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  • The Children Are The Future- Cubs Minor League Update Sponsored by Nature’s Valley

    Iowa

    Brett Jackson went 2-4 and DID NOT STRIKEOUT! Hopefully bizzaro Jackson can keep that up. Anthony Rizzo hit a double but did not hit another HR so basically he is the batting equivalent of NOT AN ACE! One interesting fact about Iowa is that our bullpen is currently the land of misfit RP's. Retreads like Manual Corpas, Nate Robertson, Mike MacDougal  are all resisting the inevitable trip to Japan by spending one more summer in the Des Moines sun. Sadly for us all of them are pitching like shit.

    Junior Lake

    Since this guy is the pretty much the only reason to follow the AA team lets just skip right to it- he went 2-4 and was caught stealing.

    Daytona

    The Greg of Rohan hit another HR and Hayden Simpson continues to beg for his outright release. In just 2.1 IP Simpson walked 4, gave up 4 hits and only struck out 1 batter. Somehow the other team only scored 1 run. 

    Peoria

    Oliver Zapata went 3-4 with a pair of RBI's and Marco Hernandez got a pair of hits to raise his batting average over .200. If Phil Rogers is to be believed Javier Baez will get the SS spot in a few weeks so Hernandez could be heading down to Boise. Kyle(r) Burke had another great start only giving up a pair of hits in 6 IP. Burke needs to head up.

    dylanj
    DylanJ was born in a secret military base on Baekdu Mountain. His coming was foretold by a rare double rainbow and marked the sight of a new star in the sky. After defeating Jaime Lannister in battle at the age of 15 in the 77th Hunger Games he became an internet expert at staring at minor league box scores. His thoughts on said box scores can been seen Mon-Fri at Obstructed View.
    dylanj

    54 Responses to “The Children Are The Future- Cubs Minor League Update Sponsored by Nature’s Valley”

    1. mikeakaleroy 1 mikeakaleroy says:

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    2. mb21 2 mb21 says:

      Overall Lake is having a good season of course his BB/K is coming back to earth.

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    3. Mucker 3 Mucker says:

      Adam Jones close to signing 6 year $85 milliion dollar extension. Seems like a win win for both.

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    4. mb21 4 mb21 says:

      Is Adam jones that good?

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    5. Rice Cube 6 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Did GW also write about this once?

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    6. Aisle424 7 Aisle424 says:
    7. mb21 8 mb21 says:

      @ Aisle424:
      (dying laughing)

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    8. WenningtonsGorillaCock 9 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Is Adam jones that good?

      Depends on which one you’re talking about, but yes. Also, odds are he is Welsh and likes rugby:

      Adam Thomas Jones is a three time Grammy Award-winning Welsh-American musician and visual artist, best known for his position as the guitarist for Grammy-Award winning band Tool.

      Adam “Pac-Man” Bernard Jones is an American football cornerback for the Cincinnati Bengals of the National Football League.

      Adam Jones (born 9 August 1980 in Birmingham) is an English auto racing driver.

      Adam Rhys Jones (born 8 March 1981) is a Welsh international rugby union player, currently playing for the Ospreys in the Pro12 league.

      Adam Mathias Jones (born 12 January 1980 in Swansea) is a Wales international rugby union player.

      Adam Jones (born in Singapore in 1963) is a political scientist, writer, and photojournalist based at the University of British Columbia Okanagan in Kelowna, BC, Canada.

      Adam La Marque Jones (born August 1, 1985) is an American professional baseball outfielder with the Baltimore Orioles of Major League Baseball.

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    9. Aisle424 10 Aisle424 says:

      Reverse standings are now located where the Superfriends use to be.

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    10. Rice Cube 11 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Stupid Twins.

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    11. josh 12 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      He’s either having a Matt Kemp style breakout season, or he’s a flash in the pan. There’s good reason to think it might be the latter, from what I’ve read. He’s already been worth nearly 3 fWAR this season.

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    12. josh 13 josh says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Too damn funny,

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    13. mb21 14 mb21 says:

      @ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
      I was obviously talking about the Welsh international rugby union player playing for the Ospreys.

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    14. Mucker 15 Mucker says:

      @ mb21:
      If he continues to hit like he has been this year……..yes. He’s only 26 and plays a pretty good CF.

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    15. mb21 16 mb21 says:

      I love the way the table looks 424.

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    16. josh 17 josh says:

      I think the O’s could actually compete in the near future. The Indians looked all right the first half of last year and petered out, but they were riding a lot of improbably high batting averages (and lost Shin-Soo Choo). The O’s have some legitmately good young players. They could be cycling back up to the top as the Bosox and Yanks get old.

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    17. Mucker 18 Mucker says:

      Man, I just looked at the standings and didn’t realize the Brewers sucked almost as much as the Cubs.

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    18. josh 19 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      Let’s just say Ryan Braun has to be a little more “careful” this season.

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    19. Mucker 20 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      Plus if they extend Weiters, in about 2-3 years they are looking at a core of Jones, Weiters, Markakis, Machado, Bundy and the rest of that young pitching staff. Orioles look primed for a run in a couple of years.

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    20. 21 mobile skip says:

      “Somehow the other team only scored 1 run.”

      Somehow nothing. Haven’t you seen how popular re-enacting is in the South? Clearly the other team wasa reenacting a Cubs team from the late 70s, or early 90s or last year, or last week.

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    21. Berselius 22 Berselius says:

      @ Mucker:

      They at least have an excuse of injuries

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    22. Berselius 23 Berselius says:

      mobile skip wrote:

      Somehow nothing. Haven’t you seen how popular re-enacting is in the South? Clearly the other team wasa reenacting a Cubs team from the late 70s, or early 90s or last year, or last week.

      The 2012 Cubs are celebrating their heritage

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    23. Pezcore 25 Pezcore says:

      Have they already sent Concepcion to the pen? It’s his spot in the rotation yet they have Starling Peralta as tonights starter. I was excited as it looked like Concepcion was finally starting to turn it around.

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    24. mb21 26 mb21 says:

      @ Pezcore:
      In his last 15 innings he’s walked 11 and struck out 6.

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    25. mb21 27 mb21 says:

      I don’t think it matters for Concepcion. He sucks and will probably suck in relief too.

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    26. Berselius 28 Berselius says:

      Lineup vs RHP Burnett today

      RF DeJesus
      SS Castro
      CF Mather
      1B LaHair
      LF Soriano
      3B Stewart
      2B Barney
      C Hill
      P Dempster

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    27. Rice Cube 29 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:

      Josh, what random island are the two beer drinking guys sitting on?

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    28. josh 30 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Deck Chairs —–> Burned to ash.

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    29. josh 31 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I imagine they’re sitting at The Point in Hyde Park, you know, if it didn’t have all that concrete and bullshit when you sat by the lake staring out. I lived in Hyde Park for a year, and I loved walking out there. So it’s like the The Point’s wet dream of itself.

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    30. Rice Cube 32 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      My first thought was of the Point. I live like two blocks away. Nice place to hang out and picnic.

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    31. josh 33 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Oh that’s right, because you are at UC. We lived in the Windermere House on 56th. I worked at UC Press and my wife worked at the Graduate Finaid office at UC.

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    32. Aisle424 34 Aisle424 says:

      I feel like this list and definitions was written by Alvin:

      http://deadspin.com/5912832/

      Fuck 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
      Fucked 3 Slightly worse than “screwed” or” hosed”
      Fucker 3 Slang for someone who upset you for some reason
      fuckin 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
      fuckin’a 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
      fuckina 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
      fucking 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
      fuckinga 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
      fuckna 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
      fucktard 3 Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
      fucku 3 Slightly worse than “screw you”.

      explode 3 When something blows-up.

      oral sex 3 Really, do you need a definition for this?
      Panties 1 Type of female undergarment.

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    33. mb21 35 mb21 says:

      I wish the cubs actually had a decent lineup so I could complain about Castro hitting 3rd all season. Then I see joe Mather 3rd and I want to complain Castro isn’t hitting 3rd. (dying laughing)

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    34. Rizzo the Rat 36 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      Castro hitting third isn’t bad when there’s a southpaw pitching, at least.

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    35. 37 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:

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    36. mb21 38 mb21 says:

      @ ACT:
      I’d consider hitting him 4th with a lefty on the mound.

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    37. Suburban kid 39 Suburban kid says:

      Berselius wrote:

      C Hill

      (dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)(dying laughing)

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    38. 40 Nate says:

      This should be a response to the last post about Epstein, but I’m behind. Hoyer and McLeod apparently built the Padres system into one of the best in MLB in 2 seasons. They traded alot of players and made good draft picks, I think.

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    39. Suburban kid 41 Suburban kid says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Stephen Fry speaks for all Cubs fans.

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    40. 42 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      I can’t wait for Sveum to fall in love with No Finger Hill and play him way too much.

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    41. josh 43 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Done deal.

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    42. josh 44 josh says:

      I’m feeling pretty psyched about this 3-day weekend. Not about the Cubs, but like…. life.

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    43. 45 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      You must have not hired Koyie Hill to build your shed.

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    44. mb21 46 mb21 says:

      I’m going to laugh if the orioles win it all. Andy MacPhail will have built of helped build 3 world champions and none were the cubs.

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    45. mb21 47 mb21 says:

      The cubs finally face an offense that the cubs are better than.

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    46. Berselius 48 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      By a crazy random happenstance, that is a team that has not faced the Cubs bullpen yet (dying laughing)

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    47. 49 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Judging from his interview today on The Score, someone has provided Tommy Boy with a copy of Atlas Shrugged

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    48. josh 51 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Is he trying to buy up all the railroads and wear a bowler now?

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    49. 52 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      (dying laughing)

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