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Future Signings
Josh is the greatest living writer you've never heard of. Also, he likes bugs.
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Korn had a song called “Faget” in 1994, where he uses the term much as it is used here. When I first started coming to this site, I thought that you guys were all big Korn fans. That’s why I lurked for a long time before posting. And when I did post I was certain I’d be attacked by guys with long fingernails and raven black hair shaved on the sides and back but somehow still down to the shoulders.
@ josh:
I typed “Korn Fan Pic” into Google and this came up (dying laughing):
aw dude!
\at work
Well that came out of nowhere.
@ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
Are those your gorilla cocks?
(dying laughing) @ OV constitution
@ GBTS:
We obviously need to add dick_pics.html to our constitution.
I think we’re going to need a ruling of whether posting photoshopped dicks violates the spirit of OV’s Constitution.
@ WenningtonsGorillaCock:
(dying laughing) that’s great.
Ryno hasn’t had a single comment in months. I always enjoyed his morning memes.
Well I like your comic, josh.
@ mb21:
I agree 100%
@ GBTS:
424 does all the ruling around here so we’ll have to wait and see how he feels about this.
@ jtsunami:
He has been around on occasion though not using any name we’re familiar with.
@ WaLi:
when I was typing out dick_pics, I initially typed out dicks_picks out of habit. I don’t often write dick picks. (dying laughing)
@ mb21:
Right, usually when you type something into google images, the “pics” part is redundant.
True story: I went to see Ozzy Osbourne up in Ames back in 1996, and Korn was the opening act. I’d never seen them before, and quickly came to the conclusion that they sucked. (Guy next to me overheard me ask my buddy who the hell these guys were and said, “Korn kicks ass.” I thought, hey, spoken like a true Iowan.)
After the show, we swing through Taco Bell on the way out of town. We’re waiting for our food, and this dude comes up to me and asks if I was at the show. I said, yeah, Ozzy put on a great show, I can cross that one off my list now. He then asks, “yeah, but what about the first band?” I said, “eh, I dunno. Maybe not my style.”
We walk out and my buddy points out that I was talking with the lead singer from Korn. I’ve never felt more like a rock ‘n’ roll hero in my life.
/wearinganoniononmybeltatthetime
@ WaLi:
You mean when I use Google, I don’t have to type “search for” every time?
Stuff like ^^^^ is what the spoiler tags are for…
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/15/matt-garza-gets-good-news-on-elbow-injury/
mb21 wrote:
Can’t I leave you people alone for a few minutes to attend to work-related, non-dick pic issues?
I was looking through today’s search terms and I now assume “иисус фейспалм” is Russian for dick pic.
New non-dick pic shit: http://www.obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/getting-to-know-scott-baker.html