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    Dodgers wOBA wRC RS Cubs wOBA wRC RS
    Jamey Carroll .306 .42 -.02 Kosuke Fukudome .342 .56 -.06
    Casey Blake .321 .47 -.01 Darwin Barney .293 .36 .03
    Andre Ethier .368 .62 -.01 Starlin Castro .332 .50 -.03
    Matt Kemp .342 .52 -.02 Aramis Ramirez .350 .54 -.03
    Juan Uribe .326 .45 .01 Carlos Pena .378 .62 -.01
    James Loney .335 .46 .00 Marlon Byrd .338 .48 -.01
    Jerry Sands .282 .28 .00 Alfonso Soriano .339 .46 -.10
    A.J. Ellis .310 .36 -.04 Geovany Soto .362 .52 .00
    Chad Billingsley .175 .00 .00 Casey Coleman .175 .00 .00
    3.6 -.1 4.1 -.2

     

    Starting Pitcher IP/GS FIP
    Chad Billingsley 6.28 3.30
    Casey Coleman 5.49 5.14
    Bullpens xFIP
    Dodgers 4.39
    Cubs 3.84

    Score: Dodgers 4.7, Cubs 3.9
    Win Probability: 45.4%


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    1. 1 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=mb21]game thread is up: http://www.obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/games/dodgers-at-cubs-4-22-2010.html/quoteIs the game thread up?

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    2. 2 mb21 says:

      Is that like a question?

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    3. 3 AndCounting says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Is the game thread up?[/quote]Who owns it?

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    4. 4 Rice Cube says:

      Score: Dodgers 4.7, Cubs 3.9
      Win Probability: 45.4%

      This seems high.

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    5. 5 mb21 says:

      [quote name=AndCounting]Who owns it?[/quote]Mike Leake thinks he does.

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    6. 6 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      Thank God you finally banned Andy Dalton. Can he still -faget point us?

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    7. 7 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      Andy Dalton sucks and shouldn’t be picked before No. 45.

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    8. 8 Mucker says:

      Dalton got banned? I didn’t think people got banned here. Someone channeling their inner Al?

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    9. 9 Mish says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Is the game thread up?[/quote]www.isthegamethreadup.com

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    10. 10 Doogolas says:

      Just so everybody knows:

      Castro is a free-swinger, taking a cut at about 4% more pitches than league average, but he’s improved his pitch recognition from last season. In 2010, Castro was swinging at 32% of pitches outside the zone (3% worse than average), and this season he’s cut that down to 29.5%. While not a huge change, it’s a small step in the right direction and gives hope that Castro might learn to increase his low walk rate (3.6% BB%) going forward.

      So, yeah, Castro owns life. :)

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    11. 11 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Mish]www.isthegamethreadup.com[/quote]It’s so easy.

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    12. 12 James Doakes says:

      Surprise, motha fucka!

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    13. 13 Mucker says:

      [quote name=James Doakes]Surprise, motha fucka![/quote](dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    14. 14 mb21 says:

      Cubs lose

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    15. 15 Mucker says:

      [quote name=mb21]Cubs lose[/quote]What happen, the game start?

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    16. 16 mb21 says:

      It’s starting right now, Muck. I was just beating everyone else to it today. (dying laughing)

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    17. 17 Mucker says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s starting right now, Muck. I was just beating everyone else to it today. (dying laughing)[/quote](dying laughing) That’s what I figured.

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    18. 18 Mucker says:

      Pena has 1 extra base hit all season? That’s terrible.

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    19. 19 Mish says:

      Walk the first batter..lets see what happens

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    20. 20 James Doakes says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s starting right now, Muck. I was just beating everyone else to it today. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      Stat geek my ass. Fuckin’ weirdo.

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    21. 21 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Muck Muckintuck]Pena has 1 extra base hit all season? That’s terrible.[/quote]He’s been awful and it has nothing to do with BABIP either.

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    22. 22 Mucker says:

      [quote name=mb21]He’s been awful and it has nothing to do with BABIP either.[/quote]I know it’s early still but damn.

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    23. 23 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Muck Muckintuck]I know it’s early still but damn.[/quote]It’s starting to seem like last year wasn’t so much a down year and that perhaps we shouldn’t be expecting him to rebound much. I still think it’s too early for that, but he’s sucked for a long time now.

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    24. 24 Rice Cube says:

      Anyone figure out “nasty factor” on Gameday yet?

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    25. 25 Cliffy says:

      Anyody else like the way Coleman pitches? It seems like he has good make up for a pitcher.

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    26. 26 Horny Goat says:

      did y’all see Kemp’s walk-off yesterday? do it.

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    27. 27 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Cliffy]Anyody else like the way Coleman pitches? It seems like he has good make up for a pitcher.[/quote]
      He’s a third generation MLBer, so part of it is genetic.

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    28. 28 Rice Cube says:

      Of course if he’d stop walking people…

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    29. 29 Horny Goat says:

      you need to hear the whole thing with scully

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    30. 30 Rice Cube says:

      Ewwww hanging curveball.

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    31. 31 mb21 says:

      I thought I read something about the Nasty Factor and it’s fairly useless. I’ll look around.

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    32. 32 Rice Cube says:

      Wow. A strikeout.

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    33. 33 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Cliffy]Anyody else like the way Coleman pitches? It seems like he has good make up for a pitcher.[/quote]I think there’s some potential there. I thin he’s more than capable of being at the back of the rotation and providing some value for awhile.

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    34. 34 Cliffy says:

      Would you rather have had Casey Colemman or Carlos Silva pitching?

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    35. 35 Suburban kid says:

      Way to pitch 65 pitches in one inning and give up no runs!

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    36. 36 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Cliffy]Would you rather have had Casey Colemman or Carlos Silva pitching?[/quote]Casey Coleman easily

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    37. 37 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Way to pitch 65 pitches in one inning and give up no runs![/quote]It’s worked for Carlos Zambrano for 3 years. (dying laughing)

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    38. 38 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s worked for Carlos Zambrano for 3 years. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      Z = workhorse

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    39. 39 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Way to pitch 65 pitches in one inning and give up no runs![/quote]
      31. nice snark

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    40. 40 Rice Cube says:

      The Cubs are tops in the majors in K/9 at 8.94, but 3rd worst in BB/9 at 3.99. Lots of Ks and lots of BBs would add up to a shitload of pitches thrown.

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    41. 41 Suburban kid says:

      Dodgers announcer: “Castro will make errors because of his flashiness.”

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    42. 42 Rice Cube says:

      Why didn’t Kosuke swing at anything? Is the strike zone that bad?

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    43. 43 Mucker says:

      If this was a team like 08, I’d be more excited about Barney because he would have been extra production in the 8th slot. But since they suck and he’s batting 2nd, I can’t get to excited.

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    44. 44 Suburban kid says:

      Since last year’s ASG, no one in the league has more hits than, um, Cassie.

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    45. 45 Horny Goat says:

      Nice eye Cassie

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    46. 46 Lukas says:

      I like that patience from Castro there.

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    47. 47 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Why didn’t Kosuke swing at anything? Is the strike zone that bad?[/quote]Strike three was right down the middle. He wasn’t expecting a strike, I guess.

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    48. 48 Rice Cube says:

      Coleman = 31 pitches
      Billingsley = 15 pitches

      Hmm.

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    49. 49 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Strike three was right down the middle. He wasn’t expecting a strike, I guess.[/quote]
      Brenly said he was thinking too much when he really meant guessing.

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    50. 50 Lukas says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Brenly said he was thinking too much when he really meant guessing.[/quote]
      It seemed like Dome realized Billingsley was working fast, so he was trying to get him to throw more pitches. It backfired on him. (dying laughing)

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    51. 51 Rice Cube says:

      And now the Cubs fans are cursing Fukudome because of his overpatience. It’s a way of [L]ife.

      I’m not really cursing him, just surprised that he didn’t swing at a meatball.

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    52. 52 Mucker says:

      Gameday sucks this year. The ball/strike system is terrible. The show strikes as balls and balls as strikes.

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    53. 53 mb21 says:

      Why did I never notice Castro’s open stance this season? We’re almost a month into the season and I notice Castro is now rocking the Derrek Lee stance. (dying laughing)

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    54. 54 Mucker says:

      Isn’t it time to put Soriano 5th and move Pena down?

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    55. 55 Horny Goat says:

      Hasn’t Kosuke gone down looking more than any other cub the last few years?

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    56. 56 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Hasn’t Kosuke gone down looking more than any other cub the last few years?[/quote]
      Except maybe Soto.

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    57. 57 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Muck Muckintuck]Gameday sucks this year. The ball/strike system is terrible. The show strikes as balls and balls as strikes.[/quote]I hate the new one. Every time I see a pitch coming from just under the scoreboard I get pissed. Then I notice that the batter is as tall as the scoreboard.

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    58. 58 Cliffy says:

      Only 8 pitches that inning for Coleman, thats more like it.

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    59. 59 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Why did I never notice Castro’s open stance this season? We’re almost a month into the season and I notice Castro is now rocking the Derrek Lee stance. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      get your head out of the spread sheets and watch the games (dying laughing)

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    60. 60 mb21 says:

      Was Castro’s new stance discussed in spring training and I just missed it? Seems odd such a change would have been made after a successful season, but it’s working so far.

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    61. 61 Horny Goat says:

      you can switch to the old gameday

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    62. 62 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]get your head out of the spread sheets and watch the games (dying laughing)[/quote](dying laughing) I never heard about it. I didn’t see anybody mention it and I didn’t notice it until today. Weird.

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    63. 63 Mucker says:

      [quote name=mb21]I hate the new one. Every time I see a pitch coming from just under the scoreboard I get pissed. Then I notice that the batter is as tall as the scoreboard.[/quote]It’s kind of cool that they show the stadium but the functionality of it is terrible.

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    64. 64 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]you can switch to the old gameday[/quote]I always do.

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    65. 65 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]you can switch to the old gameday[/quote]
      Oooh, how?

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    66. 66 Rice Cube says:

      Oh duh. Gameday classic. Derp.

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    67. 67 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Hasn’t Kosuke gone down looking more than any other cub the last few years?[/quote]
      Well it’s harder when you don’t look.

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    68. 68 Rice Cube says:

      The classic Gameday is better because it allows you to check the pitches in previous at-bats. When I checked Kosuke’s just now it seemed that strikes 2 and 3 were very borderline but he probably still should’ve swung if they were that close.

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    69. 69 Suburban kid says:

      Marlon Byrd is 10 pounds heavier this year. How come we haven’t discussed that?

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    70. 70 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Marlon Byrd is 10 pounds heavier this year. How come we haven’t discussed that?[/quote]
      Because it’s all heart.

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    71. 71 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]I hate the new one. Every time I see a pitch coming from just under the scoreboard I get pissed. Then I notice that the batter is as tall as the scoreboard.[/quote]
      I’m not a fan of how mlb audio is automatically integrated into it. I’ve always used Yahoo to keep tabs on a game. Plus you get the in-gameday ads that are annoying. You can detach the audio but more clicks = annoying. IIRC it also doesn’t turn off the audio when you launch mlb.tv from it.

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    72. 72 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Marlon Byrd is 10 pounds heavier this year. How come we haven’t discussed that?[/quote]
      Because we’re not TMZ?

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    73. 73 Horny Goat says:

      god, Soriano has no speed at all anymore, or maybe just lazy (dying laughing)

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    74. 74 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Marlon Byrd is 10 pounds heavier this year. How come we haven’t discussed that?[/quote]Considering how well I notice things, I would have noticed his weight gain in 3 years.

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    75. 75 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Because we’re not TMZ?[/quote](dying laughing)

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    76. 76 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]Considering how well I notice things, I would have noticed his weight gain in 3 years.[/quote]
      Hey, did you see Soto’s recent weight loss? It was right before the 2008 season (dying laughing)

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    77. 77 Cliffy says:

      Has anyone else noticed Soriano has developed Ernie Banks ass.

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    78. 78 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Berselius]more clicks = annoying. [/quote]It was better when Ronald Reagan faked the PBP from the studio on WHO.

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    79. 79 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Marlon Byrd is 10 pounds heavier this year. How come we haven’t discussed that?[/quote]
      we don’t discuss great big fat persons.

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    80. 80 Suburban kid says:

      Dodgers broadcasters ripping Soriano for not hustling.

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    81. 81 Cliffy says:

      Nice play by Barwin Darney.

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    82. 82 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]It was better when Ronald Reagan faked the PBP from the studio on WHO.[/quote]
      Vaudeville was good times too.

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    83. 83 Rice Cube says:

      There goes the no-hitter.

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    84. 84 Lukas says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Dodgers broadcasters ripping Soriano for not hustling.[/quote]
      It’s ok the Cubs fans were probably booing him anyway.

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    85. 85 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Vaudeville was good times too.[/quote]I preferred the minstrel shows.

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    86. 86 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Lukas]It’s ok the Cubs fans were probably booing him anyway.[/quote]I think that’s what tipped them off.

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    87. 87 Horny Goat says:

      odds of scoring here—–> 100%

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    88. 88 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]odds of scoring here—–> 100%[/quote]
      This must be from a run expectancy table specially tailored for the Cubs.

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    89. 89 Xoomwaffle says:

      The Nasty Factor evaluates several properties of each pitch, and rates the “nastiness” of the pitch on a scale from 0-100, based in part on the success or failure of opposing hitters against previous similar pitches. The Nasty Factor incorporates several different factors for each pitch, including: Velocity — The greater the pitch’s velocity — as compared to that pitcher’s and the league’s range of speed for that pitch type — the greater the nastiness; Sequence — The more the pitcher mixes up his pitches, the greater the nastiness… and certain pitch sequences are nastier than others, too; Location — The closer to the edges of the strike zone is, the greater the nastiness, while pitches closer to the middle of the plate, and farther away outside the strike zone, decrease in nastiness; Movement — The more movement the pitcher applies to the pitch — as compared to that pitcher’s and the league’s range of movement for that pitch type — the greater the nastiness. The Nasty Factor also adjusts for how often the pitcher has faced the current batter during the game, as well as how often he has used the same pitch type against the same batter in the current at-bat and previously in the game.

      This is all I keep finding on Nasty Factor. I have not seen anywhere where they attach number to these.

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    90. 90 Suburban kid says:

      RF bleachers —————————> totally empty.

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    91. 91 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Xoomwaffle]This is all I keep finding on Nasty Factor. I have not seen anywhere where they attach number to these.[/quote]
      Where is this from? Is it one of those bullshit Carson Cistulli creations?

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    92. 92 Suburban kid says:

      61 pitches

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    93. 93 Mucker says:

      [quote name=Xoomwaffle]This is all I keep finding on Nasty Factor. I have not seen anywhere where they attach number to these.[/quote]It’s on Gameday where they show the result, pitch speed, pitch type, and NF(nasty factor)

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    94. 94 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]RF bleacher boxes —————————> totally empty.[/quote]
      they usually are pretty empty

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    95. 95 Mucker says:

      According to gameday, the strike zone is only about 2 inches.

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    96. 96 Horny Goat says:

      Coleman has good shit but location and pitch selection is…iffy

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    97. 97 mb21 says:

      Here are some gifs of Felix Hernandez and his nastiness factor for each of them: http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2011/4/22/2127068/felix-hernandez-seattle-mariners-pitches

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    98. 98 Xoomwaffle says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Where is this from? Is it one of those bullshit Carson Cistulli creations?[/quote]
      It’s just from mlb.com’s gameday feature explanation.

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    99. 99 Horny Goat says:

      has there been good weather in wrigley yet this year? (dying laughing)

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    100. 100 Suburban kid says:

      Coleman’s got nuthin’

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    101. 101 Horny Goat says:

      bring in Marm

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    102. 102 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Coleman’s got nuthin’[/quote]i.e., Doogolas = Correct.

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    103. 103 GBTS says:

      I miss Ron.

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    104. 104 Berselius says:

      I’m guessing Samardzija is his relief today

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    105. 105 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]bring in Marm[/quote]

      Way to leverage your relievers, HG.

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    106. 106 Horny Goat says:

      Brenly making excuse for Coleman. Z didn’t have a problem in cold weather.

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    107. 107 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=GBTS]I miss Ron.[/quote]Yeah me too

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    108. 108 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing), nope it’s Stevens

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    109. 109 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Brenly making excuse for Coleman. Z didn’t have a problem in cold weather.[/quote]
      It was colder for Z’s start.

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    110. 110 Suburban kid says:

      Although, I wouldn’t want to hear Ron’s call of this inning. (dying laughing)

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    111. 111 GBTS says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Although, I wouldn’t want to hear Ron’s call of this inning. (dying laughing)[/quote](dying laughing) I totally would.

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    112. 112 mb21 says:

      It doesn’t really matter who comes in. If I was Quade I’d just have various position players pitch today. Next inning it’s Ramirez then Soriano, Castro, Pena, and just for fun, in the 9th, Soto pitches to Soto. Good times. I’d keep watching if they did that.

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    113. 113 mb21 says:

      (dying laughing) 50th pitch this inning.

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    114. 114 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=GBTS](dying laughing) I totally would.[/quote]Jeez!

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    115. 115 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]It doesn’t really matter who comes in. If I was Quade I’d just have various position players pitch today. Next inning it’s Ramirez then Soriano, Castro, Pena, and just for fun, in the 9th, Soto pitches to Soto. Good times. I’d keep watching if they did that.[/quote]
      If they cloned Soto they could have them morooning at both C and 1B. I am in favor of this idea.

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    116. 116 Berselius says:

      berselius out, fuckfaces

      /not a True Fan

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    117. 117 Suburban kid says:

      With such a small crowd, you can hear the individual boos of various fans.

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    118. 118 Xoomwaffle says:

      [quote name=mb21](dying laughing) 50th pitch this inning.[/quote]
      89 90 pitches for 2.2 innings…

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    119. 119 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

      Chad Billingsley doesn’t need no DH.

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    120. 120 Horny Goat says:

      51 pitches this inning!

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    121. 121 Lukas says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]With such a small crowd, you can hear the individual boos of various fans.[/quote]
      Hopefully that makes those people feel even dumber when they realize their the only one booing in the section (dying laughing)

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    122. 122 Corms says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]has there been good weather in wrigley yet this year? (dying laughing)[/quote]Sure, once or twice when the Cubs were on the road.

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    123. 123 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]With such a small crowd, you can hear the individual boos of various fans.[/quote]It’s also easier to spot Al’s stupid white hat up in the corner.

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    124. 124 Corms says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]It was colder for Z’s start.[/quote]Well he’s from Venezuela so he’s used to it.

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    125. 125 mb21 says:

      What the fuck? Some dude just emailed Len and Bob asking them to email him a slice of pizza. That’s not even funny.

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    126. 126 Suburban kid says:

      Ramirez never dives.

      Except when he wants to stop a terrible inning.

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    127. 127 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]It’s also easier to spot Al’s stupid white hat up in the corner.[/quote]how do you know he wears a white hat?

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    128. 128 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Ramirez never dives.

      Except when he wants to stop a terrible inning.[/quote]So that’s why I’ve seen him dive so often in a Cubs uniform.

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    129. 129 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=mb21]What the fuck? Some dude just emailed Len and Bob asking them to email him a slice of pizza. That’s not even funny.[/quote]Was it Nathan H.? I telling you, 12 years old.

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    130. 130 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]how do you know he wears a white hat?[/quote]
      Methunk that was what he wears in the forestgif.

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    131. 131 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]What the fuck? Some dude just emailed Len and Bob asking them to email him a slice of pizza. That’s not even funny.[/quote]
      He should have told them to fax it instead (dying laughing)

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    132. 132 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Was it Nathan H.? I telling you, 12 years old.[/quote]Nathan H would think you’re a fun-sucker.

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    133. 133 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=mb21]how do you know he wears a white hat?[/quote]There’s an Al-shaped blob in the corner with a Cubbie blue jacket and a white hat.

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    134. 134 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]He should have told them to fax it instead (dying laughing)[/quote]Bob said they could fax it. It might have been amusing if the whole thing didn’t start because some dumbass asked Len and Bob to email them a slice of pizza.

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    135. 135 Horny Goat says:

      looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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    136. 136 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]There’s an Al-shaped blob in the corner with a Cubbie blue jacket and a white hat.[/quote]He has his own shape? (dying laughing)

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    137. 137 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.[/quote]You’ll be glad to hear there’s never a bad week to start sniffing glue.

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    138. 138 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Nathan H would think you’re a fun-sucker.[/quote]
      the cubs are fun-suckers.

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    139. 139 Rice Cube says:

      Jeff Stevens doesn’t know what he’s doing in the batter’s box.

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    140. 140 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=mb21]He has his own shape? (dying laughing)[/quote]Somewhat gnome-like. Kinda pointy toward the top.

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    141. 141 Suburban kid says:

      Speaking of pointy at the top, the Cubs really need to change the shape and color of the rain ponchos they sell. There’s a Klansman sitting right behind home plate.

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    142. 142 Horny Goat says:

      Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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    143. 143 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Speaking of pointy at the top, the Cubs really need to change the shape and color of the rain ponchos they sell. There’s a Klansman sitting right behind home plate.[/quote]That’s Tom Ricketts.

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    144. 144 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Speaking of pointy at the top, the Cubs really need to change the shape and color of the rain ponchos they sell. There’s a Klansman sitting right behind home plate.[/quote]
      those should only be sold in the bleachers.

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    145. 145 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.[/quote]You’re in luck. Every week is the right week to start again.

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    146. 146 Suburban kid says:

      Cubs seem to be getting no hit here.

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    147. 147 Horny Goat says:

      Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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    148. 148 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=mb21]You’re in luck. Every week is the right week to start again.[/quote]
      Spoken like a true ex-addict.

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    149. 149 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Cubs seem to be getting no hit here.[/quote]It’s exciting, isn’t it?

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    150. 150 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Jame Gumb]Spoken like a true ex-addict.[/quote]I’d forgotten about ex-addict.

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    151. 151 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Coleman’s got nuthin’[/quote]
      Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.

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    152. 152 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.[/quote]“Well Casey, at least you’re not as putrid as James Russell.”

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    153. 153 Horny Goat says:

      This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever…

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    154. 154 Horny Goat says:

      I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

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    155. 155 Horny Goat says:

      Johnny, how ’bout some more coffee?

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    156. 156 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’d forgotten about ex-addict.[/quote]
      He must have missed the class on addiction when he was taking the short bus to a nearby college for math.

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    157. 157 Dr. Aneus Taint says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Johnny, how ’bout some more coffee?[/quote]
      No thanks.

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    158. 158 mb21 says:

      Uribe always seems to kill the Cubs.

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    159. 159 Horny Goat says:

      Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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    160. 160 Lukas says:

      [quote name=mb21]Uribe always seems to kill the Cubs.[/quote]
      Who doesn’t (dying laughing)

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    161. 161 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21](Insert non-Cubs player here) always seems to kill the Cubs.[/quote]
      Better.

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    162. 162 Xoomwaffle says:

      I want to make a confession:

      Jeff Stevens, James Russel, Jeff Gray, Justin Berg, and Casey Coleman are the same person in my head.

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    163. 163 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Xoomwaffle]I want to make a confession:

      Jeff Stevens, James Russel, Jeff Gray, Justin Berg, and Casey Coleman are the same person in my head.[/quote]
      Russell is left-handed.

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    164. 164 Xoomwaffle says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Russell is left-handed.[/quote]
      Shows how much attention I pay…

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    165. 165 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=mb21]Cubs lose[/quote]Hilarious. Good luck with your blog.

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    166. 166 Horny Goat says:

      rally!

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    167. 167 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Xoomwaffle]I want to make a confession:

      Jeff Stevens, James Russel, Jeff Gray, Justin Berg, and Casey Coleman are the same person in my head.[/quote]I almost ran a fan poll combining all of them into one person last year.

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    168. 168 Rice Cube says:

      Well fuck. There goes the other no-hitter.

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    169. 169 mb21 says:

      I’m surprised Pena isn’t being booed every time he doesn’t hit a home run.

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    170. 170 Rice Cube says:

      Is it like a reverse TOOTBLAN if Marlon Byrd doesn’t get to second base on a passed ball?

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    171. 171 Rice Cube says:

      Soto doesn’t like basestealers.

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    172. 172 Horny Goat says:

      that was a strike (dying laughing)

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    173. 173 Horny Goat says:

      Dodgers don’t score!

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    174. 174 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Is it like a reverse TOOTBLAN if Marlon Byrd doesn’t get to second base on a passed ball?[/quote]
      Did the ball bounce weird or something? I can’t imagine any reason why Ramirez could score but Byrd couldn’t take an extra base, unless Byrd didn’t know the pitch got away or slipped or was picking his nose.

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    175. 175 Horny Goat says:

      rally!!

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    176. 176 Rice Cube says:

      Got something brewing with two outs…

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    177. 177 Rice Cube says:

      Ah nuts.

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    178. 178 Rice Cube says:

      Kosuke’s OBP is Bonds-ian.

      Too bad all he hits are singles for now (dying laughing)

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    179. 179 Horny Goat says:

      8 walks for CHC pitching.

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    180. 180 Horny Goat says:

      9

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    181. 181 Horny Goat says:

      10

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    182. 182 fight2win says:

      Hi!
      My name is Jeff Stevens! You may remember me from such situations as Walking the pitcher and 32foot curveball allstars!

      Where is Brian Schlitter when you need him!?

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    183. 183 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=fight2win]
      Where is Brian Schlitter when you need him!?[/quote]

      He’s in the john, taking a Schlitt.

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    184. 184 fight2win says:

      I think Quade just destroyed whatevers left of Steven’s arm

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    185. 185 Horny Goat says:

      170+ pitches between Coleman and Stevens in 6 innings.

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    186. 186 Lukas says:

      holy shit! almost 90 pitches for stevens. (dying laughing)

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    187. 187 Horny Goat says:

      no bobblehead day for Jeff Stevens.

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    188. 188 Corms says:

      So that’s what, about 180 pitches to get through 6 innings?

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    189. 189 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]no bobblehead day for Jeff Stevens.[/quote]
      They should bobble his arm instead. It’s probably Jello by now.

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    190. 190 fight2win says:

      So Carlos Pena…

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    191. 191 Horny Goat says:

      rally!!!

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    192. 192 Rice Cube says:

      Geo can’t buy a hit :-(

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    193. 193 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]170+ pitches between Coleman and Stevens in 6 innings.[/quote]
      Let’s see what happens.

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    194. 194 Rice Cube says:

      HG, now we have a rally (dying laughing)

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    195. 195 Horny Goat says:

      rally!!!!

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    196. 196 Horny Goat says:

      alright! 7 to tie, 8 to win.

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    197. 197 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]alright! 7 to tie, 8 to win.[/quote]
      Last year’s team would have folded right there, but this year’s team will score at least another run.

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    198. 198 Corms says:

      Note to Starlin: Don’t dive into first.

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    199. 199 melissa says:

      4 straight singles, there’s just no quit in this team.

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    200. 200 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Last year’s team would have folded right there, but this year’s team will score at least another run.[/quote]
      It’s gonna happen

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    201. 201 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]4 straight singles, there’s just no quit in this team.[/quote]
      and you weren’t a Quade believer.

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    202. 202 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]and you weren’t aren’t a Quade believer.[/quote]
      /fixed

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    203. 203 Rice Cube says:

      Nowhere to put Pena…a grand slam would be nice.

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    204. 204 melissa says:

      [quote name=Corms]Note to Starlin: Don’t dive into first.[/quote]
      This. Leave that maneuver to the gritty white guys.

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    205. 205 Horny Goat says:

      don’t feed the birds

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    206. 206 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Nowhere to put Pena…a grand slam would be nice.[/quote]
      Or not.

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    207. 207 Horny Goat says:

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    208. 208 fight2win says:

      Headline on Cubs.com saying that the Cubs are undecided about who makes the next start has me thinking Mr. Stevens is getting sent down and Thomas Diamond is going to get a callup

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    209. 209 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=fight2win]Headline on Cubs.com saying that the Cubs are undecided about who makes the next start has me thinking Mr. Stevens is getting sent down and Thomas Diamond is going to get a callup[/quote]
      that sucks. Stevens was just getting into a groove.

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    210. 210 Rice Cube says:

      Good job by Koyie to work the pitcher (dying laughing)

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    211. 211 bubblesdachimp says:

      This team is not good at baseball

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    212. 212 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=melissa]This. Leave that maneuver to the gritty white guys.[/quote]And Jerry Hairston

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    213. 213 bubblesdachimp says:

      Bubbles wants to bring bjax up. The only thing buns is excited about is both cashner and wells threw today. I want to see cashner pitch again

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    214. 214 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=bubblesdachimp]This team sucks shrunken monkey balls[/quote].

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    215. 215 Rice Cube says:

      Mateo is falling apart!

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    216. 216 mb21 says:

      I haven’t been watching for awhile, but turn back just because. I want to add that Marcos Mateo sucks. He’s horrible.

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    217. 217 bubblesdachimp says:

      This bullpen is pretty miserable

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    218. 218 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=mb21]I haven’t been watching for awhile, but turn back just because. I want to add that Marcos Mateo sucks. He’s horrible.[/quote]
      Mateo is this year’s Caridad.

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    219. 219 bubblesdachimp says:

      [quote name=mb21]I haven’t been watching for awhile, but turn back just because. I want to add that Marcos Mateo sucks. He’s horrible.[/quote]
      I feel like I am not going to pass judgment on relievers who have been overworked like none other

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    220. 220 mb21 says:

      It’s not like Mateo has been worked that hard though. The problem is he comes in when the game sucks and can’t even get someone out. That’s not on Quade. That’s Mateo’s problem.

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    221. 221 Rice Cube says:

      I just saw the passed ball…it seems this game is so boring to the Gameday and scoreboard update people that they neglected to mention that Byrd actually made it to second base on the passed ball (hence my confusion) and they also didn’t state that Hill replaced Soto two innings ago.

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    222. 222 Suburban kid says:

      (dying laughing) at the Dodgers fans left in the park

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