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  • The Children Are The Future- Cubs Minor League Update Sponsored by ZigZag

    Iowa

    Josh Vitters lives! Determined to post a totally average OPS at every level of the minors Vitters hit his 6th HR yesterday and now sits with a pedestrian .767 OPS. Much like his .770 OPS of 2011 or his .770 OPS of 2009. Its weird to see a prospect who doesn't improve or get noticeably worse as he rises through the system. Brett Jackson chimed in with a pair of hits and a SB.

    Smokies

    Junior Lake has ended his TRANSFORMATION! Everyone else continues to suck as well.

    Daytona

    No game but tonight marks the return of Rob Whitenack who has torn up AZL so far. 

    Peoria

    Javier Baez made his debut and went 2-4. His first single turned into an out due to AGGRESSIVE BASERUNNING! as he tried to make it a double and was thrown out. Jose Rosario can get the strikeouts as he is averaging almost a K per IP but is giving up his fair share of hits and walks to go with it. Maybe a bullpen test is in order. 

    dylanj
    DylanJ was born in a secret military base on Baekdu Mountain. His coming was foretold by a rare double rainbow and marked the sight of a new star in the sky. After defeating Jaime Lannister in battle at the age of 15 in the 77th Hunger Games he became an internet expert at staring at minor league box scores. His thoughts on said box scores can been seen Mon-Fri at Obstructed View.
    dylanj

    294 Responses to “The Children Are The Future- Cubs Minor League Update Sponsored by ZigZag”

    1. Berselius 1 Berselius says:

      Its weird to see a prospect who doesn’t improve or get noticeably worse as he rises through the system.

      It is technically improvement when your numbers stay the same while the quality of competition increases

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    2. dylanj 2 dylanj says:

      thats a good point.

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    3. mb21 3 mb21 says:

      SK had the last comment before “new shit” again. (dying laughing)

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    4. Rizzo the Rat 4 ACT says:

      Good News: ESPN is showing Verlander’s game tonight.
      Bad News: The way things are going for ace pitchers lately, he’ll likely be taken out of the game for an injury.

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    5. Rizzo the Rat 5 ACT says:

      Oh, and Ted Lilly’s on the DL, too (shoulder).

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    6. dylanj 6 dylanj says:

      Dillon Maples is saying on his twitter he will be back in game action in late July

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    7. Rice Cube 7 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      Did he have the last comment after “new shit” too?

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    8. Rice Cube 9 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I have no proof but I think the new front office wanted to keep Z around and was vetoed by just about everyone else in the organization.

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    9. mb21 10 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I don’t think they had any intention of keeping Zambrano and that’s fine. Zambrano got away with a lot in Chicago and by the time his numbers slipped he simply wasn’t worth allowing that to happen. He’s one of my all-time favorite players, but he’s much better off where he is now.

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    10. 11 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      Yeah, well, between Carlos pissing off teammates and the media hounding the fuck out of Carlos, the situation had become untenable, IMO. It was probably a good thing for Carlos that he left, but man, does that trade look fucking awful right now.

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    11. Rice Cube 12 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      @ mb21:

      I agree that it was best for Zambrano. The new front office was put in a sort of no-win scenario there in my opinion and it amuses me that the fans and Paul Sullivan were blasting the club for doing it now when everyone basically wanted him out.

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    12. 13 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Sullivan doesn’t have a shred of integrity left. Expecting him to have the courage of his convictions is like expecting a bird to fly backwards.

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    13. Rice Cube 14 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Since Paul Sullivan is not a hummingbird I doubt that he could do so anyway.

      /nerd

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    14. Suburban kid 15 Suburban kid says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      One is as bad as the other.

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    15. Berselius 16 Berselius says:

      It looks bad but the Z situation was a total shit sandwich before they even traded him. He couldn’t post numbers like that in Chi while pitching with a knife on his back. At least the trade did right by Z

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    16. 17 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:

      Yeah, that’s pretty much how I feel about it, too. It just sucks that Volstad has been so bad. It won’t take long, should Z’s success continue, for Sullivan and his ilk to start insinuating Z was tanking it here to get out of town.

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    17. mb21 18 mb21 says:

      The trade looks bad, but we have to remember that it was Zambrano who lowered his trade value to Chris Volstad.

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    18. Rice Cube 19 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      This is unfortunately true, plus he wasn’t doing as well as he could’ve in the winter leagues although I figured pitching in Venezuela was basically like pitching in Denver with the altitude (not sure exactly where in Venezuela though, just that they have big mountains).

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    19. Berselius 20 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      They’ll be too busy playing up the Ozzie angle, because he can do no wrong and play up the Crazy Brown People are all alike card

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    20. Suburban kid 21 Suburban kid says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      Since Paul Sullivan is not a hummingbird I doubt that he could do so anyway.

      If Paul was a bird he certainly wouldn’t resemble a hummingbird. On that point you are most correct. I see him more as a short, stumpy, flightless bird. Like a penguin. Or a dodo.

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    21. 22 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mb21:
      True. I’m not bagging on the Cub for doing it. It was something they needed to do, and it seems like it’s been good for Carlos.

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    22. 23 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      In his first start after coming off the DL, the White Sox let Sale throw 115 pitches.

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    23. Rice Cube 24 Rice Cube says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Or a dodo.

      Well, Sully is sort of living in his own lost world, so…

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    24. Berselius 25 Berselius says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Maybe a dinosaur is more appropriate

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    25. dylanj 26 dylanj says:

      If the Vitters Rule holds up we should just call him up now. His guaranteed OPS of .770 will beat Stewart anyday

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    26. 27 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      I can’t seem to find any dinosaurs that look like aging lesbians.

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    27. Rice Cube 28 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      Mudslingosaurus?

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    28. 29 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I believe that species went extinct from a yellow journalism epidemic.

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    29. Berselius 30 Berselius says:

      @ dylanj:
      You’d have to wait fr next year. Vitters pattern has been to look like shit after being promoted, then put up his consistently avg numbers the next season

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    30. Aisle424 31 Aisle424 says:

      Steve Clevenger ——-> Back from DL
      Blake Lalli ———> Iowa
      A goat ———-> at Wrigley
      Face ———> Palm

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    31. Aisle424 32 Aisle424 says:

      Hill is still in the lineup today.

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    32. mb21 33 mb21 says:

      Aisle424 wrote:

      A goat ———-> at Wrigley

      For real?

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    33. 34 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Aisle424:

      re: No Finger Hill and the goat…WHY?

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    34. Suburban kid 35 Suburban kid says:

      Not nice, Aisley. Clevenger wouldn’t call you a goat.

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    35. Suburban kid 36 Suburban kid says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      re: No Finger Hill and the goat…WHY?

      Because hasenpfeffer .

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    36. Rice Cube 37 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      There’s a goat run to raise funds for cancer research for something and a bunch of Cubs fans are using a goat as their mascot…I think that’s what he’s referring to anyway.

      I also think Clevenger has been starting almost every game in Iowa during his rehab and just barely got into town (yesterday’s I-Cubs win was an afternoon contest) so it makes sense to let him rest a bit before he starts every day.

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    37. Berselius 38 Berselius says:

      I’m guessing Crane Kenney is involved somehow

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    38. 40 Nate says:

      It’s disappointing that Hill is not only still there, but also is starting.

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    39. Rice Cube 41 Rice Cube says:

      Here ya go:

      http://www.crackthecurse.com/

      They’re doing this for cancer research and awareness, but since they’re Cubs fans, there’s a goat involved.

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    40. 42 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Nate:
      THIS. No reason to send Lalli down and keep Koyie fucking Hill here. I knew Sveum was going to fall in love with that bum.

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    41. 43 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      So then DFA Koyie, who is just plainly no longer even a borderline-ML-worthy player at this point, and give Lalli a couple starts. Koyie Hill is awful.

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    42. Rice Cube 44 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      That would’ve made more sense.

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    43. Rizzo the Rat 45 ACT says:

      Is Hill really worse than Lalli? The man’s a 29-year-old rookie for chrissake.

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    44. Rizzo the Rat 46 ACT says:

      I guess Lalli’s advantage is that he can play first base.

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    45. 47 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ ACT:
      Lalli gives you positional flexibility, and flashed some on-base skills in the minors. Hill is a black hole in the lineup, can only play one position, and that one not as well as he used to.

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    46. 48 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      I should be clear: I have no high hopes for Lalli. But Koyie Hill is probably the worst player on any roster right now, and fucking Sveum is handing him starts. Hill + SP is basically two auto-outs in a lineup that struggles to score runs on most nights with the regulars in there. Keeping that hack up here and handing him starts is asinine.

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    47. 49 Edwin says:

      What if the goat dies on the walk to Wrigley? Do they just call the whole thing off, or do they get a new goat? When they get to Wrigley, will the Cubs actually let the goat in, or will they say no? I hope they say no. It’s a fucking goat. They were right to keep the goat out the first time. Livestock have no place at a ballgame. I live in Wisconsin. Can I bring a Cow into Miller park?

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    48. 50 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Edwin is ACB Hero of the Day.

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    49. mikeakaleroy 51 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I think Thoyer is worried that Hill wouldn’t clear waivers on his way to Iowa Peoria. (dying laughing)

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    50. Rice Cube 52 Rice Cube says:

      It’s a stupid reason but I think Sveum just wants to try the righty-loaded lineup again even though Koyie Hill sucks from both sides of the plate.

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    51. Suburban kid 53 Suburban kid says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Edwin is ACB Hero of the Day.

      MO is OVB kumquat of the thread.

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    52. 54 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Yeah, because the way to breath life into the horrid RH-only lineup is to put in Koyie Hill. (dying laughing)

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    53. Rice Cube 55 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Let it happen to you.

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    54. 56 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Len Kasper just said on the radio that Marmol is not the closer and his next appearance will not be in a save situation. Casey Coleman or James Russell will be getting the call in save situations. I shit you not.

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    55. mikeakaleroy 57 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Any bets on how long it takes this team to get themselves into a save situation?

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    56. 58 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mikeakaleroy:

      I’ll set the O/U at 5 games.

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    57. mikeakaleroy 59 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      It really is a tough call. With this team, you’re lucky to get 2 runs most games, so you’re relying on the SP and pen to give up 1 or less…. I’m taking the over.

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    58. WaLi 60 WaLi says:

      I’ll take the over.

      This is the perfect time to get rid of the closer role on this team. Everyone sucks and you can use the excuse that Marmol was hurt so he shouldn’t close instead of saying he sucks and shouldn’t close. Sveum can just come out and say “We’ll use our best reliever in the toughest situations” and leave it at that.

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    59. 61 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ WaLi:

      Yeah, that’s the smart thing to do, but I still can’t imagine a single scenario where Casey Coleman is ever the best reliever. (dying laughing)

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    60. Berselius 62 Berselius says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      I’ll set the O/U at banana

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    61. Berselius 63 Berselius says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Yeah, that’s the smart thing to do, but I still can’t imagine a single scenario where Casey Coleman is ever the best reliever. (dying laughing)

      Given the Cubs current pen, there’s not much of a difference.

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    62. Rizzo the Rat 64 ACT says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      A 4-run lead in the ninth is very low leverage, even with the wind blowing out.

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    63. Aisle424 65 Aisle424 says:

      WaLi wrote:

      This is the perfect time to get rid of the closer role on this team. Everyone sucks and you can use the excuse that Marmol was hurt so he shouldn’t close instead of saying he sucks and shouldn’t close. Sveum can just come out and say “We’ll use our best reliever in the toughest situations” and leave it at that.

      Colin Wyers tweeted something to that effect not too long ago. I don’t feel like looking it up, though.

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    64. Suburban kid 66 Suburban kid says:

      I fucking dare you

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    65. Aisle424 67 Aisle424 says:

      Catfight!

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    66. 69 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Aisle424:
      MB and I caught Sullivan plagiarizing twice at ACB. No big surprise here.

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    67. 70 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ pinetar:
      Excellent. Thanks!

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    68. pinetar 71 pinetar says:

      Wind howling straight out again.

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    69. 72 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The splitter is just death to RHB when F7 can get that thing in on their hands.

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    70. Aisle424 73 Aisle424 says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      MB and I caught Sullivan plagiarizing twice at ACB. No big surprise here.

      It’s a sad day when I’m rooting for Rick Morrissey in a fight.

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    71. 74 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Samardzjia likes to live upstairs with the 4-seamer. He’s going to have to be careful with this wind and that pitch.

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    72. 75 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Aisle424:
      No kidding, but when you look at the catalogue of Sullivan’s violations of basic journalistic ethics, you really have to wonder why he’s still around to steal from others. And when the other from which one is stealing is Rick Morrissey, then one should really take stock of one’s own life. (dying laughing)

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    73. Rice Cube 76 Rice Cube says:

      Did the Cubs lose yet? Just got back from lab meeting.

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    74. Rice Cube 77 Rice Cube says:

      Joooooooooooooooooooe Mather…

      /Hope

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    75. 78 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Mather was looking for that pitch.

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    76. Rice Cube 79 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Mather to pitch:

      “I’m watching you.”

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    77. 80 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Ugly, ugly AB from Soriano.

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    78. Rice Cube 81 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      At least it took six pitches to strike him out.

      /silver lining

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    79. josh 82 josh says:

      OH shit, did the game start already?

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    80. Suburban kid 83 Suburban kid says:

      @ josh:
      Even I know that.

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    81. 84 Mercurial Outfielder says:
    82. 85 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Just spotted some shitnugget in the stands with a Theriot jersey on.

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    83. 87 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      That was a filthy pitch.

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    84. 88 Nate says:

      Looks like Samardzija brought that nasty shit again.

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    85. Rice Cube 89 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Did the jersey have dirt all over it?

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    86. 90 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Nice fucking work from Baker.

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    87. Rice Cube 91 Rice Cube says:

      OOOOH lucky…nice play defense.

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    88. Suburban kid 92 Suburban kid says:

      Nice play by Baker there

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    89. 93 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Nate:
      He’s got a good splitter and a good change today, but he’s playing with fire with his fastball right now. Couple really hard-hit balls that inning.

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    90. Suburban kid 94 Suburban kid says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      What’s Brenly doing roaming the stands?

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    91. 95 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      Searching for his lost love.

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    92. WaLi 96 WaLi says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      The guy in the Theriot Jersey?

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    93. 97 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The wind is just nuts right now.

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    94. 98 Nate says:

      The fact that Baker sucks at batting this year has really been hidden by the amount of suck from many of the players around him.

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    95. 99 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      WAG

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    96. 100 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The Cubs are not getting cheated at the plate today.

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    97. 101 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The RH-only lineup is a shit sandwich with a side of shit-fried shit.

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    98. Berselius 102 Berselius says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      The Cubs are not getting cheated at the plate this decade.

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    99. 103 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      F7 was dealing that inning.

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    100. Berselius 104 Berselius says:

      Only 30 pitches through 3 IP for Shark so far

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    101. Berselius 105 Berselius says:

      24 strikes

      /BizarroWorld

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    102. mb21 106 mb21 says:

      I like that the backup to the backup to the backup catcher is playing with the backup catcher off the DL.

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    103. 107 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      F7 might be the 2nd or 3rd-best hitter in today’s lineup. Only mostly kidding.

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    104. Suburban kid 108 Suburban kid says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      The RH-only lineup is a shit sandwich with a side of shit-fried shit.

      Dirzzled with sauteed toenail fungus.

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    105. Berselius 110 Berselius says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Dirzzled with Cookie’s BBQ sauce

      Fixed, but not really

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    106. 111 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ mb21:

      Not to mention that until 2010, Clevenger had a decent platoon split vs. LHP.

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    107. 112 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      F7 is mowing these guys down now.

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    108. Suburban kid 113 Suburban kid says:

      It’s exciting when you know it’s going to be a 1-0 result but it could easily go either way.

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    109. Aisle424 114 Aisle424 says:

      At some point, we might have to consider the fact that Samardzija actually is kind of good afterall. Considering his good starts are out-numbering his poor starts 7-2 (not including today), he has not allowed more than 3 earned runs in a start since his 3rd start of the season, he’s only had one start where he’s walked more than 2 guys, and has over a 3:1 K:BB ratio. He’s definitely earned his spot in this rotation and right now he’s the starter I have the most confidence in.

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    110. 115 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Aisle424:

      He’s pitching very well. He always had the stuff, he just never had control. Things are certainly pointing in the right direction.

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    111. mikeakaleroy 116 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Aisle424:

      I doubt it would ever happen, but what are the odds that some team in need of a SP comes knocking and asks about him instead of Dempster or Garza?

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    112. Berselius 117 Berselius says:

      @ Aisle424:

      I’ve already crossed that bridge, but I still feel a sense of bafflement at the situation. It’s like winning the lottery and still not feeling like it’s happened weeks later even though the piles of cash are sitting right in front of you.

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    113. Rice Cube 118 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      It’s nice that they finally taught him some control before he killed somebody.

      /Lou Brown

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    114. Berselius 119 Berselius says:

      I couldn’t believe it when I picked a Samardzija start over a Garza one when the Cubs were in Houston last week, but still knew it was the right decision

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    115. josh 120 josh says:

      @ Aisle424:
      I know. I’m scared, too.

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    116. Rice Cube 121 Rice Cube says:

      There are multiple Cubs on base.

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    117. Rice Cube 122 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      False.

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    118. Suburban kid 123 Suburban kid says:

      Castro should have stopped running on the DP ball.

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    119. 124 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      We stinks.

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    120. Berselius 125 Berselius says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      He lazily didn’t want to look lazy

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    121. Berselius 126 Berselius says:

      Cubs lose

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    122. Suburban kid 127 Suburban kid says:

      POW

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    123. 128 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Got that fastball up. Quentin is wearing F7 out.

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    124. Suburban kid 129 Suburban kid says:

      @ Berselius:
      (dying laughing)

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    125. 130 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      For those not watching, that was not a wind-aided shot.

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    126. Rice Cube 131 Rice Cube says:

      Damn, that pitch had “kill me now” written all over it according to the replay and Gameday.

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    127. Suburban kid 132 Suburban kid says:

      So I guess my 1-0 prediction was stupid because of the wind, but it could still happen.

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    128. 133 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Reed Johnson looks like The Fly with that those shades and that stupid beard.

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    129. Berselius 134 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      I certainly hope F7 isn’t worn out after 45 pitches

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    130. 135 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Jeff Baker ——–> Not good at sports

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    131. Berselius 136 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      He benefits from Garza’s even more awful chin pubes

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    132. 137 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      It was a meatball. He’s throws that 4-seamer high in the zone and today is not the day to do that kind of shit.

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    133. Suburban kid 138 Suburban kid says:

      Why are LenBob yakking on and on about Dave Winfield?

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    134. 139 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:

      So, Chubes > Chunt

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    135. shawndgoldman 140 shawndgoldman says:

      Did you guys see this?
      http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/10490/cubs-confirm-that-draft-focus-is-pitching
      Specifically, this:

      Epstein himself has been out to look at up to 20 of the top draft hopefuls around the country, saying he goes in disguise and is never recognized by players or scouts of other clubs.

      This instantly gave me the image of this guy showing up at college games with a radar gun instead of a banana:
      Gorilla costume

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    136. 141 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Joooooooooooe Mather!

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    137. Rice Cube 142 Rice Cube says:

      Barney should’ve thrown the guy off of second base. Because that’s allowed, right?

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    138. Suburban kid 143 Suburban kid says:

      @ Berselius:
      And F7′s floppy clown hair.

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    139. Berselius 144 Berselius says:

      @ shawndgoldman:

      (dying laughing). It’s very inconspicuous

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    140. 145 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Because who wants to talk about this shitpile of a team? (dying laughing)

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    141. Berselius 146 Berselius says:

      Theo better watch out if Luke Scott is at one of those games on a minor league assignment though, he might mistake him for one of his teammates

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    142. 147 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Fucking F7 is fucking asleep at the wheel.

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    143. Rice Cube 148 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing) @ nobody realizing guy was stealing 3B

      Highway robbery.

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    144. Berselius 149 Berselius says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      And F7′s floppy clown hair.

      He’s just accessorizing with all the clown shoes his splitter has been hanging on batters this year

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    145. josh 150 josh says:

      I think that one is on Koyie, partly. He never made any motion.

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    146. josh 151 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      It was the MertzlePac Trivia Question.

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    147. 152 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Both of them. Just fucking not even paying attention. That’s 10 times worse than whatever Castro did on ESPN last year, and I bet not one fucking beat guy asks either of them about it.

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    148. Suburban kid 154 Suburban kid says:

      @ Berselius:
      Seriously, I have nothing against long hair, but it usually looks shitty with a baseball hat, c.f. Wayne Campbell, truckers, rednecks, etc.

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    149. josh 155 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Whatever he–

      WHATEVER HE!—

      SUNFLOWER SEEDS!!!

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    150. Suburban kid 156 Suburban kid says:

      Johnson’s chunt is gross in close-up.

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    151. josh 157 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      But seriously, that was ridiculous. I actually saw Mark Grundzelanik do something similar against the White Sox (he was on the Royals at the time) a couple of years ago.

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    152. Suburban kid 158 Suburban kid says:

      Small ball on a windy day. That’s Cubs Baseball.

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    153. 159 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      That was a frozen rope. I bet Barney doesn’t hit another ball that hard all year long.

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    154. Berselius 160 Berselius says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      (dying laughing), they just need to introduce some mlb-licensed trucker hats. Travis Wood would approve

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    155. Rice Cube 161 Rice Cube says:

      Way to make a productive out, Koyie.

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    156. mikeakaleroy 162 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      Perfect time for a bunt then! (dying laughing)

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    157. 163 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Pierzynski never pays attention to baserunners.

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    158. Rice Cube 164 Rice Cube says:

      No suicide squeeze here? I am disappoint.

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    159. 165 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      F7 is doing it all today!

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    160. Rice Cube 166 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Shut me right up.

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    161. 167 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      That’s a real nice swing by Samardzija. He was out in front, but kept his hands back and dropped his hips to adjust to the pitch.

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    162. Berselius 168 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      He just wants to win, unlike stat gatherer Ryan Dempster

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    163. mikeakaleroy 169 mikeakaleroy says:

      It makes me feel uncomfortable that Keith keeps calling F7′s hit a humpback line drive. Not really sure why…

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    164. mikeakaleroy 170 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Berselius:

      That guy’s just looking out for himself. Selfish bastard.

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    165. Aisle424 171 Aisle424 says:

      Remember, Koyie is the one who walked away from homeplate (last year?) while the ball was live, allowing a runner to score from third.

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    166. Rice Cube 172 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I just realized today was F7 bobblehead day, yet he forgot to bobble his head to check the runner.

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    167. 173 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Samardzija really needs to learn to keep the fastball down.

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    168. 174 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Captain Fundamentals. Playing the game the right way.

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    169. Rice Cube 175 Rice Cube says:

      ESPNChicago suggests Koyie will stay as the backup when Beef Castle comes back with Clevenger starting, then he’ll be tossed whenever Soto gets back as per Sveum.

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    170. Suburban kid 176 Suburban kid says:

      @ Aisle424:
      (dying laughing) I think that was like five years ago. OK, maybe it was 2009. or 2010.

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    171. 177 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      That’s so fucking dumb. Fucking Koyie Hill is like a bleeding ulcerous growth on this fucking franchise.

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    172. Berselius 178 Berselius says:

      What a catch by Adolfo!

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    173. Suburban kid 179 Suburban kid says:

      Adolpho!!!!!!!!!!!

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    174. 180 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      WHAT A GRAB! FUCK YOU, BOB!

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    175. josh 181 josh says:

      Nice catch for Fonzie.

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    176. Berselius 182 Berselius says:

      Worry not, Koyie fans, Clevenger is going to get the bulk of starts behind the plate until some other catcher comes off the DL

      http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/10523/cubs-to-go-with-clevenger-behind-the-plate?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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    177. 183 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      That was a great play by Soriano. No one can say he doesn’t try.

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    178. Berselius 184 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      FWIW, Bob’s been very complimentary of Soriano’s defense this year

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    179. 185 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:

      I’ve noticed that, too.

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    180. Suburban kid 186 Suburban kid says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      So they’re going to have 3 backup catchers on the roster at one time?

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    181. Rice Cube 187 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      I guess a link in my last post would’ve been much more helpful and may have partially ameliorated MO’s Hulk-out (dying laughing)

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    182. 188 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Dammit. Internet feed down. Eat shit and die, copyright gestapo.

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    183. 189 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      We’ll ease into it here at the beginning but he’ll play quite a bit once he gets his feet underneath him and gets back into everyday shape,” manager Dale Sveum said. “It will probably be two out of three every other day.”

      See, it’s that “easing” shit that belies the notion Clevenger is the starter. Don’t be surprised if the number of starts is at least even until Soto gets back.

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    184. Berselius 190 Berselius says:

      Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, MO?

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    185. 191 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Ha! Got it back. Suck it, copyright gestapo.

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    186. 192 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:

      I’m under the weight of deadlines. Extra irritable, plus the guilt of not doing anything while watching abseball.

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    187. Berselius 193 Berselius says:

      Adoilfo!

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    188. 194 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      ADOLFO!

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    189. josh 195 josh says:

      Good inning for Fonzie, all around.

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    190. Rice Cube 196 Rice Cube says:

      TRADE HIM NOW

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    191. mikeakaleroy 197 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      No, no, no. You give him a 10 year extension! (dying laughing)

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    192. Suburban kid 198 Suburban kid says:

      Soriano looked like 1971-era Ernie Banks hobbling around the bases after that blast.

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    193. 199 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Yeah, he’s hurting pretty good.

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    194. mikeakaleroy 200 mikeakaleroy says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      I’m only listening to the radio, but I had visions of Kirk Gibson

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    195. Rice Cube 201 Rice Cube says:

      Splitter —> EVIL

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    196. 202 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Ye gods, that was a nasty pitch.

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    197. Berselius 203 Berselius says:

      @ Suburban kid:

      That makes his defensive play in the top of the inning that much more impressive

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    198. 204 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Triple short of the cycle! (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)

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    199. 205 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      I have been less than impressed with Mather’s defense at 3B.

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    200. 206 Russ Millard says:

      @ shawndgoldman:

      I saw Jason McLeod a couple of weeks ago in Oklahoma City getting off a plane from Chicago that I was about to take back there. He had a Cubs polo shirt on. I thought it might be a bit stalker-like to admit I knew who he was, so I let him pass in anonymity. Had I been wearing a purple shirt, I may have behaved differently.

      /Cool story bro’d

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    201. Berselius 207 Berselius says:

      So much for the area play at 2b

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    202. 208 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Looked like a bad call at 1B. Our pitchers suck at throwing to bases.

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    203. 209 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:

      Len gave a good explanation, says Castro was never going to get the call because the throw pulled him off the bag.

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    204. Rice Cube 210 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      If he didn’t have to jump, neighborhood play would apply, but he landed off the bag and that was an actual good call. Bad call at 1B though.

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    205. Berselius 211 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      Sounds like it’s time for a pitchers throwing to bases tournament

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    206. Rice Cube 212 Rice Cube says:

      Slider was nasty.

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    207. Berselius 213 Berselius says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      I meant that to be more of a criticism of the bullshit “neighborhood play”, it was the right call. Wish umpires would just call the fucking rulebook.

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    208. 214 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      Garza won’t make it past the first round.

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    209. Rizzo the Rat 215 ACT says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Yes, but Castro should have stepped on second. Ironically, the out at second would have been easier than the out at first.

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    210. shawndgoldman 216 shawndgoldman says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      Was that in reference to a pitch, or the play in the field?

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    211. Berselius 217 Berselius says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Garza won’t make it past the first round.

      They could seed it like the NCAA tournament and make Garza enter through a play-in round (dying laughing)

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    212. mb21 218 mb21 says:

      Berselius wrote:

      Theo better watch out if Luke Scott is at one of those games on a minor league assignment though, he might mistake him for one of his teammates

      (dying laughing) (dying laughing)

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    213. Rice Cube 219 Rice Cube says:

      @ shawndgoldman:
      The pitch. It zipped from one side of the plate to the other in a jiffy and made the batter look foolish.

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    214. Rizzo the Rat 220 ACT says:

      The radio guys played Ron Santo footage while actual baseball plays were going on. Yet again.

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    215. josh 221 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Having guests who know noting about baseball is weird and uncomfortable.

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    216. Rice Cube 222 Rice Cube says:

      A double switch to take out the pitcher against Koyie Hill?

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    217. 223 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Yeah, the Guest Conductor thing seems to reach a new low every year.

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    218. Rice Cube 224 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I’m happy that there’s yet another opportunity to use the KOOGY. But not really because that means Koyie is still in MLB (dying laughing)

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    219. Berselius 225 Berselius says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      Few teams have the roster space to carry an 8 year old child in the role of KOOGY

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    220. Rice Cube 226 Rice Cube says:

      Koyie psyched out the KOOGY (dying laughing)

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    221. 227 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Variance is loving the Cubs today.

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    222. Berselius 228 Berselius says:

      Halladay ———–> out 6-8 weeks

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    223. 229 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      F7 CG or does the FAILpen get a shot? I’m really anxious to check out Casey Coleman for signs of Closer Mentality®

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    224. Rice Cube 230 Rice Cube says:

      If F7 keeps it under 100 pitches by the end of next inning I think he goes CG but without the shutout it’s hard to see him going all the way even though it’s his bobblehead day.

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    225. shawndgoldman 231 shawndgoldman says:

      Castro grounded bunt out to center.

      Can someone explain that? It makes less sense than “Cubs win.”

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    226. Berselius 232 Berselius says:

      I think this is his last inning. I thought he started looking a little shaky in the 7th

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    227. 233 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ shawndgoldman:
      Castro hit a soft liner about 4 feet shy of the warning track in right-center.

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    228. shawndgoldman 234 shawndgoldman says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      On a BUNT?!

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    229. Berselius 235 Berselius says:

      So much for that lead

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    230. Rice Cube 236 Rice Cube says:

      He’s got to be done here.

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    231. 237 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Oof, burned by the shift there.

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    232. Rice Cube 238 Rice Cube says:

      @ shawndgoldman:
      Despite its distance, that bunt would’ve been worth 0 points.

      Shawn Camp again? His arm’s got to fall off soon.

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    233. 239 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ shawndgoldman:
      (dying laughing), it wasn’t a bunt. No idea why Gameday ID’d it that way. (dying laughing)

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    234. mikeakaleroy 240 mikeakaleroy says:

      Cubs lose now?

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    235. Berselius 241 Berselius says:

      Wow, the Padres could Cubs this runner on third situation

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    236. 242 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Jeebus, what a fucking snag. Two great plays by Baker today.

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    237. Rice Cube 243 Rice Cube says:

      @ mikeakaleroy:
      Next inning. Camp’s gonna weasel out of this.

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    238. Suburban kid 244 Suburban kid says:

      Why are they pitching to Quentin?

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    239. Rice Cube 245 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Ricestradamus

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    240. 246 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Wow, that was pretty much picture-perfect from Camp (with a great play by Baker). F7 better buy him a steak tonight.

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    241. mb21 247 mb21 says:

      Still makes me laugh that Camp is the shut down man. (dying laughing)

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    242. mikeakaleroy 248 mikeakaleroy says:

      So using Sveum’s definition of a closer (best pitcher in the pen), shouldn’t ol rubber arm Camp be the closer at this point?

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    243. Berselius 249 Berselius says:

      Cashner time

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    244. shawndgoldman 250 shawndgoldman says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      Makes more sense. That would have been a truly horrendous bunt.

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    245. 251 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Nice swing from Mather on the heat from $ner

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    246. Rice Cube 252 Rice Cube says:

      Mather > Cashner

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    247. Rice Cube 253 Rice Cube says:

      102?!

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    248. Suburban kid 254 Suburban kid says:

      Cashner throwing 102 mph

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    249. JonKneeV 255 jtsunami says:

      When you throw 100+ mph, you basically don’t know where in the strike zone you are going to throw it, right?

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    250. 256 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Dear Joe Mather,

      Your dirty batting helmet makes you look like a fucking moron.

      Signed,
      Baseball

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    251. 257 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      TOOTBLAN

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    252. Rice Cube 258 Rice Cube says:

      Insurance TOOTBLAN!

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    253. JonKneeV 259 jtsunami says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Dear Joe Mather,

      Your dirty batting helmet makes you look scrappy and Eckstein-like.

      Signed,
      People who play the game the right way

      /Correction

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    254. 260 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The rare RBI TOOTBLAN, BTW

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    255. mb21 261 mb21 says:

      I think Marmol is the best reliever in the bullpen and I don’t think it’s really that close.

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    256. josh 262 josh says:

      Brenley makes a good point, that Fonsie should not be in the game right now.

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    257. Rice Cube 263 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      Double switch spot here.

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    258. 264 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      D’oh

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    259. 265 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Joe West is an awful umpire. Terrible call.

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    260. josh 266 josh says:

      I’ll be damned and a half.

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    261. Suburban kid 267 Suburban kid says:

      Was that not the very definition of a check swing?

      Umps seemed to like Cubs today.

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    262. 268 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Two in a row! Break up the Cubs!

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    263. Rizzo the Rat 269 ACT says:

      Cubs win a series! Against the worst pitchers on the worst team in the league, but still…

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    264. 270 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Joe West doesn’t care about your fancy rulebook and book-learnin’.

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    265. josh 271 josh says:

      Second interview with Darwinning in as many days. The hell?

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    266. josh 272 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      They rarely show the replay for a final out, but when they do almost all those check swings could be called swings. Also, I don’t think a check swing is clearly defined, it just has to be “intention.”

      In other words, Joe West wanted to go home, probably.

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    267. Rice Cube 273 Rice Cube says:

      Importantly…Soriano OBP > .300

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    268. Suburban kid 274 Suburban kid says:

      Yeah, it’s about whether the batter “offers at” the pitch. That guy didn’t.

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    269. Rizzo the Rat 275 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      It actually went down today.

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    270. Suburban kid 276 Suburban kid says:

      @ ACT:
      Funsucker

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    271. 277 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Exactly.

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    272. 278 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Oswalt ———-> Rangers, 1×5+1 mil in incentives.

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    273. Rizzo the Rat 279 ACT says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      They should have added another bat in their lineup instead.

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    274. mb21 281 mb21 says:

      Where am I? You people have been talking about the Cubs all day?

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    275. Rizzo the Rat 283 ACT says:

      @ ACT:
      WPA on that dive = .146

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    276. Berselius 284 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      The Rangers are going to win 200 games this year

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    277. Rizzo the Rat 285 ACT says:

      Overall, Camp is credited with .384 WPA.

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    278. Rice Cube 286 Rice Cube says:

      They still haven’t put the derp-steal that the Cubs gave up on MLB.com.

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    279. josh 287 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Eh, I’ve seen that exact same move get called either way. Oftentimes in slowmo the bat crosses the plate. That may not be the official rule, but that’s generally what they go with.

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    280. josh 289 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Just imagine dude walks, then runs from 2nd to 3rd while everyone in the stadium yells “THREE” and Samardzija and Koyie just stand/squat stone still, staring at each other.

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    281. Suburban kid 290 Suburban kid says:

      @ josh:
      It must have been my lying eyes lying to me then, because I thought the guy barely lifted the bat off his shoulder, let alone crossed the plate with it. That motion was to swing as walnut is to glockenspiel.

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    282. josh 291 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      They have the replay up. It was a half swing. Seriously, those get called all the time.

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    283. Rice Cube 292 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      Don’t need to imagine it…I LIVED it (dying laughing)

      Think this is real?

      http://www.businessinsider.com/mlb-expand-replay-2012-5?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=msnbc&utm_term=sports

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    284. Suburban kid 293 Suburban kid says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Just watched the replay. You’re right. Those get called swings sometimes.

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