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  • The Gift of Pain 67 Comments

    The Buddhists have a word for this season: Shitty.  

    Message 35 Comments

    He asked the doctor for a Cub-ectomy, but came out minus an appendix instead.  

    Intervention 17 Comments

    Also, FIP is NOT the same as fap, apparently.  

    Hope Hangers 45 Comments

    Abandon Hope, ye who feel Joe Mather will save this team.  

    Night Musings 16 46 Comments

    The Cubs suck etc.  

    Ritual 9 Comments

    I’ve been the worst fan lately.  

    Housecleaning 80 Comments

    2013: Yet another year.  

    Here’s What We Do… 43 Comments

    Nerd plans usually run less risk of disembowelment.  

    Trade Season Reactions 205 Comments

    At least we’ll know not to get our hopes up next season. Right? Guys?  

    Deadline 6 Comments

    The trade deadline was nuts and exciting this year. Here’s hoping the ghost of a not-quite-dead baseball player didn’t screw it up for you.  

    Night Musings 15 55 Comments

    h/t to Carrie (spouse)  

    Twits 39 Comments

    I'm sorry, is it Tweets? I forget.  

    Hope Dies (Yet Again) 90 Comments

    Sorry. I'll try to bring the laughter back tomorrow.  

    Joe Mather Redux 63 Comments

        I don't even think Joe is terrible, but I can't stand him in center.  

    Temporary Fix 44 Comments

    Enjoy the phenomenon of “winning” while it lasts.  

    Of Cubs and Men 40 Comments

    Not even Steinbeck could predict the magnitude of the current depression.  

    Intentional Fallacy 65 Comments

    The trade deadline is three weeks away. Three long, looong weeks.  

    Shark Patrol 26 Comments

     

    New Plan 19 Comments

    All Garza has to do is fake an injury and then pretend like he went to a faith healer and it got better. Everybody wins. Except the Rangers.  

    In the Beginning 86 Comments

    For newer Cubs fans, The Sandberg Game was one of many, many amazing games that did not result in a World Series title.