On the plus side, [find optimistic factoid].
Packers loss aside, this is going to be a good season. I just know it.
Off-days can be boring. This post is for the ladies.
Our race to #1 (draft pick) is in serious jeopardy now.
The Buddhists have a word for this season: Shitty.
He asked the doctor for a Cub-ectomy, but came out minus an appendix instead.
Also, FIP is NOT the same as fap, apparently.
Abandon Hope, ye who feel Joe Mather will save this team.
I’ve been the worst fan lately.
Nerd plans usually run less risk of disembowelment.
At least we’ll know not to get our hopes up next season. Right? Guys?
The trade deadline was nuts and exciting this year. Here’s hoping the ghost of a not-quite-dead baseball player didn’t screw it up for you.
I'm sorry, is it Tweets? I forget.
Sorry. I'll try to bring the laughter back tomorrow.
I don't even think Joe is terrible, but I can't stand him in center.
Enjoy the phenomenon of “winning” while it lasts.
Not even Steinbeck could predict the magnitude of the current depression.