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  • The Children Are Our Future- Minor League Update Sponsored by the Heritage Foundation

    Ok, this will be the first in 8 or so installments until I lose interest in providing updates on the farm system. Basically the plan is to give you the high and lowlights from the lands down under.

    Iowa

    Mr. Rizzo continues to tear up the PCL with 2 home runs both of which whipped up the Iowa announcers to Judd Sirot levels of shouting. I fully expect Rizzo to tear up a hitters league again but the big question will be can he keep his hitting mechanics stable and work on shortening his swing a bit. So the numbers won't really tell us when he is ready vs when the organization thinks he has made these adjustments. Josh Vitters continues a decent start with a pair of hits and amazingly he has 2 walks in 14 ab's as well. Spring training leper Travis Wood did a good job striking out 6 batters in 6 IP and giving up 3 ER. Wood also added a monster HR of his own.

    Tennessee

    Its really hard to write anything about the barren wasteland that is our AA team so let me just say that Alberto Cabrera struck out 2 batters in 1.2 IP and the Smokies won 3-2.

    Daytona

    Zach Cates was the 2nd player received in the Cashner trade and there is some hope he could be a breakout pitcher. Sickels ranked him # 16 in our system and noted his peripheral stats are better than his ERA would suggest. Well last night there was little those secondary stats could do to hide just how awful Cates was. I had decided to neglect my lovely family last night so I could sit in my basement and listen to the Daytona game to get a feel for this new Cub and I was able to make it through the first inning before giving up. His velocity was down, his fastball was anywhere from 88-91 with no control and his slider was not sliding. He seems to have a decent 77 mph changeup with good movement but that's little consolation for having an ERA of 54. On the other hand with those kind of numbers you could argue Cates is ready for a setup role with the big league club. Outside of that clown shoes performance last night marked the triumphant return of AJ MORRIS- K-State grad and RP prospect who the Cubs got in the Gorzo trade. Morris was out last year recovering for TJ and pitched 1 inning with 2 unearned runs scoring and struck out a batter.

    Peoria

    After the Cates debacle I decided to continue to ignore my 2 year old who only wanted to play dinosaurs and focus on what matters most- following Peoria Chiefs prospect Ben Wells as he made his 2012 debut. Wells is another cross your fingers and hope to Allah they breakout SP prospect. He is ranked # 17 by Sickels and has a good sinking fastball that gets a ton of groundouts. Wells also has the size you would want out of a SP and is only 19. Last night the sinker was working as he was able to induce many grounders but the defense behind him was pretty shitty. Although his line wasn't that great there were more than a few hits that could have been outs with more competent play behind him. I tweeted the Peoria announcers to get a report on the velocity but was told that the gun was not on last night.. Oneri Fleita was in attendance and hopefully he enjoyed the two TOOTBLAN's that occurred in the 3 innings I was listening. It's the Cubs way people. In other news Kyle(r) Burke struck out 3 in IP as he continues his never ending journey to become a LOOGY for the Iowa Cubs. 

     

    That's all for now. Enjoy this wonderful piece of art that I created. 

    dylanj
    DylanJ was born in a secret military base on Baekdu Mountain. His coming was foretold by a rare double rainbow and marked the sight of a new star in the sky. After defeating Jaime Lannister in battle at the age of 15 in the 77th Hunger Games he became an internet expert at staring at minor league box scores. His thoughts on said box scores can been seen Mon-Fri at Obstructed View.
    dylanj

    136 Responses to “The Children Are Our Future- Minor League Update Sponsored by the Heritage Foundation”

    1. dylanj 1 dylanj says:

      also, enjoy the lack of comma’s, grammatical form and just general typo’s that accompany all my fine work.

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    2. Suburban kid 2 Suburban kid says:

      That’s all for now. Enjoy this wonderful piece of art that I created.

      Originality: B
      Authenticity: A-

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    3. Rice Cube 3 Rice Cube says:

      DJ —> anti-Yellon

      Death to commas.

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    4. dylanj 4 dylanj says:

      in case people missed it from yesterday AZ Phil had some updates on Concepcion & the other guys still in EXST http://www.thecubreporter.com/2012/04/09/late-dinger-difference-brewers-edge-cubs

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    5. 5 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      False.

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    6. 6 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Apparently the Marlins, not MLB suspended Guillen. It’ll be interesting to see how strong the pull of money is for MLB is here.

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    7. Mucker 7 Mucker says:

      Ozzie should hire a substitute talker. Anytime somebody asks him a question, bring in the sub and let him answer the question. That guy just doesn’t give a shit and the media just waits for him to say something stupid and run with it.

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    8. GBTS 8 GBTS says:

      The Children Are Our Future

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    9. mikeakaleroy 9 mikeakaleroy says:

      On the upside, since Guillen got suspended, I’m sure we’ll never hear from him again, right? RIGHT?

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    10. Aisle424 10 Aisle424 says:

      We’re very happy to welcome DJ into the fold and have launched a new campaign to help announce his addition:

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    11. Rice Cube 11 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mucker:
      It might be easy for the Marlins to just have one of their attorneys present whenever Ozzie has to do something non-baseball related.

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    12. GBTS 12 GBTS says:

      How did I never think to put Yellon in that original picture.

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    13. mikeakaleroy 13 mikeakaleroy says:

      @Aisle424: I’m new here, but who did berselius piss off to have to be Ringo?

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    14. dylanj 14 dylanj says:

      Ringo was in Caveman. People are always underrating Ringo

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    15. Aisle424 15 Aisle424 says:

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    16. WaLi 16 WaLi says:

      Makes more sense I guess that the Marlins suspended Guillen. Obviously saying something good about Castro will ignite a cuban community especially when the quote is being used out of context.

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    17. Mucker 17 Mucker says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I’m curious how the subject of Fidel Castro even came up. I could understand if Ozzie is from Cuba but he’s not. I know he’s now living and working in Miami, huge Cuban population, so I wonder if they ask all their celebrities what they think of Castro. Did they ask Lebron? Marino? Seems like Time set him up.

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    18. Aisle424 18 Aisle424 says:

      mikeakaleroy wrote:

      @Aisle424: I’m new here, but who did berselius piss off to have to be Ringo?

      AC did that original image. Usually, there was no rhyme or reason as to who was assigned who, but maybe B pissed AC off somewhere along the line.

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    19. Aisle424 19 Aisle424 says:

      GBTS wrote:

      How did I never think to put Yellon in that original picture.

      It really was calling for it.

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    20. Aisle424 20 Aisle424 says:

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    21. WaLi 21 WaLi says:

      Man I feel bad for dj. First he has to ignore his familiy and follow minor league Cubs, and now he is portrayed as Al. Poor guy.

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    22. Aisle424 22 Aisle424 says:

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    23. Mucker 23 Mucker says:

      MB, you are smoking hot.

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    24. Aisle424 24 Aisle424 says:

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    25. Suburban kid 25 Suburban kid says:

      I love how Discredited Cubs Blog is now the official tagline/slogan.

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    26. Aisle424 26 Aisle424 says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      I love how Discredited Cubs Blog is now the official tagline/slogan.

      It’s our niche.

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    27. Mucker 27 Mucker says:

      This blog has been discredited for quite sometime and I’m afraid I don’t know how it got to be. Could someone share some insight on how such an honor was bestowed on this blog?

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    28. Aisle424 28 Aisle424 says:

      Mucker wrote:

      This blog has been discredited for quite sometime and I’m afraid I don’t know how it got to be. Could someone share some insight on how such an honor was bestowed on this blog?

      OV was pre-discredited by virtue of bringing over two authors and two active commenters from ACB, which was the original discredited Cubs blog. I don’t know the full story about how ACB was originally shamed into discreditation because it was before my time over there. MB or B will have to shed some light on that.

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    29. Mucker 29 Mucker says:

      @ Aisle424:
      So it was discredited by default? That’s disappointing.

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    30. Mucker 30 Mucker says:

      Is there anyway to get that picture of Al in the banner? That would be epic.

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    31. Rice Cube 31 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mucker:
      I’m not an expert in legal matters but I do hope that doing so won’t get OVBlog sued (dying laughing)

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    32. GBTS 32 GBTS says:

      You could probably sneak him in the outfield without raising a fuss.

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    33. Mucker 33 Mucker says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I don’t see how. He’s at every home game, it’s not like he wasn’t there when that picture was taken anyways.

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    34. JonKneeV 34 jtsunami says:

      AZ Phil said in the article above that Tennessee has a knuckleballer named Zeller. That’s nice.

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    35. 35 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      MB and I got ACB discredited via our support of Milton Bradley.

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    36. JonKneeV 36 jtsunami says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      And JefF7 is rediscrediting OV.

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    37. dylanj 37 dylanj says:

      Season Finale of Justified tonight.

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    38. Mish 38 Mish says:

      @ dylanj:
      I know! Probably going to skip it though because of the Bulls and Cubs tonight.

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    39. Aisle424 39 Aisle424 says:

      By the way, it should be noted that DJ does not actually resemble Al Yellon – as far as I know.

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    40. josh 40 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I was all right with Milton Bradley, but for his own sake, he probably should have stayed in Texas. I mean, his career tanked after that. Whatever specific cause you care to attribute that to, it sucks for him.

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    41. dylanj 41 dylanj says:

      you would rather watch the Cubs than Justified? Fuck the Heck brah

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    42. 42 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Barry Rozner has decided, on the radio, to float the rumor “from people I know around the team” that “the team” doesn’t see Castro as a part of the team “in 3-4 years” because he’s “not their kind of guy.”

      Responsible and accurate journalism FTW! SMFH

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    43. josh 43 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      He’s been running aggressively! Jeez!

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    44. 44 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Rosner doesn’t have a source. He just doesn’t like Castro.

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    45. 45 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Yeah on paper it was a good sign, but in retrospect, Chicago was probably the worst place for him to have come. The guy is a stone-cold asshole, though.

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    46. Berselius 46 Berselius says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Rosner doesn’t have a source. He just doesn’t like Castro.

      He must be trying to get a job in Miami

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    47. Mish 47 Mish says:

      @ dylanj:
      It was more about the Bulls than the Cubs. But it looks like Rose might be out tonight, so that changes things.

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    48. WaLi 48 WaLi says:

      So what ever happened with Soler… Is he still not able to be signed or do we still have a handshake deal with him or did we say fuck it?

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    49. Rice Cube 49 Rice Cube says:

      @ WaLi:
      Nobody knows. Maybe we should ask Nick Cafardo.

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    50. PFD 50 PFD says:

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/jeff-samardzija-stats/

      Fangraphs saying Samardzija is the real deal. I’m sure MO will love this. (dying laughing)

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    51. josh 52 josh says:

      @ WaLi:
      He’s never been declared a free agent, as far as I’ve heard. The official line is that there was never any deal. They probably discussed it with the agent. Maybe not. Hell, last week they were talking that the Cubs were going to swap Marlon Byrd for John Lannan. Who knows what to believe anymore?

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    52. SVB 53 SkipVB says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      MB and I got ACB discredited by being Milton Bradley’s supporter.

      Yeah, that’ll do it.
      (dying laughing)

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    53. dylanj 54 dylanj says:

      Its true that Theo hates young talented SS. how else can you explain trading Hanley?

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    54. SVB 55 SkipVB says:

      I think it’s also true that Barry Rozner = Mike Imrem

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    55. WaLi 56 WaLi says:

      @ PFD:
      I hope it’s true. He was fun to watch listen to on Sunday. I liked this part the best.

      The data at Brooks Baseball occasionally considers this pitch a sinker, and it is certainly on the edge between an FT and SI. It averages just about the same speed as his fastball, but moves a good 4 inches more. And remember, a regulation bat can only be 2.75 inches in diameter — four inches with no speed lost is therefore enormous. Not only can Samardzija make this pitch fly and flutter, he located it exceptionally on Sunday night (84% strike, according to Brooks, and I count 12 of 19 within a normalized strikezone using his present heatmap).

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    56. 57 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ PFD:

      Yeah, that “it’s not a small sample, it’s 70 IP” argument is just ironclad.

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    57. Rice Cube 58 Rice Cube says:

      @ PFD:
      The pitch on TV that looked like his “slider” seemed more like a curveball or changeup, it barely had any horizontal movement and appeared to go straight up and down. There was one that he used to strike out Jayson Werth (swinging) that had a huge bite, but that was about it.

      Brad’s heatmap suggests that my eyes weren’t lying as the sliders were all grouped around the 0 line.

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    58. 59 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ WaLi:
      I hope so, too. The Cubs need cheap-ish good pitchers.

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    59. 60 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      MLB will support Guillen’s suspension. Selig:

      Major League Baseball supports today’s decision by the Marlins to suspend Ozzie Guillen. As I have often said, Baseball is a social institution with important social responsibilities. All of our 30 Clubs play significant roles within their local communities, and I expect those who represent Major League Baseball to act with the kind of respect and sensitivity that the game’s many cultures deserve. Mr. Guillen’s remarks, which were offensive to an important part of the Miami community and others throughout the world, have no place in our game.

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    60. bubblesdachimp 61 bubblesdachimp says:

      Bubbles is blacked out of Detroit/Rays game..

      Bubbles lives in DC..

      Bubbles=====> Confused

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    61. 62 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The thing that gives me the most hope for F7 is the incredible amount of strikes he threw. That’s really been his biggest issue. And for at least one start, he showed what he can do when he can control all his pitches.

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    62. Rice Cube 63 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Even if he throws meatball in the zone they’re really fast meatballs with some movement so I hope that will prevent batting practice from becoming the norm. I think he was pounding the inside edge and jamming guys too.

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    63. Rice Cube 64 Rice Cube says:

      I didn’t read the bajillion posts in your game thread (don’t read every post blah blah) but while I was at the game I saw a few liners hit out to Soriano that I thought he was going to get, but then the ball just went past him and I was like “wut”. Did he misread them, or lose the ball in the night, or what?

      Also, (dying laughing) @ the Soto “triple”…

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    64. Berselius 65 Berselius says:

      PFD wrote:

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/jeff-samardzija-stats/

      Fangraphs saying Samardzija is the real deal. I’m sure MO will love this. (dying laughing)

      Love seeing the pfx data. The other stuff going back to last year (as a reliever) and including spring training tells me next to nothing. I’ve already had this argument with Brad though (dying laughing)

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    65. bubblesdachimp 66 bubblesdachimp says:

      Rizzo walks.

      Rizzo being Rizzo

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    66. Suburban kid 67 Suburban kid says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Chris Bosio is on record saying they will throw inside early and often. Volstad was doing it too.

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    67. SVB 68 SkipVB says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Probably MLB is upset with John Dingell and John Conyers for being longer-termed members of the old geezer club than Bud Selig.

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    68. mb21 69 mb21 says:

      I don’t understand the conclusion that Rozner is reaching (not their kind of guy), but I can easily see trading Castro as being beneficial to the Cubs long-term plans. The question is, how quickly does this front office see this team contending? It’s hard to know, but based on this offseason it seems they’re looking at 5 years. That can obviously change at any time, but if they’re thinking 5 years or later, trading Castro makes a ton of sense. He’s their most valuable trade piece. He’d bring the Cubs a shitload of talent in return and improve their farm system. It might even be improved to the point where you could quite comfortably call it a top 10 farm system. If they got a really good deal in return maybe even top 5.

      Paying Castro market value doesn’t do much for the Cubs, which is where they’d be at in 5 years.

      I don’t see the Cubs trading him, but I can see the benefits of doing so. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Cubs traded him before next season, but I think it’s unlikely. If you can sign him long-term below market value go for it, but if not, trade him.

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    69. bubblesdachimp 70 bubblesdachimp says:

      Vitters singles on second pitch

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    70. bubblesdachimp 71 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ mb21:

      I dont think we should have those discussions to be honest till after this year…

      I want to see if the power develops/defense gets better. I forget all the time this kid should probably be in AA

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    71. Berselius 72 Berselius says:

      Phillips ————–> 6//72.5 extension with CIN

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    72. mb21 73 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      It’s nothing more than people being optimistic and looking for any shred of evidence to support their optimism. I’d prefer they just say “I’m optimistic” and be done with it. Bad statistical analysis does nobody any good. I’m positive I could break down Barney’s stats in a way to make him look like a contributor if I really wanted to. You could probably do it for just about any player if you looked hard enough.

      Random Joe: I’m optimistic that Jeff Samardzija has improved over his previous seasons. I think there may be something to the change we read about and maybe it makes sense to give him a shot to see if it’s true.

      There.

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    73. Rice Cube 74 Rice Cube says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Random Joe: I’m optimistic that Jeff Samardzija has improved over his previous seasons. I think there may be something to the change we read about and maybe it makes sense to give him a shot to see if it’s true.

      Oh, indeed.

      I liked that Barney’s power transformation yesterday was enough to get the ball in the basket.

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    74. josh 75 josh says:

      I’m inclined to think the Reds deal with Philips was a good deal for them. If so, then it makes you wonder why Philips didn’t test the open market.

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    75. mb21 76 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      Money guaranteed now is better than potentially earning more later on. I’m sure that’s part of it. It’s why so many young players sign below market contracts. There’s a lot of risk in going year to year.

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    76. josh 77 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      Good point. If last year had been his contract year, given how well he did, I bet he would have gone free agent. I just wonder if part of the driving force behind this spurt of long-term contracts is the players too. I’m curious why more players aren’t going to the open market and trying to capitalize on fear of the CBA.

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    77. 78 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Don’t look now, but LaHair’s had a bright start, too.

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    78. 79 DamageControlFreak says:

      Over at some other blog, Alvin asked a question I’m kinda puzzled about myself: Who the hell is Sean Kemp and why is he pitching for the Cubs?
      What happened to the dozens of scrap heap pitchers that the Cubs took to ST like Lopez, Looper, Coleman, Corpas, Maine…?

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    79. bubblesdachimp 80 bubblesdachimp says:

      Vitters with another Single.. RBI too

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    80. Rice Cube 81 Rice Cube says:

      @ DamageControlFreak:
      I might (dying laughing) if he actually called him “Sean Kemp”.

      http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/campsh01.shtml

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    81. WaLi 82 WaLi says:

      @ DamageControlFreak:
      Shawn Kemp was a basketball player. Shawn Camp was signed but then released by the Mariners this offseason because he is too old. We thought he’d fit in. He’s projected to be replacement level and hasn’t been anything but in his career.

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    82. 83 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Lopez is with the team, Looper is gone, Coleman, Corpas, and Maine are at AAA.

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    83. 84 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      GoT ————-> Renewed for 3rd season

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    84. mb21 85 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      The players have to be willing, but throwing a bunch of money in someone’s face to take now is of huge interest to just about any person. That’s especially true given how unreliable performance is at the MLB level. A bad season before free agency that’s nothing other than bad luck could cost someone like Phillips a lot of money. Teams have all the leverage here. If they’re willing to give the guy good money before free agency he’s going to take it. This will lead to fewer star free agents. It will also lead to better contracts for teams that develop talent better than others. Personally, I think developing talent at this point in MLB is nothing, but luck. I don’t think over a long enough period of time we’re going to see much of any difference between teams and the talent they develop.

      The Cubs are in about the worst imaginable situation right now. They have little minor league talent that’s ready. They have little talent at the big league level. They have only one veteran worth anything on the trade market.

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    85. 86 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      From my favorite TV blog:

      Speaking of swords, someone should make a video of “Game of Thrones” highlights set to the title track off GZA’s 1995 album Liquid Swords. I would like that.

      Yes, please.

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    86. mb21 87 mb21 says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Lopez is with the team, Looper is gone, Coleman, Corpas, and Maine are at AAA.

      I think we should refer to that trio as Colepasaine. (dying laughing)

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    87. 88 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      mb21 wrote:

      The Cubs are in about the worst imaginable situation right now. They have little minor league talent that’s ready. They have little talent at the big league level. They have only one veteran worth anything on the trade market.

      But they have Transformation!

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    88. bubblesdachimp 89 bubblesdachimp says:

      Santorum======> Dropping out

      Romney=======> White House

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    89. 90 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      DPLEETED

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    90. Mish 91 Mish says:

      Last Guillen link, one I generally agree with.

      http://reason.com/blog/2012/04/10/baseball-morality-you-can-lie-to-the-tax

      /political talk

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    91. 92 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Can someone give me a coherent argument for why I should care if an athlete smokes weed?

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    92. WaLi 93 WaLi says:

      mb21 wrote:

      The Cubs are in about the worst imaginable situation right now. They have little minor league talent that’s ready. They have little talent at the big league level. They have only one veteran worth anything on the trade market.

      So, do you think they will win it all in our lifetime or will the cloest thing be the MLB the Show commercial (dying laughing)

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    93. josh 94 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      MORALITY. CHARACTER. [OTHER BULLSHIT WORDS].

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    94. WaLi 95 WaLi says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Because Mrs. Lovejoy loves kids.

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    95. 96 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Nice snark (dying laughing)

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    96. Mish 98 Mish says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Can someone give me a coherent argument for why I should care if anyone smokes weed?

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    97. Rice Cube 99 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Probably has something to do with athletes being role models and public figures etc.

      Personally I’d never want an athlete to be my child’s role model, but that’s pretty much it.

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    98. bubblesdachimp 100 bubblesdachimp says:

      Vitters with another walk…

      It would be nice if he started hitting for some power and kept up the on base skills

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    99. Berselius 101 Berselius says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      Looper? I think I missed something here

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    100. josh 102 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Braden Looper was a Cub for like a week. If I remember correctly, he asked for his release.

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    101. Berselius 103 Berselius says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      Can someone give me a coherent argument for why I should care if an athlete smokes weed?

      He could get impaired, then get behind the wheel of a car and get busted by cops/injure someone. Then we could all pretend it never happened. Unless the police found steroids in the car.

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    102. Berselius 104 Berselius says:

      @ josh:

      This year? I thought that was 5 years ago (dying laughing)

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    103. 105 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      He was signed to minor league deal and then asked for his release shortly after.

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    104. 106 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Berselius:
      It was last year.

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    105. josh 107 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Seems like it happens at least once a year.

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    106. Rice Cube 108 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      This year’s Looper was Andy Sonnanstine.

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    107. GBTS 109 GBTS says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Romney’s touring the White House? Neat.

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    108. bubblesdachimp 110 bubblesdachimp says:

      It could be worse:

      White sox are leading off Gordon Beckham and then Alex Rios is next

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    109. Rice Cube 111 Rice Cube says:

      @ GBTS:
      He can certainly afford to take the VIP tour.

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    110. 112 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Because that’s so much worse than the DeJesus-Darwin Daily Double.

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    111. bubblesdachimp 114 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      It is worse. I dont know how much worse. But it is. I never liked DeJesus. One more person in the Sammy Sosa black hole

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    112. 116 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:

      Rios: .757 career OPS, .697 2012 OPS, 82 wRC+ so far
      Beckham: .702 career, .497 2012, 46 wRC+ so far

      DeJesus: .775 career, .452 2012, 13 wRC+ so far
      Barney: .661 career, .886 2012, 144 wRC+ so far

      The gap really isn’t that big, and as Barney and Rios regress to the mean, it’ll become almost non-existent.

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    113. Rice Cube 117 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mish:
      There was one episode (I forgot which one of the 500) where they sort of reveal where Springfield is but either Bart or Lisa’s head is in the way. Did the head also cover up Portland?

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    114. bubblesdachimp 118 bubblesdachimp says:

      Chicago Cubs ‏ @Cubs Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
      #Cubs lineup vs. @Brewers 4/10: DeJesus RF, Barney 2B, Castro SS, Soriano LF, Stewart 3B, Baker 1B, Soto C, Byrd CF, Maholm P

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    115. Mish 119 Mish says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      In the Behind the Laughter episode, the mention Kentucky or Tennessee as well. I read that article more to the fact that it’s based on Springfield, OR, but not that The Simpsons is necessarily set there.

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    116. 120 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Portland’s actually about an hour-and-a-half north of Springfield, but Springfield is immediately adjacent to Eugene.

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    117. Rice Cube 121 Rice Cube says:

      I once did a Google maps search for all Springfields and Shelbyvilles and I think only three of them were even in the same state and only one set was within 200 miles of each other.

      /cool story man

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    118. Rice Cube 122 Rice Cube says:

      Why are there two Springfields in Wisconsin? Is that allowed?

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    119. SVB 123 SkipVB says:

      @ GBTS:
      Does Obama charge more to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom than Clinton did?

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    120. Rice Cube 125 Rice Cube says:

      Fairly certain that at some point the Tigers will lose a game. That day is not today.

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    121. Berselius 126 Berselius says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      Fairly certain that at some point the Tigers will lose a game. That day is not today.

      The Tigers must have had a pep talk from Syrio Forel at the end of Spring Training.

      /Game of Thrones

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    122. Rice Cube 127 Rice Cube says:


      The video cannot be shown at the moment. Please try again later.

      Wait for it…

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    123. 128 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      I hope that guy was wearing brown pants.

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    124. Mish 129 Mish says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Was that Ned Flanders?

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    125. josh 130 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I had a similar reaction the other day when I was at the pond looking for bugs and turned around to see a big male goose standing right behind me.

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    126. WaLi 131 WaLi says:

      josh wrote:

      I had a similar reaction the other day when I was at the pond looking for bugs to eat for dinner

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    127. Suburban kid 132 Suburban kid says:

      josh wrote:

      I had a similar reaction the other day when I was at the pond looking for bugs and turned around to see a big gander standing right behind me.

      Good thing you’re doing entomology and not etymology.

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    128. GBTS 133 GBTS says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Good thing you’re doing tautology and not tautology.

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    129. GBTS 134 GBTS says:

      I guess that doesn’t really make sense, but whatever.

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    130. 135 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

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