good thing.

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    7. mb21 10 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      Wasn’t Piersall bipolar?

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    8. GW 11 GW says:

      the pirates have a team woba of .213 right now.

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    9. GW 12 GW says:

      @ mb21:

      yes

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    10. mb21 13 mb21 says:

      @ GW:
      Too lazy to go read Phil’s comment, but what’s good about being like Piersall?

      I don’t care how MLB Players act on the field. Whatever. But I’d think you’d want your minor league players to not behave in the way he has so far.

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    11. Berselius 14 Berselius says:

      Corey Hart has a SLG of 1.000

      /fun with small sample sizes

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    12. Berselius 15 Berselius says:

      Justified season 1 ——-> berselius

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    13. Rizzo the Rat 16 ACT says:

      So, who’s going to wind up with more strikeouts: Yoenis Cespedes or Bryan LaHair? It should be close.

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    14. Rizzo the Rat 17 ACT says:

      Both are also crushing the ball when they make contact, I should add.

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    15. Berselius 18 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      Cespedes, easily

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    16. Berselius 19 Berselius says:

      Crap, just realized today’s game is a FOX game. Oh well, it’s probably going to get rained out anyway

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    17. Rizzo the Rat 20 ACT says:

      If it gets rained out, I hope they show the Darvish game.

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    18. Rizzo the Rat 21 ACT says:

      So, the Pirates have scored 11 runs so far. In 7 games. Speechless.

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    19. Suburban kid 22 Suburban kid says:

      @ Berselius:
      Didn’t FOX used to have the 3 o’clock time slot, and non-FOX games were at 12 (CDT) or at night?

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    20. Berselius 23 Berselius says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      Yeah, that’s why I figured we’d have this game. IIRC they were talking about moving the FOX games even later this year too.

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    21. Rizzo the Rat 24 ACT says:

      @ ACT:
      Damn it.

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    22. Suburban kid 25 Suburban kid says:

      The Cubs are no longer scoring 3.6 runs per game.

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    23. Suburban kid 26 Suburban kid says:

      Any word on a starting time?

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    24. Suburban kid 27 Suburban kid says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      “Hopefully soon,” per radio lackey.

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    25. Suburban kid 28 Suburban kid says:

      Pat says “an hour or less”.

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    26. Rizzo the Rat 29 ACT says:

      Darvish is having a much better game this time, though his pitch count is high.

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    27. bubblesdachimp 30 bubblesdachimp says:

      Interesting…

      I like Baez

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    28. mb21 31 mb21 says:

      keithlaw: SSS and repeating the level. RT @Demarrer2790: @keithlaw Small sample size or should we be excited about Anthony Rizzo’s start?

      Why would anyone have to ask if what Rizzo is doing is because of small sample size? Obviously it’s small sample size. Come on.

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    29. Suburban kid 32 Suburban kid says:

      @ mb21:
      People forget the most basic shit sometimes. And by people, I include me.

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    30. Berselius 33 Berselius says:

      Sounding like a 2pm start time

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    31. mb21 34 mb21 says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Me too, but the only possible answer to the question was the obvious one. (dying laughing)

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    32. bubblesdachimp 35 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Berselius:

      Pacific or Aleutian?

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    33. bubblesdachimp 37 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Berselius:

      hmmmmm…. Cant seem to find that timezone on google…

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    34. Berselius 38 Berselius says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:

      You need to go to Google Mars

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    35. mb21 39 mb21 says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      it exists in the foreign land of South Carolina.

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    36. bubblesdachimp 40 bubblesdachimp says:

      Bubbs misses South Carolina

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    37. Rizzo the Rat 41 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      Did SC join Georgia in forming a new nation, or did the two states go their separate ways?

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    38. mb21 42 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      Separate ways. They disagreed on which nation was the center of the world.

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    39. Mish 43 Mish says:

      @ ACT:
      If they form a new nation does SC have to now be called North Georgia?

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    40. mb21 44 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      That would imply an understanding beyond their comprehension. It’s quite obvious SC would become Up Georgia.

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    41. mb21 45 mb21 says:

      No Cubs game for mb21. This 7-1 Angels lead is far too exciting.

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    42. bubblesdachimp 46 bubblesdachimp says:

      i like how we are tagging up and adding extra bases

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    43. uncle dave 47 uncle dave says:

      mb21 wrote:

      @ ACT:
      Separate ways. They disagreed on which nation was the center of the world.

      During my exhaustive Wikipedia search on John Jay last night, I learned that one of the four cases that he heard while on the Supreme Court was regarding a dispute between Georgia and South Carolina. I’m sure that my takeaway should have something to do with the foundations of Federalism or some bullshit, but I’d prefer to just assume that it means Georgia and South Carolina would never, ever join forces and leave it at that.

      I’d really like to post something related to baseball soon, but I have to say that there’s about fuck all about this team that interests me. Wake me at the trade deadline.

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    44. josh 48 josh says:

      @ uncle dave:
      I like Garza, and I’m interested to see how the Samardzija experiment works out. Also, which Soto we end up with. And ‘m intrigued by the Cubs aggressiveness on the bags. It hasn’t been as terrible as I assumed it would be.

      Too bad about that bullpen, though.

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    45. uncle dave 49 uncle dave says:

      @ josh:
      Yeah, I’ll concede that there are some interesting stories. I think my disinterest has as much to do with the fact that I’m working like seven days a week right now and can’t watch any of the games. I’ll correct that at some point, but it seems pretty irresponsible to comment on the team without, you know, actually watching them (dying laughing). I s’pose that wouldn’t stop some folks, tho…

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    46. WaLi 50 WaLi says:

      Fucking MLB blackout pisses me off.

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    47. josh 51 josh says:

      Ugh, error by Castro.

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    48. josh 52 josh says:

      @ uncle dave:
      I haven’t been exactly glued to my chair when they are on, so I understand.

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    49. josh 53 josh says:

      Wow. This is a good inning.

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    50. Rizzo the Rat 54 ACT says:

      @ josh:
      Good? Whose side are you on?

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    51. Rizzo the Rat 55 ACT says:

      Starlin sucks at throwing.

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    52. josh 56 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      Sarcasm’s.

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    53. josh 57 josh says:

      Is it just me or is Soriano still without any hit that wasn’t described as a soft liner to right?

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    54. Rizzo the Rat 58 ACT says:

      LaHair lets yet another catchable ball go by.

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    55. josh 59 josh says:

      So where are all the articles today telling us whether Samardzija is the real deal or not after giving up 5 runs yesterday?

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    56. Rizzo the Rat 60 ACT says:

      @ ACT:
      Pretty good at hitting, though.

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    57. Rice Cube 61 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      The gist seems to be that he was doing okay and then relaxed too much. Excuses.

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    58. mb21 62 mb21 says:

      Methinks Castro’s days at SS are numbered. 4 errors already?

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    59. mb21 63 mb21 says:

      josh wrote:

      So where are all the articles today telling us whether Samardzija is the real deal or not after giving up 5 runs yesterday?

      I was wondering the same thing. If yesterday was a Zambrano start the fans would have gone batshit insane as Zambrano let the Cardinals back in the game. He’d be so horrible that they’d have to trade him immediately.

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    60. mb21 64 mb21 says:

      uncle dave wrote:

      I’d really like to post something related to baseball soon, but I have to say that there’s about fuck all about this team that interests me. Wake me at the trade deadline.

      I know what you mean, dave. I’ve got little to nothing to say about this team.

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    61. Suburban kid 65 Suburban kid says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      He’s the real deal except when he’s not.

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    62. Rizzo the Rat 66 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      SSS!

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    63. Rizzo the Rat 67 ACT says:

      Seriously, though, the Cubs would probably improve quite a bit defensively if he switched spots with Barney.

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    64. Rizzo the Rat 68 ACT says:

      However, is it really Starlin’s fault that Bryan LaHair isn’t a few inches taller?

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    65. 69 Rice in limbo says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      That’s just the way it is.

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    66. Rizzo the Rat 70 ACT says:

      The Red Sox have really been hell-bent on humiliating the Rays this series.

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    67. Rizzo the Rat 71 ACT says:

      Oh, and Z is pitching. Walked the first batter on four pitches.

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    68. Rizzo the Rat 72 ACT says:

      That’s 2 walks now. And 1 out.

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    69. mb21 73 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      Yeah, small sample size and all that, but combined with the last two years he’s only hurting himself playing SS. I don’t really like the idea of him and Barney switching places. I’d prefer Castro stay at SS, but I would like the Cubs to go after a SS this next offseason unless Castro begins to show improvement.

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    70. Rice Cube 74 Rice Cube says:

      The Miami uniform makes it look like Z is a very festive ice cream man.

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    71. Rizzo the Rat 75 ACT says:

      Can Z go a whole inning without walking someone?

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    72. Rice Cube 76 Rice Cube says:

      @ ACT:
      Probably not.

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    73. Rice Cube 78 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      What if I picked “neither”?

      The problem is that SOMEONE is going to pay it so you’re at the mercy of the market if you want to acquire/retain the guy. So the regret is probably built into the contract anyway.

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    74. Rizzo the Rat 79 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      He almost made it this inning!

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    75. Rizzo the Rat 80 ACT says:

      He made it!

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    76. Rice Cube 81 Rice Cube says:

      zERA under 4

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    77. Rice Cube 82 Rice Cube says:

      Matt Kemp —> 4 HR

      Not sure how many SBs though.

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    78. Rizzo the Rat 83 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      He’s stolen 1 base and been caught twice.

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    79. 84 Rice in limbo says:

      I wonder if Zambrano will kill Heath Bell tonight.

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    80. Rizzo the Rat 85 ACT says:

      Kemp now has 5 home runs.

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    81. Smokestack Lightning 86 Smokestack Lightning says:

      ACT wrote:

      Kemp now has 5 home runs.

      Small sample size and he’s repeating the level.

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    82. Rice Cube 88 Rice Cube says:

      That last Kemp hit didn’t quite have the distance.

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    83. Rizzo the Rat 89 ACT says:

      Ted Lilly threw a nice game.

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    84. Rice Cube 90 Rice Cube says:

      These Blackhawks…I swear.

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    85. mb21 91 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      It’s like mgl says: If you give a fair contract to a player, unless you heavily front load it, ALL teams will hate the last few years of a long-term contract. So you can either acquire the good players or not. If you want to be good you’ll more than likely have to, which means the end of the contract will look bad. That’s why the overall contract is what’s important. You get production you don’t pay for at the beginning of the contract and the player gets paid for production he doesn’t provide at the end.

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    86. mb21 92 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      I thought about writing something about that possibility a couple days ago, but I don’t see it happening. Ellsbury is out 4-6 weeks and that article even says they’ll probably wait a week or so before deciding if they need to go outside the organization. At that point they may only be 3 weeks away from Ellsbury’s return.

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    87. josh 93 josh says:

      How did you guys miss this on on Twitter?

      Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Close
      Would love to host SNL and would donate pay to greenpeace .Does anyone know how to contact Lorne Greene ?Please help me make it happen! Hugs

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    88. josh 94 josh says:

      @ ACT:
      That’s what I’m saying.

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    89. Berselius 95 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      Good point, but it’s also not like Ellsbury will be 100% when he comes back. And Crawford is still battling 5000 injuries,

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    90. mb21 96 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      They’ve been hit hard in the outfield, but how much is Marlon Byrd worth over a month? Half a win at the most. Is he half a win better than the current replacement? I don’t see the Red Sox giving anything up to acquire half a win in Ellsbury’s absence.

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    91. 97 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      I think with Castro, because this is a building year, he should and will get the whole season at SS. They’re not contending; might as well see if you’re going to get an elite SS or not. If not, move him to 3B or 2B. The bar for SS is so low at this point, and switching Barney back to SS might be valuable. Depending on how Castro’s bat continues to develop, etc, I still think you consider locking him up after this year. With Jackson and Rizzo, you’ll have additional regular position players at league minimum, along with $$ coming off the books. I think the Cubs will spend some cash this offseason, although it might be in creative ways rather than just signing FA (of which there are less and less interesting ones.)

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    92. mb21 98 mb21 says:

      I still wonder if Castro playing CF would be a better position than 2nd or 3rd. With his throwing issues I don’t think you want him playing 3rd base. It also eliminates his range for the most part. He does have a strong arm, covers a lot of ground so I think CF is the position you move him to. Just my 2 cents.

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    93. 99 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      @ mb21:

      I think BOS could continue to get value form Byrd against LHP even after Crawford, Ellsbury return, plus he can play all 3 OF spots.

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    94. mb21 100 mb21 says:

      @ Recalcitrant Blogger Nate:
      It’s possible if they used him in that manner, but that would require they play Crawford and Ellsbury less often. I’m not sure how that would sit with either of those two.

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    95. Berselius 101 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      There’s also Cody Ross in RF, though he’s a RHH

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    96. dylanj 102 dylanj says:

      new shit up

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