Fuck You Dale Sveum

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It's been a few years since I busted out one of these but the mindfuck that was Dale Sveum's comments today about Castro & Rizzo has enraged me to the point of typing about it so here we go. 

Fuck you Dale Sveum. Fuck you and your horseshit pontifications about "accountability" and performance. If you really think that Starlin Castro & Anthony Rizzo belong in the minors then so do you. If you're a standup guy whose all about accountability then why on earth would you want some other coach to teach your two best players how to play the game the right way ™. You're the highest paid coach in the organization and you swagger around like daddy big dick so why don't you step the fuck up and handle that shit?  If the bottom line is performance without any regard to context then you need to fire yourself tomorrow Dale. Because the brass tacks of the situation look like this, you're a former hitting coach whose Cub teams have hit a grand .236 under your watch. They have driven in 340 runs in 185 games you managed. Your winning percentage is .389. Mike Quade's was .477. I repeat Mike fucking Quade is miles above you based on your bare bones, head in the sand evaluation method. So the next time you feel like running your mouth to the media about accountability remember it starts with you. I look forward to your next press conference from the Des Moines media center. 

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    Mercurial Outfielder

    Sullivan made it up.

    Sveum’s actual quote, via Miles: “Find options,” Sveum said. “If people keep playing like that, you have to find options. Get people playing time in Triple-A to figure this stuff out.”
    http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/7484

    He never mentioned Castro and Rizzo by name. Sullivan just made it up.

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    josh

    I’m guessing he is unhappy about the errors? I am too, though. I’m still wondering if Castro isn’t better off in another position. But I’m not sure what the advanced defensive stats say.

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    GBTS

    Colin Wyers on Twitter saying Sveum was specifically asked about Castro and Rizzo before that quote. I haven’t seen the video though.

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  4. dmick89

    What’s funny about this is that the top article on cubs.com is this: Castro increases hitting streaking to NL-best 13

    Something ain’t right here.

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    Rice Cube

    @ dmick89:
    According to Harry (and his timeline) there was a preceding question about Rizzo and Castro, but Sveum was more general about certain guys not performing. Bruce Miles also said that there’s no chance that Rizzo and Castro are demoted, and Sveum as far as I could tell never mentioned them by name. I’m just going off secondhand accounts though as I was watching “42” while this was being sorted out.

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  6. dmick89

    I would assume that there is no chance, realistically speaking. If one of them was something like 3-150 with 140 strikeouts I could see it, but it’s nowhere near there. Thoyer isn’t going to let this happen and since they’re the ones who actually send players to AAA, it ain’t happening.

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    GBTS

    dmick89 wrote:

    Castro increases hitting streaking to NL-best 13
    Something ain’t right here.

    Yeah. The team has played 16 games. That means he hasn’t gotten a hit in every single one. Send his ass to AA.

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  8. roadabari

    Am I the only one who just can’t get over the “That’s what America was founded on” comment? (dying laughing)

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    Suburban kid

    roadabari wrote:

    Am I the only one who just can’t get over the “That’s what America was founded on” comment? (dying laughing)

    (dying laughing)
    But actually, if you think about it, taxation without representation is the height of unaccountability.

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  10. Andrew

    Kane County won, and I believe hell froze over:

    BASERUNNING
    SB: Martin, T (2, 2nd base off Jenkins/Velazco), Vogelbach (1, 2nd base off Baker, C/Velazco).
    CS: Krist (1, 2nd base by Jenkins/Velazco), Hernandez, M (3, 2nd base by Baker, C/Velazco).

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    Rice Cube

    @ Andrew:
    Someone wasn’t paying attention. Or else the ground shook mightily as Vogey took off for second and nobody could get the ball to second because they were trying to keep their balance.

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    Rice Cube

    @ GBTS:
    Well, the Marlins would be asking for the moon for sure. I’m looking at the perspective of the Cubs. Can they survive a nuclear strike to the farm for Stanton given the injury issues (i.e. Cub’d)?

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    Rice Cube

    @ dmick89:
    It can be guesstimated, right? I mean, you have a guy who can conceivably put up 5+ WAR for the next 5-6 seasons and who isn’t even arb-eligible until next season. How many A/B specs is that worth?

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  14. dmick89

    4 years left after this right? So 4.5 years and a total of 25 WAR. Thereabouts. Say 150 million in value and he’d be paid about 50.

    Guys like Stanton don’t really work for this kind of analysis. That would be 3-4 blue chip prospects. No team would give that up.

    I don’t have any idea. A shitload of talent.

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  15. Aisle424

    The problem with trading for someone like Stanton or Price is that it would decimate the farm system again and they’d be right back where they were before Jed & Theo got here in the minors. The core might be a little better since they’d theoretically have Stanton, Castro, Rizzo in the middle of the lineup, but they’d still have Stewart/Valbuena at 3rd with nobody in the system to change that. They’d still only have Samardzija as an impact starter in the rotation with maybe Appel/Gray available next season.

    So their core would be:

    Stanton, Castro, Rizzo, Samardzija, Appel/Gray

    Usable pieces:

    Castillo, Barney, Jackson, Wood, Russell

    Potential useful pieces within 2 years:

    Rondon? Jackson?

    So I’m counting 13 roster spots at least that would need to be filled via free agency and we just saw what was available coming up. I think the Cubs have to wait until Soler/Baez/Almora/Vogelbach are at least in the AA/AAA range with plenty of talent below them before they start plundering the system for trades.

    I think trades will be there in the future. There will always be teams who have guys they can’t afford to keep in their circumstances. Maybe it will end up being CarGo when his contract gets expensive in 2015 if the Rockies start to suck again. I don’t know who it will be, but I’m pretty sure it will be someone.

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  16. roadabari

    And I agree with 424. The Cubs are so far from having any one piece getting them close to competitive that raiding the farm doesn’t seem to make much sense to me.
    Bruce Miles said that the Dbacks asked for Castro for Upton and the trade talks ended there. So that shows a little bit how Theo and Jed view a trade like that. I don’t know. No matter how amazing any player might be, he can only bat once in the lineup.
    ….for now.

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