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  • Team That Resembles Little League Team vs. Pitcher That Resembles Little League Pitcher from "Dazed & Confused"

    The suddenly Doug Davisless Cubs will take the field tonight to desperately try to hit the nasty stuff of Mitch Kramer’s double (and two-time Cy Young Award winner), Tim Lincecum.

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    The Cubs will have Darwin Barney back, so they have that going for them. I can’t think of any other advantages they may have off the top of my head. 

    So, let’s go take a look at Timmy’s splits this year.  He has a .945 OPS-against after 100 pitches, but the odds of the Cubs seeing 100 pitches from him all day is pretty miniscule.

    His OPS against is actually higher on the road this year, but it is still only .677 and his ERA in road games is actually lower than it is at home.

    He is only 6-6 despite pitching about as well, if not a little better than last year, suggesting that the Giants hitters haven’t been doing him many favors. So maybe if Dempster can make the Giants offense perform like the Giants offense, the Cubs could eke out a fluke victory.  I’m not holding my breath on that though.

    The cannon fodder lineup for the Cubs:

    Fuk RF

    Barn 2B

    Cassie SS

    ‘Los 1B

    Blakey 3B

    Sori LF

    Reedy CF

    Sote C

    Demp P


    197 Responses to “Team That Resembles Little League Team vs. Pitcher That Resembles Little League Pitcher from "Dazed & Confused"”

    1. 1 Aisle424 says:

      Aisle 424 out to watch Lincecum throw a perfect game, fuckfaces.

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    2. 2 Rice Cube says:

      I’m assuming Ramirez just needed a day off.

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    3. 3 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Glad to see Jim do the smart thing and dump the carcass of Doug Davis.

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    4. 4 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I’m assuming Ramirez just needed a day off.[/quote]Quade told him last year that he’d have today off.

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    5. 5 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Aisle 424 out to watch Lincecum throw a perfect game, fuckfaces.[/quote]
      Enjoy, Aisle-y! Giants need to win to keep the Cubs a game behind KC because the Royals don’t like winning anymore either.

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    6. 6 ACT says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I’m assuming Ramirez just needed a day off.[/quote]Probably Aram’s poor numbers against Lincecum are a factor, as well.

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    7. 8 Corms says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I’m assuming Ramirez just needed a day off.[/quote]Of course he did, he’s Latin.

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    8. 9 Mucker says:

      I’m watching season 3 of “Breaking Bad” and these mexicali twins are fucking ruthless.

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    9. 10 Mish says:

      [quote name=Suburban kid]What is this “game” of which you speak?[/quote]Game of Thrones.

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    10. 11 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]Probably Aram’s poor numbers against Lincecum are a factor, as well.[/quote]
      Too lazy to look it up. Got Rami’s splits vs. DeWitt’s against Lincecum? DeWitt has more “experience” against Lincecum as a former Dodger though.

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    11. 12 ACT says:

      Aram: 3-15 with 4 K’s and no extra base hits
      DeWitt: 6-15 with 4 K’s and a double

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    12. 13 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Muckey]I’m watching season 3 of “Breaking Bad” and these mexicali twins are fucking ruthless.[/quote]Yeah they are. How far into season 3 are you?

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    13. 14 ACT says:

      I’m sure Q did the proper regression and tested for significance, of course.

      Actually, I don’t mind this kind of thing, since you gotta rest Aram sometime, it might as well be against someone against whom he’s faired poorly. And, of course, there’s the whole platoon advantage to minimize the damage somewhat.

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    14. 15 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]I’m sure Q did the proper regression and tested for significance, of course.

      Actually, I don’t mind this kind of thing, since you gotta rest Aram sometime, it might as well be against someone against whom he’s faired poorly. And, of course, there’s the whole platoon advantage to minimize the damage somewhat.[/quote]
      Yeah, I figured Ramirez needed the day off, but in that small of a sample size I’d rather take the better overall hitter.

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    15. 16 Mucker says:

      [quote name=mb21]Yeah they are. How far into season 3 are you?[/quote]I’ve just watched the first 5 episodes. Shit is starting to fall apart for Walt. This show is fantastic.

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    16. 17 Mish says:

      [quote name=ACT]I’m sure Q did the proper regression and tested for significance, of course.

      Actually, I don’t mind this kind of thing, since you gotta rest Aram sometime, it might as well be against someone against whom he’s faired poorly. And, of course, there’s the whole platoon advantage to minimize the damage somewhat.[/quote]
      Right; obviously the sample size is so miniscule as to be meaningless for the most party; still, you gotta get his off days in somewhere and here hurts no less than any other.

      Too, I need the Cubs to lose tonight and tomorrow and I will have my 3rd OV shirt.

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    17. 18 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Glad to see Jim do the smart thing and dump the carcass of Doug Davis.[/quote]It’s inconsequential. Davis just got BABIP’d to death. He also was unlucky as far as stranding runners. His FIP was quite good and his xFIP was just “bad.” He’s been worth .7 WAR according to Fangraphs. It just seemed every ball in play was a hit.

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    18. 19 Mucker says:

      JG, if you do another Al Dos Equis pic, do one about him waiting awhile to discuss future things.

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    19. 20 ACT says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Yeah, I figured Ramirez needed the day off, but in that small of a sample size I’d rather take the better overall hitter.[/quote]If he was looking for an excuse to give Aram a day off, that’s fine. If he honestly thinks Dewy is a better bet against Lincecum, he’s an idiot.

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    20. 21 Aisle424 says:

      Also, before I take off, Dempster’s start gives me a reason to post one more Jeffrey Ross line from the roast that I had forgotten:

      “Ryan, I hope your cell phone is on vibrate because you’re never going to get a ring.”

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    21. 22 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Muckey]I’ve just watched the first 5 episodes. Shit is starting to fall apart for Walt. This show is fantastic.[/quote]Easily the best show on tv. Cranston is also easily the best actor in a show. Season 3 was my favorite. Can’t wait for season 4. If enough of you are watching, I may put up some Breaking Bad threads on Unobstructed Views. Probably a lot more fun discussing that show than it is the Cubs.

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    22. 23 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s inconsequential. Davis just got BABIP’d to death. He also was unlucky as far as stranding runners. His FIP was quite good and his xFIP was just “bad.” He’s been worth .7 WAR according to Fangraphs. It just seemed every ball in play was a hit.[/quote]
      Every ball in play was really well hit (at least yesterday when I saw it in person) so you can’t really explain it using BABIP, methinks.

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    23. 24 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Every ball in play was really well hit (at least yesterday when I saw it in person) so you can’t really explain it using BABIP, methinks.[/quote]His LD rate is right where it’s been in his career. I didn’t watch yesterday so I’ll take your word for it, but overall he’s been unlucky. The 5 BB/9 didn’t help him out much though. Davis is what he is.

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    24. 25 Mucker says:

      [quote name=mb21]Easily the best show on tv. Cranston is also easily the best actor in a show. Season 3 was my favorite. Can’t wait for season 4. If enough of you are watching, I may put up some Breaking Bad threads on Unobstructed Views. Probably a lot more fun discussing that show than it is the Cubs.[/quote]I agree. I don’t really watch cable anymore. I’m a Netflix junkie. But I’ve started DVRing these shows I’ve been catching up on. This show (Breaking Bad) and Mad Men I’ve really started getting into. I really liked the first couple seasons of Rescue Me but that show got kind of ridiculous.

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    25. 26 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]His LD rate is right where it’s been in his career. I didn’t watch yesterday so I’ll take your word for it, but overall he’s been unlucky. The 5 BB/9 didn’t help him out much though. Davis is what he is.[/quote]
      I don’t recall if LD% takes into account really hard hit grounders, but even those were hit sharply. I think Davis definitely had a bad day.

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    26. 27 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Muckey]I agree. I don’t really watch cable anymore. I’m a Netflix junkie. But I’ve started DVRing these shows I’ve been catching up on. This show (Breaking Bad) and Mad Men I’ve really started getting into. I really liked the first couple seasons of Rescue Me but that show got kind of ridiculous.[/quote]I’ve only seen a few episodes of Mad Men and really liked it, but it’s going to be a difficult show for me to get into at this point. There are just so many episodes to watch. I never watched Rescue Me, but heard good things early on. Dexter is still a good show. It’s not what it once was, but it’s still good.

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    27. 28 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]I don’t recall if LD% takes into account really hard hit grounders, but even those were hit sharply. I think Davis definitely had a bad day.[/quote]LD rate is just line drives. Davis definitely didn’t pitch well, but he didn’t pitch as poorly as his runs allowed would indicate.

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    28. 29 ACT says:

      Big Papi is putting on his glove now.

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    29. 30 Mucker says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’ve only seen a few episodes of Mad Men and really liked it, but it’s going to be a difficult show for me to get into at this point. There are just so many episodes to watch. I never watched Rescue Me, but heard good things early on. Dexter is still a good show. It’s not what it once was, but it’s still good.[/quote]Yes, Dexter is must see TV for me. Game of Thrones was great, Spartacus was bad ass. Boardwalk Empire was great too. I prefer watching cable shows to CBS, NBC, ABC.

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    30. 31 Suburban kid says:

      I like Mad Men for the period detail, which is done so very well, but it is a little bit too much of a soap opera for me to fully commit. I just don’t have the patience. But even if I don’t care who’s sleeping with whom, I can still enjoy the sets, costumes, and all the cultural shit they get right.

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    31. 32 ACT says:

      ESPN announcer is saying the the Phillies have a “great defense” despite their low UZR. Why? They don’t make a lot of errors.

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    32. 33 Mish says:

      Um: http://www.slate.com/id/2298086/

      (note the dates)

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    33. 34 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]ESPN announcer is saying the the Phillies have a “great defense” despite their low UZR. Why? They don’t make a lot of errors.[/quote]
      It’s why Derek Jeter deservedly won the Gold Glove, man.

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    34. 35 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=ACT]Big Papi is putting on his glove now.[/quote]
      Ironically, Adrian Gonzalez is standing around twiddling his thumbs so far while David Ortiz is having all the fun.

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    35. 36 Rice Cube says:

      April 90! (dying laughing)

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    36. 37 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      I just started Deadwood first season, enjoying it so far.

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    37. 38 Mucker says:

      [quote name=Recalcitrant Blogger Nate]I just started Deadwood first season, enjoying it so far.[/quote]I liked the first season very much but just couldn’t get into the other seasons.

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    38. 39 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s inconsequential. Davis just got BABIP’d to death. He also was unlucky as far as stranding runners. His FIP was quite good and his xFIP was just “bad.” He’s been worth .7 WAR according to Fangraphs. It just seemed every ball in play was a hit.[/quote]When every pitch you throw is batting practice speed, this will tend to happen. (dying laughing)

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    39. 40 Rice Cube says:

      Lazy double for Soriano.

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    40. 41 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]When every pitch you throw is batting practice speed, this will tend to happen. (dying laughing)[/quote]I don’t buy that. Doug Davis isn’t that good, but he was unlucky with the Cubs. I feel bad for the guy. A decent defense behind him and he easily gets another job. The Cubs just happened to be one of the few teams that would make Doug Davis look worse than he actually is. (dying laughing)

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    41. 42 mb21 says:

      And the Cubs are replacing him with an equally unlucky, but worse pitcher in Rodrigo Lopez. It’s really too bad Trey McNutt had all the injury problems and has basically sucked. His K rate is below 5 per 9. When I lost interest in Jay Jackson was when his K rate dropped to the point he had little chance of being a very good starter. McNutt has had injury issues so hopefully some of it is that, but he’s not been good this season. At all.

      This team blows.

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    42. 43 Mish says:

      [quote name=Muckey]I liked the first season very much but just couldn’t get into the other seasons.[/quote]
      How I feel exactly. I think I made it thru season 2, but I might have fallen just short of the finale.

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    43. 44 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]I don’t buy that. Doug Davis isn’t that good, but he was unlucky with the Cubs. I feel bad for the guy. A decent defense behind him and he easily gets another job. The Cubs just happened to be one of the few teams that would make Doug Davis look worse than he actually is. (dying laughing)[/quote]Eh. He sucks. Let’s not get over our skis. He was a serviceable MLB pitcher for a while, but his tank is empty. He’s done.

      [quote name=mb21]And the Cubs are replacing him with an equally unlucky, but worse pitcher in Rodrigo Lopez. It’s really too bad Trey McNutt had all the injury problems and has basically sucked. His K rate is below 5 per 9. When I lost interest in Jay Jackson was when his K rate dropped to the point he had little chance of being a very good starter. McNutt has had injury issues so hopefully some of it is that, but he’s not been good this season. At all.

      This team blows.[/quote]Yeah, Lopez is certainly no better, and maybe even worse. But we all know the Cubs make decisions based on what a player does on days that have an “e” in them, when the temperature is above 60, and the wind is blowing slightly to the left, but kind of to the right. (dying laughing)

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    44. 45 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mish]How I feel exactly. I think I made it thru season 2, but I might have fallen just short of the finale.[/quote]I liked all of Deadwood. Season 2 and 3 wasn’t as good as the first, but I still enjoyed it.

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    45. 46 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]I liked all of Deadwood. Season 2 and 3 wasn’t as good as the first, but I still enjoyed it.[/quote]I agree, but I re-watched the series, and on a second viewing, there’s not a lot to seasons 2 and 3 apart from Al Swearingen.

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    46. 47 mb21 says:

      Eh. He sucks. Let’s not get over our skis. He was a serviceable MLB pitcher for a while, but his tank is empty. He’s done.

      If by serviceable you mean almost as good as Carlos Zambrano then I agree. Davis career WAR is almost 25. It’s just 8 less than Zambrano and almost all of that is from the last 3 seasons. Before 2009, Doug Davis was as valuable as Zambrano.

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    47. 48 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I agree, but I re-watched the series, and on a second viewing, there’s not a lot to seasons 2 and 3 apart from Al Swearingen.[/quote]I’d probably only watch season 1 if I watched it again. It was clearly the best, but I did enjoy all the seasons. Wish there were more of them.

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    48. 49 mb21 says:

      Doug Davis actually reminds me of Wandy Rodriguez. Both pitchers are or were surprisingly good. You wouldn’t think so by looking at their stuff, but for whatever reason, it works for them.

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    49. 50 mb21 says:

      The Cubs are going to have to give up some runs if they want to keep pace with Houston.

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    50. 51 mb21 says:

      Brewers losing, Pirates tied. If the Bucs win, they’d be 2 out. That’s fucking crazy.

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    51. 52 mb21 says:

      The Pirates might actually be buyers. Wow.

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    52. 53 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]The Cubs are going to have to give up some runs if they want to keep pace with Houston.[/quote]Sadly, I think Grabow is probably unavailable today.

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    53. 54 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]The Pirates might actually be buyers. Wow.[/quote]I think what the Bucs are doing is pretty fucking cool

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    54. 55 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Sadly, I think Grabow is probably unavailable today.[/quote]That’s too bad.

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    55. 56 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I think what the Bucs are doing is pretty fucking cool[/quote]So do I. I doubt they’d be silly enough to trade any of their future for what is still a longshot this season, but the fans could demand it at the same time.

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    56. 57 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]So do I. I doubt they’d be silly enough to trade any of their future for what is still a longshot this season, but the fans could demand it at the same time.[/quote]Would they take Z?

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    57. 58 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Would they take Z?[/quote]I doubt they can afford it.

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    58. 59 Mucker says:

      Does anybody watch Californication? I really like that show too.

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    59. 60 bubblesdachimp says:

      quick game

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    60. 61 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      [quote name=bubblesdachimp]quick game[/quote]
      Dempster is pitching well

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    61. 62 Rice Cube says:

      Giants helping Dempster out by being very impatient.

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    62. 64 Mish says:

      [quote name=mb21]The Cubs are going to have to give up some runs if they want to win Mish a shirt.[/quote]
      .

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    63. 65 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Giants helping Dempster out by being very impatient.[/quote]6 IP, 58 pitches. (dying laughing) That is some Cub-esque offense from the Giants.

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    64. 66 Rice Cube says:

      Frasier is singing.

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    65. 67 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]So do I. I doubt they’d be silly enough to trade any of their future for what is still a longshot this season, but the fans could demand it at the same time.[/quote]Maybe they can fleece the Cubs for a change. (dying laughing)

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    66. 68 GBTS says:

      Dewie should bat higher.

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    67. 69 Rice Cube says:

      Cubs are winning!

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    68. 70 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      Quade’s decision to play Dewey pays off (dying laughing)

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    69. 71 Mercurial Outfielder says:

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    70. 72 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Great. Now DeWitt will play for the next month. (dying laughing)

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    71. 73 GBTS says:

      Fundamentals!

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    72. 74 GBTS says:

      I don’t know what the fuck Sandoval was doing there.

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    73. 75 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Yet another Cubs thrown out at third with the play right in front of him. This is one dumb fucking team.

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    74. 76 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Lincecum over 100 pitches

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    75. 77 GBTS says:

      Dempster is pretty filthy tonight.

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    76. 78 Rice Cube says:

      Kosuke can play defense any month.

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    77. 79 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      79 pitches through 8. Dempster is utterly dominating the Giants.

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    78. 80 Rice Cube says:

      Barney almost TOOTBLANed (dying laughing)

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    79. 81 binky says:

      When was the last Cubs complete game? It’s been a loooong time I bet.

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    80. 82 mb21 says:

      What the fuck Campana?

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    81. 83 binky says:

      I’m pretty sure the kid’s name from Dazed and Confusd is Wiley Wiggins, a name that would fit Lincecum pretty well.

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    82. 84 Rice Cube says:

      Maybe Tony shouldn’t have dove there.

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    83. 85 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Campana is Italian for “better pack a suitcase, kid”

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    84. 86 mb21 says:

      I know this is probably the right decision, but I really wanted to see Dempster finish this game.

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    85. 87 binky says:

      Campy’s pretty much a one tool player.

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    86. 88 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      [quote name=josh]When was the last Cubs complete game? It’s been a loooong time I bet.[/quote]
      I think Zambrano had one against Lincecum a year or 2 ago, ironically

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    87. 89 bubblesdachimp says:

      That dive was the equivalent of a TOOTBLAN..

      Turnins singles into doubles.. Lets See What Happens

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    88. 90 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Maybe Tony shouldn’t have dove there.[/quote]He fields that on a hop it’s hard for me to believe someone as slow as Burrell turns that into two. No way does he take a chance in that situation. That was just a dumb play. He had zero chance of catching that one.

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    89. 91 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Damn shame. Dempster hadn’t even broken 90 pitches.

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    90. 92 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]That was just a gritty play. He had zero chance of keeping a clean jersey on that one.[/quote].

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    91. 93 mb21 says:

      Dempster threw an 8-inning complete game last year. Only CG for the Cubs last year.

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    92. 94 mb21 says:

      Dempster also threw the last 9-inning complete game: http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200909290.shtml

      Zambrano threw one in 2009 as well.

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    93. 95 binky says:

      good throw nails him by a longshot.

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    94. 96 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    95. 97 Rice Cube says:

      *facepalm*

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    96. 98 bubblesdachimp says:

      God i hate this team.. I mean really hate them

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    97. 99 GBTS says:

      Campana should be on a bus in the next 20 minutes.

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    98. 100 mb21 says:

      This is why I always let the starter finish a game like this. If he’s going to lose it or not get the decision, I think it should be when he’s on the mound. Especially when the pitch count was as low as Dempster’s.

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    99. 101 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Fucking Marmol. (dying laughing)

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    100. 102 Recalcitrant Blogger Nate says:

      Campy is not exactly an average defender out there

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    101. 103 binky says:

      Campy can’t catch, can’t throw, can’t hit, can’t bunt. But man he runs like the wind.

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    102. 104 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Campana should be on a bus in the next 20 minutes.[/quote]False. He should start every game the rest of the season. So should Grabow.

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    103. 105 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Tony Campana, your table is waiting.

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    104. 106 bubblesdachimp says:

      That was a fun little experiment with scrappy mcgee.. But seriously he should really only run. He has one +++ tool and 4 below average tools.. Lets see what happens

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    105. 107 GBTS says:

      Dempster ——> Not an Ace.

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    106. 108 mb21 says:

      (dying laughing) @ the Cubs outfielders trying to “throw” the ball.

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    107. 109 binky says:

      Please stop diving. Jesus.

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    108. 110 bubblesdachimp says:

      Has Marmol been more hittable than normal this year??

      FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Can we pull him? Why is colvin down for this?

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    109. 111 mb21 says:

      [quote name=bubblesdachimp]That was a fun little experiment with scrappy mcgee.. But seriously he should really only run. He has one +++ tool and 4 below average tools.. Lets see what happens[/quote]Not really. He’s know as a great defender. One inning doesn’t change that. But yeah, he shouldn’t play much at all. Pinch runner and defensive replacement.

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    110. 112 bubblesdachimp says:

      This team is comical..

      I am sure fagets will blame this on marmol..

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    111. 113 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      PHONY HUSTLE! needs to be brought back for Campana.

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    112. 114 Steve Swisher says:

      I’m not exaggerating when I say that might have been the worst throw from the outfield I’ve ever seen. Made (dying laughing) look like Andre Dawson.

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    113. 115 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]Not really. He’s know as a great defender. One inning doesn’t change that. But yeah, he shouldn’t play much at all. Pinch runner and defensive replacement.[/quote]He’s looked nervous on defense. He’s made a good play here and there, but he looks awkward out there, even before this game. Maybe he’s just green.

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    114. 116 mb21 says:

      .333 BABIP for Marmol before tonight’s game. Despite that, he’s allowed the same OPS as he did in 2009.

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    115. 117 Steve Swisher says:

      Why did it change Pi-erre to “dying laughing”?

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    116. 118 bubblesdachimp says:

      [quote name=mb21]Not really. He’s know as a great defender. One inning doesn’t change that. But yeah, he shouldn’t play much at all. Pinch runner and defensive replacement.[/quote]
      Not a stat fag so pardon my ignorance but how much does a shitty arm make contribute to range? Any competent CF throws out runner at plate there?

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    117. 119 ACT says:

      [quote name=bubblesdachimp]Has Marmol been more hittable than normal this year??
      [/quote]He struck out 1 of the 4 batters he didn’t intentionally walk. That’s not bad. His strikeout rate is at his pre-2010 levels (which were insane).

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    118. 120 mb21 says:

      [quote name=josh]He’s looked nervous on defense. He’s made a good play here and there, but he looks awkward out there, even before this game. Maybe he’s just green.[/quote]He’s one of those guys that is going to make up for the occasional mistake with his tremendous range.

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    119. 121 bubblesdachimp says:

      [quote name=mb21].333 BABIP for Marmol before tonight’s game. Despite that, he’s allowed the same OPS as he did in 2009.[/quote]
      So he is walking less than?

      Also just want to say this but Matt Price would have gotten out of that.. ANd Michael Roth would have never given upa hit to begin with?

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    120. 122 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Steve Swisher]Why did it change Pi-erre to “dying laughing”?[/quote]Pi-erre was l-ol’d earlier this week.

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    121. 123 GBTS says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      He is so fucking fast.

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    122. 124 mb21 says:

      Wow. Dude can run.

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    123. 125 bubblesdachimp says:

      he needs to steal some bases here…

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    124. 126 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]He’s one of those guys that is going to make up for the occasional mistake with his tremendous range.[/quote]I’m thinking about that throw too. He had time to make it but he winged a bad throw, in eagerness, perhaps.

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    125. 127 mb21 says:

      Fastest guy on the planet on 1st base. Let’s bunt.

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    126. 128 GBTS says:

      Not fast enough to let him steal though.

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    127. 129 bubblesdachimp says:

      i think i let campana try to steal there before i give up an out…

      Just a thought. Kid is quick

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    128. 130 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]Fastest guy on the planet on 1st base. Let’s bunt.[/quote]I set up a webcam at MO’s house:

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    129. 131 mb21 says:

      If you can’t steal a base with Tony fucking Campana’s speed, you deserve to lose every game you play. Ever.

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    130. 132 binky says:

      Have him steal home. Screw it.

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    131. 133 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]If you can’t steal a base with Tony fucking Campana’s speed, you deserve to lose every game you play. Ever.[/quote]Now you’re probably going to show me some faggy stats that say it’s better to only have one out in this situation than two.

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    132. 134 mb21 says:

      I was thinking the same thing, Josh.

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    133. 135 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]Fastest guy on the planet on 1st base. Let’s bunt.[/quote]Exactly. So. Fucking. Dumb.

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    134. 136 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      Win!

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    135. 137 bubblesdachimp says:

      ARAMIS!!!!!

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    136. 138 mb21 says:

      Why is everyone all excited? They just lost a game in the standings. This is a weird team.

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    137. 139 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Rodrigo!

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    138. 140 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Mish just lost his t-shirt.

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    139. 141 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Exactly. So. Fucking. Dumb.[/quote]
      Shut you right up.

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    140. 142 bubblesdachimp says:

      [quote name=josh]Have him steal home.Lets See What Happens[/quote]Fixed your post.. Was gonna post that a second ago

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    141. 143 ACT says:

      Marmol wins!

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    142. 144 GBTS says:

      Campana probably scores from first on that ball.

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    143. 145 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]Why is everyone all excited? They just lost a game in the standings. This is a weird team.[/quote]
      They’re tied with KC now for #2.

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    144. 146 mb21 says:

      If I ran this team I’d send Ramirez home and not allow him to have dinner for a week. Tony Campana got a gold sticker in the top of the 9th and then I took it away with that shit in the bottom half.

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    145. 147 ACT says:

      [quote name=mb21]If you can’t steal a base with Tony fucking Campana’s speed, you deserve to lose every game you play. Ever.[/quote]Catcher supposedly has a great arm. Pitcher has a quick slide step. I don’t blame them for not running here.

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    146. 148 binky says:

      [quote name=mb21]Why is everyone all excited? They just lost a game in the standings. This is a weird team.[/quote]Frenchy wore the golden sombrero, helping the Royals gain in the standings.

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    147. 149 mb21 says:

      [quote name=ACT]Catcher supposedly has a great arm. Pitcher has a quick slide step. I don’t blame them for not running here.[/quote]But isn’t that Campana’s job on this team? Get himself into scoring position? If you’re just going to bunt him over, what purpose does he serve on the team?

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    148. 150 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Evil triumphs because bunting is dumb.

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    149. 151 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]But isn’t that Campana’s job on this team? Get himself into scoring position? If you’re just going to bunt him over, what purpose does he serve on the team?[/quote]Designated Phony Hustle Guy

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    150. 152 ACT says:

      [quote name=mb21]But isn’t that Campana’s job on this team? Get himself into scoring position? If you’re just going to bunt him over, what purpose does he serve on the team?[/quote]He was brought in as a defensive substitution.

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    151. 153 binky says:

      Let Campy steal and put the hit and run on. Isn’t Reed a good contact guy?

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    152. 154 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Evil triumphs because bunting is dumb.[/quote]

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    153. 155 mb21 says:

      I don’t mind bunting like MO does, but I really didn’t like it in that situation. I at least see if I can get the pitcher to make some throws to first and focus too much on the baserunner so that he loses his focus on the hitter. Hit and run would have been better than a bunt in that situation in my opinion.

      If you have Reed Johnson on 1st, bunt. That would make sense.

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    154. 156 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      RC wins the thread.

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    155. 157 ACT says:

      Demp’s ERA is under 5! Hoorah!

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    156. 158 ACT says:

      Marmol had a (marginally) positive WPA tonight. One more reason why save/blown save is not such a hot stat.

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    157. 159 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=ACT]Marmol had a (marginally) positive WPA tonight. One more reason why save/blown save is not such a hot stat.[/quote]Yeah, way too much noise there. Not enough accounting for the shit Speedy McSlappy pulled.

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    158. 160 Rice Cube says:

      Levine’s rapid reaction recap only made mention of the fact that Marmol blew the save, but nothing about Campana royally fucking everything up.

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    159. 161 Rice Cube says:

      http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=16430039

      Somewhere in there a “fail” should be flashing.

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    160. 162 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Levine’s rapid reaction recap only made mention of the fact that Marmol blew the save, but nothing about Campana royally fucking everything up.[/quote]Well, that would really get in the way of the narrative.

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    161. 163 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Rogers says Hendry is a “lame duck” GM. Although he gives absolutely no sense of where he got that idea from…

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    162. 164 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Rogers says Hendry is a “lame duck” GM. Although he gives absolutely no sense of where he got that idea from…[/quote]
      Those anonymous sources are unimpeachable

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    163. 165 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Rogers says Hendry is a “lame duck” GM. Although he gives absolutely no sense of where he got that idea from…[/quote]
      One of them Yellon sources, right.

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    164. 166 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Those anonymous sources are unimpeachable[/quote][quote name=Rice Cube]One of them Yellon sources, right.[/quote]
      Berselius —–>

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    165. 167 Berselius says:

      Someone needs to tell Rodrigo that we’re trying to lose games, here.

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    166. 168 Rice Cube says:

      33-48…that’s a 66-96 pace, which sounds like 2006, right?

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    167. 169 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      BTW, Campana made a throw yesterday that was every bit as bad as the one today.

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    168. 171 ACT says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Yeah, way too much noise there. Not enough accounting for the shit Speedy McSlappy pulled.[/quote]Yes. My point is that Marm, overall did about what’ you’d expect: give up the inherited runner. It’s not a meltdown, especially when you consider that his defense let him down.

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    169. 173 Aisle424 says:

      “We’re not only going to have to pitch this year, we’re going to have to pitch next year,” Hendry said. “It’s very hard to replace quality pitchers. Everybody understands that.”

      Yes, Jim, everybody understands that. That is why teams clear out their farm systems for actual good pitchers when the games mean something. Fuck me, I hate this fucking team.

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    170. 174 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]Yes, Jim, everybody understands that. That is why teams clear out their farm systems for actual good pitchers when the games mean something. Fuck me, I hate this fucking team.[/quote]I get more discouraged every time he or the shiny-pated bunt fetishist open their festering gobs.

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    171. 175 Rice Cube says:

      Sorry you didn’t see a perfect game, Aisle-y. At least you enjoyed a meaningless walkoff win celebration.

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    172. 176 Aisle424 says:

      I still can’t fucking believe how useless Campana is. He had zero chance of catching that ball and he could have cut it off easily if he takes a better route and Burrell is still on 1st.

      Then I doubt Dempster comes out and we’d see how that would have played out, but Campana fucked that up royally. Then that throw was Pi-erre-esque. Reed in center and Montanez in LF would have been the better alignment, but Quade likes his fucking gritty gamers.

      I don’t even want to start in on why Reed was bunting on the first fucking pitch after Campana lucked his way on base. The Giants should feel very, very bad about themselves for losing this game.

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    173. 177 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]I still can’t fucking believe how useless Campana is. He had zero chance of catching that ball and he could have cut it off easily if he takes a better route and Burrell is still on 1st.

      Then I doubt Dempster comes out and we’d see how that would have played out, but Campana fucked that up royally. Then that throw was Pi-erre-esque. Reed in center and Montanez in LF would have been the better alignment, but Quade likes his fucking gritty gamers.

      I don’t even want to start in on why Reed was bunting on the first fucking pitch after Campana lucked his way on base. The Giants should feel very, very bad about themselves for losing this game.[/quote]Hear, hear. And worth noting that’s two games in a row where Campana has made an entirely incompetent throw. That throw made (dying laughing) look like Roberto Clemente.

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    174. 178 Rice Cube says:

      I must have blocked Campana’s throw yesterday from my memory…and I was at the damned game (dying laughing)

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    175. 179 Rice Cube says:

      Though Dempster failed to get the win, he was utterly dominant. Dempster retired 20 straight batters at one point but was pulled after giving a double to Pat Burrell to lead off the ninth. Burrell ended up scoring to tie the game, but the Cubs pulled out the win when Aramis Ramirez singled in Tony Campana in the bottom half of the inning.

      Are you fucking kidding me? It’s like he was just reading the play-by-play without actually watching the game.

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    176. 180 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Are you fucking kidding me? It’s like he was just reading the play-by-play without actually watching the game.[/quote]You’re just not going to get a beat guy in this town to criticize a player like Campana.

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    177. 182 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]You’re just not going to get a beat guy in this town to criticize a player like Campana.[/quote]
      I assumed that was Al. Not enough commas, I guess.

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    178. 183 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]I assumed that was Al. Not enough commas, I guess.[/quote]
      It might as well have been. Plus every other fan who thinks Camlana is the second coming of Jesus and Soriano is the Devil.

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    179. 185 Mish says:

      Mish —–> no OV shirt

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    180. 186 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

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    181. 187 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

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    182. 188 Mish says:

      ^^ (dying laughing)

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    183. 189 cdw says:

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    184. 190 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      I’ll be really disappointed if you guys don’t get this joke.

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    185. 191 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=cdw][/quote]
      Excellent. Let me post this so you can all play.

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    186. 192 Aisle424 says:

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    187. 193 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]I’ll be really disappointed if you guys don’t get this joke.

      [/quote]
      When did Josh Hamilton have a kid?

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    188. 194 binky says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]I’ll be really disappointed if you guys don’t get this joke.

      [/quote]…Paul Atreides?

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    189. 196 binky says:

      The worm IS the spice….the spice IS the worm.

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    190. 197 mb21 says:

      new shit

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