The Buddhists have a word for this season: Shitty.
He asked the doctor for a Cub-ectomy, but came out minus an appendix instead.
Also, FIP is NOT the same as fap, apparently.
Abandon Hope, ye who feel Joe Mather will save this team.
The Cubs suck etc.
I’ve been the worst fan lately.
2013: Yet another year.
Nerd plans usually run less risk of disembowelment.
At least we’ll know not to get our hopes up next season. Right? Guys?
The trade deadline was nuts and exciting this year. Here’s hoping the ghost of a not-quite-dead baseball player didn’t screw it up for you.