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  • Daily Facepalm: Something I’ve Not Felt Since….

     

    There's been some unusual disturbances in the Force in the Cubs universe recently. Nothing on the scope of millions of voices suddenly crying out and being suddenly silenced, but more like when Luke went into that weird tree on Dagobah and you didn't know what the hell was going on.

    Movin' On Up

    The Cubs announced plans for the 2013 version of the annual Cubs Convention! So we'll see the usual gathering of snarky Cubs fans drinking alongside ex-players and media at Kitty O'Sheas and… wait… what? It's not at the Hilton this year?

    After 27 years at the Chicago Hilton and Towers, the Cubs are moving the convention to a new venue for the first time, giving the Sheraton Chicago Hotel & Towers on the Chicago River a crack at hosting the event a bit more smoothly than the Hilton seemed capable.  That's nothing against the people that worked at the Hilton.  The crowds just seemed too big for what their facilities could offer.  The Sheraton is a nicer facility and judging by its specs, the facilties are generally larger than what the Hilton can offer.

    The timing of it seemed odd since the Cubs had a bitch of a time selling the passes to last years' Cubs Con (I don't think they ever did actually sell out), and now they are moving to a bigger facility when enthusiasm about the Cubs has got to be at pre-Sammy Sosa lows?  Maybe they're getting a better deal from the Sheraton people.  Maybe the Ricketts are Sheraton rewards members and now they never have to pay for a Sheraton hotel room anywhere in the country for the rest of their lives.  I don't know. What I do know is that it's a pretty big tradition to break from. John McDonough is probably spinning in his grave. They should make sure they assign a few interns to hang out in the Hilton lobby to redirect wayward fans who accidentally end up at the wrong hotel out of sheer habit.

    Cubs Say They Don't Want a Revolution

    NBC has been hyping one of their new shows for awhile now and part of the preview involved the characters hiking past a grown-over Wrigley Field (I guess all of the world loses power in 2012 and it's now 15 years later or something). In the previews, beneath the marquee, a sign has been added declaring the Cubs as the 2012 World Champions. However when the show aired last night, the additional sign was blanked out.

    Apparently someone with the Cubs didn't like the reference:

    How’d they lose the championship in the final cut? “I can’t comment too much on it, only to say that the administration of the Cubs felt strongly that that shouldn’t be there,” [writer, Eric] Kripke tells TVLine. “I’m from the Midwest, and it was not meant as a dig. It was meant as a ‘Wouldn’t that be tragic irony, that I’m rooting for the Cubs and they finally won the year the world ended?’ It was about rooting for a team I have great affection for, but they didn’t see it that way. It’s their team, and I get it.”

    Again, it's strange that the Cubs weren't interested in free publicity, even if it wasn't in the best light.  Like Kripke said, it wasn't intended as a bash, but the Cubs do seem to be taking some strides to not be viewed as a national joke anymore. I mean, not on the field yet, what with Joe Mather still batting lead-off and such, but you catch my drift.

    Late Night Drinkin'

    According to Red Eye reporter, Matt Lindner, it seems the Cubs sold alcohol far later into the night than usual:

    In addition to setting a record for latest start in Wrigley Field history, Monday night also likely marked the longest amount of time beer sales were allowed. While the team generally cuts sales off in the seventh inning, on Monday night it was in the fourth inning. To be fair, the fourth inning took place around 11:30, meaning fans had a full six-and-a-half hours to get their drink on, so it's not like the Cubs were being unreasonable by shutting things down when they did.

    Wrigley's alcohol policy for as long as I can remember it has been consistent:

    Alcoholic beverages will not be sold after the last out of the 8th inning during day games and the last out of the 7th inning or 9:20 p.m. for night games.

    What I wasn't sure about is whether this policy is in accordance with some MLB alcohol policies (since every stadium I've ever been to has had similar policies), if it is something that is based on a written or informal agreement with the neighborhood, or if the Cubs are free to enforce or not enforce this policy based on individual circumstances.  I've never seen alcohol sales get extended beyond that 9:20 limit, and I've been to a number of games where the game has been delayed far enough into the night where the 9:20 cut-off happens well before the 7th inning.

    I sent an e-mail to Kevin Saghy, the Cubs PR and social media guru (I don't think that's his exact title, but it should be). He confirmed they sold beer until the 3rd inning and he referred me to Julian Green, Vice President, Communications and Community Affairs (his actual title) about the alcohol policy itself.

    I asked Mr. Green about the seeming discrepancy between their published alcohol policy and the sales getting extended last night and he was kind enough to respond (bolding is mine):

    There was no discrepancy last night since the policy refers only to on-time starts for day and night games. Our policy is consistent with the majority of baseball stadiums and ballparks which cut off alcohol sales at the end of the 7th or 8th inning but could also be discontinued earlier at the discretion of the team. Obviously, due to the 3 hour plus rain delay last night, the game started late. As Kevin shared with you, beer was sold for the first three innings then concluded at our discretion.

    So no MLB rules or local ordinances were broken. It was just a pretty unique situation and they decided the few hundred folks who stuck it out deserved a few beers. 

    So, in summation, the Cubs have moved their big fan festival to a venue that might actually be equipped to handle it, someone took some steps to eliminate the Cubs' lack of winning as a punchline on national TV, and they exercised some actual judgement in serving the fans who stuck out the insanely long delay to watch them lose.

    I knew I still sensed some good in them.

    143 Responses to “Daily Facepalm: Something I’ve Not Felt Since….”

    1. Rice Cube 1 Rice Cube says:

      Probably a good idea to end alcohol sales when they did, to give the drunks enough time to sober up so they could stumble home safer.

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    2. Aisle424 3 Aisle424 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Rosenbloom being Rosenbloom.

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    3. 4 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      They have to find a reason.

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    4. mb21 6 mb21 says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Maybe Santo will be at the Cubs Convention.

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    5. josh 7 josh says:

      I just noticed, having spent the afternoon staring at the Bears C, that the Reds apparently used the same graphic designer.

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    6. Berselius 8 Berselius says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      (dying laughing). I thought that was an onion article from the title for a sec.

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    7. Berselius 9 Berselius says:

      And you know that we got it (losses)

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    8. GW 10 GW says:

      miguel cabrera making a triple crown push (2 hrs/ 6 rbi tonight)

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    9. mb21 11 mb21 says:

      Didn’t the CUbs used to beat up on Homer Bailey? Did he get better or did the Cubs offense get that much worse?

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    10. mb21 12 mb21 says:

      The LaHair/Barney duo are just deadly at the plate. Can’t pitch to ‘em.

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    11. GW 13 GW says:

      @ mb21:

      both

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    12. josh 14 josh says:

      The Hair shows life!

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    13. Rice Cube 15 Rice Cube says:

      Sean Marshall hits Dave Sappelt. This means something.

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    14. mb21 16 mb21 says:

      I like Vitters has a -7 wRC+ (even lower than that now)

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    15. Rizzo the Rat 17 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ mb21:
      It’s -8!

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    16. Rice Cube 18 Rice Cube says:

      Tim Lincecum’s ERA just fell to an even 5…I don’t recall if it was this low before given the disastrous start, but this has to be a good thing.

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    17. josh 19 josh says:

      Oh no, the Cubs lost! The universe must have just imploded, amirite?

      Out a here.

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    18. Suburban kid 20 Suburban kid says:

      @ josh:
      The Cubs had that C for awhile too, back in the ’40s I think. If you remember the game that was the 60th anniversary of WGN telecasts in 2008, the throwbacks they wore that day had the Reds’ and Bears’ C on the hat. Zambrano started that day against the Braves. Edmonds had a clutch homerun and Len did a great Jack Brickhouse impression.

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    19. josh 21 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      The guy who designed it: “I got a great idea. What about a C with a little tip on it!”

      “Like the Red Stockings’?”

      “No, no, no *hic* COMPLETELY different.”

      “Are you drunk, sir?”

      “Of course!”

      “Just checking. Let’s hear more about this magical C.”

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    20. Mish 22 Mish says:

      Ken Rosenthal told me to watch my mouth on Twitter. This will be a good day.

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    21. Rice Cube 23 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mish:
      He’s watching you.

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    22. mb21 24 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      Why

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    23. Aisle424 25 Aisle424 says:

      @ mb21:

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    24. mb21 26 mb21 says:

      Mirosi is an idiot.

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    25. mb21 27 mb21 says:

      Morisi

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    26. WaLi 28 WaLi says:

      @ mb21:

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    27. Suburban kid 29 Suburban kid says:

      @ Aisle424:
      That is is the worst thing to every happen on Twitter. You’re outta here.

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    28. josh 30 josh says:

      I don’t get it with Cabrera. He has more homeruns. That’s basically the argument, right?

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    29. Rice Cube 31 Rice Cube says:

      Word on the grapevine is that Peoria went back to the Cardinals. Trying to hunt down a solid source on that.

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    30. mb21 33 mb21 says:

      @ WaLi:
      I can’t spell worth a shit on my phone.

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    31. mb21 34 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      Basically.

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    32. Suburban kid 35 Suburban kid says:

      @ mb21:
      Both “worth a shit” and “on my phone” seem to be rendered correctly. What’s the problem?

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    33. Suburban kid 36 Suburban kid says:

      @ Suburban kid:

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    34. josh 37 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      Trout might match Pujols’ best season in his rookie year. He’s a complete player. Okay, okay, preaching to the choir.

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    35. Rice Cube 38 Rice Cube says:

      The O’s are in a tie for first place again. And they’re calling up this guy:

      http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=bundy-000dyl

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    36. mb21 39 mb21 says:

      Considering how the Pirates fucked over the Cubs in recent years I was glad to see them repay the Pirates, but I’m actually hoping the O’s get in the playoffs.

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    37. josh 40 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      Me too. FO aside, I like the O’s as an underdog team. Appeals to the kid in me etc.

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    38. josh 42 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Saw that. That’s the best thing.

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    39. 43 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      Fuck Chicago sports writers. That is all.

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    40. josh 44 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Perhaps you should Twitter about it.

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    41. josh 45 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Are they throwing logs on the fire, or is this still about that article 2 days ago?

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    42. mb21 46 mb21 says:

      delete

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    43. 47 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:

      Fresh turd today. “Cutler Comes Up Small In Big Games” where author determines which were the “big” games and shockingly these magically overlapped with Jay’s poor performances. QED.

      Nothing like a self-confirming hypothesis!

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    44. Rice Cube 49 Rice Cube says:

      I was thinking that it would be pretty cool if something random like this would happen for the Cubs, since this happened under Theo’s watch…

      http://www.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/red-sox/alex-speier/2012/09/19/how-red-sox-discovered-their-best-pitcher

      Of course you’d hope they get something better than a reliever with past elbow issues, but still cool.

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    45. GW 50 GW says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      did you see the rosenbloom article calling him jay zambrano from the other day? I’m not going to link.

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    46. GW 51 GW says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      (dying laughing) that’s an archetypal scouting story.

      I had to walk back down the mountain for about four miles in freezing cold conditions with gloves, a balaclava and snow jacket,” he recounted. “At the bottom of the mountain, I found a convenience store, [and] I had the lady in there book me a taxi

      all the way down to the fact that it’s about a middle reliever in a mediocre bullpen. every scout reading that is now tumescent. bill plaschke has never been more envious.

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    47. Rice Cube 52 Rice Cube says:

      @ GW:
      I want to read about a scout who traveled to Micronesia in a Kon-Tiki raft to watch a kid throw coconuts at seagulls or something. That would be a topper.

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    48. SVB 54 SVB says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Write it up for Imaginaire. Make sure you include a lot stats that the Scout makes up to tout the “propect’s” talent. That’ll maybe get it through the Math requirement for Josh’s journal.

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    49. SVB 55 SVB says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      SI did a feature on this guy a few months ago. The O’s have been babying the crap outta his arm and took away his best offspeed pitch because of concerns. Except he has no injury history. If he kicks ass, the era of pitch and inning counts will be irreparably cemented as best practice no matter what Nolan Ryan does. My prediction is that he doesn’t actually know how to pitch that well. So his short term career will be extreme swings between awesome and suckage.

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    50. josh 57 josh says:

      @ SVB:
      That would be awesome.

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    51. josh 58 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      That’s such horseshit. The ire against him has snowballed and it makes no sense. Bring back Rex Grossman. Dey won gaymes unner him!

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    52. SVB 59 SVB says:

      So I’m confused about all this talk about the Bears. They aren’t in the same league, success-wise, as the Cubs. Why the interest? Clearly the Bears are like the Minnesota Twins of football, not always great, but frequently competitive.

      Shouldn’t the NFL analog to the Cubs be the Lions? Where is all the Lions chat here? Go Matt Stafford and Calvin Johnson. Rah Ndlucmsfoiusdfhlsk Suh, the Carlos Zambrano of football.

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    53. josh 60 josh says:

      @ SVB:
      Suh is like Zambrano, if Zambrano punched people in the face who got hits off of him.

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    54. Rice Cube 61 Rice Cube says:

      Cubs —> Kane County

      Not sure if they’ll have to pay a fine due to possible violations because of that leak a month ago.

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    55. Aisle424 62 Aisle424 says:

      I can’t believe you fuckers banned me today.

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    56. SVB 63 SVB says:

      @ josh:
      Fiery, no?

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    57. WaLi 64 WaLi says:

      @ Aisle424:

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    58. josh 65 josh says:

      @ SVB:
      Lions fans call him fiery. Everyone else calls him dirty.

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    59. mb21 66 mb21 says:

      @ Aisle424:
      That’s what you get for disagreeing with me.

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    60. SVB 67 SVB says:

      @ josh:
      To be honest, I wouldn’t know. I just know he has a rep as a hothead. I don’t really follow NFL much. MLB–>CFB–>College and some pro Hockey–>MLB.

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    61. Aisle424 68 Aisle424 says:

      @ mb21:
      You’re wrong. I’ve never disagreed with you.

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    62. Aisle424 70 Aisle424 says:

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    63. Aisle424 71 Aisle424 says:

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    64. josh 72 josh says:

      Here, if you guys don’t follow xkcd, this is cool. Click and drag the last panel. http://xkcd.com/1110/

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    65. josh 73 josh says:

      @ SVB:
      I don’t either, just what I hear when the Lions come to town.

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    66. Rice Cube 74 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      I liked the part in the middle where they paid homage to the first Mario game.

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    67. Berselius 75 Berselius says:

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    68. mb21 76 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      But baseball is dead, b. Nobody watches anymore.

      I swear, every time I read one of those articles I want to punch someone. If baseball was so dead, why are they making more money than they ever have? They made a fraction of the NFL a decade ago. now they’re almost even.

      Baseball is dead!

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    69. Rizzo the Rat 77 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ mb21:
      That would be fun. ut if the Orioles do make it, it would mean that sabermetrics is wrong and we’d have to find a new religion.

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    70. uncle dave 78 uncle dave says:

      @ josh:
      I’d give this a thumbs-up but I’m still scrolling through it.

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    71. Mish 79 Mish says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Baseball is dead!

      Long live baseball!

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    72. Mish 80 Mish says:

      Nobody wants a garage on their house any more. http://gaw.kr/NUwKuP

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    73. 81 Moe Syzlak says:

      @ Mish:

      Garage? Ooh lah lah Mr. Frenchman.

      It’s a car hole.

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    74. josh 82 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I went the other way first, and found it coming back up out of the tunnel, which was a pleasant surprise.

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    75. Rice Cube 83 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:
      There’s a ginormous building with a spire at some point, and when I kept trying to go up, it never seemed to end. I wonder what the range of this animation was. There were a couple Amish buggies too.

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    76. Rice Cube 84 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:
      I feel as though I missed a joke with the Aisley ban. But perhaps that is because I don’t read every post.

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    77. mb21 85 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      He couldn’t access the site today and it was because he didn’t send berselius the $50 monthly subscription. We don’t fuck around with late fees.

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    78. josh 86 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Someone figured it out in the forums. Very large, but I don’t remember what, exactly. You can find the whole thing done up google map style (zoom in/zoom out) somewhere. I’m real helpful, but I gotta jet for now so I don’t have time to look it up.

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    79. Rice Cube 87 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      I don’t have your $50 subscription fee, but *waves hand* credits will do fine.

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    80. Rice Cube 88 Rice Cube says:

      @ josh:

      Found it! I gave it about 5 minutes of my time, saw the big building and then went back and saw the bridge. Then I gave up (dying laughing)

      http://www.idigitaltimes.com/articles/11309/20120919/new-xkcd-click-drag-comic-shattered-record-worlds-largest-comic-with-panel-over-52-gb-large.htm

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    81. Aisle424 89 Aisle424 says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      @ mb21:
      I don’t have your $50 subscription fee, but *waves hand* credits will do fine.

      Bull-fucking-shit! Fucking credits will not do fine, motherfucker! Do you think you’re some sort of fucking Jedi, with that mind-control shit? Fuck that!

      (If Tarantino had directed Phantom Menace.)

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    82. Rice Cube 90 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:

      I just had an image of a Sith being clobbered by “The Bear Jedi”…

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    83. Suburban kid 91 Suburban kid says:

      If any of you jackwads would like a one-day pass for MLB.TV Premium good for tonight only, let me know within the next hour.

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    84. Suburban kid 92 Suburban kid says:

      Fuck it. This is the link. It will supposedly work for one person

      http://link.mlblists.com/r/EAP73J/ONOA3S/3OY5OW/1EEA7E/DXVEJK/HQ/h?a=920388645&b=6449099&c=399311680

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    85. mb21 93 mb21 says:

      (dying laughing) nobody wanted to watch free games

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    86. Mish 94 Mish says:

      Mish wrote:

      Nobody wants a garage on their house any more. http://gaw.kr/NUwKuP

      WTF? I tweeted this; I don’t think I posted this here…

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    87. mb21 95 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      A lot of people assume this site is twitter, but they’re wrong.

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    88. SVB 96 SVB says:

      @ uncle dave:
      I like the Giving Tree reference. And the UFO.

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    89. Mish 97 Mish says:

      @ mb21:
      Section for tomorrow’s facepalm:

      Is this Twitter?

      No.

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    90. Rizzo the Rat 98 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ mb21:
      The most interesting game today is the Verlander one, and it’s nationally televised.

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    91. Berselius 99 Berselius says:

      Mish wrote:

      Section for tomorrow’s facepalm:

      Is this Twitter?

      No.

      What is this then? It’s a message board, right?

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    92. Berselius 100 Berselius says:

      Rusin doing his part to make sure the Cubs don’t lose the #2 pick

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    93. Rice Cube 101 Rice Cube says:

      Soriano —> FUCK YOU BASEBALL

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    94. Rice Cube 102 Rice Cube says:

      Valbuena —> TOOTBLAN in a most (dying laughing) fashion

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    95. josh 103 josh says:

      Holy shit. Valbuena got picked off fucking with his batting gloves with his foot off the bag.

      THE CUBS WAY

      *pop*

      *brains splash on the ground*

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    96. Rizzo the Rat 104 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Tuned in to this game for a half-inning. That was… interesting.

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    97. Rice Cube 105 Rice Cube says:

      No more guest conductors. Please. Make it stop.

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    98. Rizzo the Rat 106 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Have I ever mentioned how much I hate “guest conductors”?

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    99. mb21 107 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      Maybe they sbould bring Rusin back into the game.

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    100. Rizzo the Rat 108 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Looks like we’re on the same page (I made my post before I saw yours).

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    101. josh 109 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Mute button. Every time.

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    102. Rizzo the Rat 110 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Harry Caray was not a good singer by any means, but at least he knew the song (tempo and lyrics), felt comfortable in front of a microphone, and let the audience sing half the song. At least 90% of the guest conductors pale in comparison.

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    103. Berselius 111 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      Give him one of Brooks Raley’s jerseys and send him back out there, I don’t think anyone would notice (dying laughing).

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    104. Berselius 112 Berselius says:

      @ josh:

      Another Valbuerror

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    105. Rizzo the Rat 113 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Y. Molina has 20 homers. Wow. I’m starting to believe he’s turned himself into a good hitter.

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    106. mb21 114 mb21 says:

      The guest conductor makes a mockery of what Harry made popular in Chicago. I’m surprised the Cardinals haven’t had a 7th inning stretch singer (a horrible one) at Busch vs. the Cubs just to make fun of this shit.

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    107. Rizzo the Rat 115 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ mb21:
      People saw what Harry did and said, “Hey, anyone can do that!” Thing is, what Harry did was not so easy. That guy knew how to play to an audience.

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    108. WaLi 116 WaLi says:

      Did the guest conductor leave the interview after 2 outs? I wasn’t really paying attention to who it was, but he was definitely dismissed early.

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    109. mb21 117 mb21 says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      Harry got the fans into it. They looked forward to that at Wrigley Field. The guest conductor thing was cool in 1998 and maybe even 1999, but since then it’s just been stupid. It’s long past time to give that up.

      I have never seen the fans as into the stretch since his death as he would get them on a daily basis.

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    110. Rice Cube 118 Rice Cube says:

      Valbuena’s TOOTBLAN is on the Gameday highlights now.

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    111. Rizzo the Rat 119 Rizzo the Rat says:

      I always thought “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” was an awkward choice to sing. I mean, some kind of fight song I could see, but a song about how much you would like to see a game when you’re already at one? (Not to mention, if you read the lyrics to the rarely-sung verses, it’s written from the perspective of a woman who wants her beau to take her on a date. That’s why it says “Take me out.”)

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    112. Berselius 120 Berselius says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:

      This is also a team that plays a song that says “The Cubs are gonna win today” only after they actually win (dying laughing)

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    113. Rice Cube 121 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      Cubs traditions aren’t very good at using proper tense, as you might tell from the rare Cubs win song.

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    114. mb21 122 mb21 says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      I’m reminded of this quote that can be found on Baseball Almanac.

      “In the seventh inning fans all get up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ball Game,’ and they’re already there. It’s really a stupid thing to say and I don’t know who made ‘em sing it. Why would somebody that’s there get up and sing take me out to the ball game? The first person to do it must have been a moron.” – Pitcher Larry Anderson

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    115. GW 123 GW says:

      @ Berselius:
      @ mb21:

      get gbts on the phone. maybe we can strike them both down on technicalities.

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    116. josh 124 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      (dying laughing)
      So true. I couldn’t tell you what either one looked like.

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    117. Rice Cube 125 Rice Cube says:

      Stupid Reds bullpen. Cubs are gonna lose the #2 pick.

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    118. Rizzo the Rat 126 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Cubs hitters are patient now?

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    119. Berselius 127 Berselius says:

      @ GW:

      If we strike it down, it will return more powerful than you can ever imagine.

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    120. Rizzo the Rat 128 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ Berselius:
      I’ve noticed that, too. I think a lot about song lyrics. Like how when Harry changed the original lyric from “Crackerjack” to “Crackerjacks,” he violated the rhyme scheme (it’s supposed to rhyme with “back”). Call me a pedant.

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    121. josh 129 josh says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      In the song, the woman is like so obsessed with baseball, isn’t she just asking dudes on dates at random so she can go? It’s a silly song, either way.

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    122. GW 130 GW says:

      @ Berselius:

      as emo ballads?

      makes sense.

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    123. josh 131 josh says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      You’re a pederast.

      Fact check disagrees, but I don’t check fact check before I post.

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    124. Rizzo the Rat 132 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ josh:
      No. The 1908 lyric specifies she’s asking her “young beau,” and the 1927 lyric changed it to her “boyfriend by the name of Joe.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me_Out_to_the_Ball_Game#Lyrics

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    125. Rice Cube 133 Rice Cube says:

      Dammit Brett Jackson. Swing at the close ones!

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    126. josh 134 josh says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      And slowing it to like 1/10th of the original speed b/c booze. So our suffering is drawn out to a crazy long time period.

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    127. Rice Cube 135 Rice Cube says:

      http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=24904243&c_id=mlb

      I like the part where Beef Castle looks up and is like “Oh WTF” (dying laughing)

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    128. josh 136 josh says:

      More preaching to the choir, but a good breakdown of why Trout is better, looking beyond just WAR:

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/mike-trout-miguel-cabrera-and-measuring-value/

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    129. Berselius 137 Berselius says:

      Rizzo the Rat wrote:

      Call me a pedant.

      Don’t tell me what to do.

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    130. Rice Cube 139 Rice Cube says:

      Cubs can still walk off.

      Here’s the pitch that got BJax looking…

      http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=24910119&c_id=mlb

      Looked like a two-seamer with some really sick movement, started out and then tailed back before he had a chance to react.

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    131. josh 140 josh says:

      A little Yakity Sax going on or what?

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    132. josh 141 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      He really does strike out a lot.

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    133. Mish 142 Mish says:

      Not that I have a problem with manager/player sticking up for their own guy, but Leyland’s story about some guy “handing him a page of Sabermetrics” is pretty (dying laughing).
      http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/newsstand/discussion/tigers_justin_verlander_blasts_mvp_voters_who_arent_ready_to_vote_for_migue#When:09:39:03Z

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