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  • Daily Facepalm – 4.6.12

    Cubs game recap

    The Cubs lost 2-1 to the Nationals yesterday. Ryan Dempster had an incredible start, striking out ten batters in 7.2 innings. Unfortunately, after he was relieved in the 8th inning Kerry Wood walked three straight batters to tie the game. Carlos Marmol gave up a double in the 9th to Cubs Legend Chad Tracy followed by a bloop single by Ian Desmond. Ian Stewart just missed a HR off Brad Lidge in the ninth, and pinch runner Joe Mather was thrown out at home in the next at bat. To Dempster's credit, he got the strikeouts but the Cubs best defender yesterday was the wind blowing hard in from center field. Stewart's ball wasn't the only hard-hit one that would have gone out on an average day at Wrigley.

    Wood had a lousy day but I still think he should be the primary set-up man. He's not as good as he once was but I don't think there's much case to say that any of the other non-Marmol relievers are better than he is right now unless he's injured.

    Dempster's start was the best by game score (78) for a Cubs opener since Bill Bonham in 1974 (87).

    Yesterday's TOOTBLANS

    Alfonso Soriano was thrown out stealing third base in the fourth inning. Marlon Byrd later singled in Stewart, who was behind Soriano on the basepaths, for the Cubs only run.

    Joe Mather was thrown out at the plate in the bottom of the ninth after running on contact. I think he was out either way, since that ball was hit pretty hard to the third baseman. I'd chalk it up to bad luck, but the TOOTBLAN definition is a harsh mistress.

    Is there a Cubs game today?

    Gio Gonzalez and Matt Garza face off tomorrow at noon.

    Maybe Bill Murray should stop throwing out the first pitch

    Ryan Dempster accidentally used the ceremonial first pitch ball for the first actual pitch of the game. Bill Murray had signed it and added "good luck, Ryan". Ian Desmond hit a single on Dempster's first pitch.

    Pictures from opening day

    Fellow Cubs bloggers Doc Blume and Julie DiCaro attended the game and took many pictures. Consensus all around the blog/tweet-osphere is that the new videoboard was a positive addition to the park.

    Cubs interested in John Lannan

    You can never have too many slightly above replacement level pitchers that are paid more than league minimum. Though maybe the best way to improve the pen is to pick up a ton on fringy starters and make them setup men. It worked wonders for Sean Marshall.

    Media waiting to pile on Cubs "culture"

    For some reason Cubs players are "tired of the perception that failure is institutionalized in the organization". I wonder what's perpetuating that perception?

    Wait, what? moment

    During yesterday's game WGN had a shot of someone wearing a "Sveamus Catuli" t-shirt. That doesn't even make sense, and was way too complicated to explain to someone who didn't get the reference. Still better than Pujols mows my lawn, though.

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    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
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    35 Responses to “Daily Facepalm – 4.6.12”

    1. 1 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      During yesterday’s game WGN had a shot of someone wearing a “Sveamus Catuli” t-shirt. That doesn’t even make sense, and was way too complicated to explain to someone who didn’t get the reference. Still better than Pujols mows my lawn, though.

      I guess that means my “Chicastro Cubsorianos” shirt is probably not going to sell well.

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    2. Berselius 2 Berselius says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      I guess that means my “Chicastro Cubsorianos” shirt is probably not going to sell well.

      I might make some Rudy Strode shirts and see how many people get the clever pop culture reference.

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    3. 3 Marilyn Hagerty says:

      In my day, gentlemen wore wool or linen suits and fedoras to the ballpark, not childish t-shirts with silly slogans on them.

      But this is the here and the now. The annual challenge of how to boil an egg is upon us. And the old Betty Crocker book says you can gently lower eggs into boiling water in a saucepan. Reduce heat, but keep the water simmering for 18 to 20 minutes until the eggs are cooked. Cool eggs under cold water. This makes eggs easier to handle.

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    4. GBTS 4 GBTS says:

      (dying laughing)

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    5. 6 Marilyn Hagerty says:

      Ask Marilyn

      Q. What clever license plates have you been seeing lately?

      A. My extra eyes in this area have seen UNBLVBL (Unbelievable) and KRZLDY (Krazy Lady). Then there was RAN 1 and BCKNBLK, which I am still trying to figure out.

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    6. Berselius 7 Berselius says:

      Mets are insulting their best customers by giving away hundreds of free tickets to tomorrow’s game

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    7. Suburban kid 8 Suburban kid says:

      Marilyn Hagerty ———————-> prefers Bon Scott-era AC/DC.

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    8. Rice Cube 9 Rice Cube says:

      Yesterday’s TOOTBLANS
      Alfonso Soriano was thrown out stealing third base in the fourth inning. Marlon Byrd later singled in Stewart, who was behind Soriano on the basepaths, for the Cubs only run.
      Joe Mather was thrown out at the plate in the bottom of the ninth after running on contact. I think he was out either way, since that ball was hit pretty hard to the third baseman. I’d chalk it up to bad luck, but the TOOTBLAN definition is a harsh mistress.

      Seemed like there was some debate on whether Soriano was safe or not, but I felt that it was a stupid risk anyway. Would’ve been nice if he was safe, but seriously, don’t do that again.

      As for Mather, I don’t mind the going on contact thing but Baker hung him out to dry.

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    9. Mucker 10 Mucker says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      The throw beat him by a good amount. He might have got his hand in before the tag but the ump will call a runner out 10 times out of 10 if the throw beats him.

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    10. Berselius 11 Berselius says:

      McNutt pitching tonight for Tenn

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    11. Rizzo the Rat 12 ACT says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I was definitely cringing at Baker coming to bat versus an RHP in a big game situation, but it’s not as if they had a lot of left-handed hitters on the bench (or first basemen).

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    12. Berselius 13 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      Blake DeWitt would have been a less sucky choice in that situation.

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    13. Rizzo the Rat 14 ACT says:

      @ Berselius:
      He was already brought in as a pinch-hitter, I believe.

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    14. Berselius 15 Berselius says:

      @ ACT:

      You’re right, he pinch-hit for Dempster in the 8th

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    15. Rice Cube 16 Rice Cube says:

      @ ACT:
      Yup. He pinch-hit for Kerry Wood after the fail.

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    16. Rice Cube 17 Rice Cube says:

      In that situation instead of the contact play, I would’ve tried a squeeze play.

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    17. Rice Cube 18 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I mean, what was the point of Buntfest 2012 if you’re not going to try that?

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    18. Berselius 19 Berselius says:

      The Reds offer for Brandon Phillips is 5/60 for his 2012-2016 seasons. Doesn’t sound like a great deal to me, but I’m someone who has always been down on him for no reason that I can pin down.

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    19. WaLi 20 WaLi says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      He’s K’ing at a 25%-30% clip in the minors. There’s just no positive way to spin that.

      I’m not denying that, but I thought you were saying he doesn’t have plate discipline or patience.

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    20. Suburban kid 22 Suburban kid says:

      @ Berselius:
      Racist

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    21. Berselius 23 Berselius says:

      @ Berselius:

      I guess I can pin it down. It’s his .322 career OBP

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    22. melissa 24 melissa says:

      Did anyone mention DeRosa getting a rousing ovation during pre-game intros yesterday? It was another facepalm worthy moment.

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    23. Rizzo the Rat 25 ACT says:

      @ melissa:
      I don’t see what the problem is. DeRosa was a valuable player on the last 2 Cubs teams to win division titles.

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    24. melissa 26 melissa says:

      @ ACT:
      I don’t have anything against DeRosa, Cubs fans worship of him is just a little too over the top for me. He’s not a Cubs legend by any stretch but that’s how fans seem to react to him. I’m just over it, probably because I don’t like anything. (dying laughing)

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    25. Rizzo the Rat 27 ACT says:

      I couldn’t complain about fans over-appreciating a player (especially a good player, as DeRosa was). The under-appreciation for Ramirez, Zambrano and the like is another story.

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    26. Rodrigo Ramirez 28 Rodrigo Ramirez says:

      Berselius wrote:

      (dying laughing)

      http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com/2012/04/nightmare-that-was-opening-day-in.html

      So Cubs fans may not be the worst after all?

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    27. Mucker 29 Mucker says:

      @ ACT:
      That’s what pisses me off. They give DeRosa standing Os but I’ll bet a dollar they boo Z and A Ram. If they show the same type of love for all former Cubs, then that’s fine.

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    28. melissa 30 melissa says:

      I’m with Mucker. The love for DeRosa when combined with the vitriol shown toward other players is what probably annoys me most.

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    29. Mucker 31 Mucker says:

      @ melissa:
      And I’m not trying to say DeRosa wasn’t good for the Cubs because he was quite good. But Z was probably the best pitcher since Maddux and ARam was the best 3B since Santo. They should be honored more than they are from the fanbase.

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    30. Suburban kid 32 Suburban kid says:

      Please tell me A-Ram is not going to be booed when he comes back.

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    31. Mish 33 Mish says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      Please tell me I’m going to be far away from a TV when A-Ram is booed when he comes back.

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    32. mb21 34 mb21 says:

      I agree with Melissa and Mucker here. I’m all for appreciating what DeRosa did for the Cubs in 2007 and 2008. I think it’s great they treat him the way they do, but it’s also ridiculous because of how they treat other players. I don’t want the fans to start treating DeRosa the same as they do other former players, but it’s going to be disgusting listening to them boo Ramirez and Zambrano.

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