Practice Game Recap
Not applicable. But Paul Maholm didn't get rocked by the Giants' A ball team. So there's that.
It's Gordo's World and We're Just Living In It
Today Gordo speculates that whoever loses out in the Great Cubs Rotation Chase of 2012 will somehow be a valuable trade commodity. To be clear, he thinks that a pitcher that loses out to Jeff Samardzija will have trade value. To be honest, I couldn't read much more than the first couple of paragraphs, but I assume he later discusses how the Loch Ness Monster is totally real and a potential valuable trade commodity.
Soler? I Barely Even Know Her!
Jed Hoyer vehemently denied the Cubs have any sort of pre-arranged deal in place for Jorge Soler.
He stopped short of denying that there is such a thing as a Soler, saving Gordo the trouble of writing a piece that not only claims that Soler does exist, but that he is calling FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!
Jed Says Lots of Stuff
Carrie Muskat gives a pretty good rundown. Nothing earth-shattering, but when one of the Superfriends speaks, you better damn well listen.
Carlos Marmol's Elbow is Fine
He apparently had hand cramps, and an MRI verified that there is no significant nerve injury. Marmol is just doing his bit to fill the Zambrano-shaped hole still left in everyone's hearts.
Opening Day Weather Watch
Right now the forecast calls for a high of 56, a low of 46, and morning showers. Given that I have fully expected snow on Opening Day after all of this 80+ degree baseball weather in the middle of March, I'll take it. We'll see how the forecast changes as the day gets closer.
Somebody Wrote Something About Soriano That Doesn't Involve Torches and Angry Villagers
I pointed this out in the comments yesterday, but not everyone reads the comments. The soon-to-officially-debut-but-already-active, ChicagoSideSports.com, features a piece that actually speaks hopefully of Soriano's value to the 2012 Cubs. I wouldn't go that far, but it is nice to see something that doesn't focus purely on how OVERPAID AND TERRIBLE he is.
Comments
@ Mish:
I’m a slow learner, I guess. I was 20 when Dogma came out. I think it almost would have been easier to reject religion if my parents had been fundamentalists or something, because I just don’t think it was ever in me to believe it, but the warm and fuzzy version I was given was more innocuous than the hellfire and brimstone version some of my friends grew up with.
joshQuote Reply
MB, if you want a copy of Clerks 2 and don’t want to pay for it, I need you to e-mail me a PO Box and I can hook you up. You can destroy the film afterwards if you don’t like it and it would literally cost me a stamp to get it to you (dying laughing) But I think it’s worth a viewing if you have two hours to kill.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Updated the post with one more link, but if you are reading this, chances are excellent you already saw it in yesterday’s comments.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ josh:
Understandable. Hinduism is just silly to me, not immoral or anything.
MishQuote Reply
Michael Bush ——-> Bears
Aisle424Quote Reply
Aisle424 wrote:
{waiting for the other shoe to drop where we hear stories about rape charges from last night)
WaLiQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
I don’t know anything about him, but I take it that’s good?
joshQuote Reply
Mish wrote:
yeah but the ramayana is AWESOME. seriously, if you haven’t read it, it”s an extremely entertaining read. highlights include a monkey getting black-out drunk and banging a bunch of hot monkey chicks and then magically growing big enough to rip a mountain out of the ground and fly over the ocean with it. and it only gets more badass after that.
EDIT: but yeah, i guess that kind of proves your point about the silliness.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
I’ll just be happy to see Matt Forte back.
joshQuote Reply
josh wrote:
I think he’s a solid back-up and gives them a bit more insurance than Barber did when Forte went down.
Aisle424Quote Reply
too dumb to realize there was a new thread (dying laughing)
mb21 wrote:
It’s the only Kevin Smith movie where the story was worth a damn. In most of his other movies it’s just window dressing for the jokes. That’s the main beef I had with Dogma, he sucks at writing serious scenes.
BerseliusQuote Reply
I guess I just didn’t find Dogma to be all that shocking or thought-provoking, religion-wise. More like a silly story that happened to involve religion.
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mb21 wrote:
Also, it spawned these guys
http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/24
BerseliusQuote Reply
Apparently the MRI was on his neck. What?
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@ Berselius:
I would say I agree with you in retrospect. In that I tried watching it since and I didn’t like it as much. But, the point is that it started a serious thought in my head the religion was baloney, and so it gets honorable mention in my pantheon.
joshQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
I’m not a huge Kevin Smith fan anyway. It was just the right movie at the right time, if that makes sense. I could see it being what you describe, but it just came out at the right time for me.
joshQuote Reply
Berselius wrote:
I’m reading it as the MRI was on his hand, but he also reported stiffness in the neck.
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@ EnricoPallazzo:
Haha I have a general understanding of the stories/myths from the Ramayan and Bhagvad Gita and stuff. I don’t hate it as much as I hate authoritarian religions; Hinduism is almost more akin to Greek mythology in some aspects. But it never really connected with me because a) it didn’t apply any moral code really, or lessons I shoudl apply to life and b) I was a lone Hindu in a sea of Christians, so I know either I or everyone else was wrong. (dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwCYJj4THQ
Aisle424Quote Reply
josh wrote:
Exactly the same. I like most other Smith movies, but they aren’t as huge to me as others here.
MishQuote Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnzFx7-5hhY
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Suburban kidQuote Reply
angels looking for a starter
GWQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
This is still the Cubs. Hand cramps = full examination of the neck. If he had neck pain they’d have examined the hand. Duh.
mb21Quote Reply
What’s up, religious freaks?
AndCountingQuote Reply
mb21 wrote:
/religion’d
MishQuote Reply
mb21 wrote:
This reminds me of Pump Up the Volume. which makes me think those two injuries could definitely be related.
AndCountingQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
I didn’t either, but the first time I watched it I laughed my ass off. Not so funny after that.
mb21Quote Reply
Anyone watch this last night?
http://video.wttw.com/video/2036555344/
I enjoyed it. But I’m a huge sucker for video montages and pullers of my little heart-strings.
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@ GW:
The Cubs have a valuable starter who couldn’t beat F7 for a job F7 is undeserving of. I’m thinking the Cubs can get Jered Weaver in return. At least.
mb21Quote Reply
You know what this blog needs more of? Justified fans.
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@ mb21:
I could not agree more re: Justified.
Rodrigo RamirezQuote Reply
@ mb21:
I am a HUGE justified fan. We should talk shop after Tuesdays. I have a meeting now, but feel free to begin. (dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
Berselius wrote:
Exactly. Just like most of the trite stuff that gets trotted out by the “New Athiests.” There are plenty of good athiestic and agnostic arguments. None of them are represented by Dogma, and only the briefest glimpses of them are in the work of Dawkins, Harris, et. al. For those interested, my recs:
For the athiests/agnostics:
Don Cupitt’s Taking Leave of God and Bertrand Russell’s Why I Am Not a Christian
For the sufficiently critical theists:
Mark Noll’s The Scandal of the Evangelical Mind and Mark Johnston’s Saving God
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
My favorite bit from that movie is What Have the Romans Done for Us Lately
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
D’oh…
Aisle424Quote Reply
Forte needs to STFU and take stock of the situation. RBs have a such a short shelf life that teams just aren’t going to give them long deals and lots of money in today’s pass-first NFL.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Mercurial Outfielder wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSELOCMmw4A
Aisle424Quote Reply
Also, Forte was offered a market-level deal and turned it down, so…STFU
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I don;t think it is a length of a deal that is the problem. Hardly any of the money is guaranteed in NFL contracts, but the Bears don’t want to take the cap hit for another signing bonus.
Aisle424Quote Reply
Sonnanstine —> Iowa, off 40-man
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Ryan Dempster might be an asshole, although I have to admit that’s one hell of a prank:
http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/8540/qa-ohman-on-dempsters-all-time-prank
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
Right. And when you take into account that (1) teams are learning that RBs are not hard to find and (2) that the shelf life on RBs is incredibly short (consider that Forte’s career is nearly half over already!) and (3) that the league-wide trend is pass-first offense, there’s no need to invest significantly in the position.
Also, Forte’s franchise tag earns him $7.74 mil this year. If that’s finishing last, I woud like to finish last.
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@ Rodrigo Ramirez:
Maybe we should set up an Unobstructed View on Tuesday nights like we did with Breaking Bad. This season has elevated that show to Breaking Bad territory in my opinion. Maybe not quite to that level, but pretty freaking close.
In the last episode, Neil McDonough was just awesome. That episode had 2 or 3 of the top 10 scenes in tv this past year. Like Breaking Bad, Justified just gets better and better each season.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
(dying laughing) those are good pranks.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
(dying laughing), that is win
BerseliusQuote Reply
The next time I vandalize a car of one of my co-workers, i’ll make sure the police know it was just a prank.
Aisle424Quote Reply
I remember when Jr. paid off a clubhouse bet he made with a teammate by filling his locker with rolls of pennies. (dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
That seems like when Jim’s brothers “pranked” Jim by mocking how crappy Pam’s life is right in front of her.
Edit: Dempster’s car thing, not the pennies.
Aisle424Quote Reply
Who is this Jiminez guy who was also outrighted? Can’t remember anyone with that name in the Cubs org.
EDIT: nevermind, it was some Mariners guy in the same mlbtr article
BerseliusQuote Reply
Berselius wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH3I-IE0Xhw
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ mb21:
I’d gladly participate in these threads. I really only have one buddy (and he’s a blogger friend, not an IRL one) to discuss it with. McDonough was amazing last episode, especially the scene in the Wynn’s winnebago (or as Sepinwall calls it, the Wynnebago). That and the episode 2 weeks ago are probably my TV highlights of the year. It’s probably my favorite drama on TV. And Walter Goggins is utter balls, I love that man.
mb, just a suggestion. Between all the Breaking Bad/Justified/Dexter/Game of Thrones chats that go on in these…errr…”baseball” threads, would adding a spoiler widget to comments (to block off potential spoilers) be a worthwhile change?
MishQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
My philosopher friend bought me “Why I Am Not a Christian.” Still keep it on my shelf. Later, he got really mad at me for arguing with him about his theories on God. So that’s how that goes. I see The God Delusion as being a kind of elaboration on that, but with more science, which appeals to me. Again, the movie is trite and I would say is not even agnostic/atheist in its sum total, more like agnostic-lite or even deistic or something like that. I wouldn’t say it gave me any ideas I didn’t have before, but just that it started a conversation in my mind. I know it’s easy to say it’s stupid and shallow, but sometimes you need something stupid and shallow to start you on the journey. If I had seen the book “Why I Am Not a Christian” when I was in high school, I probably would have gotten angry or offended. Three years later, I’m reading it and nodding my head. Dogma happened in between, along with other stuff.
EDIT: had a typo where it said “not arguing” that was going to be “not agreeing” … anyway.
joshQuote Reply
I think the Bobby Valentine in Boston thing is going to go really, really well:
http://blogs.providencejournal.com/sports/red-sox/2012/03/bard-on-commitment-to-starting-i-thought-i-made-it-very-clear.html
Aisle424Quote Reply
Mish wrote:
Good idea.
mb21Quote Reply
I don’t plan to spoiler Game of Thrones talk because if you haven’t read it by now, fuck you (dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
Mish wrote:
I thought he was really good in The Shield, but he’s outstanding as Boyd Crowder. I cannot imagine any other actor playing that role so well. What I like so much about Justified is that several characters can carry an episode. It’s one of the strengths of Breaking Bad too.
mb21Quote Reply
Is Justified that show with the dude from Deadwood?
joshQuote Reply
Seriously though I’m planning on making weekly GOT Unobstructed View threads
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@ Berselius:
Jeez, I’m getting to it!
joshQuote Reply
@ mb21:
That seemed to me to be the fatal flaw of Mad Men. As soon as they started doing more stories with the wife and some of the others, the life went out of the show.
joshQuote Reply
[spoiler title=”Testing Spoiler”]Test[/spoiler]
mb21Quote Reply
To use the spoiler, you can check this out: http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/easy-spoiler/
Great idea, Mish.
mb21Quote Reply
@ josh:
It’s still great, though a little more uneven. The season 3 finale (Shut The Door, Have A Seat) and Season 4’s The Suitcase are probably the two best episodes the show’s ever done. Betty Draper can definitely DIAF though.
BerseliusQuote Reply
It works.
MishQuote Reply
[spoiler]Fuck you all (dying laughing)[/spoiler]
mb21Quote Reply
[spoiler title=”SPOLIERZ”] The Cubs stink[/spoiler]
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@ josh:
Yeah, that’s fair. I’m just an argument guy. Dawkins and his ilk are scoring points, not making sound arguments, and then they get responded to in kind and the whole conversation become unproductive. Which annoys me. I really recommend the Cupitt and Johnston books for the place where it sounds like you’re coming from, which, TBH, is eerily similar to my situation and experience.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Berselius wrote:
I’d agree with this if I didn’t think some here (i.e. bubbles) are able to read. (dying laughing)
Berselius wrote:
And I will be there with you.
MishQuote Reply
[spoiler title=”Darth Vader is really…”]Go fuck yourself if you don’t know[/spoiler]
MishQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
I almost wrote the exact same thing.
You also don’t need a title for what it’s worth.
“spoiler”The Cubs stink”/spoiler” (replace quotes with brackets [ and ]
mb21Quote Reply
Anyone with a BA subscription? Jim Callis took a look at which farm systems have the most and least productive over the past 3 years.
http://www.baseballamerica.com/online/prospects/column/2012/2613144.html
BerseliusQuote Reply
[spoiler]This is the greatest thing to every happen to this blog[/spoiler]
Nice.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ mb21:
[spoiler title=”I’ll use a title if I goddamn want to”]Don’t tell me what to do[/spoiler]
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@ Berselius:
Rays, Yankees, Nationals, Blue Jays, Rangers are the top 5
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@ mb21:
Cubs = 20-30 range?
Ah, just saw your post. 18 is higher than I expected. Most articles I’ve read seem to think they’re in the 20-30 range.
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@ Rice Cube:
18 seems high to me. Castro is about it.
mb21Quote Reply
Klaw, well, Klaw’s sources, on Samardzija:
BerseliusQuote Reply
[spoiler title=”Extra! Extra!”]Todd smells[/spoiler]
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ mb21:
I’m becoming dubious of this line of thought. It’s not as if the Cubs traded these guys for Gatorade coolers and a case of liniment. They turned those guys into Matt Garza and Anthony Rizzo. Seems like a break-even at worst right now, and especially so given Cashner’s arm issues and Archer’s control issues. And I’m still not convinced Lee isn’t another Alcides Escobar.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
As someone who was introduced to Dawkins through his science books, his recent fame as an atheist has always struck me as odd. Sort of like people knowing about Michael Jordan from his brief baseball career.
ACTQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
Everyone knows that.
MishQuote Reply
Mercurial Outfielder wrote:
You can’t put a value on The Most Exciting Player in Baseball.
MishQuote Reply
Mercurial Outfielder wrote:
He’s not nearly as exciting, for one.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Also, I love how the word “meme” has taken on a life of its own since Dawkins invented it in the 70’s.
ACTQuote Reply
@ mb21:
Jackson? Rizzo? Lake?
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I agree. That’s measuring the farm system and not what you turned those players into it. We saw during the Hendry era that there are two ways you can get production from your farm system: develop the players or trade the prospects for established stars. Developing is cheaper and allows you to spend money elsewhere. It’s the preferred way, but trading prospect for stars is still value and it’s often ignored by people. It shouldn’t be so I think you and I agree here.
mb21Quote Reply
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/adam-eaton-wrongly-receives-big-paychecks-meant-old-141828566.html;_ylt=AtmmN21jTPFzI5dViY363DjsYcp_;_ylu=X3oDMTFkaG1rNGtmBG1pdANCbG9ncyBJbmRleARwb3MDMzUEc2VjA01lZGlhQmxvZ0luZGV4VGVtcA–;_ylg=X3oDMTFvcGs0cnBnBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANibG9nBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
I wonder if Chris Carpenter and the other Chris Carpenter had this issue before.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Here’s the subtitle of the article: Ranking the 30 organizations for what they’ve recently produced
In a year or two the Cubs are hopefully going to move up with production from those two, but they haven’t done anything yet.
mb21Quote Reply
@ ACT:
Yeah Dawson qua scientist writing about science is good stuff. Dawson qua polemicist writing about science and religion…not so much.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ mb21:
Ah, I see.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ mb21:
The Yankees have used their farm in this manner for decades.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
http://deadspin.com/5895607/
Investigator Says Penn State Police Didn’t Share Important Information About Jerry Sandusky In 1998
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
They also developed some stars there for awhile (Jeter, Rivera, Posada). They now have Brett Gardner and Robinson Cano. I’ve always felt their development has been overlooked. I think that’s even more true when you consider the talent they also trade away when they acquire stars.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Berselius:
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@ mb21:
That’s true. I’m really curious to see THoyer’s first draft.
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@ ACT:
I was late to the Dawkins party. Again, thanks to religion (also, I wasn’t really alive in the ’70s). I actually was more exposed to the idea of meme through other books. I really enjoyed his recent The Greatest Show on Earth. He does go for a few jabs here and there in that one, but I actually learned quite a bit about the science of evolution that I didn’t know, and then even more in my (so-far) failed journey to become an entomologist. I credit Dawkins as much as anyone with my maintained interest in science. Again, I think Dawkins, while not necessarily a great philosopher or something, hit the right chords for me. I’m willing to move beyond, but The God Delusion was sort of the major kick in the ass I needed at that time, along with Bertrand Russel. I mean you get the other side so often, it’s practically ingrained in the culture, so it was sort of eye opening to just take a run through the gauntlet. It’s not the end of thought, though.
joshQuote Reply
@ ACT:
I love his lectures from the ’70s where he talks about evolution to an audience. Good stuff.
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I would put Metaphors We Live By in a category of books that have caused me to completely change how I think about….well, at least about language and thought. But I consider language and thought to be essential parts of my life. I’m just not crazy about arguments of the structure “Here are the ways we can save some notion of God.” I think the motivation for wanting to do that must come from within. I have no particular desire to save any notion of God, metaphorical or otherwise.
EDIT: sorry, I’ll shut up.
joshQuote Reply
@ josh:
Mark Johnson != Mark Johnston
I also love Johnson’s work, although I rate The Body in the Mind and The Meaning of the Body over Metaphors We Live By
Johnston’s argument basically amounts to a secularization of the concept of God. It’s an interesting argument.
And no need to shut up. That definitely wasn’t my purpose. I just think people who want to think carefully about these things would benefit from reading things written by people who are thinking carefully about these things.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
I’m no fan of Dawkins, but, in fairness, his path is typical among public intellectuals. Start out as an academic, gain fame through work outside of that field of study to a greater or lesser degree. Chomsky, Pinker, Freeman Dyson, Milton Friedman, Jared Diamond…. off the top of my head.
GWQuote Reply
From Klaw today:
Scott (Chicago)
As a Cub fan I am tired of hearing about Lake and the rest. Just drop it already!!! Baez, easy power yes, but what position do you see him at in the Majors?
Klaw (2:21 PM)
I wouldn’t rule out shortstop, but most likely third base.
Dale (KY)
Do you have an explanation on Hayden Simpson? Could he have been taking PEDs, is he injured, did he just get a payday and quit caring, can a guy have a fluke 1 year spike in velocity?
Klaw (2:12 PM)
I think the velo spike was a fluke – he wasn’t on my predraft top 100 for a reason, since most teams never saw the big velo – but he also got a terrible case of mono right after signing, lost a bunch of weight, and never got it back. I can’t tell you that wasn’t a factor too.
Dale (KY)
Can you give me some guys from the lower levels of the Cubs system to be excited about?
Klaw (2:10 PM)
Baez (that’s some of the easiest power I’ve ever seen, including to the opposite field), Candelario, Dunston, the Cuban outfielder whose name I won’t try to spell. Saw all those guys yesterday.
Baez is making bubbles excited
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
My favorite baseball prank is the one Norm MacDonald and Artie Lange once told on Stern or Letterman (can’t remember which) via Bob Ueker about Don Drysdale and Kenny Boyer. Here’s a brief summary that somebody else wrote:
“Apparently, Drysdale used to always get hookers when on the road. Boyer knew the chief of police somewhere in the midwest. He had the chief of police and a bunch of officers bust into Drysdale’s hotel room when he was with one of his hookers and arrest him. They strip searched him and arrested him before finally letting him know it was a prank.
Drysdale was obviously pissed, so he called Frank Sinatra, who he was apparently friends with. Sinatra had some thugs on the West Coast. One night when Boyer was on the West Coast he was walking to his car. The thugs jumped him, threw him in their trunk and brought him out to the desert. They got him out and acted as if they were going to kill him and let him beg, plead, and cry for several minutes before letting him know it was a payback via Drysdale.”
(dying laughing)
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bubblesdachimp wrote:
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GWQuote Reply
Which cuban is he referring to?
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
Again with the mono thing. Hayden Simpson should be the subject of research on the disease because apparently he had the worst case of it in recorded history.
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@ GW:
I have no fucking clue who he is referring to
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@ bubblesdachimp:
Yoenis Cespedes is my guess
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
http://www.abercrombie-and-fitchoutlet.com/abercrombie-fitch-mpa11-nigger-brown-pants.html
BerseliusQuote Reply
Chipper Jones —————> Retiring at the end of the season
First ballot? Second? VC?
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
bubblesdachimp wrote:
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Should be first ballot, but I tend to think if you’re any ballot HOF, you should be first ballot.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
First ballot or else the voters who didn’t have him on the ballot should all be executed.
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@ Berselius:
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
First ballot for sure.
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@ Berselius:
Did their website get hacked? That can’t be real. Right? WTF
mb21Quote Reply
@ Berselius:
(dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
the gif was perfect
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
First ballot for me, too, and I agree with MB, if you belong, you belong the first time. I will not be surprised, however, to see him get dragged down in the same way as Bagwell.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Lineup today
SS Barney
2B DeWitt
LF Soriano
1B LaHair
C Soto
3B I-Stu
CF Mather
DH Clevenger
RF Sappelt
BerseliusQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I don’t think there’s ever been any PED speculation with Chipper though.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I don’t remember seeing any rampant speculation with Larry. His Good Ol’ Boy image managed to keep any of that dirt from sticking to him.
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@ mb21:
There hasn’t been, but there’s not more proof he didn’t than there is with Bagwell, and that’s usually all it takes for your average BBWAA member.
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Yeah, the proof is equally nonexistant but there’s no smoke for Chipper like there was with Bagwell. Those BBRAA guys don’t care about proof, just perception.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Bubbles’s main bitch seems to think that link is fake B
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
First ballot, and I agree with mb on First ballot issues.
In fact, for nearly everything, unless I explicitly state disagreement, assume I agree with mb. (dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
Whoever faked that up had too much time on his/her hands
BerseliusQuote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
I’ll assume she’s not reading over your shoulder.
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@ Berselius:
Why is it a .com but has prices in pounds?
WaLiQuote Reply
Mather ————> Yard
BerseliusQuote Reply
So, this Joe Mather guy.
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@ bubblesdachimp:
How many bitches do you have aside from your main bitch?
WaLiQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
She knows what bubbles calls her.. She just doesnt like the implication that there is a secondary bitch
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@ bubblesdachimp:
That’s cute. It’s like when I introduce my wife as my “first wife”. She doesn’t like it because it means there are more (which there aren’t). Almost the same thing.
WaLiQuote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
Oh, so it’s ok, then. SMFH.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
When Bubbles rocks her she
Main====>>> Perma
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
It must be custom in bubbles’ native land.
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@ Rice Cube:
Spring Training Hero!
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Fifth OF Legend.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
RUH ROH
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When everyone says RB is a replaceable position… when is the last time a RB from the Bears went to a pro bowl? #PayForte???
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WaLi wrote:
It’s just the currency it displays, you can change it to US dollars. It’s an American site and it appears to be real. If you go to the homepage and search “nigger” it comes up with that page. and all the links that I tried on that page link around to other real pages on the site. I don’t see any evidence that it is a fake. it may be the result of a hack, but it exists on the real site.
Aisle424Quote Reply
Mather’s been in the minors for 11 years. Yeesh.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Aggressive on the bases. I guess they figure since Mike Napoli is catching they can take a few chances, though Napoli isn’t absolutely terrible either.
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@ bubblesdachimp:
Yes, because personnel decisions should be made on the basis of popularity contests. Forte is acting like a jackass.
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
just made this
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ofdmi/
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
Quirk is dumping an epic amount of cliches in this Len and Bob interview
BerseliusQuote Reply
Mish wrote:
That’s because you’re smrt like me. (dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
Exactly. I don’t know what Forte’s endgame is here. The jig is up for NFL RBs. Unless you’re an Adrian Peterson-type, you’re not going to get paid if you make it to that second deal. Teams are just too aware of the market for RBs.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
http://gawker.com/5895668/how-a-bad-chinese-translation-program-caused-a-racism-scandal-for-abercrombie–fitch
Aisle424Quote Reply
That is one helluva fake website.
Aisle424Quote Reply
Geovany Soto with an aggressive TOOTBLAN?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
This team’s baserunning is the onfield equivalent of Phil Rogers’ writing.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Two outs on the basepaths that inning
to quote Game of Thrones, Soto ran. Not very fast.
BerseliusQuote Reply
bubblesdachimp wrote:
mb21 wonders if she knows you refer to her like this.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I’m not the least bit encouraged by the intelligence of Dale Sveum based on this team’s tendency to do even more stupid shit on the bases than in past years. If this is how he manages, he won’t manage the Cubs for more than a year one hopes.
mb21Quote Reply
@ mb21:
Yeah, I’m not sure why the things he wants this team to do the most are the things they should be doing the least.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
I think a good hacker could do that. I just have a hard time believing in this day and age something like that would happen from a reputable retailer.
Why do they have 2 web sites: http://www.abercrombie.com/
http://www.abercrombie-and-fitchoutlet.com/ (the one where the jeans were)
mb21Quote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
MO my thing is name the last time a team with a top notch RB won the SB?? It has been a while. This is a pass heavy league. I love how forte catches the ball out of the backfield. I also think he is a good/great player. But i just dont believe in paying that position since they are so fragile. Shit he missed 6 games last year?
this also hurts fortes fantasy
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
[spoiler]Mish is Batman.[/spoiler]
GBTSQuote Reply
@ mb21:
She does…
Bubbles gets confused when he talks about his MB here and then sees you post..
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
Actually, it would be relatively easy. I could set up the same site in a matter of hours. Glad to know it is a hoax though.
mb21Quote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
Does this make mb21 your 21st main bitch?
Bubbles confuses.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
Neither of the teams in the SB last year has a full-time RB!
Forte turned down a deal worth $14 mil in guaranteed money with a $6 mil/yr avg salary. That’s a better deal than Gore or Jamaal Charles got last year. The only reason he’s in this situation is because of his own foolish choices. The Bears offered him a market deal, and he rejected it. They tagged him, and that gave him a $7.14 mil raise. But now he thinks he’s been “disrespected?” Bizarre behavior from a guy who otherwise seems to have a good head on his shoulders.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Garza is suddenly allergic to throwing strikes.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
Why would she put up with that? Better yet, why would you want someone to put up with that? If I called my wife my main bitch there would be a discussion about it immediately and it wouldn’t end with her accepting it.
mb21Quote Reply
Hmm…
[spoiler]
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GBTSQuote Reply
I guess after not playing SS for a while you kind of forget how?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
Excellent.
GBTSQuote Reply
The Cubs could easily lose 100 games this season.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Yea i am confused as well. I like him and think he is a very valuable bear
@ mb21:
Cause Bubbles is otherwise a complete gentlemen!
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
Well done. We can also discuss Kate…
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I think we will come close to .500. I think the pitching will be better then expected. Why? Dont know. Just a hunch. Could have worst offense in league
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
GBTS wrote:
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Except for eating meat, I’m vegan.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
bubblesdachimp wrote:
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I have vegan friends and sometimes they treat me to their vegan cookies and “cheeses” etc. They don’t taste right at all.
/cool story bro
Rice CubeQuote Reply
All three Rangers runs unearned due to Barney fails, but at least he can hit every now and then (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Except for the ball going over the fence, Soriano weakly grounded out to 2b
BerseliusQuote Reply
And then there’s that Soriano guy.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Ugh. vegan baked goods/dairy “substitutes” are a scourge.
BerseliusQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
QUIET YOU.
MishQuote Reply
It’s fake Abercrombie, not a fake website.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
I forgot how much I missed Kate Upton.
MishQuote Reply
Oh, man, Soriano is setting himself up for a media onslaught. If he has a monster spring and then flops in April, the villagers will gather in the square with their diminutive ginger master to drive out the heatherns.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mish:
Spoiler alert! People don’t know she’s in there!
GBTSQuote Reply
Scream “small sample size” all you want, but this Spring Training has taught me to believe in bulked-up Barney and Sori’s new batting stance.
ACTQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Sori only performs when the pressure is off!
MishQuote Reply
[spoiler title=”Spoiler Alert”]
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BerseliusQuote Reply
@ Mish:
And the bases are empty.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ ACT:
Do we have any side-by-sides to see how Soriano’s altered his tance?
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
What is the “select” button supposed to do in this spoiler bar?
BerseliusQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
It turns the volume knob to 11.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
WHARGARBL: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/22/pat-robertson-manning-deserves-to-get-hurt-after-tebow-trade/
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
It highlights the contents (as when you click and drag your cursor over it.)
ACTQuote Reply
I-Stu ———–> Yard
BerseliusQuote Reply
[spoiler] [spoiler]
[/spoiler] [/spoiler]
GBTSQuote Reply
Way to go ian
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
Double spoiler fail.
GBTSQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
I still enjoyed it.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
[spoiler]Nothing.[/spoiler]
GBTSQuote Reply
I dont think good old Frankie is long for that 40 man spot
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
Matt Forte @MattForte22 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
for the record I’m not mad at the signing of another running back. This is 4th time that’s happened. I embrace competition as well as help
Matt Forte @MattForte22 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
But as for not taking care of ur own and undervaluing a player under his market value is another story! #twitterrant
He is so mad and confused
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
Brett!!!!!!
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
It took all of what, 2 hours, before we discredited the spoiler widget.
MishQuote Reply
So what’s the best browser? Chromium? Incindia Lupus? Finally going to make the switch.
WaLi22Quote Reply
I use Firefox but people keep telling me Chrome is better.
MishQuote Reply
I use firefox and chrome. firefox is a memory hog, but it has better ad-block
GWQuote Reply
Cubs can has runs today.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
This is nice. I can see the b i link tags and when I click show on spoilers it doesn’t give me an error
WaLiQuote Reply
Suburban kid wrote:
We’ll hear that a lot more frequently this season than in previous seasons.
mb21Quote Reply
Mish wrote:
Those people are nuts.
mb21Quote Reply
@ WaLi:
You finally gave up IE?
mb21Quote Reply
@ mb21:
I think that was the good kind of bases empty though. The kind where the runners who were on there got to trot on home.
Of course I could be mistaken.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Cant believe everyone doesnt use chrome
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
Go Bucky!
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@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I was more apologizing to other OV’ers who might not want to know my life history. I realized it was a different guy (Johnson/Johnston, duh) soon after posting, but otherwise my statement remains true, plus I was thinking you worked with Mark Johnson or had mentioned him before a long time ago.
I’ve recently converted to Chrome, because lately Firefox has been acting shitty. I haven’t had any problems. Plus, it syncs your bookmarks at work, but I know WaLi can’t use it at work. I mean, I’m not stalking him or anything.
Say, Berselius, don’t you work at UT Austin in the Math department? My college math adviser went there.
Not stalking.
joshQuote Reply
If Forte thinks he’s undervalued, he needs to explain why he deserves more money than Jamaal Charles, Marshawn Lynch, and Frank Gore.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
SO CLOSE.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ mb21:
Yeah, just at home. Just got chrome. I wanted to be able to view your damn “Spoiler” tag without getting a script error (dying laughing)
WaLiQuote Reply
Also just watched the first two episodes of the WIre. Great show so far!
WaLiQuote Reply
Wow @ Louisville. Well, not really, I didn’t think that MSU was that good, but wow.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
The Wire is my favorite TV show of all time, no irony. A friend of mine really hates the second season, but I thought it was fine. But if you find your interest flagging there, its worth sticking with it.
joshQuote Reply
So I’m currently doing a fantasy baseball draft where the winner gets $500, and someone just took Aaron Harang in the 8th round.
In related news, I am apparently in a fantasy baseball league with a relative of Aaron Harang.
GBTSQuote Reply
I think Forte should fire his agent. His agent obviously told him to pass on that deal the Bears offered him. I’ve heard that the Bears and Forte are far apart on the #s. We know the Bears offered $14 mil guaranteed. He must be asking for $20 mil guaranteed.
MuckerQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
This kid, whose mama went to the trouble to christen him Omar Isaiah Betts… You know, he forgets his jacket, his nose starts running and some asshole, instead of giving him a Kleenex, he calls him “Snot”. So he’s Snot forever. Doesn’t seem fair.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
He needs to look at the deals signed recently by starting RBs. He won’t get $20 mil from anyone, and especially not the Bears, seeing as they can tag him this year and next for $16 mil and then let him walk at an age (28) when most RB go into decline.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Oh, I agree. I like Forte but the Bears have more pressing needs then a whiny RB. I think Forte is overvaluing himself a bit.
MuckerQuote Reply
[spoiler]The Big Ten fucking sucks[/spoiler]
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ Mucker:
Like you say, he’s obviously being advised poorly. When he had a bit of leverage, he was offered $14 mil. He now has no leverage. The market for FA RB is tepid, and now the Bears have a plan B. He’s playing this about as badly as one could imagine.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Seems like he’s trying to leverage his popularity from last year, sort of get the fan support. Play the hero of the team card. He was definitely the bright spot in the offense two seasons ago.
joshQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
Yeah, I feel your pain, but if OSU wins tonight the conf will still be 10-4 so far and equalled the Big East with 4 Sweet 16 teams.
SkipVBQuote Reply
@ SkipVB:
Sorry Josh (and MB?), I meant to type it this way:
…the conf will still be ten and four so far and equalled the Big East with four Sweet 16 teams.
SkipVBQuote Reply
@ josh:
That’s clearly what he’s trying to do, and I think that’s in poor taste. The Bears made him a fair offer, given his age, workload, and deals given to his peers around the same time in a weak market for FA RB. He rejected it. They then gave him a $7.14 mil raise by tagging him. Trying to play the victim at this point looks pretty fucking crass.
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@ SkipVB:
I don’t fucking care about wins and losses. They fuck me every year. When I buy in and pick them they lose, when I get fed up and pick against them they win. Without fail. It’s uncanny and it happens every god damn year. I hate them all so much. Fuck Izzo, fuck Indiana, fuck Wisconsin and their desperation heave when they had time on the clock and a fucking timeout. Fuck them all.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ SkipVB:
Wait a minute, how did I get dragged into the digits discussion? I’ve never made a single comment on spelling words out v. using digits.
Now, when I’m editing, I follow the Chicago Manual of Style convention and always use digits for all natural numbers > 9, unless that number is being used with or compared to a number > 9 (or a special case where it is part of a name and or title and it appears as digits in that), then I would also use digits, to avoid confusion. So it would definitely be 10-4, and Sweet 16 for me, but I would have said “with four Sweet 16 teams.”
joshQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
yeah, and maybe I spoke too soon about OSU too.
SkipVBQuote Reply
If you go to spirit airlines website there is an ad telling you to go to ny to see the jets and there’s a picture of someone tebowing (dying laughing) that’s quick marketing
WaLiQuote Reply
@ josh:
Ah, probably my short term memory is messed up. It was a reference to some on-topic discussion here at OV about consistency or not in writing out numbers. Thought it was you and MB, and both admitted to being not entirely consistent.
But really I was stalking you to see if you were still here.
(dying laughing)
SkipVBQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
Doesn’t Spirit charge you $10 to leave their website?
SkipVBQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
KSK had a pic of two d-bags in TEBOW 15 Jets jersey mere hours after the trade was initially announced. Those guys are probably the two most relieved people in NYC right now. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Found a picture of my family sans me at Giant’s stadium, except it’s called SBC Park. It does make it easier when you can just say Wrigley without having to add “I mean Taco Bell Stadium” with sarcastic jazz hands.
joshQuote Reply
@ SkipVB:
I’m sorry, I don’t engage in off-topic discussions. I keep it straight and narrow.
joshQuote Reply
@ SkipVB:
They…LIVE.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ josh:
There were a bunch of mergers before all the phone companies just got absorbed by AT&T.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
It’s probably possible to correlate the current name (in the picture) with like weather data and how many teeth my brother still has to pinpoint the exact day they were at the stadium.
joshQuote Reply
@ josh:
(dying laughing)
You and your monophonic symphony, six-string orchestra.
(dying laughing)
SkipVBQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
/holding breath
SkipVBQuote Reply
@ SkipVB:
Exhale!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube
FFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
SkipVBQuote Reply
I like the part where Ohio State decided that they were better than Cincinnati.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Neither OSU or Cinci can shoot free throws.
SkipVBQuote Reply
They need to change the basketball rules so the ends of close games don’t turn into foul-fests.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Matt Bush====>>> Dumb as fuck
http://www.wtsp.com/sports/pro_baseball/rays/article/246546/187/Rays-player-arrested-in-DUI-hit-and-run
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbGPKhb8ZBI
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[spoiler title=”Secret location of the code”]I love that the frog bites him at the end. That’s amazing.[/spoiler]
joshQuote Reply
Wife wrote a blog about what she thought about LOTR. Maybe you might find it amusing too.
http://originalnerdprincess.blogspot.com/2012/03/lord-of-rings-snark.html
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Tell your wife to read A Song of Ice and Fire series and she’ll change her tune on the fantasy genre.
MishQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
To be honest, I feel about the same way about fantasy. I see a dragon on the cover in the bookstore and immediately skip it. To me, LOTR was interesting for its historical in its significance. Like, your wife mentions fanboys, but there were no fantasy fanboys before LOTR. It basically spawned, or at least brought to popularity, an entire genre. Also, it’s probably completely racist (the evil, twisted monsters that all live far to the east and south of beautiful, protected, virigin
EnglandThe Shire.My favorite things that exist in the fantasy genre are all video games — Final Fantasy, Dragon Age, The Elder Scrolls, etc.
joshQuote Reply
Another book I would recommend that completely reimagines what fantasy could be is Perdido Street Station. That was one of the few fantasy novels I thought was wall to wall entertaining and even thought provoking, in sly sorts of ways.
joshQuote Reply
No kids get pushed out of windows in Perdido Street Station, and it features the most awesome spider in the history of literature.
joshQuote Reply
@ josh:
I’ve always enjoyed fantasy things, but like you mention, it was mostly out of the video game construct. I never read The Hobbit growing up as most did, and my first exposure to LOTR were the movies (which I absolutely enjoyed). Part of it was the epic story and world, sure, but I do realize my love is also in the movie-making aspect (the CGI work, the on-site filming, fight choreography, general cinematic vision, etc). I went back and read the books afterwards, and didn’t really enjoy it. I liked The Fellowship well enough, but the story was just so long and boring at times. I can only listen to so much of Treebeard singing about Middle Earth histories.
I hadn’t really read any other fantasy-of-that-type in my life, until I recently just read The Hobbit (which wasn’t bad because the story was linear, plus I was interested to see how it fit in with what I knew about the LOTR series) and then started A Song of Ice and Fire. At first I thought it might be just another cliche fantasy thing (in Tyrion’s first fight scene, he uses an axe in the book, and I’m like, “Ok, here’s a dwarf with an axe now”, incredulously). But it ended up not being that. Reading all 5 books in the course of 2-3 months was the most fun I had reading since…I dunno, ever?
I started the Farseer series on berselius’s recommendation; I’m about a quarter of the way through book 2 and I really like it so far. I just haven’t read as much (or as fast) as I’d like to have.
MishQuote Reply
@ Mish:
See, my mom was a big (Christian) hippie. So I grew up with C.S. Lewis, Madeline L’Engle, and J.R.R. Tolkein, maybe more because he was friends with C.S. Lewis than for any particular Christian imagery. The Hobbit is a great YA/children’s story, but lacks depth. Most of LOTR could have been cut. I thought Jackson did an excellent job of extracting out the better parts of the books, and the CGI was amazing. I liked the movies more than the books, in total.
But I was always more partial to the weird stuff, like C.S. Lewis’s space trilogy, and Madeline L’Engle’s…every weird and crazy thing she wrote. Like I said, I’ll read more of SOF&I, but Perdido Street Station really fit into my weirder sensibilities.
joshQuote Reply
In Junior High I finally snuck a read of some Stephen King (my Mom hated him) and that shaped my literary future significantly.
Further example of weirdness: my last book purchase was “The Eat-a-Bug Cookbook” by David George Gordon. Not a novel.
joshQuote Reply
@ josh:
I also like the movies more than the books, and a lot of it has to do with how Jackson interpreted both the world and characters, as well as how he made the narrative palatable for the big screen. While Fellowship is my favorite of the movies, I find Two Towers to be the most impressive adaption, from what he had to deal with/cut out/imagine and all.
Other than 2 years of reading every Star Wars novel I could find, I never really dedicated myself to one genre or another. I tend to read established classics in my free time, from “Moby Dick” to “The Idiot” to “(dying laughing)ita” etc.
MishQuote Reply
(dying laughing) I can’t cite my favorite novel ever because it has L-O-L in it. I guess the Nabokov talk stops now. (dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
@ Mish:
I was kind of a genre whore in high school. I read mostly Stephen King and Dean Koontz, except stuff for class, but obviously being an English major forces you to branch out. Still, my favorite stuff is like Salman Rushdie, Jorge Luis Borges, Toni Morrison, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Ben Okri, Doris Lessing, in short, I like the weirder “literary” (I hate that label) fiction.
joshQuote Reply
We had no need for fantasy in my day. We had reality staring us in the face in the form of fascism, and our brothers didn’t need any video games because the warfare they engaged in was all too real.
The midday special at Kitty’s was a pork chop dinner ($6.95) when I dropped in recently with a friend, Sue Huus (SH). We sat in a booth near the counter and looked over the menu. I ordered a cup of ham and bean soup and a hamburger. SH had a BLT sandwich with macaroni salad.
Marilyn HagertyQuote Reply
Ryno?
MishQuote Reply
We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
GrandpaQuote Reply
I’ll give other people the opportunity to facepalm.jpg/gif this article:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/23/pat-robertson-a-peyton-manning-injury-would-serve-the-broncos-right/
MishQuote Reply
@ Grandpa:
Now my story beings in nineteen dickity two. We had to say dickity cause the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles…
MishQuote Reply
Peasants, art thou conversing?
MishQuote Reply
@ Mish:
I neg’d this because I’m annoyed that people still care what Pat Robertson has to say.
Not you personally, but people in general.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
He’s basically the evangelical version of Marilyn Manson. He says and does shit for shock value.
joshQuote Reply
Rob G. is pissed Mish posted that link.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mish:
I read The Hobbit as a wee lad (and also grew up on the Rankin-Bass cartoon), but was not a fan of the rest of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I dug Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe but also was super bored with the rest of the Narnia books (my wife loved them). Mostly what I read when I was younger was Anne McCaffrey and Terry Brooks. Once I got into high school I read Farseer and Wheel of Tedium (er, Wheel of Time), which were vastly better. I didn’t discover GRRM until I got to college. I like the fantasy genre but it’s a thin, toughly defined line between what is good and what is shitty. I can only think of one new novel/series in the genre that I’ve picked up since first reading GoT ten years ago, and it was just kind of meh.
/cool story bro
BerseliusQuote Reply
josh wrote:
You ‘n’ me both, kiddo.
Marilyn HagertyQuote Reply
I guess this would be funnier if I logged out and guest-posted as the character.
[spoiler title=”titles have limits!”]My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.[/spoiler]
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
That makes sense. I always had you pegged as a Dungeons and Dragons fanboy since age 4. (dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
For GBTS or any other law types around here:
1.) For (apparently falsely) outing Shockey as the Saints’ whistleblower, is Warren Sapp liable for violations of federal whistleblower protection statutes, being as he is an NFL employee?
2.) If he is liable, then if Shockey is proven not to be the whistleblower, would Sapp still be liable?
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mish:
I won’t deny that I played Dungeons and Dragons while in elementary school. The original shit too – first edition. Not really a fan anymore these days though.
/nerd
BerseliusQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
Wow, you had the 37-sided dice and everything?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
So I was out the other night watching some blue grass with my wife and our friend and we notice this one security guy at the show kind of enjoying it. Our friend decides to talk to him for a little bit and they have a good conversation. After she comes by and mentions how he just moved to the US from Egypt not too long ago (6 months?) due to the rioting and what not. He works two jobs, but he loves it here. So much better than living in Egypt (only he misses his parents). It just kind of reinforced the fact that people bitching about living in the US don’t know how good they have it.
/cool story bro’d
WaLiQuote Reply
face to the palm
http://obstructedview.net/news-and-rumors/daily-facepalm-3-23-12-too-many-duis-edition.html
BerseliusQuote Reply
Josh, what’s your favorite Koontz book?
MuckerQuote Reply
Hmm. Joba Chamberlain screwed up his ankle on a trampoline.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Dempster —> Opening Day starter
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
That might be a bit premature as I can’t see anything on the Twitters so far. But it’s been hinted at.
Also, they sent down Rizzo and both Jacksons.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Muskat’s Twitter has it now. Maholm = #5 starter.
RC —> confused
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