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  • Daily Facepalm 3.21.12

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    Practice Game(s) Recap

    Dempster went six innings against the Rangers, allowing 2 runs on four hits and 2 walks and striking out three. Marmol had a scoreless 2/3 of the inning before leaving the game with some sort of hand injury. It was chalked up to cramps but he's getting an MRI anyway. The Cubs scored two runs on either side of a Blake DeWitt triple but were otherwise unable to generate much offense against Neftali Feliz and the Rangers.

    Against the A's, Rodrigo Lopez continued his quietly good spring with 5 innings of one-run ball, with four strikeouts. I think he has a good chance to stick around as the long man in the pen given Sonnanstine's and Wood's troubles this spring. Tony Campana had 4 hits, including the Cubs only extra base hit of the day (a double).

    Is there a Cubs game today?

    No.

    Opening Day Starter speculation

    ESPN's Doug Padilla thinks that things are moving in a Ryan Dempster direction for the opening day gig. Sveum will most likely make an officially official announcement on Friday. The ESPN guys continue to be under the impression that Maholm has been fighting for a job on the roster, but now believe that his job is safe.

    Tempering expectations for Ian Stewart

    Ian Stewart missed a few games with a minor quad injury, but a more concerning bit of news is that his wrist isn't completely healed (and might never be):

    “It stinks to say, but I’ve kind of got to the point where I have some nagging stuff that’s probably going to linger for a while with my wrist,” Stewart said. “That’s why I always have heat or ice on my wrist. That’s just a thing that’s going to be there.”

    That wrist problem (and a hamstring injury) was a big part of his crummy 2010.

    Rafael Dolis profile

    John at Cubs Den has a nice profile of Rafael Dolis, who will probably take over the closer role from Marmol at some point in the next few years.

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    Video of the day

    Inspired by technical comment tangent I recently enjoyed

     

    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
    Berselius

    132 Responses to “Daily Facepalm 3.21.12”

    1. Berselius 1 Berselius says:

      bubblesdachimp wrote:

      William Ladson ‏ @washingnats Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
      Stephen Strasburg will be the #Nats’ Opening Day starter.

      Sources also report that the sun will rise in the east that day

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    2. josh 2 josh says:

      Page is such a badass guitar player.

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    3. Mish 3 Mish says:

      josh wrote:

      Page is the greatest thief of American black music ever to walk the Earth.

      Simpson’d.

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    4. Berselius 4 Berselius says:

      @ Mish:

      Have the Rolling Stones killed

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    5. WaLi 5 WaLi says:

      Mish wrote:

      Robin Hood is the greatest thief of American black music ever to walk the Earth

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    6. josh 6 josh says:

      @ Mish:
      Yeah, some of their songs were ripoffs of blues music, but what Jimmy did with them was uniquely his own. But just his technical ability is outstanding.

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    7. Mish 7 Mish says:

      @ josh:
      Oh I agree, Page is one of my 2-3 favorite guitarists. That line just has always stuck with me. (dying laughing)

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    8. 8 AB says:

      I can’t really get into Zep after ‘Houses of the Holy’. Physical Graffiti has too much filler for me (although I love ‘In My Time of Dying’ and ‘Ten Years Gone’), and Page’s live playing was way too sloppy for my tastes. Also the setlists on the live shows were way too repetitive. you can only sit through a 40 minute version of Moby Dick so many times.

      However that Royal Albert Hall Concert in January 1970 is probably one of the best shows I’ve ever heard. That’s where Page pulled ‘We’re Gonna Groove’ from and put all the overdubs on for the ‘Coda’ album.

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    9. bubblesdachimp 9 bubblesdachimp says:

      I have never understood why we teach kids that Robin Hood was a hero and not a villain. He seems like kinda a dick to me stealing peoples money and giving it to the poor.

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    10. 10 AB says:

      I also love the first 3-4 Genesis albums with Phil Collins (up until ‘Duke’ probably), so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

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    11. 11 Urk says:

      What I like in page is less the virtuosity-Jeff Beck, for instance, is a better technician but less interesting to listen to IMHO-and more the imagination and almost-sloppy aggressiveness.

      Plant, on the other hand, has been a better and more interesting singer solo than with Zep, IMHO. When he says “does anybody remember laughter?” here in that silly high voice, my response is always, “yeah buddy, and I’m laughing at you.”

      also, Led Zep’s lasting contribution to the great tradition of ripping off black singers has less to do with musical appropriation than some folks (like the Stones) and more to do with just blatantly not giving songwriting credits & therefore publishing royalties to folks like Willie Dixon, who sued their asses and won. OTOH, they did give Memphis Minnie a 1/5 credit on their version of “When the Levee Breaks” which is a totally radical rearrangment & bears little resemblance to her tune at all.

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    12. josh 12 josh says:

      @ AB:
      I listened to Invisible Touch relentlessly as a kid, but that’s pretty much all I know about Genesis.

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    13. josh 13 josh says:

      @ Urk:
      I gotta admit you guys know way more about Led Zeppelin than I do.

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    14. GBTS 14 GBTS says:

      GBTS ——> Washington DC for the summer.

      Any and all recommendations for neighborhoods to live that are easily accessible to the Metro Red line would be greatly appreciated. I get a modest housing subsidy, so cost isn’t an overwhelming concern.

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    15. 15 Urk says:

      @ AB:

      I like a lot of Physical Graffiti but there’s definitely some filler there. For Zep, the stuff around 68-70 is just ourtrageous-so much raw energy on stuff that just got ponderous later. I ran into a version of the Eddie Cochran song “C’mon Everybody” by Zep from 1970s the other day just dicking around on youtube- totally rocked.

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    16. Mish 16 Mish says:

      We have our morning tangent of the day! I’m just a fan; being one of the younger folks here, I came to LZ well after their hayday. I really only know bits and pieces about their history; the music is all I know. And I generally love it. I do agree that Moby Dick gets old, as do some other songs in a live setting. But I still love them.

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    17. 17 Urk says:

      @ AB:

      As a record collector and obscuro-rock head I am required to say that I like the Peter Gabriel era Genesis better than the other stuff. The only problem is that I’ve never gotten around to listening to any of it except for The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway which I thought was ok but can’t really remember anything about.

      /Rock Crit Cred’d

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    18. Mish 18 Mish says:

      @ GBTS:
      You know if you start working for the federal gubmint we can no longer be (Facebook/OV) friends, right? (dying laughing)

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    19. josh 19 josh says:

      @ Mish:
      Yeah, I don’t really know shit about their live stuff. I have music ADD. I like to constantly find new music.

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    20. 20 Urk says:

      Mish wrote:

      We have our morning tangent of the day! I’m just a fan; being one of the younger folks here, I came to LZ well after their hayday. I really only know bits and pieces about their history; the music is all I know. And I generally love it. I do agree that Moby Dick gets old, as do some other songs in a live setting. But I still love them.

      I grew up with Zep, dropped them like a hot potato when I embraced punk rock and then came back to them in the mid-80s like a lot of punks. By the time my first decent punk band called it quits in 1988 we were ending our sets with an abridged version of “When The Levee Breaks.” It was not ironic.

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    21. Aisle424 21 Aisle424 says:

      bubblesdachimp wrote:

      I have never understood why we teach kids that Robin Hood was a hero and not a villain. He seems like kinda a dick to me stealing peoples money and giving it to the poor.

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    22. Berselius 22 Berselius says:

      Chris Carpenter —————> out indefinitely

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    23. 23 Urk says:

      And, I think I just outed myself as one fo the older folks here.

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    24. Mish 24 Mish says:

      @ Urk:
      Yeah see, most of this happened before I was born. (dying laughing) And considering I picked up Zeppelin from my peers (who were also generally oblivious to their history), the Simpsons line I mentioned above might actually have been the first time I heard about Page’s thievery.

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    25. mb21 25 mb21 says:

      bubblesdachimp wrote:

      I have never understood why we teach kids that Robin Hood was a hero and not a villain. He seems like kinda a dick to me stealing peoples money and giving it to the poor.

      Would he be less of a dick if he stole from the poor and gave it to the rich? Oh wait, that’s already happening.

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    26. mb21 26 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      Chris Carpenter or The Other Chris Carpenter?

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    27. josh 27 josh says:

      @ Urk:
      I went through a simliar cycle in the late ’80s, except that I was 9.

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    28. Mish 28 Mish says:

      @ Berselius:
      Which one? (dying laughing)

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    29. Berselius 29 Berselius says:

      Mish wrote:

      Which one? (dying laughing)

      The good one

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    30. Mish 30 Mish says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Would he be less of a dick if he stole from the poor and gave it to the rich? Oh wait, that’s already happening.

      (dying laughing) so true.

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    31. mb21 31 mb21 says:

      I liked LZ when I was younger, but I don’t think I’ve listened to them in 10 or 15 years. They remind me of Rush. Some great songs, but too many of them sound the same for my liking.

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    32. mb21 32 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      I know. I’ve never considered Robinhood a hero, but if the worst thing a person does is steal from the rich and give to the poor then we’ll have a better society than we have today. I don’t condone it. I’d prefer nobody steals from others, but if you are going to steal, take it from the rich and distribute it to the poor. For that matter, just take back what the rich have already stolen from the poor.

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    33. josh 33 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      I just cherry pick the good ones and ignore the rest. Ah the digital age.

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    34. GBTS 34 GBTS says:

      @ Mish:
      Don’t tell him you’re working for a federal agency.

      *Gasp* But why else would you be moving to Washington?

      It’s for a pornography store. I’m going to sell pornography.

      Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.

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    35. GBTS 35 GBTS says:

      Don’t worry Mish, I will have no authority/influence over any criminal laws, specifically drug laws. (dying laughing)

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    36. bubblesdachimp 36 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ GBTS:

      I live in DC how much you want to spend/ where you commuting to?

      Also MB,

      the rich are not stealing from the poor.

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    37. Berselius 37 Berselius says:

      @ GBTS:

      I could tell you plenty about the western exurbs, but that doesn’t do you any good. My main advice would be “don’t live there” anyway (dying laughing)

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    38. 38 Urk says:

      josh wrote:

      went through a simliar cycle in the late ’80s, except that I was 9.

      In my teens my favorite reading material for a while was Creem magazine, which had this totally ridiculous Clash vs. Led Zep thing going in the letters coloumn. totally funny over-the-top musical tribalism. that whole magazine was pretty great in the late 70s-early 80s.

      One of the struggles of my life for a while was reconciling myself to having conversations with people who were born after London Calling came out. Then I had to teach classes filled with people born the same year that Nevermind was released. Its hard out there for a geriatric punk.

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    39. GBTS 39 GBTS says:

      @ mb21:

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    40. mb21 40 mb21 says:

      bubblesdachimp wrote:

      the rich are not stealing from the poor.

      In what world do you live in?

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    41. mb21 41 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      (dying laughing)

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    42. josh 42 josh says:

      @ Urk:
      You’ll be happy to know I was born several months before London Calling came out.

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    43. Berselius 43 Berselius says:

      mb21 wrote:

      In what world do you live in?

      One where the rich write the dictionaries. Or tax codes.

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    44. mb21 44 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      I like it when I can listen to entire sets and with LZ they all just sound the same to me after awhile. I admit the early stuff is a lot better, but give an LZ bootleg and I’ll listen to it once. I may not even listen to all of it. Give a Dead bootleg and I’ll listen to it over and over and over.

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    45. dylanj 45 dylanj says:

      its not stealing from the poor MD its just trickle up economics

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    46. Berselius 46 Berselius says:

      Hard to believe there’s trade interest in Blake DeWitt. I wonder what C+ prospect they could get for him.

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    47. mb21 47 mb21 says:

      Berselius wrote:

      One where the rich, white males write the dictionaries.

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    48. mb21 48 mb21 says:

      Berselius wrote:

      I wonder what D+ prospect they could get for him.

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    49. Berselius 49 Berselius says:

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    50. 50 AB says:

      Urk wrote:

      @ AB:
      I like a lot of Physical Graffiti but there’s definitely some filler there. For Zep, the stuff around 68-70 is just ourtrageous-so much raw energy on stuff that just got ponderous later. I ran into a version of the Eddie Cochran song “C’mon Everybody” by Zep from 1970s the other day just dicking around on youtube- totally rocked.

      That’s exactly how I feel. The 69-70 shows are simply amazing and few bands can touch their energy and how tight the sound was. Page’s guitar was literally blistering.

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    51. Mish 51 Mish says:

      @ mb21:
      I mean, I don’t agree with stealing from anyone, but yeah, one might be less morally appalling than the other. (dying laughing)

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    52. Aisle424 52 Aisle424 says:

      mb21 wrote:

      I wonder what 32-year old D+ prospect they could get for him.

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    53. Mish 53 Mish says:

      GBTS wrote:

      Don’t worry Mish, I will have no authority/influence over any criminal laws, specifically drug laws. (dying laughing)

      Actually, it might be to my benefit if you did. (dying laughing)

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    54. Rice Cube 54 Rice Cube says:

      Led Zeppelin and trickle-up economics. This blog has everything!

      There’s even some baseball thrown in there, I see.

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    55. 55 AB says:

      josh wrote:

      @ AB:
      I listened to Invisible Touch relentlessly as a kid, but that’s pretty much all I know about Genesis.

      Steve Hackett is quite an underated guitar player, he was doing finger tapping in the early 70s, and combined alot of classical and jazz techniques into his playing. Of course he left the band in 77 a couple albums after Gabriel did before they went pop. “Dancing with the Moonlight Knight’ is a pretty good capsule of all his techniques. He actually performed sitting down alot of times.

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    56. Mish 56 Mish says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      There’s even some baseball thrown in there, I see.

      That’s something we’ll have to remedy, now isn’t it?

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    57. Rice Cube 57 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      I wonder if that was the same pitch type that hit the batter before he was pulled.

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    58. GBTS 58 GBTS says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      Commuting to the Rockville stop on the red line. Ideally I’d like to spend around $1200/month. Looking for a an interesting, safe area that’s walking distance from the metro.

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    59. Aisle424 59 Aisle424 says:

      I’m glad Walgreen’s read your suggestion, Mish.

      http://now.msn.com/living/0320-walgreens-fake-vagina.aspx

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    60. GBTS 60 GBTS says:

      AB wrote:

      Page’s guitar was literally blistering.

      False, I bet.

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    61. josh 61 josh says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Feels like fucking a flashlight.

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    62. josh 62 josh says:

      @ GBTS:
      True, if you’re Jimmie Page.

      There’s a story someone, can’t remember who, tells of SRV in a studio session playing hard (he played super thick strings) that he split his finger open. His solution was to cut a chunk of skin of his toe, super glue it into the cut, and resume playing.

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    63. mb21 63 mb21 says:

      Mish wrote:

      I mean, I don’t agree with stealing from anyone, but yeah, one might be less morally appalling than the other. (dying laughing)

      Exactly. Just like stealing food because you’re starving is much less appalling than stealing food because you don’t want to pay for it.

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    64. Berselius 64 Berselius says:

      @ GBTS:

      Adams Morgan / Dupont circle is the happening neighborhood, from what I hear. It’s on the red line. Might be too yuppified now though. I know grad students at UMD who lived in Silver Spring.

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    65. GBTS 65 GBTS says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Just like stealing food because you’re starving is much less appalling than stealing food because you don’t want to pay for it.

      Ahem.

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    66. Berselius 66 Berselius says:

      @ GBTS:
      Don’t tell me what to do

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    67. Mucker 67 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      Josh I heard that too. But I always heard that SRV used super glue to close all his callous. Not necessarily use skin from his toes. Talk about a man who loved to play. That guitar was like another limb for him. I’ve never seen anybody play with that much raw passion and emotion. That man was brilliant.

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    68. josh 68 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      He’s one of the few people that I sometimes get sad about being gone, even though it’s been years since he died and I never even knew about him when he was alive. Kind of weird.

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    69. mb21 69 mb21 says:

      I wonder how many people are getting viruses on their computer today from visiting The Book Blog. Every page I load is attempting to add a virus, but that specific virus only affects Windows computers so it doesn’t bother me that much. Still, take the site down until you get that shit fixed.

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    70. Mish 70 Mish says:

      @ mb21:
      Heh. Glad I just get my Book posts from my RSS reader.

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    71. mb21 71 mb21 says:

      @ Mish:
      I’d be careful there too. Mine says it failed to load so I’m guessing the rss feed has been compromised in some way.

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    72. josh 72 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      I don’t believe in viruses. Can’t shake hands with a virus. You keep your science off of my computer.

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    73. bubblesdachimp 73 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ GBTS:

      You could do dupont. Tons of hipsters and homosexuals but it is a fun area to go out.

      The reason i mention the first two is because if i didnt then one could be confused when they got there.

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    74. 74 Urk says:

      Mucker wrote:

      Josh I heard that too. But I always heard that SRV used super glue to close all his callous. Not necessarily use skin from his toes. Talk about a man who loved to play. That guitar was like another limb for him. I’ve never seen anybody play with that much raw passion and emotion. That man was brilliant.

      I’ve actually used super glue on the fingertips of my right hand (playing bass) to get through a set. I hadn’t been playing much and was washing dishes for a living when a band reunion came up and I had to play 30 songs with non-calloused fingertips. Went to the superglue after trying to duct tape my fingers, which made me an even shittier bass player than I was.

      Superglue would be the only thing I had in common with SRV, who I agree was a brilliant, passionate player and a real loss. Its sad that he died when he was just getting his shit together.

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    75. josh 75 josh says:

      @ Urk:
      Yeah, that made it all the more tragic, that he had just gotten clean. He just seemed like a genuinely good guy. I’m probably projecting, but everything I’ve read about him seems to agree.

      I wish I had a gig to have stories about. Once in college, at talent night, I got drunk and played an original blues song I wrote. People started clapping and because I didn’t have a backup band, their shitty clapping threw me off and I stopped playing.

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    76. Mucker 76 Mucker says:

      josh wrote:

      @ Mucker:
      He’s one of the few people that I sometimes get sad about being gone, even though it’s been years since he died and I never even knew about him when he was alive. Kind of weird.

      Yeah, that’s funny because I never knew about him either until well after he died. My uncle has a piece of the helicopter from the accident. Did you know that Clapton was on that chopper but he gave his seat to SRV?

      Urk wrote:

      Superglue would be the only thing I had in common with SRV, who I agree was a brilliant, passionate player and a real loss. Its sad that he died when he was just getting his shit together.

      Yeah, he was pretty wasted for the majority of his life and his last couple of apperances and especially the show he did on “Austin City Limits” like 2 months before his death are pure perfection.

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    77. Rice Cube 77 Rice Cube says:

      Ruh roh…Joakim Soria —> probably TJS

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    78. Mucker 78 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      (dying laughing)
      That’s funny. I got hammered just one time while playing in my band and I was fucking putrid on the guitar. I told myself I would never play drunk again.

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    79. josh 79 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      I did know about Clapton. The way I understand it virtually everyone else that was killed was in Clapton’s band. I’ve seen that ACL show, and it was awesome.

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    80. josh 80 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      I’m what you might call socially awkward. I decided the best way to cure that was to do talent night. The drinking was because I was nervous. I wouldn’t describe myself as too drunk. A couple of shots of Jack in a 20-year-old drunk.

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    81. Berselius 81 Berselius says:

      Tebow ———> Jets
      Sean Payton ———-> 1 yr suspension

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    82. josh 82 josh says:

      Actually, I never drank before my senior year of college. So drinking itself was also part of my plan to stop being socially awkward. It was a 3-pronged approach (I also joined a fraternity).

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    83. josh 83 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Damn! I didn’t even know he was being implicated. Any other suspensions from that whole deal?

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    84. Berselius 84 Berselius says:

      @ josh:

      8 games for Mickey Loomis, Saints also lost two second round picks. six figure fines all around too

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    85. Suburban kid 85 Suburban kid says:

      Me and Urk are pretty much the same in our LZ-liking, old age, punk/Clash, Creem-reading aspects.

      Led Zeppelin at the Chicago Stadium was my second concert, and it was impossibly great.

      Two and half years later, I was at my local record store waiting for the delivery van to bring the first copies of London Calling.

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    86. Mucker 86 Mucker says:

      @ josh:
      I was hammered. I’ve played buzzed before which was fine. But hammered was complete shit. I was totally embarrassed. I was trying to sober up as much as possible during sets.

      I actually didn’t start drinking until after I graduated HS. But I was smoking weed since sophmore year.

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    87. josh 87 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      Wow. Losing draft picks and their head coach. I’ve never heard of anything like that.

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    88. Mucker 88 Mucker says:

      So then what happened to Gregg Williams?

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    89. josh 89 josh says:

      @ Mucker:
      Never did that either. More lack of opportunity (see: socially awkward).

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    90. Berselius 90 Berselius says:

      Gregg Williams also suspended indefinitely

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    91. Berselius 91 Berselius says:

      josh wrote:

      Wow. Losing draft picks and their head coach. I’ve never heard of anything like that.

      Hey, the NFL cares about safety. Now let’s get back to negotiating for an 18 game season.

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    92. Rice Cube 92 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mucker:
      I done heard he was suspended indefinitely. The NFL doesn’t fuck around.

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    93. josh 93 josh says:

      @ Berselius:
      And pretending to care about concussions.

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    94. Mucker 94 Mucker says:

      Wow, that’s crazy. I’m of the opinion that the NFL has recently gone through a pussification of sorts regarding their contact rules and shit but I’m all for keeping the game clean. You don’t need guys out there purposely trying to end somebody’s career.

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    95. Rice Cube 95 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      Sounds like another labor battle waiting to happen. I’m sure players aren’t too thrilled about another game in which they can get seriously injured in.

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    96. Rice Cube 96 Rice Cube says:

      http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/21/the-lake-elsinore-storm-would-like-to-trade-for-tim-tebow/

      I’m assuming he’d be a pretty good hitter. He has lots of experience in sending balls to big, open grassy parts of the field where no one can catch it.

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    97. josh 97 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Just tell him the goal is to hit it right to the defender, and let his ability take over from there.

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    98. JonKneeV 98 jtsunami says:

      Berselius wrote:

      Tebow ———> Jets
      Sean Payton ———-> 1 yr suspension

      bubbles ————> Jets fan

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    99. josh 99 josh says:

      @ jtsunami:
      So, do the Jets get to apply for tax-exempt status now?

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    100. mb21 100 mb21 says:

      @ jtsunami:
      Are sure the NFL is televised in whatever world bubbles lives in?

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    101. 101 Akabari says:

      Don’t you think Brees is the winner here? Can’t he just wait till the last minute and take the new GM to the cleaners for all the money he wants?
      Yes I have been reading this site since ACB and waited until something completely non Cubs to comment (dying laughing)

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    102. Rice Cube 102 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      Only the games on FOX.

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    103. mb21 103 mb21 says:

      @ Akabari:
      Surprised something non-Cubs hadn’t come up before that made you want to comment. (dying laughing)

      As for your question, I have no idea. Someone who pays attention to the NFL probably has an answer for that.

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    104. mb21 104 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      FOX doesn’t broadcast in other worlds. I’m pretty sure they don’t even broadcast in his home country.

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    105. 105 Akabari says:

      @ mb21:
      I’m not that well versed in cooking polymerization or Led Zeppelin to comment on those either (dying laughing)

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    106. josh 106 josh says:

      @ Akabari:
      Maybe, but they’ve been in deadlock for a little while, and it seems like people probably saw this discipline coming. Plus, don’t the Saints have exclusive rights to negotiate?

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    107. bubblesdachimp 107 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ jtsunami:

      Bubbles will not be a jets fan but he will be a tebow fan

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    108. GBTS 108 GBTS says:

      @ bubblesdachimp:
      (dying laughing)

      Bubbles, we need to have a beer when I get there and talk about nothing except baseball.

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    109. Berselius 109 Berselius says:

      Akabari wrote:

      Don’t you think Brees is the winner here? Can’t he just wait till the last minute and take the new GM to the cleaners for all the money he wants?

      I’m not sure what you mean here

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    110. 110 Akabari says:

      @ Berselius:
      I mean if the GM is suspended, and the two sides are REALLY as far apart as “reports” say (and of course taking them with a boulder sized grain of salt) he could probably sit out a week or two of camp and everyone would be screaming to just settle the dispute with the replacement GM, whoever he is.
      It’d be a dick move, yeah. But possible.

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    111. uncle dave 111 uncle dave says:

      josh wrote:

      I did know about Clapton. The way I understand it virtually everyone else that was killed was in Clapton’s band. I’ve seen that ACL show, and it was awesome.

      I was up at that last show at Alpine Valley and it was pretty excellent. We actually contemplated leaving during Clapton’s set because it was all late-era solo stuff and frankly kinda blew.

      SRV was awesome, tho. He ended his set by kicking his guitar all over the stage for what seemed like about two minutes, and somehow even that sounded good. Also: everything monogrammed. I think the guy must’ve had about 100 sets of vinyl lettering in his garage with the S, R, and V missing…

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    112. Berselius 112 Berselius says:

      @ Akabari:

      For what it’s worth, he could have just as easily done the same thing with the original GM.

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    113. 113 Akabari says:

      Point taken.

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    114. Mish 115 Mish says:

      @ Berselius:
      I knew he could do great things in Slytherin House.

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    115. mb21 116 mb21 says:

      I haven’t been a big Clapton fan since his early stuff, but one of the few NA meetings I’ve gone to since living in Kansas was shortly after I moved here. I was in KC and felt the urge to use so stopped by an NA meeting. I go in and there’s Eric Clapton sitting there.

      /cool story bro

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    116. WaLi 117 WaLi says:

      mb21 wrote:

      I haven’t been a big Clapton fan since he stopped using

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    117. Rice Cube 118 Rice Cube says:

      This was a pretty good mashup.

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    118. bubblesdachimp 119 bubblesdachimp says:

      Whats the difference between a young boy and vial of cocaine?

      Clapton would never drop cocaine out of a window

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    119. bubblesdachimp 120 bubblesdachimp says:

      @ GBTS:

      I am down to go to a Nats cubs game!!!!

      I will go to all them..

      Or just grab a beer. And talk about the bizness.

      And tebow.

      and the SEC

      And survivor

      AND the WWE

      And DMB

      nothing else though

      :)

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    120. Aisle424 121 Aisle424 says:

      Interesting. I think he’s putting more stock in defensive metrics than I’d be comfortable, but it’s nice seeing a point of view on Soriano that doesn’t involve torches and angry villagers.

      http://chicagosidesports.com/in-soriano-we-trust/

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    121. mb21 122 mb21 says:

      @ Aisle424:
      The only thing I’d add is that Theo has flat out laughed his ass off at UZR so whatever metric he’s using it’s not one available to the public (if he’s using one at all for that matter).

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    122. mb21 123 mb21 says:

      But it is nice to see someone write something about Soriano that doesn’t make you want to throw up.

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    123. GBTS 124 GBTS says:

      bubblesdachimp wrote:

      Or just grab a beer. And talk about the bizness.

      And tebow.

      and the SEC

      And survivor

      AND the WWE

      And DMB

      nothing else though

      Shut me right up.

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    124. josh 125 josh says:

      @ uncle dave:
      I read an interview with Jimmy Vaughan where they asked him some question about Stevie putting his initials on stuff, and he got kind of angry and claimed that Stevie stole that from him. It was probably mock indignation, but the tone was a little tense. Maybe because Jimmy has been living under his younger brother’s shadow for his entire life.

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    125. Berselius 126 Berselius says:

      mb21 wrote:

      The only thing I’d add is that Theo has flat out laughed his ass off at UZR so whatever metric he’s using it’s not one available to the public (if he’s using one at all for that matter).

      We can add that to the list for Colin’s tumblr of FO-type laughing at UZR

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    126. josh 127 josh says:

      @ Akabari:
      In my limited corporate America experience it seems like a mistake to presume that the assistant GM isn’t just as good if not a better negotiator than the actual GM (or that the assistant GM wouldn’t have been the one doing the deal in the first place, while the GM took all the credit).

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    127. 128 ACT says:

      @ mb21:
      I’m sure that sabermetric teams have much better defensive metrics than you can find on Fangraphs. They have access to more data, as well as a strong economic incentive.

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    128. uncle dave 129 uncle dave says:

      @ josh:
      If it makes him feel any better, I still own “Hot Number” on vinyl.

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    129. mb21 130 mb21 says:

      email, gbts

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    130. josh 131 josh says:

      The comicbook version of what RC said:

      null

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