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  • Chicago Cubs @ Arizona Diamondbacks (and Fish @ Melons, Pies @ Cucumbers, Cheesecakes @ Butternut Squash Soup)

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    Cubs wOBA wRC RS Diamondbacks wOBA wRC RS
    Kosuke Fukudome .343 .57 -.06 Chris Young .339 .56 .00
    Darwin Barney .293 .38 .03 Kelly Johnson .360 .62 -.01
    Starlin Castro .332 .51 -.03 Justin Upton .381 .68 .03
    Aramis Ramirez .350 .55 -.03 Stephen Drew .341 .52 -.01
    Jeff Baker .312 .41 -.01 Miguel Montero .339 .50 -.01
    Marlon Byrd .338 .49 -.01 Melvin Mora .313 .40 -.15
    Alfonso Soriano .282 .29 -.10 Russell Branyan .376 .59 -.01
    Geovany Soto .362 .53 -.01 Gerardo Parra .327 .42 -.03
    Carlos Zambrano .175 .00 .00 Armando Galarraga .175 .00 .00
    3.7 -.2 4.3 -.2

     

    Starting Pitcher IP/GS FIP
    Carlos Zambrano 5.81 3.92
    Armando Galarraga 5.83 5.19
    Bullpens xFIP
    Cubs 4.20
    Diamondbacks 3.45

    Score: Cubs 4.7, Diamondbacks 4.7
    Win Probability: 45.6%


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    1. 1 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Cubs lose.

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    2. 2 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Cubs lose.[/quote]
      Absolutely Correct

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    3. 3 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=melissa]Absolutely Correct[/quote]Is that like being correct in an absolute way?

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    4. 4 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Is that like being correct in an absolute way?[/quote]
      I can’t argue with you today.

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    5. 5 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=melissa]I can’t argue with you today.[/quote]Amusing…but wrong.

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    6. 6 melissa says:

      In the pre-game, Kap said he wrote a blog, “suggesting the Cubs move Starlin Castro to second base and put Darwin Barney, a natural shortstop, at short.”
      What the fuck is a “natural” shortstop and why wouldn’t Castro qualify as one as well? If he thinks Barney is a better defensive SS, then say so, he’s not somehow “naturally” more qualified to play there. I should have known better than to turn on Comcast before the game began.

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    7. 7 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Amusing…but wrong.[/quote]
      Nice Snark.

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    8. 8 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=melissa]In the pre-game, Kap said he wrote a blog, “suggesting the Cubs move Starlin Castro to second base and put Darwin Barney, a natural shortstop, at short.”
      What the fuck is a “natural” shortstop and why wouldn’t Castro qualify as one as well? If he thinks Barney is a better defensive SS, then say so, he’s not somehow “naturally” more qualified to play there. I should have known better than to turn on Comcast before the game began.[/quote]
      Great. The Brenly-Kap-FPM Stone Human Centipede has gone into Barney > Castro overdrive.

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    9. 9 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]In the pre-game, Kap said he wrote a blog, “suggesting the Cubs move Starlin Castro to second base and put Darwin Barney, a natural shortstop, at short.”
      What the fuck is a “natural” shortstop and why wouldn’t Castro qualify as one as well? If he thinks Barney is a better defensive SS, then say so, he’s not somehow “naturally” more qualified to play there. I should have known better than to turn on Comcast before the game began.[/quote]
      Kap outstupided himself with that one. I didn’t hear it, but Castro is a gem at SS.

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    10. 10 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Great. The Brenly-Kap-FPM Stone Human Centipede has gone into Barney > Castro overdrive.[/quote]
      That’s exactly what I thought. We’re going to hear more of this. Quade was asked about it in the dugout before the game and he said absolutely not. I’m glad he gave it no credence but it also means that some trollish little dickhead beat writer has latched onto Kap’s BS.

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    11. 11 Horny Goat says:

      Kaplan was serious? that spray tan juice has leaked into his brain. I knew it.

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    12. 12 Mish says:

      What’s the difference in replacement level between SS and 2B? I think it’s like 5 runs over a season, but I can’t recall.

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    13. 13 melissa says:

      Barney is older and probably more consistent at short, right now. But, I will hazard to guess that he doesn’t possess the range or arm that Castro does. Castro has the higher ceiling at SS and to me it’s way too soon to be moving him elsewhere. I believe Castro’s desire to play SS should be given credence since he’s the only player on your team who really matters going forward.

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    14. 14 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=melissa]That’s exactly what I thought. We’re going to hear more of this. Quade was asked about it in the dugout before the game and he said absolutely not. I’m glad he gave it no credence but it also means that some trollish little dickhead beat writer has latched onto Kap’s BS.[/quote]Stone’s been say it all week, and I imagine Sully, Gordo, and Brenly will start in tonight on it.

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    15. 15 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Kaplan was serious? that spray tan juice has leaked into his brain. I knew it.[/quote]
      He was dead serious. Said he wrote it on his blog and someone asked Quade about it in the dugout before the game. They rolled the tape and then Kap said again that he thinks Barney is a “natural” SS who has played there in college and should go back to short.

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    16. 16 Mish says:

      Kudos on the HumanCentiPad reference, MO

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    17. 17 melissa says:

      I didn’t know FPM was talking about it, I’m sure that’s what inspired Kap’s blog. Makes sense, he doesn’t usually have an original thought.

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    18. 18 Horny Goat says:

      Not to mention that Barney is not the guy you want in the starting line-up for a big market club despite his nice little batting average thus far.

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    19. 19 Mish says:

      What’s the over/under on whole long Barney stays good?

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    20. 20 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mish]Kudos on the HumanCentiPad reference, MO[/quote]
      Not funny. Humans being sewn together is no laughing matter.

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    21. 21 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mish]What’s the over/under on whole long Barney stays good?[/quote]
      Hmmm. Is someone developing a slight man-crush on Barney? (dying laughing)

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    22. 22 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Stone’s been say it all week, and I imagine Sully, Gordo, and Brenly will start in tonight on it.[/quote]
      I made it a goal of mine to not listen to Stoney again. EVER. It’s working.

      HG: Winning

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    23. 23 Mish says:

      Also, fuck RCN. I have to watch this in lo def til CSN switches over. #firstworldproblems

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    24. 24 Mish says:

      [quote name=melissa]Hmmm. Is someone developing a slight man-crush on Barney? (dying laughing)[/quote]Someone’s typing on a humancentipad and is getting fucked by autocorrect. I wish it would at least kiss me before it fucked me.

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    25. 25 mb21 says:

      The defensive adjustment for WAR is .75 for SS and .25 for 2B, so it’s half a win over 700 plate appearances. However, a SS would be 5 runs better on defense so he wouldn’t be any less valuable at 2nd. I just don’t see why you’d move him to 2nd base when he’s the youngest person in the league. Just doesn’t make any sense, which is exactly why the headlines will soon read: Castro moves to 2nd, Barney takes over SS.

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    26. 26 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Mish]What’s the over/under on whole long Barney stays good?[/quote]3 weeks before regression hits him square in the ass.

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    27. 27 Mish says:

      Thanks mb

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    28. 28 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mish]Someone’s typing on a humancentipad and is getting fucked by autocorrect. I wish it would at least kiss me before it fucked me.[/quote]
      (dying laughing)

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    29. 29 mb21 says:

      I think Barney’s defense is good enough that he can be a valuable player even if he cools off a bit at the plate. The guy can play defense with the best of them.

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    30. 30 melissa says:

      [quote name=mb21]Just doesn’t make any sense, which is exactly why the headlines will soon read: Castro moves to 2nd, Barney takes over SS.[/quote]
      If this happens it would tell me Ricketts is micro-managing and even dumber than I’ve previously imagined.

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    31. 31 Mish says:

      Walk aggressive hitters…see what happens.

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    32. 32 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]I think Barney’s defense is good enough that he can be a valuable player even if he cools off a bit at the plate. The guy can play defense with the best of them.[/quote]I don’t think he’s going to “cool a bit.” I think he’s going to drop off the fucking table. (dying laughing) Dude has a career MiLB OPS of .708.

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    33. 33 Horny Goat says:

      No Grace on the dbacks tv tonight? amen

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    34. 34 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]No Grace on the dbacks tv tonight? amen[/quote]He had a hot date with Wanda.

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    35. 35 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I don’t think he’s going to “cool a bit.” I think he’s going to drop off the fucking table. (dying laughing) Dude has a career MiLB OPS of .708.[/quote]
      no doubt, and like I said the cubs can do better and SHOULD do better.

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    36. 36 Horny Goat says:

      fuck

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    37. 37 mb21 says:

      The Cubs rotation is just awful. Might be the worst in baseball.

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    38. 38 Berselius says:

      sigh

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    39. 39 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]No Grace on the dbacks tv tonight? amen[/quote]Who is the color man? I’m liking him so far.

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    40. 40 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]He had a hot date with Wanda.[/quote]
      Are you referring to my leather-faced friend, Wanda? That Wanda?

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    41. 41 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Who is the color man? I’m liking him so far.[/quote]
      racist!

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    42. 42 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=melissa]Are you referring to my leather-faced friend, Wanda? That Wanda?[/quote]Oh, indeed.

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    43. 43 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      With pitching like this, who needs enemies?

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    44. 44 mb21 says:

      Zambrano’s 89 mph fastball isn’t long for any rotation. You can get by with that velocity if you throw strikes, but Zambrano can’t. He makes too many mistakes (see Upton, Justin) because he doesn’t have very good control and that fastball is worthless.

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    45. 45 Horny Goat says:

      Sutton has always had it in for Ramirez not running it out. Did you hear that?

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    46. 46 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]Zambrano’s 89 mph fastball isn’t long for any rotation. You can get by with that velocity if you throw strikes, but Zambrano can’t. He makes too many mistakes (see Upton, Justin) because he doesn’t have very good control and that fastball is worthless.[/quote]Let’s See What Happens.

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    47. 47 Berselius says:

      (dying laughing) only 7 pitches so far for Galarraga

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    48. 48 Horny Goat says:

      one time Aramis didn’t run out a ground ball and Darren sutton shouted “what a JOKE”

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    49. 49 mb21 says:

      5 outs, 11 pitches. (dying laughing)

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    50. 50 Mish says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]one time Aramis didn’t run out a ground ball and Darren sutton shouted “what a JOKE”[/quote]Dbags pbp guy?

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    51. 51 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]one time Aramis didn’t run out a ground ball and Darren sutton shouted “what a JOKE”[/quote]I remember that, HG. Did he get him on already tonight?

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    52. 52 Horny Goat says:

      at that AB Sutton said “let’s see how far Ramirez makes it to first base”

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    53. 53 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]one time Aramis didn’t run out a ground ball and Darren sutton shouted “what a JOKE”[/quote]He was actually looking down his pants when he said that.

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    54. 54 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]at that AB Sutton said “let’s see how far Ramirez makes it to first base”[/quote]Sutton’s just jealous because he’s never made it to first base.

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    55. 55 mb21 says:

      It’s been nice to see Soriano hit for some power this year, but it would be nice to see an OBP better than .2fucking58.

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    56. 56 Horny Goat says:

      Grace defended Aramis last night before Sutton got a chance to pounce. I despise Sutton.

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    57. 57 mb21 says:

      HG, who is the color announcer for the Dbacks?

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    58. 58 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s been nice to see Soriano hit for some power this year, but it would be nice to see an OBP better than .2fucking58.[/quote]This hacktastic approach has made a bad offense markedly worse.

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    59. 59 Rice Cube says:

      This team makes me sad.

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    60. 60 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]It’s been nice to see Soriano hit for some power this year, but it would be nice to see an OBP better than .2fucking58.[/quote]
      like you said earlier, it doesn’t seem possible, though he’s made the most of so many hits, his production has been a bit deceiving.

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    61. 61 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]He was actually looking down his pants when he said that.[/quote]
      (dying laughing)

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    62. 62 mb21 says:

      (dying laughing) Upton’s home run was hit right at a Cubs fan and he dropped it.

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    63. 63 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]This hacktastic approach has made a bad offense markedly worse.[/quote]
      he was seeing many more pitches earlier in the season so needs to get back to it.

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    64. 64 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]HG, who is the color announcer for the Dbacks?[/quote]
      no idea

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    65. 65 Mish says:

      In unrelated news, the Rays found another way to forfeit the DH. Matt Joyce was ejected.

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    66. 66 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]no idea[/quote]You’re supposed to know this shit. What good are you?

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    67. 67 Mish says:

      [quote name=mb21](dying laughing) Upton’s home run was hit right at a Cubs fan and he dropped it.[/quote]It’s a way of (L)ife.

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    68. 68 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Sutton’s just jealous because he’s never made it to first base.[/quote]
      or 2nd or 3rd.. or all the way (dying laughing)

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    69. 69 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]You’re supposed to know this shit. What good are you?[/quote]
      no idea

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    70. 70 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]no idea[/quote]Can you pitch? The Cubs need starters.

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    71. 71 melissa says:

      [quote name=mb21]Can you pitch? The Cubs need starters.[/quote]
      …Let’s see what happens.

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    72. 72 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Can you pitch? The Cubs need starters.[/quote]
      I threw a no hitter in high school, but the other team wasn’t mentally prepared.

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    73. 73 Horny Goat says:

      when is the last time the cubs won?

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    74. 74 Mish says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]when is the last time the cubs won?[/quote]www.whenisthelasttimethecubswon.com

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    75. 75 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]when is the last time the cubs won?[/quote]
      http://www.whenisthelasttimethecubswon.com

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    76. 76 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mish]www.whenisthelasttimethecubswon.com[/quote]
      I knew that was coming (dying laughing)

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    77. 77 Horny Goat says:

      the jokes around here are getting as old as Jack Benny, who is dead.

      no offense (dying laughing)

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    78. 78 Mish says:

      I’m really just a bot that posts Al quotes, Rays facts, and question urls randomly.

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    79. 79 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I threw a no hitter in high school, but the other team wasn’t mentally prepared.[/quote]I came in relief in the 7th inning in a game that went 14. We won and I didn’t allow a single hit. Does that count as a no-hitter? (dying laughing)

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    80. 80 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]the jokes around here are getting as old as Jack Benny, who is dead.

      no offense (dying laughing)[/quote]
      Jack Benny being dead isn’t offensive to me.

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    81. 81 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]when is the last time the cubs won?[/quote]They were 10-10 and now they’re 10-14. I don’t know when it was they last won though.

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    82. 82 Horny Goat says:

      people in Arizona are complaining about the cold?

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    83. 83 Mish says:

      [quote name=melissa]Jack Benny being dead isn’t offensive to me.[/quote]Because it’s not something you recently enjoyed.

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    84. 84 melissa says:

      For some reason I’m actually surprised Brenly just diagrammed and drooled over Koyie’s “perfect form” on the homer he hit last night.

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    85. 85 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]I came in relief in the 7th inning in a game that went 14. We won and I didn’t allow a single hit. Does that count as a no-hitter? (dying laughing)[/quote]
      I think it does in American legion ball (dying laughing)

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    86. 86 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mish]Because it’s not something you recently enjoyed.[/quote]
      That makes sense. I don’t like anything.

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    87. 87 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=melissa]For some reason I’m actually surprised Brenly just diagrammed and drooled over Koyie’s “perfect form” on the homer he hit last night.[/quote]Johnny Cakes is the most fuckfaced, biased announcer in the bigs. He make Marty Brennaman look like Vin Scully.

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    88. 88 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]They were 10-10 and now they’re 10-14. I don’t know when it was they last won though.[/quote]
      last saturday’s 10-8 wild one vs LAD was the last victory by our lovable CHC

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    89. 89 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Johnny Cakes is the most fuckfaced, biased announcer in the bigs. He make Marty Brennaman look like Vin Scully.[/quote]
      are you sure? I think the MIL homers and a few others have Brenly beat.

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    90. 90 Horny Goat says:

      Wow, Sutton is really raving about Zambrano. Cakes is the reason why I haven’t switched over. I hate Sutton, but Brenly is brutal.

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    91. 91 melissa says:

      I could actually tolerate Brenly more if he were the type of homer that praised all of the Cubs and not just his “guys.”

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    92. 92 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]Wow, Sutton is really raving about Zambrano. Cakes is the reason why I haven’t switched over. I hate Sutton, but Brenly is brutal.[/quote]
      Well, you just missed the break down of Koyie’s annual homer, sucks to be you.

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    93. 93 Horny Goat says:

      they’re talking about dollar hot dogs at wrigley. I might drive there for that.

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    94. 94 melissa says:

      They showed Upton’s home/road splits without mentioning how many games. Stupid to bring that up this early in the year.

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    95. 95 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]are you sure? I think the MIL homers and a few others have Brenly beat.[/quote]I’m not talking about homerism. I’m talking about Brenly’s incessant need to pick out the “scrappers” and praise everything they do and using his denigration of the actually good players to make them seem far better than they are. It’s revolting. Koyie Hill is an awful baseball player, one that would not make the roster for probably any other team in this league, and Brenly treats the guy like he’s some maligned superstar who is hopelessly trapped behind an overpaid waster.

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    96. 96 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]I could actually tolerate Brenly more if he were the type of homer that praised all of the Cubs and not just his “guys.”[/quote]
      I don’t like many announcers (dying laughing)

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    97. 97 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      And Jerry Angelo strikes again. Takes a no-name FS from Cal with his 3rd rounder, has one 6th round pick left to address needs at LB, WR, and CB. Well done, JA.

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    98. 98 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I’m not talking about homerism. I’m talking about Brenly’s incessant need to pick out the “scrappers” and praise everything they do and using his denigration of the actually good players to make them seem far better than they are. It’s revolting. Koyie Hill is an awful baseball player, one that would not make the roster for probably any other team in this league, and Brenly treats the guy like he’s some maligned superstar who is hopelessly trapped behind an overpaid waster.[/quote]
      I know what you mean.

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    99. 99 Mish says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]And Jerry Angelo strikes again. Takes a no-name FS from Cal with his 3rd rounder, has one 6th round pick left to address needs at LB, WR, and CB. Well done, JA.[/quote]Fucking Christ. No WR?

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    100. 100 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]And Jerry Angelo strikes again. Takes a no-name FS from Cal with his 3rd rounder, has one 6th round pick left to address needs at LB, WR, and CB. Well done, JA.[/quote]
      “We’re not here to show our geniusness.”
      -Jerry Angelo

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    101. 101 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Mish]Fucking Christ. No WR?[/quote]No. Wasted a 3rd rounder with a lot of value on the board.

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    102. 102 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mish]Fucking Christ. No WR?[/quote]
      who needs a WR when you got.. never mind (dying laughing)

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    103. 103 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Angelo: “Let’s not get into judging souls here.” (dying laughing) I have no idea what that means.

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    104. 104 melissa says:

      Thoughts on Paea, MO?

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    105. 105 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Apparently, JA is getting raked by the local scribes for that pick. I wish I had audio of this.

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    106. 106 Horny Goat says:

      watch the bears sign butterfingers Niles Paul because he has speed.

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    107. 107 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=melissa]Thoughts on Paea, MO?[/quote]I only saw him play twice this year. Pretty classic Angelo DT pick, and, to be fair to JA, he’s had a lot of success over the years picking out good DT talent for the Cover-2. Paea is a bit light, but he’s really strong, plays with good leverage and has a very quick first step. Skill-wise, similar to Anthony Adams, but not nearly as bulky. He’s got the frame of a pass-rushing DT, but he’s very strong vs. the run.

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    108. 108 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]watch the bears sign butterfingers Niles Paul because he has speed.[/quote]I’d like to see them sign Jackson or Rice.

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    109. 109 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]Thoughts on Paea, MO?[/quote]
      it’s a Spanish dish made with meat and fish, very tasty.

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    110. 110 Mish says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]it’s a Spanish dish made with meat and fish, very tasty.[/quote](dying laughing)

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    111. 111 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Gallarraga has thrown 38 ppitches so far. Way to work ‘em, Cubs. (dying laughing)

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    112. 112 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]it’s a Spanish dish made with meat and fish, very tasty.[/quote]I may have to don my Executive tonight.

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    113. 113 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Gallarraga has thrown 38 ppitches so far. Way to work ‘em, Cubs. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      Swing wildly at everything…Let’s see what happens.

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    114. 114 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      The future 2B displaying his average speed again.

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    115. 115 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I may have to don my Executive tonight.[/quote]
      he also had an idea for a brimless rainhat, but that never did materialize.

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    116. 116 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]it’s a Spanish dish made with meat and fish, very tasty.[/quote]
      Maybe I would like the American version that’s double the meat and no fish.

      /Ron Swanson’d

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    117. 117 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]he also had an idea for a brimless rainhat, but that never did materialize.[/quote]I’ll have to sport my urban sombrero, then.

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    118. 118 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]Maybe I would like the American version that’s double the meat and no fish.[/quote]
      no sardines then I take it

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    119. 119 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]no sardines then I take it[/quote]Nah. They don’t pair well with the marble rye.

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    120. 120 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I’ll have to sport my urban sombrero, then.[/quote]
      put it on the cover

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    121. 121 Mish says:

      Why don’t you white people consider fish meat?

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    122. 122 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Nah. They don’t pair well with the marble rye.[/quote]
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)
      (dying laughing)

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    123. 123 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Nah. They don’t pair well with the marble rye.[/quote]
      Shut up, you ole bag!

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    124. 124 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Marlon Byrd hates pitches.

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    125. 125 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Mish]Why don’t you white people consider fish meat?[/quote]Racist!

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    126. 126 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mish]Why don’t you white people consider fish meat?[/quote]
      Are you aware of the Ron Swanson, Pyramid of Greatness? Berselius will have to share it with you.

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    127. 127 Mish says:

      Yes. My question is honest tho.

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    128. 128 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Mish]Yes. My question is honest tho.[/quote]Who knows why white people do the shit they do. Fax that question to Len and Bob.

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    129. 129 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mish]Why don’t you white people consider fish meat?[/quote]White people don’t consider it meat?

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    130. 130 Horny Goat says:

      Get the swordfish Jerry, the best swordfish in the city. The BEST.

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    131. 131 mb21 says:

      I don’t know anyone that doesn’t think fish is meat.

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    132. 132 Mish says:

      [quote name=mb21]White people don’t consider it meat?[/quote]Idk, I’m no cracker.

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    133. 133 Mucker says:

      I’m going as Ron Swanson for Halloween this year. I grow an awesome fucking stache and I look just like Ron Swanson.

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    134. 134 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Who knows why white people do the shit they do. Fax that question to Len and Bob.[/quote]
      Absolutely Correct.

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    135. 135 Ron Swanson says:

      [quote name=Mish]Why don’t you white people consider fish meat?[/quote]
      It’s practically a vegetable.

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    136. 136 Mish says:

      [quote name=mb21]I don’t know anyone that doesn’t think fish is meat.[/quote]I can’t argue with you today.

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    137. 137 melissa says:

      [quote name=Muck Muckintuck]I’m going as Ron Swanson for Halloween this year. I grow an awesome fucking stache and I look just like Ron Swanson.[/quote]
      You, sir, are a great American.

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    138. 138 Ron Swanson says:

      Ok, everyone, shut up and look at me. Welcome to Visions of Nature. This room has several paintings in it. Some are big and some are small. People did them and they are here now. I believe that after this is over they will be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech.

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    139. 139 Mish says:

      The white people thing is just because all of you are. The question is more about popular usage, same with eggs. Some people differentiate other meats from seafood.

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    140. 140 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]I don’t know anyone that doesn’t think fish is meat.[/quote]
      Jessica Simpson? (dying laughing)

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    141. 141 Mish says:

      Sorianos OBP just went up.

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    142. 142 melissa says:

      I don’t know if it’s true but I’ll blame the Catholics for making white people think fish isn’t meat. They didn’t want to go totally vegetarian on Fridays during lent.

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    143. 143 Berselius says:

      ADLOPHO!

      GEO!

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    144. 144 mb21 says:

      A Geovany Soto sighting.

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    145. 145 Horny Goat says:

      visions of 2001 game 7 for Soriano.

      holy shit! another one. we tied

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    146. 146 Berselius says:

      [quote name=melissa]I don’t know if it’s true but I’ll blame the Catholics for making white people think fish isn’t meat. They didn’t want to go totally vegetarian on Fridays during lent.[/quote]
      Yeah, that’s a big part of it. Also that fish is regarded as healthier than other meats.

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    147. 147 mb21 says:

      Mish, I’m wondering what you’ve heard people say they consider or think fish is. I grew up in the Midwest where fish isn’t nearly as popular as other parts of the country. I didn’t know anyone who didn’t consider it meat. If you went up to someone in Iowa and asked them what meat they wanted for dinner they’d immediately think about beef, pork, chicken, and fish. Iowa is like 187% white.

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    148. 148 melissa says:

      Meat, fish and poultry seem to be common classifications of white people food.

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    149. 149 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Yeah, that’s a big part of it. Also that fish is regarded as healthier than other meats.[/quote]
      by FAR.

      /preaching

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    150. 150 Mish says:

      I’ve never lived outside Chicago.

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    151. 151 Berselius says:

      I grew up in the Midwest where fish isn’t nearly as popular as other parts of the country.

      I guess fish fry/boil culture isn’t nearly as strong in Iowa as it is in WI

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    152. 152 mb21 says:

      [quote name=melissa]Meat, fish and poultry seem to be common classifications of white people food.[/quote]OK, I get what you’re saying now. That’s not just white people though. That’s the entire restaurant industry as well. Everyone knows the others are meat, but when you say meat I think most people immediately think of beef.

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    153. 153 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Mish, I’m wondering what you’ve heard people say they consider or think fish is. I grew up in the Midwest where fish isn’t nearly as popular as other parts of the country. I didn’t know anyone who didn’t consider it meat. If you went up to someone in Iowa and asked them what meat they wanted for dinner they’d immediately think about beef, pork, chicken, and fish. Iowa is like 187% white.[/quote]
      you can’t get fresh fish here in the midwest and it tastes completely different.

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    154. 154 melissa says:

      I grew up on a farm here in IL and it’s not that people think fish isn’t meat but they would never call fish, meat. If you asked my grandpa what he wanted for dinner and he told you some kind of meat, he would expect beef or pork.

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    155. 155 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Something tells me I’m not going to get detailed breakdowns of Sori and Geo’s HR from Johnny Cakes. (dying laughing)

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    156. 156 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I guess fish fry/boil culture isn’t nearly as strong in Iowa as it is in WI[/quote]It might be. The only locally caught fish I had much of any interest in eating as a child was trout and you don’t fry or boil trout. I do remember a friend I used to have whose family would fry fish a lot.

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    157. 157 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]you can’t get fresh fish here in the midwest and it tastes completely different.[/quote]
      Well, salt-water fish. You can get lake perch at pretty much any local place in Wi

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    158. 158 melissa says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Something tells me I’m not going to get detailed breakdowns of Sori and Geo’s HR from Johnny Cakes. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      He won’t be pointing out their laser beam focus on the ball or their “perfect” form.

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    159. 159 Mish says:

      [quote name=melissa]I grew up on a farm here in IL and it’s not that people think fish isn’t meat but they would never call fish, meat. If you asked my grandpa what he wanted for dinner and he told you some kind of meat, he would expect beef or pork.[/quote]This

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    160. 160 Mucker says:

      Is it true that fish don’t fry in the kitchen?

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    161. 161 melissa says:

      [quote name=Berselius] You can get lake perch at pretty much any local place in Wi[/quote]
      Same in IL small towns. Fish fry every friday night, and not just during lent.

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    162. 162 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]It might be. The only locally caught fish I had much of any interest in eating as a child was trout and you don’t fry or boil trout. I do remember a friend I used to have whose family would fry fish a lot.[/quote]
      Pretty much every bar/non-ethnic restaurant in WI does a fish fry on Friday nights. Some places do a fish boil, which is surprisingly good if done right (you wouldn’t think so). And most places that do boils know how to do it well. They’re basically flash-boiled.

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    163. 163 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      [quote name=Muck Muckintuck]Is it true that fish don’t fry in the kitchen?[/quote]Would you ask Bootsy Collins that question?

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    164. 164 mb21 says:

      [quote name=melissa]I grew up on a farm here in IL and it’s not that people think fish isn’t meat but they would never call fish, meat. If you asked my grandpa what he wanted for dinner and he told you some kind of meat, he would expect beef or pork.[/quote]My grandpa was the same way. I get what you guys are saying now. I grew up in Iowa. It’s cow country. Beef and corn. And kickass cantaloupe from the meth capital in Iowa.

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    165. 165 Horny Goat says:

      one of the worst things about living in the middle of the country is not getting good salmon, etc.

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    166. 166 Mish says:

      You can tune a piano but u can’t tuna fish.

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    167. 167 Mucker says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Would you ask Bootsy Collins that question?[/quote]Well…………..no.

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    168. 168 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      MO ——-> Lompoc Barrel-Aged Ale tasting.

      Out, fuckfaces.

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    169. 169 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]My grandpa was the same way. I get what you guys are saying now. I grew up in Iowa. It’s cow country. Beef and corn. And kickass cantaloupe from the meth capital in Iowa.[/quote]
      Fuck cantaloupes. They ruin 99% of fruit salads. I think bell peppers are the only vegetables I hate more (dying laughing)

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    170. 170 Horny Goat says:

      sad thing is most fish is fried here. why take a good thing and turn it into… french fries?

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    171. 171 melissa says:

      [quote name=Ron Swanson]Ok, everyone, shut up and look at me. Welcome to Visions of Nature. This room has several paintings in it. Some are big and some are small. People did them and they are here now. I believe that after this is over they will be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech.[/quote]
      Are you a normal American or an artsy weirdo?
      http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/games/rons-art-quiz/

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    172. 172 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Fuck cantaloupes. They ruin 99% of fruit salads. I think bell peppers are the only vegetables I hate more (dying laughing)[/quote]
      you hate bell peppers? wtf is wrong with you? (dying laughing)

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    173. 173 Berselius says:

      And yes I know that cantaloupe aren’t vegetables. You know what I mean.

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    174. 174 Horny Goat says:

      good job Z!

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    175. 175 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]you hate bell peppers? wtf is wrong with you? (dying laughing)[/quote]
      I fucking despise them. I hate the way they smell. I don’t mind other peppers though.

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    176. 176 melissa says:

      [quote name=mb21]And kickass cantaloupe from the meth capital in Iowa.[/quote]
      Don’t they call it muskmelon in IA?

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    177. 177 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]And yes I know that cantaloupe aren’t vegetables. You know what I mean.[/quote]
      do you seriously dislike bell peppers? I’m speechless. I have no speech.

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    178. 178 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I fucking despise them. I hate the way they smell. I don’t mind other peppers though.[/quote]
      wut?

      OK, let’s talk hot peppers.

      I still can’t believe.. oh nevermind.

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    179. 179 melissa says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Fuck cantaloupes. They ruin 99% of fruit salads. I think bell peppers are the only vegetables I hate more (dying laughing)[/quote]
      I’m more surprised by the cantaloupe hatred. I can’t believe anyone wouldn’t like it fresh and ripe. The problem is that people often don’t let it ripen and it’s hard and lacking flavor.

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    180. 180 Mish says:

      [quote name=melissa]I’m more surprised by the cantaloupe hatred. [/quote]Meh. Honey dew is the money melon.

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    181. 181 Horny Goat says:

      greens, reds, yellows, all of them? seriously? sauteed in olive oil. really? It’s gold jerry! gold!

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    182. 182 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Mish]Meh. Honey dew is the money melon.[/quote]
      I hate all of the melon family – honeydew, muskmelon, watermelon, what have you.

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    183. 183 Mish says:

      I love watermelon and honey dew, gladly would eat cantaloupe. I eat most fruits, save dried ones like raisins.

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    184. 184 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]I’m more surprised by the cantaloupe hatred. I can’t believe anyone wouldn’t like it fresh and ripe. The problem is that people often don’t let it ripen and it’s hard and lacking flavor.[/quote]
      I could do without that. Fruit has sugar, which is evil. Evil I say, except for ripe mango.

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    185. 185 melissa says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I hate all of the melon family – honeydew, muskmelon, watermelon, what have you.[/quote]
      An anti-melonite, I’ve never met your kind.

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    186. 186 Berselius says:

      I fixed the title of this post

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    187. 187 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I fixed the title of this post[/quote]
      is that Orson Welles?

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    188. 188 melissa says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I fixed the title of this post[/quote]
      (dying laughing)

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    189. 189 Horny Goat says:

      I think Z has gotten pretty lucky tonight.

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    190. 190 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Fuck cantaloupes. They ruin 99% of fruit salads. I think bell peppers are the only vegetables I hate more (dying laughing)[/quote]You obviously haven’t had a good cantaloupe. Not like a good cantaloupe is the equivalent of not liking fun, you fun-sucker.

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    191. 191 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I fixed the title of this post[/quote](dying laughing) well done

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    192. 192 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I hate all of the melon family – honeydew, muskmelon, watermelon, what have you.[/quote]You’re worse than a fun-sucker.

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    193. 193 Horny Goat says:

      yes!!!!!!!!!!! another HR for Soriano.

      OPPO

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    194. 194 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]You obviously haven’t had a good cantaloupe. Not like a good cantaloupe is the equivalent of not liking fun, you fun-sucker.[/quote]
      I’d disagree with you, but I pretty much said the exact same thing to Julie the other day with respect to pie crusts (dying laughing).

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    195. 195 Mish says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I fixed the title of this post[/quote]Well done. I tried making a UV post about fish but firefox crashed so I gave up.

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    196. 196 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Mish]Well done. I tried making a UV post about fish but firefox crashed so I gave up.[/quote]quitter.

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    197. 197 Horny Goat says:

      9th HR of the month

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    198. 198 Berselius says:

      Also,

      Adolpho!

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    199. 199 melissa says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I’d disagree with you, but I pretty much said the exact same thing to Julie the other day with respect to pie crusts (dying laughing).[/quote]
      Ok, I can’t hold out any longer. Don’t you like anything?

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    200. 200 Rice Cube says:

      Jeez…Soriano is so lazy, that should’ve been a grand slam.

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    201. 201 mb21 says:

      [quote name=melissa]I’m more surprised by the cantaloupe hatred. I can’t believe anyone wouldn’t like it fresh and ripe. The problem is that people often don’t let it ripen and it’s hard and lacking flavor.[/quote]Yeah, if it’s not ripe it’s not any good. The same is true for most fruits though. Most people eat bananas several days before they’re ripe and they don’t even realize it.

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    202. 202 Berselius says:

      [quote name=melissa]Ok, I can’t hold out any longer. Don’t you like anything?[/quote]
      (dying laughing), I fucking love pie. Julie is the pie hater.

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    203. 203 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I’d disagree with you, but I pretty much said the exact same thing to Julie the other day with respect to pie crusts (dying laughing).[/quote]She doesn’t like pie crusts? Who doesn’t like pie crusts?

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    204. 204 Mish says:

      [quote name=mb21]She doesn’t like pie crusts? Who doesn’t like pie crusts?[/quote]Terrorists.

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    205. 205 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Yeah, if it’s not ripe it’s not any good. The same is true for most fruits though. Most people eat bananas several days before they’re ripe and they don’t even realize it.[/quote]
      I love me some green bananas

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    206. 206 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]Yeah, if it’s not ripe it’s not any good. The same is true for most fruits though. Most people eat bananas several days before they’re ripe and they don’t even realize it.[/quote]
      I generally don’t like a most watery fruits/vegetables, at least if they’re raw or close to it. I don’t think many people roast canaloupe though (dying laughing)

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    207. 207 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mish]Terrorists.[/quote]Exactly.

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    208. 208 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]She doesn’t like pie crusts? Who doesn’t like pie crusts?[/quote]
      folks with diabeetus?

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    209. 209 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]She doesn’t like pie crusts? Who doesn’t like pie crusts?[/quote]
      FWIW, replacement level pie crust is pretty terrible. And even a lot of homemade pie crusts are way too dry. I feel like I need a glass of water after eating anything made with my mom’s secret family pie crust.

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    210. 210 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]folks with diabeetus?[/quote]

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    211. 211 Mish says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]folks with diabeetus?[/quote]Paula Dean has diabetes.

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    212. 212 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I generally don’t like a most watery fruits/vegetables, at least if they’re raw or close to it. I don’t think many people roast canaloupe though (dying laughing)[/quote]
      maybe you should roast your fruit/veggies, b. (dying laughing)

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    213. 213 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]maybe you should roast your fruit/veggies, b. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      (dying laughing), I do. We eat tons of roasted squash.

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    214. 214 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I love me some green bananas[/quote]Green bananas are better for you, but I eat fruit when I need a sugar fix. (dying laughing)

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    215. 215 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Green bananas are better for you, but I eat fruit when I need a sugar fix. (dying laughing)[/quote]
      I actually like yucca

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    216. 216 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I generally don’t like a most watery fruits/vegetables, at least if they’re raw or close to it. I don’t think many people roast canaloupe though (dying laughing)[/quote]Fruit and vegetables are primarily water. I think apples are about 85% water, strawberries and melons around 92% water.

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    217. 217 Mish says:

      Alfonso Soriano has an ISO > OBP.

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    218. 218 mb21 says:

      It’s hard to get good melons in Kansas. There’s about a week where you can get Muscatine melons here, but most of the rest are a waste.

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    219. 219 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]Fruit and vegetables are primarily water. I think apples are about 85% water, strawberries and melons around 92% water.[/quote]
      Yeah, I just mean particularly watery ones (dying laughing). Stuff like cantaloupe or watermelon or cucumbers taste like they were soaked in rancid water or something to me. On a related note I hate restaurants that put cucumbers in their water without asking.

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    220. 220 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Mish]Alfonso Soriano has an ISO > OBP.[/quote]
      That takes some mad skill.

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    221. 221 Berselius says:

      I’m excited for peach season to be starting soon here. I’m going to make a shit ton of peach pies.

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    222. 222 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Yeah, I just mean particularly watery ones (dying laughing). Stuff like cantaloupe or watermelon or cucumbers taste like they were soaked in rancid water or something to me. On a related note I hate restaurants that put cucumbers in their water without asking.[/quote]To get rid of the water in a cucumber put a little salt on it. Toss it in a bowl a few times and let it sit for about 5 minutes. Drain it. Add a little cracked pepper and toss again. Snack time. (dying laughing)

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    223. 223 melissa says:

      [quote name=Berselius]FWIW, replacement level pie crust is pretty terrible. And even a lot of homemade pie crusts are way too dry. I feel like I need a glass of water after eating anything made with my mom’s secret family pie crust.[/quote]
      If you know good homemade pie crust, you really can’t settle for less. Most pie crust is awful.

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      [quote name=Berselius]I’m excited for peach season to be starting soon here. I’m going to make a shit ton of peach pies.[/quote]

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    225. 225 Berselius says:

      [quote name=melissa]If you know good homemade pie crust, you really can’t settle for less. Most pie crust is awful.[/quote]
      It’s so fucking easy. I don’t even need the recipe any more. Stick of butter, cup of flour, a little salt + food processor = WIN.

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    226. 226 melissa says:

      [quote name=Berselius] On a related note I hate restaurants that put cucumbers in their water without asking.[/quote]
      TGIFridays, is the place for you!

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    227. 227 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I’m excited for peach season to be starting soon here. I’m going to make a shit ton of peach pies.[/quote]That’s my second favorite dessert behind cheesecake. A good peach pie is awesome. Pecan pies kick ass too.

      Does Julie just not like pies or just pie crust in general?

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    228. 228 Mish says:

      Spurs (NBA) ———> watch the rest of the playoffs at home

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    229. 229 Horny Goat says:

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    230. 230 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]That’s my second favorite dessert behind cheesecake. A good peach pie is awesome. Pecan pies kick ass too.

      Does Julie just not like pies or just pie crust in general?[/quote]
      She hates pie crust and hot fruit.

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    231. 231 Rice Cube says:

      Darwin Barney just missed one.

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    232. 232 Berselius says:

      That would have been a HR on the moon

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    233. 233 Horny Goat says:

      Fife!

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    234. 234 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]That would have been a HR on the moon[/quote]
      maybe even a phone booth

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    235. 235 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]It’s so fucking easy. I don’t even need the recipe any more. Stick of butter, cup of flour, a little salt + food processor = WIN.[/quote]Pie crust is like pound cake. If you’ve even looked at a recipe you will forever remember it.

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    236. 236 Rice Cube says:

      Ruh roh…Castro got hit in the wrist!

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    237. 237 Horny Goat says:

      fuck, Castro hit on the finger but looks OK

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    238. 238 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]That’s my second favorite dessert behind cheesecake. A good peach pie is awesome. Pecan pies kick ass too.
      [/quote]
      We had peach-blueberry pies at our wedding. So good.

      Pecan pie is one of my favorites too (pecans are by far my favorite nut) but it’s something I always fucked up at making. My custard is always too runny and or bubbles over and burns. My wife’s not a huge fan so it’s not something I’ve tried to make in a few years.

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    239. 239 Rice Cube says:

      Offense decided to show up late.

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    240. 240 Berselius says:

      I love cheesecake but it’s way too rich. I can never finish a slice.

      I don’t like most cake frostings but I could eat a fucking bowl of cream cheese frosting.

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    241. 241 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I love cheesecake but it’s way too rich. I can never finish a slice.

      I don’t like most cake frostings but I could eat a fucking bowl of cream cheese frosting.[/quote]
      That sounds awesome.

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    242. 242 Horny Goat says:

      they just replayed Soriano’s HR off shilling in 2001 game 7

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    243. 243 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I love cheesecake but it’s way too rich. I can never finish a slice.

      I don’t like most cake frostings but I could eat a fucking bowl of cream cheese frosting.[/quote]I love the rich desserts. Flourless chocolate is another one of my favorites. With raspberry sauce and white chocolate ice cream topped with a chiffonade mint.

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    244. 244 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]I love the rich desserts. Flourless chocolate is another one of my favorites. With raspberry sauce and white chocolate ice cream topped with a chiffonade mint.[/quote]
      Dammit mb, now I want to go cook some stuff and it’s too damn late (dying laughing)

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    245. 245 Horny Goat says:

      I gave up dessert like 15 years ago. Haven’t had ice cream, cookies, pie, cake, candy bars, anything, in about 15 years. I’m serious. Probably why I’m still alive (dying laughing)

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    246. 246 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]they just replayed Soriano’s HR off shilling in 2001 game 7[/quote]
      That game was great. Couldn’t believe that Rivera could blow a save.

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    247. 247 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]Dammit mb, now I want to go cook some stuff and it’s too damn late (dying laughing)[/quote]You want to know what’s funny? Thinking about desserts has me thinking about butternut squash soup. (dying laughing) I must have had that soup sometime around when I had flourless chocolate cake or the white chocolate ice cream. Doesn’t matter though. I love the soup.

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    248. 248 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]That game was great. Couldn’t believe that Rivera could blow a save.[/quote]
      It sucked. I was at game 5 at yankee stadium and was so wishing they would win it.

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    249. 249 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I gave up dessert like 15 years ago. Haven’t had ice cream, cookies, pie, cake, candy bars, anything, in about 15 years. I’m serious. Probably why I’m still alive (dying laughing)[/quote]You’ve had some health issues, haven’t you? It is probably best that you stay away from that stuff.

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    250. 250 Rice Cube says:

      Wow Kosuke.

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    251. 251 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]You want to know what’s funny? Thinking about desserts has me thinking about butternut squash soup. (dying laughing) I must have had that soup sometime around when I had flourless chocolate cake or the white chocolate ice cream. Doesn’t matter though. I love the soup.[/quote]
      That’s something I’ve wanted to make for awhile. Maybe I’ll dust off the cookbooks (dying laughing)

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    252. 252 Horny Goat says:

      Kosuke barely got there. jesus

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    253. 253 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]It sucked. I was at game 5 at yankee stadium and was so wishing they would win it.[/quote]

      Must have been crazy when BH-Kim blew up again. I don’t recall if he pitched Game 5 but I remember him getting shelled in consecutive games.

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    254. 254 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]It sucked. I was at game 5 at yankee stadium and was so wishing they would win it.[/quote]I was thinking about Game 7 earlier this afternoon. That was probably the first and only time that most of the country was rooting for the Yankees.

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    255. 255 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]That’s something I’ve wanted to make for awhile. Maybe I’ll dust off the cookbooks (dying laughing)[/quote]I can send you a recipe if you want.

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    256. 256 mb21 says:

      Actually, I think I make Emeril’s recipe.

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    257. 257 Berselius says:

      [quote name=mb21]I can send you a recipe if you want.[/quote]
      That would be awesome.

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    258. 258 mb21 says:

      http://www.emerils.com/recipe/8046/Roasted-Butternut-Squash-Soup

      That’s basically what I make. I probably did steal that recipe, but I can’t remember for sure.

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    259. 259 Berselius says:

      I have Bittman’s book, there’s probably one in there. Maybe in the Trotter book too.

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    260. 260 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]You’ve had some health issues, haven’t you? It is probably best that you stay away from that stuff.[/quote]
      not really, just drank too much. It’s tapered off. I’m basically healthy. I’ve never had high blood sugar. High blood pressure, yes, but that goes down when I drop the weight. I’m back down to a healthy weight again.

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    261. 261 mb21 says:

      I haven’t made this recipe before, but it’s close enough to the one I used to make a lot: http://recipes.epicurean.com/recipe/16347/blue-cheese-and-apple-soup.html

      Surprisingly good soup.

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    262. 262 Berselius says:

      I can’t believe AZ isn’t pinch hitting for Branyan here

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    263. 263 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I have Bittman’s book, there’s probably one in there. Maybe in the Trotter book too.[/quote]I think you’re right about the Trotter book. I can picture the dish now that you mentioned it. If I wasn’t about to go to bed, I’d go grab that book.

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    264. 264 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I can’t believe AZ isn’t pinch hitting for Branyan here[/quote]
      Would’ve been a nice spot for Hank White.

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    265. 265 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Would’ve been a nice spot for Hank White.[/quote]
      Or Roberts, but nice strikeout by Marshall to make that moot.

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    266. 266 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]I was thinking about Game 7 earlier this afternoon. That was probably the first and only time that most of the country was rooting for the Yankees.[/quote]
      it was awesome. after the game all the fans were high-fiving every single cop and security person in yankee stadium while Sinatra’s “New York” was playing on the PA. Never experienced anything like it. The whole stadium was shaking after than HR too, and after Soriano’s game winning single. goose bumps.

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    267. 267 AndCounting says:

      Now I’m hungry for soup.

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    268. 268 mb21 says:

      Fixed the title again. (dying laughing)

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    269. 269 mb21 says:

      I’ll be making soup tomorrow, AC.

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    270. 270 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]it was awesome. after the game all the fans were high-fiving every single cop and security person in yankee stadium while Sinatra’s “New York” was playing on the PA. Never experienced anything like it. The whole stadium was shaking after than HR too, and after Soriano’s game winning single. goose bumps.[/quote]Still can’t believe that game.

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    271. 271 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=AndCounting]Now I’m hungry for soup.[/quote]
      a nice bowl of mulligatawny would hit the spot.

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    272. 272 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Colin Wyers]Sean Marshall’s a nice pitcher to have, but when your team is rolling out James Russell as a starter using him in short relief is galling.[/quote]
      I can’t believe this never crossed my mind

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    273. 273 Rice Cube says:

      Kosuke’s April powers are fading….

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    274. 274 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Kosuke’s April powers are fading….[/quote]
      He’ll probably pick it up tomorrow, one more day of official April before extended April hits.

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    275. 275 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Kosuke’s April powers are fading….[/quote]We’re not even to April 50th yet.

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    276. 276 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Still can’t believe that game.[/quote]
      and game 4 when Tino did the same thing. then Jeter ended it in extras with a HR. Man, that was an exciting time to be in NY, but sad too. you could still smell the stench of ground zero. the weather was unseasonably warm for late Oct/early Nov. We were having dinner at outside cafes at night. Surreal.

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    277. 277 Horny Goat says:

      10 years ago already. damn.

      RIP

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    278. 278 Rice Cube says:

      Marmol is evil.

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    279. 279 Horny Goat says:

      fuck yeah Marmol

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    280. 280 Berselius says:

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    281. 281 Horny Goat says:

      I’ve never eaten at white castle (dying laughing)

      cubs win

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    282. 282 Horny Goat says:

      eat shit Kaplan!

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    283. 283 melissa says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I’ve never eaten at white castle (dying laughing)

      cubs win[/quote]
      HG win

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    284. 284 Horny Goat says:

      I’m tempted to “dine” at white castle just once…

      naw

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    285. 285 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=melissa]HG win[/quote]
      probably because we don’t have one here (dying laughing)

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    286. 286 Rice Cube says:

      If you do, don’t get the regular sliders…get the chicken rings instead. White Castle burgers are fucking nasty.

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    287. 287 AndCounting says:

      Cubs don’t lose.

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    288. 288 mb21 says:

      Nothing is better than a good demi-glace. Seriously. Nothing.

      mb21 out, fuckfaces!

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    289. 289 AndCounting says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]If you do, don’t get the regular sliders…get the chicken rings instead. White Castle burgers are fucking nasty.[/quote]Dude, take that back. White Castle burgers are awesome. The chicken rings are shit.

      The important thing at White Castle, though, is not to mix foods. Don’t eat a slider and the chicken. Don’t have a slider and the fish. you mix them up, you get lethal gas.

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    290. 290 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=mb21]Nothing is better than a good demi-glace. Seriously. Nothing.

      mb21 out, fuckfaces![/quote]
      yeah, get lost frenchie

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    291. 291 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=AndCounting]Dude, take that back. White Castle burgers are awesome. The chicken rings are shit.

      The important thing at White Castle, though, is not to mix foods. Don’t eat a slider and the chicken. Don’t have a slider and the fish. you mix them up, you get lethal gas.[/quote]
      I like the jalapeno slider. The regular ones are too bland and gross. But the chicken rings are yummy.

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    292. 292 melissa says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]If you do, don’t get the regular sliders…get the chicken rings instead. White Castle burgers are fucking nasty.[/quote]
      Correct

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    293. 293 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=AndCounting]Dude, take that back. White Castle burgers are awesome. The chicken rings are shit.

      The important thing at White Castle, though, is not to mix foods. Don’t eat a slider and the chicken. Don’t have a slider and the fish. you mix them up, you get lethal gas.[/quote]
      they don’t call ‘em sliders for nothing

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    294. 294 Horny Goat says:

      I still regret not going to In n out when I was on the west coast several times. I blame my vegetarian friends who wouldnt take me there.

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    295. 295 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I still regret not going to In n out when I was on the west coast several times. I blame my vegetarian friends who wouldnt take me there.[/quote]
      They are fail. In-N-Out is must-have food.

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    296. 296 melissa says:

      I’m really glad Z was able to keep it together and keep the team in the game tonight. Not a bad outing after that stormy first.

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    297. 297 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]I still regret not going to In n out when I was on the west coast several times. I blame my vegetarian friends who wouldnt take me there.[/quote]
      I went to a fantastic vegan chain place when I was at UCLA last year. Can’t remember the name of it but it was fucking amazing.

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    298. 298 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Berselius]I went to a fantastic vegan chain place when I was at UCLA last year. Can’t remember the name of it but it was fucking amazing.[/quote]
      you’re in Austin now right? you been to Juan in a million?

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    299. 299 Berselius says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]you’re in Austin now right? you been to Juan in a million?[/quote]
      Nah, though Ryno recommended it. It’s not near my house and I don’t car commute.

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    300. 300 Horny Goat says:

      what a great game for Z and Soriano. Latin faction action! (dying laughing)

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    301. 302 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Horny Goat]what a great game for Z and Soriano. Latin faction action! (dying laughing)[/quote]
      Don’t forget Soto! (Hope he breaks out of his slump soon)

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    302. 303 Horny Goat says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]Don’t forget Soto! (Hope he breaks out of his slump soon)[/quote]
      correct

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    303. 304 Horny Goat says:

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      [quote name=Berselius]Nah, though Ryno recommended it. It’s not near my house and I don’t car commute.[/quote]
      here we go again..

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    304. 305 Rice Cube says:

      That one squinty white guy did hit a triple though. So there’s diversity at work.

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    305. 306 Rice Cube says:

      Tried something else:

      http://www.obstructedview.net/unobstructed-views/mlb/derrek-lee-talks-about-cubs-fans.html

      I tried looking for the “help” stuff but couldn’t find anything. Mostly I just wanted to figure out how to set up quote boxes and hyperlinks. Feel free to re-edit the format. Interesting interview though.

      Also tried to insert multiple tags, but I don’t know how to use the editor correctly and it made it into an amalgam tag.

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    306. 307 Horny Goat says:

      D-Lee wasn’t too specific though was he, RC. I know other Cub players in the past have gotten racist mail when Dusty was there, and we haven’t heard about it since. I wonder how many other teams get it and to what extent.

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    307. 308 Horny Goat says:

      Soriano has a .269 OBP and .584 SLG (dying laughing)

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    308. 309 Hector Villanueva says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]If you do, don’t get the regular sliders…get the chicken rings instead. White Castle burgers are fucking nasty.[/quote]
      Amusing, but wrong.

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    309. 310 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Hobbiton has obviously received its marching orders from Former Playgirl Mode3l Central: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0430-bits-cubs-diamondbacks-ch20110429,0,7150045.story

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    310. 311 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Hobbiton has obviously received its marching orders from Former Playgirl Mode3l Central: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0430-bits-cubs-diamondbacks-ch20110429,0,7150045.story/quoteBefore this week’s chatter, I’ve heard some talk about Castro eventually moving to 3B. I think from Moreland, and from some other team’s announcer. WTF? The guy is a potentially great shortstop who just needs seasoning. You don’t give up on that shit in less than one year.

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    311. 313 Rice Cube says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]Before this week’s chatter, I’ve heard some talk about Castro eventually moving to 3B. I think from Moreland, and from some other team’s announcer. WTF? The guy is a potentially great shortstop who just needs seasoning. You don’t give up on that shit in less than one year unless you’re a retarded organization like the Cubs.[/quote]
      It’s kind of like that.

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    312. 315 Mish says:

      mb – can we do polls at UV? My “Is fish a meat?” thread would have been better served with a poll.

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    313. 316 Rice Cube says:

      Quade said he would consider moving Soriano up in the lineup from the seventh spot. Of his nine homers, seven have been solo shots.

      Yeah, maybe Soriano should be batting ahead of Byrd, maybe. Gonna have to ponder that…see what happens…

      Just going by wOBA though, that OBP is really bad.

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    314. 317 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Mish]mb – can we do polls at UV? My “Is fish a meat?” thread would have been better served with a poll.[/quote]I’m not sure. Let me look into it today. In the meantime, I can set one up and send you the code to embed it. Let me know.

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    315. 318 Mish says:

      It’s not that big of a deal – it would have been more fun at the time, but now it’d just be a funsucker.

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    316. 319 Suburban kid says:

      [quote name=Rice Cube]It’s kind of like that.[/quote]Well, at least Quade (and presumably Hendry — who has been very invisible this season by the way) isn’t thinking that way yet.

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    317. 320 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]Bruce Miles ——–> Paul Sullivan
      http://oneminutecubs.blogspot.com/2011/04/so-whats-with-exs-exes-whats-plural-of.html/quote
      That was a strange exchange when it happened. But I can’t judge too much since I once helped set off a blog war by taking offense to a single tweet.

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    318. 321 mb21 says:

      [quote name=Aisle424]That was a strange exchange when it happened. But I can’t judge too much since I once helped set off a blog war by taking offense to a single tweet.[/quote]I just think it’s silly to block someone from your twitter feed. Especially for a journalist. I’m not a huge fan of the site I linked and rarely check it out, but I actually agree with him here. The only reason you’d refer to McGehee as a former Cub is to start shit. It wouldn’t be much different than constantly referring to Johan Santana as a former Astro or Jeff Bagwell as a former Red Sox.

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    319. 322 mb21 says:

      Miles was obviously trying to draw attention to the fact that McGehee was given away by the Cubs sine they didn’t protect him on their roster. It ignores the fact that not only did the Cubs have Ramirez at 3rd base, but also that McGehee wasn’t very good at the time. Through the age of 25 in the minors he had a career .740 OPS. Not bad, but there was no way anybody could expect he’d do has in the big leagues. If the Cubs kept McGehee and traded Ramirez while McGehee aged as you’d expect, we’d hear all about how the Cubs traded Ramirez so they could play this shitty 3rd baseman.

      Maybe I’m nitpicking, but that stuff annoys me.

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    320. 323 Suburban kid says:

      I agree, but trying to look at it from Miles’ perspective since he has earned the benefit of the doubt, I can see where he might be coming from. As a beat writer covering the Cubs for decades, he probably first met McGeehee when he was first signed/drafted in 2003, or the following spring. He probably knew him as a Cub during four or five spring trainings, and not just in September 2008.

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    321. 324 Suburban kid says:

      But I agree it’s probably said with the intent to stir a little shit, which is surprising from Bruce.

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    322. 325 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=Suburban Kid]I agree, but trying to look at it from Miles’ perspective since he has earned the benefit of the doubt, I can see where he might be coming from. As a beat writer covering the Cubs for decades, he probably first met McGeehee when he was first signed/drafted in 2003, or the following spring. He probably knew him as a Cub during four or five spring trainings, and not just in September 2008.[/quote]
      I didn’t get the sense that Bruce was trying to sensationalize the tragedy of losing Casey McGehee, and while it may be a bit of a reach to call him an ex-Cub, as SK mentions, he was a part of the organization for years.

      I thought it was a slight over-reaction on OMC’s part, and I’m not 100% sure why Bruce blocked him over one reactionary tweet, but that’s how some folks roll on Twitter. I get called an idiot pretty much every day on Twitter, so I can imagine Bruce and the other beat guys get it way worse.

      To Steve Rosenbloom’s credit, he’s never blocked me and I give him more crap on Twitter than anyone else besides Jose Canseco.

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    323. 326 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]Bruce Miles ——–> Paul Sullivan
      http://oneminutecubs.blogspot.com/2011/04/so-whats-with-exs-exes-whats-plural-of.html/quoteOoh, look who commented on that post!

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    324. 327 mb21 says:

      I’ll take your (SK and 424) words for it. It just seem Sullivanish of Miles do block someone over something silly like that.

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    325. 328 mb21 says:

      [quote name=GBTS]Ooh, look who commented on that post![/quote]So which of you guys is Dick Cheese then?

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    326. 329 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]I’ll take your (SK and 424) words for it. It just seem Sullivanish of Miles do block someone over something silly like that.[/quote]
      I seem to remember OMC calling out Miles on something before this incident. I could be wrong and it isn’t something I have time to look up, but I don’t think this was an isolated incident.

      I’m going to go write a whole long post defending my GOOD FRIEND Bruce Miles now…

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    327. 330 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]So which of you guys is Dick Cheese then?[/quote]
      Bruce Miles.

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    328. 331 GW says:

      fontenot—–>starting ss

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    329. 332 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=GW]Ex-Cub fontenot—–>starting ss[/quote]
      Fixed.

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    330. 333 Aisle424 says:

      Panda —–> hand surgery, out 4-6 weeks

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    331. 334 mb21 says:

      I’m not sure who Panda is, but it’s not Castro is it?

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    332. 335 mb21 says:

      Nevermind. Pablo Sandoval. I was thinking Cubs and I remembered Castro got hit on the hand last night. Then I started to think there was literally no reason to watch this team for the next 4-6 weeks.

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    333. 336 Aisle424 says:

      [quote name=mb21]Nevermind. Pablo Sandoval. I was thinking Cubs and I remembered Castro got hit on the hand last night. Then I started to think there was literally no reason to watch this team for the next 4-6 weeks.[/quote]
      Oh holy hell, that would be the worst thing every.

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    334. 337 Aisle424 says:

      Aisle 424 out to walk around SF, fuckfaces.

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    335. 338 bubblesdachimp says:

      Interesting tweet from K law last night

      More draft gossip – sounds like the Cubs are hoping Bubba gets to them at #9 … and he might. KC isn’t likely to take him at 5.

      sign me the fuck up

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    336. 339 bubblesdachimp says:

      I really want Trevor Bauer or Sonny Gray though

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    337. 340 GBTS says:

      [quote name=mb21]Nevermind. Pablo Sandoval. I was thinking Cubs and I remembered Castro got hit on the hand last night. Then I started to think there was literally no reason to watch this team for the next 4-6 weeks.[/quote]Thumbs down for even making me think of this scenario.

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    338. 341 bubblesdachimp says:

      bairz on clock. I hope they take a south carolina player