| Cardinals | wOBA | wRC | Def | Cubs | wOBA | wRC | Def | |
| Ryan Theriot | .298 | .39 | -.01 | Kosuke Fukudome | .343 | .57 | -.06 | |
| Colby Rasmus | .348 | .57 | .01 | Darwin Barney | .297 | .38 | .03 | |
| Albert Pujols | .413 | .79 | .02 | Marlon Byrd | .334 | .50 | -.01 | |
| Matt Holliday | .389 | .68 | .02 | Aramis Ramirez | .347 | .53 | -.03 | |
| Lance Berkman | .378 | .62 | .00 | Alfonso Soriano | .347 | .52 | -.10 | |
| Yadier Molina | .317 | .41 | .01 | Carlos Pena | .365 | .56 | -.01 | |
| Nick Punto | .294 | .32 | -.05 | Starlin Castro | .330 | .44 | -.03 | |
| Daniel Descalso | .317 | .38 | .00 | Geovany Soto | .353 | .50 | .00 | |
| Chris Carpenter | .175 | .00 | .00 | Carlos Zambrano | .175 | .00 | .00 | |
| 4.2 | .0 | 4.0 | -.2 |
| Starting Pitcher | IP/GS | FIP |
| Chris Carpenter | 6.27 | 3.68 |
| Carlos Zambrano | 5.83 | 3.84 |
| Bullpens | xFIP | |
| Cardinals | 4.01 | |
| Cubs | 3.99 | |
Score: Cardinals 4.4, Cubs 3.8
Win Probability: 47.3%
[quote name=Aisle424]Cubby Facepalm making its debut at Wrigley tonight. I expect sales to boom.[/quote]We’ll probably be millionaires by the end of the week.
[quote name=Aisle424]Cubby Facepalm making its debut at Wrigley tonight. I expect sales to boom.[/quote]
I hope you have business cards too. How else would anyone ever find out about the website?
[quote name=Berselius]I hope you have business cards too. How else would anyone ever find out about the website?[/quote]I’ll be disappointed if he’s not been handing out business cards while at games and out on the town.
I’m predicting Cubs 9, Cardinals 1 tonight followed by Cubs 7, Cardinals 7 and Cubs 8, Cardinals 2.
It’s gonna happen.
[quote name=mb21]I’m predicting Cubs 9, Cardinals 1 tonight followed by Cubs 7, Cardinals 7 and Cubs 8, Cardinals 2.
It’s gonna happen.[/quote]
I don’t think the Cubs will score 24 runs in any series this year. And it would still be true even if they played a 7 game series with someone (dying laughing)
I disagree. They’re going to score 29 runs in the World Series, b. Done deal. Sealed.
Being serious for a moment, that would be hilarious if they went all season without scoring 24 runs in a series. That would almost be impossible.
I uploaded this image to the server
Hah, at first I looked at the wOBAs and thought that Soto and Pena must have recently turned it on more than I thought. Then I realized that they’re projections. (dying laughing)
(dying laughing) fans do not like Ryan Theriot. At all.
[quote name=mb21](dying laughing) fans do not like Ryan Theriot. At all.[/quote]
The “right side of the rivalry” remark got him their undying dislike. Had he not said that I’m positive he gets applause.
I agree, melissa. I was even surprised that it was almost exclusively boos. I didn’t hear any cheers.
Theriot said in the dugout before the game that he was hoping he would get cheers so it pleases me greatly that he was met with a resounding chorus of boos.
[quote name=mb21]I agree, melissa. I was even surprised that it was almost exclusively boos. I didn’t hear any cheers.[/quote]Overwhelmingly boos but I could hear a few cheers. Did Cub fans actually expect him to not say something like that on St Louis radio?
Brenly was right on there. Pujols played Soriano and it was embarrassing to say the least. Horrible. Field the ball throw to the next fucking base.
Pujols exerts an Anti-TOOTBLAN field
[quote name=cwolf]Overwhelmingly boos but I could hear a few cheers. Did Cub fans actually expect him to not say something like that on St Louis radio?[/quote]I think so. Cubs fans expect former players to treat them with the utmost respect even though the fans have no intention of doing the same.
[quote name=cwolf]Overwhelmingly boos but I could hear a few cheers. Did Cub fans actually expect him to not say something like that on St Louis radio?[/quote]
I know it won’t happen but if Pujols came here as a free agent I wouldn’t expect him to say he was on the “right side” of the rivalry. It was classless and disrespectful to the org that brought him up and gave him a chance to play at the major league level. I never liked him but I also thought he would be smarter than to say what he said.
[quote name=mb21]I think so. Cubs fans expect former players to treat them with the utmost respect even though the fans have no intention of doing the same.[/quote](dying laughing) You’re right. Not sure why I was giving Cub fans credit for thinking normally. No dinner for cwolf.
[quote name=melissa] I never liked him but I also thought he would be smarter than to say what he said.[/quote]Theriot very rarely said smart things. Even when he was trying to become the go-to guy for the media (aka pandering his ass off), he never seemed to say the right thing.
I think you guys underestimate how much undeserved love Theriot had from Cubs fans. They would have cheered his ass had he not made those remarks. Cubs fans never got on him when he made bone-headed plays, you’re forgetting he was scrappy, white and cheap.
Home plate ump does not like the low strike tonight.
berkman
bases loaded and nobody out only means inevitable cubs fail
Berkman looked bad doing that, but I agree with Zonk that it was a much tougher play than it looked with the wind today.
a theriot/skip middle infield is pretty bad
[quote name=dylanj]a theriot/skip middle infield is pretty bad[/quote]
Skip is on the DL. This is Punto at 2b. He used to be pretty great defensively, not so sure now.
carpenter got away with that one
Home run number 4 would be nice here
(dying laughing), Cubs lucky they didn’t hit into a triple play there
I’m surprised the Cardinals didn’t at least try for it.
good baserunning from soriano
Pena is seeing the ball better the past few games
garza selflishly grandstanding
Shit, Zonk just said that Geo is hurt.
good AB so far from Castro
well shit. somebody go get beef castle a train ticket
Cubs unleash the secret weapon. No way are the Cardinals prepared for Koyie. (dying laughing)
There’s your patience MB (dying laughing)
great job hill
6 baserunners, 2 runs for the Cubs
/Way of Life
koyie hill is the worst.
Only one pitch for Koyie. Way to work the count (dying laughing). I guess he’s showing Byrd how it’s done.
Oh shit. He hurt a groin or something.
Great catch by Adolpho!
[quote name=Berselius]Only one pitch for Koyie. Way to work the count (dying laughing). I guess he’s showing Byrd how it’s done.[/quote]
Well, the previous batter did walk on four straight balls so the pitcher was due to throw a strike. He wasn’t going to catch Koyie off-guard and sneak one by him.
Two nice plays by Soriano.
Sounds like Doug Davis is (not surprisingly) getting knocked around in the thin air of Colorado Springs.
brenly trying his best not to say anything good about soriano
god i dont miss theriots little baby arm
[quote name=WaLi]brenly trying his best not to say anything good about soriano[/quote]Are you able to login now using that account?
Muskat says Soto has a left groin strain.
Ticketts in the radio booth
Both of Theriot’s outs have been to Castro
[quote name=Berselius]Both of Theriot’s outs have been to Castro[/quote]
Serendipity, baby!
Pujols didn’t hustle! LAZY!
/rabble rabble’d
2 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 29 pitches, 19 strikes for Davis
It’s too bad Junior Lake’s patience is worse than Josh Vitters. He’ll never amount to anything because of the horrible patience, but if he could somehow just have bad plate discipline, he’d be valuable.
The same is true for Jae-Hoon Ha. He has more power than Lake, but has little chance of getting on base unless it’s a hit.
Probably nothing, but Welington Castillo was pinch hit for.
7 singles for the Cubs, nothing for extra bases
[quote name=mb21]Are you able to login now using that account?[/quote]On my phone and at home, not at work though
[quote name=WaLi]On my phone and at home, not at work though[/quote]Has to be some security issue they have set up. Only thing I can think of.
[quote name=mb21]Has to be some security issue they have set up. Only thing I can think of.[/quote]
Maybe someone tipped off the firewall that we’re discredited (dying laughing)
I do think that Castillo is on his way to Chicago. He was pulled for a pinch hitter moments after the news reached us that it was a strained groin for Soto. Could be a coincidence, but probably not. I wrote something brief on Unobstructed Views: http://www.obstructedview.net/unobstructed-views/cubs/welington-castillo-to-chicago.html
I’ve never seen an outfield let so many balls split the gap and go to the wall. It’s not because they should be hit that far. It’s because they play it like that. Soriano, great as his two plays were earlier, played a single into a double and then Fukudome and Marlon Byrd don’t know how to field either.
soriano (dying laughing)
Over Brett Jackson’s last 10 games, he’s hit only .212. However, he has a .395 OBP and OPS over .800. That’s fucking crazy.
This outfield for the Cubs is comical.
So much for any goodwill Soriano generated from good defense earlier in this game (dying laughing)
great job punto
(dying laughing) DELAYED TOOTBLAN!
[quote name=dylanj]great job punto[/quote]
Is that a TOOTBLAN? Or do you call it something else for leaving a base early?
[quote name=Rice Cube]Is that a TOOTBLAN? Or do you call it something else for leaving a base early?[/quote]
i would call it little league
Koyie Hill tried to kill Carpenter (dying laughing)
[quote name=dylanj]i would call it little league[/quote](dying laughing) Bob said the same thing about Pujols taking 3rd on Soriano.
What’s up with Trey McNutt? He hasn’t pitched since May 1st.
Bob Brenly was talking about Theriot’s shortcomings yet still basically called him gritty (dying laughing)
The whole gritty/scrappy argument is only used for players who aren’t very good. It’s literally the only positive thing that someone can say.
blister flared back up
for mcnutt that is
Josh Beckett Syndrome?
so TRL has shingles. that can hurt like a motherfucker
dont know. that problem seemed to go away once he got to Boston didnt it?
[quote name=dylanj]so TRL has shingles. that can hurt like a motherfucker[/quote]
Is that why he always has that look on his face?
[quote name=dylanj]so TRL has shingles. that can hurt like a motherfucker[/quote]
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. He’s gone to the Mayo clinic in AZ so I’m wondering if he has something more serious wrong. I know shingles is painful but it’s something you just have to ride out. Not sure why he would need to be in AZ.
wow, that one sure sounded like it was headed out of the park
Castro squared that one up. Nice hit, kid.
[quote name=Berselius]wow, that one sure sounded like it was headed out of the park[/quote]He crushed it but it’s going to be really hard to get one out of there tonight with that wind.
the 2011 cubs offense
death by singles
and by death we mean 2-3 runs per game
do you let Z pitch the 7th or go with a PH to try to tie it up?
dammit Z just take the free base
BUNT BUNT BUNT
[quote name=dylanj]dont know. that problem seemed to go away once he got to Boston didnt it?[/quote]I think he had it early on in Boston and then they came up with some kind of solution or something that did the trick.
For fuck’s sake, let Hill bunt and Z swing away.
[quote name=mb21]I think he had it early on in Boston and then they came up with some kind of solution or something that did the trick.[/quote]
Weren’t they experimenting with half a hundred weird lotions?
Career numbers for Hill: 214/277/304
Career numbers for Z: 237/245/390
apparently they are using leaf blowers in minneapolis to clear the hail off the field
Well this inning is going well so far
[quote name=ZappBrannigan]Well this inning is going well so far[/quote]At least the outfield hasn’t misplayed a ball yet.
[quote name=GW]apparently they are using leaf blowers in minneapolis to clear the hail off the field[/quote]
In all fairness, the Metrodome was a genuinely shitty place to watch baseball.
I haven’t been to new Target Field. Anyone been there yet?
(dying laughing) @ koyie fucking hill
Fucking terrible.
koyie hill fucking sucks
why the hell did they send him anyway?
Goddammit Hill.
[quote name=mb21](I haven’t been to new Target Field. Anyone been there yet? [/quote]
Cubbie Julie went there last year and couldn’t compliment it enough.
[quote name=dylanj]why the hell did they send him anyway?[/quote]Because even a good throw won’t get him. They knew Koyie was behind the plate.
[quote name=Berselius]Cubbie Julie went there last year and couldn’t compliment it enough.[/quote]Julie went to (dying laughing) @ koyie fucking hill last year?
[quote name=mb21]Julie went to (dying laughing) @ koyie fucking hill last year?[/quote]
No, berselius is a moran who can’t quote things properly (dying laughing)
I don’t know what happened, but I’m sure it was hilarious
[quote name=mb21]I haven’t been to new Target Field. Anyone been there yet?[/quote]
My brother-in-law’s a Twins fan and he’s been there a few times, coming back with unambiguously positive reviews.
[quote name=uncle dave]In all fairness, the Metrodome was a genuinely shitty place to watch baseball.[/quote]
yeah, but they were unafraid to offend their best customers with cheap tickets
11 hits now, still all Singles.
Oooh, baserunning.
Garza gets all kinds of pumped up
(dying laughing) @ BABIP
Hmmm, what can Koyie do here?
Why the hell is Carpenter still in here?
[quote name=mb21]Why the hell is Carpenter still in here?[/quote]
Quade is also managing the Cardinals tonight.
[quote name=mb21]Why the hell is Carpenter still in here?[/quote]
Koyie Hill (dying laughing)
I’m shocked the Cubs could grind out 4 runs on 13 hits. (dying laughing)
[quote name=AndCounting]I’m shocked the Cubs could grind out 4 runs on 13 hits. (dying laughing)[/quote]It is surprising. When I said they’d score 9 tonight, I was thinking they’d have 84 hits.
Len Kasper almost said Kerry Wood needed to pull a strikeout out of his ass.
Damn Cards and their baserunning.
Do you guys want an IBB signal too? I guess in this case you kind of need the DP, but now Kerry has to throw strikes.
I’m fine with the IBB. Especially in that situation.
He caught it?! WOW.
I feel bad for Theriot now: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110510&content_id=18881620¬ebook_id=18884486&vkey=notebook_chc&c_id=chc&partnerId=rss_chc
Cubs lose.
Daniel Descalso. Cub killer. (dying laughing)
Nice catch by Jay
Web gem.
Holy shit. I didn’t think there was any way for him to get to that.
I didn’t either, cw.
Good job, Marlon.
Well, at least Byrd hit it hard.
When was the last time Grabow pitched?
http://www.whenwasthelasttimegrabowpitched.net
Edit: May 1
White flag time?
I suppose I should put a modicum of faith into James Russell.
[quote name=Rice Cube]White flag time?[/quote]
I thought the “L” flag was blue.
It’s gonna happen.
Here’s the updated L flag for OV:
[quote name=AndCounting]It’s gonna happen.[/quote]You’re damn right it is.
They might as well IBB Castro here
They should give Pena a stolen base.
Damn.
13 singles?
[quote name=mb21]13 singles?[/quote]
Let’s See What Happens
I put off finishing online traffic school for this shit?
[quote name=mb21]13 fagets?[/quote]
.
http://www.didiputofffinishingonlinetrafficschoolforthisshit.com
Seems the league has figured out Sam Fuld.
(dying laughing)
My old seat is going on Stub Hub for $45 for tomorrow’s game.
Soto is getting an MRI today and Levine says Castillo will be in Chicago in case Soto needs to go on the DL.
It’s really weird seeing both the Royals and Pirates at or above .500 at this point in the season.
What do Kate Middleton and Osama bin Laden have in common?
[quote name=Jame Gumb]What do Kate Middleton and Osama bin Laden have in common?[/quote]
They both had their back door blown up by a guy in the Navy.
Sounds like if the Dodgers go to bankruptcy court, McCourt can keep control of the team. I hope that’s what happens. I really, really hate the idea of MLB taking over. MLB agreed to allow him to own a team, which is bullshit in itself seeing as they have no legal right to determine what McCourt or someone like Mark Cuban owns.
Mb, any developments on a link on the mobile site that takes you right to the bottom of the page? I remember you mentioning something like that.
[quote name=GBTS]Mb, any developments on a link on the mobile site that takes you right to the bottom of the page? I remember you mentioning something like that.[/quote]Or vice versa, from the bottom to the top (including the comments).
Well?
[quote name=Suburban Kid]
[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote name=GBTS]Mb, any developments on a link on the mobile site that takes you right to the bottom of the page? I remember you mentioning something like that.[/quote]The development is that I forgot. (dying laughing) I’ll try to get something up there later today.
[quote name=Suburban Kid]Or vice versa, from the bottom to the top (including the comments).[/quote]On the iphone you can just click the top of the screen and it takes you to the top. Is there not something like that on the device you’re using? It never occurred to me to add that feature.
I can probably add that as well. To the top of the comments or the top of the page?
To the top of the faget, not the faget.
Can somebody elaborate on why Hill’s drop wasn’t scored an error? I was surprised to see Zambrano earned all 4 runs.
[quote name=mb21]On the iphone you can just click the top of the screen and it takes you to the top. Is there not something like that on the device you’re using? It never occurred to me to add that feature.
I can probably add that as well. To the top of the comments or the top of the page?[/quote]
Umm…. it should take me to whatever arbitrary place on the page I’m interested in.
Seriously, I knew about tapping the top to bring it to the top, but whenever I would do it, it would reload the whole page, which sucks when there’s lots of comments. Mostly, you should ignore me.
[quote name=Suburban Kid]Umm…. it should take me to whatever arbitrary place on the page I’m interested in.
Seriously, I knew about tapping the top to bring it to the top, but whenever I would do it, it would reload the whole page, which sucks when there’s lots of comments. Mostly, you should ignore me.[/quote]
Does it still refresh the page when you click the top? With the new mobile version, it shouldn’t. It doesn’t for me. Let me know.
[quote name=Muck Muckintuck]Can somebody elaborate on why Hill’s drop wasn’t scored an error? I was surprised to see Zambrano earned all 4 runs.[/quote]Can’t assume an out in that situation. It was one Hill should have had, but there were a lot of factors to consider. Hill is preparing for contact with a runner running at full speed. He’s trying to field the ball on the bounce and then tag and prepare to be hit. Should have made the play, but it can’t be an error.
[quote name=mb21]Can’t assume an out in that situation. It was one Hill should have had, but there were a lot of factors to consider. Hill is preparing for contact with a runner running at full speed. He’s trying to field the ball on the bounce and then tag and prepare to be hit. Should have made the play, but it can’t be an error.[/quote]That sucks. Hill must of forgot to tape his fingers.
OK, I’ve got text placed right above the comments for Bottom of page and just below the comment form for Top of page. I’ll turn those into links when I have time later this afternoon.
[quote name=mb21]Does it still refresh the page when you click the top? With the new mobile version, it shouldn’t. It doesn’t for me. Let me know.[/quote]By jove it doesn’t old boy. Well done chap!
[quote name=Suburban Kid]By jove it doesn’t old boy. Well done chap![/quote]You’re still getting your top of page link because when people ask, I listen and deliver. That’s just the kind of guy I am.
Is there anything else I said I would look into and haven’t done yet? Speak now, bitches.
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[quote name=mb21]Can’t assume an out in that situation. It was one Hill should have had, but there were a lot of factors to consider. Hill is preparing for contact with a runner running at full speed. He’s trying to field the ball on the bounce and then tag and prepare to be hit. Should have made the play, but it can’t be an error.[/quote]
[quote name=mb21]Is there anything else I said I would look into and haven’t done yet? Speak now, bitches.[/quote]
What happened to that pay per click scheme whereby your best customers get to share in your revenues? I should have been paid by now but my Paypal account shows no activity.
[quote name=Suburban Kid]What happened to that pay per click scheme whereby your best customers get to share in your revenues? I should have been paid by now but my Paypal account shows no activity.[/quote]You got paid with functioning links to the top and bottom of the page. They’re done now. Enjoy.
[quote name=mb21]Is there anything else I said I would look into and haven’t done yet? Speak now, bitches.[/quote]
You still need to make it so I can comment with my profile at work faget. I don’t care if my firewall is the issue, fix it!
[quote name=WaLi2]You still need to make it so I can comment with my profile at work faget. I don’t care if my firewall is the issue, fix it![/quote]I’m going to go ahead and flag this myself.
TLR——–>out indefinitely
[quote name=dylanj]so TRL has shingles. that can hurt like a motherfucker[/quote]
I saw this and assumed you were talking about Lilly, until I saw the La Russa news this morning (dying laughing)
Oh noes! Scandal!
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/11/albert-pujols-hugs-cubs-gm-with-wrigley-faithful-looking-on/
[quote name=Berselius]I saw this and assumed you were talking about Lilly, until I saw the La Russa news this morning (dying laughing)[/quote]
One of you is a dumbass, but I’m not sure which.
(dying laughing)
I like the caption on the picture they used in that HBT article.
Just out of curiosity, did you increase the size of the fonts on the site the other day, or is that my computer?
[quote name=Suburban Kid]Just out of curiosity, did you increase the size of the fonts on the site the other day, or is that my computer?[/quote]
Neither.
[quote name=Jame Gumb]
.[/quote]Fixed
It seems the Shaggs broke the Internet.
Hey Berselius, I didn’t realize it was football season.
[quote name=Suburban Kid]
[/quote]
Fixed.
You should all read this, especially dj, article on
Chuck NorrisColin Kaepernick.http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/09/SP7Q1JDJ4O.DTL&ao=all
Excerpts include:
Alvin’s not very good at life.
And then 90 minutes later…
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/5/10/2164823/theriot-apparently-not-on-either-side-of-rivalry#66973054
(dying laughing)
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/5/11/2164923/ubaldo-jimenez-rockies-first-win?login=1305134235#66975487
(dying laughing) Or 4 percent of the active roster.
(dying laughing) There’s a meme in there.
Dick-high, eh? (dying laughing)
So when Alvin leaves the Wrigley restroom in the 7th inning of games, is he dick high?
I think Dick-high is in reference to being so high you sound as stupid as Dick Stockton.
[quote name=Jame Gumb]http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/5/11/2164923/ubaldo-jimenez-rockies-first-win?login=1305134235#66975487[/quote](dying laughing) KOWOH is everywhere Al is.
(dying laughing)
BCB getting some personality?
[quote name=jtsunami](dying laughing) KOWOH is everywhere Al is.[/quote]
KOWOH can’t help it.
O…M…G…
[quote name=Jame Gumb]BCB getting some personality?[/quote]
Al will dispense with it immediately. Resistance is futile.
Has anyone thought that Al might actually be a robot that doesn’t understand humor?
Or math?
Or logic?
[quote name=Aisle424]Has anyone thought that Al might actually be a faget that doesn’t understand humor?
Or math?
Or logic?[/quote]
.
I can sense Alvin seething with that comment (dying laughing)
[quote name=Aisle424]Has anyone thought that Al might actually be a robot that doesn’t understand humor?
Or math?
Or logic?[/quote]Or sports?
Or vagina sex?
I loaded some keystroke tracking software on Alvin’s computer and this is actually how that comment was typed…
“Crank rank”
(dying laughing)
nah
.
[quote name=Lukas]I can sense Alvin seething with that comment (dying laughing)[/quote]http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/5/11/2165289/cubs-lose-to-cardinals-6-4-more-missed-opportunities#66994232
[quote name=GBTS]http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/5/11/2165289/cubs-lose-to-cardinals-6-4-more-missed-opportunities#66994232[/quote]
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
Perfect.
[quote name=Suburban Kid]Just out of curiosity, did you increase the size of the fonts on the site the other day, or is that my computer?[/quote]The text is larger due to the new theme. I kind of like it. Much easier to see on the phone.
Batman has not aged well.
http://www.youtube.com/v/OKv3b9Oi4xA&hl
I’m surprised Al Yellon hasn’t banned the entire internet from his blog.
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Batman has not aged well.
http://www.youtube.com/v/OKv3b9Oi4xA&hl/quote
I bet I could make my son cry if I showed him that. He’s 4.
….Let’s see what happens.
(dying laughing)
Soto ———————————-> DL
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
I love that “Ohio State Player Actually Pays For His Car” is considered newsworthy now.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6526673
Wellington Castillo up to back up Koyie Hill (dying laughing)
I’m sure there will be an excellent excerpt from mb in tonight’s preview on how awesome Koyie is. Hopefully Koyie starts 80% of the games while Soto is out (dying laughing)
[quote name=Lukas]I bet I could make my son cry if I showed him that. He’s 4.
….Let’s see what happens.
(dying laughing)[/quote]
Just tell him the other guy was auditioning to replace the aging Batman.
I didn’t know you met Obama, mb.
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In-N-Out Burger opened in Texas today.
Fuck. That. Shit.
[quote name=Jame Gumb]In-N-Out Burger opened in Texas today.
Fuck. That. Shit.[/quote]
What’s wrong with In-N-Out? Animal style!
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/5/11/2165289/cubs-lose-to-cardinals-6-4-more-missed-opportunities#66999360
Wow
[quote name=Rice Cube]What’s wrong with In-N-Out? Animal style![/quote]
Did you watch that video?
Choice A: Wait in a 100-car line to get a double-double.
Choice B: Wait in a 5-car line to get a double Whataburger.
That’s an easy one for me. B? GW?
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Priests don’t play major league baseball.
That’s the difference.
Check out Chicago sports coverage at SB Nation Chicago
by Al Yellon on May 11, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up[/quote]
(dying laughing)
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Did you watch that video?
Choice A: Wait in a 100-car line to get a double-double.
Choice B: Wait in a 5-car line to get a double Whataburger.
That’s an easy one for me. B? GW?[/quote]
Oh yeah, I agree with you then. I never understood the idea of wasting gas in a drive-thru line, but that’s probably too far off the point.
In-N-Out burgers are really good though. If I had an equal wait time I’d eat In-N-Out. But I’m not going to wait a thousand years in a line while hemorrhaging gasoline to get that burger.
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[quote name=Jame Gumb]http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2011/5/11/2165289/cubs-lose-to-cardinals-6-4-more-missed-opportunities#66999360
Wow[/quote]
Once the novelty wears off, I’ll probably frequent 5 Guys, Whataburger and In-N-Out equally.
[quote name=Rice Cube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Fixed.[/quote]
Ah, that is better. Good show.
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Did you watch that video?
Choice A: Wait in a 100-car line to get a double-double.
Choice B: Wait in a 5-car line to get a double Whataburger.
That’s an easy one for me. B? GW?[/quote]
New dick-high joke: http://www.obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/articles/cubs-need-brett-jackson.html
[quote name=Jame Gumb]In-N-Out Burger opened in Texas today.
Fuck. That. Shit.[/quote]
I get it, In-N-Out Burger is good. But what the fuck is wrong with those people. They have to be waiting hours in a fucking drive through line.
That’s sad. (dying laughing)