“Daily” Facepalm 11.26.13

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Anything happening with Samardzija?

Tom Loxas reported that the Cubs and Jays might be close last weekend, but since then nothing as happened, and other sources (i.e. Julie's) say not much is happening. I don't really see much happening either. Still, Loxas's sources seem to think that the Cubs want to get some resolution on Samardzija before Thanksgiving/the Winter Meetings

Cubs 2014 coaching staff

Returning are Chris Bosio, who has seemed to do an adequate job despite the garbage he's been given in the bullpen, and bullpen coach Lester Strode, who seems like he's been around forever at this point. They also hired Gary Jones as the third base coach, Mike Brumley as the assistant hitting coach, and Jose Castro as the "Quality Assurance" coach. He's also a former hitting coach. I'm not really sure what this QA label means, since the Cubs also quasi-promoted Mike Borzello, who is a bullpen catcher/BP pitcher as a catching and strategy coach. Maybe he's just pitching strategy and Castro deals with stuff like defensive positioning and whacking Renteria with a stick for every sacrifice bunt.

Bill Mueller was hired to be the new hitting coach. I don't really know much about his coaching skills, but it's safe to say that he was a pretty good hitter as a player (career .291 AVG). Even more importantly, he had a .373 career OBP so hopefully some of those skills rub off too. He has some past experience as a hitting coach with the Dodgers. For some reason I thought he was part of the 2003 team, pre-Ramirez but I guess not. I remember his grisly knee injury suffered while sliding into a rotating sign on the sidelines, which was apparently in 2001 instead. 

Cubs leadoff spot is wide open

With David DeJesus gone the best option for leadoff might be for the Cubs to get Mueller out of retirement. Muskat posts some small sample size numbers on some of the options in her mailbag, and unless the Cubs sign Choo or Ellsbury I think she's right in guessing that it might be Castro.

Minor moves

Dave Sappelt was released to make room for perennial journeyman minor league OF Casper Wells. Wells will likely be in three more organizations before the season starts, the way his career has gone so far. He's also had vision problems, maybe he and Mike Olt can give each other moral support or something.

Cardinals sign Jhonny Peralta

Peralta got a 4/52 deal from the Cardinals, which surprises me since I figured they'd inevitably get Tulowitzki for a bag of magic beans, since that's just how they roll. This signing prompted A's worm-killing reliever Brad Ziegler to complain about PEDs paying. My response to this more or less echoes Calcaterra's.

Thanksgiving dinner plans

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My plans for tomorrow.

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  1. SVB

    When I first looked at your pie photo, I thought I was looking at this:

    [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ctmoMAmTheQ/T_2xKID7qII/AAAAAAAABbo/GVAa-Oxe0Rs/s1600/edible+bugs.png[/img]

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  2. dmick89

    I don’t want Castro leading off. Not that it matters since this team isn’t looking to contend like forever, but they’ve got a few better options than him anyway. He should bat 6th or 7th.

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  3. dmick89

    @ sitrick:
    I welcome all pies. I just fear that as pumpkin is the overwhelming favorite at Thanksgiving, that other pies have been oppressed. Pumpkin has denied the rights of other pies long enough.

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  4. Like You Care

    sitrick wrote:

    @ dmick89:
    I am a pie populist. A united nations of pie. Every pie should be welcome at the table. Except that fucking weirdo mincemeat.

    Remember when everyone went crazy for felix pie? Never quite lived up to the hype.

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  5. sitrick

    dmick89 wrote:

    @ sitrick:
    I welcome all pies. I just fear that as pumpkin is the overwhelming favorite at Thanksgiving, that other pies have been oppressed. Pumpkin has denied the rights of other pies long enough.

    There is definitely the Security Council of pies, but I think pecan is included. Apple, Pumpkin, Strawberry Rhubarb, Cherry, and Pecan. I feel like Blueberry and Lemon Meringue deserve a seat at the table, but I understand I’m in the minority.

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    Berselius

    Definitive pie rankings:

    1. Peach-Blueberry
    2. Custard-based Pecan pie (none of that corn syrupy shit)
    3. Lemon Meringue/Key Lime
    4. Apple
    5. Cherry

    eleventy-billion: whatever the fuck that bee pie is that SVB posted

    Pecan pies are a bitch to make. I think I’ve only had one qualified success in five attempts (dying laughing).

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  7. uncle dave

    @ Berselius:
    Solid pickup, I think. He’ll make a good pairing with Castillo, can sop up ABs against tough righties. Any word on what they sent the other way? Assume it would have to be someone not on the 40-man, if it’s not just a straight wire claim.

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  8. uncle dave

    Berselius wrote:

    Word from The Shire is that the Cubs sent cash for him. Win.

    Not much to argue with there, especially if it relieves the temptation to throw 3/30 at Saltalamamlsdflihia. Use that dough on filling a need, not on picking up a guy who will push your most productive hitter out of the lineup.

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  9. GBTS

    uncle dave wrote:

    McNulty: I gotta ask you, uncle dave. If every time Snotboogie would choose the cake and run away, why’d you even let him in the bakery?
    uncle dave: What?
    McNulty: If Snotboogie always chose the cake and not the pie, why’d you keep letting him in?
    uncle dave: Got to.
    This is America, man.

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  10. uncle dave

    GBTS wrote:

    Bud: Pie is a sacred trust, it’s what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their pie in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their pie in Russia?
    Otto: They don’t eat pie in Russia, it’s all cake.
    Bud: All cake? Cake my ass. What are you, a fuckin’ commie? Huh?
    Otto: No, I ain’t no commie.
    Bud: Well, you better not be. I don’t want no commies in my car. No Christians either!

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