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  • Mutual Agreement

    josh
    Josh is the greatest living writer you've never heard of. Also, he likes bugs.
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    53 Responses to “Mutual Agreement”

    1. SVB 1 SVB says:

      Hey Josh and OV–congrats on the partnership. This is fantastic! Keep up the good work everyone. And thanks for the laughs.

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    2. josh 2 josh says:

      @ SVB:
      Fuckin’ A!

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    3. Suburban kid 3 Suburban kid says:

      Comic is a verb now?

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    4. Suburban kid 4 Suburban kid says:

      BTW, I enjoy the comics more now that I don’t have to click to another blog.

      Good move.

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    5. 5 Berselius22 says:

      According to Stewart his wrist injury is related to a 2005 injury. He’s set on surgery and could be back in sep

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    6. josh 6 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      I like to bend words to my will. That’s what’s great about English, any word can be anything if you establish a context.

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    7. 7 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ Suburban kid:

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    8. GBTS 8 GBTS says:

      josh wrote:

      That’s what’s great about the Cubs, any season can be anything if you savor every moment.

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    9. mb21 9 mb21 says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Agreed with SK. I’m also glad they’re here so it’s one less link to check out. (dying laughing)

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    10. josh 10 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Of course, there’s always a chance for abuse, but the best poetry finds ways to use words in surprising and interesting ways by creating a tapestry of context that is unique. I think the trap people fall into is in thinking it can be done easily, without thought.

      I actually like the sentence “Verbing weirds language.”

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    11. mb21 11 mb21 says:

      I figure as long as I know what someone means I don’t care how they use a word. Or spell it.

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    12. mb21 12 mb21 says:

      If the Phillies are firesaling do you go after anyone on that roster?

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    13. GBTS 13 GBTS says:

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    14. mb21 14 mb21 says:

      @ GBTS:
      That’s crazy.

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    15. Suburban kid 15 Suburban kid says:

      Cubbing garbages baseballing..

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    16. josh 16 josh says:

      @ GBTS:
      safe or out?

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    17. josh 17 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      For the Cubs? The team is so old. I just don’t see how anyone fits. At least none of the big names that occur to me. Cole Hamels, maybe? But what do you have to give up for him?

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    18. josh 18 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      Shakespeare nouned verbs and verbed nouns and turned words into new forms all the time. The usual response is “Yeah, well you’re not Shakespeare.” But why not? Why can’t we experiment and try new combinations and new words in interesting ways to create new kinds of meaning. To me, the minute you start saying that there are immutable laws of language, you diminish its power.

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    19. josh 19 josh says:

      Ergo I will comic when I damn well please!

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    20. mb21 20 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      I figure Hamels is a free agent so I’d not trade anything for him. I do wonder about going after Utley even though he’s an injury risk at this point. Probably not considering what the Phillies would want though.

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    21. mb21 21 mb21 says:

      @ josh:
      Like I said, as long as I know what someone means then it doesn’t bother me. Use the word however one wants to as long as I’ll know what that person means. I even knew what SK meant in #15. (dying laughing)

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    22. Rizzo the Rat 22 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ GBTS:
      The runner also scored from second since there was nobody covering home.

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    23. BubbaBiscuit 24 BubbaBiscuit says:

      No one on the Phillies interests me.

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    24. 25 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ BubbaBiscuit:
      Yeah, Halladay, Lee, and Utley are a bunch of bums.

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    25. BubbaBiscuit 26 BubbaBiscuit says:

      Mercurial Outfielder wrote:

      @ BubbaBiscuit:
      Yeah, Halladay, Lee, and Utley are a bunch of bums.

      Yep.

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    26. josh 27 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      Those guys are great, but I think the cost would be too high for a team trying to rebuild it’s farm system.

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    27. josh 28 josh says:

      @ mb21:
      The only counterargument on Hamels would be that there would have to be a good chance he’s traded and/or extended and never reaches free agency. I still think the cost in terms of prospects would be too high.

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    28. Suburban kid 29 Suburban kid says:

      josh wrote:

      Shakespeare nouned verbs and verbed nouns and turned words into new forms all the time. The usual response is “Yeah, well you’re not Shakespeare.” But why not? Why can’t we experiment and try new combinations and new words in interesting ways to create new kinds of meaning. To me, the minute you start saying that there are immutable laws of language, you diminish its power.

      Sheikspir and Josh R gr8

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    29. Mish 31 Mish says:

      Hey congrats Josh. Looking forward to some non-disreputable content on this blog (dying laughing)

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    30. BubbaBiscuit 32 BubbaBiscuit says:

      Mish wrote:

      Hey congrats Josh. Looking forward to some non-disreputable content on this blog (dying laughing)

      You mean that ass is trying to undiscredit us?

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    31. Suburban kid 33 Suburban kid says:

      @ GBTS:
      I was kind of expecting the next installment of Jason Castro home run reactions following the Rizzobomb. Not all of us can hear what he’s saying.

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    32. Mish 34 Mish says:

      @ BubbaBiscuit:
      I know. It’s a bold move.

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    33. Rizzo the Rat 35 Rizzo the Rat says:

      The Rockies don’t have a single starter with an ERA under 5. I don’t know why they released Moyer; he was about average for that staff.

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    34. Rice Cube 36 Rice Cube says:

      @ Rizzo the Rat:
      It might have something to do with the fact that he’s a thousand years old and probably has no upside.

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    35. 37 Mercurial Outfielder says:

      @ josh:
      Oh, for sure. The Cubs can’t afford any of them, but to say none of them are interesting trade options is baffling.

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    36. mb21 38 mb21 says:

      Considering salaries I dont think I’d have much interest in Lee or Halladay considering their age. Hamels I do but since he’s a free agent I’d not give anything up for him. Utley, I don’t know. Depends on the price but he’s not someone you can count on for more than 100 games at this point. Don’t know what his salary is.

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    37. Rizzo the Rat 39 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Ageism!

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    38. GBTS 40 GBTS says:

      @ Suburban kid:

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    39. josh 41 josh says:

      @ Suburban kid:
      Or as Shakespeare noted:

      But ſince he died and Poets better proue,
      Theirs for their ſtile ile read,his for his loue.

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    40. josh 42 josh says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:
      I’m interested to see if teams take the bait. I think those guys could make the trade season very exciting.

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    41. BubbaBiscuit 43 BubbaBiscuit says:

      @ Mercurial Outfielder:

      I don’t see how they are interesting for the Cubs. Other teams should definitely look into them if they are going to contend this year or next. Way too expensive in either contracts, stuff sent in trade, likely both for this Cubs team.

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    42. GBTS 44 GBTS says:

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    43. Rice Cube 45 Rice Cube says:

      Charlie Brown’s team carries two catchers?

      Also, LaHair + Castro —> ASG

      RC –> (dying laughing)

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    44. Rizzo the Rat 47 Rizzo the Rat says:

      @ Rice Cube:
      Wait, the Cubs get two???

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    45. Rizzo the Rat 48 Rizzo the Rat says:

      Everyone who voted Sandoval over Wright should be ashamed of themselves.

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    46. bubblesdachimp 49 bubblesdachimp says:

      YAY CASTRO AND LAHAIR!!!!

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    47. Suburban kid 50 Suburban kid says:

      LaHair must be LaRussa’s Omar Infante pick.

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    48. Suburban kid 51 Suburban kid says:

      @ GBTS:
      You GBTSed that giffingly speed.

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    49. Suburban kid 52 Suburban kid says:

      Also, (dying laughing)

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    50. mb21 53 mb21 says:

      New shit

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