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  • Daily Facepalm 3.15.12 – Calling in Sick with March Madness

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    Practice Game recap

    Travis Wood probably punched his ticket to Iowa yesterday, giving up six runs while only recording one out. Bullpen/tenth starter hopeful Casey Coleman also had a rough day, giving up four runs in less than two innings. The only particularly positive result of the day was that Randy Wells had three scoreless innings, allowing two hits and getting six grounders. He didn't strike anyone out, but it's certainly going to help his cause for the rotation.

    Today's practice game(s)

    A Cubs split squad takes on the Diamondbacks today at 3 ET, if you can pry yourself away from March Madness for that long. Pat and Zonk have the call. Here's the lineup

    RF Johnson

    CF Byrd

    SS Castro

    LF Soriano

    1B Baker

    C Soto

    2B Barney

    3B Vitters

    P Dempster

    The other split squad heads to play the Rockies, also at 3 CT. This game only has Rockies coverage. Lineup for this game

    RF DeJesus

    2B DeWitt

    3B Cardenas

    1B LaHair

    CF Mather

    LF Jackson

    C Castillo

    SS Lake

    P Lopez

    Paul Maholm and Andy Sonnanstine draw the short straw

    They're starting split squad games this weekend in Arizona while the rest of the squad heads to Vegas.

    Brett Jackson to start season in AAA

    Not that much of a surprise. He's "blocked" by players who are being paid more than him, but probably aren't better players than him at this point. I think he'll be up by June once the Cubs can guarantee the extra year of service time.

    Cubs to change minor league affiliate?

    Brett from Bleacher Nation finds confirmation of a info heard a while ago about the Cubs A-ball team moving from Peoria to South Bend. Brett also mentions that it might be tough for them to move out of Peoria for political reasons (shaking down Illinois/Chicago for stadium $) but I don't think it would be a huge deal. Besides, doing a favor for the oh so sainted Golden Domers sycophants certainly wouldn't hurt in the Chicagoland area. Just put Jeff Samardzija out in front of the move.

    March Madness starts today!

    Brackets lock at the tipoff of the first game, which should be in half an hour or so. Give your Final Four in the comments, if you want to. I have Kentucky, Ohio State, Marquette, Kansas

    Berselius
    He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
    Berselius

    91 Responses to “Daily Facepalm 3.15.12 – Calling in Sick with March Madness”

    1. mb21 1 mb21 says:

      Royals ————> still stupid

      They just signed the most exciting player in baseball to a 4-year extension worth $10 million. Can you imagine how exciting Escobar would be if he was any good?

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    2. JonKneeV 2 jtsunami says:

      I got UK, Kansas, Mizzou, and Ohio State.

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    3. mb21 3 mb21 says:

      Paul Maholm and Andy Sonnanstine draw the short straw

      (dying laughing)

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    4. mb21 4 mb21 says:

      I took the number 1s to the final 4. I can never knock those teams off. Had a hard time picking between Missouri and MSU, but that was about it.

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    5. Aisle424 5 Aisle424 says:

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    6. WaLi 6 WaLi says:

      @ Aisle424:
      (dying laughing) what a creep

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    7. Rice Cube 7 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:
      It would be hilarious if some Cubs player who also Twitters finds that recorder, tells Sully to fuck off, then puts it in the clubhouse bathroom while someone takes a loud dump.

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    8. Rice Cube 8 Rice Cube says:

      I took Kentucky, Missouri, Florida State and Kansas. I don’t recall the last time all four #1 seeds made it to the Final Four.

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    9. WaLi 9 WaLi says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Someone needs to tell Kim to tell David to tell his teammates to search their lockers and do this purple monkey dishwasher

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    10. WaLi 10 WaLi says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Didn’t this just happen?

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    11. Rice Cube 11 Rice Cube says:

      @ WaLi:
      I don’t know. That’s why I said I don’t recall (dying laughing)

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    12. WaLi 12 WaLi says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Actually only happened once since having 64 teams. 2008. Kansas, Memphis, UCLA, UNC

      I don’t really pay attention to basketball but I only remember that because I was in Kansas City for work watching Memphis lose to Kansas. I was rooting for Memphis since they shared a conference with my school (UCF) which didn’t please the locals at all.

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    13. Rice Cube 13 Rice Cube says:

      @ WaLi:
      That was a good one. I thought Memphis was going to win and then Derrick Rose and friends missed what seemed like 20 straight free throws. That was extremely annoying.

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    14. Rice Cube 14 Rice Cube says:

      Jonathan Broxton is one fat bastard…

      That’s Everett Teaford and Tim Collins in Broxton’s pants.

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    15. Suburban kid 15 Suburban kid says:

      mb21 wrote:

      I don’t know when this super google internet thingy is going to be completed in Kansas City, but I am looking forward to testing it out. As far as I’m concerned, download times on the internet can’t be fast enough.

      Don’t get excited.

      It’s always anti-climactic whenever your access bandwidth goes up.

      I know this is a super mega Google thing, but still.

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    16. mb21 16 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I’m not sure it’s ever happened, but I have a hard enough time picking upsets. I picked a couple, but that was about it. If they played the tournament a million times Mish or I would win. (dying laughing)

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    17. mb21 17 mb21 says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      I’m not going to have an orgasm or anything, but rather than this page taking 1.5 seconds to load it will take .5 seconds. That will save me a lot of time. I’ll finally be able to eat dinner.

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    18. mb21 18 mb21 says:

      SK, what’s your download speed where you are? I know the US is well behind many other countries. We have 24 Mbps right now so downloading isn’t an issue at all. I’m just looking forward to testing it out. I’m sure after a few seconds the excitement will be gone.

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    19. Rice Cube 19 Rice Cube says:

      @ mb21:
      I always try to pick at least one 12-5 upset and one 11-6 upset, as well as a random 9-8 upset. Most of the time I pick the favorites until the Elite 8 or so.

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    20. mb21 20 mb21 says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I used to do that. I remember taking 13s over 4s because it happened several times and then when it didn’t I just looked stupid. Now that I don’t pay much attention to basketball I just do it more rationally. I know there will be upset, but I have no idea which ones.

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    21. Mish 21 Mish says:

      Haha yeah I didn’t care enough to figure out which upsets to pick, so I did favorites all the way through on all my brackets. I’m basically giving my money away, so I’m not going to give my time, too. (dying laughing)

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    22. Rice Cube 22 Rice Cube says:

      http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/15/the-fraud-who-promised-to-lead-the-dodgers-to-a-world-series-title/

      This is both funny and sad. I’m glad the Dodgers contingent didn’t get totally suckered.

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    23. Berselius 24 Berselius says:

      More roster cuts

      Cabrera, Beliveau, Gaub, Vitters ———> AAA
      Lake, Szczur ——-> AA
      Jaramillo ——–>minors

      Did Jaramillo even play at all this spring?

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    24. Rice Cube 25 Rice Cube says:

      (dying laughing)

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    25. Rice Cube 26 Rice Cube says:

      Colorado State has failed me.

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    26. Rice Cube 27 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      I think he had some kind of injury so never got into a game.

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    27. Berselius 28 Berselius says:

      @ Rice Cube:

      Davidson is failing me. I’m not to worried now though. The second the brackets lock I start rooting for every single upset rather than obsessing over my bracket.

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    28. Berselius 30 Berselius says:

      Szczur to AA is an aggressive promotion, he was struggling in A+ to close out last year.

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    29. GW 32 GW says:

      @ Berselius:

      I think promotions are by in large aggressive to start out with. As more players get cut, there is a chain reaction downwards.

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    30. josh 33 josh says:

      @ GW:
      Sad that his career didn’t work out. But still a pretty sweet throw.

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    31. SVB 34 SkipVB says:

      Here’s my final four: Baylor, Ohio State, UNC, Missouri.

      I was in East Lansing when the Cubs low-A team was the Lugnutz and folks there really got into it. Corey Patterson was on that team. It was their first year and the Cubs put some talent there to help jump start them. Prior to that, I lived in Kalamazoo and watched a lot of games in South Bend when they were the Silver Sox, I think a Royals team, then later with the White Sox. Mike Machsudian (sp?) was the only player I remember from those days. Don’t think he made the Bigs. South Bend those days was a pretty good stadium to watch a game in, and had my favorite mid-game promotion of all time:

      For the lucky fan in seat … you have won a 40 lb bag of water softener salt from (some hardware store).

      Extra good when some 12-yr-old won it.

      Side note to SK or Josh, who commented about this a few weeks ago:

      I have satellite radio and its the single best purchase I’ve made in the last 8 years. It would be even better if I could have gotten XM instead of Sirius, because XM has more baseball. But the ability to get the other sports, news, music, etc that I want, when I want it, without having to listen the trash on local radio, which doesn’t reflect my musical or talk tastes at all, is totally worth the $25/mo I pay for it.

      And that’s my brain dump for today. Go Buckeyes.

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    32. josh 37 josh says:

      What the hell, Jayson Werth?

      null

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    33. Aisle424 38 Aisle424 says:

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    34. srbutch5 39 srbutch5 says:

      The Peoria Chief’s stadium is for sale…not that it means they are leaving.

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    35. josh 40 josh says:

      @ Aisle424:
      Why? Why do you post this stuff? I can’t unsee that.

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    36. EnricoPallazzo 41 EnricoPallazzo says:

      Berselius wrote:

      http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/15/little-leaguers-have-to-return-money-to-a-strip-club/

      did you read the comments?

      “I hope they give it to them one dollar bill at a time too. At least that’s how I’d do it anyway.”

      that’s fucking excellent.

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    37. EnricoPallazzo 42 EnricoPallazzo says:

      @ Aisle424:

      would really like to zoom out a bit so i could see the state on that license plate… my money’s on south carolina.

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    38. GBTS 43 GBTS says:

      Syracuse sucks.

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    39. GBTS 44 GBTS says:

      @ EnricoPallazzo:
      Steering wheel is on the left, so I don’t think it’s a foreign car.

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    40. Mish 45 Mish says:

      EnricoPallazzo wrote:

      would really like to zoom out a bit so i could see the country on that license plate… my money’s on south carolina.

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    41. Rice Cube 46 Rice Cube says:

      FanGraphs explores a meme on ACB/OV that I recently enjoyed…

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/jeremy-hellickson-and-re-defining-babip/

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    42. Rice Cube 47 Rice Cube says:

      ZOMFG UNC-Asheville

      /bracket bust alert

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    43. WaLi 48 WaLi says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      It’s only the first half. A 16 has never ever ever never beat a 1. I don’t think it will happen today (but I hope it will)

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    44. GBTS 49 GBTS says:

      If Syracuse loses, will Harry turn off the internet in anger?

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    45. josh 50 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      That’s a good article. I actually have been thinking of BABIP as primarily luck. That clarified the stat for me.

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    46. Mish 51 Mish says:

      Wait, is there some college basketball on?

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    47. GW 52 GW says:

      kenpom had that game around 90-10 syracuse, and that was without consideration of the melo suspension.

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    48. Rice Cube 53 Rice Cube says:

      @ Mish:
      Correct.

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    49. josh 54 josh says:

      @ SkipVB:
      I don’t think it was me, but I pay $25 for the entire season for MLB audio and use Rhapsody ($15/month) and Pandora (free) for music. I guess I’m paying about $2 less than you, but I do like the freedom of choosing basically anything I want to listen to while still getting some new stuff.

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    50. josh 55 josh says:

      @ Mish:
      That’s a big ole “meh” from me.

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    51. GBTS 56 GBTS says:

      I have no idea why Asheville got the ball with one second left. I understand the argument there was no shot, but there was still clearly a foul before the shot clock expired. Wouldn’t it be a non-shooting foul?

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    52. Mish 57 Mish says:

      @ josh:
      I don’t care much for college sports, outside of the Illini and prospecting players who may make the professional leagues. I just like the drinking that goes along with it.

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    53. GBTS 58 GBTS says:

      @ GBTS:
      The only thing I can think of is that the ref blew the whistle late, after the shot clock violation, and therefore there technically “was” no “foul.”

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    54. GW 59 GW says:

      @ GBTS:

      i don’t have tru; watching the alford/monson bigten washouts battle

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    55. GBTS 60 GBTS says:

      @ GBTS:
      If a player hacks another, but there’s no ref whistle around to signal it, is it still a foul? Where’s MO when you need him?

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    56. GW 61 GW says:

      GBTS wrote:

      Where’s MO when you need him?

      dunno. you could try posting some more racist bumper stickers

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    57. GBTS 62 GBTS says:

      @ GW:
      First year that they’re charging right? I usually have a
      Row of laptops with all sorts of
      Sports on for March Madness. I made all my plans this year,
      Dot the i’s and cross the t’s. Do they watch in the European Union,
      EU for short?

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    58. GW 63 GW says:

      @ GBTS:

      such poetry.

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    59. Rice Cube 64 Rice Cube says:

      Hank White just homered off Dempster.

      Back to basketball.

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    60. josh 65 josh says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Dempster had given up 3 total. Sort of a slow bleed, but that tends to be the MO with Dempster.

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    61. Rice Cube 66 Rice Cube says:

      I think Rodrigo Lopez just got stung by a comebacker but I was watching basketball instead of paying attention. He’s still in the game though.

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    62. Rice Cube 67 Rice Cube says:

      It’s slowly slipping away from UNCA.

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    63. GBTS 68 GBTS says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Well they do kind of suck.

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    64. Berselius 69 Berselius says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      It’s slowly slipping away from UNCA.

      It was fun while it lasted

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    65. Rice Cube 70 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      The upset was so good that they had to cut it short.

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    66. mb21 71 mb21 says:

      GBTS wrote:

      Where’s MO when you need him?

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    67. mb21 72 mb21 says:

      Dempster didn’t have such a good outing today. 8 hits in 3+ innings. Only 3 runs allowed so it could have been a lot worse.

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    68. GBTS 73 GBTS says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Only 3 runs allowed so it was pretty gritty.

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    69. GBTS 75 GBTS says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      He left it in the second round, he’ll go get it Saturday.

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    70. Berselius 76 Berselius says:

      Holy Shit, this refereeing is absolutely shameful

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    71. GBTS 77 GBTS says:

      @ Berselius:
      I’m for peaceful, restrained disapproval and all that, but I think the fans should burn that arena to the ground.

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    72. Berselius 78 Berselius says:

      Kind of wish the UNCA players just gave the finger to the refs and jogged to the locker room once the buzzer sounded.

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    73. Mish 79 Mish says:

      H/T AZ SnakePit

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    74. GW 80 GW says:

      (dying laughing)

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    75. Aisle424 81 Aisle424 says:

      Rice Cube wrote:

      What the fucking fuck.

      Mississippians being Mississippians.

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    76. GBTS 82 GBTS says:

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    77. 83 ACT says:

      @ Aisle424:

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    78. GBTS 84 GBTS says:

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    79. Pezcore 85 Pezcore says:

      @ Berselius:
      Got Kansas (#2), Marquette (#3), Kentucky (#1) and Wisconsin (#4) as my final four.
      Long Beach State, hang in there, c’mon….

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    80. mb21 86 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      What ended up happening with that? I had forgotten about it.

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    81. Berselius 87 Berselius says:

      Barney ———–> Strained left side in BP

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    82. Rice Cube 89 Rice Cube says:

      Junior Lake > Colorado minor league pitching

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    83. Rice Cube 90 Rice Cube says:

      I may have been totally off-base with picking West Virginia over Gonzaga.

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