Ian Stewart twitter OMG

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Ian Stewart

Ian Stewart laughing all the way to the bank

So you probably know, Ian Stewart isn't very good at twitter. That's putting it mildly. The guy is an idiot. Everybody complains about their employer, but most people do so to their friends and family. They also complain frequently to coworkers who also feel the same as you. As it turns out, people like to complain and Ian Stewart is only different because he wasn't bright enough to realize the ways in which you should complain: in a way that allows you to say you never said such things. I promise. I promise.

Everybody knows this. Everybody except Ian Stewart.

Now that we've gotten out of the way what a terrible, no-good human piece of shit that Ian Stewart is. I don't actually think that, but according to twitter, lots of people think that way. Oh well. People complain. People complain about people complaining.

Now I'm complaining about people complaining about people complaining. Good times.

The issue isn't about what Ian Stewart wrote on twitter, in my opinion. The issue is that he is even wearing a uniform that is in any way associated with the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs chose to seek a $2 million agreement with Ian Stewart this offseason. They could have paid him nothing. Then in spring training when Ian Stewart was injured and unable to play, the Cubs could have released him and paid only a fraction of the money owed. They did not.

They paid Ian Stewart $2 million to be Ian Stewart.

This isn't the end of the world and it's really not even worth complaining about. Except in response to people complaining about complaining, that is. Then it is more than appropriate.

The Cubs signed a bad player for $2 million and got bad results. I don't feel bad for Ian Stewart and I sure as shit don't feel bad for the Cubs. They had a chance to be rid of Stewart twice and chose not to.

That being said, I'd much rather the Cubs make mistakes in signing players to these small contracts than absurdly large ones. It's much easier to swallow and a hell of a lot leasier to move on from.

But that does not mean we should not criticize the front office when they make a poor signing. This was one of them. It was one at the time and to nobody's surprise, it ended up being as bad as it looked.

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    dmick89

    @ Mercurial Outfielder:
    Thanks

    Apparently Theo said they were more confident in Baez’s ability to stay at SS now than before this year despite 26 errors. If he’s not blowing smoke up our ass, Javy could be real good even with a low walk rate.

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  2. Rizzo the Rat

    Gerrit Cole got a 2-RBI single in his first at-bat. Also, as a nice bonus, he’s pitching well.

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  3. sitrick

    Saw an exchange between Sahadev Sharma and somebody (I think it was Myles?) about how Baez’s error total was inflated because he’s got a fucking terrible first baseman at Daytona that can’t catch the damn ball (dying laughing)

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  4. mikeakaleroy

    For the record, I’m pretty sure the Cubes kept Stewart for the cheap $2 mil because they didn’t think they could count on newly crowned perennial All Star Luis Valbuena to man 3rd all year.

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  5. SVB

    @ Rizzo the Rat:
    I guess it isn’t often that you end up with a 5th OF in a trade and feel happy that you got the better end of the deal.

    Also, at GW: The parrot on the arm during the HR trot in the last thread. (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)

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  6. SVB

    @ Uncle Dave (or was is Enrico Pallazo?): Have you been to Holland yet?

    I checked on the highly-automated greenhouse/flower facility that my colleagues took their class too. Turns out it is very hard to get into to, and there is no “tourist” component. Trade secrets/schmade secrets. In PR, the Bacardi Factory is happy to have tourists visit….

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  7. SVB

    Seems like Rizzo is the best hitter on the team. Why do waste him in the third spot of the order and not bat him second?

    DeJesus, Rizzo, Soriano (I guess or Schierholz), Sori/Schier, Catcher, Valbuena, Castro, Barney, Pitcher (Wood bats 8th and Barney 9th every 5th day?).

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  8. Rizzo the Rat

    SVB wrote:

    Seems like Rizzo is the best hitter on the team. Why do waste him in the third spot of the order and not bat him second?

    Teams have been batting their best batters in the third spot going back more than a century (see Cobb, Ty and Ruth, Babe), so I think it’s odd you ask about it in this specific case. The main reason is that it is the best place to get RBI (earlier spots don’t bat with enough runners on base, later spots don’t bat often enough). Not necessarily ideal strategy, but RBI’s have always gotten more attention than runs scored. Really, though, the advantage of batting the best hitter second as opposed to third is so tiny, I wouldn’t worry about it.

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