Cubs 9, Reds 2 (4/14/2016)

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OSS: My original title was "Cubs a fuckload, Reds not nearly as many," but I want to trick people into still coming to this website. Three Up 1. Kris Bryant absolutely crushed one down the left field line for a HR. He also had 2 walks. He might be heating up. 2. Miguel Montero is good. He had 3 runs …

4/13/16: Reds @ Cubs

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How to Watch 7:05 PM CT TV: CSN+ Radio: 670 the Score Reds Lineup Hamilton CF Suarez 3B Votto 1B Phillips 2B Bruce RF Schebler (who?) LF DeJesus SS Barnhart C Simon P Cubs Lineup Fowler CF Heyward RF Zobrist 2B Rizzo 1B Bryant 3B Montero C Soler LF Russell SS Lackey P Will the Cubs Win? No (44) Randy's Record: …

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Series Preview: Reds (5-1) @ Cubs (5-1)

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The Cubs went 5-1 on their season-opening road trip, and now come home to face the surprisingly potent Cincinnati Reds. The Reds' offseason was basically notable for who they weren't able to unload (Brandon Phillips, Jay Bruce, and Joey Votto). They did unload Todd Frazier, but they would have loved for all three to get out of town. Instead, Phillips …

Cubs 7, Diamondbacks 3 (4/10/2016)

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OSS Arrieta wasn't perfect, but he helped his own cause and the Cubs wore down the Diamondbacks 7-3. Three Up 1. Miguel Montero had 2 doubles that were about 4 feet away either up or left from being home runs. He also had a good presentation game, and was generally just a badass. 2. Soler had a 21-run bomb to …

4/10/16: Cubs @ Diamondbacks

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How to Watch TV: WGN Radio: 670 the Score Time: 3:10 PM CT Cubs Lineup Zobrist 2B Heyward CF Bryant RF Rizzo 1B Soler LF The Stella 3B Montero C Russell SS Arrieta, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Bullpen P Diamondbaxx Lineup Brito CF …

4/9/2016: Cubs @ Diamondbacks

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How To Watch TV: CSN Radio: 670 the Score 7:10 PM CT Cubs Lineup Fowler CF Heyward RF Zobrist 2B (I don't get it either) Rizzo 1B Bryant 3B Montero C Soler LF Russell SS Hendricks P Diamondbacks Lineup Segura 2B Owings CF Goldschmidt 1B Peralta RF Castillo C Tomas LF Drury 3B Greinke P (poser batting pitcher 8th) Ahmed …

Cubs 14, Diamondbacks 6, Schwarber 0 (4/7/16)

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OSS Get well soon, Kyle. Three Up 1. Anthony Rizzo matched Arizona in runs batted in with 6. He must have put the game thread on his locker for bulletin board material. Rizzo, if you're reading this, I'm sorry!!! 2. It's only a matter of time before you all get on my level re: Addison Russell hype. We are in …

4/7/2016: Cubs @ Diamondbacks

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How To Watch TV: CSN+ Radio: 670 the Score Time: 8:40 PM CST Cubs Starting Lineup Dexter Fowler CF Jason Heyward RF Ben Zobrist 2B Anthony Rizzo 1B Kris Bryant 3B Kyle Schwarber LF Miguel Montero C Addison Russell SS John "Beer and Chicken" Lackey P Diamondbacks Starting Lineup Jean Segura 2B Nick Ahmed SS Paul Goldschmidt 1B David Peralta …

4/5/16: Cubs @ Angels

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How to Watch TV: CSN+ Radio: 670 the Score Time: 9:05 PM CST Cubs Starting Lineup Fowler CF Heyward RF Bryant 3B Rizzo 1B Zobrist 2B Soler RF Russell SS Szczur CF (probably because Villanova won the national championship last night) Ross C (probably because Jon Lester can only pitch when he's looking into Ross' loving eyes) SP: Jon Lester …

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4/4/2016: Cubs @ Angels

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Words of Wisdom "I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of …