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  • What is Japanese for LaBomb?

    Bryan LaHair was designated for assignment today. I think we generally hoped he would have a teeny tiny bit of trade value, but maybe he didn't or maybe the Cubs thought they should do right by him and just let him go so he can pursue an opportunity elsewhere (the talks of Japan are most prevalent).

    But no matter the reasons they came to the decision, the fact is that Bryan LaHair is gone from the Cubs just four months after representing them in the All-Star game. Has that ever happened before?

    It certainly hasn't happened with the Cubs in my lifetime. The closest instances are probably the guys who were traded in the off-season after an All-Star appearance and their career ended after the next season. That happened to George Bell after his 1991 All-Star appearance when he got traded to the White Sox for Sammy Sosa. It also happened after Ron Santo made his last All-Star game in 1973 and then also traded to the White Sox for one last season.

    But as unusual as the move is historically, it really isn't that strange when you consider the options the Cubs had with LaHair. The league had pretty much figured him out, so a return to his prolific first couple of months was unlikely. He just turned 30 years old a couple of weeks ago, so he's not exactly young anymore. He doesn't play anywhere defensively very well and his best position is currently occupied by Anthony Rizzo. So he could rot on the bench or the Cubs could trade him or they can set him free. So they loved him enough that they cut his time with them short.

    So it is understandable, but some folks are not having as easy a time understanding the situation. To be fair, those tweets are a clear minority, so I'm actually kind of proud of Cubs fans for not throwing a collective hissy fit. There are actually more fans of other teams drooling over the possibility of signing LaHair off the scrap pile. They must be the people who read Rant Sports.

    71 Responses to “What is Japanese for LaBomb?”

    1. josh 1 josh says:

      It is bizarre, but yeah, he had fallen off a cliff after the ASB and RIZZOMANIA.

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    2. mb21 3 mb21 says:

      My guess is that Lahair will get a job with some MLB team. He had an above average season at the plate last year (not much worse than Rizzo) so there will be at least one or more teams trying to sign him since he’s so cheap.

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    3. Rice Cube 4 Rice Cube says:

      So they loved him enough that they cut his time with them short.

      Ha!

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    4. josh 5 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      He’ll be an upgrade for some. But no one must be chomping at the bit for him or the would have traded him, you’d think. Or, teams were shrewd enough to know he’d be expendable.

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    5. mb21 6 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      Yeah, I’m guessing there will be teams interested precisely because he only costs a little bit of money, but they probably weren’t very interested if it was going to cost players. I think we can assume that is true or, as said, he’d have been traded.

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    6. Rizzo the Rat 7 Rizzo the Rat says:

      mb21 wrote:

      He had an above average season at the plate last year (not much worse than Rizzo)

      He was platooned a lot more than Rizzo.

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    7. Rice Cube 8 Rice Cube says:

      What is Japanese for LaBomb?

      RaBomb.

      /obligatory lacist joke by RC

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    8. SVB 10 SVB says:

      SK Here’s your Christmas present. You can relive past glory.

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    9. Mish 11 Mish says:

      First the Cubs don’t jump in on the Marlins’ firesale gravy train, and now they get nothing for LaHair!

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    10. 12 UNOBSERVANT Sports says:

      @ Mish:
      Brah, you know this person? Are they currently employed? Got a business opp for them, have them hit up my celly.

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    11. Mish 14 Mish says:

      I like the part about how the Rays are not interested in getting the appropriate value back for Longoria, or that they always trade away big moneyed players, which is A) not true and B) that 6 year, $18M contract Longoria has sure is an albatross.

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    12. 15 wpbc says:

      can you please rant sports the headline of this and all future articles bro?

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    13. 16 Rice in limbo says:

      @ wpbc:

      Chicago Cubs: Could They Stop Giving Away Mediocre Quad-A Players and Start Building a Winner Already?

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    14. GBTS 17 GBTS says:

      Rays Shopping Longoria?

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    15. Berselius 18 Berselius says:

      RC, sorry to hear that your post-PhD job isn’t going so well

      http://www.lex18.com/news/nicholasville-walmart-evacuated-due-to-possible-meth-lab/

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    16. JonKneeV 19 JonKneeV says:

      Brah, why haven’t we traded Jose Macias and Scott Eyre for Mike Trout already? Fuck this regime.

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    17. Berselius 20 Berselius says:

      It’s sounding like LaHair to Japan is a done deal….and the Cubs are getting nearly a million dollars back for him. Definitely more than they would have gotten in value in the states.

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    18. 21 fang2415 says:

      On Deshaies, see #4:

      http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/broadcaster-rankings-tv-10-1/

      That convinced me to go with the Astros feeds when they met the Cubs in a futility-off.

      /Hasn’t read every comment’d

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    19. Suburban kid 22 Suburban kid says:

      @ SVB:
      That Dome ‘head is sweet.

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    20. Suburban kid 23 Suburban kid says:

      Meanwhile, on Twitter, everybody’s very excited about Susan Boyle, and her promotion team, who are promoting her new album with the hashtag #susanalbumparty

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    21. JonKneeV 24 JonKneeV says:

      Sus’ Anal Bum Party

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    22. Suburban kid 25 Suburban kid says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Also, it’s great that they give you six months to pay for it without charging interest on the discounted clearance price of 9 bucks.

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    23. Rice Cube 26 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      Ha. They took out my competition.

      $$$$$$

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    24. mb21 27 mb21 says:

      Castro AND Rizzo would be the starting point for Longoria.

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    25. uncle dave 28 uncle dave says:

      Today’s PSA:

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    26. Mish 30 Mish says:

      Might pop in and out over the next two days, but before I forget, Happy Thanksgiving fuckfaces!

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    27. Aisle424 31 Aisle424 says:

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    28. Suburban kid 32 Suburban kid says:

      @ Mish:
      Profanity-laced holiday greeting —————————–> lacking confidence in your level of seasonal cheer.

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    29. Aisle424 33 Aisle424 says:

      Suburban kid wrote:

      @ Mish:
      Profanity-laced holiday greeting —————————–> lacking confidence in your level of seasonal cheer.

      We try to keep it classy around here.

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    30. Aisle424 34 Aisle424 says:

      So here’s a question I don’t feel like looking up right now. If the 40 man rosters locked last night, do they not unlock until after the Winter Meetings and the Rule 5 Draft? Is it something where you can make changes, but changes you make won’t protect people eligible to be taken in the Rule 5?

      For instance, what if the Cubs complete a trade between now and the Winter Meetings or at the Meetings before the draft? What if they sign a free agent in that time period?

      Can someone Google this for me?

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    31. mb21 35 mb21 says:

      @ Aisle424:
      What this means is that the Cubs cannot trade anyone not on the 40-man roster until after the Winter Meetings (whatever that date is). I’d have to look into it more, but I think it’s all the players, but it could just be all the players who are eligible for the Rule 5 Draft, which is the last day of the Winter Meetings. The Cubs can sign anyone they want as long as they don’t exceed 40 and they can trade anyone on the 40-man roster for players on other team’s 40-man roster.

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    32. SVB 37 SVB says:

      I miss the West Wing.

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    33. SVB 38 SVB says:

      So I didn’t know that MLB teams had posting fees for their players to go to Japan…

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    34. Berselius 39 Berselius says:

      @ SVB:

      I won’t deny that I was tempted to write in Jed Bartlet on my ballot this year.

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    35. 40 The Toronto Blue Jays Organization says:
    36. Aisle424 41 Aisle424 says:

      SVB wrote:

      I miss the West Wing.

      Definitely.

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    37. mb21 42 mb21 says:

      SVB wrote:

      I miss the West Wing.

      I miss the first 3 or 4 seasons. Wasn’t a huge fan of the show after that. I think I stopped watching during season 5.

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    38. Berselius 43 Berselius says:

      @ The Toronto Blue Jays Organization:

      I bet Cesar Izturis and Peanut Tillman are great friends.

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    39. Aisle424 44 Aisle424 says:

      mb21 wrote:

      SVB wrote:

      I miss the West Wing.

      I miss the first 3 or 4 seasons. Wasn’t a huge fan of the show after that. I think I stopped watching during season 5.

      I missed the end of Season 5 and the beginning of Season 6. I picked back up when Alan Alda and Jimmy Smits joined the cast. It still wasn’t nearly as good, but at that point I knew it was ending and I wanted to see how they wrapped it up.

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    40. Aisle424 46 Aisle424 says:

      @ Berselius:
      (dying laughing) (dying laughing) I thought that had to be a photoshop at first.

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    41. mb21 47 mb21 says:

      I’m waiting to be able to give the gift of Rusin.

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    42. Rice Cube 48 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      What the hell?! (dying laughing)

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    43. Suburban kid 49 Suburban kid says:

      Shark in a Box

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    44. Rice Cube 50 Rice Cube says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Candygram…

      Happy Thanksgiving to all. May your turkey be adorned with bacon and other tasty treats, unless you are vegetarian or vegan, in which case may your tofurkey not taste like a used sponge.

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    45. mb21 51 mb21 says:

      Just saw this tag and about died laughing: http://www.obstructedview.net/tag/another-potential-fighter-in-the-never-ending-battle-against-ham

      Well done, 424. Best tag ever.

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    46. Aisle424 52 Aisle424 says:

      @ mb21:
      I still liked when our posts were about motherfucking things.

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    47. mb21 53 mb21 says:

      @ Aisle424:
      (dying laughing) this is about as close as I’ve come to that recently: http://www.obstructedview.net/tag/stupid-motherfuckers

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    48. Suburban kid 54 Suburban kid says:

      @ mb21:
      Even the tags here lack confidence.

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    49. Berselius 56 Berselius says:

      Happy Thanksgiving, fuckfaces!

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    50. mb21 57 mb21 says:

      Berselius wrote:

      Happy Thanksgiving, fuckfaces!

      Instead of writing your profanity-laced comments, why don’t you show some class and do a question and answer with me on Thanksgiving and the Cubs? Since we keep it classy and clean, it may be an issue for you. But I will be happy to post a debate on our answers against yours when it comes to the Cubs. So what do you say? Are you tough enough to do it? Or does your inappropriate language express your lack of confidence.

      mb21

      PS-I don’t resort to hashtagging about other sites.

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    51. WaLi 58 WaLi says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      I’m frying a turkey and tofurkey today.

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    52. Aisle424 59 Aisle424 says:

      I have updated the tags on this post to make it more appropriate.

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    53. Berselius 60 Berselius says:

      @ WaLi:

      I only had to make pies this year, which has been a nice change.

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    54. Rice Cube 61 Rice Cube says:

      @ Berselius:
      Those are nice pies. The Cubs, on the other hand, were not as successful in making pie…

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    55. mb21 62 mb21 says:

      @ Berselius:
      Is that a pecan pie? That’s my favorite dessert.

      I made pumpkin custard pie with white chocolate ice cream.

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    56. mb21 63 mb21 says:

      mb21 wrote:

      Is that a pecan pie? That’s my favorite dessert.

      That and cheesecake. (dying laughing)

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    57. Suburban kid 64 Suburban kid says:

      I forgot to post this thread from my kitchen the other day:

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    58. SVB 65 SVB says:

      Chone Figgins ——–> DFA.

      Now the Cubs can get on that opportunity they missed a few years ago. They can use the $1M they are getting for LaHair.

      (dying laughing)

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    59. Aisle424 66 Aisle424 says:

      This was our turkey for dinner. It was the best turkey in the history of ever.

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    60. Rice Cube 67 Rice Cube says:

      @ Aisle424:

      I assume you posted that from the ER after they defibrillated you.

      That looks awesome though.

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    61. Berselius 68 Berselius says:

      @ mb21:

      It’s the first pecan pie that I’ve managed to successfully execute. Every other time I’ve tried to make one I’d fuck up the crust, and it would bubble over the sides of the pie and make a huge fucking mess in my oven and/or between the crust and the pie plate.

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    62. Suburban kid 69 Suburban kid says:

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    63. Aisle424 70 Aisle424 says:

      That’s a nice picture of your son and grandson, SK.

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