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  • Home Run Derby Thread

    No idea who is even particpating in the Derby this year, but it’s tonight. Enjoy.


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    36 Responses to “Home Run Derby Thread”

    1. 1 WaLi says:

      Oh now it is working.

      Let me try this again…

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    2. 2 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      [quote name=mb21]Here you go, wgc: http://www.obstructedview.net/articles/major-league-baseball/home-run-derby-thread.html
      new shit up[/quote]I’m not even going to watch it (dying laughing)

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    3. 3 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

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    4. 4 ACT says:

      No idea who is even particpating in the Derby this year

      I heard Jose Bautista is involved.

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    5. 5 WenningtonsGorillaCock says:

      [quote name=ACT]I heard Jose Bautista is involved.[/quote]If the winner from last year gets to pick his competitors, I expect it’ll be Augie Ojeda, (dying laughing), and the corpse of Candy Maldonado. Plus, whoever it was that won last year.

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    6. 6 ACT says:

      I’d like to see Tony Campana in a home run derby.

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    7. 7 Mish says:

      [quote name=ACT]I’d like to see Tony Campana in a no-knock police SWAT Raid.[/quote].

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    8. 8 GW says:

      He wouldn’t need a weapon or a vest.

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    9. 9 mb21 says:

      [quote name=WenningtonsGorillaCock]I’m not even going to watch it (dying laughing)[/quote]Me neither. (dying laughing)

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    10. 10 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]I’d like to see Tony Campana in a home run derby.[/quote]
      Only if the fences are a millimeter high as he can’t seem to get the ball off the ground.

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    11. 11 Berselius says:

      Is ESPN/Berman doing the HR Derby? I’d be much more interested if Berman weren’t involved.

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    12. 12 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Is ESPN/Berman doing the HR Derby? I’d be much more interested if Berman weren’t involved.[/quote]
      I’m afraid you might be out of luck.

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    13. 14 Rice Cube says:

      Berman is announcing, but No-mah is there too!

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    14. 15 mb21 says:

      Adrian Gonzalez is good at hitting baseballs.

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    15. 16 PFD says:

      Berman is fucking insufferable.

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    16. 17 ACT says:

      Matt Holliday got censored.

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    17. 18 ACT says:

      Maybe David Ortiz knew what he was doing when he chose Cano.

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    18. 19 e says:

      Great holiday did so bad

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    19. 20 mb21 says:

      Berman: this one is a skyscraper, but may not have enough.

      It was only 75 feet shy of the wall.

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    20. 21 Chris Dickerson says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Is ESPN/Berman doing the HR Derby? I’d be much more interested if Berman weren’t involved.[/quote]
      How interested would you be if John Grabow were doing all of the pitching and were really trying to retire batters?

      It would be funny to see all of the towel waving players and overly dramatic reactions of the entire stadium while Grabow is giving it all he’s got to just keep it in the park.

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    21. 22 e says:

      Weeks proving he doesn’t belong

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    22. 24 Rice Cube says:

      Jose Bautista didn’t do as well as I thought he would.

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    23. 25 ACT says:

      I’d love to see Carlos Zambrano in a HR derby.

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    24. 26 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]I’d love to see Carlos Zambrano in a HR derby.[/quote]
      He’d tear an oblique after hitting 50 and the media would get on him for being stupid.

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    25. 27 Rice Cube says:

      Next round:

      Fielder
      Gonzalez
      Ortiz
      Cano

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    26. 28 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]He’d tear an oblique after hitting 50 and the media would get on him for being stupid.[/quote]

      As long as he saves enough energy to pitch at a softball game and fly o guatemala to adopt a kid. He needs to do those type of things so there’s more ink to spill bitching about him

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    27. 29 WaLi says:

      I hate Chris Berman

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    28. 30 Rice Cube says:

      Cano > all

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    29. 31 JMan says:

      Supposedly Brett Jackson and Ryan Flaherty promoted to AAA.

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    30. 32 ACT says:

      Congrats to them both.

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    31. 33 JMan says:

      Would being in AAA mean their promotion to the ML club could come sooner than later? Only because it’s faster to Chicago from Iowa unless they are traveling of course…just seems unnecessary considering the talent level of AA.

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    32. 34 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=JMan]Would being in AAA mean their promotion to the ML club could come sooner than later? Only because it’s faster to Chicago from Iowa unless they are traveling of course…just seems unnecessary considering the talent level of AA.[/quote]
      Seems weird considering BJax is a bit slumpy right now. Flaherty is hitting well though it seems.

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    33. 35 ACT says:

      If they manage to trade one of their outfielders, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Jackson get called up, but that’s a big if.

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