Cubs May or May Not Have Added a Cuban
We're still on Jorge Soler watch, which I suspect will result in a brand new member of the "Putting Cub in Cuban" club. All the stories supposedly shooting down the van Dyck article suggesting the Cubs have a tentative deal in place basically restate what the original article already said: they can't make the agreement officially official, so officially there's no official deal. That's not a refutation. I highly suspect the Cubs make this deal. But my suspicions are generally highly suspect, so believe what you will.
Cubs' Win-Now Mindset
The Cubs are not focused on the future, despite their obvious focus on the future. Or something. I can't possibly improve on MB's assessment of the Cubs' win-now approach heading into the spring
That’s probably a good philosophy because once spring is over so is the winning.
Dale Sveum is a bit more optimistic, saying the Cubs aren't rebuilding, they're just building. Which essentially means the Cubs aren't deconstructing a dynasty, they're building on a sandlot.
You're killing me, Smalls.
Fukudome —–> White Side of the Rivalry
Kosuke Fukudome is signing with the White Sox for 1 year, $1 million. Cue throngs of incredulous fans wondering how a past-his-prime player could be signed for less money four years after signing for a lot.
Video Aisley Recently Posted about the Cubs' New Spending Tendencies
Tweet MB Recently Enjoyed
6 things you might not know about the all new #DallasTNT: hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tca-…
— Dallas (@Dallas_TNT) January 17, 2012
Is There a Cubs Game Today?
No.
Shape of the Day
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Hey Mish, I’m glad you found time to make a valentine for yourself.
http://i.imgur.com/ZS39T.gif
BerseliusQuote Reply
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/12_kate-upton_20.html
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@ Mucker:
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@ Mucker:
Josh wrote:
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WaLiQuote Reply
Mucker wrote:
Jebus.
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Berselius wrote:
So awesome it wins two threads!
MishQuote Reply
I’m the asshole.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ Mucker:
Cue the Josh “she’s ugly” bit.
But for reals, that girl is ridiculously hawt.
Rodrigo RamirezQuote Reply
Rodrigo Ramirez wrote:
Supposedly she’s dating Mark Sanchez and I already hated him so I know I fucking loathe him.
MuckerQuote Reply
Mucker wrote:
Goooood…goooooood….
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rodrigo Ramirez:
Done.
WaLiQuote Reply
/Stereotype’d
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@ jtsunami:
ROR.
In other Soler-related news…
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/14/the-yankees-may-get-in-on-the-jorge-soler-action/
Rice CubeQuote Reply
KLaw’s cunning insight on Soler:
MishQuote Reply
Hey Mish, what kind of gas mileage do you get in this thing? I love
catsthe ears on the helmet.WaLiQuote Reply
Holy shit. The Cubs just offered me season tickets in the bleachers.
If I decline the offer, they still keep me on the list for season tickets where you aren’t a football field away from the action.
I believe this new gambit will fail.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ Suburban kid:
Wait…so if you refuse bleachers seats, you get better seats?
Excuse me while I (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I’m guessing if SK takes the Bleacher seats, he would get a chance at the better seats next year before the wait list people do. (Assuming there are just as many dropouts next year as there apparently were this year).
Aisle424Quote Reply
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/2/14/2796560/the-ten-worst-swings-of-the-2011-season
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Suburban kid wrote:
Ask if you can have the bleacher tickets for $10. Offer to bring your own bologna sandwich.
WenningtonsGorillaCockQuote Reply
WenningtonsGorillaCock wrote:
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
Aisle424Quote Reply
$3421.60 to sit on a bench.
Although, they have a “skip the weekday day games” deal for 55 games at $2,352.00
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ Aisle424:
Correct.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
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Suburban kidQuote Reply
A special Valentine’s day cartoon I recently enjoyed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Eod8g1VEc
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@ Suburban kid:
The good news for you is that if the stadium is half-empty anyway, bleachers tickets will let you get into the bowl area so you can relocate yourself as an added bonus.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube wrote:
They do? They used to be totally separate.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ Aisle424:
I wonder if what I said is only true for the single game tickets then. When I bought bleachers tix the seat nazi told me that I could go anywhere in the park with those, even to the bowl section.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I went from 13,269 on the good seat waiting list in October to 4,279 in February.
I wonder if they sent this bleacher offer to 4000 people.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
Suburban kid wrote:
WenningtonsGorillaCockQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Weird. So I could buy two bleacher seats for $60 and have as many friends as I want buy $10 Upper Deck reserved seats. Then one by one escort them from the bowl to the Bleachers using the bleacher ticket stubs as the pass back into the bleacher area.
Aisle424Quote Reply
Aisle424 wrote:
No.
Al YellonQuote Reply
Al Yellon wrote:
Really, this is unnecessary. Don’t you have your own blog for one-word condescension?
Aisle424Quote Reply
Aisle424 wrote:
That’s unfair to the fans who paid full price for their tickets and couldn’t afford an escort.
WenningtonsGorillaCockQuote Reply
Aisle424 wrote:
It only works one way, based on what I understand. If they want free reign of the park, they have to buy the bleachers seats. So folks who get the $10 Upper Deck tix won’t be able to get into the bleachers because they don’t have a bleachers-specific ticket, but bleachers folks could go into the bowl.
Which doesn’t really make sense because the bleachers kind of suck if you actually want to watch the game.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
It is also possible that the seat nazis telling me this information were full of shit, so you may wish to find an alternate source.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube wrote:
That doesn’t mean it wasn’t true at the time you heard it.
fang2415Quote Reply
When the fuck is this Soler thing going to be officially official? We need something concrete to disagree with MB about.
fang2415Quote Reply
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/14/running-down-the-rosters-chicago-cubs/
MishQuote Reply
@ fang2415:
In the meantime, tell him Escoffier was a fraud who wasn’t fit to
open the cans of Campbell’s productssous chef for Sandra Dee.Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
fang2415 wrote:
they are on the five yard line.
GWQuote Reply
@ fang2415:
I did have a source, but that source may have been senile.
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@ Mish:
Every appraisal of our system seems ignore Whitenack and McNutt. If those two are healthy, shouldn’t they be considered for a spot as strongly as Travis Wood?
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@ GW:
I’ve heard that it’s not even close and that the Cubs are in a pack of 7-8 teams vying, depending on how serious you think the Yankees are.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I thought Whitenack had TJS. But I agree about McNutt.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
that was a reference to the theo compensation, which was on the five yard line about six months ago (dying laughing)
GWQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Whitenack did, but he’s supposed to be back this year. TJS recovery is much shorter nowadays.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ GW:
Fuck me, the memes are getting deep here. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Okiedoke. I thought they needed a full year like Adam Wainwright did. But more power to him if he rehabs fast.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
(dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
@ GW:
So Selig will take care of it in about 5 months?
mb21Quote Reply
(dying laughing) @ this:
Nice job, AC.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder: Whitenack has a few years to go and McNutt struggled last year so he still has some work to do.
mb21Quote Reply
Mercurial Outfielder wrote:
TWSS
MishQuote Reply
Yeah I didn’t think Whitenack was that close, even before TJS. McNutt would/will be a candidate if/when he can pitch like he did in 2010, but I think it was a big enough setback last year that they aren’t going to rush him.
MishQuote Reply
Len Kasper on the Score today argued that Kerry Wood should really have his jersey number retired by the team when he retires.
His reasons: K/9, TJS, Hometown discount.
Len Kasper, your stat nerd cred is hereby revoked. Please go say 14 Hail WARs and 15 Our FIPs.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
I will give you many faget points if you write these Hail WARs and Our FIPs.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Our metrics that are on spreadsheets, blessed be thy multipliers…
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube wrote:
They can if you give them the extra bleacher ticket to flash when they go from the bowl to the bleachers. So you have two people buy bleachers and have one person take both to the bowl and have all the $10 seat people come back using the extra bleacher ticket. Bleachers are general admission so you could theoretically do that for as big a group as you want. You’d just have to probably switch off who brings the ticket from the bleachers to the bowl so the seat Nazis don’t recognize you by the 5th time you do it.
Aisle424Quote Reply
So Ramirez gets his number retired too, right? He gave the Cubs TWO hometown discounts. So did Dempster. Fuck it. Let’s just retire all the numbers. Instead of flags that people can see honoring the players they can have little stickers on the foul pole.
mb21Quote Reply
@ Aisle424:
+1 faget point for using the fox/chicken/farmer in a boat analogy for Cubs tickets (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
The Cubs could use these for their retired numbers:
mb21Quote Reply
I think ACB should get a flag in Wrigley for their contribution to Cubdom.
MishQuote Reply
@ mb21:
They might have to switch to hexadecimal soon. I can’t wait to see Brett Jackson sporting the “4A” jersey.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Mish:
We would demand that the ACB flag just be the number 21.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
Perfect.
MishQuote Reply
@ Mercurial Outfielder:
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@ Rice Cube:
The coloring is a bit off, but it’s a start. Sorry for the fail skillz.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
They should retire Mitch Williams number. I saw him when I was a kid and he managed to hold the game to a tie.
joshQuote Reply
Off topic…if Jeremy Lin didn’t turn the ball over 20 times a game, he’d be pretty darned good at basketball.
But that kid can play.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
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So my wife’s family owns a funeral home.. I think we just found the next market inefficiency:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098849/Drive-funeral-parlour–mourners-want-come-dead-stop.html
WaLiQuote Reply
Face —-> Palm http://obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/daily-facepalm-2-15-12.html
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